Who is this sand sculpture?
When Parker saw Deadpool, his first thought was not that his identity was revealed, but that he was shocked by Deadpool's sculptural temperament, shining and dazzling. No one dared to be the first when he was the second.
Who are you?
I am Wade Wilson, the captain of the superhero team ‘Agents X’, and fans call me Deadpool.Parker, we are observing you from the moment you get bitten by a spider, congratulations, you are a qualified hero and qualified to be one of us.
Deadpool Niu Bibobobo said, pulling out the chair from the desk, sitting in front of Parker with his legs crossed, and shaking Ah.
Well, this chair...
I know, this is your property, don't worry, we are a superhero team and no one will take your chair.Deadpool said, shaking her butt hard: I've never seen a worse chair than this, but I like it, creaking, as if it was conquered by me.
No, I mean this chair can't...
Can't do anything?Exercise force?Sorry, I like to use force!Haha, I can work harder!
Bang!
Ah!!Help, help me!My butt, I can't feel my butt anymore!AhAh
The wooden chair that was disrepaired was broken by Deadpool. A piece of the chair's legs were inserted straight into his butt, causing him to roll around the ground, making heart-wrenching screams.
……
Parker shrugged, his depression improved a lot.
Hi, good neighbor of New York citizens, why are you giggling? Come and help me quickly.Deadpool turned her butt to Parker, humming JīJī while asking for help.
(。。)
Parker looked solemn, trapped in entanglement and struggle. His righteousness made him unable to ignore the victim, and he extended a helping hand and held the chair legs tightly.
Hi Parker, what's going on, why did you make the door like this?The landlord rushed in angrily and was stunned when he saw the scene inside the house.
(// ∇ //) x1
(￣ □ ￣；) x2
Sorry, I've been disturbed!Parker, the maintenance fee will be deducted from your rent deposit, and... You don't have to worry about me telling it out. In fact, I don't discriminate against anything. Really, the movement will be smaller next time.
The landlord's face changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly, pretending to be calm and covering the vital parts, keeping high alert like a thief, and retreating outside the house little by little.
No need, I will pay the repair fee.Just then, Russell appeared at the door, took out a roll of Franklin from his pocket, and pointed out five and threw them into the corridor.
God bless you, generous sir, this room is OK!The landlord flew to pick up five bills, afraid that Russell would regret it, and disappeared at the end of the corridor.
In terms of speed, he has the potential to become a superhero!
I remember you, you are the one on the train...
Seeing Russell, Parker immediately showed joy, trying to organize the language but didn't know how to speak, because he still doesn't know who Russell's surname is.
Help, come and help me.Deadpool supported her hands, turned her butt and moved towards Russell.
No problem, I like to help others.Russell laughed, accelerated to run, left a afterimage on the spot, and kicked it on the leg of the chair.
Puff!
The picture was so beautiful. Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes and heard a shrill scream in his ear. After that, the room became completely quiet.
……
In the room, Deadpool leaned over and lay on the ground, his whole head stuck into the wooden wall, quietly saying nothing, perhaps he was dead.
Russell chatted with Parker, and the atmosphere was pretty good. It was quite harmonious to ignore a certain silly.
The so-called Agent Team X is a heroic team composed of superpowers. The one in the corner of the wall is the captain. You can call him Deadpool, Wade, and Sand Sculpture.
Parker scratched his head: Uh, what should I call you?
Haven't I said it?
……
Forget it, I'll say it again, my name is Russell.Forgotten Spider-Man, have you remembered it clearly this time?
……
Parker was silent for a moment. To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called agent X team. The opponent tried his best to persuade him to withdraw, making him feel that it was better not to touch it.
Our X Agents are different from other superhero organizations. They do not have a fixed territory, but rather travels through various universes, wherever there is evil, we appear wherever we are.Yes, we are the Justice... Cough, Justice Watcher!
Then forget it, I don't want to leave New York.Parker shook his head and refused. It was nonsense to travel around the world, but he believed it: Moreover, just a city in New York has exhausted me, let alone other places.
It's okay, we won't force it. When you figure it out one day, you can call me and wait anytime.
Russell said, grabbing Deadpool's legs, pulling his head out of the wall, waved his hand at Parker, and then dragging Deadpool to disappear into the hallway.
Two minutes later, Parker recovered and looked stunned: Damn, you left the phone to me Ah!
When Parker rushed out of the apartment building like a wind, he could no longer find Russell and Deadpool. He was still thinking about asking each other for help and looking for Mary Jane together!
I'm so stupid...
……
I'm so stupid!
Deadpool sat on the rooftop of a building with his butt covering his butt, and squirted wildly at Russell: You used your poor acting skills to tell Parker that the captain of X-Team is a silly, and he will join us only if he is crazy!
But you are a silly!
That was the illusion of me confusing my enemies. Generally speaking, I am not a silly... When Deadpool said this, he covered his face and sobbed: My favorite Parker is gone, without him joining, and he has formed a nonsense X-Team.I won't play anymore, I'm going home!
etc!
Russell pressed Deadpool's shoulder: Man, you misunderstood. Actually, I just did everything on purpose just now, just to let Parker join us wholeheartedly.
You deliberately made me a silly?
Yes, sand sculpture!
Before Deadpool could react, Russell said angrily: Wade, you are a silly. Instead of pretending to hide and tricking Parker into joining the team, it is better to show it directly.The more useless Agent X is, the more Parker looks down on you, and the smoother the plan will be.
Sorry, I didn't understand.
It's not your fault, after all, you are a silly.
Wow, I understand this sentence.
……
Looking at Deadpool who was inexplicably proud, Russell's eyes twitched. I don't know if he was really stupid or pretending to be crazy and just ignored it and entered the topic: Human nature cannot tolerate the stains on beautiful things, but what if it was all black spots from the beginning?
Man, I understand.
Deadpool slapped Russell on the thigh and shouted excitedly: Because we are so sucked, instead of pretending to be perfect, it is better to make Parker Parker despair at first, and then gradually show his highlight side.In this way, he will change his first impression, think that the X Special Forces is actually not bad, and then change his views on us little by little, and finally accept us completely.
That's right!
Russell, my good brother, you are such a genius!
Well, so are you!
Oh, la la~~~
Deadpool felt that the plan was feasible and danced and sang excitedly. After a while, he came to his senses and looked confused: No!Man, do we have a highlight?
Uh... except you, all.
……
rest assured!Russell Zhizhu was holding it and said calmly: Parker is looking for Dr. Octopus because his goddess Mary Jane is...
Wait, where did that Mary Jane come from? Parker's goddess should be me!
Wade, you have to face the reality. Parker's orientation is normal and he can't fall in love with you.
I don't care!
Russell rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense to him, and continued: Parker and Dr. Octopus are of equal strength, and Dr. Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage. Parker will definitely not be able to beat him if he is afraid of taking a mouse. Then we will make a brilliant appearance and help him resolve the crisis.
Deadpool nodded wildly: There is a Her saves beauty stage, Parker will fall in love with me crazily. I invite him to join the team at that time, and he agreed with a few slight love.
……
Russell took a deep breath: Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will stuff Dr. Octopus into your body.
Deadpool sat down obediently with his knees, raised his hand and made a zipper on his lips, indicating that he would never talk nonsense.
We helped Parker rescue Mary Jane and made him owe a favor, but this only made it difficult for him to reject us, and it was almost time to get a successful invitation.
Russell smiled in a silence: This requires the help of Mary Jane. The woman is very career-oriented and is determined to become a well-known actor.She needed flowers, applause, flashes, and a lot of praise, and these...huhhh, Parker couldn't give her.
In fact, as a busy superhero, Parker can't even give Mary Jane the least time for the two of them. They will finish sooner or later. The blow in love will make Parker feel disheartened...
This is the best time for us to appear and invite him to join the team!
Deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy of Russell, and hesitated and gave her applause: Russell, I love you!
Russell pressed his hands down and signaled Deadpool to be restless. He calmly added: In order to prevent the plan from being deviated, I have also prepared a second plan, which is... Venom!
Deadpool raised his hand and answered: Teacher Russell, I know, I know.Let Parker wear Venom and become an anti-hero who is not morally restrained, and can fit in more perfectly into us.
Russell nodded, showing a child's teaching and gratifying smile: Wade, you have grown up.
Uh, but that was my plan at the beginning!
……
Russell coughed lightly: Stop talking nonsense, take out the venom, and start the second plan now.
Wait, man, isn't Venom on your side?
Hey, when was it here with me?
……
FCUK ！！ x2
When Parker saw Deadpool, his first thought was not that his identity was revealed, but that he was shocked by Deadpool's sculptural temperament, shining and dazzling. No one dared to be the first when he was the second.
Who are you?
I am Wade Wilson, the captain of the superhero team ‘Agents X’, and fans call me Deadpool.Parker, we are observing you from the moment you get bitten by a spider, congratulations, you are a qualified hero and qualified to be one of us.
Deadpool Niu Bibobobo said, pulling out the chair from the desk, sitting in front of Parker with his legs crossed, and shaking Ah.
Well, this chair...
I know, this is your property, don't worry, we are a superhero team and no one will take your chair.Deadpool said, shaking her butt hard: I've never seen a worse chair than this, but I like it, creaking, as if it was conquered by me.
No, I mean this chair can't...
Can't do anything?Exercise force?Sorry, I like to use force!Haha, I can work harder!
Bang!
Ah!!Help, help me!My butt, I can't feel my butt anymore!AhAh
The wooden chair that was disrepaired was broken by Deadpool. A piece of the chair's legs were inserted straight into his butt, causing him to roll around the ground, making heart-wrenching screams.
……
Parker shrugged, his depression improved a lot.
Hi, good neighbor of New York citizens, why are you giggling? Come and help me quickly.Deadpool turned her butt to Parker, humming JīJī while asking for help.
(。。)
Parker looked solemn, trapped in entanglement and struggle. His righteousness made him unable to ignore the victim, and he extended a helping hand and held the chair legs tightly.
Hi Parker, what's going on, why did you make the door like this?The landlord rushed in angrily and was stunned when he saw the scene inside the house.
(// ∇ //) x1
(￣ □ ￣；) x2
Sorry, I've been disturbed!Parker, the maintenance fee will be deducted from your rent deposit, and... You don't have to worry about me telling it out. In fact, I don't discriminate against anything. Really, the movement will be smaller next time.
The landlord's face changed slightly, and he smiled awkwardly, pretending to be calm and covering the vital parts, keeping high alert like a thief, and retreating outside the house little by little.
No need, I will pay the repair fee.Just then, Russell appeared at the door, took out a roll of Franklin from his pocket, and pointed out five and threw them into the corridor.
God bless you, generous sir, this room is OK!The landlord flew to pick up five bills, afraid that Russell would regret it, and disappeared at the end of the corridor.
In terms of speed, he has the potential to become a superhero!
I remember you, you are the one on the train...
Seeing Russell, Parker immediately showed joy, trying to organize the language but didn't know how to speak, because he still doesn't know who Russell's surname is.
Help, come and help me.Deadpool supported her hands, turned her butt and moved towards Russell.
No problem, I like to help others.Russell laughed, accelerated to run, left a afterimage on the spot, and kicked it on the leg of the chair.
Puff!
The picture was so beautiful. Parker covered his weak and helpless eyes and heard a shrill scream in his ear. After that, the room became completely quiet.
……
In the room, Deadpool leaned over and lay on the ground, his whole head stuck into the wooden wall, quietly saying nothing, perhaps he was dead.
Russell chatted with Parker, and the atmosphere was pretty good. It was quite harmonious to ignore a certain silly.
The so-called Agent Team X is a heroic team composed of superpowers. The one in the corner of the wall is the captain. You can call him Deadpool, Wade, and Sand Sculpture.
Parker scratched his head: Uh, what should I call you?
Haven't I said it?
……
Forget it, I'll say it again, my name is Russell.Forgotten Spider-Man, have you remembered it clearly this time?
……
Parker was silent for a moment. To be honest, he had no interest in this so-called agent X team. The opponent tried his best to persuade him to withdraw, making him feel that it was better not to touch it.
Our X Agents are different from other superhero organizations. They do not have a fixed territory, but rather travels through various universes, wherever there is evil, we appear wherever we are.Yes, we are the Justice... Cough, Justice Watcher!
Then forget it, I don't want to leave New York.Parker shook his head and refused. It was nonsense to travel around the world, but he believed it: Moreover, just a city in New York has exhausted me, let alone other places.
It's okay, we won't force it. When you figure it out one day, you can call me and wait anytime.
Russell said, grabbing Deadpool's legs, pulling his head out of the wall, waved his hand at Parker, and then dragging Deadpool to disappear into the hallway.
Two minutes later, Parker recovered and looked stunned: Damn, you left the phone to me Ah!
When Parker rushed out of the apartment building like a wind, he could no longer find Russell and Deadpool. He was still thinking about asking each other for help and looking for Mary Jane together!
I'm so stupid...
……
I'm so stupid!
Deadpool sat on the rooftop of a building with his butt covering his butt, and squirted wildly at Russell: You used your poor acting skills to tell Parker that the captain of X-Team is a silly, and he will join us only if he is crazy!
But you are a silly!
That was the illusion of me confusing my enemies. Generally speaking, I am not a silly... When Deadpool said this, he covered his face and sobbed: My favorite Parker is gone, without him joining, and he has formed a nonsense X-Team.I won't play anymore, I'm going home!
etc!
Russell pressed Deadpool's shoulder: Man, you misunderstood. Actually, I just did everything on purpose just now, just to let Parker join us wholeheartedly.
You deliberately made me a silly?
Yes, sand sculpture!
Before Deadpool could react, Russell said angrily: Wade, you are a silly. Instead of pretending to hide and tricking Parker into joining the team, it is better to show it directly.The more useless Agent X is, the more Parker looks down on you, and the smoother the plan will be.
Sorry, I didn't understand.
It's not your fault, after all, you are a silly.
Wow, I understand this sentence.
……
Looking at Deadpool who was inexplicably proud, Russell's eyes twitched. I don't know if he was really stupid or pretending to be crazy and just ignored it and entered the topic: Human nature cannot tolerate the stains on beautiful things, but what if it was all black spots from the beginning?
Man, I understand.
Deadpool slapped Russell on the thigh and shouted excitedly: Because we are so sucked, instead of pretending to be perfect, it is better to make Parker Parker despair at first, and then gradually show his highlight side.In this way, he will change his first impression, think that the X Special Forces is actually not bad, and then change his views on us little by little, and finally accept us completely.
That's right!
Russell, my good brother, you are such a genius!
Well, so are you!
Oh, la la~~~
Deadpool felt that the plan was feasible and danced and sang excitedly. After a while, he came to his senses and looked confused: No!Man, do we have a highlight?
Uh... except you, all.
……
rest assured!Russell Zhizhu was holding it and said calmly: Parker is looking for Dr. Octopus because his goddess Mary Jane is...
Wait, where did that Mary Jane come from? Parker's goddess should be me!
Wade, you have to face the reality. Parker's orientation is normal and he can't fall in love with you.
I don't care!
Russell rolled his eyes, too lazy to talk nonsense to him, and continued: Parker and Dr. Octopus are of equal strength, and Dr. Octopus has Mary Jane as a hostage. Parker will definitely not be able to beat him if he is afraid of taking a mouse. Then we will make a brilliant appearance and help him resolve the crisis.
Deadpool nodded wildly: There is a Her saves beauty stage, Parker will fall in love with me crazily. I invite him to join the team at that time, and he agreed with a few slight love.
……
Russell took a deep breath: Wade, if you dare to interrupt again, I will stuff Dr. Octopus into your body.
Deadpool sat down obediently with his knees, raised his hand and made a zipper on his lips, indicating that he would never talk nonsense.
We helped Parker rescue Mary Jane and made him owe a favor, but this only made it difficult for him to reject us, and it was almost time to get a successful invitation.
Russell smiled in a silence: This requires the help of Mary Jane. The woman is very career-oriented and is determined to become a well-known actor.She needed flowers, applause, flashes, and a lot of praise, and these...huhhh, Parker couldn't give her.
In fact, as a busy superhero, Parker can't even give Mary Jane the least time for the two of them. They will finish sooner or later. The blow in love will make Parker feel disheartened...
This is the best time for us to appear and invite him to join the team!
Deadpool fell into the beautiful fantasy of Russell, and hesitated and gave her applause: Russell, I love you!
Russell pressed his hands down and signaled Deadpool to be restless. He calmly added: In order to prevent the plan from being deviated, I have also prepared a second plan, which is... Venom!
Deadpool raised his hand and answered: Teacher Russell, I know, I know.Let Parker wear Venom and become an anti-hero who is not morally restrained, and can fit in more perfectly into us.
Russell nodded, showing a child's teaching and gratifying smile: Wade, you have grown up.
Uh, but that was my plan at the beginning!
……
Russell coughed lightly: Stop talking nonsense, take out the venom, and start the second plan now.
Wait, man, isn't Venom on your side?
Hey, when was it here with me?
……
FCUK ！！ x2
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