Boss, I have a dream.
No, you don't!
Russell had a cold face. Although he didn't know what Deadpool's dream was, he must be planning to make some moths and must be strangled in the cradle.
No, I have it!Deadpool insisted.
you!without!have!
Russell bit his voice hard, glared at Deadpool, and continued: Don't talk about dreams with me, illusory things will eventually succumb to reality, and reality is that I am the boss, I have the final say.
But I was a virtual cartoon character...
No, you are different from others. You can break the fourth wall, communicate with the audience, and even threaten the comic editor to modify the script with a knife.
Deadpool blinked: But I can break the fourth wall, which is also the editor's meaning. I remember his name is Rob Lifield, a sand sculpture cartoonist who has poor leg proportions.
Russell: …
What qualifications do you have to say that others are silly?
Seeing that Russell didn't say anything, Deadpool rubbed his hands and leaned forward: Boss, this dream is really important to me. I came here to realize it.
Talk it out and listen.Russell had a clue. If Deadpool's dream does not conflict with traveling through the world, helping him, it might make him work harder.
Deadpool clenched his fist, looked up at the chandelier at forty-five degrees, and said solemnly: I want to form a superhero team!
Russell: …
Boss, what do you think of this dream?
Not very good.
Why?
I've seen Deadpool 2, the agent you formed X... The Sand Sculpture Agents were wiped out, and even Brad Pitt's big cheeks couldn't be covered.
Deadpool shrugged: This is a plot requirement, and the Big Chest is just a friendly guest appearance. He can come because there is an ulterior motive deal with the director.
Russell: …
Boss, you look at the Easter eggs very carefully, but you must not notice that there is also a friendly guest appearance by Matt Damon in Deadpool 2... Wait, tell me the truth, can you watch it be pirated, right?
……
It’s really painful to discuss the plot with a character in the plot, and what’s even more painful is that you can’t even argue with him!
Russell sighed: Wade, don’t get out of the topic, continue to say, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dreams?
After my careful consideration, I found that the reason why Agent X failed was because the members were too weak.If they were each Wolverine, Storm, and Cyclops, the result would definitely be different, so I would recruit strong partners to join the team.
When Deadpool said this, he added: But not everyone can do it. Strength is only one aspect, and I have to like it.
So you come to Spider-Man and want to pull him into the group.Russell roughly felt that he understood.
That's right, that's it, I love Parker!When it comes to Spider-Man, Deadpool looks shy.
Unlucky Peter Parker, it turns out that you can be even worse!
Russell sighed silently: You are thinking too much, this Spider-Man is not a chatterbox, you two can't get along.Moreover, his sense of responsibility as a good neighbor in New York will not allow him to follow you to other worlds.
I know!
You know you dare to imagine it, so you might as well go to the world of Amazing Spider-Man. The Garfield version of Spider-Man may like your broken mouth.Russell remembers that there is a villain, the electric man in Amazing Spider-Man, whose abilities are very suitable for him.
No, that Parker is so handsome, I don’t like him!Deadpool refused decisively: Besides, I was not whimsical. In order to correct Parker, who is not a talkative person, I brought Venom over and copied my character. Peter will definitely...
Russell's final word: He will definitely become a super villain!
Boss, I think you are targeting me.
Yes, that's right!
Deadpool was furious when he heard this, and his eyes widened and he was about to squirt. Suddenly, he thought of something and began to circle around Russell, with a sound in his mouth.
Russell was uncomfortable with his strange eyes: So what happened?
I decided that from today on we will be brothers.
……
Russell held his forehead with his hands, and he had enough thinking to jump, but even so, he still couldn't keep up with Deadpool's rhythm.There is no logic at all, and I can't think of what Deadpool will do in the next second.
Russell, since you don't object, we are brothers.Now brother, I want to form a superhero team. You should help me and take the initiative to become my team member.
I refuse!
Why?
Agent X sounds too silly.
It doesn't matter, let's change the name now, how about the Bomb Agents?
not good.
Why, we're the best combination!Do you think you are not hot enough to deserve this name?
No, it's because you are not worthy of this name. The lead is too short and it's not suitable to call a bomb.
FCuk！
In the end, Russell joined the so-called Agent X. Currently, except for Captain Deadpool, there is only one player.
It's very silly, but for Deadpool willingly takes him through other worlds, he can only choose to wronge himself.
Listen, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to teach you.Deadpool patted Russell on the shoulder, looking like someone who had experienced it: First of all, you have to have your own uniform and a silly nickname.
Regarding uniforms, Russell could only think of his black robe and pondered for a moment: If you have a nickname, I have one that I like more.
Let's hear it.
Russell lowered his voice: I'm Batman!
He had contact with Supergirl and had no problem claiming to be Batman.
……
Deadpool was silent for three seconds, and put an X on his chest with both hands: No, DC will sue us for infringement, we cannot win the lawsuit, and we cannot afford to pay the money.
Russell was speechless: This... really makes sense.
So, do you have other nicknames?For example, Deadpool, Deadpool fans, Deadpool licking dogs, etc.
Then I'm called death knell.
No, Death Knell is also DC!Deadpool scrambles his head crazy: Man, are you targeting me? Why do you want to mention my cousin?
Death Knell, the super villain of the DC world, was originally named Slade Wilson, and Deadpool's name was Wade Wilson.
In addition to their names, the two are also very similar in shape. Not only that, their weapons are both double swords, and they are both mercenaries and are good at fighting.
Deadpool once said that he had a cousin named Slade, and Death Knell also said that he had a half-brother named Wade, which was considered a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC.
But in comics history, Death Knell appeared eleven years earlier than Deadpool.
Yes, Deathkill is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said this purely to disgust him.
Wade, I either disgusted you on purpose or felt that my weapon was very similar to Death Knell.Although it is very similar to you, I can't steal the nickname Deadpool, after all, we are brothers.
Come on, my good brother, you just want to disgust me.
Deadpool snorted coldly: But you don’t match the character of Death Knell. My cousin is 1.93 meters tall, and you... Haha, don’t think I can’t see it. If you take off your shoes, you don’t even have 1.8 meters tall.
hiss!
Russell took a deep breath and said angrily: I have 1.795 meters, and rounding it is 1.8 meters.
hehe!
Don’t learn to be a pig’s chirping. It’s normal for reality to be different from comics, just like your Deadpool 2. The cable in the movie is 1.79 meters, and the comics are more than 2 meters. You have also specifically uttered this.
So what, in the Avengers, he is Thanos!!
It's just Thanos, I can kill one with one punch.You may not be able to say it out. I have fought more than 200 Thanos at one time, and killed them all with one snap of my fingers.
Wow, then I can hit a thousand!
I can get ten thousand!
Then I will have one million!
……
Before they knew it, the two of them gathered together in anger.After coming back to his senses, Russell took a few steps back and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.
Deadpool looked proud, and Russell could not compare with him in terms of shamelessness.Moreover, he was not afraid of meat and vegetables. The scene just now was a small scene, and he didn't care about mouth to mouth.
Listen, Russell, any nickname is OK, but the death knell cannot.
Humph, you are a pirated product that plagiarizes the Death Knitt’s character!Russell runs.
Deadpool was so angry that his face was so big: Let me say it again, I am not a pirated version, how can a comic matter be called a pirated version? That is a tribute!
Plagiarism!Pirated version!
Whatever you say, my cousin was just a few years earlier than me, but later on... my cousin's popularity was so bad. I have two independent movies, and he has nothing.Speaking of this, Deadpool began to be proud again.
That's right, he was just a few years later. In comics, whoever is popular is the prototype!
Russell couldn't stand such an arrogant villain and retorted: Yes, Death Knell has made guest appearances in TV series, and he has also made an appearance in the Justice League, and will play Batman in the future.
Hahaha, so what, I am a superhero, he is a villain!
Yes, yes, you are a superhero, in the DC studio next door, you still have a superhero movie full of green!Having said that, why didn’t you appear in Justice League?Russell asked and answered himself, and suddenly realized: Oh, by the way, I remembered it, because you are a loser, a box office poison!
Deadpool: …
Damn Canadian!Damn Green Lantern!
No, you don't!
Russell had a cold face. Although he didn't know what Deadpool's dream was, he must be planning to make some moths and must be strangled in the cradle.
No, I have it!Deadpool insisted.
you!without!have!
Russell bit his voice hard, glared at Deadpool, and continued: Don't talk about dreams with me, illusory things will eventually succumb to reality, and reality is that I am the boss, I have the final say.
But I was a virtual cartoon character...
No, you are different from others. You can break the fourth wall, communicate with the audience, and even threaten the comic editor to modify the script with a knife.
Deadpool blinked: But I can break the fourth wall, which is also the editor's meaning. I remember his name is Rob Lifield, a sand sculpture cartoonist who has poor leg proportions.
Russell: …
What qualifications do you have to say that others are silly?
Seeing that Russell didn't say anything, Deadpool rubbed his hands and leaned forward: Boss, this dream is really important to me. I came here to realize it.
Talk it out and listen.Russell had a clue. If Deadpool's dream does not conflict with traveling through the world, helping him, it might make him work harder.
Deadpool clenched his fist, looked up at the chandelier at forty-five degrees, and said solemnly: I want to form a superhero team!
Russell: …
Boss, what do you think of this dream?
Not very good.
Why?
I've seen Deadpool 2, the agent you formed X... The Sand Sculpture Agents were wiped out, and even Brad Pitt's big cheeks couldn't be covered.
Deadpool shrugged: This is a plot requirement, and the Big Chest is just a friendly guest appearance. He can come because there is an ulterior motive deal with the director.
Russell: …
Boss, you look at the Easter eggs very carefully, but you must not notice that there is also a friendly guest appearance by Matt Damon in Deadpool 2... Wait, tell me the truth, can you watch it be pirated, right?
……
It’s really painful to discuss the plot with a character in the plot, and what’s even more painful is that you can’t even argue with him!
Russell sighed: Wade, don’t get out of the topic, continue to say, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dreams?
After my careful consideration, I found that the reason why Agent X failed was because the members were too weak.If they were each Wolverine, Storm, and Cyclops, the result would definitely be different, so I would recruit strong partners to join the team.
When Deadpool said this, he added: But not everyone can do it. Strength is only one aspect, and I have to like it.
So you come to Spider-Man and want to pull him into the group.Russell roughly felt that he understood.
That's right, that's it, I love Parker!When it comes to Spider-Man, Deadpool looks shy.
Unlucky Peter Parker, it turns out that you can be even worse!
Russell sighed silently: You are thinking too much, this Spider-Man is not a chatterbox, you two can't get along.Moreover, his sense of responsibility as a good neighbor in New York will not allow him to follow you to other worlds.
I know!
You know you dare to imagine it, so you might as well go to the world of Amazing Spider-Man. The Garfield version of Spider-Man may like your broken mouth.Russell remembers that there is a villain, the electric man in Amazing Spider-Man, whose abilities are very suitable for him.
No, that Parker is so handsome, I don’t like him!Deadpool refused decisively: Besides, I was not whimsical. In order to correct Parker, who is not a talkative person, I brought Venom over and copied my character. Peter will definitely...
Russell's final word: He will definitely become a super villain!
Boss, I think you are targeting me.
Yes, that's right!
Deadpool was furious when he heard this, and his eyes widened and he was about to squirt. Suddenly, he thought of something and began to circle around Russell, with a sound in his mouth.
Russell was uncomfortable with his strange eyes: So what happened?
I decided that from today on we will be brothers.
……
Russell held his forehead with his hands, and he had enough thinking to jump, but even so, he still couldn't keep up with Deadpool's rhythm.There is no logic at all, and I can't think of what Deadpool will do in the next second.
Russell, since you don't object, we are brothers.Now brother, I want to form a superhero team. You should help me and take the initiative to become my team member.
I refuse!
Why?
Agent X sounds too silly.
It doesn't matter, let's change the name now, how about the Bomb Agents?
not good.
Why, we're the best combination!Do you think you are not hot enough to deserve this name?
No, it's because you are not worthy of this name. The lead is too short and it's not suitable to call a bomb.
FCuk！
In the end, Russell joined the so-called Agent X. Currently, except for Captain Deadpool, there is only one player.
It's very silly, but for Deadpool willingly takes him through other worlds, he can only choose to wronge himself.
Listen, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to teach you.Deadpool patted Russell on the shoulder, looking like someone who had experienced it: First of all, you have to have your own uniform and a silly nickname.
Regarding uniforms, Russell could only think of his black robe and pondered for a moment: If you have a nickname, I have one that I like more.
Let's hear it.
Russell lowered his voice: I'm Batman!
He had contact with Supergirl and had no problem claiming to be Batman.
……
Deadpool was silent for three seconds, and put an X on his chest with both hands: No, DC will sue us for infringement, we cannot win the lawsuit, and we cannot afford to pay the money.
Russell was speechless: This... really makes sense.
So, do you have other nicknames?For example, Deadpool, Deadpool fans, Deadpool licking dogs, etc.
Then I'm called death knell.
No, Death Knell is also DC!Deadpool scrambles his head crazy: Man, are you targeting me? Why do you want to mention my cousin?
Death Knell, the super villain of the DC world, was originally named Slade Wilson, and Deadpool's name was Wade Wilson.
In addition to their names, the two are also very similar in shape. Not only that, their weapons are both double swords, and they are both mercenaries and are good at fighting.
Deadpool once said that he had a cousin named Slade, and Death Knell also said that he had a half-brother named Wade, which was considered a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC.
But in comics history, Death Knell appeared eleven years earlier than Deadpool.
Yes, Deathkill is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said this purely to disgust him.
Wade, I either disgusted you on purpose or felt that my weapon was very similar to Death Knell.Although it is very similar to you, I can't steal the nickname Deadpool, after all, we are brothers.
Come on, my good brother, you just want to disgust me.
Deadpool snorted coldly: But you don’t match the character of Death Knell. My cousin is 1.93 meters tall, and you... Haha, don’t think I can’t see it. If you take off your shoes, you don’t even have 1.8 meters tall.
hiss!
Russell took a deep breath and said angrily: I have 1.795 meters, and rounding it is 1.8 meters.
hehe!
Don’t learn to be a pig’s chirping. It’s normal for reality to be different from comics, just like your Deadpool 2. The cable in the movie is 1.79 meters, and the comics are more than 2 meters. You have also specifically uttered this.
So what, in the Avengers, he is Thanos!!
It's just Thanos, I can kill one with one punch.You may not be able to say it out. I have fought more than 200 Thanos at one time, and killed them all with one snap of my fingers.
Wow, then I can hit a thousand!
I can get ten thousand!
Then I will have one million!
……
Before they knew it, the two of them gathered together in anger.After coming back to his senses, Russell took a few steps back and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment.
Deadpool looked proud, and Russell could not compare with him in terms of shamelessness.Moreover, he was not afraid of meat and vegetables. The scene just now was a small scene, and he didn't care about mouth to mouth.
Listen, Russell, any nickname is OK, but the death knell cannot.
Humph, you are a pirated product that plagiarizes the Death Knitt’s character!Russell runs.
Deadpool was so angry that his face was so big: Let me say it again, I am not a pirated version, how can a comic matter be called a pirated version? That is a tribute!
Plagiarism!Pirated version!
Whatever you say, my cousin was just a few years earlier than me, but later on... my cousin's popularity was so bad. I have two independent movies, and he has nothing.Speaking of this, Deadpool began to be proud again.
That's right, he was just a few years later. In comics, whoever is popular is the prototype!
Russell couldn't stand such an arrogant villain and retorted: Yes, Death Knell has made guest appearances in TV series, and he has also made an appearance in the Justice League, and will play Batman in the future.
Hahaha, so what, I am a superhero, he is a villain!
Yes, yes, you are a superhero, in the DC studio next door, you still have a superhero movie full of green!Having said that, why didn’t you appear in Justice League?Russell asked and answered himself, and suddenly realized: Oh, by the way, I remembered it, because you are a loser, a box office poison!
Deadpool: …
Damn Canadian!Damn Green Lantern!
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