Dingding!
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!
In the basement of the second-story building, Russell removed the operating table and knocked a set of armor with existing materials.
Helmet surface armor, breastplate, shoulder pads, hand guards, and leg armor, 360 degrees without dead corners, protecting every corner of the body in all aspects.
Then sprayed with black and red matte spray paint, and a set of full-body armor imitating Death Knives was completed. On the helmet, Russell's eyes were healthy, so it was different from Death Knives, and two breathable skylights were opened.
With his own abilities, the decorative significance of this set of armor is greater than its practicality, and it doesn't matter whether it has or not.But Deadpool likes to play, and he also finds it interesting, so he created a set on the spot.
Not to mention, the two Sand Eagle Gods placed on both sides of their thighs, with the Edman alloy knife behind them, which really made them feel a bit of the cold-hearted style of Deadpool cousin.
Originally, according to Deadpool, the superhero uniform should be as long as the personality is prominent and eye-catching, and there is no need to be too complicated, such as tights, but Russell decisively refused.
Tights and other things are too shameful. No matter whether you wear four corners or triangles, you will easily reveal traces.It’s not okay to wear it. First, it’s not used to it and lacks a sense of security. Second, it’s huge and unfriendly, it will hit others.
Russell, how did you do it?
Deadpool was confused because he watched the whole process and found that Russell had only a hammer for making armor.
Isn't this a superhero's profession skill?
What?
In any case, there is a brand new uniform.
……
Deadpool was speechless, silently lowered her head and sewed her head cover with needle and thread.
Too bad, the new member has outstanding talents and can create the world with a hammer. As the captain, he is under a lot of pressure.
But he couldn't say that he had to pretend to be him, but armor was heresy, he just liked the arrogant look of tights.
Seeing Deadpool sewing a uniform with a needle poking his finger from time to time, his whole body was trembling with a slutty look, Russell sneered, smelling the pleasant citrus scent of the air, and turned around to take out a bottle of red wine from the bookcase.
Wade, are you going to have a 82-year-old Lafite?Russell Dangdang beat two goblets.
Of course, to celebrate the launch of Agent X, a cup must be made.
Deadpool filled a cup, drank it with a mumble, and smacked her tongue and felt that it was not right.He did not reveal it, fearing that he had drunk fake wine before, and questioning would make him look like he was not qualified enough.
Wade, what's the taste?
It's OK, it's almost the same as I used to drink.
Is that right? Then I'll try it too... Russell took a sip and frowned: The 82-US Lafite is just average, it doesn't feel worth the price.
Wait, you just said... 82's Lafite...
For Ah, Lafite at 82 US dollars!
……
Deadpool gritted his teeth and sewed his uniform, put it on his body, showing with practical actions that there were no close-fitting clothes in the superhero's tight uniform.
Now, Superhero interns, let Deadpool seniors teach you.On the road of professional heroes, you have successfully taken the first step, and the next step is the second step. As a team hero organization for collective action, we must have our own exclusive appearance pse.
Well, that's not needed.
Russell was cold all over his body, and his intuition told him that Deadpool's so-called PSE must be very tricky. A Ginut team and top-level difficulty JOJO Li flashed in his mind, and his eyes became alert in an instant.
No, this is the only way for heroes.
Then I won’t be a hero, I want to be a villain!
……
Two minutes later, a camera was placed on the rooftop of the two-story building, and two funny figures faced the rising sun, posing very seriously.
Deadpool knelt on one knee, raised his hands slanted toward his back, making a bird spread its wings.Russell stood behind him with his head held high, clenched his fist in his abdomen with one hand and raised it with the other.
Russell, how do you feel?
I feel my IQ is decreasing!
Don't worry, man, I'm pushing the average higher.
No, my IQ is lowered by you.Russell put down his fist-clenched hand and covered his face.
……
Wade, is this really good? Wouldn't it be too shameful? I even heard someone laughing!
That is the laughter of the audience of the sand sculptures. I can often hear it. It will be fine after a while. I guarantee that if you don’t listen a few times a day, you will feel uncomfortable all over.
Deadpool said, stopped the position at hand, walked to the camera, admired his heroic posture, and soon became dissatisfied.
Because in the photo, he only showed his hands and was photographing Russell almost the whole time.
Hi man, this is not right Ah!I got the wrong position. As the captain and the soul of Agent X, I should be in the C position.
Haha, Green Lantern cannot stand in the C position!
I don’t care, I just want to stand in the C position, do the posture just now again, this time I will stand behind you.
No, it will definitely not work later.
I am the captain!!!
Captain, it’s almost enough. It’s time for neighbors to get up and go to work. If someone sees it, they will call the police.
Russell put away his camera and pushed Deadpool back to the second floor, who loudly vented his dissatisfaction.After a moment, he stopped talking and took the photo and started to look at it for half an hour.
Normal people are eleven signs plus Virgo, Deadpool is different, he is a neurotic.
Therefore, when he exudes the temperament of loneliness and comfort, he must not pay attention to him, otherwise he will take advantage of the problem and will often be out of control.
Russell knew that he would be fine by himself if he left Deadpool for a while.
Deadpool pretended to be deep for half an hour, making self-inflicted, sneaked up to Russell, took the photo and said: Man, I finally know what went wrong.
That's right, it's your brain.
I know, but I'm not talking about this... Deadpool poked the photo: Two people can't be shaped well, because triangles are the most stable structure, and Agent X needs Parker!
Russell: …
We just do it, let’s go find Parker now. According to my understanding of Wild Parker, the only places where he appears in daily life is the single dormitory.
Do you know where his dormitory is?
Of course, everything about him is in my control. I lurked in the other two days ago. Unfortunately, he was not at home at that time, so I only found one original flavor...
Ahem!
An original Spider-Man uniform...
……
……
In the dilapidated apartment building, the financially strapped slinger Peter Parker sat dejectedly at the head of the bed, sighing, messy hair, and bloodshot eyes lost their highlights.
It has been more than 40 hours since Mary Jane was captured by Dr. Octopus. Parker tried his best to search for Dr. Octopus' whereabouts, but when they met once, they let the other party escape.
After that, Dr. Octopus never appeared again. Parker searched the streets of New York all night, and thieves and robbers caught many, but they didn't even notice Dr. Octopus's shadow.
Parker was depressed, after all, it was 40 hours, and God knew what would happen during the period.
Although Dr. Octopus is a science madman, he loved his wife deeply before he was crazy and disdained other women, but he was not afraid of ten thousand, but he was afraid of if he was. After all, Mary Jane was so excellent and so perfect.
Bang!
The door was kicked down!
That's right, the whole door fell to the ground, and a big foot slowly retracted, and Deadpool walked into the room with a slutty pace.
Spider-Man Peter Parker, I read your job resume, congratulations, you were accepted by Agent X!
……
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!!
In the basement of the second-story building, Russell removed the operating table and knocked a set of armor with existing materials.
Helmet surface armor, breastplate, shoulder pads, hand guards, and leg armor, 360 degrees without dead corners, protecting every corner of the body in all aspects.
Then sprayed with black and red matte spray paint, and a set of full-body armor imitating Death Knives was completed. On the helmet, Russell's eyes were healthy, so it was different from Death Knives, and two breathable skylights were opened.
With his own abilities, the decorative significance of this set of armor is greater than its practicality, and it doesn't matter whether it has or not.But Deadpool likes to play, and he also finds it interesting, so he created a set on the spot.
Not to mention, the two Sand Eagle Gods placed on both sides of their thighs, with the Edman alloy knife behind them, which really made them feel a bit of the cold-hearted style of Deadpool cousin.
Originally, according to Deadpool, the superhero uniform should be as long as the personality is prominent and eye-catching, and there is no need to be too complicated, such as tights, but Russell decisively refused.
Tights and other things are too shameful. No matter whether you wear four corners or triangles, you will easily reveal traces.It’s not okay to wear it. First, it’s not used to it and lacks a sense of security. Second, it’s huge and unfriendly, it will hit others.
Russell, how did you do it?
Deadpool was confused because he watched the whole process and found that Russell had only a hammer for making armor.
Isn't this a superhero's profession skill?
What?
In any case, there is a brand new uniform.
……
Deadpool was speechless, silently lowered her head and sewed her head cover with needle and thread.
Too bad, the new member has outstanding talents and can create the world with a hammer. As the captain, he is under a lot of pressure.
But he couldn't say that he had to pretend to be him, but armor was heresy, he just liked the arrogant look of tights.
Seeing Deadpool sewing a uniform with a needle poking his finger from time to time, his whole body was trembling with a slutty look, Russell sneered, smelling the pleasant citrus scent of the air, and turned around to take out a bottle of red wine from the bookcase.
Wade, are you going to have a 82-year-old Lafite?Russell Dangdang beat two goblets.
Of course, to celebrate the launch of Agent X, a cup must be made.
Deadpool filled a cup, drank it with a mumble, and smacked her tongue and felt that it was not right.He did not reveal it, fearing that he had drunk fake wine before, and questioning would make him look like he was not qualified enough.
Wade, what's the taste?
It's OK, it's almost the same as I used to drink.
Is that right? Then I'll try it too... Russell took a sip and frowned: The 82-US Lafite is just average, it doesn't feel worth the price.
Wait, you just said... 82's Lafite...
For Ah, Lafite at 82 US dollars!
……
Deadpool gritted his teeth and sewed his uniform, put it on his body, showing with practical actions that there were no close-fitting clothes in the superhero's tight uniform.
Now, Superhero interns, let Deadpool seniors teach you.On the road of professional heroes, you have successfully taken the first step, and the next step is the second step. As a team hero organization for collective action, we must have our own exclusive appearance pse.
Well, that's not needed.
Russell was cold all over his body, and his intuition told him that Deadpool's so-called PSE must be very tricky. A Ginut team and top-level difficulty JOJO Li flashed in his mind, and his eyes became alert in an instant.
No, this is the only way for heroes.
Then I won’t be a hero, I want to be a villain!
……
Two minutes later, a camera was placed on the rooftop of the two-story building, and two funny figures faced the rising sun, posing very seriously.
Deadpool knelt on one knee, raised his hands slanted toward his back, making a bird spread its wings.Russell stood behind him with his head held high, clenched his fist in his abdomen with one hand and raised it with the other.
Russell, how do you feel?
I feel my IQ is decreasing!
Don't worry, man, I'm pushing the average higher.
No, my IQ is lowered by you.Russell put down his fist-clenched hand and covered his face.
……
Wade, is this really good? Wouldn't it be too shameful? I even heard someone laughing!
That is the laughter of the audience of the sand sculptures. I can often hear it. It will be fine after a while. I guarantee that if you don’t listen a few times a day, you will feel uncomfortable all over.
Deadpool said, stopped the position at hand, walked to the camera, admired his heroic posture, and soon became dissatisfied.
Because in the photo, he only showed his hands and was photographing Russell almost the whole time.
Hi man, this is not right Ah!I got the wrong position. As the captain and the soul of Agent X, I should be in the C position.
Haha, Green Lantern cannot stand in the C position!
I don’t care, I just want to stand in the C position, do the posture just now again, this time I will stand behind you.
No, it will definitely not work later.
I am the captain!!!
Captain, it’s almost enough. It’s time for neighbors to get up and go to work. If someone sees it, they will call the police.
Russell put away his camera and pushed Deadpool back to the second floor, who loudly vented his dissatisfaction.After a moment, he stopped talking and took the photo and started to look at it for half an hour.
Normal people are eleven signs plus Virgo, Deadpool is different, he is a neurotic.
Therefore, when he exudes the temperament of loneliness and comfort, he must not pay attention to him, otherwise he will take advantage of the problem and will often be out of control.
Russell knew that he would be fine by himself if he left Deadpool for a while.
Deadpool pretended to be deep for half an hour, making self-inflicted, sneaked up to Russell, took the photo and said: Man, I finally know what went wrong.
That's right, it's your brain.
I know, but I'm not talking about this... Deadpool poked the photo: Two people can't be shaped well, because triangles are the most stable structure, and Agent X needs Parker!
Russell: …
We just do it, let’s go find Parker now. According to my understanding of Wild Parker, the only places where he appears in daily life is the single dormitory.
Do you know where his dormitory is?
Of course, everything about him is in my control. I lurked in the other two days ago. Unfortunately, he was not at home at that time, so I only found one original flavor...
Ahem!
An original Spider-Man uniform...
……
……
In the dilapidated apartment building, the financially strapped slinger Peter Parker sat dejectedly at the head of the bed, sighing, messy hair, and bloodshot eyes lost their highlights.
It has been more than 40 hours since Mary Jane was captured by Dr. Octopus. Parker tried his best to search for Dr. Octopus' whereabouts, but when they met once, they let the other party escape.
After that, Dr. Octopus never appeared again. Parker searched the streets of New York all night, and thieves and robbers caught many, but they didn't even notice Dr. Octopus's shadow.
Parker was depressed, after all, it was 40 hours, and God knew what would happen during the period.
Although Dr. Octopus is a science madman, he loved his wife deeply before he was crazy and disdained other women, but he was not afraid of ten thousand, but he was afraid of if he was. After all, Mary Jane was so excellent and so perfect.
Bang!
The door was kicked down!
That's right, the whole door fell to the ground, and a big foot slowly retracted, and Deadpool walked into the room with a slutty pace.
Spider-Man Peter Parker, I read your job resume, congratulations, you were accepted by Agent X!
……
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