Deadpool has a jumpy personality and an active mind, often not on the same channel as the previous and next.
Russell spent a few days with him and gradually summarized some experiences. If you published this book, it was probably "On How to Get Afford with Shasha".
Take Deadpool as an example. This neurotic can never be quiet. If you don’t speak for more than 30 seconds, you must be holding up some bad ideas.
The main reason why Deadpool was crazy and had no right is that he knew that he was a virtual character, and relied on his immortality to ridicule himself as a real superhero and villain.
Everyone in the world is drunk and I am awake alone!
He did whatever he thought, completely ignoring the eyes of outsiders, and lived a very free and easy life.
Of course, this is Deadpool’s opinion of himself. To outsiders, he is just a silly talkative man + a silly man.
It was impossible to shut up Deadpool, and Russell adopted a touting strategy that left him in self-intoxication.
The effect is obvious. Every time Russell praises, Deadpool can be proud for five minutes. During this period, he usually shut up and pretends to be cold for his personal image.
After talking about Deadpool, let’s talk about Spider-Man Parker!
Spider has lived a very happy life recently because of his life-sacrificing his identity, and Mary Jane chose to become a superhero's girlfriend.
Because it sounds cool!
The newspaper owner's son was in trouble. On the wedding day, relatives and friends filled the church, but the bride ran away...
Parker didn't think so. He learned that Mary Jane gave up her superior life and would rather escape from marriage than be with her, and her happiness melted.
At this moment, the two were hugging each other in a dilapidated single apartment. Parker felt that his life had reached its peak and his gloomy mood was wiped out.
The sky was blue and the water was green, and even the freckles on Mary Jane's face were more beautiful than before.
Unfortunately, under the beautiful love, there is a fatal crisis lurking.
Parker was cursed by his uncle's "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility". His sense of responsibility cannot ignore the people who need to be saved. He dedicated his obligations to New York, with little private time.
This means Parker is busy every day, busy fighting criminals, busy rescue and disaster relief, busy looking for new part-time jobs, but he doesn't have time to accompany Mary Jane.
In addition to the newspaper's free photographer who can bring him a little income, he can be penniless after taking out the rent, which is better than a homeless man.
The reality is cruel, the material foundation determines the spiritual will, and the vows are really not as good as a piece of green paper.
When the passionate love period ended, Mary Jane was shocked to find that the superhero's girlfriend was not majestic at all, and she was even very miserable.
Since she followed Parker, she had no meals after eating, and she had been paying for daily life, without any candlelight dinners, cosmetics, brand-name bags, jewelry and clothes.
It’s better to marry the newspaper boss’s son. At least the newspaper boss has the ability to make his daughter-in-law famous...
Now, the newspaper owner has nothing to do with his face because of the marriage escape incident, and he hates Mary Jane to the core. He publishes sarcasm in half of the sector every day, which makes her newly improved acting career return to the trough.
Mary Jane Fengping was killed, fans turned around and dark, and no one wanted to watch her performance.For the sake of money, the theater boss praised a newcomer and quit her.
After losing his job, Mary Jane reexamines herself, which is important, love or career?
To put it simply, which one is important, Parker or money?
Mary Jane thought for a moment, and then Parker broke up!
What's worse is that his good friend Harry is in love. I don't know if it's a coincidence, Harry's girlfriend is also called Mary Jane!
Parker felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he felt that the sky was dark and the water was muddy. Even Mary Jane had more freckles on her face than before.
The love failure is only one aspect, Parker's superhero journey is not going well, and a very capable robber of the Sandman appeared in New York in the past two days.
Parker is no match at all, and then he meets Harry, who transforms into a little green demon, who candidly announce that he will take Mary Jane away in order to revenge him.
The little green demon Harry told Parker not to worry because he didn't use his true feelings. After a while, he would get tired of Mary Jane.
Parker was unbalanced in his mind, and fled in anger, and then... lost again!
The career of superheroes was frustrated, and the job of a freelance photographer also failed. Because he was addicted to love some time ago and took selfies perfunctory, the newspaper owner hired a new professional photographer who was specifically responsible for Spider-Man's section.
In fact, Parker is Spider-Man. No matter how perfunctory selfies are, it is the best shot in New York.
The reason why the newspaper owner fired Parker was because he knew that Parker's girlfriend was called Mary Jane. It was a coincidence that his daughter-in-law who escaped marriage was also called Mary Jane. The two looked exactly the same, how could the newspaper owner tolerate it?
Parker lost his job, and Spider-Man couldn't beat the villain, so he called Mary Jane to tell Harry about his sinister intentions, and was hung up directly, feeling as if he was ashamed, lying in a single apartment to hold his body.
The only motivation to support Parker's strength is his uncle's curse, "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility." He cannot fall, and New York citizens need him.
Peter Parker is not a hero, he lives for others, a slave bound in New York!
A ball of black liquid crawled into the window along the sewer pipe and moved little by little to Parker who was thrusting his body on the bed. It was venom.
Some time ago, in order to avoid Russell, Venom ran to the wilderness and luckily encountered another ball of venom that landed on the earth with the meteorite. The two sides devoured and fought and finally merged into one.
The ability has been greatly enhanced, Venom has a hundred times confidence, and he returns to New York to find a place. He will get it back as Russell beats it.
What a simple child!
Parker heard the alarm bell in his ear, woke up from his deep sleep, subconsciously rushed out of the window to save the person, but as soon as he jumped downstairs, he felt the change.
Become stronger!
The Spider-Man suit was somehow dyed black, and at the same time, it also brought a constant stream of power.
Parker felt that he was super strong now, almost omnipotent, even stronger than the strongest person he had ever seen, namely Russell.
The powerful force breeds the darkness in Parker's heart, or rather, Venom pastes the dark side of Deadpool's heart on Parker, who wears a black uniform and chooses to punch himself.
The first guy to beat him was Harry. This guy kept his promise. Mary Jane was invited out after moving into the mansion for two days.
Harry had been with Mary Jane for a while and knew that the other party was not suitable to be a wife. He renewed his relationship with him purely to disgust Parker.
In fact, Harry was very entangled at the moment. He cherished his friendship with Parker, and hated Spider-Man for killing his father. He was in a dilemma and had a bad idea.
At the end of a war, Parker was strengthened by Venom. Harry was no match at all. He was beaten by Parker throughout the whole process, and finally ruined his appearance under the pumpkin bomb.
After the battle, Parker realized something was wrong, and the black suit made him crazy and aggressive, so he locked it up.
The next day, the police station sent back a message that the person who killed Uncle Parker was actually the Sandman.
The angry Parker put on the Venom Clothes and destroyed the Sandman with a nearly torture method.
Parker felt unspeakable to revenge. He never killed anyone before, but now... he felt that Russell was right and should not show mercy when dealing with the evil party.
Parker decided to put down his burden and try to live for himself. The dark side grew and thrived. His temperament changed drastically. He was no longer as timid as before, and he hit the photographer who snatched his job, making the other party a rat crossing the street in the photography industry.
Come back from work!
Parker, based on the principle that something is rare, sold selfies at high prices, made a lot of money, bought himself a suit and changed his handsome hairstyle.
The new look is very high. Parker has gone from a nerd to a bad boy. With the overwhelming confidence brought by his improvement in his strength, he has received ambiguous eyes from many female passers-by.
In the past, the fate of women had nothing to do with Parker. He was determined to fall in love with the goddess next door, Mary Jane!
Or, I'll go find Mary Jane again?Parker murmured to himself, remembering that Mary Jane is now single and decided to try her luck again.
Swish!!
An extended version of Cadillac was parked on the side of the road, and the driver got out of the car and opened the door. Parker hurriedly dodged because he was blocking the road.
Although his self-confidence is overwhelming, he has been drowsy for a long time and his behavioral habits cannot be changed just by saying that they can be changed.
After the door opened, no one got out of the car. One arm stretched out his move: Parker, get in!
The car was Russell and Deadpool, and Cadillac rented it. In addition, Russell spent $300,000 to add a low-key, introverted and rich outfit to himself and Deadpool.
Low-key and restrained refer to Russell. He is wearing casual clothes of ordinary style and looks no different from a mixed-up piece of clothing of 100 yuan. Only those who know the goods know that he is really expensive from beginning to end.
Russell is low-key and restrained, and the rich Jin Jin can only be Deadpool. This guy has a big gold chain and small watch, sunglasses and cigars and fur, and has a full nouveau riche's face.
Deadpool wore an open-breasted white suit with the same style as Elvis, and a vulgarity surrounded her neck with a circle of sable hair.
Mr. Russell, are you looking for me?Parker swallowed hard. He had never done an extended Cadillac in his life and dared not touch it, and he was very restrained in his words.
Russell narrowed his eyes and swept across Parker's collar. He saw the black Spider-Man uniform and smiled slightly: Get in the car, Wade and I were idle and had a yacht party. I wanted to invite you to attend.
Parker wanted to refuse, but he couldn't help but get into the car when he met Russell's eyes.
Parker sat upright, unable to let go of his hands and feet, and did not even dare to breathe. He only felt that the extended version of Cadillac was so big, the leather was so soft, and Deadpool was so sand sculpture!
Parker, are you going to come and have a cigar?
Deadpool untied the fur on his neck, revealing more than a dozen gold chains of varying thickness, then opened the cigar box, pulled out a long knife from behind his butt, cut off two round heads, and ignited the fire through the mask.
Parker: …
Stop making trouble, Wade, you frightened Parker.Russell chuckled and cut a cigar and handed it to Parker.
Parker blushed and shook his head quickly: Mr. Russell, I don’t smoke.
Take it and let you draw, and you draw.
oh!
Parker struggled to light a cigar, and he started coughing violently as soon as he took a breath.
Russell took out a bottle of red wine from the freezer and poured him a glass of thoughtfulness, which made Parker shook his head quickly: Thank you, cough...I don't... cough cough, drink!
It’s fine if you don’t drink it. It’s not a good wine anyway. It’s only $5,000 a bottle, and I don’t like this kind of cheap wine either.
Russell chuckled and ignored it. He took the cigar that Parker had not been relieved and threw it into the wine glass. This scene made Parker's eyes widen, feeling that Russell's posture was so handsome.
At this time, Deadpool Orchid pointed at the cigar, and looked like a big shot, and said: Parker, do you think you can catch a girl by just having a suit and leather shoes, applying some hairspray, and combing your slanted bangs?
……
Parker's eyes were so painful that he was shook by the golden chain, and he lowered his head and did not dare to speak. At this moment, Deadpool was a giant in his soul.
Wade, stop making trouble, what time is it now?
Wait, I'll take a look.
Deadpool said, pulling away the white sleeves of the suit, and hanging more than a dozen shining watches on his right wrist. He looked at it for a while and slapped his head: Look at my memory, I almost forgot that my right hand is the European time zone, the left hand is the Asian time zone, Oceania is in the middle... America is... or the right leg is coming from the left leg?Damn, why am I so rich!
Parker: …
Deadpool pulled up his trouser legs, first on his left leg, and then on his right leg, and finally found New York time from more than a dozen watches on his right ankle.
Parker: …
Russell spent a few days with him and gradually summarized some experiences. If you published this book, it was probably "On How to Get Afford with Shasha".
Take Deadpool as an example. This neurotic can never be quiet. If you don’t speak for more than 30 seconds, you must be holding up some bad ideas.
The main reason why Deadpool was crazy and had no right is that he knew that he was a virtual character, and relied on his immortality to ridicule himself as a real superhero and villain.
Everyone in the world is drunk and I am awake alone!
He did whatever he thought, completely ignoring the eyes of outsiders, and lived a very free and easy life.
Of course, this is Deadpool’s opinion of himself. To outsiders, he is just a silly talkative man + a silly man.
It was impossible to shut up Deadpool, and Russell adopted a touting strategy that left him in self-intoxication.
The effect is obvious. Every time Russell praises, Deadpool can be proud for five minutes. During this period, he usually shut up and pretends to be cold for his personal image.
After talking about Deadpool, let’s talk about Spider-Man Parker!
Spider has lived a very happy life recently because of his life-sacrificing his identity, and Mary Jane chose to become a superhero's girlfriend.
Because it sounds cool!
The newspaper owner's son was in trouble. On the wedding day, relatives and friends filled the church, but the bride ran away...
Parker didn't think so. He learned that Mary Jane gave up her superior life and would rather escape from marriage than be with her, and her happiness melted.
At this moment, the two were hugging each other in a dilapidated single apartment. Parker felt that his life had reached its peak and his gloomy mood was wiped out.
The sky was blue and the water was green, and even the freckles on Mary Jane's face were more beautiful than before.
Unfortunately, under the beautiful love, there is a fatal crisis lurking.
Parker was cursed by his uncle's "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility". His sense of responsibility cannot ignore the people who need to be saved. He dedicated his obligations to New York, with little private time.
This means Parker is busy every day, busy fighting criminals, busy rescue and disaster relief, busy looking for new part-time jobs, but he doesn't have time to accompany Mary Jane.
In addition to the newspaper's free photographer who can bring him a little income, he can be penniless after taking out the rent, which is better than a homeless man.
The reality is cruel, the material foundation determines the spiritual will, and the vows are really not as good as a piece of green paper.
When the passionate love period ended, Mary Jane was shocked to find that the superhero's girlfriend was not majestic at all, and she was even very miserable.
Since she followed Parker, she had no meals after eating, and she had been paying for daily life, without any candlelight dinners, cosmetics, brand-name bags, jewelry and clothes.
It’s better to marry the newspaper boss’s son. At least the newspaper boss has the ability to make his daughter-in-law famous...
Now, the newspaper owner has nothing to do with his face because of the marriage escape incident, and he hates Mary Jane to the core. He publishes sarcasm in half of the sector every day, which makes her newly improved acting career return to the trough.
Mary Jane Fengping was killed, fans turned around and dark, and no one wanted to watch her performance.For the sake of money, the theater boss praised a newcomer and quit her.
After losing his job, Mary Jane reexamines herself, which is important, love or career?
To put it simply, which one is important, Parker or money?
Mary Jane thought for a moment, and then Parker broke up!
What's worse is that his good friend Harry is in love. I don't know if it's a coincidence, Harry's girlfriend is also called Mary Jane!
Parker felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he felt that the sky was dark and the water was muddy. Even Mary Jane had more freckles on her face than before.
The love failure is only one aspect, Parker's superhero journey is not going well, and a very capable robber of the Sandman appeared in New York in the past two days.
Parker is no match at all, and then he meets Harry, who transforms into a little green demon, who candidly announce that he will take Mary Jane away in order to revenge him.
The little green demon Harry told Parker not to worry because he didn't use his true feelings. After a while, he would get tired of Mary Jane.
Parker was unbalanced in his mind, and fled in anger, and then... lost again!
The career of superheroes was frustrated, and the job of a freelance photographer also failed. Because he was addicted to love some time ago and took selfies perfunctory, the newspaper owner hired a new professional photographer who was specifically responsible for Spider-Man's section.
In fact, Parker is Spider-Man. No matter how perfunctory selfies are, it is the best shot in New York.
The reason why the newspaper owner fired Parker was because he knew that Parker's girlfriend was called Mary Jane. It was a coincidence that his daughter-in-law who escaped marriage was also called Mary Jane. The two looked exactly the same, how could the newspaper owner tolerate it?
Parker lost his job, and Spider-Man couldn't beat the villain, so he called Mary Jane to tell Harry about his sinister intentions, and was hung up directly, feeling as if he was ashamed, lying in a single apartment to hold his body.
The only motivation to support Parker's strength is his uncle's curse, "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility." He cannot fall, and New York citizens need him.
Peter Parker is not a hero, he lives for others, a slave bound in New York!
A ball of black liquid crawled into the window along the sewer pipe and moved little by little to Parker who was thrusting his body on the bed. It was venom.
Some time ago, in order to avoid Russell, Venom ran to the wilderness and luckily encountered another ball of venom that landed on the earth with the meteorite. The two sides devoured and fought and finally merged into one.
The ability has been greatly enhanced, Venom has a hundred times confidence, and he returns to New York to find a place. He will get it back as Russell beats it.
What a simple child!
Parker heard the alarm bell in his ear, woke up from his deep sleep, subconsciously rushed out of the window to save the person, but as soon as he jumped downstairs, he felt the change.
Become stronger!
The Spider-Man suit was somehow dyed black, and at the same time, it also brought a constant stream of power.
Parker felt that he was super strong now, almost omnipotent, even stronger than the strongest person he had ever seen, namely Russell.
The powerful force breeds the darkness in Parker's heart, or rather, Venom pastes the dark side of Deadpool's heart on Parker, who wears a black uniform and chooses to punch himself.
The first guy to beat him was Harry. This guy kept his promise. Mary Jane was invited out after moving into the mansion for two days.
Harry had been with Mary Jane for a while and knew that the other party was not suitable to be a wife. He renewed his relationship with him purely to disgust Parker.
In fact, Harry was very entangled at the moment. He cherished his friendship with Parker, and hated Spider-Man for killing his father. He was in a dilemma and had a bad idea.
At the end of a war, Parker was strengthened by Venom. Harry was no match at all. He was beaten by Parker throughout the whole process, and finally ruined his appearance under the pumpkin bomb.
After the battle, Parker realized something was wrong, and the black suit made him crazy and aggressive, so he locked it up.
The next day, the police station sent back a message that the person who killed Uncle Parker was actually the Sandman.
The angry Parker put on the Venom Clothes and destroyed the Sandman with a nearly torture method.
Parker felt unspeakable to revenge. He never killed anyone before, but now... he felt that Russell was right and should not show mercy when dealing with the evil party.
Parker decided to put down his burden and try to live for himself. The dark side grew and thrived. His temperament changed drastically. He was no longer as timid as before, and he hit the photographer who snatched his job, making the other party a rat crossing the street in the photography industry.
Come back from work!
Parker, based on the principle that something is rare, sold selfies at high prices, made a lot of money, bought himself a suit and changed his handsome hairstyle.
The new look is very high. Parker has gone from a nerd to a bad boy. With the overwhelming confidence brought by his improvement in his strength, he has received ambiguous eyes from many female passers-by.
In the past, the fate of women had nothing to do with Parker. He was determined to fall in love with the goddess next door, Mary Jane!
Or, I'll go find Mary Jane again?Parker murmured to himself, remembering that Mary Jane is now single and decided to try her luck again.
Swish!!
An extended version of Cadillac was parked on the side of the road, and the driver got out of the car and opened the door. Parker hurriedly dodged because he was blocking the road.
Although his self-confidence is overwhelming, he has been drowsy for a long time and his behavioral habits cannot be changed just by saying that they can be changed.
After the door opened, no one got out of the car. One arm stretched out his move: Parker, get in!
The car was Russell and Deadpool, and Cadillac rented it. In addition, Russell spent $300,000 to add a low-key, introverted and rich outfit to himself and Deadpool.
Low-key and restrained refer to Russell. He is wearing casual clothes of ordinary style and looks no different from a mixed-up piece of clothing of 100 yuan. Only those who know the goods know that he is really expensive from beginning to end.
Russell is low-key and restrained, and the rich Jin Jin can only be Deadpool. This guy has a big gold chain and small watch, sunglasses and cigars and fur, and has a full nouveau riche's face.
Deadpool wore an open-breasted white suit with the same style as Elvis, and a vulgarity surrounded her neck with a circle of sable hair.
Mr. Russell, are you looking for me?Parker swallowed hard. He had never done an extended Cadillac in his life and dared not touch it, and he was very restrained in his words.
Russell narrowed his eyes and swept across Parker's collar. He saw the black Spider-Man uniform and smiled slightly: Get in the car, Wade and I were idle and had a yacht party. I wanted to invite you to attend.
Parker wanted to refuse, but he couldn't help but get into the car when he met Russell's eyes.
Parker sat upright, unable to let go of his hands and feet, and did not even dare to breathe. He only felt that the extended version of Cadillac was so big, the leather was so soft, and Deadpool was so sand sculpture!
Parker, are you going to come and have a cigar?
Deadpool untied the fur on his neck, revealing more than a dozen gold chains of varying thickness, then opened the cigar box, pulled out a long knife from behind his butt, cut off two round heads, and ignited the fire through the mask.
Parker: …
Stop making trouble, Wade, you frightened Parker.Russell chuckled and cut a cigar and handed it to Parker.
Parker blushed and shook his head quickly: Mr. Russell, I don’t smoke.
Take it and let you draw, and you draw.
oh!
Parker struggled to light a cigar, and he started coughing violently as soon as he took a breath.
Russell took out a bottle of red wine from the freezer and poured him a glass of thoughtfulness, which made Parker shook his head quickly: Thank you, cough...I don't... cough cough, drink!
It’s fine if you don’t drink it. It’s not a good wine anyway. It’s only $5,000 a bottle, and I don’t like this kind of cheap wine either.
Russell chuckled and ignored it. He took the cigar that Parker had not been relieved and threw it into the wine glass. This scene made Parker's eyes widen, feeling that Russell's posture was so handsome.
At this time, Deadpool Orchid pointed at the cigar, and looked like a big shot, and said: Parker, do you think you can catch a girl by just having a suit and leather shoes, applying some hairspray, and combing your slanted bangs?
……
Parker's eyes were so painful that he was shook by the golden chain, and he lowered his head and did not dare to speak. At this moment, Deadpool was a giant in his soul.
Wade, stop making trouble, what time is it now?
Wait, I'll take a look.
Deadpool said, pulling away the white sleeves of the suit, and hanging more than a dozen shining watches on his right wrist. He looked at it for a while and slapped his head: Look at my memory, I almost forgot that my right hand is the European time zone, the left hand is the Asian time zone, Oceania is in the middle... America is... or the right leg is coming from the left leg?Damn, why am I so rich!
Parker: …
Deadpool pulled up his trouser legs, first on his left leg, and then on his right leg, and finally found New York time from more than a dozen watches on his right ankle.
Parker: …
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