Everyone has a movie about the Three Kingdoms in their hearts, and every boy also has a heroic dream in their hearts. In reality, this is almost impossible to achieve, so most people choose to return to that era of heroes in the game.
Wu Mingze, who just went to college, heard that the Three Kingdoms Legends were about to launch a new work after many years. He was a loyal fan of this game back then. He played each movie more than a few times. Now he has to support everything he said. After all, he played pirated games before.
On the day the game was launched, Wu Mingze deliberately skipped class and stayed in the dormitory. For him, it was much more interesting to relive his heroic dream than those boring university knowledge, but this day was a bit unbeautiful. It was covered with dark clouds since the early morning, and it seemed that there would be heavy rain today.
Wu Mingze looked out the window and his mood was not affected by the weather. After all, no matter how big the weather was, he would not be able to heal himself. The only thing that was miserable was the roommates who rushed to class.
The game was loaded, and Wu Mingze excitedly clicked the game icon. The familiar picture was displayed in front of him. Everything still tasted the same, except that there was a significant recharge screen in the upper right corner of the game.
Wu Mingze shook his head. What's wrong with the current games? He always spends money and thinks about how to get players' wool. Can't he make some games with all his heart?
Although he was a little unhappy, Wu Mingze was still attracted by the familiar scene. He trembled and clicked on the mouse to start the game. The picture changed, which was a familiar part of choosing scripts. This is also the characteristic of the Three Kingdoms game. Before starting the game, you need to choose the script and power to start.
Like most players, Wu Mingze usually chooses Liu Bei as his power, and then starts the strategy from the Yellow Turban Army or the heroes to compete, because the time is chaotic and the story is more interesting.
But today Wu Mingze thought about whether to change to someone else, such as Cao Cao?Or the Sun family in Jiangdong?
After hesitating for a while, Wu Mingze chose Liu Bei's power and would rather play a traditional game first to see if it is fun or not.
There was a thunderous start to hit outside the window, looking like at night, a little scary. After a rumbling thunder, Wu Mingze was so scared that his mouse fell to the ground, which made him think of Cao Cao and Liu Bei's heroic practice. It seemed that his dream of heroism was about to begin.
But when Wu Mingze picked up the mouse and looked up, he felt a little dizzy in front of him. The computer screen began to twist. The picture inside seemed to overflow from the screen. The thunder outside continued, and a huge lightning suddenly struck. Wu Mingze's eyes turned black and he knew nothing.
In a daze, Wu Mingze heard a sound in his ear, which had no emotion, as if it was made by a computer.
The script is the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the location is Zhuojun, the initial equipment is fabric straw sandals, and the krypton gold is 0, the game begins!
What's going on?Wu Mingze tried hard to open his eyes in a trance and found that he seemed to be in some kind of vortex, with the light around him flashing, making people feel very uncomfortable, but his whole body seemed to be possessed and could not move at all, which felt very painful.
Fortunately, not long after, the light disappeared and the world in front of him gradually became clear. Wu Mingze wiped his eyes and was stunned.
What a fucking place?Where is my computer?
Wu Mingze stood up and found himself next to a thatched hut. The weather was bright and sunny, but it was clearly covered with dark clouds just now, so why can’t you even see the clouds? And what the hell is this? He is clearly in the dormitory!
Well, Ah~ Use force~ Yes~
Um?Why is there anyone doing this in broad daylight?It's quite sarcastic
Wu Mingze walked to the window and looked in secretly. He saw a burly man fucking a woman on the couch. The strong man's beard was like a steel cone. I don't know if he was fucking too hard, and his eyes were almost glaring out.
Well, it's so tight, I'm so happy, are you happy?
Ah~It feels so comfortable~ Yes~
Wu Mingze looked at the woman again. Not to mention that she was really pretty, the scene looked a little strange. You said that it would be fine if a poor family lived in a thatched hut, but why did the clothes look so strange? The woman actually wore a cloth doll.
It is normal to wear some clothes during the day, but the style of this clothes is a bit nostalgic. Wu Mingze did not continue watching it because he had watched countless A-films himself. The one in front of him was not very attractive to him. If he was discovered, he might even be scolded.
Wu Mingze walked along the eaves to a road, and he was even more confused. Is this a film and television city?
Why are they all wearing cloth clothes and repairing them all? It looks like they haven't been washed for several days, and the road looks dirty and messy. They don't think about what a modern civilization should look like. What's going on?
Wu Mingze scratched his head, and then he realized that he was wearing an ordinary civilian dress, even a little torn!
My grass, what's going on?Is this a moment of transfer?I was clearly playing the game Ah just now!
At this time, Wu Mingze saw a crowd gathering in front of him, as if something was wrong.
Let's take a look, maybe you can find some clues and see what's going on
Wu Mingze left the crowd and saw that someone was posting a notice there, which was written in Han Li, which was similar to traditional Chinese characters, so Wu Mingze could still understand it.
Now the Yellow Turban thieves are in chaos, burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil. They not only rob the people's property, but also rob the people's wives. Their behavior is simply outrageous. Please give money and work hard to defend your country, join the army enthusiastically, and take back all the things and women, whoever gets it will be!Come on, bachelors!Prefect Liu Yan
Yellow Turban Army?
Prefect Liu Yan?
Wu Mingze is completely in chaos now. Has he traveled to the game?
There is such a weird thing?
But why does this notice look so stingy?
Could it be that this new game is the style?
Wu Mingze shook his head, a little unacceptable to the facts in front of him. Could it be that I am dreaming?But this is too real. If it weren't for a dream, then should I see Liu Bei...
Just as Wu Mingze was thinking, he saw a man standing beside him with a rosy face, long earlobes, and his hands were over his knees. He looked like a monkey in a zoo, but how could he say that his temperament was indeed a bit different, how could he look different? He looked very vulgar.
This person is Liu Bei and Liu Xuande. He was selling straw sandals in the city, thinking about seducing a few girls. Unfortunately, it was already a whole morning. Not to mention women, even an old woman didn't look at him directly. At this moment, he was depressed and happened to see Wu Mingze beside him, and he felt that this person was a little sneaky and didn't look like a serious person.
Liu Bei looked at the announcement posted on the wall and couldn't help but sigh, thinking that the world should be in chaos long ago. What about him robbing property and wife? He didn't even have a chicken feather except for a few torn straw sandals. Even the Yellow Turban Army came over. He had to cry when he saw him. After all, he was a relative of the Han family. He was so confused that he didn't even want to pay attention to him, so how could he not sigh?
A big man who doesn’t want to serve the country is so good that he sighs here!
The sound shocked Wu Mingze's head buzzed. What a big loudspeaker he used, it felt like he was thundering.
Wu Mingze turned around and saw that this was the strong man who fucked a woman in the hut just now?Could it be that this person is Zhang Fei?Not to mention it's really like it, the leopard head and the eyes are round, the sound is like thunder, and the eyes are about to fall out.
Liu Bei was even more scared and his body trembled. He thought to himself that some idiot was raising his throat and almost scared him to pee. Besides, whether he sighed or not has nothing to do with him.
Liu Bei turned his head and saw that he was really scary. He was a head taller than him. His face seemed to be slapped with mud. It was not black or gray. His beard was pretty good. It should be okay to cut it off and scrub it.
That, are you talking to me?
Are you deaf in your ears? Who else is there except you?
Then there is a two fool standing there?Liu Bei pointed at Wu Mingze.
Wu Mingze thought to himself that this is Liu Bei?
I am a player at least, are there NPCs who say players are two fools?
But I don’t seem to be a player anymore. I am already a member of this game now.
Moreover, the eyes of these two people seemed a little bad. There were obviously people standing next to them. Zhang Fei also looked at Wu Mingze. In fact, Wu Mingze usually likes to exercise, so he doesn't look like a nerd, and he is also very tall when he likes basketball.
This brother, you don't look like a native
Oh, I'm not, I'm from Beijing
Beijing??What kind of bird place?Liu Bei and Zhang Fei looked at each other and they were indeed fools.
Liu Bei felt that Zhang Fei was tall and big, and he looked like he was tiger again. If he could use it for his own sake, it would be good. At least he would not have to be too tired if he was a coolie. He should be a good player to steal women.
Alas, the strong man doesn’t know that I have great ambitions!
Oh, let's listen
In fact, I am not a common man selling straw sandals, but a man with a background. My ancestors were the son of Emperor Jing, the brother of Emperor Wu, Liu, King Jing of Zhongshan, Liu... Cao, what about Liu...
Wu Mingze almost fainted. At this level, he pretended to be a descendant of the Han royal family. He didn't even know the names of his ancestors, but he looked like he pretended.
Liu Sheng!
Oh yes, this brother is right, Liu Sheng, the king of Jing of Zhongshan, is my ancestor Ah
But I heard that Liu Sheng had more than 100 sons. It would have been tens of thousands of people who had been passed on to you. There must be many people who pretended to be
Shut up!!Liu Bei pushed Wu Mingze, which made Wu Mingze laugh and cry, but he seemed to believe Zhang Fei next to him, and his eyes looked very clear?
It turned out to be a relative of the Han Dynasty, and he was disrespectful!
I haven't finished editing yet, no, I haven't finished blowing yet, no, I haven't finished talking yet, fuck, let this fool disturb me, I sighed, I just angered him not to fight for it, you said that our great man has made trouble to this point, and the eunuchs have been disrupted by politics and the civil war is changing everywhere. I, a relative of the Han Dynasty, cannot serve the country, and I have not even had a woman. How can I not sigh?I can't really join the army and become a soldier, my ancestors are not as bright as Ah!
Oh, so that's it. It seems that you are an ambitious person, Ah!
What I mean is, saving the girl... No, that rescues the people from water and fire. I am so worried every day that I am dying, so why don’t I sigh
Really a hero!!!
Another voice scared Liu Bei, thinking to himself why did my mother have so many pussy this day? Is there another one that has always popped up?
Wu Mingze knew the script, and he didn't have to think about it. It must be Guan Yu, Guan Erye. When he looked back, he found that his long beard was floating and his face was like a monkey butt. It was not Guan Yu or anyone else.
Liu Bei also saw Guan Yu and looked up and down. His aura was very strong and he looked at him. He was obviously not an ordinary person. If he hadn't had sex with dozens of women, he would definitely not have this temperament!
Then snatching women is definitely a master!!
Brother, do you want to go and make it easier before speaking?Your face turned red!
Ah?AhAh, no, Guan’s face is born with this color, not because of shit and pissing!
Ah, so that's it, I was speechless. Liu Bei gave a gift.
Just now I heard that the two heroes seemed to have ambitions, and Guan was not talented and was willing to make a big move together!
Liu Bei was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, he sighed and made such two heroes who stole girls, and it seemed that he was fooled by him. In the future, he could make good use of these two people to work hard for himself. So there is nothing else for girls?
Wu Mingze was admiring this completely different history, and suddenly a transparent screen appeared in front of him, and a sound rang in his ears. The recharge channel was officially opened. I advise you to recharge quickly, otherwise you will die quickly!
Wu Mingze's heart skipped a beat, I'm so sad, I'm really doing Ah in the game, but recharge, how can I recharge Ah? I have nothing on me, huh?What is this?My grass, mobile phone?
Wu Mingze didn't expect that he had even changed his clothes and had a mobile phone on his body. This was intentional, or it was lost during time travel. No matter what, it was better to have a mobile phone than not. At this time, he looked at the people around him and couldn't move. Can the game be paused when recharged?
He looked at the QR code on the screen and tried to scan it with his mobile phone. Sure enough, the payment interface appeared. Wu Mingze didn't know how the currency here was calculated, so he first charged 100 yuan and tried it. As a crisp sound rang, it showed that he now had 100,000 gold coins.
Wow, am I rich?100,000 gold coins, what can I buy? He looked at the shopping cart. The Qinglong Yanyue Sword only had 10,000 gold coins. It seems that these 100,000 gold coins should be considered a lot of money.
Wu Mingze pressed X with his hand, the screen disappeared, and the others began to move again. Liu Bei looked at Wu Mingze strangely, always feeling something was wrong.
Since everyone has like-mindedness, it is better to go to the sidelines and gather together!My house has a backyard full of peach blossoms. I kill chickens and pigs. How about we have a good meal?
Good Ah!!I have no objection!!
I have no objection, let's go!!
When Wu Mingze saw that the three people were leaving, what else could he play? He now knows that the direction and development of this game have nothing to do with him. Now that he has money, he doesn’t just play whatever he wants.
Alas, you guys wait Ah, take me an Ah
Go to the side of you, you two fools, won't take you to play
I am also ambitious, listen to me!
Don't listen or not!!Don't follow us, or you will kill you!
Hold!I have money!!
Liu Bei stopped suddenly and turned around and showed a wretched smile. From the beginning, I felt that this brother was not a mortal. The heat in your heart was as hot as me. I was just testing you just now. OK, come with me, but I will pay the fee for joining the group.
I know, I'm sure I'm much richer than you poor guys
A group of four people came to Zhang Fei's manor. In fact, compared to Liu Bei and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei was obviously a petty bourgeoisie and had some capital. After all, he was a pig slaughter. Where did he get the pig slaughter without money?
The wine and meat were all set up, and several people knelt on the couch and bowed to each other.
Thank you all, no, the heroes appreciate it. Today I would like to support the Han Dynasty with me, Liu Bei, and I am grateful. Come on, I wish you a cup of wine.
Wu Mingze picked up the wine glass and looked at it, then drank it all, and found that the wine was not of any degree, like that kind of rice wine. No wonder they brag about drinking several jars every day.
After a glass of wine, Liu Bei stroked his beard and smiled with a wretched smile. It is still unknown that all the heroes have the honor of their surnames and names Ah!Let me introduce myself first. My surname is Liu and my name is Xuande.
My surname is Guan and his name is Yunchang
My surname is Zhang and his name is Yide
Then the three of them looked at Wu Mingze together, it’s up to you, speak!
My surname is Wu and my name is Mingze
Um?Liu Bei thought to himself that this man was indeed a fool, Ah, was he stuttering, or what happened?
You say it again, what's the point?
Name Wu Mingze
Guan Yu scratched his head, brother, so your name is Wu Ze?
It's not Ah, it's not that I'm named Mingze, my name is Wu Mingze
Ah?Three words?
Wu Mingze then remembered that the names of the Eastern Han Dynasty were all 2 characters. Unless they were a duplicate surname, they would definitely be regarded as a fool, but they had already said it and could not change their words.
Ah, Ah, that, I came from overseas, so the name is not much the same as here
Sea, overseas?Outside the sea?
Yes, there is a small country over there, and most people don't know
Oh, so that's it, what's your word?
Character?Oh, right words, words, words
wet dream?What does this mean?Do you often regret in your dreams?
Ah Yes, haha, that's what it means
It seems that brothers are really ambitious people, otherwise how could they often regret it
Wu Mingze thought he had no regrets, but he often had nocturnal emission when he was a child.
Wu Mingze, who just went to college, heard that the Three Kingdoms Legends were about to launch a new work after many years. He was a loyal fan of this game back then. He played each movie more than a few times. Now he has to support everything he said. After all, he played pirated games before.
On the day the game was launched, Wu Mingze deliberately skipped class and stayed in the dormitory. For him, it was much more interesting to relive his heroic dream than those boring university knowledge, but this day was a bit unbeautiful. It was covered with dark clouds since the early morning, and it seemed that there would be heavy rain today.
Wu Mingze looked out the window and his mood was not affected by the weather. After all, no matter how big the weather was, he would not be able to heal himself. The only thing that was miserable was the roommates who rushed to class.
The game was loaded, and Wu Mingze excitedly clicked the game icon. The familiar picture was displayed in front of him. Everything still tasted the same, except that there was a significant recharge screen in the upper right corner of the game.
Wu Mingze shook his head. What's wrong with the current games? He always spends money and thinks about how to get players' wool. Can't he make some games with all his heart?
Although he was a little unhappy, Wu Mingze was still attracted by the familiar scene. He trembled and clicked on the mouse to start the game. The picture changed, which was a familiar part of choosing scripts. This is also the characteristic of the Three Kingdoms game. Before starting the game, you need to choose the script and power to start.
Like most players, Wu Mingze usually chooses Liu Bei as his power, and then starts the strategy from the Yellow Turban Army or the heroes to compete, because the time is chaotic and the story is more interesting.
But today Wu Mingze thought about whether to change to someone else, such as Cao Cao?Or the Sun family in Jiangdong?
After hesitating for a while, Wu Mingze chose Liu Bei's power and would rather play a traditional game first to see if it is fun or not.
There was a thunderous start to hit outside the window, looking like at night, a little scary. After a rumbling thunder, Wu Mingze was so scared that his mouse fell to the ground, which made him think of Cao Cao and Liu Bei's heroic practice. It seemed that his dream of heroism was about to begin.
But when Wu Mingze picked up the mouse and looked up, he felt a little dizzy in front of him. The computer screen began to twist. The picture inside seemed to overflow from the screen. The thunder outside continued, and a huge lightning suddenly struck. Wu Mingze's eyes turned black and he knew nothing.
In a daze, Wu Mingze heard a sound in his ear, which had no emotion, as if it was made by a computer.
The script is the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the location is Zhuojun, the initial equipment is fabric straw sandals, and the krypton gold is 0, the game begins!
What's going on?Wu Mingze tried hard to open his eyes in a trance and found that he seemed to be in some kind of vortex, with the light around him flashing, making people feel very uncomfortable, but his whole body seemed to be possessed and could not move at all, which felt very painful.
Fortunately, not long after, the light disappeared and the world in front of him gradually became clear. Wu Mingze wiped his eyes and was stunned.
What a fucking place?Where is my computer?
Wu Mingze stood up and found himself next to a thatched hut. The weather was bright and sunny, but it was clearly covered with dark clouds just now, so why can’t you even see the clouds? And what the hell is this? He is clearly in the dormitory!
Well, Ah~ Use force~ Yes~
Um?Why is there anyone doing this in broad daylight?It's quite sarcastic
Wu Mingze walked to the window and looked in secretly. He saw a burly man fucking a woman on the couch. The strong man's beard was like a steel cone. I don't know if he was fucking too hard, and his eyes were almost glaring out.
Well, it's so tight, I'm so happy, are you happy?
Ah~It feels so comfortable~ Yes~
Wu Mingze looked at the woman again. Not to mention that she was really pretty, the scene looked a little strange. You said that it would be fine if a poor family lived in a thatched hut, but why did the clothes look so strange? The woman actually wore a cloth doll.
It is normal to wear some clothes during the day, but the style of this clothes is a bit nostalgic. Wu Mingze did not continue watching it because he had watched countless A-films himself. The one in front of him was not very attractive to him. If he was discovered, he might even be scolded.
Wu Mingze walked along the eaves to a road, and he was even more confused. Is this a film and television city?
Why are they all wearing cloth clothes and repairing them all? It looks like they haven't been washed for several days, and the road looks dirty and messy. They don't think about what a modern civilization should look like. What's going on?
Wu Mingze scratched his head, and then he realized that he was wearing an ordinary civilian dress, even a little torn!
My grass, what's going on?Is this a moment of transfer?I was clearly playing the game Ah just now!
At this time, Wu Mingze saw a crowd gathering in front of him, as if something was wrong.
Let's take a look, maybe you can find some clues and see what's going on
Wu Mingze left the crowd and saw that someone was posting a notice there, which was written in Han Li, which was similar to traditional Chinese characters, so Wu Mingze could still understand it.
Now the Yellow Turban thieves are in chaos, burning, killing, looting, and doing all kinds of evil. They not only rob the people's property, but also rob the people's wives. Their behavior is simply outrageous. Please give money and work hard to defend your country, join the army enthusiastically, and take back all the things and women, whoever gets it will be!Come on, bachelors!Prefect Liu Yan
Yellow Turban Army?
Prefect Liu Yan?
Wu Mingze is completely in chaos now. Has he traveled to the game?
There is such a weird thing?
But why does this notice look so stingy?
Could it be that this new game is the style?
Wu Mingze shook his head, a little unacceptable to the facts in front of him. Could it be that I am dreaming?But this is too real. If it weren't for a dream, then should I see Liu Bei...
Just as Wu Mingze was thinking, he saw a man standing beside him with a rosy face, long earlobes, and his hands were over his knees. He looked like a monkey in a zoo, but how could he say that his temperament was indeed a bit different, how could he look different? He looked very vulgar.
This person is Liu Bei and Liu Xuande. He was selling straw sandals in the city, thinking about seducing a few girls. Unfortunately, it was already a whole morning. Not to mention women, even an old woman didn't look at him directly. At this moment, he was depressed and happened to see Wu Mingze beside him, and he felt that this person was a little sneaky and didn't look like a serious person.
Liu Bei looked at the announcement posted on the wall and couldn't help but sigh, thinking that the world should be in chaos long ago. What about him robbing property and wife? He didn't even have a chicken feather except for a few torn straw sandals. Even the Yellow Turban Army came over. He had to cry when he saw him. After all, he was a relative of the Han family. He was so confused that he didn't even want to pay attention to him, so how could he not sigh?
A big man who doesn’t want to serve the country is so good that he sighs here!
The sound shocked Wu Mingze's head buzzed. What a big loudspeaker he used, it felt like he was thundering.
Wu Mingze turned around and saw that this was the strong man who fucked a woman in the hut just now?Could it be that this person is Zhang Fei?Not to mention it's really like it, the leopard head and the eyes are round, the sound is like thunder, and the eyes are about to fall out.
Liu Bei was even more scared and his body trembled. He thought to himself that some idiot was raising his throat and almost scared him to pee. Besides, whether he sighed or not has nothing to do with him.
Liu Bei turned his head and saw that he was really scary. He was a head taller than him. His face seemed to be slapped with mud. It was not black or gray. His beard was pretty good. It should be okay to cut it off and scrub it.
That, are you talking to me?
Are you deaf in your ears? Who else is there except you?
Then there is a two fool standing there?Liu Bei pointed at Wu Mingze.
Wu Mingze thought to himself that this is Liu Bei?
I am a player at least, are there NPCs who say players are two fools?
But I don’t seem to be a player anymore. I am already a member of this game now.
Moreover, the eyes of these two people seemed a little bad. There were obviously people standing next to them. Zhang Fei also looked at Wu Mingze. In fact, Wu Mingze usually likes to exercise, so he doesn't look like a nerd, and he is also very tall when he likes basketball.
This brother, you don't look like a native
Oh, I'm not, I'm from Beijing
Beijing??What kind of bird place?Liu Bei and Zhang Fei looked at each other and they were indeed fools.
Liu Bei felt that Zhang Fei was tall and big, and he looked like he was tiger again. If he could use it for his own sake, it would be good. At least he would not have to be too tired if he was a coolie. He should be a good player to steal women.
Alas, the strong man doesn’t know that I have great ambitions!
Oh, let's listen
In fact, I am not a common man selling straw sandals, but a man with a background. My ancestors were the son of Emperor Jing, the brother of Emperor Wu, Liu, King Jing of Zhongshan, Liu... Cao, what about Liu...
Wu Mingze almost fainted. At this level, he pretended to be a descendant of the Han royal family. He didn't even know the names of his ancestors, but he looked like he pretended.
Liu Sheng!
Oh yes, this brother is right, Liu Sheng, the king of Jing of Zhongshan, is my ancestor Ah
But I heard that Liu Sheng had more than 100 sons. It would have been tens of thousands of people who had been passed on to you. There must be many people who pretended to be
Shut up!!Liu Bei pushed Wu Mingze, which made Wu Mingze laugh and cry, but he seemed to believe Zhang Fei next to him, and his eyes looked very clear?
It turned out to be a relative of the Han Dynasty, and he was disrespectful!
I haven't finished editing yet, no, I haven't finished blowing yet, no, I haven't finished talking yet, fuck, let this fool disturb me, I sighed, I just angered him not to fight for it, you said that our great man has made trouble to this point, and the eunuchs have been disrupted by politics and the civil war is changing everywhere. I, a relative of the Han Dynasty, cannot serve the country, and I have not even had a woman. How can I not sigh?I can't really join the army and become a soldier, my ancestors are not as bright as Ah!
Oh, so that's it. It seems that you are an ambitious person, Ah!
What I mean is, saving the girl... No, that rescues the people from water and fire. I am so worried every day that I am dying, so why don’t I sigh
Really a hero!!!
Another voice scared Liu Bei, thinking to himself why did my mother have so many pussy this day? Is there another one that has always popped up?
Wu Mingze knew the script, and he didn't have to think about it. It must be Guan Yu, Guan Erye. When he looked back, he found that his long beard was floating and his face was like a monkey butt. It was not Guan Yu or anyone else.
Liu Bei also saw Guan Yu and looked up and down. His aura was very strong and he looked at him. He was obviously not an ordinary person. If he hadn't had sex with dozens of women, he would definitely not have this temperament!
Then snatching women is definitely a master!!
Brother, do you want to go and make it easier before speaking?Your face turned red!
Ah?AhAh, no, Guan’s face is born with this color, not because of shit and pissing!
Ah, so that's it, I was speechless. Liu Bei gave a gift.
Just now I heard that the two heroes seemed to have ambitions, and Guan was not talented and was willing to make a big move together!
Liu Bei was overjoyed. Unexpectedly, he sighed and made such two heroes who stole girls, and it seemed that he was fooled by him. In the future, he could make good use of these two people to work hard for himself. So there is nothing else for girls?
Wu Mingze was admiring this completely different history, and suddenly a transparent screen appeared in front of him, and a sound rang in his ears. The recharge channel was officially opened. I advise you to recharge quickly, otherwise you will die quickly!
Wu Mingze's heart skipped a beat, I'm so sad, I'm really doing Ah in the game, but recharge, how can I recharge Ah? I have nothing on me, huh?What is this?My grass, mobile phone?
Wu Mingze didn't expect that he had even changed his clothes and had a mobile phone on his body. This was intentional, or it was lost during time travel. No matter what, it was better to have a mobile phone than not. At this time, he looked at the people around him and couldn't move. Can the game be paused when recharged?
He looked at the QR code on the screen and tried to scan it with his mobile phone. Sure enough, the payment interface appeared. Wu Mingze didn't know how the currency here was calculated, so he first charged 100 yuan and tried it. As a crisp sound rang, it showed that he now had 100,000 gold coins.
Wow, am I rich?100,000 gold coins, what can I buy? He looked at the shopping cart. The Qinglong Yanyue Sword only had 10,000 gold coins. It seems that these 100,000 gold coins should be considered a lot of money.
Wu Mingze pressed X with his hand, the screen disappeared, and the others began to move again. Liu Bei looked at Wu Mingze strangely, always feeling something was wrong.
Since everyone has like-mindedness, it is better to go to the sidelines and gather together!My house has a backyard full of peach blossoms. I kill chickens and pigs. How about we have a good meal?
Good Ah!!I have no objection!!
I have no objection, let's go!!
When Wu Mingze saw that the three people were leaving, what else could he play? He now knows that the direction and development of this game have nothing to do with him. Now that he has money, he doesn’t just play whatever he wants.
Alas, you guys wait Ah, take me an Ah
Go to the side of you, you two fools, won't take you to play
I am also ambitious, listen to me!
Don't listen or not!!Don't follow us, or you will kill you!
Hold!I have money!!
Liu Bei stopped suddenly and turned around and showed a wretched smile. From the beginning, I felt that this brother was not a mortal. The heat in your heart was as hot as me. I was just testing you just now. OK, come with me, but I will pay the fee for joining the group.
I know, I'm sure I'm much richer than you poor guys
A group of four people came to Zhang Fei's manor. In fact, compared to Liu Bei and Guan Yu, Zhang Fei was obviously a petty bourgeoisie and had some capital. After all, he was a pig slaughter. Where did he get the pig slaughter without money?
The wine and meat were all set up, and several people knelt on the couch and bowed to each other.
Thank you all, no, the heroes appreciate it. Today I would like to support the Han Dynasty with me, Liu Bei, and I am grateful. Come on, I wish you a cup of wine.
Wu Mingze picked up the wine glass and looked at it, then drank it all, and found that the wine was not of any degree, like that kind of rice wine. No wonder they brag about drinking several jars every day.
After a glass of wine, Liu Bei stroked his beard and smiled with a wretched smile. It is still unknown that all the heroes have the honor of their surnames and names Ah!Let me introduce myself first. My surname is Liu and my name is Xuande.
My surname is Guan and his name is Yunchang
My surname is Zhang and his name is Yide
Then the three of them looked at Wu Mingze together, it’s up to you, speak!
My surname is Wu and my name is Mingze
Um?Liu Bei thought to himself that this man was indeed a fool, Ah, was he stuttering, or what happened?
You say it again, what's the point?
Name Wu Mingze
Guan Yu scratched his head, brother, so your name is Wu Ze?
It's not Ah, it's not that I'm named Mingze, my name is Wu Mingze
Ah?Three words?
Wu Mingze then remembered that the names of the Eastern Han Dynasty were all 2 characters. Unless they were a duplicate surname, they would definitely be regarded as a fool, but they had already said it and could not change their words.
Ah, Ah, that, I came from overseas, so the name is not much the same as here
Sea, overseas?Outside the sea?
Yes, there is a small country over there, and most people don't know
Oh, so that's it, what's your word?
Character?Oh, right words, words, words
wet dream?What does this mean?Do you often regret in your dreams?
Ah Yes, haha, that's what it means
It seems that brothers are really ambitious people, otherwise how could they often regret it
Wu Mingze thought he had no regrets, but he often had nocturnal emission when he was a child.
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