Chapter 2

Liu Bei was overjoyed. This strange man, even his name is so special, he must be an ordinary person and will definitely be able to help him in the future. In addition, Guan and Zhang, why worry about not being able to grab a girl?

Yun Chang, Yide, I’m here to greet you with another cup. I don’t know why I feel like I’ve seen my family. It’s so kind. Do you think this is fate?

Wu Mingze thought to himself, just stop talking. Don’t you just want to join the Taoyuan?

It was so difficult to do it, but when he looked back, he saw that he was so excited that Zhang Fei was filled with tears. This guy really didn't resist the fooling.

Fei made a living by killing pigs in his life. No one said he treated me as his family. It was so touching. Otherwise, we might as well become brothers of the opposite sex. We will share the blessings and difficulties in the future. I wonder what everyone’s intentions are?

Good Ah!Just waiting for your words, what do you think?Liu Bei seemed very excited and finally got the trick.

I have no objection. I originally respected your ambitions. Now it is a blessing for Guan to be brothers with you!

Then the three of them looked at Wu Mingze together, and they were talking!

Wu Mingze thought to himself that this Taoyuan Three Jehovah could be adapted?It seems that the script of this game does not play Ah according to common sense, and you can completely change the direction of the game.

Since that's the case, I am willing to become sworn brothers with all the heroes!!!

Very good!!There is a Taoyuan in my backyard, which has a beautiful environment. Let's go there to become a sworn brotherhood.

OK, let’s go to the backyard with the wine and meat!

Liu Guanzhang and Wu Mingze came to Zhang Fei's backyard. There was a Taoyuan behind him. The environment was really good. The breeze blew away peach blossoms, which made Wu Mingze feel a little emotional!

Several people learned about their ages. Wu Mingze was only a 20-year-old freshman, so he was naturally the youngest. The others followed the order, with Liu Bei as the eldest brother, Guan Yu as the second, and Zhang Fei as the third brother.

Several people poured their wine, put it on the table, and then knelt on the ground with a plop. I am Liu Bei, I am Guan Yu, I Zhang Fei, I am Wu Mingze, I am willing to become brothers of the opposite sex. I do not ask for birth on the same day of the same year, the same month of the same year, but I ask for death on the same day of the same day of the same year!In the future, everyone will share the blessings, enjoy the money, grab the girls, and be with the difficulties. Cheers!!

After a few people had a drink together, they started to become sworn brotherly. This atmosphere made Wu Mingze very excited. He had always admired Liu Guanzhang's brotherly relationship. Unexpectedly, he would one day be able to participate in the Taoyuan feud. How could he not feel excited? He couldn't help but sing, and this bow, the spring breeze met his soulmate, and the peach blossoms were also reflected in the altar with a smile!

Who sang what dick stuff?Liu Bei looked up and looked.

Big brother, it was sung by the fourth brother, let alone it sounds quite beautiful!

Is it beautiful?Then continue singing!

This greeting brings great ambitions to protect the country and the country, make achievements and show great talents!

Liu Guanzhang burst into tears at once, and looked at each other, then suddenly pulled Wu Mingze into a circle, held hands and sang together, this bow!!Loyalty and courage!The difficulties are not separated!This worship!Life and death will not change!The heaven, earth, sun and moon strengthen my mind!!

Wu Mingze was confused, what a guy, this song is so popular, even Liu Guanzhang can sing it himself?And Liu Guanzhang was also quite confused at this time, fuck me?How could I sing?

Wu Mingze was very excited when he saw that everyone was so excited, and then sang again with the spear in his hand!Roar hey!

stop!!!Where is the spear?You can sing, but you can't sing blindly!

It's Ah, fourth brother, you can do it, stop singing, brother, look at Taoyuan belongs to my home, I have left the place and still have wine, we don't have weapons yet, should they also contribute some strength?

Liu Bei stroked his beard, "Second brother, fourth brother, what do you think?"We are still short of weapons and equipment. Do you want to steal Ah and get some back? Otherwise, are you planning to have sex for free?

Wu Mingze thought about buying equipment himself, but this is not a big problem. Brother, I can get the weapons immediately!

good!!Second brother, what about you?Express your attitude

Guan Yu thought to himself, I am a murderer, and I don’t have any money to get any equipment. But now I can’t say that I don’t have any money. One person pays money and the other gives weapons. Liu Bei is the boss, and he has no contribution left. He will not be laughed at to death in the future.

Big brother!!Don't worry, I'll come when I go!As he said that, Guan Yu went out. Wu Mingze wanted to use money to buy equipment, but he didn't know how to call out the menu. He could only shake his head and tail and shaking his head and tail, like casting a spell, making Liu Bei and Zhang Fei confused.

Wu Mingze wandered around for a long time but didn't see the menu coming out. He shouted anxiously, "What about the menu?"

Suddenly time stopped, and the menu really popped up. It turned out that as long as he called the menu, the menu would come out. He looked at the equipment page. The Qinglong Yanyue Sword is 10,000 gold coins, the Eighth Zha Snake Spear is 10,000 yuan, and the male and female double-stranded swords are a little cheaper than 8,000 yuan. He now has 100,000 gold coins, and these are still affordable, but he can't have any equipment or Ah, but he can't ride a horse and fight Ah. If he really wants to go to the battlefield, he will be exposed immediately.

Wu Mingze flipped through the equipment page, and then his eyes lit up. I'm so crazy, there are modern weapons. This is your mother.

Wu Mingze bought a pistol and a broken spear. The spear was pretending. At that time, no one was convinced, so he secretly shot him.

After buying the equipment, Wu Mingze turned off the menu, and a weapon rack immediately appeared in front of him, with several people's weapons placed on it. Liu Bei and Zhang Fei saw if this person knew some magic, he actually made so many equipment in an instant.

Liu Bei was the eldest brother, of course, he went up to choose weapons first. He fell in love with the male and female swords at a glance. No, it was just because Liu Bei thought that if there was a girl, he could dance with her swords, and he would be lewd and warm.

Zhang Fei looked at the broken spear, and he definitely didn't want it. He picked up the Qinglong Yanyue Sword and tried it. It was so terrible that he finally chose the Eighth Zha Snake Spear.

At this time, Guan Yu was wandering around outside, really not knowing what to do. Suddenly he saw a few horses at the gate of the post station. When marching and fighting, war horses were important things. He could just steal these horses back and hand over.

Guan Yu secretly touched the horses at the post station and looked at it. There were only three horses, but they had four people. What should I do? Three people can't ride horses, and the other person ran behind me happily. At this time, he saw a donkey mixed inside the horse, and it seemed that he was a little lame.

Alas, it's better than nothing. Let's deal with it first.

Guan Yu took advantage of the lack of anyone and secretly brought the three horses and a donkey back to Zhang Fei's manor. Liu Bei saw Guan Yu coming back and got a few horses. He was overjoyed. He was worried that he had no place to get a horse. Guan Yu was really a talent.

Big brother!I'm back, I bought a few horses, it's okay!

Well, that's OK, there are only 2 weapons left, you can choose it

Guan Yu looked at the Qinglong Yanyue Sword and then saw the Spear. Naturally, he chose the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and Wu Mingze finally picked up the Spear, as if he was generous.

Second brother, why are you just 3 horses? This is not enough

Then there are only 3 horses selling, so didn’t I buy another donkey?

Damn, is there anyone riding a donkey on the battlefield?Besides, this donkey looks sick, isn't it a little lame?

Then I can't do anything about Ah, these 3 horses

Everyone looked at these 3 horses and a donkey, and hesitated. At this time, Wu Mingze said, "Otherwise, you can ride a donkey, just give the horse to you." What Wu Mingze thought was that he could buy his own equipment and just change it at that time."

slow!Liu Bei looked at Wu Mingze and thought to himself that this kid must have other plans, why did he take the initiative to ride a donkey?

On the battlefield, the horse ran quickly in front of the battle, and the donkey rider could sit and enjoy the fruits of his money without having to do anything. This kid is really fucking smart and can't let him take advantage of this.

Fourth brother, you have already given in humility when choosing weapons. As the eldest brother, how can I let you suffer any more? I will ride this donkey!!

Big brother!You are the eldest brother Ah, how can you ride a donkey?

Alas~ Everyone has the blessings and difficulties. You have all contributed money and efforts, and I have to make some sacrifices. That's it. You can ride a horse and I ride a donkey!

Big brother!!You are so graceful!!!!Zhang Fei was moved and burst into tears. Wu Mingze also sighed in his heart. No wonder Liu Bei was able to divide the world three times later and was really generous.

The few people had finished worshiping and had all the equipment ready. At night, they were drunk in Zhang Fei's manor and fell asleep to death.

The next day, the four people got up, cleaned up and planned to start their brilliant military career, but after looking at them, they all felt that the situation was a bit too weak, just 4 people, who would you do with?

No one will take you seriously, even if you go to the prefecture, the prefect will not take you seriously.

Zhang Fei counted and still had some money on him. Don't worry, brother, I'll get some people to make up the numbers

After saying that, Zhang Fei went to the city to find a group of beggars beggars, and he got dozens of people, either with crutches or holding bowls, looking even more sick than Liu Bei's donkey.

Wu Mingze saw these people and couldn't help but shake his head, "Third brother, this is better than not, what a crooked person is like."

Liu Bei sighed, forget it, just make up the number, let’s go!

Where can I go to Brother Ah!

Isn’t the prefect Liu Yan recruiting soldiers? Let’s go there. These dozens of beggars are all people at least. At least we can give us a small team leader.

OK, go

4 people were planning to go to the garrison of the prefect Liu Yan when they left the city. However, they didn't walk far away from the city gate and found that there were a group of people rolling in front of them, holding two big flags, which said that the sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand!

Dig a trench, the Yellow Turban Thief!Liu Bei shook his body and almost fell off the donkey.

Ah~~Yellow Turban Thief!!Run Ah!!When the beggars saw that the Yellow Turban Army came to kill people, they ran away in an instant, and Liu Bei was so angry that he cursed.

Damn, we hired you guys with no conscience to pay for money. Is it okay to have some moral integrity?!All ran away!

Wu Mingze saw that the opponent was very powerful and he had never fought a war, so he was a little scared. Why don’t brother, let’s retreat first, they have a lot of people and power!

Liu Bei saw that the other party was getting closer and closer. If he retreated now, he would definitely be at the end of riding a sick donkey. He must be a fucked Ah. He hadn't found a girl yet, so he couldn't be kicked first!

Can't withdraw!!What was our original dream!!It is to support the Han Dynasty!!Save the people from the fire and water!This was so loud at the beginning, and I was playing with a lot of things later. Can I still grab a girl?

Brother is right, we can’t be afraid!Third and fourth brothers, let’s go!!

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei roared and rushed out. When Wu Mingze saw that his second and third brothers were all on the way, he couldn't be too timid, so he rode forward on a horse, holding a pistol trembling in his hand, intending to break him if anyone approached him.

When Liu Bei saw that all three brothers had arrived, he rode the donkey and went forward to kill him. Kill him!!Brothers, please be optimistic, are there any girls?

Wu Mingze's riding skills are still very poor. Although he had ridden a horse before, it was incomparable to Guan Zhang. Moreover, he discovered that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were really damn tigers. Not to mention that he rushed quickly, he was not leaving any armor wherever he went. He swept through thousands of troops. When he passed, hundreds of people had been killed by these two people, and there was no more than a few cents left.

I'm grass!What a tiger general!Thousands of enemies are worthy of their reputation!Wu Mingze couldn't help but sigh. Although Liu Guan and Zhang were a bit funny, his strength was really not weak at all.

At this time, Liu Bei also rode a donkey over and rushed over, kill him!!Um?Where are people?

The eldest brother, they were all cut off by the second and third brothers!

Damn, these two tigers are just a thing, I didn’t see if there are any girls!

The smoke and dust dissipated. Liu Bei watched Guan Zhang return with a group of prisoners, and there were a few girls. Liu Bei was overjoyed. When he was about to go up to grab the girls, he found that there was a man in official uniform behind him.

Brother, we won, my second brother and I also saved an official

Ah!Liu Bei quickly stepped forward and bowed, but the other party looked at Liu Bei with contempt.

Who are you and what official position is Ah?

Ah, Liu Bei is still white and is planning to surrender to the prefect Liu Yan

What?White body?It's so boring, I've actually saved you

Liu Bei looked at the girls with a gaze, thinking that he would find a place to fuck them tonight. Who knew that the official waved his hand and said that these girls belong to me. You should do whatever you should do.

This is not suitable, this is what we snatched back, the prefect said, whoever gets it will be Ah

Damn, don’t you know who I am? Dong Zhuo, let alone these girls, I will snatch all the girls you prefect in the future, so get out of here!

Zhang Fei was so angry that he was about to stab Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei quickly held it down and said, "Don't touch my third brother." He is the imperial official, and it will be done if he kills him. There are some girls in the future, and offending him is not a wise choice."

Dong Zhuo took Niu away with her long hair, and the remaining four brothers shook their heads, looked at Niu sighed, and had to return to Zhuozhou County first. As soon as they entered the city, Liu Bei heard that Lu Zhi was fighting fiercely with Zhang Jiao, the commander of the Yellow Turban Army, and the situation was unknown.

Lu Zhi is Liu Bei's teacher. When Liu Bei was young, Lu Zhi found two girls for Liu Bei to give him a break, and he also told him about his sexual skills. In this moment, Liu Bei hadn't met a girl for many years, and he missed Lu Zhi's cultivation of himself!

Second, third, fourth brother, now my teacher is in trouble, I have to help him. You guys follow me to fuck Zhang Jiao!

Brother, Zhang Jiao is a thief guard of the Yellow Turban Army. We only have 4 people in the past to be useful?

I'll know if there is any use or not. If I don't go, I feel sorry for it. I'm just going to make it. Let's have some food and set off immediately

A few people ate something and set off. It was okay for the three of them to say, but Liu Bei rode a sick donkey to Lu Zhi's camp for a hundred years. Wu Mingze shook his head. It would be great if there was a high-speed rail. Just riding a horse would not be exhausted. He shouted the menu.

The menu appeared. Wu Mingze flipped through the prop store and found that there was a rush tone. The thing was not expensive. Wu Mingze bought 4, and then used them on 4 people. After closing the menu, 3 horses and a donkey suddenly rushed out!

Dig a trench!This donkey took the wrong medicine and suddenly had such a dick. Could it be that there is a female donkey in his mentor Lu Zhi?This is a hurry to rush over and mating Ah!

Big brother!!I feel like I'm going to fly!There must be many wild donkeys and wild horses in that place!!

Wu Mingze didn't expect that this urgent talisman was really awesome. The speed was at least 10 times faster. He felt that the horse was about to run out of shit, but he just didn't know if there were any side effects.

The brothers rushed to Lu Zhi's military camp in a few hours, but Lu Zhi fell ill on the couch at this moment, with his hair standing, and a smell of semen underneath, as if he was struck by lightning.

Liu Bei quickly knelt down in front of the couch, mentor!What bad thing are you doing? Why are you still struck by lightning?

Xuande, is it you Xuande?You are here to see your teacher. Alas, I don’t know what kind of magic this horn is capable of. As soon as we attack, we were covered with dark clouds and thunder rolling. We were slashed with sperm and sperm!

Nocturnal emission?Isn’t that happening if you don’t have sex for a long time?Mentor, are you short of girls?

I'm missing your mother, I told you that I was struck by Zhang Jiao's lightning. Your mentor, I have fucked more girls than you have ever seen.

This horn is so awesome. If you chop a woman, will you have to chop a period?

Zhang Fei walked to Liu Bei and whispered, "Brother, why don't we withdraw, this may make it difficult for us to have sex in the future."

Liu Bei also looked embarrassed. If he was struck by lightning, he would have nocturnal emission, impotence, etc., what would be the use of stealing a girl in the future? But it would be too expensive to leave like this, so he was his mentor Ah after all.

Wu Mingze thought about it and said that thunder should be Zhang Jiao’s Qimen Dunjia technique. He just bought a lightning rod for his second and third brothers and let them rush in and cut Zhang Jiao, and that’s all!

Don’t panic, brother!I have a way to defeat the enemy!