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Chapter 3

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Liu Bei wanted to run away on a sick donkey, but suddenly he heard Wu Mingze say that he had a plan to defeat the enemy. He was happy. Sure enough, it was right to take him to become a sworn brother. This guy looked very big and not an ordinary person.

Fourth brother, what are your good plans?

Brother, what Zhang Jiao is good at is the Heavenly Escape technique. When I was in Beijing overseas, I learned how to crack it. As long as I attach a spell to my body, I can avoid lightning strikes!

Nani?Lu Zhi sat up from the couch, fuck, why don’t you bet early if you have this method? I won’t be sperm from being chopped

Ah, that, no matter how early I don’t know you are fighting with Zhang Jiao.

It's Ah's mentor, it's not the fourth brother's fault, it's just that the students are late

Big brother, let the second and third brother use my spell to kill it, and Zhang Jiao was solved with one knife.

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu coughed a little, Damn, why don’t you go to Ah by yourself? Who knows if your talisman is good or not

Big brother, what do you think? Second and third brother don’t believe me, why don’t you ride a sick donkey...

Second and third brother!!!The fourth brother and we are sworn brothers, how can you doubt it? Only you two have gone. I saw that you two were still very awesome when I saw you two killing people. Remember to see it right before you cut them.

Zhang Fei looked at Wu Mingze, Fourth brother, we are brothers, don’t play with me, I don’t want to be impotence

Guan Yu also held Wu Mingze's hand affectionately. Fourth brother, you know, if I get impotence, I will castrate you when I come back.

Damn, I'll go with you and show you my abilities

Lu Zhi actually stood up now. Then hurry up and go Ah, don’t wait. The night is long and dreams are too long. Now I feel pain when I hear thunder.

Second, third, fourth brother, don’t underestimate the enemy. If it doesn’t work, let’s run away. There is no grass everywhere in the world, and there is no need to hang yourself on a tree.

Xuande Ah, what nonsense are you talking about? Have you forgotten that your mentor finds you a girl?

Ah, no, I'm just talking casually. I won't show Zhang Jiao today. I, Liu Bei, will be a bachelor for the rest of my life!

When Guan Yu and Zhang Fei heard Liu Bei's words, they thought that it would be impossible not to go to the market today. They couldn't let their elder brother be a bachelor for the rest of their lives.

Brother 3 The three of them came to the formation. Sure enough, there were dark clouds in front of them and thunder rolling. Seeing the soldiers screaming from the lightning, a smell of urine was spreading around, and it seemed that they had been pissed.

Wu Mingze called out the menu, found the lightning rod and bought 3, and then inserted it into the top of his head by Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and himself.

Second and third brothers, let's go

Seeing Guan Yu and Zhang Fei hesitating a little, Wu Mingze rushed up first and wandered around the thunder formation for several times without any injuries. Guan and Zhang looked at each other, glared at each other, and also killed them!

Originally, the opponent was winning by relying on the Heavenly Escape Technique, so there were not many Yellow Turban thieves along the way. The three brothers almost felt like they were in a state of no one. Not long after, they rushed to Zhang Jiao's formation. Zhang Jiao's hand was holding a stick with a few rag strips tied on it, and he was rumoring. There was an altar beside him. Under the altar, there was a girl sucking Zhang Jiao's penis with her mouth.

My grass, what kind of strange formation is this?Zhang Fei scratched his head.

I am familiar with the Spring and Autumn War Arts, but I have never seen this formation before. What are your opinions on the fourth brother?

This scene seems a bit weird. If you don’t say anything else, I think it’s important to have a girl having a blowjob there. I’m afraid it’s something that can make people sperm.

No matter so many, go up and chop him!Zhang Fei was about to be impulsive, but was pulled by Guan Yu.

Don't be impulsive, my brother said, don't read the wrong person, come forward and ask him first

The three brothers rushed forward, and Zhang Fei screamed, "Hey, old sex!"Are you Zhang Jiao??

Zhang Fei's voice was like thunder, which made Zhang Jiao tremble in fear, and his penis slid out of the girl's mouth.

Damn, how did you sneak in?Not struck by lightning?

The three brothers glanced at Zhang Jiao, then laughed loudly, and Zhang Jiao was even more confused, not knowing what was going on.

Laughing at you, how did you get in? It's impossible, I, Zhang Jiao's Heavenly Escape Technique, have never failed Ah

The three brothers were still laughing, which made Zhang Jiao laugh so hard that his scalp was numb. Could this be a ghost from the underworld?

I'm so funny, you're so damn small, right?Zhang Fei gestured with his hand, and it was not as big as my little finger.

Guan Yu and Wu Mingze looked at Zhang Fei's little fingers, and then laughed louder. Ah Hahahaha, what a damn little Ah, hahahahahahahaha

I'll fuck your mom!What I hate the most is to laugh at me as a young man, so I learned the Qimen Dunjia technique. I want to kill all men in the world to impotence!!

I, Cao, killing people is just a ruthless person. You are so cruel that you can only make people die.

You're scared, look at me killing you

Guan Yu looked at Zhang Jiao who started pretending to be a ghost again and didn't talk much nonsense to him. He went up and cut off Zhang Jiao's head. Suddenly, the dark clouds dissipated, the thunder disappeared, and the sky escape technique was broken. The three brothers were overjoyed and were about to steal the girl. There were many officers and soldiers suddenly emerged from somewhere. One of the leaders looked even more vulgar than Liu Bei. It was Cao Cao and Cao Mengde. Because Zhang Jiao's thunder was too fierce, he had been hiding in the cave just now.

True Tiger General Ah!!With one knife, Zhang Jiao, who was in trouble with the country and the people, was cut off!

Who are you?

Ah, in the Xiadian Military Captain Cao Cao, Cao Mengde, the hero's surname is the name Ah?

I, Liu Bei's account of the archer, Guan Yu, Guan Yunchang

It turned out to be General Guan. This time you wipe out the Zhangjiao rioters, I will report your achievements to the court, but is this girl? You need to take them back to the court for interrogation, so you can't take them away.

Zhang Fei thought to himself, you are paralyzed, your official army is even more robber than the Yellow Turban thieves. You finally got all the girls out of your way.

Guan Yu and Wu Mingze held Zhang Fei down and did not let him have an attack. Their power is still too small. In addition to 4 brothers, three horses and a sick donkey are all chicken feathers. Cao Cao is also a court official. If he stabs him now, they will become rebels and the Yellow Turban Army.

But Cao Cao suddenly remembered Guan Yu, who was as though a monkey butt, and he already felt a little fond of it. It would be great if such a tiger general could follow him.

Wu Mingze and Guan Yu saluted Cao Cao and said goodbye. They carried Zhang Jiao's head back to the camp to report. Liu Bei was very happy to see his brothers coming back with their heads. He looked back and saw that there was no girl, so he couldn't help but shake his head and whisper to the brothers, "Is there no girl?"

Damn it, I met a man named Cao Cao and snatched the girl away!

What!Been robbed again?Is there any other kingly law? I just use the prefect's words as a fart. I have agreed to whoever gets it.

Lu Zhi got up from the sickbed at this time, Xuande Ah, Cao Cao can't mess with him, he is a cruel person, it's best to take a detour when you see him in the future, he likes to stab someone's asshole

What?Wu Mingze and Guan Zhang and others tightened their chrysanthemums, thinking no wonder the bird man looked even more vulgar than the elder brother, and actually had such a habit. Guan Yu was even more tight in his chrysanthemums, because Cao Cao seemed to be a little interested in him?

Liu Bei walked to Lu Zhi's sickbed and carefully supported his mentor. Teacher Ah, how did you know that Cao Cao has this habit? Could it be you...

Ah, fuck, shut up Ah Xuande, it hurts my chrysanthemum

Several people looked at Lu Zhi and shook their heads. This old man was over. Not only did he get sperm that was chopped by Zhang Jiao, but he turned out that he had also been stabbed at the anus. It seemed that he had lived for a while.

Seeing his mentor's half-dead look, Liu Bei remembered the name Cao Cao. This man stole his girl and stabbed his mentor's chrysanthemum. One day in the future, he would definitely stab his chrysanthemum to avenge him.

After Zhang Jiao was removed, the Yellow Turban Army was in chaos and was basically wiped out by the government troops from all over the country. Liu Bei was awarded the title of County Captain Anxi for his contribution to killing Zhang Jiao, who was defending the thief. In fact, all the contributions were divided by Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao and others. Liu Bei just took a sip of soup. This County Captain was just a big sesame official, but it was better to have it than not. Several people finally had a place to settle down.

The brothers and several others came to Anxi County and rectified it. At this moment, dozens of people were already following Liu Bei. Some of the Yellow Turban Army surrendered, and some of the people who had to follow Liu Bei to conquer the world with wooden sticks, feces and forks.

The heroic deeds of Liu Bei killing Zhang Jiao are widely circulated in the local area. In addition, Liu Bei himself is a man of ordinary fashion, so the local people love Liu Bei and other brothers. Even local wealthy officials came to curry favor with Liu Bei, and they all felt that this person was a hero and would definitely achieve great achievements in the future, including the local big family Chen family.

On that day, Liu Bei was playing with his brothers in the county government, and he heard someone come to report that Mr. Chen was visiting. As soon as Liu Bei came here, he heard that Mr. Chen was very famous in the local area, so he quickly invited him in. When Mr. Chen saw the four brothers, he couldn't help but nod. It turned out that they were all heroes.

Several people came to the house and sat down. I wonder what Mr. Chen had to teach him here.

How dare you? Now I heard that Duke Xuande has done a lot of efforts to get rid of the Yellow Turban Thief, and even directly killed the thief Zhang Jiao in person. I really admire him.

Ah, that's exactly what my brother Yun Chang did

It turned out to be General Guan. I have heard that you brothers are like brothers. Now I have 4 maids, named Chunxiang, Xiaxiang, Qiuxiang, and winterxiang. I wish to offer them to Xuandegong and his brothers. I don’t know what to do?

Wu Mingze was stunned for a moment, is it fragrant in spring, summer, autumn and winter?I have watched Ah this episode. This old man should not have the surname Chen, but Hua. Isn’t that the maid from Taishi Hua’s mansion?

Liu Bei's eyes were about to pop out. Damn, after running around for so long, I finally had a girl, but I couldn't look too lustful, so I had to shit out.

Ah, Mr. Chen, you think this is a bit bad. Ah, don’t you keep it yourself?

Alas, Xuande is a hero of the world. My 4 maids are also beautiful. As the saying goes, beautiful women are matched with heroes, Xuande Gong will not refuse, and your saliva is flowing out.

Ah!Ah Haha, sorry Ah, I just ate too much, I couldn't help it. Since that's the case, I won't postpone it anymore. I don't know when I can send Ah?

I'll ask someone to send it to you when I go back

Oh, OK, then I'll send it to you soon

When the brothers saw Mr. Chen going out, they all jumped up. Ah Hahahaha, there are girls and girls, brother, let’s have girls and girls!

It's Ah, we've been running around for so long and finally got some fucking results

At this time, Wu Mingze thought to himself, would these four girls have the same virtue as the fragrance of spring, summer, autumn and winter at the Hua Taishi Mansion?

There must be a beautiful and ugly Ah, so I can't choose an ugly Ah. These people must have never seen Tang Bohu's tinkering Qiuxiang, so I shouldn't know that Qiuxiang is the best one.

Yes, that big brother, how can we divide Ah

How to divide it, 4 girls, one Ah

No, I mean, who will each choose?

Ah... Well, Mr. Chen said that there are 4 fragrances in spring, summer, autumn and winter. What do you think, fourth brother?

I think it would be better for us to choose now, so that we won’t be quarrel about robbing girls, just ask the servants to send them to us in the house.

Well, this is very good, so how can we choose?What do you think?

Brother, I want to choose Qiuxiang, Wu Mingze raises his hand first.

Autumn fragrance?Liu Bei thought about it in his mind. The name of spring, summer, autumn and winter must not be blind. In spring, spring is warm and flowers bloom, and spring fragrance must be of good quality. In summer, it is full of flowers, and summer fragrance should be a great beauty. Autumn?

Dead trees form branches, and the autumn wind sweeps away the fallen leaves. The autumn fragrance is obviously a broken flower and willow. In winter, at least there is a pure and clean and purse, and the plum blossoms are in full bloom. This winter fragrance should be a thing of the past.

Liu Bei was secretly happy. Since this fourth brother was going to step on the pit himself, he couldn't blame him. Since Ah, the fourth brother has already thought about it, I have no objection. Second brother and third brother, what do you want to choose?

Well, this, brother, please choose first

Let's just do this. Since the fourth brother chose Qiuxiang, we will follow the rest in order. I want Chunxiang, second brother, you want Xiaxiang, third brother, you are winterxiang

OK, everything is up to the big brother

Ah Hahaha Ah, let’s not drink too much today, so we should keep our energy and take a shower and change clothes, and have a big fight tonight, Ah Hahaha

The brothers and the others returned to their rooms, waiting for Mr. Chen to give them girls. Mr. Chen is really a trustworthy person. Soon after he returned home, he arranged for someone to send the four maids in spring, summer, autumn and winter to Liu Bei. According to the previous arrangement, no one of the four brothers looked at them, and directly asked the servants to deliver them to their rooms as agreed before.

Although Wu Mingze is not a virgin, this is also the first time in his life that he has had close contact with ancient beauties, so he is inevitably a little excited. He doesn’t know if there have been any changes in the beauty over the past 2,000 years, and whether her breasts are big?

Are private parts tender?

Is the little mouth sweet or not?

The door of the room was pushed open, and a peerless beauty walked in. Wu Mingze couldn't believe his eyes. This girl is so beautiful. Unlike modern people's outfits, this feeling of applying makeup has a unique flavor. Her red lips are as rosy as cherries, and her fair skin is simply dazzling. Her big eyes are charming and charming.

The maid Qiuxiang, come to serve the general

Ah, Ah, OK, hurry up, come and sit

Wu Mingze quickly helped Qiuxiang to the edge of the bed, and then stared at Qiuxiang. You are so beautiful.

The general was joking, Qiuxiang was just a maid, and she was not as good as the daughters of those noble families.

No, No, Qiuxiang, you are the best watch I have ever seen. NPC

What NPC Ah?

Ah, nothing, Qiuxiang Ah, can I kiss you?

General, Qiuxiang is your person tonight, you can do whatever you want

Wu Mingze swallowed, went up and hugged Qiuxiang gently and kissed her gently.

Um~ Qiuxiang let out a beautiful moan, which immediately hardened Wu Mingze's cock, but at this time he heard a ghost-like cry from Liu Bei's room next door.

Damn, don't come over to Ah, have you gone to the wrong house?

General, what are you doing?Spring night is worth a fortune, stop making trouble

If you don’t really want to come over, are you Qiuka?I'm Liu Bei Ah

I am Haruka Ah, I'm right, didn't you call me by name?

No, is your face covered in darkness?

I hate it, my family just has a little heavier hair, and the hair below me is thicker. Do you like it, General?

Oh my god, you are a man or a woman, don’t come over!!Help Ah!!

Chunxiang threw Liu Bei onto the bed and caressed Liu Bei's body. Liu Bei's body shivered, thinking that this was a big fucking wrong. He just memorized his ideas. Could it be that he chose the ugliest one? But it's okay to be ugly. This is the man or the woman!

General, it’s the same when the lights are turned off. I can’t help it anymore. Come and do something to me!As he said that, Chunxiang blew out the candle and the room was pitch black. At this time, Chunxiang began to take off her clothes, and Liu Bei felt even more unsure, and he smelled a strange smell that reached his nostrils.

What does this taste like?You haven't taken a shower in a few months

General, I just washed it before coming, it was just my body odor

Oh my god, let's kill me, God Ah, I just want to make a girl, how about playing with me like this

Chunxiang took off herself and then took off Liu Bei's clothes. Liu Bei thought, no matter what, she was a woman after all, so she would just do it. Now she wanted to change girls with her brothers, and no one would agree to Ah, especially Chunxiang is neither male nor female. Forget it, there are opportunities to steal girls in the future, and it is indeed the same if she turns off the light and can't see them.

When Liu Bei thought so, his heart knot was untied. He also took the initiative to touch Chunxiang. Not to mention that his skin was quite tender, he also touched Chunxiang's breasts. Well, his breasts were not small. Liu Bei just touched Ah like this, and suddenly felt something was wrong. What?

How furry?

Chunxiang Ah, why are your chest furry

Ah, that's my heart-protecting hair, is it sexy?

Paralyze Ah!!Help Ah!!

Stop calling!!I'm here Ah!!!!