Chapter 8 Audition

After everything was arranged, he happily returned home. He returned to Yangliu Village at noon. He gathered with Prince Hee, the old ghost mother and son, the village chief and others, and discussed giving the crew a name.

How about the Blue Clothes Club?

The village chief proposes

Go to die! That's fascism

The old witch disdained

How about Hollywood?

...It's too exaggerated

Shake your head happily

Imperial Chinese attack group?

No! That's a woman's nest

The goblin raised his hand and shouted: I, I, I have a good idea, just call it Yi, Yi Yi He Ren!

This time, everyone cursed in unison: Go to death! Go to death!

A flash of inspiration flashed, clapped his hands and said, "Just call me "Go to die and die", which is both easy and majestic!

Go to the dead group... Well, it seems not very good Ah? The Taurus said

The stupid son is asking others to die, but we are not going to die, so how can it be inauspicious?

Oh, so that's it... I don't have any objection

So everyone unanimously passed the Death Group and became the boss, director and actor of the troupe.

He felt that artists all had stage names, and after thinking about it, he gave himself a stage name called Leidi Oss? Supp. What does it mean?

have no idea

Anyway, he thinks it sounds nice and has a Su

After deciding the name of the troupe, I happily took out the script "Ranish Heroes" created overnight (produced by - Dead Dead Dead Dead Group; Type - Moving Work; Director - Lei Supu) and asked everyone to give their opinions

The story is very good, but in the end the plot of Lanlan's female hero fighting against the great devil Taxis... It seems that she has not finished writing it? The old witch said

Xinran yawned and said lazily: I haven't closed my eyes for two days. I'm so tired. The rest of the story will be improvised by the actors.

There are seven protagonists in the script of the young master, but I counted it and only six, and what should I do if I lacked a ranger? The giant giant asked in confusion

Xinran smiled: Indeed, we only have six protagonists at present, but I think the "Seven Warriors" sounds more majestic and easy to say. As for the one missing... I'll choose one of you villains to abandon the darkness and turn it to the light.

After reading the script carefully, the prince raised his hand and said: I, I have an objection, this script... seems to be suspected of copying, copying and plagiarizing Ah...

Xinran slapped the table and said angrily: You know what a fool! This is not plagiarism, this is called a remake!

Oh oh ~ It turns out it's a fucking, flip, flip, flip, flip, flip!

Prince Hee suddenly realized

Xinran slept in the village, ate some food randomly, and told the actors to hurry up and recite the lines, return to the mobile ward to find Lanlan, and asked her if she wanted to go on the road alone and take a tour of the Rangers.

Lanlan thought about it seriously and shook her head and said: I don’t want to, I can’t bear to leave you

Xinran smiled and said: It’s not that you are separated forever, it’s just a short period of time. Do you have the courage to try?

Lanlan bit her fingertips and thought for a long time, but still shook her head: I don't want to, I'm timid.

Uh...Don't Ben dream of becoming a Ranger?

I just thought about it, and I didn't have the courage to realize my dream...

I believe that slap can definitely do it, why not give it a try?

I happily encourage the red tongue to inspire Lanlan. Think about it. On a trip alone, there is an unpredictable adventure in front of you. You will meet like-minded friends, help those in need, and you will also meet the evil devil. They are the enemies of the house!

Ha! Sounds good~

Have you decided to do it? Happy to be overjoyed

No! Lanlan shook her head again and refused, holding up her weak wrist and said shyly, "I am weak and can't beat the devil."

It's okay! I can teach martial arts

I'm so stupid, I can't learn martial arts.

Lanlan patted her knees with a bitter face, and I couldn't stand up~

I happily lowered my head and thought hard, and accidentally saw the nightingale, and immediately turned my worries into joy. Lanlan, do you like mechanical armor?

If Lanlan could drive mechanical armor, walk, and fight, it would be no problem

I like it! The little girl said happily, I like you the most, and the second thing I like mechanical armor!

Well, I will teach you how to drive mechanical armor, and I said happily that it is enough to travel around the sky and the green fields than to use a nightingale!

Without saying a word, she hugged Lan Lan into the cabin and told her the basic operation

The operation of the nightingale is much simpler than that of the Red Lotus, and it is easy for a girl to learn.

Teach happily and patiently, Lanlan learns carefully, from the morning to the evening, and doesn't have to eat, Lanlan can finally start the nightingale independently

Although it is not yet a good operation, I believe that Lanlan will definitely become an excellent pilot in time.

After resting for a night, the next morning, she happily sent Lanlan to the cabin, and then stuffed it in plenty of food, clear water, and various candy snacks and comic books that the girl liked, all of which were placed in her reach enemy.

After quitting the hatch happily, he held up Lanlan's red and fragrant little face and kissed her, and said with a smile: My little ranger, I wish you good luck

Lanlan also raised her head and kissed her happily for a moment, and asked reluctantly: Little boy, where should I find you?

Xinran pointed to the north and told Lanlan with a smile: Three hundred miles north, there is a "Xiliu Town" rich in sweet corn. I will be there while gnawing corn and waiting to listen to the legend of Ranger Lanlan.

After saying that, he waved goodbye, stepped on the horse and galloped away, and the King of Sha also chased after him.

When Xinran walked away, the water mirror climbed up the mechanical armor and told Lanlan with a meaningful meaning through the transparent window: Lanlan, thank you for your unintentional words that gave me the opportunity to get along with Xinran alone. I hope you will still be so naive and cute next time you meet.

Lan Lan stared at the water mirror's back as she walked away, smiled and looked excited

Let’s talk about the fact that he broke up with Lanlan happily, with water mirror, Yulia and Sha Wang rushed to Yangliu Village first, took out the prepared props to put on makeup for everyone

Xinran's equipment is a golden wig, a small blue circle glasses, and a harp from the village entrance prop store.

Wearing a wig, glasses, two beards on his lips, holding a harp to see himself in the mirror, like a romantic and elegant minstrel uncle

Xinran was very satisfied with his new look and turned around to instruct the girls: From now on, my name is Leidi Oss Supp, just call me Mr. Supp

Yulia asked Xinran with a smile: Mr. Su Pu, what role do I play?

Glued a horn on Yulia's head and laughed: Bi plays a unicorn hero who travels around the world to punish evil and promote good. His name in the play is Julie

As she said that, she put on sexy underwear, mesh stockings, black cloak, and bat mask, looking like a scattered stew of a certain bat, a spider and a catwoman

Yulia lacks confidence in her new face and asks in confusion: Can she hide this from Lanlan? I have never heard of any one-horned hero...

Since there is Batman, Rebirth, and Spider-Man, why can't there be a one-horned man? Remember my words, as many species as there are in the world, there are many superheroes. I said with confidence

I am Juliet, who plays Romeo?

We are not making romance movies, what do we want Romio to do?

But as a superhero, as usual, I must have a handsome and smart male servant!

Then find a goblin to make a guest appearance

...Then I would rather not!

Yulia put on a burst bow decorated with pheasant feathers in disappointment, hid in a corner of the dressing room and recited lines

Seeing Xinran and Yulia dressed very fancyly, Sha Wang also ran over excitedly and asked: Husband, yes, no, it's Mr. Su Pu, that, what am I acting?

Hilariously pointed to the script and said with a smile: Look at the foreign monk, the characters tailor-made for you

The King of Sha asked happily: Are you a good person?

Of course it's a positive person. I caressed the palm of the female troll and said intimately, how could I bear to let the little guy play the bad guy?

My husband is so good~ Uh, I was wrong again. It was Mr. Su Pu, would you please put on my makeup?

No problem, please sit down, otherwise I won't reach your face

OK, hehe, I must dress me up beautifully and cutely

no problem!

Peel a few oranges happily, throw away the flesh without using it, put the orange peel into a mixer and squeeze it into a paste, then dilute it with water to obtain a bowl of light yellow pigment

Xinran used this pigment to dye Sha Wang's hands, feet, face and other skin exposed to the outside of the clothes, all the skins that were exposed to the outside of the clothes were light yellow.

When Sha Wang looked in the mirror, he couldn't recognize himself.

Mr. Su Pu, well, do people with yellow skin really exist in the world?

Most of them are that there are more than one billion yellow people in the country of silk!

Oh... Then I'll be relieved

Xinran used ink to point a few dots on Shawang's bald head, which was counted as a ring scar. A big character was symmetrically drawn on the back of the chest. It is said that this is a symbol of exotic religion.

Finally, Xinran glued Sha Wang a beard and immediately changed his mind. Even Xinran himself couldn't recognize him.

Xiao Guai Guai, from now on, your name is Shaolin, a monk from a foreign country

King Sha asked nervously: I am...is this appropriate to act as a monk Ah?

Xinran turned her head and looked at it for a while, and smiled and said: Very suitable, although I have never seen such a handsome monk.

The King of Sha was praised by his lover, so happy that he couldn't stop talking, and went on to rehearse the show with satisfaction

Juno, it's your turn to put on makeup~ The Red Witch rushed over with a whoosh, stood in front of Xinran in an attentive manner, and asked happily: Can I play the cute flower girl?

Don't talk nonsense, we don't need any flower girl in this drama

What about the little match girl selling? The poor girl walked barefoot in the snow just to sell a box of matches to support her family...

Juno looked at himself and was filled with tears

Xinran rolled up the script and knocked her on the head, and said angrily: The show has not started yet, it’s too early for you to get into the show now!

Juno rubbed his head and asked in disappointment: What are you planning to let me play?

Xinran smiled: Just use your transformation stunts to play a cold-blooded rogue from metal space. The so-called metal space is a different world made up by me. The creatures living there are the same metals with life. They are cold by nature, like killing, and are taciturn. In short, they are a cool character!

Slow down, slow down!

Juno interrupted Xinran's words, "You asked me to play a ronin... Wouldn't it be a flower inserted in cow dung? How can a little cutie as gentle, kind, beautiful and generous as me play a ronin? It's just a waste of talent!

Xinran said angrily: I am the director! If I ask you to play ronin, you have to play ronin. If you are disobedient, you will be sent to be a stunt actor to suffer and be beaten. The name cannot even touch the actor list!

Juno surrendered under Director Su's tyranny, pouted and said: Just act, but I don't look like a cold-blooded ronin like this.

Xinran smiled and said: I drew a picture, and you will transform it according to the picture and become a cold-blooded ronin.

As he said that, he drew a sketch on the paper

When he was young, he specialized in learning painting from a famous teacher. Although he later entered the evil path and changed to painting the sequel, his sketching skills were still quite good.

A hideous human-shaped monster soon appeared on the paper

Give it, just follow this picture to transform it, remember that your name is ‘Blade Guest’!

Juno reluctantly deformed according to his happy design, and countless sharp blades were spent around his body, like a big hedgehog standing up.

The long hair is combed into a neat ponytail, and the face is covered with a steel mask, only a pair of charming eyes are revealed. Even this little bit of remaining charm has been wiped out happily and ruthlessly, forcing her to look at people according to the eyes of cold-blooded animals.

For this reason, Juno specially went to the woods to catch a viper, held it in his hand and looked at it, learning the eyes of the poisonous snake.

After finishing all this, I happily sat down and took a breath

Seeing that there was no one else in the dressing room, Shui Jing twisted her waist and walked over, sat pretty on her husband's knees, and said coquettishly: Bad guy, what scene did you arrange for me?

He happily raised the chin of the introverted Xiaolongnu and smiled: Of course, it is the most important character!

Water Mirror's eyes shine: Is it the heroine?

Xinran shook her head and said: The protagonist of this drama is Lanlan

Shui Jing was disappointed and immediately smiled and said: Then, can I play the wife of the minstrel Su Pu?

Said in a dilemma: Shuijing Wife, I told you that the minstrels are probably bachelors, only lovers and no wives. Even if there is one, if they are not divorced, they would be separated from each other.

Shui Jing complained: I don’t want to be your lover in the play. Can I give me a unique status?

Kissing her face happily, she said in a pampering manner: My wife spoke, how dare the villain refuse to obey? Don't worry, the role I arranged was even more important than the heroine

Shui Jing turned anger into joy and said happily: Then I will start putting on makeup now. You don’t have to do it. I will transform into magic. As long as you think of the shape I can make perfect.

Xinran smiled and said: I know my little dragon girl will transform, but this can only solve half of the problem. In this scene, you are playing two characters alone!

Shui Jing was overjoyed and asked happily: Tell me quickly, which two characters are they?

Happy: The first one is the positive character, Yiluli, the elf swordsman of one of the seven warriors

Shui Jing laughed and said: This is my true nature.

She usually appears as an elf girl, so she says that

Xinran explained: Yiluli's look is slightly different. Her hair is black and her eyes are also black. Her figure is taller and thinner than you are now. She is more skinny and her facial contour is darker.

As he said, he drew a sketch on the paper

Water Mirror transformed into a picture, changed into a leather hunting suit, and replaced the weapon with double swords. Finally, he applied some balm on his face, making his skin look pale without sunlight for a long time

Xinran was very satisfied with Shui Jing's new look, hugged the newly-looked pretty girl and smiled: One wife becomes two, and now it's a big profit!

Shui Jing twisted his nose and said coquettishly: You are not allowed to fantasize about my role in the play!

Begging for mercy happily: Stop, my wife... It hurts so much, it's all you

That won't work either!

Shui Jing held the lover's face in a delicate and affectionate manner, saying word by word, I don't allow other women to take away my position in your heart, even if it is Yiluli, played by me.

Holding Shui Jing's hand happily, he said emotionally: Your worries are unnecessary, because Shui Jing's wife's position in my heart is irreplaceable

Shui Jing smiled sweetly and moaned in his arms: You're good, I'll reward you well when this scene is over.

After saying that, he whispered in Xinran's ears

I was immediately distracted, wishing I could only fulfill my promise now, Wushan Clouds and Rain

After all, work is the most important thing. I happily reluctantly cheer up my spirits in my lust, and held Shui Jing's hand and said: Send me to the cliff dragon cave, where you want to play another role

Shui Jing followed Xinran out of the village, turned into a giant dragon, and flew to the dragon cave with his lover on his back.

Sitting happily on the silver dragon's broad back, hugging the smooth dragon neck covered with scales, I felt the sound of wind in my ears, and the blue sky and white clouds were close in front of me, as if I was within reach, and I was excited to exclaim.

As soon as you open your mouth, you realize that the air is thin at high altitude and it is very difficult to breathe

Within twenty minutes, the water mirror flew. He walked all day yesterday and landed in the empty cliff dragon cave.

He happily jumped off the dragon's back, raised his arms like an airport navigator and shouted at the huge silver dragon: Wife, come here!

The silver dragon clamped up his wings and walked over, and said at the same time: I'd better turn into a human form first.

The sound was like a bell, shaking the cave walls buzzing, and many gravels fell

Xinran shook her head and said: No need to transform! We also need to put on makeup!

Silver Dragon asked in surprise: Did you let me appear in the shape of a dragon?

Happily smiled: Another identity of Bi is the great devil Taxis, Wanse Return to Konglong, her identity in the play is the number one villain!

Yinlong said angrily: I don’t want to play a bad guy!

Xinran put his hands together and begged: Wife Shui Jing, except for you, we have no more grand actors who can play the Great Devil. You can do it and feel wronged.

Silver Dragon sighed helplessly: Now, I can only drive the duck to put it on the shelves

He turned his worries into joy, jumped up and kissed Yinlong's abdomen, and said happily: I knew that Shuijing's wife was the best!

The silver dragon giggled with itchyness, lowered the dragon wings and caressed her husband's hair and said: Oh, you little villain, always make people mess around.

I happily found five wooden barrels filled with different pigments and brushed the silver dragon from beginning to end. It looked colorful and very ferocious.

The silver dragon stood in the wind, waiting for the sticky pigment to dry, and said to Xinran with concern: The so-called "Wan Colored Returning Dragon" should be a dragon body with the head of the five-colored dragon. I can only be considered a rainbow dragon like this.

Xinran smiled and said: Don’t worry about so many things, just ask for a fool to Lanlan!

Set up the camera, pick up a rusty broken sword and rushed towards the silver dragon, and shouted: The evil devil, eat my sword

The silver dragon jumped gently, dodged away the happy attack, and shouted angrily: Silly boy, what nerves are you?

Xinran had to stop and explain: I will make the movie prelude. Before the story begins, I will use the camera to switch to a hundred years ago. The final battle between the great hero Lei Supu and the devil Taxis. The plot arranges Supu to kill you, the devil with one sword... Damn! You have read the script a long time ago, can you cooperate with it?

Shui Jing suddenly realized and covered her mouth and said with a shy smile: I have read the script as a novel, and I have completely forgotten that there is such a play.

Humph... I wasted a lot of rubber, I must succeed this time!

After saying that, he jumped up again with his sword

Shui Jing roared her wings and went up to meet her, but she deliberately showed the empty door between her eyebrows and was stabbed by Xinran.

Then he screamed exaggeratedly, landed on his back, and used magic magic to create a false image of the bloody mark.

A resentful curse was sent out: AhAhAhAh~~Hateful human, you destroyed my body, but could not kill my soul. A hundred years later, the great devil Taxis will reign on the world again. By then, your body loses its power due to aging and will never defeat me again! Oh, hehehehe~~Let's go and see, I will come back again

Holding the sword in both hands, standing in front of the cliff, looking up at the sky and swore solemnly: Taxis, no matter how many times he resurrected, he will never escape the fate of destruction. If I really can't fight in a hundred years, then there will be a ranger who is greater than me to perform the judgment on my behalf and completely eliminate this evil devil!

After reading the lines, I happily turned around and took the camera to re-photograph the blue sky and white clouds, and the deep cliff where the devil was buried.

It may be used when editing

While working hard, Shui Jing flew up from the cliff and asked: Husband, how are I acting?

Give a thumbs up and smiled: Very wonderful

Water mirror landed and turned into a beautiful girl. She smiled and walked over to hug Xinran's waist, her face resting on his back, and asked softly: What are we going to do next?

Rejoice in lifting the camera and said with great enthusiasm: According to the appearance position planned in the script, everyone will take their place

Shui Jing sighed reluctantly and said: I'll go to the forest, you go back to Yangliu Village. You finally have the opportunity to get along alone. You will have to separate so quickly...

Happily smiled and comforted: What's the matter? Anyway, we will have a long life in the future.

Shui Jing turned worries into joy, and said sweetly: You said so, I can't leave you behind and run away alone in the future

Xinran smiled and said: Even if I drive me away, I can't bear to leave.

Shui Jing's heart is sweet, and she leaves the Dragon Cave with her happy hand in her arms.

Xinran broke up with Shui Jing and returned to Yangliu Village

The villagers lit the dry firewood arranged around the stage, creating a fire

Happy to prepare the camera, everyone takes their place, waiting for the first scene to start shooting

The first to appear were goblin robbers led by Prince Hee, that is, the little soldier A, B, C, D, who played the villain. He carried the food (props) he snatched from the village and returned in triumph (actually walking around near the entrance of the village). In order to set off the atmosphere, the goblins sang loudly under the pleasure of command: We are goblins, great goblins, come without a shadow, go without a trace, we are brave, we are kind, and everyone has a heart like gold.

Before he finished speaking, heavy footsteps came from the entrance of the village, and a milky white steel giant stepped into the small village in the war.

The heroine who was kept in the dark appeared on time