Let’s talk about Lanlan riding a nightingale to Yangliu Village. She thought this was Xiliu Town, which she happily agreed to meet with. She ran happily to see the fire inside and outside the village. The villagers were full of anger, and the women hugged the children and cried sadly.
However, all this happened in helplessness. For the bandits who arson and robbed, everyone dared not speak out.
Lanlan thought she was a very powerful enemy, but when she turned around, she saw a group of goblins dancing in claws.
I couldn't help but be overjoyed: Ha! It turned out to be a goblin, such a weak opponent, even I can win easily!
So he urged the nightingale to come forward and blocked the goblins and the villagers
He shouted: Who dares to act here!
Prince Hehe urged the wolf to come forward and said angrily: Who are you? How dare you ruin my good things?
My name is Lanlan, and I am a...a ranger!
Lanlan muster up the courage to sign up for her name
The villagers had rehearsed many times. When they saw the protagonist appear, they surrounded each other and knelt down, and cheered like a chorus with the village chief as the head: Ah, the heroine from afar, your glorious achievements have spread throughout the earth, and your great reputation has spread all over the world.
Wow~ Am I really that awesome? So happy~ Lanlan is just patronizing Sale, and doesn't think about hiding in the mechanical armor. How could such a bad extra recognize her as a female hero?
Xinran in the crowd also pointed the camera at the Nightingale, and gave a big close-up
Prince Hehe has been paying attention to the camera. Seeing this, he was very envious. He stole the front of the Nightingale, put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly: Oh hehehe~ You are so useless, Tongtong will give me a servant
Before he finished speaking, a huge syringe burst into the air.
Oh my god!
Prince Hehe was so scared that he shrank his head and rubbed his face, and then a ball of white mist was sprayed out.
Hey... OK, it smells so strange... Damn, it's... anesthetic...
Prince Hee's eyes were heavy, and he fell from the back of the wolf shakingly, ending the brief performance
The other goblins saw that the boss was knocked down, and they didn't care about singing, waving their nails and rushed forward.
Kill Ah
Avenge the boss
Lanlan pulls the driver's pole to make the nightingale retreat
The goblins thought she was scared and rushed to catch up with her.
The clever little ranger took the opportunity to open the scope, lock the goblin group, and press the launch button: Make it all mummy for me!
A white light spurted out from the nightingale's chest, which accurately landed in the center of the goblin, and then exploded, turning into countless balls of glue, sticking these little monsters together.
The tape cannon hardens when it is windy and is firmly fixed on the body
The goblins cannot break free, and they all act in strange and ridiculous postures, like shoddy group sculptures
The remaining goblins were so scared that they were entrusted with Prince Hee and his companions who had turned into mummies fled in panic
The villagers cheered and danced and sang around the nightingale
They wanted to show the atmosphere of celebration, but the little girl herself was very worried
He shouted: Don’t be happy, please put out the fire quickly!
Be the first to drive the nightingale toward the well, throw a pipe in, borrow the engine of the fuselage as a water pump, pump water to extinguish the fire
The fire was quickly extinguished
Lanlan opened the cabin and met the villagers in a wheelchair
Passionate extras send flowers and hug Lanlan one by one
Xinran was afraid that Lanlan was injured, so she rushed out of the crowd first, plucked the strings a few times, and said aloud: Don't quarrel and listen to my singing!
Lalala The heroine from afar, you suffer so much and achieve brilliant achievements
Singing a self-written song with your eyes closed
After singing the sermon, I thought it would win warm applause. This is how the script is arranged
But I didn't hear the applause, but the vomiting sounds came one after another
Looking at the villagers who covered their ears with a look of pain, he asked: Don’t you like this song?
The villagers said in unison: You sang too badly!
Xinran was hit
He had no hobby of singing before, but he had a good voice and thought he would never be too bad at singing.
Hum! You rude villagers can't appreciate the wonderful singing voice of my minstrel Lei Supu,
He turned to Lanlan happily and said with a flattering smile, "Little sister, how do you think I sing like Ah?"
Lan Lan said nothing for a while, then moaned: Oh my god... Old gentleman, your singing voice is really
Wonderful and beautiful? Asking happily
Fivetones are incomplete
Lan Lan coldly sentenced to death by Xingran's musical talent
...No?
100% Lanlan sincerely said
His happy face suddenly collapsed and he said in frustration: But I am a minstrel, how could I not be fully tuned?
Lanlan also wondered: You speak very well when you speak, but why do you become sobbing when singing? I don’t know.
He said angrily: It must be something wrong with your ears. I, Supu, are the greatest minstrel in the world. My singing can move plants and wild animals!
Lanlan covered her mouth and said with a smile: How could a bad singer like you think of being a minstrel? I can't imagine that it is very likely that the plants will wither and the birds and beasts will die.
Gripping my teeth, I don't believe it! I don't believe it! It must be because the song just now is too elegant and your ordinary ears cannot appreciate it. So I'll sing a popular song now
After saying that, he plucked the strings and shouted hysterically: Lalalalala, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, what do you want to do? Don’t hurt me!
The villagers who could not bear the torture of noise rushed up, snatched his harp, and stuffed a large ball of cotton into the mouth of the greatest minstrel in the world
Just as the villagers besieged a minstrel, Lanlan wrinkled her nose and smelled the fragrance of food.
The little greedy cat climbed out of the hatch and looked up, and found that every household was barbecue, fried eggs, and cooked rice
She climbed down the window to the kitchen stove of a family, swallowed and asked: Grandma, what are you doing?
The old lady cooking smiled and said: I'm preparing char siu rice
Lanlan said pitifully: The rice is ready, can you give me a bite?
The old woman shook her head and said: No, this is the rice box prepared for the actors
Actor? What actor? Lanlan asked in surprise
At this time, due to public anger, he came to find Lanlan happily, and saw something wrong, and quickly took her away and explained: Actor is a local slang, which means sacrifice.
Oh... It turns out that barbecue rice is an offering to sacrifice to gods. Lanlan said aggrievedly, even if it is an offering, it doesn’t matter if it is a offering, it doesn’t matter if it is a little. Ah, I am so young and I can’t eat much...
Xinran touched the little girl's head with distress and said: Don't be angry, wait for a moment, the barbecue rice will arrive soon
After saying that, he walked into the kitchen and stuffed the old lady a silver coin
The stingy and greedy old woman's eyes shone and smiled flatteringly: Oh, Director Su, why are you so embarrassed...
As he said that, he polished the silver coins and stuffed them into his arms
Without waiting for the order, I filled a bowl of rice, plus double barbecue, fried eggs
Take the lunch box back to the Nightingale cabin with pleasure
Lanlan cheered and clapped her hands and said with a smile: Mr. Su Pu is so awesome!
Eat while it's hot
Oh ~ Then I'll start!
Haha~ Well~ Well~ It smells so good, why don’t Mr. Su Pu eat it?
Lanlan held the spoon in her hand and looked at him embarrassedly
Xinran shook her head and smiled, and said softly: I'm not hungry. Seeing that the summer meal is so delicious, the uncle is already very happy.
Lanlan carefully looked at Xinran and said to herself: It's so strange, your expression and tone look very similar to my little boy. Could it be that you are his father?
Xinran was slightly shocked and said with a smile: The heroine is really good at joking. I haven’t married yet, so how can I have children
Lan Lan said oh and asked: Mr. Su Pu is a minstrel. I think he must have a wide range of experiences?
Xinran smiled and said: I can say responsibly that there is nothing in the world that I don’t know!
Lanlan continued to ask: Then do you know where Xiliu Town is? I want to meet a friend.
It's easy to pretend to be thinking hard, and the genius said: In Zhongzhou, Xiliu Town is a very common place name. I don't know which one you are going to. For example, when you walk north from this village, there is a Xiliu Town full of sweet corn.
Lanlan clapped her hands and smiled: That's right, it's Xiliu Town of sweet corn! Mr. Su Pu, is that far away?
Xinran shook her head and said: It's not very far, it's just a hundred miles away, but...
But what? Lanlan asked curiously
If you want to go to Xiliu Town, you must travel through many dangers and be as clear as yours. From this village, you have to travel through the black woods, mechanical forests, crying canyons, plague cemeteries, nightmare corridors and cliff dragon caves, and finally arrive at Xiliu Town. It is a disaster-like journey.
Lanlan was creepy and asked embarrassedly: So can we take a detour?
Xinran said: Look at the surrounding mountains, where is there a way to go? Once you break into the jungle and lose your direction, it is not just a dangerous problem.
Lan Lan was very depressed and murmured: The little boy is so willful, why do you have to meet in such a town?
Looking at her sad look, her heart was trembling and she couldn't help but say: If the little girl must go, I can walk with you together
Lanlan asked in surprise: Since it is so dangerous, why do you still have to go?
Xinran smiled: On the one hand, I am not at ease to take personal risks, and on the other hand, I have a job to complete. The sleeping devil Taxis, who has been sleeping for a hundred years, is said to have recently shown signs of resurrection, so I must seal her again
Lan Lan was shocked and asked in disbelief: Demon King? Seal? If this is true, you must be an amazing brave man?
Smile happily and proudly, pluck the strings and sing the song
Lan Lan hurriedly covered her ears and screamed: Just say it, don’t sing!
Xinran was embarrassed and said self-mockery: Alas, the hero is old and no one appreciates the song that made the plants and trees cry in the past. It's really sad~ Little girl, tell me the truth. My name is Thunderus Supu. A hundred years ago, I was also a young ranger with a strong spirit. At that time, people called me "Dragon Slayer Supu". The great devil Taxis was sealed by me.
Lanlan's eyes shone with her eyes lit up and said half-believingly: Are you really that powerful? But... your appearance doesn't look very powerful, and your singing is so obscene...
...Hey, don't judge people by their appearance, okay?
Xinran hid her left hand behind and made a gesture
The villagers who had already hidden in the dark immediately rushed forward and knelt in front of Xinran and cheered with tears: Su Pu, the dragon slayer, we can find you!
Lan Lan was startled by this group of crazy guys and asked confusedly: Are you the ones who tied Mr. Su Pu up and stuffed cotton into your mouth? Why did you regard him as a hero again in the next year?
The village chief smiled and said: What the heroine taught me is that we are blind and failed to recognize Lord Su Pu in time. We deserve to die for ten thousand times and die for ten thousand times!
I waved my hand happily and said with a smile: Dear fellow villagers, get up, now I am no longer the dragon-slaying hero of the past, but just a lonely and annoying old homeless man
The village chief took the lead and cried: Lord Su Pu, I heard your deeds from my grandfather. I know that you are a great hero with a sense of justice and compassion. The respect for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, and the Yellow River is flooding. Now the Cao People are in trouble. Lord Su Pu must not save you when you die.
Xinran pretended to be surprised: The goblin robber has been driven away by Miss Lanlan. Do you have any other trouble?
The village chief sighed: The goblin is just a small quatrain of His Majesty Taxis. There are many elite soldiers and generals under the devil's command, which is not something that the goblin can match.
Xinran smiled and said: I know Taxis better than you. She is arrogant and arrogant and will not fall to the point of hiring goblins to act as a lackey. I believe that she has not fully recovered her magic yet, and she has to use external forces to break the seal... Has there been a strange thing in your village that a child has disappeared without reason recently?
The village chief nodded in a hurry: Not bad, I did lose three children!
Sighingly, he sighed: That's right. Taxis acted against the will of heaven and tried to break through the seal with the evil technique of swallowing boys and girls.
Lanlan was startled and asked: Mr. Supu, how many children do the great devil have to eat?
Three fingers happily
Lan Lan breathed a sigh of relief and whispered: Fortunately, there are only three, otherwise I will be in danger.
This funny little girl also put herself on the virgin list
Hearing the words, he said unhappily: As a ranger, how could Miss Lanlan gloat?
Lanlan said shyly: I, I am not gloating, I am just a little timid...
Then, please accompany me to save the abducted children!
Alas...this, me, I...
Lanlan thought bitterly for a long time, and finally said with a tough look: OK, I'll go with you!
Xinran smiled: If you are afraid, it is better not to go
Lan Lan insisted resolutely: Although I am very brave, I definitely don’t want you to underestimate me. I swear to save the children and be a dignified ranger for you to show you!
Happy and happy smiled: Good! Lanlan, I really can't tell that you are so brave
Lanlan said ashamedly: No... Actually, I don't want to disappoint that man who is full of expectations for me
Is it me?
Bah! Bah! Bad uncle, it’s not you! It’s my little boy~ Haha~ The little boy in the quilt must be a very cute baby
Ah, you're completely wrong. He's not a real little boy. Forget it, I won't tell you!
Lanlan raised her face and asked the village chief: Daddy, can you bring the parents of the missing child to me and say a few words?
Several villagers rushed up and cried in unison: Female hero, we are the fathers of the children.
Lanlan asked the man in the left head: What is your child’s name?
Hu Buwei! The man said without hesitation
Xinran winked at him and whispered: Brother, tell me the stage name!
Oh oh ~ Sorry, the heroine, I made a mistake, the man smiled and changed his words, "My name is Hu Buwei, my son's name is Hu Bubao, and his nickname is Dabao."
My son's name is Erbao
My daughter is Xiaobao
The other two fathers said in turn
Wow, so many treasures~ Lanlan scratched her head and asked, "Do you have any clues about the whereabouts of Dabao Erbao and Xiaobao?"
Dabao's father cried: Going back to the heroine, the children were captured by the devil mother and son in the black woods!
Lanlan asked curiously: What is the devil mother and son?
Happy to answer for them: The old witch Jia Manyu and her son, the giant giant Jia Baoyu, this pair of evil demons were Taxis's dogs a long time ago
Lan Lan waved her fist and said with great enthusiasm: OK, let’s go to the Black Trees to save the “Three Treasures”!
He waved his hand happily: The old witch is proficient in witchcraft, and the giant giant has great power. It is probably difficult for us to win alone.
Lanlan asked puzzledly: Why are you afraid of her minions when you defeated Taxis?
Xinran smiled bitterly: That happened a hundred years ago. Now I have lost my strength and can't fight at all, but it doesn't matter. I can still sing and cheer for you.
Residence!
Lan Lan was afraid of death and was happy to sing. She said listlessly, since there is no chance of winning, why should we go to die?
With a smile, she took out the ghost painting talisman sold to him by the old witch and said: Lanlan, hold this talisman
What's the use?
Putting the talisman on Taxis can seal her. He happily explained that the talisman must be used by a boy or a girl, so the important task of sealing the Great Demon King has to be taken on by Tian.
Oh...I'm so unlucky. Lanlan put away the divine talisman, but she still lacks confidence. With this divine talisman, we still can't defeat the demon king's subordinate Ah
Happily smiled: So we need more partners, as the prophecy says, to assemble the power of the seven warriors to defeat Taxis
Lanlan said with her fingers: I will add you, there are only two people in total, and there are still five warriors missing?
He said happily and confidently: The Wheel of Destiny has begun to operate, and the rest of the warriors will appear on the journey
Lanlan asked in surprise: Is this what is said in the prophecy?
Xinran took out the script and said with a smile: That's right, it's this prophecy book. Do you want to read it?
Lan Lan waved her hand and said: Forget it, I hate ancient books
Suddenly I remembered something, Uncle Su Pu, what method can we use to persuade other warriors to join? They may not be the righteous ranger
Nodded happily: Bi's idea makes sense. Even if you eliminate harm to the people, you must provide rewards to be reasonable.
He turned around and said to the villagers: Are you willing to provide compensation?
The villagers looked at each other, and finally the village chief came out and said: Lord Su Pu, Lanlan Hero, we are all poor country bumpkins and have no money to hire warriors.
Xinran said calmly: It doesn’t matter if you don’t have money, what do you have?
Only a little food
OK, prepare more rice balls to hire warriors
Everyone was puzzled and asked in unison: Will the warriors accept the rice balls as reward?
Happy smile: The great warrior will not bow down for the money of the powerful, but will be happy to be moved by the rice balls of poor people. This is called sympathy
Well said!
A stranger's voice came from outside the crowd
Lan Lan looked in the sound and saw a strange man in strange clothes walking towards her.
She looked like a centaur girl, but with a white horn on her head
Everyone looked at the mysterious foreigner curiously and made a surprised expression
In fact, except for Lanlan, everyone knows that she is Juliet, a unicorn hero disguised by Yulia, just pretending to be fussy.
The woman from the countryside walked up to Lanlan and saluted elegantly: Mr. Su Pu, Miss Lanlan, hello, I have learned from the villagers' discussions that you are about to start. Do I have the honor to walk with the two rangers?
Lanlan clapped and smiled: Good Ah, good Ah, one more person, and the rent looks amazing. By the way, what's your name and where did you come from?
The girl politely replied: My name is Juliet, an adventurer from Amazon, known as the "Onehorn Man"
In this way, the bard Supp, the one-horned man Juliet, and Lanlan, who traveled with the nightingale, embarked on an adventure together.
Their first stop was the black forest outside the village
Lan Lan drove the mechanical armor in front of the road, the unicorn man held the longbow and broke the back, while Mr. Su Pu walked in with his luggage filled with dry food provided by the villagers.
As soon as he entered the woods, he suddenly heard Lanlan screaming: Oh, the monster has appeared!
Xinran and Yulia hurriedly rushed forward and saw the nightingale bent her knees and half-kneeled. Lanlan carefully looked at a strange man lying on the grass through the window.
This man is extremely tall and majestic, not inferior to mechanical armor. He is wearing a monk's robe and has a pale yellow skin. He turns out to be an exotic monk.
Seeing this man's appearance, Lan Lan thought he was a demon gang member. She rashly activated the mechanical armor and walked over, then punched her fist.
Go and die the big monster!
The iron fist hits the chest of a sleeping foreign monk
Lan Lan suddenly found that the other person's breasts were towering, and it turned out to be a woman.
The monk was hit hard by an iron fist but was injured accidentally. He sneezes and sat up slowly. With a light push, he overturned the heavy mechanical armor to the ground.
Oh my mom!
Lanlan struggled to climb out of the cabin, her face turned pale
Amitabha……
The monk clasped his hands together and asked Lanlan blankly, "Miss, suddenly hit me, why?"
Lanlan asked frightenedly: Are you not the devil's subordinate?
Demon King...I don't know what you said,
The King of Sha is already clumsy and clumsy, and he plays a foreigner to complement each other, showing language barriers just right, Shaolin... My name, Youfang Martial Monk
Only then did Lanlan realize that she had hit the wrong person and smiled embarrassedly: Sorry, I thought you were a gangster of the devil Taxis.
The female monk said seriously: Taxis, demon, our common enemy!
Xinran took the opportunity to come forward and persuaded: Since everyone has a common goal, how about going hand in hand?
The female monk nodded happily, grabbed the giant golden rod and supported her body, then fell to the grass again, patted her gurgling stomach and smiled: I'm hungry... I can't walk
Relaxedly remove the dry food bag and take out the hot rice dumplings for her to enjoy
Lanlan watched the monk eat a savage ball, and said to Xinran with conscientious conviction: Mr. Su Pu, you really have a clever idea that we just recruited a warrior with rice?
Xinran smiled in her heart: My little cutie, uncle's magic trick has just begun
However, after all, Xinran also has unexpected things, such as his own bad singing voice and the terrifying amount of food for the King of Sha.
In a blink of an eye, she swallowed more than forty rice dumplings!
If Xinran hadn't felt sorry for the props and took the dry food bags in time, she would have eaten another forty
After his stomach was full, Sha Wang lay on the riverside and drank gas water. Then he wiped his mouth with satisfaction and said with a smile: Let's go!
Are you a monk? Lanlan asked curiously
Uh-huh!
I've never heard of the female monk Ah
Who says women can’t be monks?
Happily to smooth things over
But... are all monks in Zhongzhou men
Lanlan still can't convince
At this time, the King of Sha said without a chance: Come from a very far place, I... the Kingdom of Silk
Oh~ It turns out that I came from the Kingdom of Silk, no wonder
With a happy smile, I told Lanlan that women in the country of Silk can also become monks, so it is not uncommon to have female monks.
So that's it. Lan Lan relievedly stretched out her hand to Shaolin, the monk pretending to be a Sha King, and welcomed you to join our team.
On the way, Lanlan and a woman who claimed to be a foreign country in Shaolin were leading the way side by side
Soon, I saw a red roof at the end of the willow forest, which was the Red Moon of the old witch mother and son.
Dear women, let's take a break here for now, wait for me to come and find out the news
I volunteered to approach the mill, but saw a bullhead giant standing under the windmill with a long-handled double-edged axe
He happily placed the camera and waved to him: Baoyu, why are you stunned there?
The giant bullhead turned his head and saw Xinran, and hurriedly came forward and said: Master, I am brewing feelings and preparing to get into the show!
Xinran looked up and down at the bullhead giant and found that he was wearing a costume play robe with two long pheasant hairs on his head.
I asked inexplicably: What do you want to do when you dress up like this?
The bullhead giant said excitedly: This is my costume. What does the young master think? Is it cool enough?
After saying that, he appeared with his head held high, and put on a self-presentative look, and chanted with an axe: Who can catch up with the dream first? I know in my life that the director of the Caotang Chunshuizu, is my acting skills good?
...Who are you acting?
Zhuge Liang!
Zhuge Liang is not in the script!
Then will I perform Sun Dashengxing?
There is no Sun Dasheng! Just play your Bull Demon King
But my clothes...
I want to ask you, who got you this long robe and jacket? She looks like a treacherous minister...
My mother made the clothes overnight. She said it was rare to perform on stage and she had to dress up a little more gorgeously...
Xinran smiled bitterly: Since it was your mother's painstaking efforts... just wear it, but you must remember not to recite poems when you officially appear, otherwise I will not be able to help laughing.
Oh ~ I know, I actually can recite that poem too
Impatiently waved my hand: Stop talking nonsense, be ready to start
After saying that, he turned around and ran out of Liulin, exclaiming: No, help!
The bullhead giant chased me out with an axe and roared: Damn human, how dare you trespass on my territory, leave your head for me!
As he said that, he raised his axe and chopped it to Xinran's back
(Of course it's not really chopping, just pretending). But as soon as he raised his hand, he suddenly felt a strong wind blowing towards him, and then his hands numb, and the giant axe was taken away by someone empty-handed
The bullhead giant looked up and saw that in addition to Xinran, there were three people standing in front of him, one was a centaur girl, the other was a mechanical giant, and the last one was a yellow-skinned bald female giant. She was holding her axe with two fingers and throwing it up and down, as if playing with a child's toy.
The bullhead giant was furious and pointed at the female giant and shouted: Female monster, please return my axe!
The King of Sha said carelessly: The rags... are still considered treasures, and I will give them to you!
As he said that, he waved his hand and threw the axe over
The giant bullhead took it with both hands, staggered back by the powerful momentum, and sat on the grass
Everyone burst into laughter
The giant bullheaded man was so embarrassed that his face turned purple, and he jumped up and shouted angrily: Female monster, I have the affair with me to compete with him to compete who is more powerful!
The King of Sha walked over with a giant stick and said contemptuously: Compare strength, you can't... Let's just compare who has a harder head.
The giant bullhead was stunned and asked: How to compare?
Sha Wang said: You cut me three axes first, and then I will beat you three sticks
The bullhead giant thought to himself that this monster is such a fool!
I cut three axes and was already dead. Where can I fight back?
So he smiled and said: OK, let’s follow the wing!
King Sha dropped his huge stick, put his hands on his hips and said: Get ready...you, come on!
The giant bullheaded man slashed the giant axe on his head, and there was only a muffled sound. The axe brushed across the Shawang's cheek and hit the shoulder blade. Half of the axe's edge penetrated into the bone, but no blood was gushing.
When the bullhead giant withdraws the axe, her wound heals as well.
Damn it...isn't it true?
The giant bullhead rubbed his eyes and looked at the Sha King carefully. There was no wound.
But he was obviously hit by Ah?
I don’t believe in evil!
The giant bull's arm rounded and used all his strength to slash his head.
This time, he used too much force, and the strong wind made the King of Sha raise his face, and the axe fell against the tip of his nose, slashing firmly on his chest.
With a sound of empty words, half of the axe blade completely fell into the chest cavity, and light green blood plasma oozed out from the broken bones.
The bullhead giant proudly withdrew his axe and said with a smile: It's dead now!
But Sha Wang took a deep breath and bounced out of his chest cavity. The wound immediately reorganized, and the broken bones were automatically connected.
The bullhead giant was stunned and murmured: Hell... Hell...
And the last axe... Do you want to admit defeat? Sha Wang Dao
The giant bullhead was aroused by her and roared with moo. He held the giant axe horizontally with both hands, swept across the board with his breasts with his strength.
This time, the axe cut off the neck of Zhongsha King, almost cutting off the entire head
Xinran and others who were watching the battle were also worried and couldn't help but exclaim.
The King of Sha raised his hand to lift his head hanging from one side and straightened it
The neck, which was only connected with a little flesh, healed rapidly and was intact in a blink of an eye.
OK, it's my turn...
When the Shawang spoke, the giant bullheaded feet became weak and fell to the ground in fear.
Looking at the Sha King's attitude, he took the life of the bullhead giant with just one blow
He quickly shines her
The King of Sha nodded understandingly and said to the bullhead giant: Do you admit defeat?
The giant giant roared with a fierce look on his face: I would rather die than surrender!
Seeing that he refused to take the opportunity to go down the stairs, Sha Wang reluctantly put down his huge stick and said: I can't hit you, I'll kill you, Mr. Su Pu is unhappy...
After thinking for a moment, I smiled and said, "My stick is here. If you can lift it, you will win."
The bullhead giant asked half-believingly: Are you not fooling me?
King Sha was very handsome and threw down his huge stick, put his hands on his hips and said: Keep your word!
The giant bullhead was secretly happy and thought to myself that although this monster is stronger than me, I am a glorious tauren after all, so I can't even get her weapon.
So he strode forward, held the handle of the rod with both hands and held it upwards, but unexpectedly the giant rod did not move at all
The giant ox head suddenly sweated down coldly, and roared and tried his best. The best result was that the giant stick was raised to a corner of less than 30 degrees.
Uh Ah
The giant's strength was exhausted, and he let go helplessly
boom!
The giant stick landed, trembling under his feet and fell to the ground
God... this stick weighs 5,000 pounds, right?
The giant bullheaded looked at the sand king with admiration
The King of Sha laughed and easily picked up the giant stick, which was ten thousand pounds!
Oh my god! I'm convinced~ The bullhead giant ran away in fear
The king of Sha came forward to capture the horn of the cow and raised it high
Bullhead bad guy, hand over the child... Otherwise, you will be killed by falling to death!
stop!
A green shadow rushed out of the mill and pounced on the sand king like a ghost
As soon as the King of Sha was stunned, he was hit by a ghost before he could dodge.
Ah...
The huge body of the female troll fell down with a bang
Green Shadow takes the opportunity to save the bullhead giant
Yulia raised her hand and shot the green shadow flying away, but the arrow was nailed to the willow tree. The green shadow mysteriously disappeared as soon as it retracted into the woods.
Lan Lan came forward to visit the King of Sha, but saw that her face turned blue and weak all over, as if she had suffered a serious illness.
Shaolin, are you okay? She asked worriedly
Very dizzy... The female troll moaned weakly
Xinran did a brief examination and told Lanlan: She was injured by the demon's "weak touch" and was extremely damaged by energy. Please give her a cardiac invigorating agent.
oh!
Lanlan hurriedly opened the hatch door and included Sha Wang in the ward for treatment.
At this time, Yulia was guarding the three of them, holding magic bows in her hands, staring at Liulin, waiting for the opportunity to take action
Suddenly, the forest was filled with wind, and a green ghost shadow floated out and said groaning: Ignorance rats, dare to provoke my jade mother-in-law, are you impatient to live? The centaur who used the bow, sign up!
I am the one-horned hero Juliet, the old witch, let me die!
Yulia shot another arrow, this time it was a magic arrow
The arrow hits the green shadow and explodes immediately
However, it was a willow tree that was blown to pieces, and the ghost appeared in a looming direction.
Juliet? No, you are not Juliet...
The old witch let out a creepy sneer. I can understand the human heart and dig out the secrets hidden deep in my heart... Benzene's real name, your lover, your enemy, what you are afraid of and longing for, I know! Come on, poor girl, come to me...
The old witch's voice seemed to have a wonderful magic power. It stopped in Yulia's ears and turned into a happy and gentle call.
Master...you are calling me...
Yulia was hit by auditory hallucination magic, and her agility in her eyes was gradually replaced by confusing tenderness, and she walked towards the old demon woman in a daze.
Just like that, come here and accept my hug...
The old witch continued to activate the magic, and the green ghost also twisted and jumped, becoming the beautiful boy in Yulia's eyes with a bright smile with a bright smile.
Master, it's you...
Yulia was in a state of great joy and threw down her burst bow and went forward.
At this moment, the old witch laughed wildly, and Su Xinran's illusion instantly turned into a centaur young man who abandoned and framed Yulia!
Ah!
Yulia stood in shock on the spot
The old witch took the opportunity to pounce on her. Her wide sleeves were filled with weak viruses. Once she touched her, Yulia would be dying like the King of Sands.
At this moment, a white light broke through the air and dispersed the green ghost fire that the old witch transformed.
Wow, AhAhAh~~ The old witch retreated like an electric shock, staring at Liulin in horror. Who is the one who ruined my good deeds?
Yulia woke up like a dream. When she looked back, she saw a woman wearing a white robe holding a crystal wand walking into the woods. She was the long-lost goddess doctor Li Yun
Li Yun appeared and saved Yulia at the critical moment, and also brought unexpected surprises to Xinran. He was worried that he would not have the chance to hook up with this gentle and cute little woman.
In this way, the seven samurai in the script can be collected
Yulia ran over happily and asked: Ms. Li, Sha Oh, how is Shaolin doing?
Li Yun blinked and made a tacit expression
She is fine and is resting in the ward
Apparently she had learned the inside story of the script from pleasure, so she was not surprised by Yulia's outfit.
Li Yun walked forward, held the wand and pointed the old witch, and said in a deep voice: Stop surrender, this is Mi Cong's chance
When the old witch saw that the other party had temporarily joined a white-clothed magician, she was very confused and came up to cover her mouth and asked whisper: My little sister’s surname is, is it an actor of the ‘Go to Die and Death Group’?
Li Yun also laughed quietly: Hello Grandma Jia, my surname is Li, and I am a military doctor from the sea of Han. I have just joined the regiment for a while.
The old witch said oh and said in an old-fashioned way: It's not possible to do this. Our script has been scheduled and we can't change it just by just one person. You interrupt randomly, how can I play Ah?
As he said that, he turned his head and asked Xinran who was installing the camera. Director, I strongly oppose Ms. Li's appearance, which will seriously weaken my scenes!
Happily hangs the camera on the tree branch and turns around and smiles: Mother-in-law, Ah Yun's appearance will not only not weaken the scene, but also make Song a lot of martial arts scenes
The old witch said in embarrassment: Even so, what should I do when Mrs. Shuijing appears later? I can't move the opponent scene with her to Ms. Li's side, right?
Xinran smiled and said: I'll improvise this scene! Look, Lanlan has come here, don't talk, ready to start shooting!
The old witch retreated helplessly to Liulin and continued the crazy laughter that had been interrupted by Li Yun just now: Haha~ Annoying magician, if you want to stop me, you will be your worthless life!
With Xinran and Lanlan watching, Li Yun was also very excited and said in high spirits: Old Witch, use your skills if you have them. Today is the end of the world!
Hum~ I feel a big tone, let's see
The old witch used his mind reading technique, scanned Li Yun's thoughts, and then imitated Li Yan's tone and called: A Yun, come here quickly... Brother is so painful...
Li Yun covered his mouth and said with a smile: He dares to show his eyes if he has a trick!
He raised his wand and whispered, shouting: Scatter!
The water-attribute magic crystal on the pole shot out a halo, covering the willow forest
The magic of dispersing is just the guest star of the old witch's ghost trick. All kinds of illusions and illusions in the willow forest suddenly disappear, revealing their true faces
I saw the old witch sitting under a willow tree, stunned
Li Yun succeeded with a blow, and a smug smile floated across his face
The magic wand pointed to the old witch and shouted: "Exorcist magic!"
Just now when the old witch attacked Yulia, Li Yun injured her with this magic that specifically drove away the demon spirit. Now he tried again the same trick, which scared the old witch so much that he hurriedly hid behind the tree.
The movements were quick but still shot by the aftermath, a stream of black smoke rose from his body, and he wailed in pain
If it is a low-level demon spirit, its soul will be scattered in this moment
The old witch was transformed from a thousand-year-old wooden elbow. She has profound magic power, but she has suffered a little bit of minor injuries.
However, she no longer had the courage to compete with Li Yun, thinking that this was not easy to deal with. If she did not defeat Li Yun, the drama would not be able to continue...
Mom, I'll vent your anger for you!
The bullhead giant's timely help
The old witch was overjoyed and nodded: Good son, the other party is a white magician. I think it is not proficient in destructive magic. As long as you fight with her and don’t give her the chance to chant the spell, you will be able to win easily! Remember, you must be responsible for your actions, and that girl is also an actor of the Dead Group.
I know mom
The giant bullheaded rushes out of the woods with a giant axe
All he feared was Sha Wang. Now Sha Wang was injured and could not fight. Li Yun and others didn't take it seriously at all
Holding an axe, he said proudly: Little woman, if you don’t want to die, just dodge me!
Seeing that the Tauren man was huge, Li Yun was obviously not his opponent, and volunteered: Aunt Li, let me deal with him.
Among the people present, she was indeed the only nightingale that could compete with the giant
Li Yun shook his head and said with a smile: Lanlan, watch aunt fight bulls and do things
The giant bullhead was furious and raised his axe to slash him head-on, but he forgot his mother's advice.
Li Yun twisted his body, like a leaf in the wind, lightly dodged the giant axe to attack. Before his opponent could come back to his senses, it had already unfolded. The glittering shadows floated behind him.
The giant bullhead was shocked and turned around to seek the enemy in a hurry. However, behind him was empty, Li Yun's giggle came from the front: Silly, I'm here
Wow~ Damn little mouse!
The bullhead giant simply dropped the axe that was in trouble and turned around and rushed
Unexpectedly, it was empty again, and Li Yun flew behind him again
This made him play around again and again, and he never even touched the corner of his clothes.
The giant bullheaded was so tired that he panted and asked angrily: Why is he a magician, why is his light skills so skilled?
Li Yun flew up into the air, landed lightly on his head, holding the horn in his hand and chuckled: Because I am a mage who practices both magic and martial arts, he raised his wand and shouted: Heavy blow technique!
A dark ball of light gathered on the head of the stick, like a clenched fist, hitting the tauren's back
It was impossible to see how Li Yun used force, but the eight-foot-tall bull-headed giant cried out for the seemingly insignificant blow, kneeling on the ground in pain and unable to move.
Magic: Heavy Strike can increase the mage's physical strike several times at once (Li Yun is a high-level water magician, and the strike is increased by thirty times). Such a heavy blow, even the bullhead giant with thick skin and flesh can't bear it.
Woooo~ Mom, that woman is so amazing~ The defeated bullhead giant struggled to escape back to the woods
The old witch rolled her triangle eyes and said murderously: Since that's the case, we can only use the killer!
The giant bullhead was shocked and asked in a naughty way: Mom, could it be that trick...
Not bad, that move!
No, Mom! That move is too powerful, what if you can't control it and hurt someone?
The bullhead giant asked in panic
The old witch sighed and said with emotion: Everyone is an actor. If anyone has any faults, just consider it to be a dedication to art.
However, all this happened in helplessness. For the bandits who arson and robbed, everyone dared not speak out.
Lanlan thought she was a very powerful enemy, but when she turned around, she saw a group of goblins dancing in claws.
I couldn't help but be overjoyed: Ha! It turned out to be a goblin, such a weak opponent, even I can win easily!
So he urged the nightingale to come forward and blocked the goblins and the villagers
He shouted: Who dares to act here!
Prince Hehe urged the wolf to come forward and said angrily: Who are you? How dare you ruin my good things?
My name is Lanlan, and I am a...a ranger!
Lanlan muster up the courage to sign up for her name
The villagers had rehearsed many times. When they saw the protagonist appear, they surrounded each other and knelt down, and cheered like a chorus with the village chief as the head: Ah, the heroine from afar, your glorious achievements have spread throughout the earth, and your great reputation has spread all over the world.
Wow~ Am I really that awesome? So happy~ Lanlan is just patronizing Sale, and doesn't think about hiding in the mechanical armor. How could such a bad extra recognize her as a female hero?
Xinran in the crowd also pointed the camera at the Nightingale, and gave a big close-up
Prince Hehe has been paying attention to the camera. Seeing this, he was very envious. He stole the front of the Nightingale, put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly: Oh hehehe~ You are so useless, Tongtong will give me a servant
Before he finished speaking, a huge syringe burst into the air.
Oh my god!
Prince Hehe was so scared that he shrank his head and rubbed his face, and then a ball of white mist was sprayed out.
Hey... OK, it smells so strange... Damn, it's... anesthetic...
Prince Hee's eyes were heavy, and he fell from the back of the wolf shakingly, ending the brief performance
The other goblins saw that the boss was knocked down, and they didn't care about singing, waving their nails and rushed forward.
Kill Ah
Avenge the boss
Lanlan pulls the driver's pole to make the nightingale retreat
The goblins thought she was scared and rushed to catch up with her.
The clever little ranger took the opportunity to open the scope, lock the goblin group, and press the launch button: Make it all mummy for me!
A white light spurted out from the nightingale's chest, which accurately landed in the center of the goblin, and then exploded, turning into countless balls of glue, sticking these little monsters together.
The tape cannon hardens when it is windy and is firmly fixed on the body
The goblins cannot break free, and they all act in strange and ridiculous postures, like shoddy group sculptures
The remaining goblins were so scared that they were entrusted with Prince Hee and his companions who had turned into mummies fled in panic
The villagers cheered and danced and sang around the nightingale
They wanted to show the atmosphere of celebration, but the little girl herself was very worried
He shouted: Don’t be happy, please put out the fire quickly!
Be the first to drive the nightingale toward the well, throw a pipe in, borrow the engine of the fuselage as a water pump, pump water to extinguish the fire
The fire was quickly extinguished
Lanlan opened the cabin and met the villagers in a wheelchair
Passionate extras send flowers and hug Lanlan one by one
Xinran was afraid that Lanlan was injured, so she rushed out of the crowd first, plucked the strings a few times, and said aloud: Don't quarrel and listen to my singing!
Lalala The heroine from afar, you suffer so much and achieve brilliant achievements
Singing a self-written song with your eyes closed
After singing the sermon, I thought it would win warm applause. This is how the script is arranged
But I didn't hear the applause, but the vomiting sounds came one after another
Looking at the villagers who covered their ears with a look of pain, he asked: Don’t you like this song?
The villagers said in unison: You sang too badly!
Xinran was hit
He had no hobby of singing before, but he had a good voice and thought he would never be too bad at singing.
Hum! You rude villagers can't appreciate the wonderful singing voice of my minstrel Lei Supu,
He turned to Lanlan happily and said with a flattering smile, "Little sister, how do you think I sing like Ah?"
Lan Lan said nothing for a while, then moaned: Oh my god... Old gentleman, your singing voice is really
Wonderful and beautiful? Asking happily
Fivetones are incomplete
Lan Lan coldly sentenced to death by Xingran's musical talent
...No?
100% Lanlan sincerely said
His happy face suddenly collapsed and he said in frustration: But I am a minstrel, how could I not be fully tuned?
Lanlan also wondered: You speak very well when you speak, but why do you become sobbing when singing? I don’t know.
He said angrily: It must be something wrong with your ears. I, Supu, are the greatest minstrel in the world. My singing can move plants and wild animals!
Lanlan covered her mouth and said with a smile: How could a bad singer like you think of being a minstrel? I can't imagine that it is very likely that the plants will wither and the birds and beasts will die.
Gripping my teeth, I don't believe it! I don't believe it! It must be because the song just now is too elegant and your ordinary ears cannot appreciate it. So I'll sing a popular song now
After saying that, he plucked the strings and shouted hysterically: Lalalalala, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice, what do you want to do? Don’t hurt me!
The villagers who could not bear the torture of noise rushed up, snatched his harp, and stuffed a large ball of cotton into the mouth of the greatest minstrel in the world
Just as the villagers besieged a minstrel, Lanlan wrinkled her nose and smelled the fragrance of food.
The little greedy cat climbed out of the hatch and looked up, and found that every household was barbecue, fried eggs, and cooked rice
She climbed down the window to the kitchen stove of a family, swallowed and asked: Grandma, what are you doing?
The old lady cooking smiled and said: I'm preparing char siu rice
Lanlan said pitifully: The rice is ready, can you give me a bite?
The old woman shook her head and said: No, this is the rice box prepared for the actors
Actor? What actor? Lanlan asked in surprise
At this time, due to public anger, he came to find Lanlan happily, and saw something wrong, and quickly took her away and explained: Actor is a local slang, which means sacrifice.
Oh... It turns out that barbecue rice is an offering to sacrifice to gods. Lanlan said aggrievedly, even if it is an offering, it doesn’t matter if it is a offering, it doesn’t matter if it is a little. Ah, I am so young and I can’t eat much...
Xinran touched the little girl's head with distress and said: Don't be angry, wait for a moment, the barbecue rice will arrive soon
After saying that, he walked into the kitchen and stuffed the old lady a silver coin
The stingy and greedy old woman's eyes shone and smiled flatteringly: Oh, Director Su, why are you so embarrassed...
As he said that, he polished the silver coins and stuffed them into his arms
Without waiting for the order, I filled a bowl of rice, plus double barbecue, fried eggs
Take the lunch box back to the Nightingale cabin with pleasure
Lanlan cheered and clapped her hands and said with a smile: Mr. Su Pu is so awesome!
Eat while it's hot
Oh ~ Then I'll start!
Haha~ Well~ Well~ It smells so good, why don’t Mr. Su Pu eat it?
Lanlan held the spoon in her hand and looked at him embarrassedly
Xinran shook her head and smiled, and said softly: I'm not hungry. Seeing that the summer meal is so delicious, the uncle is already very happy.
Lanlan carefully looked at Xinran and said to herself: It's so strange, your expression and tone look very similar to my little boy. Could it be that you are his father?
Xinran was slightly shocked and said with a smile: The heroine is really good at joking. I haven’t married yet, so how can I have children
Lan Lan said oh and asked: Mr. Su Pu is a minstrel. I think he must have a wide range of experiences?
Xinran smiled and said: I can say responsibly that there is nothing in the world that I don’t know!
Lanlan continued to ask: Then do you know where Xiliu Town is? I want to meet a friend.
It's easy to pretend to be thinking hard, and the genius said: In Zhongzhou, Xiliu Town is a very common place name. I don't know which one you are going to. For example, when you walk north from this village, there is a Xiliu Town full of sweet corn.
Lanlan clapped her hands and smiled: That's right, it's Xiliu Town of sweet corn! Mr. Su Pu, is that far away?
Xinran shook her head and said: It's not very far, it's just a hundred miles away, but...
But what? Lanlan asked curiously
If you want to go to Xiliu Town, you must travel through many dangers and be as clear as yours. From this village, you have to travel through the black woods, mechanical forests, crying canyons, plague cemeteries, nightmare corridors and cliff dragon caves, and finally arrive at Xiliu Town. It is a disaster-like journey.
Lanlan was creepy and asked embarrassedly: So can we take a detour?
Xinran said: Look at the surrounding mountains, where is there a way to go? Once you break into the jungle and lose your direction, it is not just a dangerous problem.
Lan Lan was very depressed and murmured: The little boy is so willful, why do you have to meet in such a town?
Looking at her sad look, her heart was trembling and she couldn't help but say: If the little girl must go, I can walk with you together
Lanlan asked in surprise: Since it is so dangerous, why do you still have to go?
Xinran smiled: On the one hand, I am not at ease to take personal risks, and on the other hand, I have a job to complete. The sleeping devil Taxis, who has been sleeping for a hundred years, is said to have recently shown signs of resurrection, so I must seal her again
Lan Lan was shocked and asked in disbelief: Demon King? Seal? If this is true, you must be an amazing brave man?
Smile happily and proudly, pluck the strings and sing the song
Lan Lan hurriedly covered her ears and screamed: Just say it, don’t sing!
Xinran was embarrassed and said self-mockery: Alas, the hero is old and no one appreciates the song that made the plants and trees cry in the past. It's really sad~ Little girl, tell me the truth. My name is Thunderus Supu. A hundred years ago, I was also a young ranger with a strong spirit. At that time, people called me "Dragon Slayer Supu". The great devil Taxis was sealed by me.
Lanlan's eyes shone with her eyes lit up and said half-believingly: Are you really that powerful? But... your appearance doesn't look very powerful, and your singing is so obscene...
...Hey, don't judge people by their appearance, okay?
Xinran hid her left hand behind and made a gesture
The villagers who had already hidden in the dark immediately rushed forward and knelt in front of Xinran and cheered with tears: Su Pu, the dragon slayer, we can find you!
Lan Lan was startled by this group of crazy guys and asked confusedly: Are you the ones who tied Mr. Su Pu up and stuffed cotton into your mouth? Why did you regard him as a hero again in the next year?
The village chief smiled and said: What the heroine taught me is that we are blind and failed to recognize Lord Su Pu in time. We deserve to die for ten thousand times and die for ten thousand times!
I waved my hand happily and said with a smile: Dear fellow villagers, get up, now I am no longer the dragon-slaying hero of the past, but just a lonely and annoying old homeless man
The village chief took the lead and cried: Lord Su Pu, I heard your deeds from my grandfather. I know that you are a great hero with a sense of justice and compassion. The respect for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, and the Yellow River is flooding. Now the Cao People are in trouble. Lord Su Pu must not save you when you die.
Xinran pretended to be surprised: The goblin robber has been driven away by Miss Lanlan. Do you have any other trouble?
The village chief sighed: The goblin is just a small quatrain of His Majesty Taxis. There are many elite soldiers and generals under the devil's command, which is not something that the goblin can match.
Xinran smiled and said: I know Taxis better than you. She is arrogant and arrogant and will not fall to the point of hiring goblins to act as a lackey. I believe that she has not fully recovered her magic yet, and she has to use external forces to break the seal... Has there been a strange thing in your village that a child has disappeared without reason recently?
The village chief nodded in a hurry: Not bad, I did lose three children!
Sighingly, he sighed: That's right. Taxis acted against the will of heaven and tried to break through the seal with the evil technique of swallowing boys and girls.
Lanlan was startled and asked: Mr. Supu, how many children do the great devil have to eat?
Three fingers happily
Lan Lan breathed a sigh of relief and whispered: Fortunately, there are only three, otherwise I will be in danger.
This funny little girl also put herself on the virgin list
Hearing the words, he said unhappily: As a ranger, how could Miss Lanlan gloat?
Lanlan said shyly: I, I am not gloating, I am just a little timid...
Then, please accompany me to save the abducted children!
Alas...this, me, I...
Lanlan thought bitterly for a long time, and finally said with a tough look: OK, I'll go with you!
Xinran smiled: If you are afraid, it is better not to go
Lan Lan insisted resolutely: Although I am very brave, I definitely don’t want you to underestimate me. I swear to save the children and be a dignified ranger for you to show you!
Happy and happy smiled: Good! Lanlan, I really can't tell that you are so brave
Lanlan said ashamedly: No... Actually, I don't want to disappoint that man who is full of expectations for me
Is it me?
Bah! Bah! Bad uncle, it’s not you! It’s my little boy~ Haha~ The little boy in the quilt must be a very cute baby
Ah, you're completely wrong. He's not a real little boy. Forget it, I won't tell you!
Lanlan raised her face and asked the village chief: Daddy, can you bring the parents of the missing child to me and say a few words?
Several villagers rushed up and cried in unison: Female hero, we are the fathers of the children.
Lanlan asked the man in the left head: What is your child’s name?
Hu Buwei! The man said without hesitation
Xinran winked at him and whispered: Brother, tell me the stage name!
Oh oh ~ Sorry, the heroine, I made a mistake, the man smiled and changed his words, "My name is Hu Buwei, my son's name is Hu Bubao, and his nickname is Dabao."
My son's name is Erbao
My daughter is Xiaobao
The other two fathers said in turn
Wow, so many treasures~ Lanlan scratched her head and asked, "Do you have any clues about the whereabouts of Dabao Erbao and Xiaobao?"
Dabao's father cried: Going back to the heroine, the children were captured by the devil mother and son in the black woods!
Lanlan asked curiously: What is the devil mother and son?
Happy to answer for them: The old witch Jia Manyu and her son, the giant giant Jia Baoyu, this pair of evil demons were Taxis's dogs a long time ago
Lan Lan waved her fist and said with great enthusiasm: OK, let’s go to the Black Trees to save the “Three Treasures”!
He waved his hand happily: The old witch is proficient in witchcraft, and the giant giant has great power. It is probably difficult for us to win alone.
Lanlan asked puzzledly: Why are you afraid of her minions when you defeated Taxis?
Xinran smiled bitterly: That happened a hundred years ago. Now I have lost my strength and can't fight at all, but it doesn't matter. I can still sing and cheer for you.
Residence!
Lan Lan was afraid of death and was happy to sing. She said listlessly, since there is no chance of winning, why should we go to die?
With a smile, she took out the ghost painting talisman sold to him by the old witch and said: Lanlan, hold this talisman
What's the use?
Putting the talisman on Taxis can seal her. He happily explained that the talisman must be used by a boy or a girl, so the important task of sealing the Great Demon King has to be taken on by Tian.
Oh...I'm so unlucky. Lanlan put away the divine talisman, but she still lacks confidence. With this divine talisman, we still can't defeat the demon king's subordinate Ah
Happily smiled: So we need more partners, as the prophecy says, to assemble the power of the seven warriors to defeat Taxis
Lanlan said with her fingers: I will add you, there are only two people in total, and there are still five warriors missing?
He said happily and confidently: The Wheel of Destiny has begun to operate, and the rest of the warriors will appear on the journey
Lanlan asked in surprise: Is this what is said in the prophecy?
Xinran took out the script and said with a smile: That's right, it's this prophecy book. Do you want to read it?
Lan Lan waved her hand and said: Forget it, I hate ancient books
Suddenly I remembered something, Uncle Su Pu, what method can we use to persuade other warriors to join? They may not be the righteous ranger
Nodded happily: Bi's idea makes sense. Even if you eliminate harm to the people, you must provide rewards to be reasonable.
He turned around and said to the villagers: Are you willing to provide compensation?
The villagers looked at each other, and finally the village chief came out and said: Lord Su Pu, Lanlan Hero, we are all poor country bumpkins and have no money to hire warriors.
Xinran said calmly: It doesn’t matter if you don’t have money, what do you have?
Only a little food
OK, prepare more rice balls to hire warriors
Everyone was puzzled and asked in unison: Will the warriors accept the rice balls as reward?
Happy smile: The great warrior will not bow down for the money of the powerful, but will be happy to be moved by the rice balls of poor people. This is called sympathy
Well said!
A stranger's voice came from outside the crowd
Lan Lan looked in the sound and saw a strange man in strange clothes walking towards her.
She looked like a centaur girl, but with a white horn on her head
Everyone looked at the mysterious foreigner curiously and made a surprised expression
In fact, except for Lanlan, everyone knows that she is Juliet, a unicorn hero disguised by Yulia, just pretending to be fussy.
The woman from the countryside walked up to Lanlan and saluted elegantly: Mr. Su Pu, Miss Lanlan, hello, I have learned from the villagers' discussions that you are about to start. Do I have the honor to walk with the two rangers?
Lanlan clapped and smiled: Good Ah, good Ah, one more person, and the rent looks amazing. By the way, what's your name and where did you come from?
The girl politely replied: My name is Juliet, an adventurer from Amazon, known as the "Onehorn Man"
In this way, the bard Supp, the one-horned man Juliet, and Lanlan, who traveled with the nightingale, embarked on an adventure together.
Their first stop was the black forest outside the village
Lan Lan drove the mechanical armor in front of the road, the unicorn man held the longbow and broke the back, while Mr. Su Pu walked in with his luggage filled with dry food provided by the villagers.
As soon as he entered the woods, he suddenly heard Lanlan screaming: Oh, the monster has appeared!
Xinran and Yulia hurriedly rushed forward and saw the nightingale bent her knees and half-kneeled. Lanlan carefully looked at a strange man lying on the grass through the window.
This man is extremely tall and majestic, not inferior to mechanical armor. He is wearing a monk's robe and has a pale yellow skin. He turns out to be an exotic monk.
Seeing this man's appearance, Lan Lan thought he was a demon gang member. She rashly activated the mechanical armor and walked over, then punched her fist.
Go and die the big monster!
The iron fist hits the chest of a sleeping foreign monk
Lan Lan suddenly found that the other person's breasts were towering, and it turned out to be a woman.
The monk was hit hard by an iron fist but was injured accidentally. He sneezes and sat up slowly. With a light push, he overturned the heavy mechanical armor to the ground.
Oh my mom!
Lanlan struggled to climb out of the cabin, her face turned pale
Amitabha……
The monk clasped his hands together and asked Lanlan blankly, "Miss, suddenly hit me, why?"
Lanlan asked frightenedly: Are you not the devil's subordinate?
Demon King...I don't know what you said,
The King of Sha is already clumsy and clumsy, and he plays a foreigner to complement each other, showing language barriers just right, Shaolin... My name, Youfang Martial Monk
Only then did Lanlan realize that she had hit the wrong person and smiled embarrassedly: Sorry, I thought you were a gangster of the devil Taxis.
The female monk said seriously: Taxis, demon, our common enemy!
Xinran took the opportunity to come forward and persuaded: Since everyone has a common goal, how about going hand in hand?
The female monk nodded happily, grabbed the giant golden rod and supported her body, then fell to the grass again, patted her gurgling stomach and smiled: I'm hungry... I can't walk
Relaxedly remove the dry food bag and take out the hot rice dumplings for her to enjoy
Lanlan watched the monk eat a savage ball, and said to Xinran with conscientious conviction: Mr. Su Pu, you really have a clever idea that we just recruited a warrior with rice?
Xinran smiled in her heart: My little cutie, uncle's magic trick has just begun
However, after all, Xinran also has unexpected things, such as his own bad singing voice and the terrifying amount of food for the King of Sha.
In a blink of an eye, she swallowed more than forty rice dumplings!
If Xinran hadn't felt sorry for the props and took the dry food bags in time, she would have eaten another forty
After his stomach was full, Sha Wang lay on the riverside and drank gas water. Then he wiped his mouth with satisfaction and said with a smile: Let's go!
Are you a monk? Lanlan asked curiously
Uh-huh!
I've never heard of the female monk Ah
Who says women can’t be monks?
Happily to smooth things over
But... are all monks in Zhongzhou men
Lanlan still can't convince
At this time, the King of Sha said without a chance: Come from a very far place, I... the Kingdom of Silk
Oh~ It turns out that I came from the Kingdom of Silk, no wonder
With a happy smile, I told Lanlan that women in the country of Silk can also become monks, so it is not uncommon to have female monks.
So that's it. Lan Lan relievedly stretched out her hand to Shaolin, the monk pretending to be a Sha King, and welcomed you to join our team.
On the way, Lanlan and a woman who claimed to be a foreign country in Shaolin were leading the way side by side
Soon, I saw a red roof at the end of the willow forest, which was the Red Moon of the old witch mother and son.
Dear women, let's take a break here for now, wait for me to come and find out the news
I volunteered to approach the mill, but saw a bullhead giant standing under the windmill with a long-handled double-edged axe
He happily placed the camera and waved to him: Baoyu, why are you stunned there?
The giant bullhead turned his head and saw Xinran, and hurriedly came forward and said: Master, I am brewing feelings and preparing to get into the show!
Xinran looked up and down at the bullhead giant and found that he was wearing a costume play robe with two long pheasant hairs on his head.
I asked inexplicably: What do you want to do when you dress up like this?
The bullhead giant said excitedly: This is my costume. What does the young master think? Is it cool enough?
After saying that, he appeared with his head held high, and put on a self-presentative look, and chanted with an axe: Who can catch up with the dream first? I know in my life that the director of the Caotang Chunshuizu, is my acting skills good?
...Who are you acting?
Zhuge Liang!
Zhuge Liang is not in the script!
Then will I perform Sun Dashengxing?
There is no Sun Dasheng! Just play your Bull Demon King
But my clothes...
I want to ask you, who got you this long robe and jacket? She looks like a treacherous minister...
My mother made the clothes overnight. She said it was rare to perform on stage and she had to dress up a little more gorgeously...
Xinran smiled bitterly: Since it was your mother's painstaking efforts... just wear it, but you must remember not to recite poems when you officially appear, otherwise I will not be able to help laughing.
Oh ~ I know, I actually can recite that poem too
Impatiently waved my hand: Stop talking nonsense, be ready to start
After saying that, he turned around and ran out of Liulin, exclaiming: No, help!
The bullhead giant chased me out with an axe and roared: Damn human, how dare you trespass on my territory, leave your head for me!
As he said that, he raised his axe and chopped it to Xinran's back
(Of course it's not really chopping, just pretending). But as soon as he raised his hand, he suddenly felt a strong wind blowing towards him, and then his hands numb, and the giant axe was taken away by someone empty-handed
The bullhead giant looked up and saw that in addition to Xinran, there were three people standing in front of him, one was a centaur girl, the other was a mechanical giant, and the last one was a yellow-skinned bald female giant. She was holding her axe with two fingers and throwing it up and down, as if playing with a child's toy.
The bullhead giant was furious and pointed at the female giant and shouted: Female monster, please return my axe!
The King of Sha said carelessly: The rags... are still considered treasures, and I will give them to you!
As he said that, he waved his hand and threw the axe over
The giant bullhead took it with both hands, staggered back by the powerful momentum, and sat on the grass
Everyone burst into laughter
The giant bullheaded man was so embarrassed that his face turned purple, and he jumped up and shouted angrily: Female monster, I have the affair with me to compete with him to compete who is more powerful!
The King of Sha walked over with a giant stick and said contemptuously: Compare strength, you can't... Let's just compare who has a harder head.
The giant bullhead was stunned and asked: How to compare?
Sha Wang said: You cut me three axes first, and then I will beat you three sticks
The bullhead giant thought to himself that this monster is such a fool!
I cut three axes and was already dead. Where can I fight back?
So he smiled and said: OK, let’s follow the wing!
King Sha dropped his huge stick, put his hands on his hips and said: Get ready...you, come on!
The giant bullheaded man slashed the giant axe on his head, and there was only a muffled sound. The axe brushed across the Shawang's cheek and hit the shoulder blade. Half of the axe's edge penetrated into the bone, but no blood was gushing.
When the bullhead giant withdraws the axe, her wound heals as well.
Damn it...isn't it true?
The giant bullhead rubbed his eyes and looked at the Sha King carefully. There was no wound.
But he was obviously hit by Ah?
I don’t believe in evil!
The giant bull's arm rounded and used all his strength to slash his head.
This time, he used too much force, and the strong wind made the King of Sha raise his face, and the axe fell against the tip of his nose, slashing firmly on his chest.
With a sound of empty words, half of the axe blade completely fell into the chest cavity, and light green blood plasma oozed out from the broken bones.
The bullhead giant proudly withdrew his axe and said with a smile: It's dead now!
But Sha Wang took a deep breath and bounced out of his chest cavity. The wound immediately reorganized, and the broken bones were automatically connected.
The bullhead giant was stunned and murmured: Hell... Hell...
And the last axe... Do you want to admit defeat? Sha Wang Dao
The giant bullhead was aroused by her and roared with moo. He held the giant axe horizontally with both hands, swept across the board with his breasts with his strength.
This time, the axe cut off the neck of Zhongsha King, almost cutting off the entire head
Xinran and others who were watching the battle were also worried and couldn't help but exclaim.
The King of Sha raised his hand to lift his head hanging from one side and straightened it
The neck, which was only connected with a little flesh, healed rapidly and was intact in a blink of an eye.
OK, it's my turn...
When the Shawang spoke, the giant bullheaded feet became weak and fell to the ground in fear.
Looking at the Sha King's attitude, he took the life of the bullhead giant with just one blow
He quickly shines her
The King of Sha nodded understandingly and said to the bullhead giant: Do you admit defeat?
The giant giant roared with a fierce look on his face: I would rather die than surrender!
Seeing that he refused to take the opportunity to go down the stairs, Sha Wang reluctantly put down his huge stick and said: I can't hit you, I'll kill you, Mr. Su Pu is unhappy...
After thinking for a moment, I smiled and said, "My stick is here. If you can lift it, you will win."
The bullhead giant asked half-believingly: Are you not fooling me?
King Sha was very handsome and threw down his huge stick, put his hands on his hips and said: Keep your word!
The giant bullhead was secretly happy and thought to myself that although this monster is stronger than me, I am a glorious tauren after all, so I can't even get her weapon.
So he strode forward, held the handle of the rod with both hands and held it upwards, but unexpectedly the giant rod did not move at all
The giant ox head suddenly sweated down coldly, and roared and tried his best. The best result was that the giant stick was raised to a corner of less than 30 degrees.
Uh Ah
The giant's strength was exhausted, and he let go helplessly
boom!
The giant stick landed, trembling under his feet and fell to the ground
God... this stick weighs 5,000 pounds, right?
The giant bullheaded looked at the sand king with admiration
The King of Sha laughed and easily picked up the giant stick, which was ten thousand pounds!
Oh my god! I'm convinced~ The bullhead giant ran away in fear
The king of Sha came forward to capture the horn of the cow and raised it high
Bullhead bad guy, hand over the child... Otherwise, you will be killed by falling to death!
stop!
A green shadow rushed out of the mill and pounced on the sand king like a ghost
As soon as the King of Sha was stunned, he was hit by a ghost before he could dodge.
Ah...
The huge body of the female troll fell down with a bang
Green Shadow takes the opportunity to save the bullhead giant
Yulia raised her hand and shot the green shadow flying away, but the arrow was nailed to the willow tree. The green shadow mysteriously disappeared as soon as it retracted into the woods.
Lan Lan came forward to visit the King of Sha, but saw that her face turned blue and weak all over, as if she had suffered a serious illness.
Shaolin, are you okay? She asked worriedly
Very dizzy... The female troll moaned weakly
Xinran did a brief examination and told Lanlan: She was injured by the demon's "weak touch" and was extremely damaged by energy. Please give her a cardiac invigorating agent.
oh!
Lanlan hurriedly opened the hatch door and included Sha Wang in the ward for treatment.
At this time, Yulia was guarding the three of them, holding magic bows in her hands, staring at Liulin, waiting for the opportunity to take action
Suddenly, the forest was filled with wind, and a green ghost shadow floated out and said groaning: Ignorance rats, dare to provoke my jade mother-in-law, are you impatient to live? The centaur who used the bow, sign up!
I am the one-horned hero Juliet, the old witch, let me die!
Yulia shot another arrow, this time it was a magic arrow
The arrow hits the green shadow and explodes immediately
However, it was a willow tree that was blown to pieces, and the ghost appeared in a looming direction.
Juliet? No, you are not Juliet...
The old witch let out a creepy sneer. I can understand the human heart and dig out the secrets hidden deep in my heart... Benzene's real name, your lover, your enemy, what you are afraid of and longing for, I know! Come on, poor girl, come to me...
The old witch's voice seemed to have a wonderful magic power. It stopped in Yulia's ears and turned into a happy and gentle call.
Master...you are calling me...
Yulia was hit by auditory hallucination magic, and her agility in her eyes was gradually replaced by confusing tenderness, and she walked towards the old demon woman in a daze.
Just like that, come here and accept my hug...
The old witch continued to activate the magic, and the green ghost also twisted and jumped, becoming the beautiful boy in Yulia's eyes with a bright smile with a bright smile.
Master, it's you...
Yulia was in a state of great joy and threw down her burst bow and went forward.
At this moment, the old witch laughed wildly, and Su Xinran's illusion instantly turned into a centaur young man who abandoned and framed Yulia!
Ah!
Yulia stood in shock on the spot
The old witch took the opportunity to pounce on her. Her wide sleeves were filled with weak viruses. Once she touched her, Yulia would be dying like the King of Sands.
At this moment, a white light broke through the air and dispersed the green ghost fire that the old witch transformed.
Wow, AhAhAh~~ The old witch retreated like an electric shock, staring at Liulin in horror. Who is the one who ruined my good deeds?
Yulia woke up like a dream. When she looked back, she saw a woman wearing a white robe holding a crystal wand walking into the woods. She was the long-lost goddess doctor Li Yun
Li Yun appeared and saved Yulia at the critical moment, and also brought unexpected surprises to Xinran. He was worried that he would not have the chance to hook up with this gentle and cute little woman.
In this way, the seven samurai in the script can be collected
Yulia ran over happily and asked: Ms. Li, Sha Oh, how is Shaolin doing?
Li Yun blinked and made a tacit expression
She is fine and is resting in the ward
Apparently she had learned the inside story of the script from pleasure, so she was not surprised by Yulia's outfit.
Li Yun walked forward, held the wand and pointed the old witch, and said in a deep voice: Stop surrender, this is Mi Cong's chance
When the old witch saw that the other party had temporarily joined a white-clothed magician, she was very confused and came up to cover her mouth and asked whisper: My little sister’s surname is, is it an actor of the ‘Go to Die and Death Group’?
Li Yun also laughed quietly: Hello Grandma Jia, my surname is Li, and I am a military doctor from the sea of Han. I have just joined the regiment for a while.
The old witch said oh and said in an old-fashioned way: It's not possible to do this. Our script has been scheduled and we can't change it just by just one person. You interrupt randomly, how can I play Ah?
As he said that, he turned his head and asked Xinran who was installing the camera. Director, I strongly oppose Ms. Li's appearance, which will seriously weaken my scenes!
Happily hangs the camera on the tree branch and turns around and smiles: Mother-in-law, Ah Yun's appearance will not only not weaken the scene, but also make Song a lot of martial arts scenes
The old witch said in embarrassment: Even so, what should I do when Mrs. Shuijing appears later? I can't move the opponent scene with her to Ms. Li's side, right?
Xinran smiled and said: I'll improvise this scene! Look, Lanlan has come here, don't talk, ready to start shooting!
The old witch retreated helplessly to Liulin and continued the crazy laughter that had been interrupted by Li Yun just now: Haha~ Annoying magician, if you want to stop me, you will be your worthless life!
With Xinran and Lanlan watching, Li Yun was also very excited and said in high spirits: Old Witch, use your skills if you have them. Today is the end of the world!
Hum~ I feel a big tone, let's see
The old witch used his mind reading technique, scanned Li Yun's thoughts, and then imitated Li Yan's tone and called: A Yun, come here quickly... Brother is so painful...
Li Yun covered his mouth and said with a smile: He dares to show his eyes if he has a trick!
He raised his wand and whispered, shouting: Scatter!
The water-attribute magic crystal on the pole shot out a halo, covering the willow forest
The magic of dispersing is just the guest star of the old witch's ghost trick. All kinds of illusions and illusions in the willow forest suddenly disappear, revealing their true faces
I saw the old witch sitting under a willow tree, stunned
Li Yun succeeded with a blow, and a smug smile floated across his face
The magic wand pointed to the old witch and shouted: "Exorcist magic!"
Just now when the old witch attacked Yulia, Li Yun injured her with this magic that specifically drove away the demon spirit. Now he tried again the same trick, which scared the old witch so much that he hurriedly hid behind the tree.
The movements were quick but still shot by the aftermath, a stream of black smoke rose from his body, and he wailed in pain
If it is a low-level demon spirit, its soul will be scattered in this moment
The old witch was transformed from a thousand-year-old wooden elbow. She has profound magic power, but she has suffered a little bit of minor injuries.
However, she no longer had the courage to compete with Li Yun, thinking that this was not easy to deal with. If she did not defeat Li Yun, the drama would not be able to continue...
Mom, I'll vent your anger for you!
The bullhead giant's timely help
The old witch was overjoyed and nodded: Good son, the other party is a white magician. I think it is not proficient in destructive magic. As long as you fight with her and don’t give her the chance to chant the spell, you will be able to win easily! Remember, you must be responsible for your actions, and that girl is also an actor of the Dead Group.
I know mom
The giant bullheaded rushes out of the woods with a giant axe
All he feared was Sha Wang. Now Sha Wang was injured and could not fight. Li Yun and others didn't take it seriously at all
Holding an axe, he said proudly: Little woman, if you don’t want to die, just dodge me!
Seeing that the Tauren man was huge, Li Yun was obviously not his opponent, and volunteered: Aunt Li, let me deal with him.
Among the people present, she was indeed the only nightingale that could compete with the giant
Li Yun shook his head and said with a smile: Lanlan, watch aunt fight bulls and do things
The giant bullhead was furious and raised his axe to slash him head-on, but he forgot his mother's advice.
Li Yun twisted his body, like a leaf in the wind, lightly dodged the giant axe to attack. Before his opponent could come back to his senses, it had already unfolded. The glittering shadows floated behind him.
The giant bullhead was shocked and turned around to seek the enemy in a hurry. However, behind him was empty, Li Yun's giggle came from the front: Silly, I'm here
Wow~ Damn little mouse!
The bullhead giant simply dropped the axe that was in trouble and turned around and rushed
Unexpectedly, it was empty again, and Li Yun flew behind him again
This made him play around again and again, and he never even touched the corner of his clothes.
The giant bullheaded was so tired that he panted and asked angrily: Why is he a magician, why is his light skills so skilled?
Li Yun flew up into the air, landed lightly on his head, holding the horn in his hand and chuckled: Because I am a mage who practices both magic and martial arts, he raised his wand and shouted: Heavy blow technique!
A dark ball of light gathered on the head of the stick, like a clenched fist, hitting the tauren's back
It was impossible to see how Li Yun used force, but the eight-foot-tall bull-headed giant cried out for the seemingly insignificant blow, kneeling on the ground in pain and unable to move.
Magic: Heavy Strike can increase the mage's physical strike several times at once (Li Yun is a high-level water magician, and the strike is increased by thirty times). Such a heavy blow, even the bullhead giant with thick skin and flesh can't bear it.
Woooo~ Mom, that woman is so amazing~ The defeated bullhead giant struggled to escape back to the woods
The old witch rolled her triangle eyes and said murderously: Since that's the case, we can only use the killer!
The giant bullhead was shocked and asked in a naughty way: Mom, could it be that trick...
Not bad, that move!
No, Mom! That move is too powerful, what if you can't control it and hurt someone?
The bullhead giant asked in panic
The old witch sighed and said with emotion: Everyone is an actor. If anyone has any faults, just consider it to be a dedication to art.
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