Yangliu Village is one of the many ordinary mountain villages in the sky and green fields. Hundreds of villagers live here for many years and make a living by grazing and farming. Never had a big name worth mentioning, nor did sensational new happen.
However, on this day, the peace of Yangliu Village was broken by the visit of a foreigner.
The afternoon sun is warm, and a few white clouds are floating in the blue sky
A beautiful boy in white clothes, snowy, came gracefully on the pebbles that were dry and shining in the sun, as if a white cloud fell from the sky
The boy held a seemingly heavy leather bag and found the old village chief and started talking endlessly.
He is Su Xinran who is running around to realize Lanlan's dream of a wanderer
A noble artist who happily claimed to have come to the folk to collect folk style, wanted to find out if there are monsters and ghosts nearby. It doesn’t matter if there is no real thing, as long as there are legends in this area.
He can perform artistic processing based on legend
After saying that, I took out a handful of silver dollars and stuffed it into the village chief with a smile: I have a little bit of meaning, but I don't respect me.
The old village chief's dim eyes were stimulated by the light of silver, and he was excited.
He kept talking: Do you dare to ask the young master’s surname?
Don't have your surname Su
Hahaha~ Young Master Su doesn’t know anything. Our Yangliu Village is known for its many disasters and difficulties. Not only does it exist, but it also emerges one after another!
As he said that, he pointed to the black forest on the other side of the river with a pipe rod, and shouted in a fuss, seeing that there was no such forest, there was a devil inside!
Xinran asked curiously: What kind of devil is it, is it very powerful?
The village chief lowered his voice: There is a mill by the river in the forest. The roof is painted red. The mill owner is an old witch who has lived for many years. No one can say she is a human or a ghost. On sunny days, she makes tofu in the mill. The ingredients are not beans, but the flesh and blood of animals. On rainy days, she hangs on the trees like a kite, floating in the wind and rain, which is so scary! The old witch especially likes to eat boys and girls. After the sun sets, if the children wander in the woods, they often hear their parents calling themselves. If they walk over, they will be caught and eaten by the old witch! There are already three children in the village who have been poisoned by her. Now everyone dare not go to the woods.
Open the notebook and record it: Black Forest, Moulin Moon... The old witch who simulates human voices, yes, yes, very good...
He looked up and asked, "Old man, what kind of monster is the son of the old witch?"
The village chief scratched his white hair and said in a daze: This is strange. I heard that the old witch is dry and thin, with green skin as green as moss, but his son is very different.
I asked happily and surprised: What is the difference?
The village chief said: I have seen the old witch's son. That guy often takes the animals hunted in the woods to the village for food. If my old eyes have not been blind, he should be a giant with a stigma.
Happily smiled: Oh, that's a ox head, a very common sub-giant, often caught by hunters as servants
The village chief said sincerely: If you want me to tell me, the tauren living in the woods is not bad. The child has a rough temper and has no brains, but he is still kind-hearted.
He nodded happily and wrote: The adopted son of the old witch, the simple bullhead giant...
He looked up at the forest and decided to go over and visit the old witch mother-in-law and son
The village chief vomited a smoke ring and continued: In addition to the monsters, mother and son in the Moulin Mofang, there are some other monsters in the local area. I wonder if the young master is interested?
Smiling, he said: Just say it
Village Chief: Walk north along the river and through the black forest, you will enter a natural jungle of mechanical trees
Xinran's eyes lit up and asked: Are there monsters in the forest?
The village chief shook his head and said with a smile: I haven't heard of any monsters, but the mechanical forest is a place that is easy to get lost. Once you go in, you will probably not be able to get around.
Quickly Record: The Maze of the Mechanical Woods, a villain can be installed
If you are lucky and can walk out of the mechanical woods, it will be a cemetery
Cemetery?
Yes, there was a village in the area before, but later the plague broke out. After a blind date in the neighborhood, there was no funeral or anyone to pay tribute. The dead people were resentful and turned into evil spirits and ghosts. Every late at night, they crawled out of the grave and turned into zombies and walked around. It was very terrible. The old village chief said chillingly.
The plague caused the destruction of the countryside, the dead turned into zombies, and they all came out in the middle of the night... Very good, exciting enough!
I happily used my pen to fly and asked without raising my head, is there anything else?
There are some!
The village chief said enthusiastically that when you walk through the cemetery, you will cry in the valley.
I asked curiously: Is the crying valley... Does this place name have a origin?
There must be a source. I heard that every night there are babies crying in the valley, not one or two, but hundreds of babies crying at the same time! The situation is really thrilling. No matter how brave the people are, they will be scared to death when they hear it. Therefore, no one has ever been in, so naturally they cannot know what monsters are in the valley.
Crying in the valley, the secret realm of thousands of babies crying in the middle of the night... It's interesting, I didn't expect that there were such strange and strange things in the countryside
I was so happy that I wrote down the village chief's words
Seeing that his words became the material for artists, it is likely to be printed on books and spread widely in the future. I couldn't help but be happy and said excitedly: After passing the crying valley, it was the cliff dragon cave... No, let me think about it, it seemed that something was missing... Oh, by the way! It's a nightmare corridor,
The village chief slapped his head and said confidently that the only way to the cliff dragon cave is a nightmare back to the corridor
He asked happily: There must be dragons in the cliff dragon cave?
The village chief laughed and said: If the dragon is still alive, will we still dare to live here? It was killed by the monster hunter more than a hundred years ago, and the treasures in the dragon cave were also robbed, and now there is only a hole left.
Xinran said disapprovingly: It doesn't matter if there is no dragon, as long as the stage I mean the cave is still there, what's going on with the nightmare corridor? It sounds terrible
Oh, the nightmare corridor Ah, there are a large group of vampires living inside! The village chief said with an exaggerated expression
Xinran smiled and said: I am very familiar with vampires. Is the family living in the corridor a secret party or a demon party?
The old man didn't know that Xinran was also a vampire, and he was completely confused about his family terms. He said silly: I don't know what kind of party that guy is. He is very powerful anyway, with big wings, looks like a mouse, with sharp teeth, and sucking blood when he hits a person!
Xinran sneered: Old man, that is a vampire bat, not a vampire!
The village elder blushed and said embarrassedly: I can suck blood anyway, it's almost the same
Xinranwann laughed and remembered: Nightmare Corridor, the habitat of large groups of vampire bats...
The village chief scoured his stomach and could never think of new things
Xinran put his pen down and said with a smile: These materials are almost enough. Old man, thank you so much today.
Oh my young master, you gave me so much money, can you just listen to the story?
The village chief felt that he was uneasy and was a little uneasy.
Xinran smiled and said: Don't say that, everything you always tell is more than a story to me. I plan to use these stories as materials to create a film
What is the movie? The old man asked in a daze
Smiling and said: Simply put, it's just acting
Oh~So you are a playwright
No, no, then I don't dare to be a moviemaker, I'm actually a fledgling filmmaker, you can call me Director Su
The village chief nodded halfway through or not and asked: Director Su, what else can I do for you?
Xinran smiled: At this time tomorrow, our actors will gather in Yangliu Village. The protagonist is a little girl named Lanlan. The whole drama is based on her ranger adventure. There is currently a serious lack of extras. If you are always convenient, can you help me arrange it? I will pay a generous salary.
When the village chief heard that he had money to make money, he immediately felt energetic and attracted the whole village to listen to Xinran's script.
Everyone doesn't know what extras happen to, but since they are acting, it's not like playing.
Now rush to sign up
Xinran was so busy here that he suddenly heard someone screaming behind him: Fight, beat, beat, beat, beat
I looked back in surprise and saw a group of deer-headed rat destination goblins appear at the entrance of the village, wearing tattered armor, with dirt on their faces, and exuding a stinking smell.
The leading goblin rode a gray wolf, holding a mace, and grinned with a big mouth facing the sky. Typing and typing endlessly. The flat pig nose was whispering white air.
Goblin, also known as goblin, is an ugly little monster. He is short and thin, timid and greedy, has no brains and no special skills. He is more like a mouse relative than a subhuman.
In Central China, goblins are a very small number of creatures whose power is not as strong as ordinary people. Therefore, although the villagers hate them, they are not very afraid.
Xinran became interested in these goblins, and stepped forward and asked the goblin leader riding a wolf: You have been "fighting" for a long time, what do you want to fight?
Me, I'm fucking robbery!
The Goblin leader was a stuttering, he was stammering for a long time and at least he could come out of his mind.
Smiling, he grabbed his hair with a slight smile, easily throwing it into the air
The goblin leader screamed in fear. Seeing this, the rest of the party hurriedly took the nail to help the battle.
Xinran bounced his ten fingers and shot out the Xutian finger sword. He used the word "Absorbing" technique to stick to the ten goblins who rushed in the front as a weapon to throw them into the crowd.
The goblins were knocked over by the person hit by their companions, and then they were also stuck by the happy internal force. This cycle continued, and half of the goblins were suppressed within a few seconds.
Goblins are bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. Seeing Xinran is so powerful, they are immediately frightened and dispersed.
Unexpectedly, the village chief had led the young villagers to guard the entrance of the village with sticks, knives and forks, and captured all the annoying little monsters in one go.
On the contrary, the goblin leader's wolf is brave enough and he opens his bloody mouth and pounces on it.
Xinran's hands were not idle, so he simply kicked the wolf and kicked it horizontally. He happened to collided with the fallen goblin leader and rolled into a ball of wailing.
Happy tossing the dying goblin in his hand, walked to the goblin leader with a smile
The goblin leader was so scared that he kowtowed and begged for mercy: Old, old, old, big, I, we are just the lowest, lower, inferior land, spirit. If you kill us all, you will not grow many sutras, sutras, and experience values! Why do you have to bully the weak and bad reputation?
Xinran slapped him in the face and said angrily: Have you bullied the weak?
Looking back at the goblins, he shouted: Who of you saw me bullying the weak?
Screak, no!
The goblins answered in unison
I, I, I, I, fuck!
The goblin leader glared at his compatriots who were taking advantage of the situation. You, you, you are so shameless to tell lies with your eyes open!
Xinran admired him again and asked with a grin: Hello, no one saw me bullying the weak, have you seen it?
The goblin leader covered his swollen cheeks and shook his head and said: No, no, I didn't see anything... I didn't see anything!
He smiled happily and said: Is there any weakness here?
No...no weakness The goblin leader said dejectedly
He smiled happily and said: What is your name and where is your origin?
The goblin leader said: The little man is named Sizisora Mongovich, who is the goblin prince in the sky and the green fields
Happily laughed: It turned out to be His Highness, I feel respectful and respectful
Old, boss, let me have a way out, I will definitely repay you
Goblin Prince wags his tail and begs for mercy
Xinran smiled and said: It is not difficult to survive for you, but you will follow my command in the future
No, no problem! You always ask me to go east, I, I don’t dare to look west!
Nodded with satisfaction and said: Actually, what I asked you to do is very simple, just play a role in the movie
Ha! This is a good thing!
The Goblin Prince said complacently, I, I've grown up so old, haven't acted in a movie yet, Boss, you are such a good person
Xinran smiled and said: Stop flattering, you will call me Director Su in the future, and your name is too long-lasting, I don't like it, so I will change my name from now on
Hehe~ OK, great, the new name is very good, the prince smiled flatteringly
Give me a glimpse of the goblins around me, and first take out a few bottles of wine from Qiankun bag to entertain them
The goblins were immediately fascinated by the smell of wine and rushed forward.
Xinran raised his hand to signal everyone to quiet, saying: Those who want to be an actor have raised their hands to sign up. After the matter is done, each person will receive a bottle of Hu Su wine and a delicious meal of char siu rice!
Husu sake!
Barbecue rice!
Long live Mr. Su!
Director Su will be immortal!
The goblins, headed by Prince Hee, cheered in unison and swore their loyalty
With the goblins as villain, the script of Hilarious has improved a lot
Hehe Prince has few scenes in the party, just before the heroine appears, she returns to the village and performs a live robbery to create momentum for Lanlan's appearance.
Although the goblin is a weak and pitiful monster, as a director, I hope that Prince Hee can at least show the arrogance that a little boss should have on the stage.
For this, he happily arranged a few lines for Heihe and made him appear in a stunning manner with a crazy laugh.
Hehe, let me laugh a few times first
OK!
Prince Hehe smiled with his hands on his hips and stretched his neck, squeaking, squeaking, ~ ~ …
(Aversion to chills!
Director, how am I laughing?
Xinran shook her head and said: It's too far! You laugh like this, not only isn't arrogant, but also very despicable. I'll teach you. I'll listen to it. Hahahahahahahahahaha, you're so useless. You're definitely not the opponent of my invincible strong man. Ah, don't go against the will of heaven. Hand over the delicious food and drinks. That's it. Learn it for me.
Hehe Prince said confidently: No, no problem, director, just look at it
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After a long time, I still didn't spit out the second half
He shook his head happily and said discouragedly: Forget it, don't recite the lines, just laugh it off
But this is not possible. Prince Hehe's laughter is too low-key, and it's not arrogance even if it's ten times larger.
He thought happily, and suddenly thought of a cruel method. He asked the villagers for a bottle of salt and poured it into Prince Hee's throat. It was so salty that he rolled all over the ground, and it was so painful that he was so bitter.
Xinran brought him another bowl of thick honey and poured it on...
After such tossing and turning, the poor prince almost devoted himself to art. When the salty and sweet spirit passed, his voice became hoarse.
Oh, hehehehehe~~ You are so useless, Tongtong will give me a stroll!
After repeated drills, Prince Hee finally let out a relatively arrogant laugh, and his lines were reduced to the point where he did not stutter.
Xinran is very satisfied with his progress, sent all the goblins to go home to preview the script, and when the filming officially starts, he will appear in the village.
I left the village and walked towards the gloomy woods, looking for the legend of the villagers.
However, on this day, the peace of Yangliu Village was broken by the visit of a foreigner.
The afternoon sun is warm, and a few white clouds are floating in the blue sky
A beautiful boy in white clothes, snowy, came gracefully on the pebbles that were dry and shining in the sun, as if a white cloud fell from the sky
The boy held a seemingly heavy leather bag and found the old village chief and started talking endlessly.
He is Su Xinran who is running around to realize Lanlan's dream of a wanderer
A noble artist who happily claimed to have come to the folk to collect folk style, wanted to find out if there are monsters and ghosts nearby. It doesn’t matter if there is no real thing, as long as there are legends in this area.
He can perform artistic processing based on legend
After saying that, I took out a handful of silver dollars and stuffed it into the village chief with a smile: I have a little bit of meaning, but I don't respect me.
The old village chief's dim eyes were stimulated by the light of silver, and he was excited.
He kept talking: Do you dare to ask the young master’s surname?
Don't have your surname Su
Hahaha~ Young Master Su doesn’t know anything. Our Yangliu Village is known for its many disasters and difficulties. Not only does it exist, but it also emerges one after another!
As he said that, he pointed to the black forest on the other side of the river with a pipe rod, and shouted in a fuss, seeing that there was no such forest, there was a devil inside!
Xinran asked curiously: What kind of devil is it, is it very powerful?
The village chief lowered his voice: There is a mill by the river in the forest. The roof is painted red. The mill owner is an old witch who has lived for many years. No one can say she is a human or a ghost. On sunny days, she makes tofu in the mill. The ingredients are not beans, but the flesh and blood of animals. On rainy days, she hangs on the trees like a kite, floating in the wind and rain, which is so scary! The old witch especially likes to eat boys and girls. After the sun sets, if the children wander in the woods, they often hear their parents calling themselves. If they walk over, they will be caught and eaten by the old witch! There are already three children in the village who have been poisoned by her. Now everyone dare not go to the woods.
Open the notebook and record it: Black Forest, Moulin Moon... The old witch who simulates human voices, yes, yes, very good...
He looked up and asked, "Old man, what kind of monster is the son of the old witch?"
The village chief scratched his white hair and said in a daze: This is strange. I heard that the old witch is dry and thin, with green skin as green as moss, but his son is very different.
I asked happily and surprised: What is the difference?
The village chief said: I have seen the old witch's son. That guy often takes the animals hunted in the woods to the village for food. If my old eyes have not been blind, he should be a giant with a stigma.
Happily smiled: Oh, that's a ox head, a very common sub-giant, often caught by hunters as servants
The village chief said sincerely: If you want me to tell me, the tauren living in the woods is not bad. The child has a rough temper and has no brains, but he is still kind-hearted.
He nodded happily and wrote: The adopted son of the old witch, the simple bullhead giant...
He looked up at the forest and decided to go over and visit the old witch mother-in-law and son
The village chief vomited a smoke ring and continued: In addition to the monsters, mother and son in the Moulin Mofang, there are some other monsters in the local area. I wonder if the young master is interested?
Smiling, he said: Just say it
Village Chief: Walk north along the river and through the black forest, you will enter a natural jungle of mechanical trees
Xinran's eyes lit up and asked: Are there monsters in the forest?
The village chief shook his head and said with a smile: I haven't heard of any monsters, but the mechanical forest is a place that is easy to get lost. Once you go in, you will probably not be able to get around.
Quickly Record: The Maze of the Mechanical Woods, a villain can be installed
If you are lucky and can walk out of the mechanical woods, it will be a cemetery
Cemetery?
Yes, there was a village in the area before, but later the plague broke out. After a blind date in the neighborhood, there was no funeral or anyone to pay tribute. The dead people were resentful and turned into evil spirits and ghosts. Every late at night, they crawled out of the grave and turned into zombies and walked around. It was very terrible. The old village chief said chillingly.
The plague caused the destruction of the countryside, the dead turned into zombies, and they all came out in the middle of the night... Very good, exciting enough!
I happily used my pen to fly and asked without raising my head, is there anything else?
There are some!
The village chief said enthusiastically that when you walk through the cemetery, you will cry in the valley.
I asked curiously: Is the crying valley... Does this place name have a origin?
There must be a source. I heard that every night there are babies crying in the valley, not one or two, but hundreds of babies crying at the same time! The situation is really thrilling. No matter how brave the people are, they will be scared to death when they hear it. Therefore, no one has ever been in, so naturally they cannot know what monsters are in the valley.
Crying in the valley, the secret realm of thousands of babies crying in the middle of the night... It's interesting, I didn't expect that there were such strange and strange things in the countryside
I was so happy that I wrote down the village chief's words
Seeing that his words became the material for artists, it is likely to be printed on books and spread widely in the future. I couldn't help but be happy and said excitedly: After passing the crying valley, it was the cliff dragon cave... No, let me think about it, it seemed that something was missing... Oh, by the way! It's a nightmare corridor,
The village chief slapped his head and said confidently that the only way to the cliff dragon cave is a nightmare back to the corridor
He asked happily: There must be dragons in the cliff dragon cave?
The village chief laughed and said: If the dragon is still alive, will we still dare to live here? It was killed by the monster hunter more than a hundred years ago, and the treasures in the dragon cave were also robbed, and now there is only a hole left.
Xinran said disapprovingly: It doesn't matter if there is no dragon, as long as the stage I mean the cave is still there, what's going on with the nightmare corridor? It sounds terrible
Oh, the nightmare corridor Ah, there are a large group of vampires living inside! The village chief said with an exaggerated expression
Xinran smiled and said: I am very familiar with vampires. Is the family living in the corridor a secret party or a demon party?
The old man didn't know that Xinran was also a vampire, and he was completely confused about his family terms. He said silly: I don't know what kind of party that guy is. He is very powerful anyway, with big wings, looks like a mouse, with sharp teeth, and sucking blood when he hits a person!
Xinran sneered: Old man, that is a vampire bat, not a vampire!
The village elder blushed and said embarrassedly: I can suck blood anyway, it's almost the same
Xinranwann laughed and remembered: Nightmare Corridor, the habitat of large groups of vampire bats...
The village chief scoured his stomach and could never think of new things
Xinran put his pen down and said with a smile: These materials are almost enough. Old man, thank you so much today.
Oh my young master, you gave me so much money, can you just listen to the story?
The village chief felt that he was uneasy and was a little uneasy.
Xinran smiled and said: Don't say that, everything you always tell is more than a story to me. I plan to use these stories as materials to create a film
What is the movie? The old man asked in a daze
Smiling and said: Simply put, it's just acting
Oh~So you are a playwright
No, no, then I don't dare to be a moviemaker, I'm actually a fledgling filmmaker, you can call me Director Su
The village chief nodded halfway through or not and asked: Director Su, what else can I do for you?
Xinran smiled: At this time tomorrow, our actors will gather in Yangliu Village. The protagonist is a little girl named Lanlan. The whole drama is based on her ranger adventure. There is currently a serious lack of extras. If you are always convenient, can you help me arrange it? I will pay a generous salary.
When the village chief heard that he had money to make money, he immediately felt energetic and attracted the whole village to listen to Xinran's script.
Everyone doesn't know what extras happen to, but since they are acting, it's not like playing.
Now rush to sign up
Xinran was so busy here that he suddenly heard someone screaming behind him: Fight, beat, beat, beat, beat
I looked back in surprise and saw a group of deer-headed rat destination goblins appear at the entrance of the village, wearing tattered armor, with dirt on their faces, and exuding a stinking smell.
The leading goblin rode a gray wolf, holding a mace, and grinned with a big mouth facing the sky. Typing and typing endlessly. The flat pig nose was whispering white air.
Goblin, also known as goblin, is an ugly little monster. He is short and thin, timid and greedy, has no brains and no special skills. He is more like a mouse relative than a subhuman.
In Central China, goblins are a very small number of creatures whose power is not as strong as ordinary people. Therefore, although the villagers hate them, they are not very afraid.
Xinran became interested in these goblins, and stepped forward and asked the goblin leader riding a wolf: You have been "fighting" for a long time, what do you want to fight?
Me, I'm fucking robbery!
The Goblin leader was a stuttering, he was stammering for a long time and at least he could come out of his mind.
Smiling, he grabbed his hair with a slight smile, easily throwing it into the air
The goblin leader screamed in fear. Seeing this, the rest of the party hurriedly took the nail to help the battle.
Xinran bounced his ten fingers and shot out the Xutian finger sword. He used the word "Absorbing" technique to stick to the ten goblins who rushed in the front as a weapon to throw them into the crowd.
The goblins were knocked over by the person hit by their companions, and then they were also stuck by the happy internal force. This cycle continued, and half of the goblins were suppressed within a few seconds.
Goblins are bullying the weak and afraid of the strong. Seeing Xinran is so powerful, they are immediately frightened and dispersed.
Unexpectedly, the village chief had led the young villagers to guard the entrance of the village with sticks, knives and forks, and captured all the annoying little monsters in one go.
On the contrary, the goblin leader's wolf is brave enough and he opens his bloody mouth and pounces on it.
Xinran's hands were not idle, so he simply kicked the wolf and kicked it horizontally. He happened to collided with the fallen goblin leader and rolled into a ball of wailing.
Happy tossing the dying goblin in his hand, walked to the goblin leader with a smile
The goblin leader was so scared that he kowtowed and begged for mercy: Old, old, old, big, I, we are just the lowest, lower, inferior land, spirit. If you kill us all, you will not grow many sutras, sutras, and experience values! Why do you have to bully the weak and bad reputation?
Xinran slapped him in the face and said angrily: Have you bullied the weak?
Looking back at the goblins, he shouted: Who of you saw me bullying the weak?
Screak, no!
The goblins answered in unison
I, I, I, I, fuck!
The goblin leader glared at his compatriots who were taking advantage of the situation. You, you, you are so shameless to tell lies with your eyes open!
Xinran admired him again and asked with a grin: Hello, no one saw me bullying the weak, have you seen it?
The goblin leader covered his swollen cheeks and shook his head and said: No, no, I didn't see anything... I didn't see anything!
He smiled happily and said: Is there any weakness here?
No...no weakness The goblin leader said dejectedly
He smiled happily and said: What is your name and where is your origin?
The goblin leader said: The little man is named Sizisora Mongovich, who is the goblin prince in the sky and the green fields
Happily laughed: It turned out to be His Highness, I feel respectful and respectful
Old, boss, let me have a way out, I will definitely repay you
Goblin Prince wags his tail and begs for mercy
Xinran smiled and said: It is not difficult to survive for you, but you will follow my command in the future
No, no problem! You always ask me to go east, I, I don’t dare to look west!
Nodded with satisfaction and said: Actually, what I asked you to do is very simple, just play a role in the movie
Ha! This is a good thing!
The Goblin Prince said complacently, I, I've grown up so old, haven't acted in a movie yet, Boss, you are such a good person
Xinran smiled and said: Stop flattering, you will call me Director Su in the future, and your name is too long-lasting, I don't like it, so I will change my name from now on
Hehe~ OK, great, the new name is very good, the prince smiled flatteringly
Give me a glimpse of the goblins around me, and first take out a few bottles of wine from Qiankun bag to entertain them
The goblins were immediately fascinated by the smell of wine and rushed forward.
Xinran raised his hand to signal everyone to quiet, saying: Those who want to be an actor have raised their hands to sign up. After the matter is done, each person will receive a bottle of Hu Su wine and a delicious meal of char siu rice!
Husu sake!
Barbecue rice!
Long live Mr. Su!
Director Su will be immortal!
The goblins, headed by Prince Hee, cheered in unison and swore their loyalty
With the goblins as villain, the script of Hilarious has improved a lot
Hehe Prince has few scenes in the party, just before the heroine appears, she returns to the village and performs a live robbery to create momentum for Lanlan's appearance.
Although the goblin is a weak and pitiful monster, as a director, I hope that Prince Hee can at least show the arrogance that a little boss should have on the stage.
For this, he happily arranged a few lines for Heihe and made him appear in a stunning manner with a crazy laugh.
Hehe, let me laugh a few times first
OK!
Prince Hehe smiled with his hands on his hips and stretched his neck, squeaking, squeaking, ~ ~ …
(Aversion to chills!
Director, how am I laughing?
Xinran shook her head and said: It's too far! You laugh like this, not only isn't arrogant, but also very despicable. I'll teach you. I'll listen to it. Hahahahahahahahahaha, you're so useless. You're definitely not the opponent of my invincible strong man. Ah, don't go against the will of heaven. Hand over the delicious food and drinks. That's it. Learn it for me.
Hehe Prince said confidently: No, no problem, director, just look at it
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After a long time, I still didn't spit out the second half
He shook his head happily and said discouragedly: Forget it, don't recite the lines, just laugh it off
But this is not possible. Prince Hehe's laughter is too low-key, and it's not arrogance even if it's ten times larger.
He thought happily, and suddenly thought of a cruel method. He asked the villagers for a bottle of salt and poured it into Prince Hee's throat. It was so salty that he rolled all over the ground, and it was so painful that he was so bitter.
Xinran brought him another bowl of thick honey and poured it on...
After such tossing and turning, the poor prince almost devoted himself to art. When the salty and sweet spirit passed, his voice became hoarse.
Oh, hehehehehe~~ You are so useless, Tongtong will give me a stroll!
After repeated drills, Prince Hee finally let out a relatively arrogant laugh, and his lines were reduced to the point where he did not stutter.
Xinran is very satisfied with his progress, sent all the goblins to go home to preview the script, and when the filming officially starts, he will appear in the village.
I left the village and walked towards the gloomy woods, looking for the legend of the villagers.