The big bed was very elastic. Xi Chenyue found that she was thrown heavily on the bed in the sunken clouds. She bounced up a little longer before it fell down. She couldn't help but screamed in fear. She quickly got up, hid in the corner of the wall, hugged the quilt on her body, and shouted: In the sunken clouds, don't come over, if you dare to come over, I will jump into the bed.
Chen Yunzhong said: Jump on the bed? I heard it for the first time. I have only heard of someone who jumped out of the window before. Yueyue’s wife, you are so fresh.
Chen Yunzhong said this incredibly unclear. Is it the people or the words fresh?
Anyway, Xi Chenyue didn't understand, so she thought it was a fresh statement, although Xi Chenyue knew that she was also fresh.
I finished jumping into the bed and then jumping into the window. Can't it be?
It's easy to jump off the bed, but jump off the window... In this room, I was the only one watching, but I jumped outside, but there were many people watching, and it was beyond recognition.You would rather be watched than let me watch?
Xi Chenyue suddenly felt that Chen Yunzhong was right. Instead of letting so many people watch, it would be better... Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah, what are you thinking about? He must be scaring people!
Are you just watching?
Xi Chenyue asked carefully.
Chen Yunzhong said: Of course not. You have to touch it after reading it, and you have to try it after touching it. This is a process of collecting a wife. In fact, it is the same as buying things. For example, when buying clothes, you must first look at the style, color, and workmanship. Then you have to touch the fabric with your hands and check the feel. Finally, you have to try it on, see if you have to see whether you want to buy it. As long as these are suitable, the price is not a problem.
When marrying a wife, you must first look, temperament, and figure, and then you have to touch it. Whether the skin is smooth, whether the body is fragrant, whether the chest and buttocks are not elastic, and finally you have to try love. However, it is usually called trial marriage, but it is actually the same, just look at whether you are in bed or not. If you are in bed, you are in harmony, okay, get married, don’t, okay, break up, and everyone will go their separate ways.
So, what people usually say is that women are like clothes, actually makes a lot of sense.
Xi Chenyue listened patiently, and the more she listened, the more outrageous she became. After listening, she cursed angrily: In the clouds, you are a hooligan. No wonder Guo Degang said that hooligans are not scary, just because they are afraid that hooligans are educated. Hooligans can’t stop them. You are both cultured and martial arts, and the whole thing is infinitely terrifying.
Chen Yunzhong laughed at the sound of hearing this: Yueyue Wife, you are quite talented too!
Xi Chenyue said: Bah, don’t beat the horse.
Chen Yunzhong said: Do you know what Ma P means?
Xi Chenyue thought about it carefully and she really didn't know. Anyway, it was just flattery. She was about to answer, but she heard Chen Yun say: Horse P, as the name suggests, is a small PP of Ma Zi, so it is very comfortable to shoot horse P, men are comfortable, and his horse is also comfortable, which is a very beneficial exercise for the body and mind. Moreover, this sport does not require venues or time, and can be filmed anywhere and at any time. In addition to creating love, sporting Map is one of the most popular and enthusiastic sports people in the world. It does not distinguish between national boundaries, races, wealth and poverty, high and low, with a large number of participants and a wide range of participation. It is known as the world's three major sports, together with football and basketball...
puff……
Xi Chenyue finally burst into laughter, hiding behind the quilt, trembling, and laughing very hard. Don’t say anything more. If you continue talking, I won’t have the strength to resist for a while.
Chen Yunzhong said: Good months, why do you need to resist? In fact, the more you resist this kind of thing, the more excited the man is, but I still hope you are willing. After all, it is very disgraceful to use rape to your wife. However, if you want to cooperate with me to play the rape game, then I will not beg for it!
Bah, you think beautifully!
Good months, can I give me a good look?Do you know?Actually, I fell in love with you since the moment we had close contact in the bathroom, but I didn’t get you until today. Do you know how hard I have worked...
Xi Chenyue cursed with a flushed face: Go to death, you haven’t got me yet!You are not allowed to say those rogue words!
Unmoved in the clouds, he slowly climbed over. He now enjoyed this tone very much. He felt that he had the talent to be a political commissar, and could brainwash women without realizing it, and willingly went to Wushan with him. That sense of accomplishment was unparalleled.
Baby, this is not a hooligan. We are all senior intellectuals and college students. So we should be more professional and use the more academic term in the present. This is called training. What does training mean?In fact, there is no need to distinguish it so clearly. As long as you know that after the training, we can come naturally and go to Wushan together to do the beautiful things of clouds and rain.
Bah, you are not an intellectual. The whole academic hooligan, the meaning of training is education and guidance, and it has been biased by you bad people.
Xi Chenyue was indignant.
Chen Yun said: My wife is so bad about this. Chinese is originally a very lively language, with rich vocabulary and extensive meaning. Training can be used as a kind of education. The eighth chapter of "Dream of Red Mansions" reads, "It was not that day that I was wrong. I don't know the one who was not trained, I just wanted to please you and gave you a sip of wine." ’It means very healthy.
Also, it can be used as a training lecture. There is a line in the first act of Lao She's drama "Teahouse": "The country man is so handsome!"Bring it into the city and dress up and train it well. It is guaranteed to be both beautiful and have rules!’In addition, in fact, training also has the meaning of teasing, which can also be said to be **. Should ** know what it means?In my opinion, ** is a great and sacred cause, even the sacredness of marriage. Even Liu Yuxi, a great writer of the Tang Dynasty, praised the articles. In the "Inscription on the Humble Room", he said, "You can adjust the Suqin and read the Jin Jing." At first glance, it seems nothing. In fact, this is because ancient people were more etiquette and had some conservative thoughts, so their speech is usually more obscure. Many times, they can only express their true meaning by using the method of false words. In fact, the real meaning of this sentence is "adjust the Suqin and read the Yin Jing." Do you know why many men say that every family has a difficult sutra to recite?The meaning is very obvious. A woman’s vagina is a scripture. If you want to read her, you must make great efforts and many difficulties.
The more Xi Chenyue listened, the more she became, the more she was wrong. At first, she was still citing classics and doing academic research, but after hearing it, the taste changed. What are these fallacies and fallacies?
Not only did he explain the good "The Inscription on the Humble Room" beyond recognition, but he also ruined a beautiful saying. This is no longer a simple hooligan, and he can simply rise to the level of anti-human and anti-social!
Fortunately, he was his idol, geese, and cicadas. He could write such pure love. Who knew that he would be so rogue and so vulgar in reality?
Xi Chenyue has received pure and serious education since she was a child. She came into contact with pure and serious people and developed a pure and serious heart. Now, when she suddenly heard this hooligan argument, she felt a little fresh, but she blushed and her heart beat faster. This guy is so annoying!
Xi Chenyue twisted for a long time, letting her shyness slow down before spitting: In the clouds, you are so hooligan, aren’t you afraid that Senior Liu Yuxi will jump out of the coffin and fight for you?
Chen Yunzhong was just talking while moving forward quietly. Xi Chenyue was shy and dared not look up, so she let Chen Yunzhong move to her easily.
As soon as he looked up, Xi Chenyue was surprised to find that Shen Yun's face was less than 3 cm apart from him. He could hear him breathing. Xi Chenyue's little face turned red and she was about to twist away, but she was accidentally kissed by Shen Yun.
Xi Chenyue was suddenly shocked, and hid back like a frightened deer, but suddenly it hit the wall, and tears fell from the pain.
Chen Yunzhong didn't expect this to happen. He hugged Xi Chenyue over, touched the place where she was hit, and said: Baby, it's all my fault, it hurts, right?
Xi Chenyue was born in an old-fashioned family. Her father was a soldier and her mother was a businessman. She was a stern and serious person. She was always held by a nanny and nanny since she was a child. When did she enjoy such gentle care?
Suddenly my nose felt sore, and I felt a little aggrieved and moved. What was wrong was that this guy in Chen Yunzhong made me hit me. What was touched was that this guy seemed to be more pampered to me than my parents. I really convinced him that a big man was so tender, just as he was.
Chen Yunzhong gently rubbed Xi Chenyue's head with his hand, adding a little soft energy from the healing system, which quickly turned the pain intovisible and said: Baby, I'm sorry Ah, it won't hurt in a while. Be good, I feel sorry for me. I'll remove this broken wall sooner or later!
Xi Chenyue's head no longer hurts, and her guard has been eliminated a lot. She burst out with a puff and said: Why are you scolding it? It's just a dead thing, but you don't understand what you are saying?You are a waste of expression!
Chen Yunzhong asked back: How do you know it doesn’t understand? It understands, I just want it to apologize to you!
Xi Chenyue's smile became even stronger and she said: The walls are dead, and a pair of bricks and cement are made of, how could she apologize?
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby Yueyue, you don’t know this, right? Everything in the world has feelings and feelings. It cannot be said that there is no consciousness and feelings because there is no life. In your opinion, the walls are dead, but they are also emotional things, so they still have to be reasonable.
Xi Chenyue laughed again: I don’t believe it. If you keep running a train, you will talk nonsense and never say anything serious!
Chen Yun said: Humph, I don’t believe in your husband, I’m so angry!
Xi Chenyue spat and said: Bah, you are not my husband. You are Xiaoyan’s husband. Xiaoyan’s idiot actually made accomplices for the tiger and let me get into the tiger’s mouth. Sooner or later, I will seek revenge on her!
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, you are thinking about taking revenge now. After we do what we like to do, you will not take revenge!
Xi Chenyue said: Humph, I don’t know how to do it!
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby, can we make a bet first?
Xi Chenyue said: What bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: If I want the wall to apologize to you, then I promise to be my wife, okay?
Xi Chenyue thought about it, but she almost didn't think much. How could the wall apologize?It's a cosmic joke!Promise: OK!But what if you can't do it?
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, I really haven’t thought about this, mainly because I am too confident.
Xi Chenyue laughed out loud again: He is so thick-skinned, dominating the universe!
Chen Yunzhong said: Let’s do this, if I lose, this house will be yours, you should be the owner of the house!
Xi Chenyue was a smart woman. She immediately heard the trap in her words and said: Do you mean you want to be me a hostess, right?It's better to be 'one of the hostesses', right?
Chen Yunzhong said: Yeah, why is Yueyue’s wife so smart? The future is really unlimited!
Xi Chenyue said: If you lose, call out the three of them and lie on the ground and ride them as horses!
Chen Yunzhong said: OK, no problem! Then I'll start Ah now, you're optimistic.
After saying that, energy was circulating in the clouds and creating a phantom on the wall, which looked like a face, but that face was made of bricks and looked very funny.
Xi Chenyue looked at this sudden change and was so shocked that her little mouth couldn't close, and said: What's going on?
Chen Yunzhong did not answer, and manipulated the energy to let the wall face speak: Dear Miss Yueyue, I am really sorry, because I am too hard, it has caused you great pain. For this, I sincerely apologize and hope you accept it!
Xi Chenyue almost jumped up in surprise, but she quickly heard the awkward smell, what does it mean that I am too hard and caused you great pain. This is so reminiscent of it!
In the clouds, you are acting like a hooligan again!
Chen Yunzhong said aggrievedly: What's wrong with me? Is there any mistake in apology?
Xi Chenyue pursed her lips and said: You just said, you... are too hard, and if you hurt me, you are just a hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: How could this happen? Wife, the walls are very pure, it is really hard, otherwise how could you get hurt? I really didn't think of going anywhere else. Did you think of going somewhere else?
Xi Chenyue was not the opponent of this hooligan. She could no longer hold on her face. She buried herself in the quilt and cursed: Hooligan, hooligan, big hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby, surrender so quickly?
Xi Chenyue said: What surrender?
Chen Yunzhong said: You have made the small PP so high, don’t you allow me to do some associations? There is no way, this little PP is so tempting and even sent to me, so I'm not polite, otherwise wouldn't I understand the charm?
As he said that, Chen Yunzhong stroked his big hand on Xi Chenyue's buttocks and kneaded them hard.
Xi Chenyue was shocked suddenly, as if she was electrocuted, rolled the quilt and rolled to the side quickly, revealing her head, which looked like a long large rice dumpling, but the filling inside was a peerless beauty...
Chen Yunzhong said: Jump on the bed? I heard it for the first time. I have only heard of someone who jumped out of the window before. Yueyue’s wife, you are so fresh.
Chen Yunzhong said this incredibly unclear. Is it the people or the words fresh?
Anyway, Xi Chenyue didn't understand, so she thought it was a fresh statement, although Xi Chenyue knew that she was also fresh.
I finished jumping into the bed and then jumping into the window. Can't it be?
It's easy to jump off the bed, but jump off the window... In this room, I was the only one watching, but I jumped outside, but there were many people watching, and it was beyond recognition.You would rather be watched than let me watch?
Xi Chenyue suddenly felt that Chen Yunzhong was right. Instead of letting so many people watch, it would be better... Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah, what are you thinking about? He must be scaring people!
Are you just watching?
Xi Chenyue asked carefully.
Chen Yunzhong said: Of course not. You have to touch it after reading it, and you have to try it after touching it. This is a process of collecting a wife. In fact, it is the same as buying things. For example, when buying clothes, you must first look at the style, color, and workmanship. Then you have to touch the fabric with your hands and check the feel. Finally, you have to try it on, see if you have to see whether you want to buy it. As long as these are suitable, the price is not a problem.
When marrying a wife, you must first look, temperament, and figure, and then you have to touch it. Whether the skin is smooth, whether the body is fragrant, whether the chest and buttocks are not elastic, and finally you have to try love. However, it is usually called trial marriage, but it is actually the same, just look at whether you are in bed or not. If you are in bed, you are in harmony, okay, get married, don’t, okay, break up, and everyone will go their separate ways.
So, what people usually say is that women are like clothes, actually makes a lot of sense.
Xi Chenyue listened patiently, and the more she listened, the more outrageous she became. After listening, she cursed angrily: In the clouds, you are a hooligan. No wonder Guo Degang said that hooligans are not scary, just because they are afraid that hooligans are educated. Hooligans can’t stop them. You are both cultured and martial arts, and the whole thing is infinitely terrifying.
Chen Yunzhong laughed at the sound of hearing this: Yueyue Wife, you are quite talented too!
Xi Chenyue said: Bah, don’t beat the horse.
Chen Yunzhong said: Do you know what Ma P means?
Xi Chenyue thought about it carefully and she really didn't know. Anyway, it was just flattery. She was about to answer, but she heard Chen Yun say: Horse P, as the name suggests, is a small PP of Ma Zi, so it is very comfortable to shoot horse P, men are comfortable, and his horse is also comfortable, which is a very beneficial exercise for the body and mind. Moreover, this sport does not require venues or time, and can be filmed anywhere and at any time. In addition to creating love, sporting Map is one of the most popular and enthusiastic sports people in the world. It does not distinguish between national boundaries, races, wealth and poverty, high and low, with a large number of participants and a wide range of participation. It is known as the world's three major sports, together with football and basketball...
puff……
Xi Chenyue finally burst into laughter, hiding behind the quilt, trembling, and laughing very hard. Don’t say anything more. If you continue talking, I won’t have the strength to resist for a while.
Chen Yunzhong said: Good months, why do you need to resist? In fact, the more you resist this kind of thing, the more excited the man is, but I still hope you are willing. After all, it is very disgraceful to use rape to your wife. However, if you want to cooperate with me to play the rape game, then I will not beg for it!
Bah, you think beautifully!
Good months, can I give me a good look?Do you know?Actually, I fell in love with you since the moment we had close contact in the bathroom, but I didn’t get you until today. Do you know how hard I have worked...
Xi Chenyue cursed with a flushed face: Go to death, you haven’t got me yet!You are not allowed to say those rogue words!
Unmoved in the clouds, he slowly climbed over. He now enjoyed this tone very much. He felt that he had the talent to be a political commissar, and could brainwash women without realizing it, and willingly went to Wushan with him. That sense of accomplishment was unparalleled.
Baby, this is not a hooligan. We are all senior intellectuals and college students. So we should be more professional and use the more academic term in the present. This is called training. What does training mean?In fact, there is no need to distinguish it so clearly. As long as you know that after the training, we can come naturally and go to Wushan together to do the beautiful things of clouds and rain.
Bah, you are not an intellectual. The whole academic hooligan, the meaning of training is education and guidance, and it has been biased by you bad people.
Xi Chenyue was indignant.
Chen Yun said: My wife is so bad about this. Chinese is originally a very lively language, with rich vocabulary and extensive meaning. Training can be used as a kind of education. The eighth chapter of "Dream of Red Mansions" reads, "It was not that day that I was wrong. I don't know the one who was not trained, I just wanted to please you and gave you a sip of wine." ’It means very healthy.
Also, it can be used as a training lecture. There is a line in the first act of Lao She's drama "Teahouse": "The country man is so handsome!"Bring it into the city and dress up and train it well. It is guaranteed to be both beautiful and have rules!’In addition, in fact, training also has the meaning of teasing, which can also be said to be **. Should ** know what it means?In my opinion, ** is a great and sacred cause, even the sacredness of marriage. Even Liu Yuxi, a great writer of the Tang Dynasty, praised the articles. In the "Inscription on the Humble Room", he said, "You can adjust the Suqin and read the Jin Jing." At first glance, it seems nothing. In fact, this is because ancient people were more etiquette and had some conservative thoughts, so their speech is usually more obscure. Many times, they can only express their true meaning by using the method of false words. In fact, the real meaning of this sentence is "adjust the Suqin and read the Yin Jing." Do you know why many men say that every family has a difficult sutra to recite?The meaning is very obvious. A woman’s vagina is a scripture. If you want to read her, you must make great efforts and many difficulties.
The more Xi Chenyue listened, the more she became, the more she was wrong. At first, she was still citing classics and doing academic research, but after hearing it, the taste changed. What are these fallacies and fallacies?
Not only did he explain the good "The Inscription on the Humble Room" beyond recognition, but he also ruined a beautiful saying. This is no longer a simple hooligan, and he can simply rise to the level of anti-human and anti-social!
Fortunately, he was his idol, geese, and cicadas. He could write such pure love. Who knew that he would be so rogue and so vulgar in reality?
Xi Chenyue has received pure and serious education since she was a child. She came into contact with pure and serious people and developed a pure and serious heart. Now, when she suddenly heard this hooligan argument, she felt a little fresh, but she blushed and her heart beat faster. This guy is so annoying!
Xi Chenyue twisted for a long time, letting her shyness slow down before spitting: In the clouds, you are so hooligan, aren’t you afraid that Senior Liu Yuxi will jump out of the coffin and fight for you?
Chen Yunzhong was just talking while moving forward quietly. Xi Chenyue was shy and dared not look up, so she let Chen Yunzhong move to her easily.
As soon as he looked up, Xi Chenyue was surprised to find that Shen Yun's face was less than 3 cm apart from him. He could hear him breathing. Xi Chenyue's little face turned red and she was about to twist away, but she was accidentally kissed by Shen Yun.
Xi Chenyue was suddenly shocked, and hid back like a frightened deer, but suddenly it hit the wall, and tears fell from the pain.
Chen Yunzhong didn't expect this to happen. He hugged Xi Chenyue over, touched the place where she was hit, and said: Baby, it's all my fault, it hurts, right?
Xi Chenyue was born in an old-fashioned family. Her father was a soldier and her mother was a businessman. She was a stern and serious person. She was always held by a nanny and nanny since she was a child. When did she enjoy such gentle care?
Suddenly my nose felt sore, and I felt a little aggrieved and moved. What was wrong was that this guy in Chen Yunzhong made me hit me. What was touched was that this guy seemed to be more pampered to me than my parents. I really convinced him that a big man was so tender, just as he was.
Chen Yunzhong gently rubbed Xi Chenyue's head with his hand, adding a little soft energy from the healing system, which quickly turned the pain intovisible and said: Baby, I'm sorry Ah, it won't hurt in a while. Be good, I feel sorry for me. I'll remove this broken wall sooner or later!
Xi Chenyue's head no longer hurts, and her guard has been eliminated a lot. She burst out with a puff and said: Why are you scolding it? It's just a dead thing, but you don't understand what you are saying?You are a waste of expression!
Chen Yunzhong asked back: How do you know it doesn’t understand? It understands, I just want it to apologize to you!
Xi Chenyue's smile became even stronger and she said: The walls are dead, and a pair of bricks and cement are made of, how could she apologize?
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby Yueyue, you don’t know this, right? Everything in the world has feelings and feelings. It cannot be said that there is no consciousness and feelings because there is no life. In your opinion, the walls are dead, but they are also emotional things, so they still have to be reasonable.
Xi Chenyue laughed again: I don’t believe it. If you keep running a train, you will talk nonsense and never say anything serious!
Chen Yun said: Humph, I don’t believe in your husband, I’m so angry!
Xi Chenyue spat and said: Bah, you are not my husband. You are Xiaoyan’s husband. Xiaoyan’s idiot actually made accomplices for the tiger and let me get into the tiger’s mouth. Sooner or later, I will seek revenge on her!
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, you are thinking about taking revenge now. After we do what we like to do, you will not take revenge!
Xi Chenyue said: Humph, I don’t know how to do it!
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby, can we make a bet first?
Xi Chenyue said: What bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: If I want the wall to apologize to you, then I promise to be my wife, okay?
Xi Chenyue thought about it, but she almost didn't think much. How could the wall apologize?It's a cosmic joke!Promise: OK!But what if you can't do it?
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, I really haven’t thought about this, mainly because I am too confident.
Xi Chenyue laughed out loud again: He is so thick-skinned, dominating the universe!
Chen Yunzhong said: Let’s do this, if I lose, this house will be yours, you should be the owner of the house!
Xi Chenyue was a smart woman. She immediately heard the trap in her words and said: Do you mean you want to be me a hostess, right?It's better to be 'one of the hostesses', right?
Chen Yunzhong said: Yeah, why is Yueyue’s wife so smart? The future is really unlimited!
Xi Chenyue said: If you lose, call out the three of them and lie on the ground and ride them as horses!
Chen Yunzhong said: OK, no problem! Then I'll start Ah now, you're optimistic.
After saying that, energy was circulating in the clouds and creating a phantom on the wall, which looked like a face, but that face was made of bricks and looked very funny.
Xi Chenyue looked at this sudden change and was so shocked that her little mouth couldn't close, and said: What's going on?
Chen Yunzhong did not answer, and manipulated the energy to let the wall face speak: Dear Miss Yueyue, I am really sorry, because I am too hard, it has caused you great pain. For this, I sincerely apologize and hope you accept it!
Xi Chenyue almost jumped up in surprise, but she quickly heard the awkward smell, what does it mean that I am too hard and caused you great pain. This is so reminiscent of it!
In the clouds, you are acting like a hooligan again!
Chen Yunzhong said aggrievedly: What's wrong with me? Is there any mistake in apology?
Xi Chenyue pursed her lips and said: You just said, you... are too hard, and if you hurt me, you are just a hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: How could this happen? Wife, the walls are very pure, it is really hard, otherwise how could you get hurt? I really didn't think of going anywhere else. Did you think of going somewhere else?
Xi Chenyue was not the opponent of this hooligan. She could no longer hold on her face. She buried herself in the quilt and cursed: Hooligan, hooligan, big hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Baby, surrender so quickly?
Xi Chenyue said: What surrender?
Chen Yunzhong said: You have made the small PP so high, don’t you allow me to do some associations? There is no way, this little PP is so tempting and even sent to me, so I'm not polite, otherwise wouldn't I understand the charm?
As he said that, Chen Yunzhong stroked his big hand on Xi Chenyue's buttocks and kneaded them hard.
Xi Chenyue was shocked suddenly, as if she was electrocuted, rolled the quilt and rolled to the side quickly, revealing her head, which looked like a long large rice dumpling, but the filling inside was a peerless beauty...
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