Chen Yunzhong took the agreement signed by Xi Chenyue and signed his name, saying: Yueyue’s wife, she has signed the signature, so she is not allowed to regret it.
Xi Chenyue said: I won’t regret it, but I will add a small condition.
Chen Yunzhong said: What conditions are you going to tell me, as long as it’s not too much.
Xi Chenyue said: Of course, it’s not too much. My condition is that you are not allowed to use your hands or feet. In short, you are not allowed to directly contact other people’s bodies, otherwise I will not admit it even if you call it out.
A big sweat in the clouds, he was arrived by Xichen Yuelei again and shouted strangely: Wife, your condition is indeed not too much, but too much! If you don’t let your body contact you, then you can still make a fuck? If I don’t touch you, I will still make you scream. This is simply... it’s better to let me give in!
Xi Chenyue said proudly: If you want to admit defeat, you won’t stop you.Don’t think it’s unfair. Other people’s bets are their innocent bodies, and you are just wearing other people’s underwear and running naked. It’s definitely not a bet of the same level, so they naturally have to add conditions, just treat it as a small test given to you by others.Besides, you already have so many girlfriends but you still want to provoke me. Are you saying you are too much?No!Now that you have raised such a small condition, you have called it too much. Who are we too much?
Chen Yun was a little speechless. If you calculate it from the bet, you would be a little too much. However, your conditions are too outrageous. If you are an ordinary person, you can't achieve it even if you use your hard work!
Forget it, who said that Lao Shen is not an ordinary person? You little fairy, you are destined to be unable to succeed in making things difficult for ordinary people. In fact, this condition is not difficult for Lao Shen. On the contrary, it is very easy. There are at least three ways to achieve the goal of not touching your body and making you scream.
The first type is spiritual invasion.
This is a common saying, and it can also be called absolute hypnosis and spiritual control, which is to control the other party's cerebral cortex activities, so that they can have the fantasy of intercourse, and then they can't scream. Although she is unconscious and cannot hear it, it is very simple. Just use DV to record the sound and pictures. It is a proof that it is as strong as a mountain, and it cannot be relied on.
The second type is energy harassment.
This is simpler, it is to control energy to stimulate the other party, make the other party feel pleasure, and even reach a tide. It would be strange if you don’t scream!
This is achieved when the other party is awake and does not even need to record it.
The third type is stealth attack.
This is the most cleverest way. You use invisible techniques to become an invisible person, and then complete intercourse with the other party. As long as you transform into a false influence and confuse the other party, you can just confuse the other party. Strictly speaking, this is cheating. Although it is invisible, it can be considered to be a direct direct person's body.
But this is a pure strength. If you don’t have that strength, you can do nothing Ah?
Chen Yun was very confident and said generously: Baby, let me raise all the conditions that are against the will of heaven, excessive, or wasteful, so as not to forget about others, or if you add the conditions one more and more, it will be dawn if you continue like this.
Xi Chenyue said coquettishly: Spicy, didn’t he just add a small condition?That tone was like a resentful woman, without any demeanor!Who is the one who suffers and who takes advantage of it?
Chen Yunzhong surrendered: It's Ah or Ah. It's all about it. I'll take advantage of it. Let me do this. In order to compensate you, I'll help you realize your three wishes. If you have anything you want to realize, tell me. You should know that there is really nothing in this world that I can't do.
Xi Chenyue showed a look of great suspicion and absolutely disbelief, and teased: Just brag, no taxes are paid anyway!
Chen Yunzhong said: My dear little baby, don’t believe me, I will just say that. For you, I can go to the United States to blow up their White House, and then break down the five corners of the Pentagon.
Chen Yunzhong said confidently, and Xi Chenyue felt that she almost wanted to believe him a little, and said: Look at what you said, it looks like it is true. If I believe you, I will be a big idiot!
Chen Yunzhong laughed and said: I just want to make an example. If you really want me to explode, it won’t work.
Xi Chenyue cut and said: No sincerity!
Chen Yunzhong said: Good wife, you make me embarrassed like this. You don’t believe me when you say you are old, and you say you are young and you say I am not sincere. Isn’t this a pure and slutty problem? If we talk about love, we should not rise to the level of anti-human and anti-socialism, right? What are the benefits of blowing up the White House? It hurts others and is not good for oneself! It’s better to have something affordable to harm others and benefit yourself.
Xi Chenyue thought for a while and said: That's fine. People like to draw, but they have never had the opportunity to go abroad to observe those peerless paintings. Can you help them do it?
Chen Yunzhong said: This simple Ah, do you want to watch it on the spot, or do you want me to take it to you?
Xi Chenyue was shocked: Take it to see?What are you kidding?
Chen Yunzhong said: There is no problem in doing it, but it will take some time. I'm going abroad recently and I'm going to many places to see if I can get a batch for you.
Xi Chenyue smiled and said: Look at you, it’s like you are talking about it.If you really get it, people will definitely be devoted to you.
A hint of jealousy arose in the center of Chenyun and said: In your heart, my status is not as good as a few broken paintings?
Xi Chenyue said: That's natural. People have started painting since they were three years old. Our relationship was soaked up over time. How many days have we known you?Besides, you are such a big pervert, it would be strange if your status is higher than that of a painting!
Chen Yun felt very depressed and said vigorously: Well, I must work hard tonight to make my status surpass those broken paintings!
Xi Chenyue said: It’s impossible. It’s impossible to make me give up my beloved painting career.
Chen Yunzhong said: There is a great man who said it well. If you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first get her body. It seems that I have to practice this truth again.
Xi Chenyue sneered: Bah, which great man has ever said such a rogue thing?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, the reason why many great men are great is that they do not seek fame and fortune, so they cannot be remembered, but their truth always guides people's direction, that's this.
As he said that, Chen Yunzhong pointed to Xi Chenyue's private parts with his hand, a little indescribable.
Xi Chenyue said nervously: We agreed not to use our hands or contact my body directly. You must keep your word!
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, when will my words in Chen Yunzhong not count? You are too underestimating my ability. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my ability. Don’t underestimate my potential. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my potential. Don’t underestimate my determination. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my determination. Don’t underestimate my character. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my character. Don’t underestimate my character...
Xi Chenyue was almost dizzy in the clouds and smiled hard: What kind of character do you have? I don’t even want to talk about love, so I just have to go to bed with someone... The perfect love in others' minds requires at least one year of love, then you can hold hands, kiss after another year, hug after another year, touch after another year, and go to bed after another year. If this man can survive for five years, he must have truly loved me.
Chen Yun shouted: So low efficiency? Then you are destined to not wait for that time. Five years is enough for a man to wait for impotence? Do you want to live a life of widows for the rest of your life?
Xi Chenyue's face turned red and she defended: Why?Can he not pistol?
He sweated heavily in the clouds and said: Do you still have to shoot a pistol if you have a girlfriend? That man is willing to do this? I find a girlfriend to say goodbye to the days of pistols.
Xi Chenyue said: That can only be said that you men are too lustful and there is no good thing!
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t be so full of words. Mating after dating is the physiological need of every normal man and woman. Statistics show that about 70% of the first time between men and women occur within three months, and 25% of them are completed within one week of interaction between the two parties. 25% of the cases were done only after more than half a year. Less than 5% of the time I have to do it after getting married. So, Yueyue’s wife Ah, I think it’s better for us to be mainstream. Non-mainstream people are all brainless. Why have we been dating for 3 months? Already behind!
Xi Chenyue's pretty face turned red and she spat: Bah!What's been dating for three months?At most, I have known each other for three months?As for dating?Less than 3 hours!
Chen Yun laughed and said: Wife, you finally admit that we are dating? That's really great!
Xi Chenyue knew that she had made up for the mistake and hurriedly made up for it: If you are dating, I didn’t say I like you. At most, I just gave you a chance to pursue others!
Chen Yun smiled: Little baby, don’t be so verbal, okay, you must have fallen in love with me a long time ago, but you just didn’t say it, or you’re embarrassed to say it. As for dating, it doesn’t need to be so complicated. It’s too tiring to make simple things complicated! We must simplify the complex and fall in love. First of all, we must have love. Without love, how can we talk about it? Because love is made, the premise of falling in love is to make love. Are you right?
Xi Chenyue felt a little disappointed when she heard this. What kind of fallacy is this?He cursed: You go and die, it is clearly a crooked saying!
Chen Yunzhong continued: My wife's words are bad. Making love is helpful and helping to fall in love. I have sufficient data support. According to authoritative statistics, and very authoritative statistics, after the first time, more than 70% of the relationship between the two people develop in a better direction, 50% of men and women find that they love each other more, and 20% get married after the result; those who break up are cold only have little chance of regretting the first time, and women regret it for 6%, and men regret it for 4%, on average, only 5%, which can be basically ignored. Therefore, having sex is conducive to promoting emotional communication, having sex is conducive to maintaining emotional stability, and having sex is conducive to maintaining harmony in relationships. In short, in short, the benefits are definitely greater than the disadvantages!
Xi Chenyue almost fainted when she heard this and said: Why don’t you do statistics?
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: I don’t have time to do statistics, I am busy with my own woman!
Xi Chenyue finally retreated gorgeously. She wanted to faint, but she obviously felt that fainting was a luxury. The fresh arguments in the clouds were very refreshing, but she didn't want to continue listening to this man's fallacies and fallacies, for fear that she would be convinced, so she said painfully: Okay, if someone surrenders, it is better to let you bully than to listen to you brainwashing. Come on, start practicing our agreement now!
Chen Yun said happily: Are you sure?
Xi Chenyue said: I would rather kiss Tang Seng, that might just be in pain, but in comparison, what I would rather let Tang Seng's mouth be idle, that would make life worse than death.
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, Tang Monk is Tang Monk, female Bodhisattva, let me come to save you!
After saying that, just as he was about to rush over, Xi Chenyue shouted loudly: Don’t forget, no physical contact is allowed!
Chen Yunzhong almost fell out of bed. How could this beautiful girl have such a good memory?
Chen Yunzhong said helplessly: Okay, I have been entangled for a long time and returned to the starting point. I admit that I am very failed, but I am not afraid to tell you that I am usually the final winner. Baby, are you ready? Let’s first take an evolutionary version of Platonic love creation!
Xichen Yue Daqi: What is the evolutionary version of Platonic love creation?
Xi Chenyue said: I won’t regret it, but I will add a small condition.
Chen Yunzhong said: What conditions are you going to tell me, as long as it’s not too much.
Xi Chenyue said: Of course, it’s not too much. My condition is that you are not allowed to use your hands or feet. In short, you are not allowed to directly contact other people’s bodies, otherwise I will not admit it even if you call it out.
A big sweat in the clouds, he was arrived by Xichen Yuelei again and shouted strangely: Wife, your condition is indeed not too much, but too much! If you don’t let your body contact you, then you can still make a fuck? If I don’t touch you, I will still make you scream. This is simply... it’s better to let me give in!
Xi Chenyue said proudly: If you want to admit defeat, you won’t stop you.Don’t think it’s unfair. Other people’s bets are their innocent bodies, and you are just wearing other people’s underwear and running naked. It’s definitely not a bet of the same level, so they naturally have to add conditions, just treat it as a small test given to you by others.Besides, you already have so many girlfriends but you still want to provoke me. Are you saying you are too much?No!Now that you have raised such a small condition, you have called it too much. Who are we too much?
Chen Yun was a little speechless. If you calculate it from the bet, you would be a little too much. However, your conditions are too outrageous. If you are an ordinary person, you can't achieve it even if you use your hard work!
Forget it, who said that Lao Shen is not an ordinary person? You little fairy, you are destined to be unable to succeed in making things difficult for ordinary people. In fact, this condition is not difficult for Lao Shen. On the contrary, it is very easy. There are at least three ways to achieve the goal of not touching your body and making you scream.
The first type is spiritual invasion.
This is a common saying, and it can also be called absolute hypnosis and spiritual control, which is to control the other party's cerebral cortex activities, so that they can have the fantasy of intercourse, and then they can't scream. Although she is unconscious and cannot hear it, it is very simple. Just use DV to record the sound and pictures. It is a proof that it is as strong as a mountain, and it cannot be relied on.
The second type is energy harassment.
This is simpler, it is to control energy to stimulate the other party, make the other party feel pleasure, and even reach a tide. It would be strange if you don’t scream!
This is achieved when the other party is awake and does not even need to record it.
The third type is stealth attack.
This is the most cleverest way. You use invisible techniques to become an invisible person, and then complete intercourse with the other party. As long as you transform into a false influence and confuse the other party, you can just confuse the other party. Strictly speaking, this is cheating. Although it is invisible, it can be considered to be a direct direct person's body.
But this is a pure strength. If you don’t have that strength, you can do nothing Ah?
Chen Yun was very confident and said generously: Baby, let me raise all the conditions that are against the will of heaven, excessive, or wasteful, so as not to forget about others, or if you add the conditions one more and more, it will be dawn if you continue like this.
Xi Chenyue said coquettishly: Spicy, didn’t he just add a small condition?That tone was like a resentful woman, without any demeanor!Who is the one who suffers and who takes advantage of it?
Chen Yunzhong surrendered: It's Ah or Ah. It's all about it. I'll take advantage of it. Let me do this. In order to compensate you, I'll help you realize your three wishes. If you have anything you want to realize, tell me. You should know that there is really nothing in this world that I can't do.
Xi Chenyue showed a look of great suspicion and absolutely disbelief, and teased: Just brag, no taxes are paid anyway!
Chen Yunzhong said: My dear little baby, don’t believe me, I will just say that. For you, I can go to the United States to blow up their White House, and then break down the five corners of the Pentagon.
Chen Yunzhong said confidently, and Xi Chenyue felt that she almost wanted to believe him a little, and said: Look at what you said, it looks like it is true. If I believe you, I will be a big idiot!
Chen Yunzhong laughed and said: I just want to make an example. If you really want me to explode, it won’t work.
Xi Chenyue cut and said: No sincerity!
Chen Yunzhong said: Good wife, you make me embarrassed like this. You don’t believe me when you say you are old, and you say you are young and you say I am not sincere. Isn’t this a pure and slutty problem? If we talk about love, we should not rise to the level of anti-human and anti-socialism, right? What are the benefits of blowing up the White House? It hurts others and is not good for oneself! It’s better to have something affordable to harm others and benefit yourself.
Xi Chenyue thought for a while and said: That's fine. People like to draw, but they have never had the opportunity to go abroad to observe those peerless paintings. Can you help them do it?
Chen Yunzhong said: This simple Ah, do you want to watch it on the spot, or do you want me to take it to you?
Xi Chenyue was shocked: Take it to see?What are you kidding?
Chen Yunzhong said: There is no problem in doing it, but it will take some time. I'm going abroad recently and I'm going to many places to see if I can get a batch for you.
Xi Chenyue smiled and said: Look at you, it’s like you are talking about it.If you really get it, people will definitely be devoted to you.
A hint of jealousy arose in the center of Chenyun and said: In your heart, my status is not as good as a few broken paintings?
Xi Chenyue said: That's natural. People have started painting since they were three years old. Our relationship was soaked up over time. How many days have we known you?Besides, you are such a big pervert, it would be strange if your status is higher than that of a painting!
Chen Yun felt very depressed and said vigorously: Well, I must work hard tonight to make my status surpass those broken paintings!
Xi Chenyue said: It’s impossible. It’s impossible to make me give up my beloved painting career.
Chen Yunzhong said: There is a great man who said it well. If you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first get her body. It seems that I have to practice this truth again.
Xi Chenyue sneered: Bah, which great man has ever said such a rogue thing?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, the reason why many great men are great is that they do not seek fame and fortune, so they cannot be remembered, but their truth always guides people's direction, that's this.
As he said that, Chen Yunzhong pointed to Xi Chenyue's private parts with his hand, a little indescribable.
Xi Chenyue said nervously: We agreed not to use our hands or contact my body directly. You must keep your word!
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, when will my words in Chen Yunzhong not count? You are too underestimating my ability. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my ability. Don’t underestimate my potential. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my potential. Don’t underestimate my determination. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my determination. Don’t underestimate my character. It doesn’t matter how much you underestimate my character. Don’t underestimate my character...
Xi Chenyue was almost dizzy in the clouds and smiled hard: What kind of character do you have? I don’t even want to talk about love, so I just have to go to bed with someone... The perfect love in others' minds requires at least one year of love, then you can hold hands, kiss after another year, hug after another year, touch after another year, and go to bed after another year. If this man can survive for five years, he must have truly loved me.
Chen Yun shouted: So low efficiency? Then you are destined to not wait for that time. Five years is enough for a man to wait for impotence? Do you want to live a life of widows for the rest of your life?
Xi Chenyue's face turned red and she defended: Why?Can he not pistol?
He sweated heavily in the clouds and said: Do you still have to shoot a pistol if you have a girlfriend? That man is willing to do this? I find a girlfriend to say goodbye to the days of pistols.
Xi Chenyue said: That can only be said that you men are too lustful and there is no good thing!
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t be so full of words. Mating after dating is the physiological need of every normal man and woman. Statistics show that about 70% of the first time between men and women occur within three months, and 25% of them are completed within one week of interaction between the two parties. 25% of the cases were done only after more than half a year. Less than 5% of the time I have to do it after getting married. So, Yueyue’s wife Ah, I think it’s better for us to be mainstream. Non-mainstream people are all brainless. Why have we been dating for 3 months? Already behind!
Xi Chenyue's pretty face turned red and she spat: Bah!What's been dating for three months?At most, I have known each other for three months?As for dating?Less than 3 hours!
Chen Yun laughed and said: Wife, you finally admit that we are dating? That's really great!
Xi Chenyue knew that she had made up for the mistake and hurriedly made up for it: If you are dating, I didn’t say I like you. At most, I just gave you a chance to pursue others!
Chen Yun smiled: Little baby, don’t be so verbal, okay, you must have fallen in love with me a long time ago, but you just didn’t say it, or you’re embarrassed to say it. As for dating, it doesn’t need to be so complicated. It’s too tiring to make simple things complicated! We must simplify the complex and fall in love. First of all, we must have love. Without love, how can we talk about it? Because love is made, the premise of falling in love is to make love. Are you right?
Xi Chenyue felt a little disappointed when she heard this. What kind of fallacy is this?He cursed: You go and die, it is clearly a crooked saying!
Chen Yunzhong continued: My wife's words are bad. Making love is helpful and helping to fall in love. I have sufficient data support. According to authoritative statistics, and very authoritative statistics, after the first time, more than 70% of the relationship between the two people develop in a better direction, 50% of men and women find that they love each other more, and 20% get married after the result; those who break up are cold only have little chance of regretting the first time, and women regret it for 6%, and men regret it for 4%, on average, only 5%, which can be basically ignored. Therefore, having sex is conducive to promoting emotional communication, having sex is conducive to maintaining emotional stability, and having sex is conducive to maintaining harmony in relationships. In short, in short, the benefits are definitely greater than the disadvantages!
Xi Chenyue almost fainted when she heard this and said: Why don’t you do statistics?
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: I don’t have time to do statistics, I am busy with my own woman!
Xi Chenyue finally retreated gorgeously. She wanted to faint, but she obviously felt that fainting was a luxury. The fresh arguments in the clouds were very refreshing, but she didn't want to continue listening to this man's fallacies and fallacies, for fear that she would be convinced, so she said painfully: Okay, if someone surrenders, it is better to let you bully than to listen to you brainwashing. Come on, start practicing our agreement now!
Chen Yun said happily: Are you sure?
Xi Chenyue said: I would rather kiss Tang Seng, that might just be in pain, but in comparison, what I would rather let Tang Seng's mouth be idle, that would make life worse than death.
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, Tang Monk is Tang Monk, female Bodhisattva, let me come to save you!
After saying that, just as he was about to rush over, Xi Chenyue shouted loudly: Don’t forget, no physical contact is allowed!
Chen Yunzhong almost fell out of bed. How could this beautiful girl have such a good memory?
Chen Yunzhong said helplessly: Okay, I have been entangled for a long time and returned to the starting point. I admit that I am very failed, but I am not afraid to tell you that I am usually the final winner. Baby, are you ready? Let’s first take an evolutionary version of Platonic love creation!
Xichen Yue Daqi: What is the evolutionary version of Platonic love creation?
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