When she rolled to the corner of the wall, Xi Chenyue, who was in chaos, realized that something was wrong. She was wrapped tightly in the quilt. She finally knew what it meant to be self-bound. The wide quilt made in the clouds wrapped her tightly, and the Shenyun, who had a wicked smile, had already chased her to the corner of the wall, squeezed her so much that she could not even have a little room for movement.
Chen Yun was also a little surprised, but after being surprised, he smiled brightly. This occasional wonderful effect is much better than rehearsed in advance.
He couldn't help but think of the Qing palace dramas in Hong Kong third-level movies. If a concubine was to be favored by the king, she would be wrapped in a quilt by the eunuch.
Although there are no eunuchs now, it is enough to have a king and a concubine. The concubines of the Qing Dynasty may not be as beautiful as Xi Chenyue, but she will become her king.
Chen Yunzhong gently stroked Xi Chenyue's pretty face with his hands and said: Xiao Guai, what is this tone? I have never seen it before, I really want to try something new this time. To be honest, I like to change my tricks in bed the most. I didn’t expect that your innovation ability is not inferior to that of me. It seems that I have to come with you a few more times in the future and fully explore your potential so that I can’t bury Ah!
Xi Chenyue almost fainted when she heard this and argued: You fart, I don’t have it. I... is simply... that talent, this is simply an accident!
In the sunken clouds, Oh, and said: Accident? Is it really an accident?
Xi Chenyue nodded seriously, even more serious than taking the college entrance examination, but her whole body was wrapped in a quilt, and it was a bit difficult for her to nod, but the meaning of nodding was expressed.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: It turned out to be a real accident, but I really like such accidents. I will have to come to you a few more times in the future, haha!
Xi Chenyue had the heart to die. What was this dead man's face made of? It was probably able to resist aviation bombs. Her face turned red and she said loudly: Anyway, you are not allowed to come, don't touch me, don't kiss me!
Of course, Chen Yunzhong would not listen to her, but instead became even worse, stretching one hand out of her pink neck.
He stretched to her su chest and kneaded it one by one. The oppressive kneading with the quilt made Chen Yun love it and praised: Baby, I really like you more and more. It turns out that the feeling of stroking my chest in a narrow space is even more wonderful. I have learned another trick today and I can try it more in the future.
Xi Chenyue was attacked, and an unbearable itchy feeling suddenly surged from her chest. Her body unconsciously wanted to twist, but she was wrapped in a quilt, and the huge stimulation could not be evaporated. Xi Chenyue's little face was soon covered with a layer of delicate blush, like a lovely look, and her eyes were so charming that it almost caught the soul in the clouds.
Xi Chenyue began to struggle, but her struggle was futile. She begged for mercy and said: Don’t touch it anymore, okay, I’m almost unable to stand it. Let’s do this, I allow you to hold someone to sleep, but you can’t make any bad things.
Chen Yun sighed: Little Guy, you respect your husband so much. I don’t have the strength of Mr. Liu Xiahui. In fact, I have always been doubting how there is Liu Xiahui in this world? Now I have finally figured out some things.
Chen Yunzhong said halfway, and he stopped talking. Xi Chenyue was too curious and couldn't help asking: What's the point?
Chen Yunzhong said: Do you really want to know?
Xi Chenyue looked at the malicious smile on Chen Yunzhong's face and suddenly fought a cold war, but she still said: I want it.
Chen Yunzhong said: Then if you ask me to kiss one, I will tell you! Looking at Xiao Guaiguai's beautiful face, I found that I had completely fallen. Come on, kiss one, I will tell you!
Xi Chenyue had not had time to express her objection, huh!
Chen Yunzhong kissed her lips heavily, deliberately making the sound very loud and her expression was smug.
Xi Chenyue was a little confused. This was different from the unexpected kiss in the bathroom before. This kiss was intentional and planned. Although the time was short, the meaning was absolutely different. Strictly speaking, this was Xi Chenyue's first kiss.
How can you do this?I didn't agree to you, how could you kiss me?You attacked!
Xi Chenyue protested loudly, and she felt that she was going crazy.
Chen Yun smiled and said: I can't help it. Yueyue's wife is so beautiful, it makes people unable to help it.
Xi Chenyue's face turned red and she said: You are a naked hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Good wife, do you know that God created women just to make men play hooligans. Otherwise, what else is there? Come on, let's kiss again!
Xi Chenyue shouted: Stop!You haven't talked about Liu Xiahui yet!
Xi Chenyue finally found a way to delay time.
In the clouds, he said: Well, I can keep my word. Since I have kissed you, I will tell you my research results now.
According to legend, on a cold night, Liu Xiahui stayed at Guomen, and a woman without a place came to stay. Liu Xiahui was afraid that she would freeze to death, so she asked her to sit in her arms, untied her coat and wrapped her tightly, and hugged her for a night, but she didn't even act ill-inducingly. From then on, Liu Xiahui was praised as a gentleman who was not confused by her arms.
Actually, I still haven't figured out the problem here. Who spread the story of Liu Xiahui holding the woman and sitting all night?
Is it Liu Xiahui himself?
If he was really a gentleman, would he be so blatantly proclaiming himself?
No, so, this incident was not reported by Liu Xiahui.
Is that woman?
I don't think so. If a woman is a good woman, she must always be a little shy and reserved, right?
Why do you talk nonsense everywhere?
So, it was not said by this woman.
So, who said it?I think it was Liu Xiahui who said it in the end. Maybe Liu Xiahui married that woman later. If she had XXOOO at that time, she could only XOO this time. If she was not XXOO at that time, and the woman was moved and married, she would have XXOO for the rest of her life. This is called playing a long line to catch a big fish!
Xi Chenyue heard the nonsense in the clouds interestingly and said angrily: Liu Xiahui is not as dirty as you!
Chen Yunzhong said: Why didn’t there? I have evidence, so I will tell you the truth. You said that Liu Xiahui took the initiative to untied her coat and hugged the woman and sat for a night, but could he not give up his quilt or clothes? Why did he have to hug others for a night? What was too much was that he had to take off his coat and hug him. It was really sinister.
Xi Chenyue thought about it carefully and said: The allusion did not say that he had a quilt. Besides, if Liu Xiahui gave up the clothes, wouldn’t he be frozen to death?Can you keep warm when you hug each other!
In the clouds, he screamed strangely and said: Hey, Yueyue’s wife is also a master Ah, and I admire her. Since that’s the case, I will continue to reason with you. You said, if a man opens his clothes and sits with a young woman all night, nothing happens, what's the reason?
Xi Chenyue said: He is a gentleman!
Chen Yun said: What a good gentleman! Let me tell you, there are three situations here. First, Liu Xiahui is impotence. ‘Sitting in your arms is not messy’ is completely contrary to human nature. There is absolutely no normal adult man holding a woman for a night without having any sexual impulse.
Second, Liu Xiahui is a piaopiao.What is Piaopiao?Piaopiao is GAY, it is glass. You say it’s OK to have glass, but it’s that meaning anyway.
As for the third one, that woman is too ugly.
Have you heard of the allusion that Brother Guan, Qianli, sent his sister-in-law to you?
Have you heard of it?
That would be the best.
But do you know why there was no story happening between Brother Guan Qianli sending his sister-in-law?
That's because his two sisters-in-law look so touching.
Everyone knows that Cao Cao is a very lustful guy, especially likes to play young women. Every time he captures a city, he has to gather the young women and pick them up and favor them.
Later, Cao Cao captured Guan Yu and Liu Bei's two wives. When he saw this, he called Liu Bei a god.
Do you know what it means?
In fact, this sentence has two meanings. First, it refers to the brave subordinates like Liu Bei and Guan Yu, who were jealous of Ah; second, it refers to Liu Bei's dare to marry those two wives who looked like Zhong Kui.
Who is Zhong Kui?
Demon exorcist Ah!
He looks ugly than a ghost, so he can scare ghosts.
The second brother Guan, who only had Diao Chan in his eyes, naturally had no interest in the two female Zhong Kui.
By the same token, Liu Xiahui didn’t touch that woman, that was that woman looked very Zhong Kui!
The report is completed, please correct me!
Ha ha……
Xi Chenyue was already overjoyed and said very hard that this article of study has ruined the reputation of five famous historical figures and three non-famous historical figures. The five famous figures are Liu Xiahui, Cao Cao, Guan Yu, Liu Bei and Zhong Kui. The three non-famous figures are the woman in Liu Xiahui's arms and Liu Bei's two wives.
Chen Yunzhong said: What is corruption? This is called restoring the historical truth.
Xi Chenyue said: Bah, I’m not afraid that others will fight to you!
Chen Yunzhong said: Wife, let’s talk about those useless things, let’s start, I can’t stand your husband.
After saying that, he ignored whether Xi Chenyue agreed or not, and directly threw himself on Xi Chenyue.
The feeling in the clouds was not very strong because of the quilt, but Xi Chenyue was so shocked that her heart was thumping. She remembered the feeling of being pressed against her body in the bathroom last time by being pressed by the clouds in the bathroom, and that familiar masculine aura came to her face.
Looking at Xi Chenyue's shy face, she couldn't help but kiss her in the center of Chen Yun.
Xi Chenyue was still dodging at first, but soon shedding her armor under the storm of Shen Yunzhong. She was first broken by her lips, then her tongue was broken by her little fragrant tongue, and soon lost in the somewhat rough but sweet kiss.
After kissing for a long time, Chen Yun's hand began to be dishonest, and he stretched into the quilt again, found Xi Chenyue's plump breasts and kneaded them hard.
Xi Chenyue quickly gasped. When she realized it, she was suddenly shocked and bit the tip of her tongue in the clouds hard.
Chen Yun felt pain, let go of Xi Chenyue, and checked. The girl was quite thick and didn't bite her and bleed, otherwise she would have done such a beautiful thing. She didn't make the woman bleeding first, but instead she bleed first, which would be too embarrassing.
Xi Chenyue bit Shen Yunzhong, feeling a little nervous. She found that she was lucky enough to have no bleeding, so she felt a little relaxed and said a little helplessly: Sorry, Ah, I don’t want to bite you either. So, don't come here, or I'll call someone.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: They all know what we are doing, so how could they come? But if you want them to listen to your moaning, I don’t mind, because the louder you call me, the more I like it. Baby, call me, how can I not call me if I make love? Just as Mr. Li Xuejian’s advertising slogan says, without sound, no matter how good the drama is, it will not be able to come out. It's fucking right, I'll beat him up!
Xi Chenyue spat and said: If you want others to scream, they will stop shouting, just don’t let your conspiracy succeed!
Chen Yun laughed in the center, "If you don't shout, my conspiracy will succeed." He smiled and said: Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't shout, but you will naturally scream when the time comes.
Xi Chenyue said: No matter what, I just don’t call you. What should you do?
Chen Yunzhong said: Yueyue is so nice, otherwise we will bet?
Chen Yunzhong is now more and more fond of betting because he wins every time he bets, but if he is not sure of winning, he will not fight.
Xi Chenyue said: Make a bet?What bets do you make?
Chen Yunzhong said: I bet if you can scream.
Xi Chenyue said: How to bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: If there is a way to make you call, you will lose; if I can't make you call, I will lose.
Xi Chenyue thought for a while and said: What is the bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, whatever you say is what you say.
Xi Chenyue said: OK, I've bet.My bet is…If you lose, you’re going to run naked on the street in my underwear!
Chen Yunzhong said: Damn, this bet is so poisonous, but there is no problem, I agree. What if you lose?
Xi Chenyue sneered: How could I lose!
Chen Yunzhong said: I am not afraid of ten thousand, but I am afraid of Ah.
Xi Chenyue said: Can’t they treat themselves as bets?Anyway, they can't escape today, so just bet.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: You are also cunning. You were mine, but now you want to use it as a bet. But since I promised you, let's start now, if you are ready!
Xi Chenyue said: Don’t panic, there is another problem!
Chen Yun found that he was very patient and said: What's the problem?
Xi Chenyue said: What is the "call" you said, "call" Ah?If you hurt someone, does that kind of scream count?If you count, what should you do if you deliberately abuse others?
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t worry, baby, my gambling products are not that bad. Besides, you are my dear wife Ah, I can’t take care of you, so how can I bear to abuse you?
Xi Chenyue said: No, what you say doesn’t count. We have to sign an agreement, black and white to prevent you from cheating or losing.
The confusing water in the clouds: Agreement? What agreement?
Xi Chenyue said: The bet agreement!
sweat!
Chen Yunzhong felt that he was thundered. It was such a huge sky thunder. This woman is really imaginative. Why didn’t I, Old Shen, not expect it?
When people make love, they like to shoot love videos or write love diaries. My wife came up with a different idea and came up with a sex agreement. She is really insightful and deserves to be the woman I like in the clouds.
Chen Yunzhong said: Yes, this idea is good, I like it.
As he said that, he leaned into the void and the paper and pen in the other room had been grabbed by him.
Xi Chenyue said in disbelief: How did you...you...get it?
Chen Yunzhong said: I will tell you this later, it’s just magic, little KISS, let’s sign the agreement first.
After saying that, he wrote a piece of paper on the floor in the clouds, and then signed his name and showed it to Xichenyue.
Xi Chenyue's hand was wrapped in the quilt by herself and could not be pulled out, so she could only let Chen Yunzhong hold it up and looked at it. It read: Party A: Chen Yunzhong (husband) Party B: Xi Chenyue (wife) According to the principle of freedom of mating and voluntary love, Party A and B specially signed the following agreement:
1. Both Party A and Party B voluntarily create love, and there is no force or threat.
2. In order to improve the mood and interest of creating love, both parties made a bet once, and the content was Party B's moan.If Party B does not during the period of creating love, Party A loses; if Party B is during the period of creating love, Party B loses.
Three, bet.Party A lost, and went to the street to run naked in Party B's underwear.Party B loses and is willing to be Party A's wife from then on.
4. This contract is only limited to once. If necessary, it will be re-entered next time.
5. There is no supervision, no judges, no audience, it depends purely on self-consciousness, no basis for empty words, and the words are based on the basis of the word.
This Agreement shall be effective from the time of signature (or seal) between the parties.
Party A: Chen Yunzhong (sign or stamp) Party B: Xichenyue (sign or stamp) XXXXX...
Before Xi Chenyue finished reading it, she was so happy that she couldn't breathe and said: You can really write nonsense. If our teachers who use literature writing class saw it, they would be furious!
Chen Yunzhong said: Stop talking nonsense, sign and seal it quickly!
Xi Chenyue said: What kind of signing is a sign? It sounds so ugly, it seems like you want to sign a contract for selling your body!
Chen Yunzhong said: Actually, it’s almost the same. After signing this agreement, Xiao Guaiguai is my Shen Yunzhong. She is a member of the Shen family. If I die... With me, you can’t die. If you want to die, you can only die. Haha.
Xi Chenyue spat and said: Bah, hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Sign it quickly. After signing, let’s do what we love.
Xi Chenyue said: Why sign Ah? I can’t get it out. Please let me out before you talk about it!
Chen Yunzhong said: I haven’t played enough yet, so I can’t let it go. Let’s do this, use lip marks, hand prints and lip marks are almost the same!
As he said that, he put the agreement to Xi Chenyue's mouth.
Xi Chenyue's pretty face turned red, and she reluctantly stepped forward and printed a dazzling bright red lips on the B-party on it...
Chen Yun was also a little surprised, but after being surprised, he smiled brightly. This occasional wonderful effect is much better than rehearsed in advance.
He couldn't help but think of the Qing palace dramas in Hong Kong third-level movies. If a concubine was to be favored by the king, she would be wrapped in a quilt by the eunuch.
Although there are no eunuchs now, it is enough to have a king and a concubine. The concubines of the Qing Dynasty may not be as beautiful as Xi Chenyue, but she will become her king.
Chen Yunzhong gently stroked Xi Chenyue's pretty face with his hands and said: Xiao Guai, what is this tone? I have never seen it before, I really want to try something new this time. To be honest, I like to change my tricks in bed the most. I didn’t expect that your innovation ability is not inferior to that of me. It seems that I have to come with you a few more times in the future and fully explore your potential so that I can’t bury Ah!
Xi Chenyue almost fainted when she heard this and argued: You fart, I don’t have it. I... is simply... that talent, this is simply an accident!
In the sunken clouds, Oh, and said: Accident? Is it really an accident?
Xi Chenyue nodded seriously, even more serious than taking the college entrance examination, but her whole body was wrapped in a quilt, and it was a bit difficult for her to nod, but the meaning of nodding was expressed.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: It turned out to be a real accident, but I really like such accidents. I will have to come to you a few more times in the future, haha!
Xi Chenyue had the heart to die. What was this dead man's face made of? It was probably able to resist aviation bombs. Her face turned red and she said loudly: Anyway, you are not allowed to come, don't touch me, don't kiss me!
Of course, Chen Yunzhong would not listen to her, but instead became even worse, stretching one hand out of her pink neck.
He stretched to her su chest and kneaded it one by one. The oppressive kneading with the quilt made Chen Yun love it and praised: Baby, I really like you more and more. It turns out that the feeling of stroking my chest in a narrow space is even more wonderful. I have learned another trick today and I can try it more in the future.
Xi Chenyue was attacked, and an unbearable itchy feeling suddenly surged from her chest. Her body unconsciously wanted to twist, but she was wrapped in a quilt, and the huge stimulation could not be evaporated. Xi Chenyue's little face was soon covered with a layer of delicate blush, like a lovely look, and her eyes were so charming that it almost caught the soul in the clouds.
Xi Chenyue began to struggle, but her struggle was futile. She begged for mercy and said: Don’t touch it anymore, okay, I’m almost unable to stand it. Let’s do this, I allow you to hold someone to sleep, but you can’t make any bad things.
Chen Yun sighed: Little Guy, you respect your husband so much. I don’t have the strength of Mr. Liu Xiahui. In fact, I have always been doubting how there is Liu Xiahui in this world? Now I have finally figured out some things.
Chen Yunzhong said halfway, and he stopped talking. Xi Chenyue was too curious and couldn't help asking: What's the point?
Chen Yunzhong said: Do you really want to know?
Xi Chenyue looked at the malicious smile on Chen Yunzhong's face and suddenly fought a cold war, but she still said: I want it.
Chen Yunzhong said: Then if you ask me to kiss one, I will tell you! Looking at Xiao Guaiguai's beautiful face, I found that I had completely fallen. Come on, kiss one, I will tell you!
Xi Chenyue had not had time to express her objection, huh!
Chen Yunzhong kissed her lips heavily, deliberately making the sound very loud and her expression was smug.
Xi Chenyue was a little confused. This was different from the unexpected kiss in the bathroom before. This kiss was intentional and planned. Although the time was short, the meaning was absolutely different. Strictly speaking, this was Xi Chenyue's first kiss.
How can you do this?I didn't agree to you, how could you kiss me?You attacked!
Xi Chenyue protested loudly, and she felt that she was going crazy.
Chen Yun smiled and said: I can't help it. Yueyue's wife is so beautiful, it makes people unable to help it.
Xi Chenyue's face turned red and she said: You are a naked hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Good wife, do you know that God created women just to make men play hooligans. Otherwise, what else is there? Come on, let's kiss again!
Xi Chenyue shouted: Stop!You haven't talked about Liu Xiahui yet!
Xi Chenyue finally found a way to delay time.
In the clouds, he said: Well, I can keep my word. Since I have kissed you, I will tell you my research results now.
According to legend, on a cold night, Liu Xiahui stayed at Guomen, and a woman without a place came to stay. Liu Xiahui was afraid that she would freeze to death, so she asked her to sit in her arms, untied her coat and wrapped her tightly, and hugged her for a night, but she didn't even act ill-inducingly. From then on, Liu Xiahui was praised as a gentleman who was not confused by her arms.
Actually, I still haven't figured out the problem here. Who spread the story of Liu Xiahui holding the woman and sitting all night?
Is it Liu Xiahui himself?
If he was really a gentleman, would he be so blatantly proclaiming himself?
No, so, this incident was not reported by Liu Xiahui.
Is that woman?
I don't think so. If a woman is a good woman, she must always be a little shy and reserved, right?
Why do you talk nonsense everywhere?
So, it was not said by this woman.
So, who said it?I think it was Liu Xiahui who said it in the end. Maybe Liu Xiahui married that woman later. If she had XXOOO at that time, she could only XOO this time. If she was not XXOO at that time, and the woman was moved and married, she would have XXOO for the rest of her life. This is called playing a long line to catch a big fish!
Xi Chenyue heard the nonsense in the clouds interestingly and said angrily: Liu Xiahui is not as dirty as you!
Chen Yunzhong said: Why didn’t there? I have evidence, so I will tell you the truth. You said that Liu Xiahui took the initiative to untied her coat and hugged the woman and sat for a night, but could he not give up his quilt or clothes? Why did he have to hug others for a night? What was too much was that he had to take off his coat and hug him. It was really sinister.
Xi Chenyue thought about it carefully and said: The allusion did not say that he had a quilt. Besides, if Liu Xiahui gave up the clothes, wouldn’t he be frozen to death?Can you keep warm when you hug each other!
In the clouds, he screamed strangely and said: Hey, Yueyue’s wife is also a master Ah, and I admire her. Since that’s the case, I will continue to reason with you. You said, if a man opens his clothes and sits with a young woman all night, nothing happens, what's the reason?
Xi Chenyue said: He is a gentleman!
Chen Yun said: What a good gentleman! Let me tell you, there are three situations here. First, Liu Xiahui is impotence. ‘Sitting in your arms is not messy’ is completely contrary to human nature. There is absolutely no normal adult man holding a woman for a night without having any sexual impulse.
Second, Liu Xiahui is a piaopiao.What is Piaopiao?Piaopiao is GAY, it is glass. You say it’s OK to have glass, but it’s that meaning anyway.
As for the third one, that woman is too ugly.
Have you heard of the allusion that Brother Guan, Qianli, sent his sister-in-law to you?
Have you heard of it?
That would be the best.
But do you know why there was no story happening between Brother Guan Qianli sending his sister-in-law?
That's because his two sisters-in-law look so touching.
Everyone knows that Cao Cao is a very lustful guy, especially likes to play young women. Every time he captures a city, he has to gather the young women and pick them up and favor them.
Later, Cao Cao captured Guan Yu and Liu Bei's two wives. When he saw this, he called Liu Bei a god.
Do you know what it means?
In fact, this sentence has two meanings. First, it refers to the brave subordinates like Liu Bei and Guan Yu, who were jealous of Ah; second, it refers to Liu Bei's dare to marry those two wives who looked like Zhong Kui.
Who is Zhong Kui?
Demon exorcist Ah!
He looks ugly than a ghost, so he can scare ghosts.
The second brother Guan, who only had Diao Chan in his eyes, naturally had no interest in the two female Zhong Kui.
By the same token, Liu Xiahui didn’t touch that woman, that was that woman looked very Zhong Kui!
The report is completed, please correct me!
Ha ha……
Xi Chenyue was already overjoyed and said very hard that this article of study has ruined the reputation of five famous historical figures and three non-famous historical figures. The five famous figures are Liu Xiahui, Cao Cao, Guan Yu, Liu Bei and Zhong Kui. The three non-famous figures are the woman in Liu Xiahui's arms and Liu Bei's two wives.
Chen Yunzhong said: What is corruption? This is called restoring the historical truth.
Xi Chenyue said: Bah, I’m not afraid that others will fight to you!
Chen Yunzhong said: Wife, let’s talk about those useless things, let’s start, I can’t stand your husband.
After saying that, he ignored whether Xi Chenyue agreed or not, and directly threw himself on Xi Chenyue.
The feeling in the clouds was not very strong because of the quilt, but Xi Chenyue was so shocked that her heart was thumping. She remembered the feeling of being pressed against her body in the bathroom last time by being pressed by the clouds in the bathroom, and that familiar masculine aura came to her face.
Looking at Xi Chenyue's shy face, she couldn't help but kiss her in the center of Chen Yun.
Xi Chenyue was still dodging at first, but soon shedding her armor under the storm of Shen Yunzhong. She was first broken by her lips, then her tongue was broken by her little fragrant tongue, and soon lost in the somewhat rough but sweet kiss.
After kissing for a long time, Chen Yun's hand began to be dishonest, and he stretched into the quilt again, found Xi Chenyue's plump breasts and kneaded them hard.
Xi Chenyue quickly gasped. When she realized it, she was suddenly shocked and bit the tip of her tongue in the clouds hard.
Chen Yun felt pain, let go of Xi Chenyue, and checked. The girl was quite thick and didn't bite her and bleed, otherwise she would have done such a beautiful thing. She didn't make the woman bleeding first, but instead she bleed first, which would be too embarrassing.
Xi Chenyue bit Shen Yunzhong, feeling a little nervous. She found that she was lucky enough to have no bleeding, so she felt a little relaxed and said a little helplessly: Sorry, Ah, I don’t want to bite you either. So, don't come here, or I'll call someone.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: They all know what we are doing, so how could they come? But if you want them to listen to your moaning, I don’t mind, because the louder you call me, the more I like it. Baby, call me, how can I not call me if I make love? Just as Mr. Li Xuejian’s advertising slogan says, without sound, no matter how good the drama is, it will not be able to come out. It's fucking right, I'll beat him up!
Xi Chenyue spat and said: If you want others to scream, they will stop shouting, just don’t let your conspiracy succeed!
Chen Yun laughed in the center, "If you don't shout, my conspiracy will succeed." He smiled and said: Hehe, it doesn't matter if you don't shout, but you will naturally scream when the time comes.
Xi Chenyue said: No matter what, I just don’t call you. What should you do?
Chen Yunzhong said: Yueyue is so nice, otherwise we will bet?
Chen Yunzhong is now more and more fond of betting because he wins every time he bets, but if he is not sure of winning, he will not fight.
Xi Chenyue said: Make a bet?What bets do you make?
Chen Yunzhong said: I bet if you can scream.
Xi Chenyue said: How to bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: If there is a way to make you call, you will lose; if I can't make you call, I will lose.
Xi Chenyue thought for a while and said: What is the bet?
Chen Yunzhong said: Hehe, whatever you say is what you say.
Xi Chenyue said: OK, I've bet.My bet is…If you lose, you’re going to run naked on the street in my underwear!
Chen Yunzhong said: Damn, this bet is so poisonous, but there is no problem, I agree. What if you lose?
Xi Chenyue sneered: How could I lose!
Chen Yunzhong said: I am not afraid of ten thousand, but I am afraid of Ah.
Xi Chenyue said: Can’t they treat themselves as bets?Anyway, they can't escape today, so just bet.
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: You are also cunning. You were mine, but now you want to use it as a bet. But since I promised you, let's start now, if you are ready!
Xi Chenyue said: Don’t panic, there is another problem!
Chen Yun found that he was very patient and said: What's the problem?
Xi Chenyue said: What is the "call" you said, "call" Ah?If you hurt someone, does that kind of scream count?If you count, what should you do if you deliberately abuse others?
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t worry, baby, my gambling products are not that bad. Besides, you are my dear wife Ah, I can’t take care of you, so how can I bear to abuse you?
Xi Chenyue said: No, what you say doesn’t count. We have to sign an agreement, black and white to prevent you from cheating or losing.
The confusing water in the clouds: Agreement? What agreement?
Xi Chenyue said: The bet agreement!
sweat!
Chen Yunzhong felt that he was thundered. It was such a huge sky thunder. This woman is really imaginative. Why didn’t I, Old Shen, not expect it?
When people make love, they like to shoot love videos or write love diaries. My wife came up with a different idea and came up with a sex agreement. She is really insightful and deserves to be the woman I like in the clouds.
Chen Yunzhong said: Yes, this idea is good, I like it.
As he said that, he leaned into the void and the paper and pen in the other room had been grabbed by him.
Xi Chenyue said in disbelief: How did you...you...get it?
Chen Yunzhong said: I will tell you this later, it’s just magic, little KISS, let’s sign the agreement first.
After saying that, he wrote a piece of paper on the floor in the clouds, and then signed his name and showed it to Xichenyue.
Xi Chenyue's hand was wrapped in the quilt by herself and could not be pulled out, so she could only let Chen Yunzhong hold it up and looked at it. It read: Party A: Chen Yunzhong (husband) Party B: Xi Chenyue (wife) According to the principle of freedom of mating and voluntary love, Party A and B specially signed the following agreement:
1. Both Party A and Party B voluntarily create love, and there is no force or threat.
2. In order to improve the mood and interest of creating love, both parties made a bet once, and the content was Party B's moan.If Party B does not during the period of creating love, Party A loses; if Party B is during the period of creating love, Party B loses.
Three, bet.Party A lost, and went to the street to run naked in Party B's underwear.Party B loses and is willing to be Party A's wife from then on.
4. This contract is only limited to once. If necessary, it will be re-entered next time.
5. There is no supervision, no judges, no audience, it depends purely on self-consciousness, no basis for empty words, and the words are based on the basis of the word.
This Agreement shall be effective from the time of signature (or seal) between the parties.
Party A: Chen Yunzhong (sign or stamp) Party B: Xichenyue (sign or stamp) XXXXX...
Before Xi Chenyue finished reading it, she was so happy that she couldn't breathe and said: You can really write nonsense. If our teachers who use literature writing class saw it, they would be furious!
Chen Yunzhong said: Stop talking nonsense, sign and seal it quickly!
Xi Chenyue said: What kind of signing is a sign? It sounds so ugly, it seems like you want to sign a contract for selling your body!
Chen Yunzhong said: Actually, it’s almost the same. After signing this agreement, Xiao Guaiguai is my Shen Yunzhong. She is a member of the Shen family. If I die... With me, you can’t die. If you want to die, you can only die. Haha.
Xi Chenyue spat and said: Bah, hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: Sign it quickly. After signing, let’s do what we love.
Xi Chenyue said: Why sign Ah? I can’t get it out. Please let me out before you talk about it!
Chen Yunzhong said: I haven’t played enough yet, so I can’t let it go. Let’s do this, use lip marks, hand prints and lip marks are almost the same!
As he said that, he put the agreement to Xi Chenyue's mouth.
Xi Chenyue's pretty face turned red, and she reluctantly stepped forward and printed a dazzling bright red lips on the B-party on it...