I don't understand why God always likes to play humor with me
When I was happily pulling out one perfect piece of shit after another, God told me not to bring paper. I was dreaming of taking off my clothes with a beautiful woman and was about to be excited when God made me realize that the guy was a human being. He was passionate and excited on the playground, and he dribbled the ball and shot eleven people in one shot. God let me see that the goal in front of me was my own.
Dog day!
When people are unlucky, they fart when they drink cold water. At night, they went to the restaurant with Bai Kai. They ordered a portion of potato stewed pork ribs. They took the chopsticks and were about to turn their sorrow and anger into food. When they looked at the plate in front of them, I felt depressed. A plate of potato stewed pork ribs, more than thirty pieces of potatoes, two bones, and the potatoes were not peeled yet. I could clearly see that the dark potato skin was sticking on it with excitement on it. I stopped eating it all the time. I didn't let me eat vegetables and chew the steamed buns. It turned out that it was wrong not to eat vegetables and chew the steamed buns. I took it in one bite, and two playful little beans popped out of the steamed buns. Bai Kai took it over and studied it for a long time and told me: This is mouse shit
Unable to help, I picked up the steamed buns and little beans and walked to the window and handed them to the master: Brother, what is this?
The master's eyelids drooped, and he took them and swallowed them: Brother, it's peanuts
I don't pursue his responsibility if I just dry two rat shit in one mouthful. I admire him with a fist.
I returned to the dining table and saw Bai Kai who was gnawing chicken legs with excitement. I couldn't help but snatch it and put my mouth to death, and then my gums bleed.
It seems that this restaurant is in trouble tonight, so I pushed the door open and left. Oh my god, you don’t let me eat well in the restaurant, will I buy it in the supermarket?
When I was excited, I bought three burgers, three hams, three milk, and ran to the seats outside to dry them. I don’t believe that I am still so unlucky today?
Research and investigation found that it is wrong to believe it. The hamburger expired for three days, the ham was swelling, and the milk was he better than Yunnan, so I became popular. When will Yunnan raise cows?
At night, I was so hungry that I was so hungry that I was spitting out of the machine gun. I waited until twelve o'clock that the unlucky guy got out, and I got up and rummaged through the cabinet to find food. Finally, I flipped out two eggs from the box under Xiaoqiang's bed. I was so excited that I trembled and peeled them open. Seeing the round and jade-like eggs shining brightly under the starlight coming through the window, I thought I could finally eat them. As soon as I opened my mouth, Xiaoqiang kicked me away. I turned my head and Xiaoqiang closed his eyes and muttered: Look at me Foshan's shadowless feet.
You're a damn!
I'm grass!!
I picked up the socks and stuffed them into my mouth. I turned around and looked for the flashlight for a long time before I saw the egg that had become three-petaled pieces, with a few short hair sticking to it. I took the egg into the bathroom with tears in my eyes and washed it for a long time.
The next morning, Xiaoqiang brushed his teeth three times: What does my grass smell like? I dreamed that someone would kick the shit hole, and I couldn't help me no matter how I shouted.
When I entered the restaurant, I felt trembling. I wouldn’t have a nipples when I drank soy milk.
After eating breakfast tremblingly, it's okay, everything goes well, Amitabha Buddha, Amen Monkey King
Today's class is as dry and dry as my dandruff. I was drowsy and listened to Li Zhuoqi's story. I fell down. When I woke up, I should retreat. I had two classes in the morning. The mistress asked me mysteriously: Zhang Qing, have you been too masturbating recently, causing physical fatigue? I think you are absent-minded and decadent these two days. Be careful in the future. If it really doesn't work, buy a bag of fly powder for Qin Chu to put it in a cup and take it out.
I asked him what the fly powder was, and he stretched out his neck and said, "You go back to Baidu."
After Baidu, I pressed the mistress on the bed and covered his nose with shoes for three minutes, and then told him: I will not use such a vulgar and despicable hooligan trick. Just kidding!
Do I still use fly powder?
After a while, I thought about it, do I still use fly powder?
In the evening, Qin Chu's mother, Chen Xiaoyun, treated me to her. I washed my head with Haifeisi and put on my only brand clothing that others could know: Jin Lake
I wiped my face and went to find Qin Chu. When I saw them, my stomach became tight. I admit that I was very nervous when I saw Chen Xiaoyun again.
Chen Xiaoyun looked at me with her loving eyes. Zhang Qing was very energetic today. Let's go for a meal. I'm going back tomorrow.
After hearing this, I was secretly happy, but I was gone. Before I finished the wedding, my mother's subsequent words made my belt tighter: I will be able to come here in a week and talk about something
I'm very careful now. The more kind she talks to you, the more you feel at ease, otherwise you will suddenly let you hit the ground from the sky. This woman is very powerful. Fortunately, I have a strong disguise and have always maintained a relaxed attitude. I pretend to be more and more, Chang'e is going to marry Ultraman.
She came here. When I saw that the four circles behind the car were carrying A4, my heart skipped a beat. This is worth more than the 3,000 yuan of my family. My father bought my car for more than 100,000 yuan for business needs. When I first bought the car, my father looked at it and looked at it more than I looked at it.
Chen Xiaoyun asked me to order food, and I smiled faintly and pushed it over: Auntie, you are a guest from afar, please order it
She stroked her forehead and smiled: Okay, then she ordered a few dishes that I hadn't heard much. When she handed Qin Chu the menu, Qin Chu just said indifferently: I'll just eat something casually
I feel a little uncomfortable when I see the mother and the two of them. It is the saddest thing in the world when they have separations between relatives, especially single-parent families. Usually, single-parent families, both generations will depend on each other for the people, and they are very friendly. Unfortunately, these two are as unsightly as strangers. To be honest, I really want them to be as friendly as normal families, but I feel unsure. Forget it, I don’t want them anymore.
There are not many dishes, but they are very delicate. When I see that she is an old diner who eats all over the world, all the six dishes are shining, which makes my stomach swell. I gently patted it: Don't be naughty, today is a re-arrangement, don't embarrass me
My aunt asked me if I could drink, but I heard it and shouted: Come on Erguotou, Hongxing's
When I was happily pulling out one perfect piece of shit after another, God told me not to bring paper. I was dreaming of taking off my clothes with a beautiful woman and was about to be excited when God made me realize that the guy was a human being. He was passionate and excited on the playground, and he dribbled the ball and shot eleven people in one shot. God let me see that the goal in front of me was my own.
Dog day!
When people are unlucky, they fart when they drink cold water. At night, they went to the restaurant with Bai Kai. They ordered a portion of potato stewed pork ribs. They took the chopsticks and were about to turn their sorrow and anger into food. When they looked at the plate in front of them, I felt depressed. A plate of potato stewed pork ribs, more than thirty pieces of potatoes, two bones, and the potatoes were not peeled yet. I could clearly see that the dark potato skin was sticking on it with excitement on it. I stopped eating it all the time. I didn't let me eat vegetables and chew the steamed buns. It turned out that it was wrong not to eat vegetables and chew the steamed buns. I took it in one bite, and two playful little beans popped out of the steamed buns. Bai Kai took it over and studied it for a long time and told me: This is mouse shit
Unable to help, I picked up the steamed buns and little beans and walked to the window and handed them to the master: Brother, what is this?
The master's eyelids drooped, and he took them and swallowed them: Brother, it's peanuts
I don't pursue his responsibility if I just dry two rat shit in one mouthful. I admire him with a fist.
I returned to the dining table and saw Bai Kai who was gnawing chicken legs with excitement. I couldn't help but snatch it and put my mouth to death, and then my gums bleed.
It seems that this restaurant is in trouble tonight, so I pushed the door open and left. Oh my god, you don’t let me eat well in the restaurant, will I buy it in the supermarket?
When I was excited, I bought three burgers, three hams, three milk, and ran to the seats outside to dry them. I don’t believe that I am still so unlucky today?
Research and investigation found that it is wrong to believe it. The hamburger expired for three days, the ham was swelling, and the milk was he better than Yunnan, so I became popular. When will Yunnan raise cows?
At night, I was so hungry that I was so hungry that I was spitting out of the machine gun. I waited until twelve o'clock that the unlucky guy got out, and I got up and rummaged through the cabinet to find food. Finally, I flipped out two eggs from the box under Xiaoqiang's bed. I was so excited that I trembled and peeled them open. Seeing the round and jade-like eggs shining brightly under the starlight coming through the window, I thought I could finally eat them. As soon as I opened my mouth, Xiaoqiang kicked me away. I turned my head and Xiaoqiang closed his eyes and muttered: Look at me Foshan's shadowless feet.
You're a damn!
I'm grass!!
I picked up the socks and stuffed them into my mouth. I turned around and looked for the flashlight for a long time before I saw the egg that had become three-petaled pieces, with a few short hair sticking to it. I took the egg into the bathroom with tears in my eyes and washed it for a long time.
The next morning, Xiaoqiang brushed his teeth three times: What does my grass smell like? I dreamed that someone would kick the shit hole, and I couldn't help me no matter how I shouted.
When I entered the restaurant, I felt trembling. I wouldn’t have a nipples when I drank soy milk.
After eating breakfast tremblingly, it's okay, everything goes well, Amitabha Buddha, Amen Monkey King
Today's class is as dry and dry as my dandruff. I was drowsy and listened to Li Zhuoqi's story. I fell down. When I woke up, I should retreat. I had two classes in the morning. The mistress asked me mysteriously: Zhang Qing, have you been too masturbating recently, causing physical fatigue? I think you are absent-minded and decadent these two days. Be careful in the future. If it really doesn't work, buy a bag of fly powder for Qin Chu to put it in a cup and take it out.
I asked him what the fly powder was, and he stretched out his neck and said, "You go back to Baidu."
After Baidu, I pressed the mistress on the bed and covered his nose with shoes for three minutes, and then told him: I will not use such a vulgar and despicable hooligan trick. Just kidding!
Do I still use fly powder?
After a while, I thought about it, do I still use fly powder?
In the evening, Qin Chu's mother, Chen Xiaoyun, treated me to her. I washed my head with Haifeisi and put on my only brand clothing that others could know: Jin Lake
I wiped my face and went to find Qin Chu. When I saw them, my stomach became tight. I admit that I was very nervous when I saw Chen Xiaoyun again.
Chen Xiaoyun looked at me with her loving eyes. Zhang Qing was very energetic today. Let's go for a meal. I'm going back tomorrow.
After hearing this, I was secretly happy, but I was gone. Before I finished the wedding, my mother's subsequent words made my belt tighter: I will be able to come here in a week and talk about something
I'm very careful now. The more kind she talks to you, the more you feel at ease, otherwise you will suddenly let you hit the ground from the sky. This woman is very powerful. Fortunately, I have a strong disguise and have always maintained a relaxed attitude. I pretend to be more and more, Chang'e is going to marry Ultraman.
She came here. When I saw that the four circles behind the car were carrying A4, my heart skipped a beat. This is worth more than the 3,000 yuan of my family. My father bought my car for more than 100,000 yuan for business needs. When I first bought the car, my father looked at it and looked at it more than I looked at it.
Chen Xiaoyun asked me to order food, and I smiled faintly and pushed it over: Auntie, you are a guest from afar, please order it
She stroked her forehead and smiled: Okay, then she ordered a few dishes that I hadn't heard much. When she handed Qin Chu the menu, Qin Chu just said indifferently: I'll just eat something casually
I feel a little uncomfortable when I see the mother and the two of them. It is the saddest thing in the world when they have separations between relatives, especially single-parent families. Usually, single-parent families, both generations will depend on each other for the people, and they are very friendly. Unfortunately, these two are as unsightly as strangers. To be honest, I really want them to be as friendly as normal families, but I feel unsure. Forget it, I don’t want them anymore.
There are not many dishes, but they are very delicate. When I see that she is an old diner who eats all over the world, all the six dishes are shining, which makes my stomach swell. I gently patted it: Don't be naughty, today is a re-arrangement, don't embarrass me
My aunt asked me if I could drink, but I heard it and shouted: Come on Erguotou, Hongxing's
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