Chapter 1 First time at university

When I watched the textbooks that had been with me for three years turned into black smoke and swayed upwards and inserted into the sky from the roof of our teaching building, I realized that I should have become a college student.

As I drank and had fun with my buddies every day, the day passed. On the day I got the notice, I drank 9 bottles of beer. Finally, Yingying used her weak shoulders to hold me and sent me home. Of course, this was what my mother told me later. I didn’t know how many times I vomited that night. In short, the toilet was blocked for several hours before the repairman came to clear it.

Yingying is my high school classmate. In the first year of high school, we completed our first love together out of curiosity about love. Later, we probably understood a little and then separated because I found that I was like her and Linghu Chong and Yilin. The sparks were always hard to ignite.

I am about to go to that city to go to college, and I feel inexplicably excited. The excitement in my heart hits my thinking. What exactly makes me so excited? Perhaps it is because of some campus novels I read in high school. There are always some romantic and romantic flowers and tenderness. Although I am not very interested in love, some of the university life depicted in it makes me yearn for, such as smoking and drinking...

Yingying only told me a week before leaving that she also went to H University and was with me. I was really surprised and asked her why she didn't tell me earlier, didn't she say she went to L University, she said she wanted to give me a surprise.

At least I have a companion outside. My mother said you take care of other girls. Don’t let the girl suffer if you go out. I said, “Mom, why aren’t you afraid of me?” My mother popped a chestnut on my head and said, “You are afraid of being with a girl like this, but you are afraid of being at a loss. Where can I ask for my daughter-in-law in the future.

My dad gave me a helpless smile, which was meaningful...

On the night before leaving, I drank a night with my buddy who had been with me for many years. Unexpectedly, three of us lost our virginity that night, and I was in that five-eighth mile.

When I was heading to Qingdao, Yingying on the train kept wiping her tears. Sometimes I really admire women, who can output for 6 hours continuously. After using up her tissues, she used most of the pack of toilet paper stuffed to me by my mother.

I kept holding my cheek and staring at her very seriously. What kind of motivation is it that makes women cry continuously until they get off the car and they are not able to get what they want.

Finally got off the train, Yingying happily handed her big box to me on the grounds that she had too much energy to cry on the train. She originally wanted to give her two pimples to her head, but when she thought about what my mother said to me, I honestly pulled the two boxes forward, Yingying sang a song behind me and enjoyed the scenery along the way.

At this time, I admire women again. I can do anything 5 minutes ago and I can't remember anything.

This is not like I just cried all the way, it is clearly the qualifying of the Chinese national football team...

It is very interesting for people in Qingdao to speak. For example, they call people Yin, but I was so embarrassed that I was so embarrassed.

After getting off the bus, I asked a young man for directions. The young man was very enthusiastic and told me the address after pulling the things for a long time.

Then he asked my brother where you are. I said I was not lewd anywhere. He frowned and said to me, "Why are you doing this guy so stingy? Tell me where you are, I won't sell you."

I said I am a righteous person, and my whole body is filled with Liu Xiahui's temperament, and I will never be lustful anywhere

The guy was anxious and told me, "Grass, don't say anything," he said, "I'll just go back."

I was also very angry and shouted at him, "I won't be prostitute."

Then he pulled Yingying away. Actually, Yingying understood it at that time, but she didn't remind me and kept laughing next to her.

The bus ferry has been wading through mountains and rivers and finally arrived at the school