Chapter 372: Confused sex after drinking?

In layman's mind is as chaotic as a woman's menstrual period. I don't know when I will fall in love with what type of woman

The four words "Cannoyed after drinking" have created many couples and destroyed more lovers. This is just a reason to vent your own desires.

So I am very sure I didn't have anything to do with Yingying at all. That reason is actually very humorous. Many people say that I'm drunk and don't know anything. How about it?

That's purely talking lies while touching the asshole. From a physiological point of view, a man's orgasm excitement can awaken an elephant, let alone a sleeping person. I don't believe that a person can do piston exercises easily and reach the peak when he gets drunk. This is why there is such a fool in TV series.

Yingying and I can cause this situation depends on our common hobby: sleeping naked

People who like to sleep naked are those who fall asleep even if you fall asleep in bed one day and wake up and find yourself naked

Alien

I started looking for my shorts, and shrank my body and touched it for a long time before I found that the small triangle that Yingying was holding tightly is very

I looked familiar. Although I tried my best to avoid the scenery in front of me, I still couldn't help but take a look. It didn't matter if I saw it, and it instantly stood up. I understood this as the inertia that a normal man should have.

I didn't expect that Yingying's exposed body would be so tempting. My snow-white and smooth body and the two bright red spots on my chest were taken into consideration. A girl I used to see as a man was naked by my side at this moment, but I reacted without any pressure. Is this shameless? But I was really panicked without any warning, so I can only be shameless without reason

My dry lips were even more intense. I trembled with my hands and took my shorts, but I pulled them twice but failed. She held them tightly, her eyelashes flashed like a dream. Then I saw her pick up my shorts and put them under my face and pressed them. She muttered unclearly: No one is allowed to grab me, this mask is mine.

Mask...I felt nauseous at that time

Just when I saw her putting my stuff on my mouth, I couldn't help it anymore. I reached out and grabbed my pants and ran to the bathroom. It was very fierce. So when I was hot and trembling all over, I heard Yingying's sharp screams, which scared me to death. My feet slipped, and my forehead slapped the door panel.

Zhang Qing Yingying's heart-wrenching cry made me feel chilled

Arrive! I really don't know how to answer her!

You hooligan!!! I heard Yingying crying

I couldn't help it anymore, and hid outside the door in my shorts and said to her: I haven't said you are a hooligan yet. You have one on you, and I have only a few hairs left on my body.

Come in with me!

I don't go in, you're not wearing any clothes

You've done it, what are you afraid of! Yingying is really crying

I'll come out as soon as I'll keep the football player waiting for the opponent's free kick and walk in. I saw Yingying huddled around the quilt with her legs wrapped around her knees, and I told you, Yingying, I'll admit whatever you said, the key is that I didn't do anything.

Yingying flew over a pillow: ! Bastard! Auntie has castrated you today! Haven't you done it yet? You are naked, I must have taken off my clothes myself! My first night, um

Seeing the tears on her face, I was completely helpless. I rubbed forward and touched my pants and put them on in a hurry, and then threw all the clothes in front of her: Believe it or not, I didn't do anything, you can check it yourself.

Test? How do I test? Yingying looked at me suspiciously and reached out to wipe the tears from her face

All of them are adults, I don’t need to teach you these physiological common sense. I’m out, you can check it yourself. There is toilet paper behind you. After saying that, I hurriedly escaped from the room and sat down in the living room. I breathed a sigh of relief, lit a cigarette and took two puffs. What’s the fuck? Such a bloody plot has come to me.

Three minutes later, Yingying walked out wrapped in a quilt, and I asked without raising my head: Does it smell like 84 disinfectant

What does it mean? Yingying finally had tears in the corner of her eyes. She probably understood my gentleman behavior and her expression on her face became much more relaxed

You don't understand?

What are you talking about? Why is it smelling like 84 disinfectant? What can you do after it has to be disinfected? Yingying said angrily

Forget it if you don't understand, anyway, you know that you haven't been ruined, I'm too lazy to be a teacher for her

Maybe you wiped it clean for me! Yingying still insisted

Believe it or not, you have a figure, chasing me with bare ass, and I'm considered a hooligan when I look back, let alone taking advantage of the situation and robbing me the least shameful thing. There are two things that go against my will in this sentence

Yingying was originally having sex with me, but I thought she had made sure she was not contaminated by me, but after hearing this, she suddenly became furious. She picked up the pillow next to her and flew to my face: I got a cheaper one, but I was still good at my aunt's figure, and it wasn't bulging and not tilted? Her belly was flat. Zhang Qing, are you blushing when you say this?

I glanced at her: It wasn't the time to cry just now, I'm still competing with me with shamelessness

Then you tell me why you and I are naked? If you explain clearly, I will spare you, otherwise I will be with you! Yingying raised her fist like a demonstration

You usually sleep naked

Yes, what's wrong, didn't you know it long ago

Oh, then I happened to sleep naked too. If you don't believe it, when you go home tomorrow, you will sleep in clothes and try what it will be like in the morning. I have had this experience. I spit out a sip of smoke and said helplessly.

Yingying held her little head and thought carefully for a long time before nodding as if she suddenly realized: It seems that I have experience too

OK, then you are innocent. Yingying said softly. As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, she said again: Then your eyesight is normal, do you see what you shouldn't see? Come with the real trick!

When I was about to answer, the erotic scene just now appeared in my mind. My lower body couldn't help but fight again. I cursed something that was useless and replied: I'm watching it. I'm not blind. You can see it when you open your eyes. I can explain it clearly. This is not what I want to see, it's what you delivered to you to your door.

Then what have you seen! Yingying suddenly became nervous again

Except for what you can't see, I saw it

Yingying lowered her head and secretly opened a little quilt and looked at her body. She suddenly rushed over. She covered the quilt on my head and beat her up. She said angrily: "A stinky hooligan, stinky bastard, perverted pervert, I've been intact for twenty years. I've been to show you what I have kept for twenty years. Today, I'll kill you and your grandson are the only ones who have been beaten!

You're asymmetric

What? Yingying paused for three seconds, and the small universe was in a state of pride

Boy, Ah Zhang Qing, you a dead donkey pervert!!!!!!!!! I don’t know that all girls are like this!!!!!!