After the first day of the exam, I felt a feeling: talents are always born in the most dangerous times.
The first exam was the Olympiad Mathematics, which is the basic course I learned in my freshman year. Since I had a good foundation in mathematics in middle school, I didn’t have that much effort to answer. The exam room in college was not like that in high school. One class was divided into two or three exam room. Half of the exam room I was in were students from our major, including the mistress and Bai Kai.
I saw Bai Kai answering the test papers with a crackling sound, completely like a good student who can't fail the subject, so I didn't consider the feat of helping others. When I glanced at the mistress, I was stunned. The mistress was reaching out to lift her trouser legs up. He was sweating profusely and actually intended to roll her trouser legs up to see the copy on her thighs. At the same time, I found that the invigilator on the podium was curiously tilting his head to see what the mistress was doing. Finally, when the mistress was desperately turning her trouser legs to her knees, he spoke: That classmate, what are you doing
The mistress sat up straight: I got bitten by the mosquito, it was too itchy, I scratched it. I said that the mistress's reaction was definitely very fast
I couldn't bear to watch the mistress do such a very vulgar move, so I was going to use the most cheating trick I used in high school: pass the note, but I searched all over and found that I didn't even have a piece of toilet paper on my body. I had no choice but to take out my wallet and sneak out a ten-yuan RMB. While the invigilator was reading the newspaper, I quickly wrote a copy of one and two multiple-choice questions on it. I rolled it into a small ball and coughed gently. The mistress didn't respond and was still trying to roll up her trouser legs. I'm so stupid, I can't help it. I'm really ashamed of my buddy with this kind of IQ.
Later, I coughed several times and finally called the invigilator. He came over and stared at me coldly and said: Students, pay attention to their behavior!
I said to the teacher, I had a pharyngitis and couldn't bear it anymore. The invigilator glanced at my test questions and said, "Since you finished answering, you'll hand over the paper." I nodded and stood up and walked forward. At the straight line closest to the mistress, I quickly bounced the ten yuan over. Fortunately, the mistress finally found out. He smiled at me gratefully. I thought to myself, with your IQ, let alone answering questions, I can't even get rid of cheating.
After the exam, I went downstairs to smoke. When the mistress returned to the dormitory, I asked him: How was the exam?
Zhang Qing, I thank you so much, otherwise I would have died
Then how did you answer the second volume? There is a P that can be used after just one volume.
It should be no problem. I guess the coin was finished. Anyway, there are 20 multiple-choice questions in the second volume. Add my coin scores, so it should be similar.
Well, I did a good job in the exam, do you have nothing to say to me?
I don't seem to have any other thanks
Think about it again
No more
Hand over my ten dollars!
I, I said why I've gotten more than ten yuan? I've bought potato chips for Li Shuyun
You MB
Later, the mistress paid me back 20 yuan before it was resolved peacefully. In the first exam, I had my own project and didn’t care much about other people’s tricks. It was not until the second public English that I understood what talent was.
Before taking the English exam, Bai Kai told me that his English has never been very good. I asked him how many points he scored in the college entrance examination. He was very shy and said that he had scored 38 points, but the answer was still transferred.
During the exam, I was about to go back to my old job. After answering the questions, I saw Bai Kai looking at me with anticipation. I nodded and took out a 50 cents from my pocket. Given my morning experience, I specially prepared a few 50 cents tickets at noon. I quickly copied the answer and was about to throw it to Bai Kai in front of me. I was stunned again.
Because I found that the guy sitting on my left was staring at the front of the right. I followed his gaze and saw a classmate's hand swimming around his head, ears, face, and neck. At first I didn't understand. After a closer look, I understood. The head was A, the ears were B, the face was C, the neck was D. The front stomped his feet, the back followed, the front fumbled on the head, and the answer behind had already appeared. I looked at the 50 cents in my hand and felt deeply guilty. People were cheating invisible. I had to rely on the medium to pass on this. The gap was too big.
It was not until I found that Bai Kai was about to stand up and rush over to waste me when I remembered that the 50 cents were still in my hand. I quickly took advantage of the invigilator's time to drink water and kicked him down from the bottom.
I have never handed in the papers since that time, because I think sitting there to learn other people's cheating methods is a great thing. When I saw their calm expressions, their swift movements, and their strange and bizarre tricks, I sincerely admired them. Seeing their endless methods, I felt ashamed. Compared with them, my cheating methods are simply too noble.
What impressed me the most on this day was not the two classmates who passed the answers through body language, but a girl, a girl with glasses, who was a good student. Her method was very simple, but it was very effective. She just kept pulling the collar on her chest, lowered her head to explore for a while, and then the pen in her hand would zip it. After several times, the young male teacher in charge of the exam was almost glaring out and didn't say anything. The female student calmly finished answering the questions and handing over the paper. When she walked past the exam teacher, her chest was slightly shaken, and she was nakedly provoking.
I think if the teacher really went down and asked her why she kept looking there, would she have a melancholy answer: Sorry, teacher, I have my mastitis
The first exam was the Olympiad Mathematics, which is the basic course I learned in my freshman year. Since I had a good foundation in mathematics in middle school, I didn’t have that much effort to answer. The exam room in college was not like that in high school. One class was divided into two or three exam room. Half of the exam room I was in were students from our major, including the mistress and Bai Kai.
I saw Bai Kai answering the test papers with a crackling sound, completely like a good student who can't fail the subject, so I didn't consider the feat of helping others. When I glanced at the mistress, I was stunned. The mistress was reaching out to lift her trouser legs up. He was sweating profusely and actually intended to roll her trouser legs up to see the copy on her thighs. At the same time, I found that the invigilator on the podium was curiously tilting his head to see what the mistress was doing. Finally, when the mistress was desperately turning her trouser legs to her knees, he spoke: That classmate, what are you doing
The mistress sat up straight: I got bitten by the mosquito, it was too itchy, I scratched it. I said that the mistress's reaction was definitely very fast
I couldn't bear to watch the mistress do such a very vulgar move, so I was going to use the most cheating trick I used in high school: pass the note, but I searched all over and found that I didn't even have a piece of toilet paper on my body. I had no choice but to take out my wallet and sneak out a ten-yuan RMB. While the invigilator was reading the newspaper, I quickly wrote a copy of one and two multiple-choice questions on it. I rolled it into a small ball and coughed gently. The mistress didn't respond and was still trying to roll up her trouser legs. I'm so stupid, I can't help it. I'm really ashamed of my buddy with this kind of IQ.
Later, I coughed several times and finally called the invigilator. He came over and stared at me coldly and said: Students, pay attention to their behavior!
I said to the teacher, I had a pharyngitis and couldn't bear it anymore. The invigilator glanced at my test questions and said, "Since you finished answering, you'll hand over the paper." I nodded and stood up and walked forward. At the straight line closest to the mistress, I quickly bounced the ten yuan over. Fortunately, the mistress finally found out. He smiled at me gratefully. I thought to myself, with your IQ, let alone answering questions, I can't even get rid of cheating.
After the exam, I went downstairs to smoke. When the mistress returned to the dormitory, I asked him: How was the exam?
Zhang Qing, I thank you so much, otherwise I would have died
Then how did you answer the second volume? There is a P that can be used after just one volume.
It should be no problem. I guess the coin was finished. Anyway, there are 20 multiple-choice questions in the second volume. Add my coin scores, so it should be similar.
Well, I did a good job in the exam, do you have nothing to say to me?
I don't seem to have any other thanks
Think about it again
No more
Hand over my ten dollars!
I, I said why I've gotten more than ten yuan? I've bought potato chips for Li Shuyun
You MB
Later, the mistress paid me back 20 yuan before it was resolved peacefully. In the first exam, I had my own project and didn’t care much about other people’s tricks. It was not until the second public English that I understood what talent was.
Before taking the English exam, Bai Kai told me that his English has never been very good. I asked him how many points he scored in the college entrance examination. He was very shy and said that he had scored 38 points, but the answer was still transferred.
During the exam, I was about to go back to my old job. After answering the questions, I saw Bai Kai looking at me with anticipation. I nodded and took out a 50 cents from my pocket. Given my morning experience, I specially prepared a few 50 cents tickets at noon. I quickly copied the answer and was about to throw it to Bai Kai in front of me. I was stunned again.
Because I found that the guy sitting on my left was staring at the front of the right. I followed his gaze and saw a classmate's hand swimming around his head, ears, face, and neck. At first I didn't understand. After a closer look, I understood. The head was A, the ears were B, the face was C, the neck was D. The front stomped his feet, the back followed, the front fumbled on the head, and the answer behind had already appeared. I looked at the 50 cents in my hand and felt deeply guilty. People were cheating invisible. I had to rely on the medium to pass on this. The gap was too big.
It was not until I found that Bai Kai was about to stand up and rush over to waste me when I remembered that the 50 cents were still in my hand. I quickly took advantage of the invigilator's time to drink water and kicked him down from the bottom.
I have never handed in the papers since that time, because I think sitting there to learn other people's cheating methods is a great thing. When I saw their calm expressions, their swift movements, and their strange and bizarre tricks, I sincerely admired them. Seeing their endless methods, I felt ashamed. Compared with them, my cheating methods are simply too noble.
What impressed me the most on this day was not the two classmates who passed the answers through body language, but a girl, a girl with glasses, who was a good student. Her method was very simple, but it was very effective. She just kept pulling the collar on her chest, lowered her head to explore for a while, and then the pen in her hand would zip it. After several times, the young male teacher in charge of the exam was almost glaring out and didn't say anything. The female student calmly finished answering the questions and handing over the paper. When she walked past the exam teacher, her chest was slightly shaken, and she was nakedly provoking.
I think if the teacher really went down and asked her why she kept looking there, would she have a melancholy answer: Sorry, teacher, I have my mastitis
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