Chapter 277 Special Services

19days ago campus Novels 8
In this era of sexual desire, this small card will undoubtedly bring good news to many men, and the excitement of this gospel depends on the number of old men in their pockets. It depends on the consumption level. If you give them fifty yuan, they will never give you sixty services. Similarly, if you give them two hundred yuan, you can definitely include fifty yuan service and will have extended actions.

I stuffed that card in my pocket as a gift from Changsha to leave it as a souvenir

Kicking to the door, my head was stuffed on the bed, and I suddenly felt floating, it was probably a kind of inertia caused by taking the bus

Turn over and take out the charger from the travel bag on the bed

Even if I want to be quiet, my phone will not be disconnected. If I meet a few female gangsters one day, I can still call the police in time.

Although the probability of such a thing happening is equivalent to winning a five million prize, I have always been unreliable and have a chance to hit everything.

After taking a minute to go to the bathroom to wash up, I went back to bed and turned on the TV that I bought when I was seven years old. It was a vague show on the screen, either a male and female drama of love or awesome reports that boasted about the great mountains and rivers of the motherland. The most frequent advertisements are those that are strange and vulgar, which make people get goose bumps and even impotence and premature ejaculation.

I really couldn't bear to watch it, so I turned off the TV and lie on the snow-white bed. Although the bed sheet was filled with the smell of disinfectant, I was usually a person who was not very picky about sleep conditions. Whether standing, sitting, lying or walking, it basically would not affect my excellent sleep level, so I soon had a dream.

When I was half asleep, I was woken up by the phone in the room. After crawling for a long time, I finally found the receiver. I answered the phone and heard a soft female voice: Brother, do you need special services?

Hum? My mind was still in a confused state at that time, and I didn't realize what she was trying to express

So she repeated the words softer, and the whisper to Lin Chiling, and I woke up a little and asked her. After hearing that sentence, she scolded me in standard Hunan dialect for a full minute and then hung up for me very quickly. What I asked was: Then I'm hungry, so make a big bowl of noodles for me, and ask Master Kong to braised beef flavor. If you are convenient, you can help me with the intestines. Thank you

This service cannot satisfy you and want to be special?

I secretly criticized her professional ethics and morality. After getting up, she urinated, she fell asleep again.

Unfortunately, the phone rang again before I slept for a long time, and it was still a woman's voice, which was still the same as what I said on the previous phone, but this time the voice was slightly different, it was a tender and crisp girl voice, and the name was also changed from elder brother to elder brother. I answered her the same question, and she screamed and shouted:

Wow, it turns out that you are the pervert just now. My sister said she just met a lunatic and still scolded her. She didn't expect that I would encounter it too. It's so unlucky!

Then I hung up my phone firmly. I felt a little confused when I held the microphone with busy voices. Master Kang is a pervert these days. So, should I tell me if I have to carry kitchen knives to dissect me?

I'll go, your grandma's leg, I won't eat it anymore. I fell asleep in anger. Before going to bed, I pulled up the phone line. It was just a few guys who just said nothing but practiced.

The next day, I opened my eyes and shitted with my bag and checked out in one go. I went downstairs and bought eight tea eggs from the roadside snack stall and walked in from my stomach.

When I was sitting on the side of the road with my bag in succession, people saluted me from time to time on the side of the road. I was curious that they had never seen eight tea eggs or eight tea eggs like this, because I never had to eat more than two tea eggs.

After filling my stomach, Grandpa stood up and happily burped with an accent from other places. I stood up and patted the dust on my butt. Where should I go?

Looking up at the sun and looking at the celestial phenomena, I counted my fingers, and I walked to the left. The reason I walked like this is because of one reason: the male left and the female right

I also walked a lot of roads that day and also met many people and things. A young man quarreled on the street, probably because the girl made too little money, and the boy insisted that the girl spent too much money. The two of them said that crosstalk was performed in full view of the public. Later, the girl cried, and the boy was a little panicked. Soon, the two held hands and left happily. In the process, they completely ignored the people around them, which were amazed or surprised. The two performed their language and body movements very well. When more people saw this scene, they chose numbness.

I also saw a father riding a bicycle carrying a son who seemed to make him very proud. The fat man laughed loudly from behind. The father turned his face in front and kept saying something to the fat man. It should be some serious learning and listening to the teacher's words. The fat man kept nodding while listening, and the father in front showed a happy smile on his face.

What touched me the most was an old man and a woman who was over 70 years old, who was supported by each other on the wooden chairs beside the tree. The wrinkled faces were filled with morning sunlight. The sun spread out on their old faces and radiated a lot of light. The old man held the old woman's hands tightly, and the morning light slowly flowed on them. The old man said something I couldn't understand in the old woman's ears. The old man seemed to have a little back and showed a blank look on his face. So the old man repeated it loudly, and the old lady smiled. When she smiled, she was like a seventeen-year-old girl in my eyes, bathed in the sun and love.

I don't know if love is used to describe their state at this time, but I understand that they will always snuggle up to each other and walk to the day when one of them goes west. Seeing this scene, I can't help but feel sad about the morning light and the long-term diligence of life.

Where is me?

When I get old, will someone go to the beach to watch the rising and falling moon with me in a quiet and distant place?