The mistress broke up when Ye Yuan was in love. His heart was as cold as the current season, which also made him look like a resentful woman who had been dumped for twenty years. She only had three words in her mouth all day long: paralyzed
When I went to the restaurant for dinner, the master brought him a spoon to serve the dishes. The mistress: It's paralyzed, so a little meat. The tall and big master was stunned for a moment and raised the oily spoon and patted it. Fortunately, I pulled the mistress away in time to avoid this bloody case. The mistress didn't feel it, so he looked at the master with a squint: It's paralyzed, come out.
Little bastard, come in
Paralyzed, you come out
If so many people were not queuing up, I'll beat you to death with a spoon
I'm not queuing you if there weren't so many people queuing up
During the meal, I told the mistress that you should not vent your hatred for Vivi on others. The mistress didn't even raise her head and said: "It's paralyzed, it's really paralyzed."
The mistress's mouth is like his man, and it is dirty. He doesn't have any genitals in every sentence, so he feels unmomentum. At first, he is a little uncomfortable and always thinks he is scolding me. Later, I think he is scolding the government, and I feel relieved from then on
The mistress said that Weiwei and the man met online. I asked him how he knew. He said that he did not say anything after seeing the text message that day. He turned on Weiwei's computer and observed the chat records for a long time. He understood that Weiwei met the man on a lonely night and often chatted until midnight. The most unbearable thing about the mistress was that Weiwei actually told the man about him, from not washing his feet at night to not brushing his teeth in the morning, not wearing underwear in summer, and not changing his underwear in winter, and every word was dirty. Vivi told the man mercilessly and without saying a word. The man was also very indignant about this, and strongly and firmly criticized the mistress for his unhygienic bad habits, and told Weiwei: I take a bath three times a day, just as on time as eating.
Later they met and checked in the room. When the mistress said this, something began to flash.
I burped and interrupted him and said: After so long, don’t you know that Vivi likes clean men?
She was not like this at first. The mistress threw away the chopsticks. She said she liked everything about me, including my shortcomings.
You're so stupid, that's because she didn't encounter clean, elegant and polite
She is a liar!
In fact, it is not easy for a man like a mistress to have a dirty relationship twice in more than a year. His capital may be that angular face and a standard figure. From Li Shuyun to Weiwei, he has not changed at all, which has led to his love failure.
People always need to make progress
After hearing this, Bai Kai happily went to the mistress: I used to be your light bulb. Let's go, it's rare that you are single, you go and be a light bulb for me.
The mistress was lying on the bed like a dead person. There were a bunch of empty wine bottles on the small table next to him. After hearing Bai Kai's words, he jumped up and punched Bai Kai in the face. Bai Kai did not expect that such a consequence would be caused by this sentence. After being fucked by the mistress, he became anxious and kicked him.
The two of them didn't say anything, just punched me and kicked me, and they were extremely fierce. Ye Yuan and the others couldn't persuade him, and they were kicked by the mistress a few times. Before I could even wipe my butt, I quickly put on my pants and ran out of the toilet. At that time, the two were twisting into a ball. The mistress grabbed Bai Kai's ears tightly. Bai Kai was not willing to be outdone. He grabbed his nose with his hand, and his feet were not idle. He kicked each other
I stepped forward and broke the two of them apart, and I said, "Why don't you both greet me together?"
Before I finished speaking, I was punched by the mistress on my left face:
How the hell can you find such a good girlfriend? Why can't I do it!
I spitted out a mouthful of saliva, and there was a hint of red in the liquid on the ground. I turned my head and saw the mistress's red eyes wide open and the more than ten empty wine bottles on the table. I stood in front of him: Come on, you continue
The mistress was not polite and punched me again in the right face. Bai Kai couldn't help it and pushed me away and kicked the mistress on the bed: Are you a fucking man? You're so awesome and robbed your wife back. What's your point in front of your brothers?
The mistress could no longer stand up, lying there and coughing a few times before starting to laugh, or crying, because I couldn't figure out whether he was laughing or crying. Suddenly he slapped his mouth with his backhand, and shouted: I'm not a fucking man, I'm so fucking betrayed that woman and I can't bear to hit her, but I'll only dare to fight with my brother!
Ye Yuan and Dazhi were both tactful and silent, quietly returned to their bed and lay down. Bai Kai and I sat side by side on the bed, lit a cigarette each one. I looked at Bai Kai's bruise that was not very conspicuous and suddenly laughed. Bai Kai pressed his cheekbones and scolded: Grass, he really wants to let him do it. I didn't even beat him. I wanted to take him out to relax. The dog bites Lu Dongbin
I whispered to the mistress: Look
The mistress was already lying on the bed and fell asleep, with most of her legs hanging on the ground. We sighed and took off the mistress's shoes, then put his legs on the bed to cover him with a blanket.
I told Dazhi that when the mistress was about to wake up, he helped him get a cup of tap water to drink, so he went out with Bai Kai. I touched my cheeks that were a little hot and I couldn't help but smile bitterly: This guy, I really dare to fight with us
Bai Kai flapped the shoe prints on his clothes with his hand: Who knows what he thought, forget it, just pretend that the dog bites it
We slipped to the playground and sat in the stands to smoke. The cloudy weather easily made people feel melancholy. I half lying on the steps and pointed at a bird flying in the sky: Bai Kai, I think it's better to fly, you can fly
What's so good, can you get fucked in one shot
At least before being fucked, it is free, and you don’t have to worry about the price of oil
We are different. Zhang Qing, you are suitable to be a bird. I can't do it. I'm very bored when I'm alone. I like two people
I'm a bird?
Isn't that what you admire most in your bones is freedom, unrestrainedness, wherever you want to go, beg for food or pick up rags, you are suitable for that, even if your wife is a fairy
Hearing this, I was silent
What do you think of us doing every day
I don't know, I'm very happy now
Why I'm rarely happy
Are you very happy when you left school
I thought about it carefully and I was only happy in those few days of Feng Huáng, but I was often not very happy when I was alone.
That's because you have something to do in your heart. Bai Kai stepped on the cigarette butts hard under his feet, and that's what happened to you with Yingying?
Which one?
When I didn't ask
OK, at least I'm much easier now
When I went to the restaurant for dinner, the master brought him a spoon to serve the dishes. The mistress: It's paralyzed, so a little meat. The tall and big master was stunned for a moment and raised the oily spoon and patted it. Fortunately, I pulled the mistress away in time to avoid this bloody case. The mistress didn't feel it, so he looked at the master with a squint: It's paralyzed, come out.
Little bastard, come in
Paralyzed, you come out
If so many people were not queuing up, I'll beat you to death with a spoon
I'm not queuing you if there weren't so many people queuing up
During the meal, I told the mistress that you should not vent your hatred for Vivi on others. The mistress didn't even raise her head and said: "It's paralyzed, it's really paralyzed."
The mistress's mouth is like his man, and it is dirty. He doesn't have any genitals in every sentence, so he feels unmomentum. At first, he is a little uncomfortable and always thinks he is scolding me. Later, I think he is scolding the government, and I feel relieved from then on
The mistress said that Weiwei and the man met online. I asked him how he knew. He said that he did not say anything after seeing the text message that day. He turned on Weiwei's computer and observed the chat records for a long time. He understood that Weiwei met the man on a lonely night and often chatted until midnight. The most unbearable thing about the mistress was that Weiwei actually told the man about him, from not washing his feet at night to not brushing his teeth in the morning, not wearing underwear in summer, and not changing his underwear in winter, and every word was dirty. Vivi told the man mercilessly and without saying a word. The man was also very indignant about this, and strongly and firmly criticized the mistress for his unhygienic bad habits, and told Weiwei: I take a bath three times a day, just as on time as eating.
Later they met and checked in the room. When the mistress said this, something began to flash.
I burped and interrupted him and said: After so long, don’t you know that Vivi likes clean men?
She was not like this at first. The mistress threw away the chopsticks. She said she liked everything about me, including my shortcomings.
You're so stupid, that's because she didn't encounter clean, elegant and polite
She is a liar!
In fact, it is not easy for a man like a mistress to have a dirty relationship twice in more than a year. His capital may be that angular face and a standard figure. From Li Shuyun to Weiwei, he has not changed at all, which has led to his love failure.
People always need to make progress
After hearing this, Bai Kai happily went to the mistress: I used to be your light bulb. Let's go, it's rare that you are single, you go and be a light bulb for me.
The mistress was lying on the bed like a dead person. There were a bunch of empty wine bottles on the small table next to him. After hearing Bai Kai's words, he jumped up and punched Bai Kai in the face. Bai Kai did not expect that such a consequence would be caused by this sentence. After being fucked by the mistress, he became anxious and kicked him.
The two of them didn't say anything, just punched me and kicked me, and they were extremely fierce. Ye Yuan and the others couldn't persuade him, and they were kicked by the mistress a few times. Before I could even wipe my butt, I quickly put on my pants and ran out of the toilet. At that time, the two were twisting into a ball. The mistress grabbed Bai Kai's ears tightly. Bai Kai was not willing to be outdone. He grabbed his nose with his hand, and his feet were not idle. He kicked each other
I stepped forward and broke the two of them apart, and I said, "Why don't you both greet me together?"
Before I finished speaking, I was punched by the mistress on my left face:
How the hell can you find such a good girlfriend? Why can't I do it!
I spitted out a mouthful of saliva, and there was a hint of red in the liquid on the ground. I turned my head and saw the mistress's red eyes wide open and the more than ten empty wine bottles on the table. I stood in front of him: Come on, you continue
The mistress was not polite and punched me again in the right face. Bai Kai couldn't help it and pushed me away and kicked the mistress on the bed: Are you a fucking man? You're so awesome and robbed your wife back. What's your point in front of your brothers?
The mistress could no longer stand up, lying there and coughing a few times before starting to laugh, or crying, because I couldn't figure out whether he was laughing or crying. Suddenly he slapped his mouth with his backhand, and shouted: I'm not a fucking man, I'm so fucking betrayed that woman and I can't bear to hit her, but I'll only dare to fight with my brother!
Ye Yuan and Dazhi were both tactful and silent, quietly returned to their bed and lay down. Bai Kai and I sat side by side on the bed, lit a cigarette each one. I looked at Bai Kai's bruise that was not very conspicuous and suddenly laughed. Bai Kai pressed his cheekbones and scolded: Grass, he really wants to let him do it. I didn't even beat him. I wanted to take him out to relax. The dog bites Lu Dongbin
I whispered to the mistress: Look
The mistress was already lying on the bed and fell asleep, with most of her legs hanging on the ground. We sighed and took off the mistress's shoes, then put his legs on the bed to cover him with a blanket.
I told Dazhi that when the mistress was about to wake up, he helped him get a cup of tap water to drink, so he went out with Bai Kai. I touched my cheeks that were a little hot and I couldn't help but smile bitterly: This guy, I really dare to fight with us
Bai Kai flapped the shoe prints on his clothes with his hand: Who knows what he thought, forget it, just pretend that the dog bites it
We slipped to the playground and sat in the stands to smoke. The cloudy weather easily made people feel melancholy. I half lying on the steps and pointed at a bird flying in the sky: Bai Kai, I think it's better to fly, you can fly
What's so good, can you get fucked in one shot
At least before being fucked, it is free, and you don’t have to worry about the price of oil
We are different. Zhang Qing, you are suitable to be a bird. I can't do it. I'm very bored when I'm alone. I like two people
I'm a bird?
Isn't that what you admire most in your bones is freedom, unrestrainedness, wherever you want to go, beg for food or pick up rags, you are suitable for that, even if your wife is a fairy
Hearing this, I was silent
What do you think of us doing every day
I don't know, I'm very happy now
Why I'm rarely happy
Are you very happy when you left school
I thought about it carefully and I was only happy in those few days of Feng Huáng, but I was often not very happy when I was alone.
That's because you have something to do in your heart. Bai Kai stepped on the cigarette butts hard under his feet, and that's what happened to you with Yingying?
Which one?
When I didn't ask
OK, at least I'm much easier now