Today is the ninth day of the first lunar month, the weather is sunny, the mood is cloudy and the shorts are raining and cloudy
When I woke up, I felt very awkward, damp and sticky. I reached out to touch it and quickly looked for toilet paper. I had a dream and hurt my shorts. Unfortunately, the protagonist in the dream had forgotten who it was.
After cleaning it slightly, changing into pairs of shorts, pressing down his head hard and smelling it carefully. After confirming that there was no smell of rice, I got up
Men have experienced this kind of thing. I remember that in junior high school, there was a strong dream in the class, but due to lack of physiological knowledge, he woke up and looked at his big crotch and cried with a sad face: It's over, it's over, it's pus, I must have some terminal illness
We hadn't learned the nocturnal emission yet, so we were anxious and carried him to the infirmary. When the female doctor in the infirmary saw that we were carrying someone in, she was extremely nervous: What's wrong with this classmate? Come here and I'll take a look.
We put him down, pointed at his crotch and said: He has pus flowed from under him, hurry up and take some anti-inflammatory drugs.
The female doctor blushed and pulled his pants away in confusion, then lifted him up and threw them out, and scolded: You little gangsters, get out for me, the classmate was very aggrieved, pinched his belt and said dissatisfied: I'm so tired, you won't treat it, what doctor, I'll sue you
The female doctor's face was swollen like tomatoes, so get out of here! A group of little hooligans. We returned to the dormitory in depressed mood and happened to meet his brother looking for him. His second-year high school brother looked at him in confusion during our discussion and laughed endlessly: Silly brother, you are nocturnal emission!
Then I looked through the Chinese Dictionary and realized that men still had this kind of thing. Later, the classmate who had pus flowed first invented the method of manual pus flowing, which led to the imitation of several pioneers. They should be one of the earliest advanced workers in our class. They made great contributions to the students' physiological knowledge in accordance with the principle of high productivity and efficiency. From then on, there were always one or two in each dormitory playing piston exercise before going to bed.
The only deep impression on me was a man named Wang Shanshan. He was one of the first batch of advanced workers. Once, he was making a piston in the quilt. Pan Peng, who went to bed, watched it carefully for a long time, then jumped out of the bed and lifted the quilt. Then Wang Shanshan squirted his face when he was excited. I saw that scene and had stomachache for several days, and I couldn't even eat.
Basically, boys learn the extreme sport around the first year of high school. After I went to high school, many classmates in my class have studied it carefully, and there are many self-taught ones.
I may be a relatively lack of talent. One night, I swayed secretly for a long time but failed. I was very depressed and never touched any sad things again.
Put your pants under the mattress and wash your teeth and face to have a meal. Today's task is to climb Mount Meng with my parents Qin Chu. Mengshan has become a famous tourist attraction since he has carved a few hundred meters of old birthday star. It is said that because the old birthday star broke the Guinness record in the world, the people of Pingyi are proud, and the people of Mengyin next to him are also proud, because Mount Mengshan is located between Pingyi and Mengyin
One day we had a meal, and a fool was drinking too much on the dining table next to us and shouted: We are so awesome, you haven't been here, have you taken you to see tomorrow
I was very proud when I heard this. At least we have the capital to show off to people outside. Then B added another sentence: Mengshan is in our Mengyin, let's go to my house tonight and take you there tomorrow
The fool's voice was very loud. At that time, everyone in the hotel looked at him coldly. One of them was drunk and gave him a bottle of wine: Are you a comparison, you Mengshan?
The issue of Mengshan belonging is still the focus of debate among the people of the two counties. In my opinion, Mengshan is Chinese, so stop fighting. Mengshan will not let your family be your ancestors for you. Those who climb the mountain should eat and hang out. They don’t care where Mengshan is.
The family prepared dry food and water, so they set off. With my mother here, every time they traveled, she was very happy. She always prepared what we didn’t think of, and was detailed what we would expect. So my mother always brought a lot of water every time. She said it’s okay for people not to eat for three days, but it would be mysterious if they don’t drink water for three days. Sadly, every time I handed over the task of carrying water, I always gave me suggestions and said that it wouldn’t be okay to go up the mountain to buy water. My mother refused me righteously: Water on the mountain is too expensive!
After getting off the bus, I carried instant noodles, large bread, mineral water, Coke hat, sports shoes, sun umbrella, flashlight and walked forward. Looking at the confused gazes around me, I felt very depressed: Who is traveling like moving
In order to reduce the weight on my body, I secretly drank water all the way. I had already gone to the toilet eight times before I climbed halfway. Qin Chu wanted to help me get something. My father waved his hand and said no, Xiaoqing could withstand more than 200 pounds and had to exercise. Then he looked at me with a smile. I started to follow me and drink water when I was angry. As a result, my mother wanted to drink water when everyone rested. She turned over for a long time and said in surprise: I brought ten bottles of water, why are there only two and a half bottles left?
I burped and said: I don’t know. The drooling from the corner of my mouth made my mother guess what I thought. She glared at me and went to the shop next to buy water. After buying it, she said with a heartache: Oh, three yuan per bottle
Qin Chu saw the whole process, and she secretly helped me drink a bottle of water. Sometimes I suspected that my mother picked it up from a sewer or field, because I always asked me to play the pioneer when I was working. My dad said it was training me, and I thought it was abuse of me, but I could only obey the leader's arrangements.
I took a lot of photos along the way. Qin Chu was very handsome. Her long hair in the camera was elegant, fresh and charming. With her unique little temperament, I held the camera several times and couldn't bear to take pictures. I opened my mouth and stared blankly for a long time before I was woken up by my dad's pimple.
Due to physical and mental exhaustion, the scenery has not been understood
After returning home, each of them drank two bottles of water, and their mouths were dry, while Liu Yandong only drank a bottle of Wahaha yogurt after repeated trials.
I said I swear I will never go again. Liu Yandong asked me in confusion why. I said I was afraid of spring dreams every night. I can’t stand it if I see you every day. It’s like locking you in a room and putting Sora Aoi album for a day. How do you feel?
Liu Yandong was stunned for a long time and gave a thumbs up: Gao
In this way, I met a student union president, a very second-hand student union president, his name is Liu Yandong
I went to bed very late at night, and Qin Chu and their dormitory connected to the Internet cable. I chatted with her online for a long time before going to bed. Before I went to bed, I heard the mistress's dream talk: Uh, ah, sister, take off and shake it, or I will shake it for you... I will shake it for you, Zhang Qing... Get out of here, when I was about to climb onto the bed, I couldn't help but jump down and put it on his nose when I heard the last sentence
This day was the day when we made an appointment with Yingying to go to the club. At 3 pm, we arrived at the club together. Wang Cheng was teaching a female classmate to practice legs. He held her waist with his left hand and touched her legs with his right hand, and kept saying: Lower, lower more, lower more, the girl's face was flushed, she didn't know if she was shy or painful.
Yingying clenched her fists after seeing this: Humph, if he dares to treat me like this, I will cut him to death
There are female leaders in the club. They were talking about something on the mat with interest. A few boys in the distance were trying hard to put their legs on the pole. Seeing that they were wearing the posture, they were almost splitting their crotch.
Wang Cheng seemed very happy when he saw us coming. He reluctantly put down the girl in his hand. Of course, I imagined that he came over and stretched out his hand to Yingying: Welcome, I reached over and held it: You guys
He said he would introduce Taekwondo to you first. He cleared his throat and was about to start speaking. Yingying stretched out his hand to signal him to stop: You just say how to fight, why don’t you talk so much nonsense? The girls around him laughed and Wang Cheng choked before he closed his mouth. I could see the dissatisfaction in his eyes, but his emotions adjusted quickly, and his smile rose again in an instant: Yingying is really straightforward, okay, then start practicing directly. Taekwondo is like Chinese martial arts, and it is also a strong body...
Why are you so long-winded? Just say how to chop and how to chop. Yingying said dissatisfiedly, President Wang Da, please find me a teacher. I was next to me and laughed in my heart. This girl is really good at playing. It doesn’t look like she is studying. It’s obvious that she is making trouble.
Wang Cheng seemed a little scared. He found a female leader to guide Yingying, and then said to me: Zhang Qing, come here to practice with them, I will teach you the basic steps first. I smiled and nodded and walked to the group of boys. Their faces were red and they were trying hard to squeeze their tendons. There was a buddy among them. I saw that my legs were almost thrusting and still smashing them down. I went over and lifted his legs down: Don't be so fierce at first, if you can pull them, it will be enough for you to make trouble for three months.
He looked at me with contempt: It seems like you are so NBs. Why are you still here to learn? Try it. After saying that, I looked like I was already very awesome
I smiled and stretched out my legs and flipped it up, then I hit the pole on the ground, making a harsh metal sound
When I woke up, I felt very awkward, damp and sticky. I reached out to touch it and quickly looked for toilet paper. I had a dream and hurt my shorts. Unfortunately, the protagonist in the dream had forgotten who it was.
After cleaning it slightly, changing into pairs of shorts, pressing down his head hard and smelling it carefully. After confirming that there was no smell of rice, I got up
Men have experienced this kind of thing. I remember that in junior high school, there was a strong dream in the class, but due to lack of physiological knowledge, he woke up and looked at his big crotch and cried with a sad face: It's over, it's over, it's pus, I must have some terminal illness
We hadn't learned the nocturnal emission yet, so we were anxious and carried him to the infirmary. When the female doctor in the infirmary saw that we were carrying someone in, she was extremely nervous: What's wrong with this classmate? Come here and I'll take a look.
We put him down, pointed at his crotch and said: He has pus flowed from under him, hurry up and take some anti-inflammatory drugs.
The female doctor blushed and pulled his pants away in confusion, then lifted him up and threw them out, and scolded: You little gangsters, get out for me, the classmate was very aggrieved, pinched his belt and said dissatisfied: I'm so tired, you won't treat it, what doctor, I'll sue you
The female doctor's face was swollen like tomatoes, so get out of here! A group of little hooligans. We returned to the dormitory in depressed mood and happened to meet his brother looking for him. His second-year high school brother looked at him in confusion during our discussion and laughed endlessly: Silly brother, you are nocturnal emission!
Then I looked through the Chinese Dictionary and realized that men still had this kind of thing. Later, the classmate who had pus flowed first invented the method of manual pus flowing, which led to the imitation of several pioneers. They should be one of the earliest advanced workers in our class. They made great contributions to the students' physiological knowledge in accordance with the principle of high productivity and efficiency. From then on, there were always one or two in each dormitory playing piston exercise before going to bed.
The only deep impression on me was a man named Wang Shanshan. He was one of the first batch of advanced workers. Once, he was making a piston in the quilt. Pan Peng, who went to bed, watched it carefully for a long time, then jumped out of the bed and lifted the quilt. Then Wang Shanshan squirted his face when he was excited. I saw that scene and had stomachache for several days, and I couldn't even eat.
Basically, boys learn the extreme sport around the first year of high school. After I went to high school, many classmates in my class have studied it carefully, and there are many self-taught ones.
I may be a relatively lack of talent. One night, I swayed secretly for a long time but failed. I was very depressed and never touched any sad things again.
Put your pants under the mattress and wash your teeth and face to have a meal. Today's task is to climb Mount Meng with my parents Qin Chu. Mengshan has become a famous tourist attraction since he has carved a few hundred meters of old birthday star. It is said that because the old birthday star broke the Guinness record in the world, the people of Pingyi are proud, and the people of Mengyin next to him are also proud, because Mount Mengshan is located between Pingyi and Mengyin
One day we had a meal, and a fool was drinking too much on the dining table next to us and shouted: We are so awesome, you haven't been here, have you taken you to see tomorrow
I was very proud when I heard this. At least we have the capital to show off to people outside. Then B added another sentence: Mengshan is in our Mengyin, let's go to my house tonight and take you there tomorrow
The fool's voice was very loud. At that time, everyone in the hotel looked at him coldly. One of them was drunk and gave him a bottle of wine: Are you a comparison, you Mengshan?
The issue of Mengshan belonging is still the focus of debate among the people of the two counties. In my opinion, Mengshan is Chinese, so stop fighting. Mengshan will not let your family be your ancestors for you. Those who climb the mountain should eat and hang out. They don’t care where Mengshan is.
The family prepared dry food and water, so they set off. With my mother here, every time they traveled, she was very happy. She always prepared what we didn’t think of, and was detailed what we would expect. So my mother always brought a lot of water every time. She said it’s okay for people not to eat for three days, but it would be mysterious if they don’t drink water for three days. Sadly, every time I handed over the task of carrying water, I always gave me suggestions and said that it wouldn’t be okay to go up the mountain to buy water. My mother refused me righteously: Water on the mountain is too expensive!
After getting off the bus, I carried instant noodles, large bread, mineral water, Coke hat, sports shoes, sun umbrella, flashlight and walked forward. Looking at the confused gazes around me, I felt very depressed: Who is traveling like moving
In order to reduce the weight on my body, I secretly drank water all the way. I had already gone to the toilet eight times before I climbed halfway. Qin Chu wanted to help me get something. My father waved his hand and said no, Xiaoqing could withstand more than 200 pounds and had to exercise. Then he looked at me with a smile. I started to follow me and drink water when I was angry. As a result, my mother wanted to drink water when everyone rested. She turned over for a long time and said in surprise: I brought ten bottles of water, why are there only two and a half bottles left?
I burped and said: I don’t know. The drooling from the corner of my mouth made my mother guess what I thought. She glared at me and went to the shop next to buy water. After buying it, she said with a heartache: Oh, three yuan per bottle
Qin Chu saw the whole process, and she secretly helped me drink a bottle of water. Sometimes I suspected that my mother picked it up from a sewer or field, because I always asked me to play the pioneer when I was working. My dad said it was training me, and I thought it was abuse of me, but I could only obey the leader's arrangements.
I took a lot of photos along the way. Qin Chu was very handsome. Her long hair in the camera was elegant, fresh and charming. With her unique little temperament, I held the camera several times and couldn't bear to take pictures. I opened my mouth and stared blankly for a long time before I was woken up by my dad's pimple.
Due to physical and mental exhaustion, the scenery has not been understood
After returning home, each of them drank two bottles of water, and their mouths were dry, while Liu Yandong only drank a bottle of Wahaha yogurt after repeated trials.
I said I swear I will never go again. Liu Yandong asked me in confusion why. I said I was afraid of spring dreams every night. I can’t stand it if I see you every day. It’s like locking you in a room and putting Sora Aoi album for a day. How do you feel?
Liu Yandong was stunned for a long time and gave a thumbs up: Gao
In this way, I met a student union president, a very second-hand student union president, his name is Liu Yandong
I went to bed very late at night, and Qin Chu and their dormitory connected to the Internet cable. I chatted with her online for a long time before going to bed. Before I went to bed, I heard the mistress's dream talk: Uh, ah, sister, take off and shake it, or I will shake it for you... I will shake it for you, Zhang Qing... Get out of here, when I was about to climb onto the bed, I couldn't help but jump down and put it on his nose when I heard the last sentence
This day was the day when we made an appointment with Yingying to go to the club. At 3 pm, we arrived at the club together. Wang Cheng was teaching a female classmate to practice legs. He held her waist with his left hand and touched her legs with his right hand, and kept saying: Lower, lower more, lower more, the girl's face was flushed, she didn't know if she was shy or painful.
Yingying clenched her fists after seeing this: Humph, if he dares to treat me like this, I will cut him to death
There are female leaders in the club. They were talking about something on the mat with interest. A few boys in the distance were trying hard to put their legs on the pole. Seeing that they were wearing the posture, they were almost splitting their crotch.
Wang Cheng seemed very happy when he saw us coming. He reluctantly put down the girl in his hand. Of course, I imagined that he came over and stretched out his hand to Yingying: Welcome, I reached over and held it: You guys
He said he would introduce Taekwondo to you first. He cleared his throat and was about to start speaking. Yingying stretched out his hand to signal him to stop: You just say how to fight, why don’t you talk so much nonsense? The girls around him laughed and Wang Cheng choked before he closed his mouth. I could see the dissatisfaction in his eyes, but his emotions adjusted quickly, and his smile rose again in an instant: Yingying is really straightforward, okay, then start practicing directly. Taekwondo is like Chinese martial arts, and it is also a strong body...
Why are you so long-winded? Just say how to chop and how to chop. Yingying said dissatisfiedly, President Wang Da, please find me a teacher. I was next to me and laughed in my heart. This girl is really good at playing. It doesn’t look like she is studying. It’s obvious that she is making trouble.
Wang Cheng seemed a little scared. He found a female leader to guide Yingying, and then said to me: Zhang Qing, come here to practice with them, I will teach you the basic steps first. I smiled and nodded and walked to the group of boys. Their faces were red and they were trying hard to squeeze their tendons. There was a buddy among them. I saw that my legs were almost thrusting and still smashing them down. I went over and lifted his legs down: Don't be so fierce at first, if you can pull them, it will be enough for you to make trouble for three months.
He looked at me with contempt: It seems like you are so NBs. Why are you still here to learn? Try it. After saying that, I looked like I was already very awesome
I smiled and stretched out my legs and flipped it up, then I hit the pole on the ground, making a harsh metal sound