The holiday time flew by like a bullet. I felt like the teacher had just ordered a name and it was almost five days. Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival. My mistress and Bai Kai and I took three packs of beer and some side dishes from outside the school to return to the dormitory to prepare for a big deal.
Ye Yuan has maintained his introverted style these days, and he fucked his strong Cantonese Mandarin and traveled all over Huangdao. I can't imagine how a man himself wandered for five days, so I couldn't help but admire him.
The three of them returned to the dormitory and sat shirtlessly next to the small table with books to dry. The mistress opened five bottles of beer with her teeth and covered her cheeks and said to me, "Brother, come on, pull the muscles."
From eight o'clock, the three of us started to clink glasses, and then they clinked bottles. The words were correct after drinking. After killing his sixth bottle, mistress began to tell his bitter first love. He said that he had a crush on a girl from elementary school to high school. The girl was very pure and had money at home. He was timid and did not dare to write love letters. Later, he had the courage to go to middle school and wrote a love letter of 20,000 words. When he excitedly handed her the love letter that had been nurtured for six years, he felt that he loosened his whole body and was about to speak. A mouthful of yellow phlegm sprayed out and ejaculated very accurately on the girl's face. The thing happened. As a result, the girl went to the bathroom when she saw mistress.
After hearing this, Ye Yuan and I laughed so hard that our stomachs were cramped. Ye Yuan fucked his big tongue and shouted: lei yelling mourning (you're so mourning) Then Ye Yuan also told his glorious history. Ye Yuan was much better than the mistress. He chased a girl from a school dance team in high school. Then the two of them experienced a date, kissing and touching and finally arrived at the hotel. After half an hour of flirting, they were about to hit Huanglong. Unfortunately, the girl threw a big mouth and said, "You big mourning guy, come and play with me, right?" Ye Yuan left behind tears in silence, and walked out of the room. From then on, Ye Yuan became extremely indifferent and did not dare to have deep contact with women. He became a little man with no brilliance and no courage. When he saw the blockbuster starring Sora Aoi, he covered his heart and shouted pain.
The mistress fucked the seventh bottle to the end, then looked at Ye Yuan with sympathy and said something that made the latter crazy: It turns out that you are the legendary fast gunman Ye Yuan! I admire him! Since then, Ye Yuan mentioned in the dormitory has always used fast gunman instead
After talking to Xiaosan and Ye Yuan, they asked me to say something like what they said worth everyone's happiness. I recalled for a long time and found that I had lived in vain for so many years. There was nothing like that. So I said to them with grief and anger: Sorry, I was a kid.
Waiting for no more than two
Ye Yuan had not finished the fifth bottle and fell into a cold dish that cost three yuan a serving. We quickly dragged him to the bed and wiped the soy sauce, vinegar, mustard and pepper on his face with the towel that he wiped his feet. Soon he snored.
We looked at each other and turned the battlefield to the balcony. I couldn't remember how much I drank. I was in a very happy mood. I talked with my mistress for a long time. The mistress said that Zhang Qing and we were designated to be homosexual in our previous life. We were reborn as a buddy in this life. I nodded and said that as long as it was not reversed, it would be fine.
Bai Kai came when he had four bottles of beer. He went home for four days. He arrived tonight and I fisted him and said: Why don’t you say hello in advance? I will buy more wine. Then Bai Kai took out a bottle of dandelion wine from behind and introduced that it was their local specialty, with a 75-year-old degree.
Are you sure it is not industrial alcohol? The mistress was so scared that she shivered all over when she heard the 75 degrees. She was already dizzy and she still got goosebumps when she heard this number.
Bai Kai nodded seriously: My grandfather said this can be used as fuel!
My X, can we burn after drinking it? I also stared at the small bottle with only 400ml
In theory, it is OK. Bai Kai still looked quite ungrateful. Then we sat cross-legged and continued to drink. I took a sip of the dandelion wine and wanted to defecate. Later, we sucked the high-level wine that could be used as fuel.
In addition, Bai Kai became more lively. The three of us were like close friends who had been together for a long time, chatting non-stop, from taking off the little girl's skirt in kindergarten to talking about what she ate yesterday. The wine bottles and cigarette butts next to us slowly piled up a small hill. As we were drinking and chatting, they both fell asleep with the bottles in their arms, and I was a little dizzy. I stood up and leaned on the balcony, lit a cigarette, and it started drizzling outside. Looking at the full moon above my head, I suddenly missed home:
Mid-Autumn Festival moon
The cold moon is like a cage of silver frost, and the breeze blows into the autumn corridor
The sound of the osmanthus tree is still there, but I don’t hear my mother calling me
Looking at home
Dead leaves dance in the sky, cool autumn, rain lingering in my heart
But I knew that the ancient pine trees were already drooping, and I looked through the clear mist and came to my house.
As soon as I finished the love, the phone ringing quickly remembered: Get up, people who don’t want to be slaves... It’s almost twelve o’clock, I stroked my forehead that was slightly painful, and it’s definitely not a good thing to call this.
Ye Yuan has maintained his introverted style these days, and he fucked his strong Cantonese Mandarin and traveled all over Huangdao. I can't imagine how a man himself wandered for five days, so I couldn't help but admire him.
The three of them returned to the dormitory and sat shirtlessly next to the small table with books to dry. The mistress opened five bottles of beer with her teeth and covered her cheeks and said to me, "Brother, come on, pull the muscles."
From eight o'clock, the three of us started to clink glasses, and then they clinked bottles. The words were correct after drinking. After killing his sixth bottle, mistress began to tell his bitter first love. He said that he had a crush on a girl from elementary school to high school. The girl was very pure and had money at home. He was timid and did not dare to write love letters. Later, he had the courage to go to middle school and wrote a love letter of 20,000 words. When he excitedly handed her the love letter that had been nurtured for six years, he felt that he loosened his whole body and was about to speak. A mouthful of yellow phlegm sprayed out and ejaculated very accurately on the girl's face. The thing happened. As a result, the girl went to the bathroom when she saw mistress.
After hearing this, Ye Yuan and I laughed so hard that our stomachs were cramped. Ye Yuan fucked his big tongue and shouted: lei yelling mourning (you're so mourning) Then Ye Yuan also told his glorious history. Ye Yuan was much better than the mistress. He chased a girl from a school dance team in high school. Then the two of them experienced a date, kissing and touching and finally arrived at the hotel. After half an hour of flirting, they were about to hit Huanglong. Unfortunately, the girl threw a big mouth and said, "You big mourning guy, come and play with me, right?" Ye Yuan left behind tears in silence, and walked out of the room. From then on, Ye Yuan became extremely indifferent and did not dare to have deep contact with women. He became a little man with no brilliance and no courage. When he saw the blockbuster starring Sora Aoi, he covered his heart and shouted pain.
The mistress fucked the seventh bottle to the end, then looked at Ye Yuan with sympathy and said something that made the latter crazy: It turns out that you are the legendary fast gunman Ye Yuan! I admire him! Since then, Ye Yuan mentioned in the dormitory has always used fast gunman instead
After talking to Xiaosan and Ye Yuan, they asked me to say something like what they said worth everyone's happiness. I recalled for a long time and found that I had lived in vain for so many years. There was nothing like that. So I said to them with grief and anger: Sorry, I was a kid.
Waiting for no more than two
Ye Yuan had not finished the fifth bottle and fell into a cold dish that cost three yuan a serving. We quickly dragged him to the bed and wiped the soy sauce, vinegar, mustard and pepper on his face with the towel that he wiped his feet. Soon he snored.
We looked at each other and turned the battlefield to the balcony. I couldn't remember how much I drank. I was in a very happy mood. I talked with my mistress for a long time. The mistress said that Zhang Qing and we were designated to be homosexual in our previous life. We were reborn as a buddy in this life. I nodded and said that as long as it was not reversed, it would be fine.
Bai Kai came when he had four bottles of beer. He went home for four days. He arrived tonight and I fisted him and said: Why don’t you say hello in advance? I will buy more wine. Then Bai Kai took out a bottle of dandelion wine from behind and introduced that it was their local specialty, with a 75-year-old degree.
Are you sure it is not industrial alcohol? The mistress was so scared that she shivered all over when she heard the 75 degrees. She was already dizzy and she still got goosebumps when she heard this number.
Bai Kai nodded seriously: My grandfather said this can be used as fuel!
My X, can we burn after drinking it? I also stared at the small bottle with only 400ml
In theory, it is OK. Bai Kai still looked quite ungrateful. Then we sat cross-legged and continued to drink. I took a sip of the dandelion wine and wanted to defecate. Later, we sucked the high-level wine that could be used as fuel.
In addition, Bai Kai became more lively. The three of us were like close friends who had been together for a long time, chatting non-stop, from taking off the little girl's skirt in kindergarten to talking about what she ate yesterday. The wine bottles and cigarette butts next to us slowly piled up a small hill. As we were drinking and chatting, they both fell asleep with the bottles in their arms, and I was a little dizzy. I stood up and leaned on the balcony, lit a cigarette, and it started drizzling outside. Looking at the full moon above my head, I suddenly missed home:
Mid-Autumn Festival moon
The cold moon is like a cage of silver frost, and the breeze blows into the autumn corridor
The sound of the osmanthus tree is still there, but I don’t hear my mother calling me
Looking at home
Dead leaves dance in the sky, cool autumn, rain lingering in my heart
But I knew that the ancient pine trees were already drooping, and I looked through the clear mist and came to my house.
As soon as I finished the love, the phone ringing quickly remembered: Get up, people who don’t want to be slaves... It’s almost twelve o’clock, I stroked my forehead that was slightly painful, and it’s definitely not a good thing to call this.