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Chapter 491 Impersonating a College Student

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When did it start? I saw that the zombie looked a little bad--ok, it wasn't very good--quickly handed over a cigarette and asked

It will start tomorrow morning. When the zombie sees it is China, it immediately turns angry and happy

This kind of minion must not be offended. Although he has no harm, he has the ability to insult you, which makes him unhappy. When we leave, he will tear off our registration form and where can we go to reason?

It is also very simple to deal with such people. Basically, you can handle it with just one cigarette or one sentence!

The cost of using is very low and the benefits are very high, but if you use it carefully, the risk rate is too high. So don’t look down on any doorman or grassroots staff, at least you can live up to your face!

Of course, I didn't forget the stuttering zombie. I also gave him a cigarette, then waved my hand and left the city government

They were still hungry, and the restaurants in the city were closed without exception. They ate all the instant noodles, ham and sausages in the car. They didn't care, and they couldn't enjoy eating fresh meat like zombies!

I can't stand it

After walking for a long time, I found a department store. I pretended to be shopping in the supermarket and pretended to buy underwear. I found a few instant noodles, canned fruits, puffed foods, etc. in the food area that was piled up in the corner. Xiao Zhao hugged her and stole it to the rooftop. Daji and I bought the underwear and left the supermarket. Xiao Zhao was already in the car and was eating potato chips in Gaba.

Money has never been a problem for us. I checked into a star-rated hotel not far from the municipal government. The hotel did not provide boiling water. I could only carry a small iron pot for cooking noodles in one hand (stolen with instant noodles) in one hand and boil water with the other hand. It was so embarrassing!

Even we are so difficult to live with zombies, let alone ordinary people

After eating noodles, I took Daji and Xiao Zhao to visit Wuhan University again in the afternoon. Wherever I went, I liked to visit college. One is that I don’t charge tickets, and the other is that I can watch many beauties!

However, I missed the cherry blossom period again. The cherry blossom period in Wuhan is about March and April. Now it is full of lush cherry leaves.

But this did not affect my mood when looking at beautiful women - Wuhan University has returned to school!

As the first institution in the capital of the Zombie Republic, Wuhan University’s current status in Jiangnan is no less than that of Peking University and Tsinghua University. The outstanding faculty of the entire Jiangnan Republic gathers here. I don’t know what it is designed to cultivate. Anyway, from the college construction column, I have found many majors that I could only see in the military academy before!

Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone!

Although all the students are zombies, the zombie shapes that have been transformed back are very similar to those of humans, but the skin color and local body shapes (fingers, forehead) are slightly different. Overall, they still look very pleasing to the eye!

I am used to seeing my girls in the base and those girls in Monk Bianji (all of them were sleepy by Daji), and then look at these zombie girls, it's not bad!

Am I too lost?

The three of them sat on a bench leading to the dormitory area and the teaching area, drinking the coffee I bought from the convenience store just now (now there are such things sold in colleges). They were looking at each beautiful woman. It was hot, and many of them were wearing short skirts, the chairs were very short, and the zombies were generally taller (the skeleton was larger than that of humans). The breeze blew, and the scenery under the skirt was fully visible!

I actually had some physiological reactions!

Do you want to catch one and go back to the hotel? Daji whispered in my ear

I'm not interested, I want to catch you!

In terms of form, it's OK, but when I think that their mouths might have bitten the smelly raw meat a few minutes ago, I feel so disgusting!

But the zombies seemed to have noticed this problem. The supermarkets in various places, where chewing gum were originally sold, are now filled with toothpaste, toothpicks and mouthwash.

But the place where the condoms were sold was initially sold, but when the zombie found out that they could not have children, they gradually became a product such as A San Shen Oil, Ziyang Shrimp Powder, etc.

Therefore, zombies are also in need, and because of their physiological structure problems, their needs seem to be stronger than normal humans, a bit like lions

I think that's good Ah!

Daji shook his hands and showed a wave of autumn, and sent it to a beautiful zombie wearing a tight miniskirt and sexy high-heeled sandals!

She looks so sarcastic, with fox eyes, pointed chin, and obvious texture of lips. She opens slightly. She walks with her chest and looks up, full of confidence. Of course, her confidence is her bulging figure, which is comparable to Daji, and she is a bit better than Xiao Zhao (of course, Xiao Zhao is often in Wanrong's appearance now, and she changes whatever she wants)!

However, the student bag she carried betrayed her identity. Otherwise, people would believe that she is the queen of a nightclub. Of course, it is not ruled out that she was originally a nightclub. Taking advantage of this opportunity to expand enrollment on a large scale, it is not necessarily possible to come to the highest academic institution to gilt!

Hi! Daji actually greeted the beauty from a long distance, and a shout with true energy attracted everyone's eyes, including those who just dared to look at each other.

The beauty did not stop her arrogant steps, but she also turned her face and turned her face. When she turned around, I couldn't help but exclaimed disappointment. What I saw just now was the left face. There was a long scar on the side face of the beautiful zombie, as if it was cut by a knife!

But this is not surprising. There are too many zombies with injuries on their bodies. Some are caused by humans, some are bullied by skin and bones, and some are left behind by their own in the early stages of internal fighting.

Very good! Xiao Zhao nodded too

Daji was wearing ultra-short denim shorts, and two tight arcs at the bottom of her hips were leaking out. She was wearing a tight white vest on her upper body, and the exaggerated large flower cover inside was clearly visible.

Daji twisted his bee waist, stepped on a pair of NB sports shoes, walked over, and reached out to stop the zombie beauty

Hello, beauty! Daji smiled sweetly

Gaha Ah?

The zombie beauty tastes the strong Northeast flavor, the same as when Simomo was not pretending to be compared!

This also made me more confirm her true identity. She must be a nightclub lady!

It’s not that I have a prejudice against Siberian tiger girls. Northeastern people have two specialties in the south, professional gangsters, and professional trauma.

Are you a partner? Dajiye and Simomo learned Northeastern dialect, and they were quite authentic, and they were shocked by the zombie beauty at once (below, pay attention to the pronunciation of the bold and unrestrained Northeastern dialect)

You are also Northeast Silver Ah!

Like Ah, I'm sen (third tone) Yang, where are you? Daji grabbed the beautiful woman's hand and dragged it to us

My iron-collared Ah! The beauty looks very excited. She met an old friend in a foreign land!

Oh my god, Ah from the Four Great City!

Ah, what are these two? When the beautiful zombie saw me sitting on the chair, she immediately turned back to the graceful Jiangnan style. The huge gap almost made me slide under the chair!

This is my brother, Xiao Yang, this is my sister, itchy! Daji introduced

So handsome! Daji shamelessly praised me

Do you need to say this? I am handsome among humans, not to mention zombies-although I put on makeup!

Miss’s surname? I politely speak in Mandarin

Free Gui, surnamed Chen, name of Ruoxi, female zombie continues to make a gentle appointment

Ruoxi is really an excellent name. An Zhiruosu, as gentle as the morning light, and as famous as the person. The lady must be an elegant person.

I held up the flat glasses on the bridge of my nose, picked up the tone, and said in a pretentious manner.

The gentleman is really good at speaking. Ruoxi smiled shyly and put her knees together.

Oh my god, don’t pretend! Goosebumps are gone!

Daji really couldn't stand it anymore and cursed, "Beautiful Ah, the three of us brothers and sisters are just coming to the five men. My brother wants to visit Wuhan University, but your school is so big that you are all turning around. If you have time, take us around?"

I nodded, it seemed that Daji really liked this guy and had to push him down!

This...I still have a class!

What class? I asked casually

Military Strategy

I was shocked. I didn’t expect that there would be such beautiful women in the school where commanders were trained. Shouldn’t they all be rough men?

How old is the girl? I asked again

The school system is half a year, and the crash course is about to graduate in half a month. Ruoxi replied with a smile

I wonder if we can listen to the class with the girl - if it is inconvenient, it will be fine

I haven't entered the university class for a long time, and I miss it a little. Well, the literary and teenager has been ill again. I actually want to know what the zombie university is teaching students!

This is OK, this is a big class, in the stairs classroom

Big class!?

Has strategy become a compulsory subject in this university like Mao Zedong and Ma Zhe?

This is not good news. We have widely cultivated new Marxists and Mao Zedong believers, but the result has made college students hate these two people to the core - they have been dead for so many years and still come out to harm people!

But strategy studies are different. What era is this?

In the hidden war era, this course is like when you look at the ingredients in the kitchen and don’t know how to make it. It just so happens that the TV shows are on a food program. It’s right now - now everyone is zombie people don’t have enough food, and they are full of anger at the north, and they dare not speak out!

Teach this course to students, and then they are all company commanders who can lead troops to fight and avoid making trouble on the battlefield. What a terrible thing!

And when I saw the teacher standing on the podium in the stairs classroom, I was even more surprised. I knew this person and I had seen General Zhang Shaozhong on TV!

He was still wearing his Major General's uniform, with a tall figure, but his neck was crooked, as if he had suffered a disability in the war

Before class time was yet, the students were still rushing to the teaching area one after another, but three-quarters of the people were already sitting in the classroom. Moreover, unlike the situation in college before, the students who came first sat full of the front row!

The four of us could only sit on a four-company seat in the fourth row to the end.

Teacher Zhang? I confirmed to Ruoxi, who was pulling the hem of her skirt toward her knees, and Ruoxi nodded: Do you know each other, right?

Well, what a well-known teacher like your university? I asked again

There are almost no unknown ones unless you don't care much about the academic world, brother

Ruoxi took out a glasses box from her backpack, opened it, took out a pair of toad frames and put it on the bridge of her nose. Judging from the refractive index of light and shadow, it was a myopia lens that was no more than 200 degrees.

This level of myopia does not require wearing glasses most of the time. There can only be one explanation, that is, Ruoxi seems to be listening to the class carefully!

The zombie classmates came in one after another, and I glanced around. The age range was very wide, from the age of sixteen or seventeen to twenty-eight or nine years old. There were also a few middle-aged zombies in suits who were getting older and more confused. They sat in the center of the first row. They might be people from the society who came to listen (certainly have a low status), or other teachers in the school.

A familiar ringtone seemed to be the music used by many universities!

Stand up! A zombie classmate in front of the left stood up and everyone stood up. I also hurriedly followed. Do you still have to play the national anthem?

Don’t forget the national humiliation! Revitalize the south of the Yangtze River! Eliminate humanity and return my country!

No one listened to the voice, the classmates shouted it together!

Is this the new motto of Wuhan University? I heard my chrysanthemum tighten?

But when Zhang Shaozhong opened the PPT and revealed today's lecture notes, my chrysanthemums became tighter!

On the left and right dual screens, the same blue font-

Case Teaching--Analysis of Strategic and Tactical Analysis of Humanity in the Battle of Shangqiu and the Decisive Role of Special Operations in Conventional Battle

That's not the fucking battle I commanded!