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Chapter 490 The Three Brothers and Sisters of Xiao

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The Five Han Dynasty and the thoroughfare of nine provinces. Although it has not been a place that military strategists must compete for since ancient times, its strategic position, especially its economic status, was still very significant a few years ago. It is said that the fifth municipality directly under the central government is either a guild (da) and a guild (lian), or it!

This is Duoer's university location. When we first went into exile in Jiangnan, we spent the night here. We watched the cherry blossoms of Wuhan University at night but failed to succeed. We stole a few women's underwear!

Because it was not damaged much in the war, it now became the capital of the Jiangnan Zombie Republic

This place is not far from Xiangyang. After the two parties reached an agreement, the villagers of the original Wolong Town in Xiangyang moved to the north and were placed in Jinzhou Province. Zombies then occupied it. This is why I chose the Yangzhou base instead of choosing the Xiangyang Fortress, which even birds cannot fly in as a habitat.

I haven't done this kind of thing about buying tickets by car for a long time. I drove the snatched modern sports car (rod car) and turned north.

There is nothing to say along the way except parking and sitting in love. I arrived in Wuhan at 10:00 the next morning

Just as I was about to enter the city, I saw three big words written on the giant billboard outside the expressway entrance.

We sincerely invite corpse friends from all walks of life to come to Wuhan to participate in the capital guard competition, with high salary returns and delicious meat!

Compete for the Capital Guard?

In the past, this place should be the warm people of Wuhan welcome you or something like that

Since the 2008 Olympics, from provincial capitals to townships and even village groups, any local government does not have a sign that welcomes you. It seems like there is no face to meet people!

They don't eat each other, so what needs to be defended? Why set up a guard? Isn't there enough zombie soldiers in the past? Daji asked three questions in confusion

Xiao Zhao, go up and see if the paint is not dry?

I found that the sheep with fresh characters had a slightly longer pen tip, as if paint had flowed down. Although the zombie people had a shaking hand, they would not make such a low-level mistake. This is a government image project!

Xiao Zhao nodded, walked out of the window, turned into a bird, flew over, pecked, and flew back, with red paint on his hard beak

Oh, my dear, I've got my mouth dirty. Come on, I'll lick it for you! Daji pushed Xiao Zhao, who had just changed back, into the back seat!

It's so disgusting!

It seems that it has just been a short time since the filming, and it has been hastily hung up. The Zombie Republic has been established for almost half a year. Why do you think of recruiting guards now? Is it because the leaders collectively went north to escort?

I turned over the rearview mirror, checked my zombie makeup, and then slowly began to enter the city.

There are many zombies, but the streets seem very deserted. The entire zombie country implements a planned economy. What is needed in the north? They take orders to produce, and then delegate production tasks to various zombie cities step by step. After the manufacturing is completed, the government will purchase them uniformly and transport them to the Yellow River defense line. Here, they exchange animal meat, and then distribute them to various cities through channels. Some of them are far away. The meat needs to be transported for several days. It is hot in the summer and it is deteriorated. Fortunately, zombies don’t care too much about rotten meat, and they won’t have diarrhea after eating them.

But after all, it is better to have a young meat (especially high-quality veal), so the recruitment notice has a delicious meat. As a specific manifestation of high salary, although they also circulate RMB, they can only be used to purchase daily necessities (zombies do not need daily necessities). There are very few meat retailers (but not without them. Where there are Chinese people in power, there is corruption), and they mainly rely on government supply.

After entering the city, there were many similar signs on the roadside, and it was more detailed, clarifying the deadline for the application, which was August 1, two days before the new National Day in the North, and it should be the day when the leader of the Zombie Empire set off.

This way I'll be more sure of their purpose of the bid

It's an opportunity. You can go around the North with the Guard directly. Maybe you can meet the Saint directly and look for opportunities to create some events that are conducive to the development of the situation!

Thinking of this, I pulled up the two women who were inseparable from behind.

You two, put on your clothes, let’s go for a bid... Damn, why did you use so many tissues? The leather seats can’t stand the water soaking, so put some next time!

I am a car lover. The owner of this car should be a beauty. Although there is no perfume in the car, the naturally scented in the car during the last few days is still refreshing. It is a unique, stubborn woman's fragrance!

The two women put on their clothes. After Daji finished making up, they arrived at the gate of the municipal government, which was the final place where the competition advertisement was guided.

Station, station, station, stop, stop, stop, stop! Do, do...

I'm here to apply for a job

I said helplessly, is there no one in the Zombie Country? The guard of the dignified capital city government actually used a guy who was missing an arm, blinded his eyes, and stuttered!

It should be a relative of a leader!

Fill, fill, fill... The guard pointed to a table next to it. Under the large parasol there (zombies still don’t like the sunshine), there was a table and chair. Another zombie in a security uniform sat behind the table with her legs crossed, smoking!

Fill in the registration form, right? I drove the car to the parking space next to me like it was drawn, and then took the second girl out of the car and went to fill in the form

Wait! I sat down, just as I was about to write, the smoking zombie sat upright, pulled out a small stick like a pregnancy test stick from the drawer, and gestured in front of me, what kind of high technology is this?

Beep! Two seconds later, the little stick let out a harsh scream. The smoker was stunned. He looked at the pregnancy test stick in confusion, looked at me again, then pressed the switch on the little stick, and gestured again

beep!

This time the sound was so sharp, because I deliberately hidden my energy and only exuded a small part of my strength. I was smart enough. I have guessed that this is an instrument for measuring the Taoist index. It has the same effect as the island country's viewing IPAD!

Okay, write it! The smoking zombie seemed very satisfied and threw the pregnancy test stick on the table

I glanced at it and there was an LCD screen on it, and the number displayed was 250. Judging from the interface width, it should be able to accommodate three digits. In other words, the highest value was 999. With the sharp beep just now, I guess it might be a big hit.

Among the zombie people, there should be some fellow Taoists who accidentally got infected with the virus, but there should be no masters, because there is almost no expert who is so stupid that the poisonous fog will invade him (but I didn’t expect that there are such stupid people, please see the following article for details)

The registration form is very simple, name, age, hometown, work in 2014, expertise, whether you can use firearms, whether you can do Chinese martial arts, and notes

I filled in Xiao Yang, 24, Shanghai Stock Exchange, Professional Detective, Specialties column, I hesitated for a moment, is the Majesty woman counting?

Later, I really didn’t know what to fill in, so I wrote randomly. I had a strong organizational ability and worked as a student cadre during my college years. I believe that more than 50% of college graduates across the country have written this in their job search resumes, and I don’t know where so many cadres appeared!

If the dormitory director counts, then I have nothing to say. Since his school days, Chinese people have been keen on being an official and regard being an honor and a training. It's really a terrible thing!

Whether you can use firearms, no, whether you can do Chinese martial arts,

Comrade, what should I fill in this note? I asked

The smoking zombie glanced at my registration form: Sect

What about no door or sect? I asked, can't I write about Ziyang

Then where can I learn how to fill in my skills?

Where did I learn it?

This is really a question worth discussing. I thought about it for a moment and solemnly wrote down the two words "Double Practice"

Although my teacher left Ziyang Sect, Daji is my most direct teacher. Even those Ziyang Qi observing techniques were learned through Daji's enlightenment and continuous careful guidance.

I looked at the registration form with satisfaction, got up and asked the two girls behind me to write.

The smoke zombie pinched my watch, looked at it, and stuffed it into the drawer

Wait, handsome guy! Let me learn from it! Daji stopped the smoking zombie and smiled at him. The smoking zombie just took a breath of cigarette and almost choked to death!

It's easy to say, it's easy to say! The smoking zombie immediately took out my watch, took out a new watch, got up and put it in front of Daji, and even omitted the pregnancy test step

Daji sat upright on a chair like a primary school student, completely copying my content, even copying my age!

Damn it, you're shameless!

I am over three thousand years old, why are you pretending to be tender!

When I wrote the name, I almost wrote the word "Xiao" and copied the word "Xiao". Daji was smart enough, without thinking, and added another word "Wei" to the back.

After she finished copying, Xiao Zhao copied her again. She was even more shameless. She was eighteen years old! The one who signed the name was Xiao Yang!

Ah... The smoking zombie swallowed and said with a wicked smile, It turns out that you are brothers and sisters Ah! Hehe!

To Ah! Daji hugged Xiao Zhao from behind the chair and kissed him. We were still in a mess! Are you in charge of you?