Chapter 22: See who pee far

People are actually very easy to be assimilated by the environment, but adults are like this, let alone a child in his teens.

Of course, when I first returned to the countryside, I was not used to anything

People in the city are not used to going to the countryside, and people in the country are not used to going to the city for the first time.

While in the city, Mo Xiaomu once heard his father tell him a story, saying that a child came to the city to visit relatives for his parents. When he was walking on the street, he felt so nervous that he wanted to shit, but he couldn't find a toilet around him, so he found a hidden place and squatted down and pulled him.

Just as he was pulling, a patrol policeman came over, looking very fierce.

This is so bad!

Because when they came, their parents repeatedly told me that they had to keep the rules in the city. If they violated the rules, they would be fined.

You have to be fined for anything you do anywhere, you have to be fined for spitting anywhere, you have to be fined for throwing cigarette butts anywhere, and you have to be fined for shit everywhere, so why not even punish you?

He was so scared that he quickly put on his pants and was about to escape, but the police had already discovered it. So he used the torn straw hat he had worn to cover the stinky stuff he had just pulled, and pressed the straw hat tightly with his hands. The police came to him and found it strange and asked him: What are you doing, kid?

The child bit his tongue hard and forced two tears to burst out, saying that he brought a bird from the countryside to see him off to relatives, but the bird ran out of his pocket. He quickly chased after him, and covered it with a straw hat.

The policeman said: Then what should you do now? You can't just hold it down like this, right?

The child said: I didn’t want to buy a bird cage, so I have to spend money! But now I can’t spend this money. Uncle police, please help me press it for a while. I’ll buy a bird cage and come back.

The policeman said: OK, go and go back!

The child burst into tears and laughed, and ran away without a trace.

When Dad told this story, Mo Xiaomu almost broke his anger

But Dad said: Telling this story is not what makes you laugh, but you want to know that there are rules in the city. The city is a civilized place, and you must be civilized in everything you do.

So when Mo Xiaomu was sensible, he was influenced by urban civilization.

Children in the city don’t wear crotch pants when they are very young, and they will never run around with their backs naked. That would be very uncivilized

Children in the city do not urinate or defecate anywhere, no matter how cruel they are, they have to find the toilet to poop and pee. Children in the city do not run around barefoot on rainy days

When Mo Xiaomu lived in the city, he learned the habits of the people in the city.

But when I went to the countryside, it was very different from the habits of the people in the countryside. So I was very uncomfortable at the beginning, but I quickly got used to it and integrated into this environment. Because everyone around me was like that, I got used to running outside with my backbone on the hot summer days, and when it rained, I was also used to peeing barefoot, and I usually didn't have anyone around me, so I peed on the roadside or in the corner. I even learned to pee while walking. When I was with a few children, I compared who had a long way to pee. The farthest person was a second child, who could pee about a hundred meters long.

Not only am I used to these daily life habits, but I am also used to being at the venue at night to listen to my grandfather telling dirty stories. From the beginning, I felt it was very interesting later, and I could also find the truth from my grandfather's story.

Of course I am used to climbing the window with people to listen to the window