Master Mo Wu said: Once you have dinner, you will lie on your stomach and don’t get off until dawn.
You old dead guy!
Grandma Mo Wu laughed even after scolding, you are exhausted, you are so unreasonable!
Master Mo Wu laughed happily again, and then asked Grandma Mo Wu again: Don’t you want to?
Go! Telling disgusting stories all day long will make young children feel bad, and you won’t be afraid of people scolding you!
Master Mo Wu curled his smile and said seriously: I am doing my good deeds.
Humph, what are you called merit?
Let me tell you a story, do you want to hear it?
You are addicted to telling stories, and you are also talking outside and at home.
Then I won’t tell the story. Do you know the old man from Wa Village after the truth?
I know, isn't it just Laogui? His house is next to our house, and you often talk to him on the slope
He is much younger than me, at least twenty years younger than me, right? What I tell you about his youth
What's going on?
When Laogui was young, when he just married his wife, he slept with his wife for more than a year, but his belly was still as flat as a racetrack. So Laogui was panicked. Could it be that God wanted him to lose his best?
What happened later?
Later, Laogui paid a lot of money and took his wife to the city outside the mountain to see the patient's house. The doctor did not find out what the two of them had, but they had no physical problems, so why wouldn't they have a villain? The doctor was also very surprised and suddenly asked him, asking them what they did tonight?
What did Lao Gui say?
Lao Gui said, that's what it was done! The doctor said, "You are so ugly that you can treat it, so let's do it here, I'll show you something wrong, so I can correct it for you in time."
The doctor asked Lao Gui to play with his wife in front of him?
Yes! Lao Gui and his wife were eager to be a child and didn't care about being embarrassed and ugly. They immediately took off their wives and got up on the bed where the patient was checking. The doctor looked at it and laughed. Guess what? It turned out that Lao Gui was not doing the place, which led to his wife not having any villain for a long time.
After the doctor laughed, he saw that the couple was embarrassed and blushed, and he couldn't bear to hurt their self-esteem too much. He said to Feng Xiyu: No wonder you, those two places are too close to you, it's easy to make mistakes. Just remember them in the future. When you go, find the place above.
Grandma Mo Wu also smiled like an old branch and trembled all over, and then asked: What happened later?
There is no future!
Mr. Mo Wu said, later, Lao Gui followed the doctor's advice and found the right place to get the one with his wife. His wife gave birth to three for him in one breath, two men and one woman.
I'm so laughing!
Mr. Mo Wu said: I heard a lot of jokes like this before, but they really happened. Now, do you still say that the stories I told harm people? I am teaching people well, don’t make jokes. It’s not good to make jokes if there are too many jokes. Ah, let the people in the city laugh at us all fools.
Grandma Mo Wu said to herself: It's Ah, it was something that I learned without a teacher, how could I get it wrong?
Mo Xiaomu was so sexy outside the fence that he heard it, and remembered the scene of Snow Dan and his wife playing with him. I wonder if Snow Dan was right?
He won't have such a mistake, right?
Snow Dan went to work in the city and was knowledgeable, so he probably wouldn't be able to do it.
You old dead guy!
Grandma Mo Wu laughed even after scolding, you are exhausted, you are so unreasonable!
Master Mo Wu laughed happily again, and then asked Grandma Mo Wu again: Don’t you want to?
Go! Telling disgusting stories all day long will make young children feel bad, and you won’t be afraid of people scolding you!
Master Mo Wu curled his smile and said seriously: I am doing my good deeds.
Humph, what are you called merit?
Let me tell you a story, do you want to hear it?
You are addicted to telling stories, and you are also talking outside and at home.
Then I won’t tell the story. Do you know the old man from Wa Village after the truth?
I know, isn't it just Laogui? His house is next to our house, and you often talk to him on the slope
He is much younger than me, at least twenty years younger than me, right? What I tell you about his youth
What's going on?
When Laogui was young, when he just married his wife, he slept with his wife for more than a year, but his belly was still as flat as a racetrack. So Laogui was panicked. Could it be that God wanted him to lose his best?
What happened later?
Later, Laogui paid a lot of money and took his wife to the city outside the mountain to see the patient's house. The doctor did not find out what the two of them had, but they had no physical problems, so why wouldn't they have a villain? The doctor was also very surprised and suddenly asked him, asking them what they did tonight?
What did Lao Gui say?
Lao Gui said, that's what it was done! The doctor said, "You are so ugly that you can treat it, so let's do it here, I'll show you something wrong, so I can correct it for you in time."
The doctor asked Lao Gui to play with his wife in front of him?
Yes! Lao Gui and his wife were eager to be a child and didn't care about being embarrassed and ugly. They immediately took off their wives and got up on the bed where the patient was checking. The doctor looked at it and laughed. Guess what? It turned out that Lao Gui was not doing the place, which led to his wife not having any villain for a long time.
After the doctor laughed, he saw that the couple was embarrassed and blushed, and he couldn't bear to hurt their self-esteem too much. He said to Feng Xiyu: No wonder you, those two places are too close to you, it's easy to make mistakes. Just remember them in the future. When you go, find the place above.
Grandma Mo Wu also smiled like an old branch and trembled all over, and then asked: What happened later?
There is no future!
Mr. Mo Wu said, later, Lao Gui followed the doctor's advice and found the right place to get the one with his wife. His wife gave birth to three for him in one breath, two men and one woman.
I'm so laughing!
Mr. Mo Wu said: I heard a lot of jokes like this before, but they really happened. Now, do you still say that the stories I told harm people? I am teaching people well, don’t make jokes. It’s not good to make jokes if there are too many jokes. Ah, let the people in the city laugh at us all fools.
Grandma Mo Wu said to herself: It's Ah, it was something that I learned without a teacher, how could I get it wrong?
Mo Xiaomu was so sexy outside the fence that he heard it, and remembered the scene of Snow Dan and his wife playing with him. I wonder if Snow Dan was right?
He won't have such a mistake, right?
Snow Dan went to work in the city and was knowledgeable, so he probably wouldn't be able to do it.