He looked at the two silver sticks that were ignorant of the sky and earth in the sky, and suddenly became interested, with a seemingly harmless smile on his face and said: Is that true? Do you two really want to travel around the universe? If you want, just say it directly. Here I can really help you achieve your wish!
Silver Stick A was stunned when he heard this and said a little naively: You?May I?Why don't I look like pinch?
Silver stick B said on the side: Boss, why are you talking about so much nonsense with him?Seeing his weak look, he could beat a little hen, and it was just a silver-like wax gun tip. Let's kill him quickly and then fuck these two little beautiful girls. I can't stand it anymore.
Yin Jian A was furious when he heard this and scolded: Just tell nonsense, this man wants to do it, so I won’t do it!
Yinbang B said aggrievedly: Boss, I don’t mean that, I mean we kill him first, and then fuck Xiaomeiniu. Who wants to fuck a stinky man Ah?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan couldn't help but feel a little funny when they heard these two stupid things singing together. In addition, Zhuhe Caiqiao had already arrived, looking very magical and fearless, and couldn't help but feel relaxed. They looked at the two stupid thieves with interest, laughing while watching, trembling with flowers.
Seeing this, Yin Jian A was very angry and said loudly: Two little ones, don’t laugh, be serious, the old man is robbing!
Silver Stick B is a vocal worm: Yes, that's right, I'll be serious, don't laugh, I can only laugh when the uncle fucks you later!
Silver Stick A scolded: Bah, you dare to call me?Then what did I become?You idiot!Why did you give birth to such a stupid son?...
The performances of the two stupid thieves were not nutritious, and the clouds were no longer patient to continue listening to the two stupid 13s noisy, and said: Hello, I will give you a chance in the end, so I will kowtow to the two young ladies and admit their mistakes, otherwise I will really let you travel around the universe!
He smiled and said angrily: I don’t want such a disgusting grandson. Let them travel around the universe and make some contribution to the future interstellar development!
Ji Yayan also smiled and said: I don’t want it either. It’s so disgusting. I’m still so stupid. I’m still learning from others to come out to rob people!
Chen Yunzhong said: That's right, if I had such two stupid grandsons, I wouldn't want to live anymore, and I would be embarrassed to death.
The two silver sticks were stunned, and finally became a little angry and yelled: You three dare to spend your uncle, it’s simply a matter of seeking death!
As they said that, the two of them shouted and rushed forward with a dagger, and they did indeed overwhelm the enemy in their momentum.
But having momentum alone is not enough, but you also need to have the ability.
When the two stupid thieves were still half a meter away from the sun, they bounced their fingers, and two small blue arcs flew over with a strange light and shouted, wrapping around the necks of the two guys like two chains.
The two stupid thieves immediately had difficulty breathing, their bodies were trembling, and their souls were so scared that they were so whimpering in their mouths that they didn't know what they called, but the expression on their faces was so terrifying.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were so scared that they were so scared that they wanted to see but they didn't dare.
Qianqian exclaimed: Caiqiao crosses the river, what's wrong with them?They look so scary!Do you know how to spell?
Chen Yun smiled and said: No, they might have been struck by lightning, regardless of my business.
Ji Yayan said: Nonsense, how could there be thunder in this room? It was you, but I saw those two things that were glowing blue light were emitted from your hands.
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, I admit that I know magic, otherwise why would I suddenly appear here?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other, trembling a little, thinking to themselves, it seems to be true, otherwise how could a person appear out of thin air?
The two stupid thieves began to scream in pain, their faces flushed, their breathing difficulties, and their eyes were about to be protruded.
The two women were so scared that they closed their eyes and didn't dare to look at them. They said: Get them away quickly, it's so scary!
Chen Yunzhong said: Okay, your heart is too soft! I originally wanted them to suffer all the torture and die. Since you ask, I will give them a happy time. Women are women, and women are kindness. They are almost raped and they have to plead for rapists. I really convinced you!
After saying that, two more rays of light flew over, and the two guys were instantly hit into a pair of powder. They opened the window in the clouds, and a breeze turned into, which quickly blew the powder clean, and there was no trace of these two stupid thieves.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were stunned, as if they were seeing aliens looking at the sun in the clouds. The two cute little mouths could no longer be closed. The two living people were killed by him so easily. This...
He walked over in the clouds to untie the ropes on the two women, patted their little faces gently, and said: Hello, wives, wake up quickly, the movie has ended.
Qianqian finally recovered a little bit of consciousness. Instead of asking Chen Yunzhong why he called her wife, he asked as if he was sleepwalking: They are gone? Dead? Just die like this?
Chen Yunzhong said angrily: The person I hate the most is a rapist. If you don’t have the ability to find a woman, you will call her chicken Ah. She actually raped her. It’s really a waste of time! A garbage man like this, just die if he dies. What's so great about it?
Qianqian said: I don’t mean that, I mean how did you let them die?Is it the true fire of Samadhi?
He almost burst into laughter in the clouds and said: Samadhi True Fire? Do you think I am Taishang Laojun Ah? I am a master of superpowers, that is my original superpower, from the electric system. You don’t have to be afraid in the future. Just shout "Kiss my good husband and save me" and I will definitely appear in front of you, which is guaranteed to be faster than lightning!
Ji Yayan also came to his senses, looked at the evil face in the clouds, and said angrily: Cross the river and Caiqiao, although you saved us, we don’t even know your name yet. You just teased others like this, don’t you realize it’s a bit too much?
Chen Yunzhong seemed not to hear Ji Yayan's protest. Without saying a word, he picked up the two women from the ground and placed them on the sofa. Regardless of the two women's blushing cheeks, he stared at their eyes and said: Beauties, remember, your husband's name is Chen Yunzhong, which means the gentleman of Yunzhong, whose surname is Chen, and is referred to as Yunzhongzi.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan couldn't help but smile. This guy was both domineering and funny. It's good to be a pistachio. As for being a husband... I have to take a look first!
Qianqian said: He is really talking nonsense. If you are Yun Zhongzi, Yanyan and I will be Nuwa.
Chen Yun pretended to behave and pondered for a moment, and said: If you are all Nuwa, I must consider changing my name as Fuxi. However, in fact, you two can be called Ehuang and the other one is called Niaoying. Then it's a fet!
The two girls suddenly frowned and said in unison: You think beautifully, you are simply a hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: I teased my wife, how can I be a hooligan?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other and felt helpless. Unexpectedly, the legendary geese catching cicadas (crossing the river to pick Qiao) was such a top-notch, with a thick-skinned face!
Qianqian: How can you do this in the sunken clouds? This is the first time we met, can't you restrain yourself? Besides, Yanyan and I are two people. Even if you want to chase, you can only chase one, right? You can't be so greedy.
Although Ji Yayan was a psychologist, she couldn't see through the man at all now. She suddenly fell from the sky and then killed two hooligans in an understatement, so relaxed that it seemed as if she had just killed two ants.
Although he killed the hooligan, he immediately became a hooligan again, obviously a veteran in the flower cluster.
But one thing is that so far, this guy is just a hooligan and has not done anything out of the ordinary.
Ji Yayan felt that it was very strange. Logically speaking, she and Qianqian were both beautiful women of beauty at the same time. When ordinary men saw them, they either covet or shy, but this man was different from the above two manifestations. Facing herself and Qianqian, he had no intention of being afraid of being afraid. Not only did he not deliberately flatter and please him, but he teased him unscrupulously. Are you not afraid that we would get angry?
But Ji Yayan was sadly aware that she really didn't have the urge to get angry, and she even seemed to like being teased by him.
Also, he was really strong. He just hugged Qian Qian with one hand and himself with the other, and he actually looked light and lifted his weight, just like he was holding two little cats up. He had never seen such a strong and powerful man with a weak appearance.
Also, how did he appear?It only takes 1 minute from receiving the distress signal to appear. Even Superman will fly in the sky for a few minutes!
The more Ji Yayan thought about it, the less clues he lost. God, this man was full of mystery!
In fact, Qianqian and Ji Yayan also had ordinary thoughts and were extremely curious.
Although this man killed someone, it was not bloody at all and was not scary at all.
Just like a magical magician playing a magical close-up magic, compared to him, Liu Qian, who still needs a lot of support to perform magic, can even get a stupid bowl, is like a joke.
Two dazed women woke up in the clouds: Do you believe me if I say something?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other, nodded for now, and saw what he said.
The two women seemed to see the thoughts of the two women in the clouds and said: I know you must be listening with an unbelievable attitude, but it doesn't matter. Justice is in my heart, and facts are better than rape. Let me tell you the truth, your husband, I am a superman who is even more superman than Superman.
Puchi...
Qianqian and Ji Yayan laughed at the same time. Looking at Chen Yunzhong's serious look, the more they looked, the more they wanted to laugh, and they laughed so hard that they were exhausted.
Ji Yayan said with great gratitude: In the clouds, you can save money, Qianqian and I are both atheists.
Qianqian nodded solemnly, expressing her support for Ji Yayan's statement.
He didn't care in the clouds and continued to say seriously: Although I am not God, I can do things like God, which is even more divine than God.
Qianqian said contemptuously: Bragging!
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t believe it? Then we have a bet, you can set the questions. If I can do it, I will win. If I can't do it, you will win.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan decided that this idea was good. If they came up with some problems that were impossible to achieve, wouldn’t they lose in the clouds?
What is the bet?
After thinking in the clouds for a long time, he said: Let’s bet on the first night! It's very simple, I won, you guys give me the first night!
satyr!
Qianqian spat and said, What if you lose?
Chen Yunzhong said: Then I will be your boyfriend. But I can't lose!
The two women shouted that Chen Yunzhong was slutty, and Chen Yunzhong had to change his words: If I lose, can I be a slave for you forever?
But I added to my heart, Apricot slave, haha.
The two women thought this idea was good. Anyway, they could not lose. They would bet on the first night of gambling!
So he nodded and agreed: OK, we won two games in three games, we will give three questions, if you get two questions, you will win, otherwise you will lose!
It doesn’t matter in the clouds: Good, let’s make the question!
Qianqian said: Okay, listen, my first question is, now we are hungry, and you will be limited to two bowls of chaos within five seconds!
After saying that, the two women looked at Chen Yun with a smile and thought to themselves, I told you to speak loudly, five seconds are not enough to even enter the kitchen!
Silver Stick A was stunned when he heard this and said a little naively: You?May I?Why don't I look like pinch?
Silver stick B said on the side: Boss, why are you talking about so much nonsense with him?Seeing his weak look, he could beat a little hen, and it was just a silver-like wax gun tip. Let's kill him quickly and then fuck these two little beautiful girls. I can't stand it anymore.
Yin Jian A was furious when he heard this and scolded: Just tell nonsense, this man wants to do it, so I won’t do it!
Yinbang B said aggrievedly: Boss, I don’t mean that, I mean we kill him first, and then fuck Xiaomeiniu. Who wants to fuck a stinky man Ah?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan couldn't help but feel a little funny when they heard these two stupid things singing together. In addition, Zhuhe Caiqiao had already arrived, looking very magical and fearless, and couldn't help but feel relaxed. They looked at the two stupid thieves with interest, laughing while watching, trembling with flowers.
Seeing this, Yin Jian A was very angry and said loudly: Two little ones, don’t laugh, be serious, the old man is robbing!
Silver Stick B is a vocal worm: Yes, that's right, I'll be serious, don't laugh, I can only laugh when the uncle fucks you later!
Silver Stick A scolded: Bah, you dare to call me?Then what did I become?You idiot!Why did you give birth to such a stupid son?...
The performances of the two stupid thieves were not nutritious, and the clouds were no longer patient to continue listening to the two stupid 13s noisy, and said: Hello, I will give you a chance in the end, so I will kowtow to the two young ladies and admit their mistakes, otherwise I will really let you travel around the universe!
He smiled and said angrily: I don’t want such a disgusting grandson. Let them travel around the universe and make some contribution to the future interstellar development!
Ji Yayan also smiled and said: I don’t want it either. It’s so disgusting. I’m still so stupid. I’m still learning from others to come out to rob people!
Chen Yunzhong said: That's right, if I had such two stupid grandsons, I wouldn't want to live anymore, and I would be embarrassed to death.
The two silver sticks were stunned, and finally became a little angry and yelled: You three dare to spend your uncle, it’s simply a matter of seeking death!
As they said that, the two of them shouted and rushed forward with a dagger, and they did indeed overwhelm the enemy in their momentum.
But having momentum alone is not enough, but you also need to have the ability.
When the two stupid thieves were still half a meter away from the sun, they bounced their fingers, and two small blue arcs flew over with a strange light and shouted, wrapping around the necks of the two guys like two chains.
The two stupid thieves immediately had difficulty breathing, their bodies were trembling, and their souls were so scared that they were so whimpering in their mouths that they didn't know what they called, but the expression on their faces was so terrifying.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were so scared that they were so scared that they wanted to see but they didn't dare.
Qianqian exclaimed: Caiqiao crosses the river, what's wrong with them?They look so scary!Do you know how to spell?
Chen Yun smiled and said: No, they might have been struck by lightning, regardless of my business.
Ji Yayan said: Nonsense, how could there be thunder in this room? It was you, but I saw those two things that were glowing blue light were emitted from your hands.
Chen Yunzhong said: Well, I admit that I know magic, otherwise why would I suddenly appear here?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other, trembling a little, thinking to themselves, it seems to be true, otherwise how could a person appear out of thin air?
The two stupid thieves began to scream in pain, their faces flushed, their breathing difficulties, and their eyes were about to be protruded.
The two women were so scared that they closed their eyes and didn't dare to look at them. They said: Get them away quickly, it's so scary!
Chen Yunzhong said: Okay, your heart is too soft! I originally wanted them to suffer all the torture and die. Since you ask, I will give them a happy time. Women are women, and women are kindness. They are almost raped and they have to plead for rapists. I really convinced you!
After saying that, two more rays of light flew over, and the two guys were instantly hit into a pair of powder. They opened the window in the clouds, and a breeze turned into, which quickly blew the powder clean, and there was no trace of these two stupid thieves.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were stunned, as if they were seeing aliens looking at the sun in the clouds. The two cute little mouths could no longer be closed. The two living people were killed by him so easily. This...
He walked over in the clouds to untie the ropes on the two women, patted their little faces gently, and said: Hello, wives, wake up quickly, the movie has ended.
Qianqian finally recovered a little bit of consciousness. Instead of asking Chen Yunzhong why he called her wife, he asked as if he was sleepwalking: They are gone? Dead? Just die like this?
Chen Yunzhong said angrily: The person I hate the most is a rapist. If you don’t have the ability to find a woman, you will call her chicken Ah. She actually raped her. It’s really a waste of time! A garbage man like this, just die if he dies. What's so great about it?
Qianqian said: I don’t mean that, I mean how did you let them die?Is it the true fire of Samadhi?
He almost burst into laughter in the clouds and said: Samadhi True Fire? Do you think I am Taishang Laojun Ah? I am a master of superpowers, that is my original superpower, from the electric system. You don’t have to be afraid in the future. Just shout "Kiss my good husband and save me" and I will definitely appear in front of you, which is guaranteed to be faster than lightning!
Ji Yayan also came to his senses, looked at the evil face in the clouds, and said angrily: Cross the river and Caiqiao, although you saved us, we don’t even know your name yet. You just teased others like this, don’t you realize it’s a bit too much?
Chen Yunzhong seemed not to hear Ji Yayan's protest. Without saying a word, he picked up the two women from the ground and placed them on the sofa. Regardless of the two women's blushing cheeks, he stared at their eyes and said: Beauties, remember, your husband's name is Chen Yunzhong, which means the gentleman of Yunzhong, whose surname is Chen, and is referred to as Yunzhongzi.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan couldn't help but smile. This guy was both domineering and funny. It's good to be a pistachio. As for being a husband... I have to take a look first!
Qianqian said: He is really talking nonsense. If you are Yun Zhongzi, Yanyan and I will be Nuwa.
Chen Yun pretended to behave and pondered for a moment, and said: If you are all Nuwa, I must consider changing my name as Fuxi. However, in fact, you two can be called Ehuang and the other one is called Niaoying. Then it's a fet!
The two girls suddenly frowned and said in unison: You think beautifully, you are simply a hooligan!
Chen Yunzhong said: I teased my wife, how can I be a hooligan?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other and felt helpless. Unexpectedly, the legendary geese catching cicadas (crossing the river to pick Qiao) was such a top-notch, with a thick-skinned face!
Qianqian: How can you do this in the sunken clouds? This is the first time we met, can't you restrain yourself? Besides, Yanyan and I are two people. Even if you want to chase, you can only chase one, right? You can't be so greedy.
Although Ji Yayan was a psychologist, she couldn't see through the man at all now. She suddenly fell from the sky and then killed two hooligans in an understatement, so relaxed that it seemed as if she had just killed two ants.
Although he killed the hooligan, he immediately became a hooligan again, obviously a veteran in the flower cluster.
But one thing is that so far, this guy is just a hooligan and has not done anything out of the ordinary.
Ji Yayan felt that it was very strange. Logically speaking, she and Qianqian were both beautiful women of beauty at the same time. When ordinary men saw them, they either covet or shy, but this man was different from the above two manifestations. Facing herself and Qianqian, he had no intention of being afraid of being afraid. Not only did he not deliberately flatter and please him, but he teased him unscrupulously. Are you not afraid that we would get angry?
But Ji Yayan was sadly aware that she really didn't have the urge to get angry, and she even seemed to like being teased by him.
Also, he was really strong. He just hugged Qian Qian with one hand and himself with the other, and he actually looked light and lifted his weight, just like he was holding two little cats up. He had never seen such a strong and powerful man with a weak appearance.
Also, how did he appear?It only takes 1 minute from receiving the distress signal to appear. Even Superman will fly in the sky for a few minutes!
The more Ji Yayan thought about it, the less clues he lost. God, this man was full of mystery!
In fact, Qianqian and Ji Yayan also had ordinary thoughts and were extremely curious.
Although this man killed someone, it was not bloody at all and was not scary at all.
Just like a magical magician playing a magical close-up magic, compared to him, Liu Qian, who still needs a lot of support to perform magic, can even get a stupid bowl, is like a joke.
Two dazed women woke up in the clouds: Do you believe me if I say something?
Qianqian and Ji Yayan looked at each other, nodded for now, and saw what he said.
The two women seemed to see the thoughts of the two women in the clouds and said: I know you must be listening with an unbelievable attitude, but it doesn't matter. Justice is in my heart, and facts are better than rape. Let me tell you the truth, your husband, I am a superman who is even more superman than Superman.
Puchi...
Qianqian and Ji Yayan laughed at the same time. Looking at Chen Yunzhong's serious look, the more they looked, the more they wanted to laugh, and they laughed so hard that they were exhausted.
Ji Yayan said with great gratitude: In the clouds, you can save money, Qianqian and I are both atheists.
Qianqian nodded solemnly, expressing her support for Ji Yayan's statement.
He didn't care in the clouds and continued to say seriously: Although I am not God, I can do things like God, which is even more divine than God.
Qianqian said contemptuously: Bragging!
Chen Yunzhong said: Don’t believe it? Then we have a bet, you can set the questions. If I can do it, I will win. If I can't do it, you will win.
Qianqian and Ji Yayan decided that this idea was good. If they came up with some problems that were impossible to achieve, wouldn’t they lose in the clouds?
What is the bet?
After thinking in the clouds for a long time, he said: Let’s bet on the first night! It's very simple, I won, you guys give me the first night!
satyr!
Qianqian spat and said, What if you lose?
Chen Yunzhong said: Then I will be your boyfriend. But I can't lose!
The two women shouted that Chen Yunzhong was slutty, and Chen Yunzhong had to change his words: If I lose, can I be a slave for you forever?
But I added to my heart, Apricot slave, haha.
The two women thought this idea was good. Anyway, they could not lose. They would bet on the first night of gambling!
So he nodded and agreed: OK, we won two games in three games, we will give three questions, if you get two questions, you will win, otherwise you will lose!
It doesn’t matter in the clouds: Good, let’s make the question!
Qianqian said: Okay, listen, my first question is, now we are hungry, and you will be limited to two bowls of chaos within five seconds!
After saying that, the two women looked at Chen Yun with a smile and thought to themselves, I told you to speak loudly, five seconds are not enough to even enter the kitchen!