Chen Yun laughed and got out of bed, and walked around the room naked, saying: Baby, are you tired? Do you want to have some late-night snack or drink to supplement your efforts?
Qin Lan closed her eyes in shame. The crazy scenes with Shen Lang just now appeared in her mind bit by bit, and she cursed: Bah, shameless, I want to make up for you!You hooligan, you don’t even wear clothes, you’re so shameless!
Chen Yunzhong shouted exaggeratedly: Sister Lan, how could you say that to your husband? You have lost all the traditional virtues of Chinese women!
Qin Lan was anxious and said: Who is your wife Shi?It was you, a bastard, who raped you, but you still want to treat you with three obediences and four virtues?
Chen Yunzhong said: OK, even if I raped you, but...
Qin Lan interrupted Chen Yunzhong and said in shame: What's the matter? Obviously that! Do you want to admit it? Anyway, I haven’t taken a shower yet. I have some evidence on me. I want to go to the police station to sue you!
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: What evidence is Ah? Where is Ah?
Qin Lan listened to this obviously malicious question, and she had all the people who died in her heart, and she couldn't beat her. This guy could do magic.
Even if you scold me, this guy is extremely shameless and dares to say anything.
In awe of shame and impatient, he stopped talking and pulled the quilt over to cover his head as an ostrich.
Chen Yunzhong looked at the towering area under the quilt, obviously Qin Lan's buttocks, and couldn't help but slap it on, making Qin Lan shiver, immediately turned over, hid her little buttocks, and shouted: Chen Yunzhong, you hooligan!
He laughed comfortably in the clouds. At this moment, he suddenly heard the old man Ding calling him: Good disciple, does this ss mean to ask for help? I just took a look at Baidu and found that there are all capital letters on it. So does the lowercase letter mean the same Ah?
Chen Yunzhong didn't care. He thought that Old Man Ding was talking to him about some boring problems again. He was still wondering, didn't this old guy get soaked in HIGH?
Why do you have time to take care of yourself again?
He replied casually: It should be true, depending on the situation. Sometimes the situation is urgent, which one is capitalized and lowercase, should you use the one faster.
Old Man Die said uh, and said a little gloatingly: If this is the case, your little girlfriend must be in trouble. She just sent a SOS in the circle and then went offline.
What circle Ah is obviously QQ...
Chen Yunzhong finally realized his reaction, his heart tightened, and said, "What are you saying?" Which girlfriend?
Old Man Ding said: It seems to be the girl named Qianqian. Hehe, look, how wise it is for Master to help you hang QQ every day. Although you seduced a few girls with your number, how can you find a distress signal if you don’t do this?
The old man Ding's endless boast was interrupted by Chen Yun without hesitation: Stop talking nonsense, check her address quickly, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of if something happens to them. I can't spare you.
Old Man Di said aggrievedly: How could anyone talk to the master like this?Besides, it’s not my fault that they are in danger... OK OK OK Don’t be angry, if you unplug the power supply, I’ll be done... OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Chen Yun said impatiently: The bus route is so bad. When you take the bus, the daylily is cold. Just talk about the geographical coordinates. The more you want, the better!
Old man Di said: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK, my apprentice is promising, and even the master dares to yell. The coordinates are XX°XX′N, XXX°XX′E. What do you want the coordinates to do?
Chen Yun said angrily: Space jump!
Old man Di was frightened and the space jumped?
Uh, God Ah, my disciple is promising!
I remember that it took me hundreds of years to reach the point of space jumping. I only took a few months to get my good apprentice!
Haha, it is getting closer to my old Dian's Gulan Star counterattack plan!
He walked over in the clouds, took a photo of Qin Lan under the quilt, and said: Wife, I'll go out first, and I'll be with you when I come back!
Qin Lan felt very aggrieved. Although she had been scolding Chen Yunzhong, she still wanted him to accompany her here. After all, she had become his woman. When she heard him say she had something to go out, she felt very uncomfortable and said angrily: I have seen many stinky men like you, and I want to escape after eating them all!
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: A friend of mine had an accident, I want to save her quickly and come back to explain to you.
Qin Lan didn't feel like she was lying when she heard Chen Yunzhong's tone, but she just couldn't help but feel embarrassed. She twisted her head inside and ignored Chen Yunzhong.
I was too lazy to talk nonsense in the clouds, and after a space jumped, the figure disappeared from the room.
Qin Lan felt a wave of air flashing, and there was a bit of flying sand and rocks. She couldn't help but look back and found that it suddenly disappeared in the clouds. The bedroom door was still locked and the window was also closed!
Qin Lan was shocked. Is this bastard really a god in Chen Yun? No wonder I could predict that my friend was in danger! But, what kind of friend is that? I'm afraid he's a girlfriend! satyr! ...
Today Qianqian and Ji Yayan went to buy tickets for Yixueman concerts. However, this time they were lucky, they actually met a scalper who was stocking up. However, the scalper was too greedy and actually sold it for 5 times the price. That was nearly 30,000 yuan per Ah!
The two women looked at each other, rolled their eyes together, and said in a sympathetic manner, let’s forget it, this is a house of one square meter, and you can work hard for half a year less!
After walking twice, I found that the lengthy team had increased instead of decreasing. Qianqian and Ji Yayan finally gave up. Isn’t it just a concert?Isn’t it the same to watch live TV?And you don’t have to spend a penny!
After having supper in a restaurant, the two went to the bar again, trying to vent their depression, but they were stared at by two silver sticks.
Silver Stick A: These two girls are just right Ah, how about it?
Silver Stick B: Hehe, the heroes have similar views, where can they do it?
Silver Stick A: Do you remember that girl last time?We were fucked by her family and didn't dare to call the police. It would be better to use the same trick again, right?
Silver Stick B: I just don’t know that these two girls can’t live together. If that happens, we can still do it in a different way, hehe!
Silver Stick A: You can touch their keys first, or we won’t be able to get in Ah.
Silver Stick B: Why is it that I will go to get the key this time?You haven't given me the money for the last time to get the keys!
Silver Stick A: You have good skills, it’s best if you choose it first later, I want the rest!
But I thought to myself, what’s the best to choose from?
Silver Stick B: That’s about the same!...
In this way, the two silver sticks followed Qianqian and Ji Yayan to their residence. To be on the safe side, the two silver sticks waited outside for more than ten minutes before entering.
Little did they know that Qianqian turned on the computer and sent a helping signal to Chen Yunzhong in time. If the two guys followed into the house immediately from the beginning, maybe they might really succeed.
The two silver sticks opened the door timidly. The sound of the door was heard by Ji Yayan in the living room. He couldn't help but turn his head and see two extremely vulgar guys entering the house. Ji Yayan's first reaction was to shout: Qianqian, there is a robber, call the police quickly.
Qianqian, who was surfing the Internet, was a little panicked. When he heard Ji Yayan's trembling voice, he felt that it didn't look fake, but how could he call the police?
As he trembled, he actually clicked on the avatar in the clouds and entered a distress signal as if he was alive.
Two silver sticks screamed and pounced on them. One silver stick pressed against Ji Yayan with a dagger, while the other pounced directly into the bedroom, knocked Qianqian's cell phone off, and unplugged the computer.
But Pity Qianqian only sent out the SOS. The 110 number on the phone had just dialed out and had not pressed the dial button.
Ji Yayan and Qianqian almost cried, watching the two gangsters tied them up.
Ji Yayan said: Qianqian, have you called the police?
Qianqian said with a sad face: I almost reported it, and the number was pressed, but I didn't dial it out... But I sent a distress signal to the guy Zhuhe Caiqiao.
Ji Yayan was so anxious that she almost cried: What is the use of light signal tube?He is not a god, does he know our address?Even if we knew our address, we would have been...
Qianqian glanced at the two big silver sticks that were drooling, and said in a trembling voice: Two uncles, what do you want to do?
The two silver sticks looked at each other and laughed loudly. The silver stick said in a daze: Uncle?Haha, I like this title, the uncle just bullies the good girl!What to do?Of course, it's just a fuck you, otherwise why should we brothers work so hard?It cost my brother more than ten yuan to get the keys. The prices are getting more and more expensive now, and the cost of rape in the house is getting higher and higher!
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were frightened by these rude and barbaric words, and were so scared that they were so scared that they closed their eyes in despair....
At this time, a voice that sounded like a god in Zai Qianqian and Ji Yayan sounded: Those two stupid pigs, when is it your turn to do it?If you want to do it, I will do it!
This voice also speaks rudely and savagely, but it sounds like a natural sound to Qianqian and Ji Yayan!
The four people turned their heads at the same time. They saw an ordinary, neither tall nor handsome man standing there. The door was not open and the window was not moved. The guy seemed to be there out of thin air.
Qianqian screamed in surprise: Are you crossing the river Caiqiao?
Chen Yun smiled and said: It's me, my wife!
Qianqian didn't feel like she was eaten tofu, but she was very surprised. She was a little too short of her mind. How could he appear here less than a minute after sending the signal?
Qianqian murmured: Cai Qiao, are you a god?
Chen Yunzhong said: Haha, if you want to go back to my wife, I am not a god, but I saw my wife’s help signal and knew that you were in danger. In order to save my wife, my small universe broke out, so I appeared here through time and space transfer. Hehe, is it romantic? Don’t be afraid, wives, kill these two later, let’s be intimate!
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were immediately confused when they heard this. Although this man looked ordinary, his performance was simply too MAN!
The two silver sticks laughed strangely, and the silver stick said: Bah!The explosion of the small universe?He***, this is the first time I have heard this statement.If you can transfer time and space, I can travel around the universe!
Qin Lan closed her eyes in shame. The crazy scenes with Shen Lang just now appeared in her mind bit by bit, and she cursed: Bah, shameless, I want to make up for you!You hooligan, you don’t even wear clothes, you’re so shameless!
Chen Yunzhong shouted exaggeratedly: Sister Lan, how could you say that to your husband? You have lost all the traditional virtues of Chinese women!
Qin Lan was anxious and said: Who is your wife Shi?It was you, a bastard, who raped you, but you still want to treat you with three obediences and four virtues?
Chen Yunzhong said: OK, even if I raped you, but...
Qin Lan interrupted Chen Yunzhong and said in shame: What's the matter? Obviously that! Do you want to admit it? Anyway, I haven’t taken a shower yet. I have some evidence on me. I want to go to the police station to sue you!
Chen Yunzhong smiled and said: What evidence is Ah? Where is Ah?
Qin Lan listened to this obviously malicious question, and she had all the people who died in her heart, and she couldn't beat her. This guy could do magic.
Even if you scold me, this guy is extremely shameless and dares to say anything.
In awe of shame and impatient, he stopped talking and pulled the quilt over to cover his head as an ostrich.
Chen Yunzhong looked at the towering area under the quilt, obviously Qin Lan's buttocks, and couldn't help but slap it on, making Qin Lan shiver, immediately turned over, hid her little buttocks, and shouted: Chen Yunzhong, you hooligan!
He laughed comfortably in the clouds. At this moment, he suddenly heard the old man Ding calling him: Good disciple, does this ss mean to ask for help? I just took a look at Baidu and found that there are all capital letters on it. So does the lowercase letter mean the same Ah?
Chen Yunzhong didn't care. He thought that Old Man Ding was talking to him about some boring problems again. He was still wondering, didn't this old guy get soaked in HIGH?
Why do you have time to take care of yourself again?
He replied casually: It should be true, depending on the situation. Sometimes the situation is urgent, which one is capitalized and lowercase, should you use the one faster.
Old Man Die said uh, and said a little gloatingly: If this is the case, your little girlfriend must be in trouble. She just sent a SOS in the circle and then went offline.
What circle Ah is obviously QQ...
Chen Yunzhong finally realized his reaction, his heart tightened, and said, "What are you saying?" Which girlfriend?
Old Man Ding said: It seems to be the girl named Qianqian. Hehe, look, how wise it is for Master to help you hang QQ every day. Although you seduced a few girls with your number, how can you find a distress signal if you don’t do this?
The old man Ding's endless boast was interrupted by Chen Yun without hesitation: Stop talking nonsense, check her address quickly, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of if something happens to them. I can't spare you.
Old Man Di said aggrievedly: How could anyone talk to the master like this?Besides, it’s not my fault that they are in danger... OK OK OK Don’t be angry, if you unplug the power supply, I’ll be done... OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Chen Yun said impatiently: The bus route is so bad. When you take the bus, the daylily is cold. Just talk about the geographical coordinates. The more you want, the better!
Old man Di said: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK, my apprentice is promising, and even the master dares to yell. The coordinates are XX°XX′N, XXX°XX′E. What do you want the coordinates to do?
Chen Yun said angrily: Space jump!
Old man Di was frightened and the space jumped?
Uh, God Ah, my disciple is promising!
I remember that it took me hundreds of years to reach the point of space jumping. I only took a few months to get my good apprentice!
Haha, it is getting closer to my old Dian's Gulan Star counterattack plan!
He walked over in the clouds, took a photo of Qin Lan under the quilt, and said: Wife, I'll go out first, and I'll be with you when I come back!
Qin Lan felt very aggrieved. Although she had been scolding Chen Yunzhong, she still wanted him to accompany her here. After all, she had become his woman. When she heard him say she had something to go out, she felt very uncomfortable and said angrily: I have seen many stinky men like you, and I want to escape after eating them all!
Chen Yunzhong said seriously: A friend of mine had an accident, I want to save her quickly and come back to explain to you.
Qin Lan didn't feel like she was lying when she heard Chen Yunzhong's tone, but she just couldn't help but feel embarrassed. She twisted her head inside and ignored Chen Yunzhong.
I was too lazy to talk nonsense in the clouds, and after a space jumped, the figure disappeared from the room.
Qin Lan felt a wave of air flashing, and there was a bit of flying sand and rocks. She couldn't help but look back and found that it suddenly disappeared in the clouds. The bedroom door was still locked and the window was also closed!
Qin Lan was shocked. Is this bastard really a god in Chen Yun? No wonder I could predict that my friend was in danger! But, what kind of friend is that? I'm afraid he's a girlfriend! satyr! ...
Today Qianqian and Ji Yayan went to buy tickets for Yixueman concerts. However, this time they were lucky, they actually met a scalper who was stocking up. However, the scalper was too greedy and actually sold it for 5 times the price. That was nearly 30,000 yuan per Ah!
The two women looked at each other, rolled their eyes together, and said in a sympathetic manner, let’s forget it, this is a house of one square meter, and you can work hard for half a year less!
After walking twice, I found that the lengthy team had increased instead of decreasing. Qianqian and Ji Yayan finally gave up. Isn’t it just a concert?Isn’t it the same to watch live TV?And you don’t have to spend a penny!
After having supper in a restaurant, the two went to the bar again, trying to vent their depression, but they were stared at by two silver sticks.
Silver Stick A: These two girls are just right Ah, how about it?
Silver Stick B: Hehe, the heroes have similar views, where can they do it?
Silver Stick A: Do you remember that girl last time?We were fucked by her family and didn't dare to call the police. It would be better to use the same trick again, right?
Silver Stick B: I just don’t know that these two girls can’t live together. If that happens, we can still do it in a different way, hehe!
Silver Stick A: You can touch their keys first, or we won’t be able to get in Ah.
Silver Stick B: Why is it that I will go to get the key this time?You haven't given me the money for the last time to get the keys!
Silver Stick A: You have good skills, it’s best if you choose it first later, I want the rest!
But I thought to myself, what’s the best to choose from?
Silver Stick B: That’s about the same!...
In this way, the two silver sticks followed Qianqian and Ji Yayan to their residence. To be on the safe side, the two silver sticks waited outside for more than ten minutes before entering.
Little did they know that Qianqian turned on the computer and sent a helping signal to Chen Yunzhong in time. If the two guys followed into the house immediately from the beginning, maybe they might really succeed.
The two silver sticks opened the door timidly. The sound of the door was heard by Ji Yayan in the living room. He couldn't help but turn his head and see two extremely vulgar guys entering the house. Ji Yayan's first reaction was to shout: Qianqian, there is a robber, call the police quickly.
Qianqian, who was surfing the Internet, was a little panicked. When he heard Ji Yayan's trembling voice, he felt that it didn't look fake, but how could he call the police?
As he trembled, he actually clicked on the avatar in the clouds and entered a distress signal as if he was alive.
Two silver sticks screamed and pounced on them. One silver stick pressed against Ji Yayan with a dagger, while the other pounced directly into the bedroom, knocked Qianqian's cell phone off, and unplugged the computer.
But Pity Qianqian only sent out the SOS. The 110 number on the phone had just dialed out and had not pressed the dial button.
Ji Yayan and Qianqian almost cried, watching the two gangsters tied them up.
Ji Yayan said: Qianqian, have you called the police?
Qianqian said with a sad face: I almost reported it, and the number was pressed, but I didn't dial it out... But I sent a distress signal to the guy Zhuhe Caiqiao.
Ji Yayan was so anxious that she almost cried: What is the use of light signal tube?He is not a god, does he know our address?Even if we knew our address, we would have been...
Qianqian glanced at the two big silver sticks that were drooling, and said in a trembling voice: Two uncles, what do you want to do?
The two silver sticks looked at each other and laughed loudly. The silver stick said in a daze: Uncle?Haha, I like this title, the uncle just bullies the good girl!What to do?Of course, it's just a fuck you, otherwise why should we brothers work so hard?It cost my brother more than ten yuan to get the keys. The prices are getting more and more expensive now, and the cost of rape in the house is getting higher and higher!
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were frightened by these rude and barbaric words, and were so scared that they were so scared that they closed their eyes in despair....
At this time, a voice that sounded like a god in Zai Qianqian and Ji Yayan sounded: Those two stupid pigs, when is it your turn to do it?If you want to do it, I will do it!
This voice also speaks rudely and savagely, but it sounds like a natural sound to Qianqian and Ji Yayan!
The four people turned their heads at the same time. They saw an ordinary, neither tall nor handsome man standing there. The door was not open and the window was not moved. The guy seemed to be there out of thin air.
Qianqian screamed in surprise: Are you crossing the river Caiqiao?
Chen Yun smiled and said: It's me, my wife!
Qianqian didn't feel like she was eaten tofu, but she was very surprised. She was a little too short of her mind. How could he appear here less than a minute after sending the signal?
Qianqian murmured: Cai Qiao, are you a god?
Chen Yunzhong said: Haha, if you want to go back to my wife, I am not a god, but I saw my wife’s help signal and knew that you were in danger. In order to save my wife, my small universe broke out, so I appeared here through time and space transfer. Hehe, is it romantic? Don’t be afraid, wives, kill these two later, let’s be intimate!
Qianqian and Ji Yayan were immediately confused when they heard this. Although this man looked ordinary, his performance was simply too MAN!
The two silver sticks laughed strangely, and the silver stick said: Bah!The explosion of the small universe?He***, this is the first time I have heard this statement.If you can transfer time and space, I can travel around the universe!