Chapter 293

Murong Xuehang nodded and began to say, "The husband and wife lie down at night, and the wife holds her husband's yang and says: Everyone has a symbol, but this thing has no good reputation, so you can give him a number."

The husband said: The false one is called Mr. Jiao, and the true one should remove the word "六子" and call him "六子".

The woman said: Since this is a gentleman, there is a house here, so please come and sit down.

After the clouds and rain were over, the next morning, my wife ate her husband with chicken wine.The husband laughed and said: I know you are thankful to Mr. I want to ask you how is your husband?

The wife said: Mr. I am very kind, but I think he is a little weak and has no temperament.

After Murong Xuehang finished speaking, he saw that most of the sisters were tense and very serious. Although several sisters seemed to be happy after hearing this, they tried their best to hold it back, so they had to sigh and said: Liu Lang's family is not talented, and they have failed!Willing to be punished.

After saying that, she picked up the wine glass and first punished herself, then smiled and unbuttoned her coat. Because the weather was a little cold recently, she wore an extra layer of midsuit inside, which was flawless, setting off her beautiful and enchanting waist.

Liulang nodded and said: Just accept the punishment, let’s continue.

Baorimingmei said: OK, it’s my turn, sisters support Ah!

Someone went to a living room to meet with the owner. When a servant came out of tea, he had no clothes on his body, only two pieces of tiles. He tied his waist and crotch with a rope, covering his lower body in front and back to wish the owner angrily said: There is a guest in the hall, why is this slave wearing thick clothes? How can it be?Go and change into soft clothes, so you can meet the guests.

The servant agreed to go.

After a while, the servant would disintegrate and tie two lotus leaves out on his lower body.After seeing this, the guest said to the host: The consumption in Zun Mansion is too luxurious, and it may not be suitable for home.

The owner said: My home is not luxurious.

The guest said: Don’t say anything else, it’s just that your servant has thick clothes and soft clothes. Wouldn’t it be even more luxurious if anything else?

The master said: When this servant came to my house, we made an appointment first: He went to his house for dinner, and I just cared about his clothes.If you refuse to wear another set of makeup for him, how can you keep him?

After the talk, Bao Rimingmei said sadly: Sisters, don’t you support your sister?Alas, I really have no connections.

Baori Mingmei had to drink a cup of her own and then untied her clothes.

The next one is Long Lan. When the two sisters failed, Long Lan seized the time to think hard, and finally found a joke that he was more satisfied with: someone who was soaked in ramie in the river port was stolen.

A woman squatted down to clean her clothes, and her hair was very long underneath. She immersed herself in Hanoi, and after pouring her water, she returned home.

The person who lost the rami and looked at the water traces, and suspected that the woman stole it and scolded her endlessly.

The woman could not tell the difference, so she cut off her hair angrily and burned it with fire.

When the neighbor was looking for a chicken, he suddenly heard the smell of hair next door, and he was wronged to eat it.

The two sides shouted and cursed, and the more they were wronged.

The woman Siduo was left with trouble because of the object, so she dug out the knife and threw it into the middle of the street.

When two tolls arrested the prisoner, he kicked the object and looked carefully, and said, "It's another life."Why did the monk climb down and be cut off here by someone?

After Long Lan finished speaking, someone couldn't help but giggle. Long Lan said with sharp eyes: Sixth Master, Sister Yuchan smiled.

Liulang smiled and said: Slut, there is no way, just admit your gambling and accept the loss.

Zhu Yuchan continued to smile and said: Just take it off. Sister Lan said it is funny. I am fair to others, unlike them who hold their laughter in their stomachs.

As he said that, he also removed the coat, because the weather was colder, no spring was leaked.

Miao Xueyan stood up and hugged everyone and said: List as sisters, please take care of them.

A man wanted to steal his daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law explained to her mother-in-law, and her mother-in-law said: If you hide tonight, I have my own place.

I went to the bed of my daughter-in-law and put out the fire to wait for it.The old man arrived late at night and thought that his wife was very happy.After finishing, the mother-in-law scolded: I'm a kid, I'll get a bed tonight. How can I be so happy!

After Miao Xueyan finished speaking, Zhu Yuchan was the only one who giggled. Miao Xueyan couldn't help but say: Sister Yuchan, I really thank you Ah.

According to the rules, Zhu Yuchan lost another piece of clothing.

Zi Ruoer said: Mulan joined the army... One day when the menstruation came, she was about to change the sanitary napkin when a shell suddenly came.

She fainted, and when she woke up, she was already on the operating table. The doctor said, "Are you okay?"

Mulan said: What's wrong?I'm fine, is this still okay?It's okay if the lifeblood is blown away?

The doctor said: But it’s okay now!

Mulan said, what's wrong?

I've sewed it all for you!

Liulang said: Xiao Ruoer, that heroine is so ridiculed by you.

Seeing that all the sisters were not laughing, even Zhu Yuchan didn't help him, he had to punish him and take off his clothes!

The joke told by Concubine Bai Yun: The wife asked her husband to buy loofah, and the husband waited at the door.After a while, a leek seller came and advised him to buy it. He said: I want to buy loofah.

The seller of leeks said: Luffa is impotence yang, and leeks are enhancing yang. Why don’t those who strengthen yang buy ones but want to buy ones that strengthen yang?

When the wife heard it at home, she shouted loudly to her husband: I can’t wait for the loofah, so I bought the leeks.

Bai Xuefei's joke: There was a teacher in the old days, who could be said to be a false Taoist scholar.

On the night when the teacher got married in his thirties, the guest left and gave a big lecture to the bride.

It is all about women's three obediences and four virtues, such as starvation and death, and the loss of integrity, especially the most obscene thing between men and women, which is the most obscene thing, etc.

After hearing the teacher's words, the bride kept silent, only caring about taking off her clothes and going to bed.

Shortly after the bride fell asleep, the teacher took the initiative to approach the bride and said: I really want to do the most obscene thing with you now!

The two sisters also did not win the favor of all the sisters, and they also accepted the gambling and accepted the loss.

As a talented woman of a generation, Sima Ziyan also thought hard: there were three brothers in the past, and they often had troubles.

One day, the boss said: We are brothers, and we are sorry for our dead parents even if we make noise all day long. We are also very upset.

Both younger brothers said: Yes, yes, brothers ask you the closest thing. From now on, we must live in harmony. We can only make up for the state, not to destroy the state. If anyone deliberately twists his strength, he will be punished to treat him!

The next morning, the boss said, do you know?Last night, the well at the east end of the street was stolen by the Xitou people.

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The second brother was about to say: That's not true!

Suddenly I remembered yesterday’s agreement and quickly changed my words and said: That’s right!I couldn't blame it in the middle of the night when I heard the sound of "sighs" on the street. At first, I thought it was flooding, but later I realized that it was stealing the well.

The third brother stumbled his neck and said: It's pure nonsense!Will someone steal the well?

The boss said: Look, it’s a mess again!dinner!

The third brother had to go back to the house to withdraw money.

After hearing this, the wife asked the third brother to go to the kang to cover the quilt and let her go to give the money.

When I met the boss, I said: Brother Ah, your third brother had a stomachache when he went back to the house and actually gave birth to a child. He was in the confinement period, so I sent the money for him.

The boss said: My sister-in-law is talking nonsense, how can men have children?

The third sister-in-law said: Brother, you are having a quarrel, so don’t invite anyone, just give me a try!

The story told by Pan Feng: A woman had a private relationship with her neighbor at night. Her husband bumped back and the neighbor jumped into the window to escape. The husband picked up the neighbor's shoes, scolded his wife angrily, and said: Wait until dawn, recognize the shoes before you settle the score with you!

Just sleep with your shoes.

The wife used her husband's shoes to pack when she was sleeping well, and the doctor didn't know.When I woke up in the morning, I scolded my wife again.The wife said: You can see if you recognize the shoes.

When my husband saw that it was his shoes, he regretted it: I blamed you wrongly. It turned out that it was me who jumped out of the window last night.

Neither of them succeeded in winning laughter, so they had to drink a penalty and take off their clothes.

Zhu Yuchan’s joke: In ancient times, there was a great king named King Zhou. A minister admired the beautiful and charming breasts of Queen Zhou very much, but he knew that the price of molesting the queen was death.

He told King Zhou's imperial physician his secret.The imperial physician promised to help him realize his wish. As a price, the minister promised to pay the imperial physician a thousand gold.

So, the imperial doctor prepared a kind of itchy water.

One day, while the queen was taking a bath, she applied itchy water on the queen's breast.

After the queen put on her clothes, she felt her chest itchy.King Zhou hurriedly sent the imperial doctor to see the queen.

The imperial doctor said this was a strange disease. To relieve itch, he had to use one person's saliva and let the person lick the queen's chest for an hour.This person is the minister.

King Zhou urgently told the ministers to come to the palace to treat the queen.The imperial doctor had already put the itch-relieving medicine in the minister's mouth.

So, the minister finally realized his long-lasting wish and licked the queen's beautiful breast for an hour.

The minister was fully addicted and the queen's illness was cured.When the minister returned home, the imperial physician rushed to ask him for compensation.

The minister was already satisfied, and knew that the imperial doctor would definitely not dare to report the truth to King Zhou, so he wanted to pay his debts.

The imperial doctor left angrily and vowed to pay the price.

So he prepared some itchy water.On that day, he took advantage of King Zhou's bathing and applied itchy water to King Zhou's underwear.

The next day, King Zhou told the minister to enter the palace again...

After Zhu Yuchan's joke, she didn't expect it to be an unprecedented and excellent effect. Except for Zi Ruoer's a little dazed, the other sisters, including Liu Lang, all laughed out loud.

Liu Lang said: The story of slut is really wonderful. Let’s take off one piece of clothing.

Zhu Yuchan said: Sixth Master, why didn’t Ruoer’s sister laugh?

Liulang asked: Xiao Ruoer, why don’t you laugh?

I was distracted just now. My father had a concubine in front of me. In order to please my father, she used this trick. It was just that she applied itchy medicine to her chest and deceived my father to relieve itchy. I was still young at that time. I remember that my mother had a quarrel with my father about this. I won’t say anything anymore. Now they are gone, so I won’t let everyone be sad with me.