Liulang said: Then don’t think about those things in the past. We are rarely happy today. Although Xiao Ruoer didn’t laugh, the story of slut is really good. Just drink a drink together and let’s do it together!
Zhu Yuluan’s story: A, B and C went to Beijing to take the exam together. Halfway through, they saw a sign with the words: The turtle that predicted the unknown.
The three of them felt very curious and went in together to find out.
In the tent under the sign, there was a small lifter covered with red cloth, with a small turtle on it, and behind the table was an old woman with wrinkles.
The old woman said: This is a turtle that is not sure. If you want to know something, just ask.
A said: How many sheep do I raise?
The old woman said a few words to the turtle, and the turtle stretched its head in and out, and repeated it thirty-three times.
The turtle said you have raised thirty-three sheep.
The old woman said.
A was very excited because the turtle completely answered correctly.
How many children do I have?
A certain B asked.
The old woman muttered a few more words to the turtle, and it also made another move to stretch its head, doing it eleven times.
It says you have eleven children.
The old woman said.
After hearing this, B nodded frequently, and the little turtle completely answered correctly.
Finally, it was C's turn. He didn't believe in evil and insisted on asking a difficult question to test the turtle. He said: What is my wife doing now?
C asked this question proudly, and he thought to himself that it would definitely not be able to answer it now.
The old woman translated it to the little turtle as usual.
At this time, the little turtle slowly got up, then worked very hard to lie back on the table, constantly waving its limbs.
After the talk, seeing that my sister was not as successful as she had to wear a loose dress and untied her belt.
Tie Xinlan’s story: There is someone who likes quietness, but his family’s neighbor is the bronze smith shop and the neighbor is the blacksmith shop on the right.
The two shops are knocking and hitting all day long, and the noise is annoying.
He said to people: If two stores move, I would pay for a banquet for the owner.
One day, the bosses of the two families said to him: We are moving.
He was very happy and immediately invited them to have a meal.
After drinking, he asked: Where are you moving?
The copper smith said: I moved to the blacksmith shop.
The blacksmith said: I moved to the coppersmith shop.
Lan Liu’s story: When an official takes office, everyone is in charge of the meeting.The official ordered: Anyone who steals his wife will stand west, and those who do not steal will stand east.
An old man hurried to the west head and suddenly ran over the east again.The official asked: What is this saying?
The old man knelt down and said: I have never been told by the master, and I don’t know where to stand if I steal my sister-in-law?
Zhang Luhua’s story: Once upon a time, someone’s wife accidentally fell into the river and drowned, but the body was not found.
The man followed the river upstream to search for his wife's body.
One of his friends felt puzzled when they saw it and advised him to search downstream of the river.
You don't know, that's not found.
The man who died said without any sorrow.
She is a person who is unreasonable when she is alive and loves to oppose others, and often faces others. Therefore, after she dies, her body must be going upstream.
Su Ji's story: Once upon a time, an emperor wanted to try whether the monks in the temple love sex or not. The emperor came to the temple and tied the waists of the little monk and the old monk with a small drum, standing in a row, the old monks and the young monks in a row.
A beautiful woman in front of me took off all her clothes, and she heard the sound of the little monk constantly while the old monk didn't sound. The emperor said that the old monk was not lustful and rewarded ten thousand taels of gold.
Later, when the old monk was unloading the drums, the drums of the old monk were all holes!
None of the four people succeeded. Although some stories were good, the sisters wanted to hold back the laughter, so the four people had to take off their clothes one after another. Fortunately, several charcoal stoves were lit indoors, and the roast was as warm as spring. Even if they were all stripped, they would not feel cold.
Finally, it was Bai Feng Huáng's turn.
There were two brothers who planted several acres of millet together.
The millet was ripe and was about to be harvested, the brother said to his younger brother: Let’s talk about how to divide it first.I might as well collect the upper half of the millet, and you can collect the lower half.
My younger brother agreed without hesitation.
When I saw my brother happily carrying the big bundles of ears of grain home, my younger brother was indignant when he faced the piles of millet root poles.
The brother stepped forward and enlightened his younger brother: It doesn’t matter. Wait until next year, you will get the upper part and I will accept the lower part. Isn’t it the same?
As soon as the next spring was beginning, my younger brother repeatedly urged my older brother to sow the seeds as soon as possible. My older brother discussed with me: Let’s plant taro this year.
After the talk was finished, when they saw that all the sisters were indifferent, Bai Feng Huáng added: I am really not good at telling stories.
Liulang said: Although Sister Bai is as beautiful as an immortal, she really lacks talent in this regard. You still have to work harder. You still have to take off this clothes and drink wine.
Bai Feng Huáng blushed slightly because when she was laughing at Zhu Yuchan just now, she had already taken off a coat. This time she took off the soft moon white shirt. The moon white brocade bellyband inside, and a pair of round and tall jade peaks were proudly bulging inside the bellyband. The greedy Liulang swallowed his saliva.
After one round of competition, the clothes on his wife were reduced. Looking at the fat and thin half-naked body of his wife, Liulang couldn't help but make the suggestion of sleeping with his big quilt, and wanted to press down on his wife one by one and comfort him hard.
After the second round of competition, several beautiful wives were naked. In the last moment, Bai Feng did not hold the position. Although she still had a pair of white satin leggings, the moon-white silk bellyband had been forcibly taken off by Liu Lang. After all, as the eldest sister of these sisters, even if she was shy, she could not violate the rules of the game.
Bai Feng blushed with pink face, and a jade arm was horizontally placed on her chest, covering the two bright red spots on her plain chest.
Liulang cleared his throat and said: Dear wives, because Sister Bai will be traveling far tomorrow, I will take extra care of her tonight. Due to the great magical skills of Liu Ye, I am afraid that Sister Bai will not be able to resist the sharpness of Liu Ye’s artifact alone, so I find two of you to help Sister Bai. Who would be willing to Ah?
As soon as Liulang finished speaking, he listed his wife as a beautiful wife and expressed his opinion, we are all willing!
Liulang said in embarrassment: But!If you come, some...
Liulang turned his face and looked at Bai Feng Huáng and asked: Sister Bai, can you accept that they are all here?
Bai Feng Huáng hurriedly said: Not very good... Didn't I say that there are so many people, I'm not used to it for a while, at most two...
After saying that, her face flushed and she lowered her head shyly.
Liulang nodded and said with a look of distress: But who should I let you do?Or you can choose two by yourself.
Bai Feng Huáng agreed happily, but before she could speak, Murong Xuehang said: Liulang, this may not be suitable for Ah!Look at the sisters are so enthusiastic. If Sister Bai is asked to choose by herself, the sisters who are not selected will definitely feel unfair. Let me come up with a fairer way.
Bai Feng Huáng asked: What is the best way for Sister Hang? Just tell me it and listen.
Murong Xuehangdao: I wrote the names of all my sisters on paper and spread them on the table. Sister Bai used the method of drawing lots to catch whoever she caught, okay?
The sisters all agreed: Good Ah!This is fair.
Bai Feng Huáng thought about it and thought it was fair, so he nodded and agreed.
So Murong Xuehang took the pen and ink, wrote down the names of the sisters present on each piece of paper, and then grouped them one by one and placed them in front of Bai Feng Huáng, saying: Sister Bai, let's start.
Bai Feng Huáng was still a little worried. It would be okay if the person selected was someone else. If he chose Concubine Yun and Concubine Xue, he would let them sleep with him and do such a turbulent thing with Liu Lang, it would be a bit boring.
But under the urging of the sisters, Bai Feng Huáng still stretched out his hand and touched the first piece of paper on the left. He hesitated for a moment, changed to the second piece, and then picked it up. Under the urging of Liulang, he slowly opened the piece of paper. The three words "Snow Concubine Bai" were clearly written on the unfolded rice paper. Liulang smiled and said: Very good!
But I saw Bai Feng Huáng's beautiful face flushed with shame. This... Liu Lang is a little unpleasant, right?
Liulang said: What's wrong with this?Although Concubine Xue is your niece, she is also my wife now. We are the couple who share the same bed, so you can teach her.
Bai Feng Huáng blushed and smiled bitterly: How could it be such a coincidence?
Liulang smiled evilly and said to himself: It’s a coincidence that is still behind.
Murong Xuehang said to Concubine Bai Xue: Congratulations, Congratulations!
Concubine Bai Xue was also a little restrained and smiled embarrassedly, saying: Sister Hang, you may be the next one.
Murong Xuehangdao: Not necessarily, it depends on luck. Sister Bai, hurry up and catch it.
Bai Feng Huáng nodded and said: OK then.
She stretched out her jade hand and touched the paper balls again, because the second person on the left just now touched the name of Concubine Bai Xue. This time she subconsciously grabbed the second cob on the right. After she grabbed it, she couldn't wait to open it. The three words "Concubine Bai Yun" in Murong Xuehang's correct small calligraphy are still on it.
Bai Feng Huáng said awkwardly: Why is it such a coincidence?Sister Hang, are you wrong?
Murong Xuehang sighed: Sister Bai, you caught it with your own hands, how can you be wrong?In fact, there is nothing wrong with letting Concubine Yun and Concubine Xue accompany you. You are a family again. Kiss and affectionately, lovingly, everyone is envious, okay!Let's just like that, let's send Sister Bai and the others into the bridal chamber.
Murong Xuehang giggled and pushed Bai Feng Huáng to Liulang. Liulang could not bear it anymore and picked up the saint of Feng Huáng in the waist and walked towards the bedroom.
Zhu Yuluan’s story: A, B and C went to Beijing to take the exam together. Halfway through, they saw a sign with the words: The turtle that predicted the unknown.
The three of them felt very curious and went in together to find out.
In the tent under the sign, there was a small lifter covered with red cloth, with a small turtle on it, and behind the table was an old woman with wrinkles.
The old woman said: This is a turtle that is not sure. If you want to know something, just ask.
A said: How many sheep do I raise?
The old woman said a few words to the turtle, and the turtle stretched its head in and out, and repeated it thirty-three times.
The turtle said you have raised thirty-three sheep.
The old woman said.
A was very excited because the turtle completely answered correctly.
How many children do I have?
A certain B asked.
The old woman muttered a few more words to the turtle, and it also made another move to stretch its head, doing it eleven times.
It says you have eleven children.
The old woman said.
After hearing this, B nodded frequently, and the little turtle completely answered correctly.
Finally, it was C's turn. He didn't believe in evil and insisted on asking a difficult question to test the turtle. He said: What is my wife doing now?
C asked this question proudly, and he thought to himself that it would definitely not be able to answer it now.
The old woman translated it to the little turtle as usual.
At this time, the little turtle slowly got up, then worked very hard to lie back on the table, constantly waving its limbs.
After the talk, seeing that my sister was not as successful as she had to wear a loose dress and untied her belt.
Tie Xinlan’s story: There is someone who likes quietness, but his family’s neighbor is the bronze smith shop and the neighbor is the blacksmith shop on the right.
The two shops are knocking and hitting all day long, and the noise is annoying.
He said to people: If two stores move, I would pay for a banquet for the owner.
One day, the bosses of the two families said to him: We are moving.
He was very happy and immediately invited them to have a meal.
After drinking, he asked: Where are you moving?
The copper smith said: I moved to the blacksmith shop.
The blacksmith said: I moved to the coppersmith shop.
Lan Liu’s story: When an official takes office, everyone is in charge of the meeting.The official ordered: Anyone who steals his wife will stand west, and those who do not steal will stand east.
An old man hurried to the west head and suddenly ran over the east again.The official asked: What is this saying?
The old man knelt down and said: I have never been told by the master, and I don’t know where to stand if I steal my sister-in-law?
Zhang Luhua’s story: Once upon a time, someone’s wife accidentally fell into the river and drowned, but the body was not found.
The man followed the river upstream to search for his wife's body.
One of his friends felt puzzled when they saw it and advised him to search downstream of the river.
You don't know, that's not found.
The man who died said without any sorrow.
She is a person who is unreasonable when she is alive and loves to oppose others, and often faces others. Therefore, after she dies, her body must be going upstream.
Su Ji's story: Once upon a time, an emperor wanted to try whether the monks in the temple love sex or not. The emperor came to the temple and tied the waists of the little monk and the old monk with a small drum, standing in a row, the old monks and the young monks in a row.
A beautiful woman in front of me took off all her clothes, and she heard the sound of the little monk constantly while the old monk didn't sound. The emperor said that the old monk was not lustful and rewarded ten thousand taels of gold.
Later, when the old monk was unloading the drums, the drums of the old monk were all holes!
None of the four people succeeded. Although some stories were good, the sisters wanted to hold back the laughter, so the four people had to take off their clothes one after another. Fortunately, several charcoal stoves were lit indoors, and the roast was as warm as spring. Even if they were all stripped, they would not feel cold.
Finally, it was Bai Feng Huáng's turn.
There were two brothers who planted several acres of millet together.
The millet was ripe and was about to be harvested, the brother said to his younger brother: Let’s talk about how to divide it first.I might as well collect the upper half of the millet, and you can collect the lower half.
My younger brother agreed without hesitation.
When I saw my brother happily carrying the big bundles of ears of grain home, my younger brother was indignant when he faced the piles of millet root poles.
The brother stepped forward and enlightened his younger brother: It doesn’t matter. Wait until next year, you will get the upper part and I will accept the lower part. Isn’t it the same?
As soon as the next spring was beginning, my younger brother repeatedly urged my older brother to sow the seeds as soon as possible. My older brother discussed with me: Let’s plant taro this year.
After the talk was finished, when they saw that all the sisters were indifferent, Bai Feng Huáng added: I am really not good at telling stories.
Liulang said: Although Sister Bai is as beautiful as an immortal, she really lacks talent in this regard. You still have to work harder. You still have to take off this clothes and drink wine.
Bai Feng Huáng blushed slightly because when she was laughing at Zhu Yuchan just now, she had already taken off a coat. This time she took off the soft moon white shirt. The moon white brocade bellyband inside, and a pair of round and tall jade peaks were proudly bulging inside the bellyband. The greedy Liulang swallowed his saliva.
After one round of competition, the clothes on his wife were reduced. Looking at the fat and thin half-naked body of his wife, Liulang couldn't help but make the suggestion of sleeping with his big quilt, and wanted to press down on his wife one by one and comfort him hard.
After the second round of competition, several beautiful wives were naked. In the last moment, Bai Feng did not hold the position. Although she still had a pair of white satin leggings, the moon-white silk bellyband had been forcibly taken off by Liu Lang. After all, as the eldest sister of these sisters, even if she was shy, she could not violate the rules of the game.
Bai Feng blushed with pink face, and a jade arm was horizontally placed on her chest, covering the two bright red spots on her plain chest.
Liulang cleared his throat and said: Dear wives, because Sister Bai will be traveling far tomorrow, I will take extra care of her tonight. Due to the great magical skills of Liu Ye, I am afraid that Sister Bai will not be able to resist the sharpness of Liu Ye’s artifact alone, so I find two of you to help Sister Bai. Who would be willing to Ah?
As soon as Liulang finished speaking, he listed his wife as a beautiful wife and expressed his opinion, we are all willing!
Liulang said in embarrassment: But!If you come, some...
Liulang turned his face and looked at Bai Feng Huáng and asked: Sister Bai, can you accept that they are all here?
Bai Feng Huáng hurriedly said: Not very good... Didn't I say that there are so many people, I'm not used to it for a while, at most two...
After saying that, her face flushed and she lowered her head shyly.
Liulang nodded and said with a look of distress: But who should I let you do?Or you can choose two by yourself.
Bai Feng Huáng agreed happily, but before she could speak, Murong Xuehang said: Liulang, this may not be suitable for Ah!Look at the sisters are so enthusiastic. If Sister Bai is asked to choose by herself, the sisters who are not selected will definitely feel unfair. Let me come up with a fairer way.
Bai Feng Huáng asked: What is the best way for Sister Hang? Just tell me it and listen.
Murong Xuehangdao: I wrote the names of all my sisters on paper and spread them on the table. Sister Bai used the method of drawing lots to catch whoever she caught, okay?
The sisters all agreed: Good Ah!This is fair.
Bai Feng Huáng thought about it and thought it was fair, so he nodded and agreed.
So Murong Xuehang took the pen and ink, wrote down the names of the sisters present on each piece of paper, and then grouped them one by one and placed them in front of Bai Feng Huáng, saying: Sister Bai, let's start.
Bai Feng Huáng was still a little worried. It would be okay if the person selected was someone else. If he chose Concubine Yun and Concubine Xue, he would let them sleep with him and do such a turbulent thing with Liu Lang, it would be a bit boring.
But under the urging of the sisters, Bai Feng Huáng still stretched out his hand and touched the first piece of paper on the left. He hesitated for a moment, changed to the second piece, and then picked it up. Under the urging of Liulang, he slowly opened the piece of paper. The three words "Snow Concubine Bai" were clearly written on the unfolded rice paper. Liulang smiled and said: Very good!
But I saw Bai Feng Huáng's beautiful face flushed with shame. This... Liu Lang is a little unpleasant, right?
Liulang said: What's wrong with this?Although Concubine Xue is your niece, she is also my wife now. We are the couple who share the same bed, so you can teach her.
Bai Feng Huáng blushed and smiled bitterly: How could it be such a coincidence?
Liulang smiled evilly and said to himself: It’s a coincidence that is still behind.
Murong Xuehang said to Concubine Bai Xue: Congratulations, Congratulations!
Concubine Bai Xue was also a little restrained and smiled embarrassedly, saying: Sister Hang, you may be the next one.
Murong Xuehangdao: Not necessarily, it depends on luck. Sister Bai, hurry up and catch it.
Bai Feng Huáng nodded and said: OK then.
She stretched out her jade hand and touched the paper balls again, because the second person on the left just now touched the name of Concubine Bai Xue. This time she subconsciously grabbed the second cob on the right. After she grabbed it, she couldn't wait to open it. The three words "Concubine Bai Yun" in Murong Xuehang's correct small calligraphy are still on it.
Bai Feng Huáng said awkwardly: Why is it such a coincidence?Sister Hang, are you wrong?
Murong Xuehang sighed: Sister Bai, you caught it with your own hands, how can you be wrong?In fact, there is nothing wrong with letting Concubine Yun and Concubine Xue accompany you. You are a family again. Kiss and affectionately, lovingly, everyone is envious, okay!Let's just like that, let's send Sister Bai and the others into the bridal chamber.
Murong Xuehang giggled and pushed Bai Feng Huáng to Liulang. Liulang could not bear it anymore and picked up the saint of Feng Huáng in the waist and walked towards the bedroom.
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