After seeing off Ma Yide, Hou Dao felt that he had accomplished a major task.
Because he wanted to chat with Yin Rou alone when he saw her today
If Ma Yide left first, wouldn’t he create opportunities for him?
Isn’t it a god-given opportunity for him to catch a beautiful girl?
While thinking about these bad ideas, Hou Dao returned to Yixiang Pavilion.
Yin Rou sat there with a smile. When she saw him coming back, she smiled and said to him: Teacher Ma is a pretty good home lover! Hou Dao, you should learn too! Call Xiao Di to avoid her caring about you like her eldest sister (Teacher Ma’s wife)…
He was shocked: What does it mean?
Is she laughing at Ma Yide and afraid of his wife?
Did she know what grudges were between him and Di Lili?
Does she know about Professor Zhuang and Di Lili?
He couldn't guess the true meaning of Yin Rou Gang's words for a while, so he smiled and said: Yes, yes, Teacher Ma is a kind and reliable person like me!
Stop being poor, call Xiao Di! Stop her being anxious. Her charming face suddenly wrote seriousness, which made him feel a little trembling.
Although this woman looks beautiful and has a weak personality, she looks quite intimidating!
Yes, yes, I call, I call! But, you didn't give it to... He said, took out his cell phone and dialed Di Lili's cell phone, but the prompt sound kept reporting that the phone you called was turned off, so he called the landline again, and no one answered it
Needless to say, they went out together after being happy
Yin Rou did not call Zhuang Dexiang, but looked at him calling, and his expression seemed calm and natural.
After Houdao put away the phone, they drank a few more bottles of beer.
He didn't drink much and he got drunk soon
Moreover, he has no alcoholic virtue and loses his image when drinking. Not only does he make his face turn red and his neck thick, but he also speaks very freely after drinking.
But her alcohol tolerance was a bit beyond his expectations
After drinking a few bottles, she was not drunk at all except for the slight redness on her face.
However, she changed her image as a lady who had not spoken just now and started chatting with him in a vast world, without any intention of admitting defeat.
Yin Rou talked to him some interesting stories
She told him her somewhat vicissitudes of history in one breath, and finally fell on the table and started crying.
For men, women's crying is no less than atomic bomb's nuclear weapon
It is difficult for any man to not feel pity in the face of the crying (tears) of the woman he likes, and it is difficult for him not to feel pity for the fragrance and jade.
Seeing Yin Rou crying, Hou Dao also felt pity for his beauty
With the help of alcohol, he patted her shoulders like taking care of her little sister, and then wiped her tears while saying some comforting words to coax her.
Although he knew that what Yin Rou said at this moment might not be true, his close friend felt pity after drinking, which made him believe her without hesitation, and acted as her listener without complaint, and tried his best to integrate him into her emotions.
After a while, Yin Rou said happily that she hadn't chatted with someone so happily for a long time.
She said that even Zhuang Dexiang would not know these growth experiences.
He was shocked when he heard this. He didn't expect that the couple had these secrets to hide from each other. He didn't expect that she actually revealed the secrets of her heart in front of him.
While comforting her, he sighed sincerely
In his eyes, she was a noble lady who lived a wealthy life and had a high social status. How could she have those difficulties?
How could she be so eager to find a soulmate?
Yin Rou was very excited to see him listening to her speech so seriously and asked him to drink a few more bottles with her.
His stomach was already bulging and he couldn't continue drinking, so he refused to say he couldn't drink it.
She said to him a little angrily: How come you look like a man? A man needs to have capacity and can hold everything, including wine! Isn’t it just a few bottles of beer? Is a big man still afraid of a few bottles of beer?
There is really no way, men are most afraid of women saying that they can't do it
Although he was drinking, he didn't want women to look down on him, especially his favorite teacher's wife looked down on him.
So he sucked the bullet and drank a few bottles
When he couldn't stand it, he went to the bathroom to vomit secretly
When he looked in the mirror, he found that his face was red, scarlet and scarlet like a monkey's butt
But the wine was drunk and understood. Hou Dao knew in his heart that he had drunk high, so he held a little cold water and wiped it on his face so that the wine could wake up as soon as possible so that he could feel better.
After returning to Yixiang Pavilion, Yin Rou couldn't help laughing when she saw his blushing face.
Maybe she drank a little high, too!
She actually said his face was as blushed as a monkey's butt
He took the opportunity to talk to the wine: What does it mean to be like a monkey's butt? If it is like a woman's butt!
She immediately smiled and pointed at him and said: You are lustful, you will go crazy and say lustful words after drinking! Take advantage of the beauty!
Hearing her say that, he replied with a smile: "Wine and color are connected! I miss the beauty so crazy that I can have fun drinking. I have a beautiful woman in front of me, and I will not be drunk without being drunk...
She looked at him and scolded him and said: Everyone said you should be kind to be kind, you are not kind at all, you usually dress like a gentleman, but in fact you are full of bad things...
He deliberately twisted her words: The beauty said she wanted Houdao for sex. My Houdao is still very kind. I pretended to be like (mentor Zhuang Dexiang). She is not a gentleman. Not only is she full of bad water, but she also has a lot of ink...
Seeing that he was so silly and so yellow, she blushed and scolded him and said: "It's too late!" You even take advantage of your master's wife! Do you think you should be punished?"
He blushed and tampered with his neck, quibbling: Why? I am willing to punish me!
She immediately smiled and corrected her mistakes and said: It's not willing, but convinced! Do you want to know why you are punished? Let me tell you! Daolang is a little more impulsive, touches someone's hand, and says randomly, and is punished. You say sex in front of the beautiful woman, and it's not okay to be punished. The beauty has to respect you. You have done impulsive things and said impulsive words. Should you be punished?
He was speechless for a moment, thinking about it but still couldn't think of a refutation, so he had to say to her: OK, just punish me! I am...
I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of? Is this a sentence? I will punish you for drinking a bottle of beer if you are OK!
Let me spare me! My face is already drunk like a monkey's butt and then drinking, will my face turn into monkey blood...
Don't talk nonsense! You have to punish me! Who told you to disrespect beauty like this? Who told you to disrespect your master's wife!...
OK, accept the punishment, can you do it? However, I suggest changing the punishment method...
What method do you want to deny it, right?
Not that I just want to...
What do you think?
I want to carry you around this house for a while, instead of punishment!
no!
Then I will carry you for a hundred laps, okay?
Still not! You kid want to take advantage of me!
Then leave the punishment for the future!
No, you will be punished after making mistakes in the future. You must now pay the price for the rogue words you said.
OK, you punish me! As long as you don’t drink, as long as you don’t let people outside the Yixiang Pavilion see it, you can punish me anyway…
You have a stomach full of bad water. In order to prevent all women from being bullied in front of you in the future, you must spit out a stomach full of bad water in front of me today...
What bad water is spitting out? He was at a loss for a moment by such simple and complicated test questions
Usually, when he wants to make up a few humorous words to coax a beautiful woman, he can think of it as long as he uses his brain to think about it.
Now he has to accept the punishment from his master's wife, and it is really hard to spit out a stomach full of bad water in front of her.
This is how people are fucking. Inadvertently, they reveal bad water from their stomachs. It is easy. You have to calm down and spit out all the bad water in their stomachs. Thinking will stagnate. Even if he has any bad water, he can't even say anything wrong.
She kept urging him: either pour out the bad water in his stomach at once, or just drink 3 bottles of wine.
Hou Dao was forced to feel a little overwhelmed, so he asked Yin Rou again: Is it good to change the punishment method?
No! Today I have to govern a man like you who is full of bad water for the sisters in the world...
There is no way, you can't drink wine
He has vomited once, and drinking it will definitely hurt his body
After thinking about it, he decided to spit out all the bad water under her guidance and be a good man in the future
But he still has some concerns, because in this world, men are not bad and women don’t love them, and men don’t have any bad water in their belly. Can they please be loved by beauties?
What's more, he is a veteran, no one can stand it for a long time than those virgins. An experienced veteran cannot lack the love of women.
She also drank a lot of wine and was not afraid of her remaining strength to chase the sexual enemy. She had to force him to pour out the bad water in her stomach.
He had no choice but to say: It's okay to pour bad water, but I have a small request.
What are the requirements? Don’t go too far and you can agree to you!
He thought for a while and said to her: Under the guidance of my master's wife, I can spit out a stomach of bad water. I hope my master's wife will never lose her temper and will tolerate my mistakes, because my stomach of bad water is really too bad...
She stared at him with wide eyes for a while, thinking that he was going around in circles, so she said to him seriously: Don’t go around in circles! As long as you can change your past mistakes, I promise not to lose my temper!
Seeing that she agreed, he took the opportunity to say to her: OK! If you regret it and lose your temper, you will be fined a bottle of wine!
I don’t remember the mistakes of villains. As long as you repent and vomit a stomach full of bad water, I won’t lose my temper. If I violate the rules, I will be willing to accept punishment...
Then let's pull the hook!
Just pull the hook! She stretched out her hand and pulled the hook with him
In the private room of Yixiang Pavilion, he began to sincerely accept her re-education, scraping his stomach for the beauty and spitting out all the bad water he had for the beauty, and then completely revisiting his appearance as a good man
Because he wanted to chat with Yin Rou alone when he saw her today
If Ma Yide left first, wouldn’t he create opportunities for him?
Isn’t it a god-given opportunity for him to catch a beautiful girl?
While thinking about these bad ideas, Hou Dao returned to Yixiang Pavilion.
Yin Rou sat there with a smile. When she saw him coming back, she smiled and said to him: Teacher Ma is a pretty good home lover! Hou Dao, you should learn too! Call Xiao Di to avoid her caring about you like her eldest sister (Teacher Ma’s wife)…
He was shocked: What does it mean?
Is she laughing at Ma Yide and afraid of his wife?
Did she know what grudges were between him and Di Lili?
Does she know about Professor Zhuang and Di Lili?
He couldn't guess the true meaning of Yin Rou Gang's words for a while, so he smiled and said: Yes, yes, Teacher Ma is a kind and reliable person like me!
Stop being poor, call Xiao Di! Stop her being anxious. Her charming face suddenly wrote seriousness, which made him feel a little trembling.
Although this woman looks beautiful and has a weak personality, she looks quite intimidating!
Yes, yes, I call, I call! But, you didn't give it to... He said, took out his cell phone and dialed Di Lili's cell phone, but the prompt sound kept reporting that the phone you called was turned off, so he called the landline again, and no one answered it
Needless to say, they went out together after being happy
Yin Rou did not call Zhuang Dexiang, but looked at him calling, and his expression seemed calm and natural.
After Houdao put away the phone, they drank a few more bottles of beer.
He didn't drink much and he got drunk soon
Moreover, he has no alcoholic virtue and loses his image when drinking. Not only does he make his face turn red and his neck thick, but he also speaks very freely after drinking.
But her alcohol tolerance was a bit beyond his expectations
After drinking a few bottles, she was not drunk at all except for the slight redness on her face.
However, she changed her image as a lady who had not spoken just now and started chatting with him in a vast world, without any intention of admitting defeat.
Yin Rou talked to him some interesting stories
She told him her somewhat vicissitudes of history in one breath, and finally fell on the table and started crying.
For men, women's crying is no less than atomic bomb's nuclear weapon
It is difficult for any man to not feel pity in the face of the crying (tears) of the woman he likes, and it is difficult for him not to feel pity for the fragrance and jade.
Seeing Yin Rou crying, Hou Dao also felt pity for his beauty
With the help of alcohol, he patted her shoulders like taking care of her little sister, and then wiped her tears while saying some comforting words to coax her.
Although he knew that what Yin Rou said at this moment might not be true, his close friend felt pity after drinking, which made him believe her without hesitation, and acted as her listener without complaint, and tried his best to integrate him into her emotions.
After a while, Yin Rou said happily that she hadn't chatted with someone so happily for a long time.
She said that even Zhuang Dexiang would not know these growth experiences.
He was shocked when he heard this. He didn't expect that the couple had these secrets to hide from each other. He didn't expect that she actually revealed the secrets of her heart in front of him.
While comforting her, he sighed sincerely
In his eyes, she was a noble lady who lived a wealthy life and had a high social status. How could she have those difficulties?
How could she be so eager to find a soulmate?
Yin Rou was very excited to see him listening to her speech so seriously and asked him to drink a few more bottles with her.
His stomach was already bulging and he couldn't continue drinking, so he refused to say he couldn't drink it.
She said to him a little angrily: How come you look like a man? A man needs to have capacity and can hold everything, including wine! Isn’t it just a few bottles of beer? Is a big man still afraid of a few bottles of beer?
There is really no way, men are most afraid of women saying that they can't do it
Although he was drinking, he didn't want women to look down on him, especially his favorite teacher's wife looked down on him.
So he sucked the bullet and drank a few bottles
When he couldn't stand it, he went to the bathroom to vomit secretly
When he looked in the mirror, he found that his face was red, scarlet and scarlet like a monkey's butt
But the wine was drunk and understood. Hou Dao knew in his heart that he had drunk high, so he held a little cold water and wiped it on his face so that the wine could wake up as soon as possible so that he could feel better.
After returning to Yixiang Pavilion, Yin Rou couldn't help laughing when she saw his blushing face.
Maybe she drank a little high, too!
She actually said his face was as blushed as a monkey's butt
He took the opportunity to talk to the wine: What does it mean to be like a monkey's butt? If it is like a woman's butt!
She immediately smiled and pointed at him and said: You are lustful, you will go crazy and say lustful words after drinking! Take advantage of the beauty!
Hearing her say that, he replied with a smile: "Wine and color are connected! I miss the beauty so crazy that I can have fun drinking. I have a beautiful woman in front of me, and I will not be drunk without being drunk...
She looked at him and scolded him and said: Everyone said you should be kind to be kind, you are not kind at all, you usually dress like a gentleman, but in fact you are full of bad things...
He deliberately twisted her words: The beauty said she wanted Houdao for sex. My Houdao is still very kind. I pretended to be like (mentor Zhuang Dexiang). She is not a gentleman. Not only is she full of bad water, but she also has a lot of ink...
Seeing that he was so silly and so yellow, she blushed and scolded him and said: "It's too late!" You even take advantage of your master's wife! Do you think you should be punished?"
He blushed and tampered with his neck, quibbling: Why? I am willing to punish me!
She immediately smiled and corrected her mistakes and said: It's not willing, but convinced! Do you want to know why you are punished? Let me tell you! Daolang is a little more impulsive, touches someone's hand, and says randomly, and is punished. You say sex in front of the beautiful woman, and it's not okay to be punished. The beauty has to respect you. You have done impulsive things and said impulsive words. Should you be punished?
He was speechless for a moment, thinking about it but still couldn't think of a refutation, so he had to say to her: OK, just punish me! I am...
I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of? Is this a sentence? I will punish you for drinking a bottle of beer if you are OK!
Let me spare me! My face is already drunk like a monkey's butt and then drinking, will my face turn into monkey blood...
Don't talk nonsense! You have to punish me! Who told you to disrespect beauty like this? Who told you to disrespect your master's wife!...
OK, accept the punishment, can you do it? However, I suggest changing the punishment method...
What method do you want to deny it, right?
Not that I just want to...
What do you think?
I want to carry you around this house for a while, instead of punishment!
no!
Then I will carry you for a hundred laps, okay?
Still not! You kid want to take advantage of me!
Then leave the punishment for the future!
No, you will be punished after making mistakes in the future. You must now pay the price for the rogue words you said.
OK, you punish me! As long as you don’t drink, as long as you don’t let people outside the Yixiang Pavilion see it, you can punish me anyway…
You have a stomach full of bad water. In order to prevent all women from being bullied in front of you in the future, you must spit out a stomach full of bad water in front of me today...
What bad water is spitting out? He was at a loss for a moment by such simple and complicated test questions
Usually, when he wants to make up a few humorous words to coax a beautiful woman, he can think of it as long as he uses his brain to think about it.
Now he has to accept the punishment from his master's wife, and it is really hard to spit out a stomach full of bad water in front of her.
This is how people are fucking. Inadvertently, they reveal bad water from their stomachs. It is easy. You have to calm down and spit out all the bad water in their stomachs. Thinking will stagnate. Even if he has any bad water, he can't even say anything wrong.
She kept urging him: either pour out the bad water in his stomach at once, or just drink 3 bottles of wine.
Hou Dao was forced to feel a little overwhelmed, so he asked Yin Rou again: Is it good to change the punishment method?
No! Today I have to govern a man like you who is full of bad water for the sisters in the world...
There is no way, you can't drink wine
He has vomited once, and drinking it will definitely hurt his body
After thinking about it, he decided to spit out all the bad water under her guidance and be a good man in the future
But he still has some concerns, because in this world, men are not bad and women don’t love them, and men don’t have any bad water in their belly. Can they please be loved by beauties?
What's more, he is a veteran, no one can stand it for a long time than those virgins. An experienced veteran cannot lack the love of women.
She also drank a lot of wine and was not afraid of her remaining strength to chase the sexual enemy. She had to force him to pour out the bad water in her stomach.
He had no choice but to say: It's okay to pour bad water, but I have a small request.
What are the requirements? Don’t go too far and you can agree to you!
He thought for a while and said to her: Under the guidance of my master's wife, I can spit out a stomach of bad water. I hope my master's wife will never lose her temper and will tolerate my mistakes, because my stomach of bad water is really too bad...
She stared at him with wide eyes for a while, thinking that he was going around in circles, so she said to him seriously: Don’t go around in circles! As long as you can change your past mistakes, I promise not to lose my temper!
Seeing that she agreed, he took the opportunity to say to her: OK! If you regret it and lose your temper, you will be fined a bottle of wine!
I don’t remember the mistakes of villains. As long as you repent and vomit a stomach full of bad water, I won’t lose my temper. If I violate the rules, I will be willing to accept punishment...
Then let's pull the hook!
Just pull the hook! She stretched out her hand and pulled the hook with him
In the private room of Yixiang Pavilion, he began to sincerely accept her re-education, scraping his stomach for the beauty and spitting out all the bad water he had for the beauty, and then completely revisiting his appearance as a good man
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