Hou Dao thought about it for a long time, remembered a yellow couplet I had heard before, and told Yin Rou frankly: Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, shrimp jump
Yin Rou listened to the first couplet and quickly interrupted him and said: You deliberately delay time and use tricks, are you punished to drink...
Hou Dao smiled confidently and said: Come on, let’s talk after listening to my report.
Then you can say it out quickly! She glanced at him hesitantly and said with a smile immediately
The master loves his wife, and the master loves the bed. As he said, he couldn't help laughing.
You are so despicable and shameless, saying this... She couldn't help but get angry after hearing the second couplet, and couldn't help but throw it on him with a napkin.
As for a woman, it is normal for a man to say this in front of her. If she is not angry, it means that her relationship with that man is not normal, except for the husband and wife relationship.
I just said that when I poured bad water, you are not allowed to lose your temper now that you are angry! Haha, sorry, since you want to punish me for your impulse, then I have to follow the rules for your violation of the rules... He hid and said with a smile, Come on, drink...drink...
Don't drink, don't drink... When Yin Rou saw that she was fooled, she hurriedly refused to drink
It's okay if you don't drink it, then I have to accept your re-education, and I don't have to vomit bad water in my stomach at you! He immediately protested and said
She thought for a while, and looked like she was determined to make a huge decision, and said to him: In order for the beauties in the world to no longer be deceived, I decided to drink that bottle of wine and let you spit out the bad water in your stomach and stop lying to beauties everywhere. As she said that, she took a bottle of beer and then drank it.
When he saw that she wanted to drink a bottle of beer, he was a little worried because she had already drunk very high, and drinking more could lead to problems, so he advised her: Let's do this, I think you're already drunk high! Just fine half a bottle!
No! After saying that, she started blowing with the whole bottle of beer
Obviously, she was not willing to give in. She was very confident in her alcohol tolerance. She wanted to let go and have fun with him.
After she took a few sips, he snatched the bottle and said: Half a bottle is half a bottle! She has drunk enough
What if something goes wrong with her drinking another bottle, then what will happen if there are unimaginable consequences?
Can Hou Dao bear this responsibility?
She saw that he had snatched the bottle and found the steps, so she had to give up, but she took the opportunity to ask him to continue spitting out bad water
Seeing that Hou Dao achieved his goal, he decided to continue to receive her re-education, and vomited out some of his dirty thoughts about women.
After thinking about it, he really felt that he had no dirty thoughts about the beauty, so he had to say truthfully: I really have nothing bad to vomit...
Yin Rou was having fun and insisted: Don’t think that you are called Hou Dao. Others will take it for granted that you are kind and bad. I can see clearly that you are kind and bad. Tell me quickly, be honest and lenient, and resist strictness...
There is no broken water in my stomach!
Don’t be too lazy, be frank and be lenient, and be strict!
Seeing that she was not allowed to bargain, he knocked on the door of memory and searched for some of his wrong ideas about women that he had started to pay attention to.
However, the more he searched for those things, the more he felt that it was normal for men to have some intentions towards women.
As a normal man, how can you not be moved when you see a woman?
If you don't spit out those thoughts, she said he was perfunctory and there was a greater sin hidden in his heart; if you spit out those thoughts, he really had nothing to spit out, and he had to drink those 3 bottles of wine...
After careful consideration, he finally thought of a yellow joke that someone had told when he was in high school, that is, when he used his feet (j) to put (g) to fall (l) to write a limerick for rhymes, there was a very yellow song.
He thought that the lilac poem could probably represent the bad things men have against women!
He thought about it and pretended to say to her seriously: Since you insisted that I hadn't spit out the bad water, since you insisted on making sacrifices for the beauties in the world, then I will fulfill your wish! Let me confess that I have made a yellow poem before: Master's wife has four legs, and at night, the master puts her on her wife's belly, her dick always comes and goes, and her butt rises and falls...
Before she finished listening, she threw the napkin on him and cursed: Vulgar... Shameless... Shameless... Thick-skinned... Haha, it seems like she is pouring out a woman's bad habit towards men to him.
There is no way, according to the regulations, she has to be punished to drink again
She was very angry and aggrieved for a moment, and drank the remaining half bottle in one breath.
After drinking, she gently lay on the table
Seeing this, Hou Dao couldn't help but feel a little regretful.
Why did she ask to punish her for drinking?
Now she is drinking so high, what should I do?
Impulsive, Impulsive when drinking!
He thought about it and walked over to help her
Unexpectedly, she pushed him and rushed to the bathroom
He had no choice but to find a waiter and ask the waiter to go and see her
While she was going to the bathroom, he quickly settled the bill.
It's ten o'clock when I see the time
It's time for them to go home
After she came out of the bathroom, she looked much better
He picked up the handbag she left in Yixiang Pavilion and said to her: Let's go, it's getting late, it's time to go back
Yin Rou was obviously dissatisfied with his approach, so she grabbed her handbag and walked out.
She suddenly slipped, her body tilted, and she was about to fall down!
Although he drank a little high, he was almost awake. He quickly went up to help her
Unexpectedly, she fell into his arms and pressed her face tightly against his chest.
To be honest, they were having a great time drinking together tonight
But he still felt that he was not greedy for time. It would be better if she went back later, they would be in a position to face Zhuang Dexiang in the same way. It would be impossible to say anything about it when she went back.
Therefore, he hoped that she would sober up faster, at least she could climb home from downstairs.
Or, it's late at night
The student held the drunken teacher's wife and sent her home. The teacher always had some strange thoughts in his heart.
Although Zhuang Dexiang has already gotten his girlfriend, it is at least secretive. If his master's wife is discovered by Zhuang Dexiang, then his ending will definitely be miserable.
Thinking of this, he gave up the idea of being chaotic after drinking, held her in his arms, pinched her with his hands, and woke her up.
After a while, she woke up a little, then held his waist and walked out of the Honglou Xumeng Restaurant with heavy and light feet.
He stopped a taxi, and after reaching the entrance of the community where her home was, he entrusted the security guard to take her upstairs.
By the time he got home, Di Lili had already gone to bed
After entering the door, she opened her eyes and asked him: Why don’t you go home for a day?
I met my old friend and went to drink! They pulled them together and drank high without realizing it!
Do you want this family? You know how much you drink! It’s time to see what time it’s going to be! Go and take a shower quickly! Di Lili said to him with an angry face.
Hou Dao looked at her and was so angry that he didn't say anything for a long time
He thought to himself, fuck, his psychological quality is really strong. He did something miserable with others in the morning, and could still pretend to face his boyfriend at night!
No wonder some men are played by women as puppets now. It turns out that women are so unfathomable...
He thought about it, and then went to take a shower without saying anything!
While sleeping, Di Lili unexpectedly treated him with gentleness, hugged him gently, her eyes full of tenderness, and she kept patting his back with her hands.
But he was really in a bad mood and couldn't get excited. He turned over and pressed on her and fell asleep.
Wine and color connected
At this moment, any woman shows goodwill to him, he can be excited without hesitation, but Di Lili can't make him excited because the daytime incident makes it difficult for him to let go of it at this time.
When he encountered such a thing during the day, he could only passively avoid it like an ostrich. As a man, he felt that it was very failed and very failed!
I will cry even if I dream!
Yin Rou listened to the first couplet and quickly interrupted him and said: You deliberately delay time and use tricks, are you punished to drink...
Hou Dao smiled confidently and said: Come on, let’s talk after listening to my report.
Then you can say it out quickly! She glanced at him hesitantly and said with a smile immediately
The master loves his wife, and the master loves the bed. As he said, he couldn't help laughing.
You are so despicable and shameless, saying this... She couldn't help but get angry after hearing the second couplet, and couldn't help but throw it on him with a napkin.
As for a woman, it is normal for a man to say this in front of her. If she is not angry, it means that her relationship with that man is not normal, except for the husband and wife relationship.
I just said that when I poured bad water, you are not allowed to lose your temper now that you are angry! Haha, sorry, since you want to punish me for your impulse, then I have to follow the rules for your violation of the rules... He hid and said with a smile, Come on, drink...drink...
Don't drink, don't drink... When Yin Rou saw that she was fooled, she hurriedly refused to drink
It's okay if you don't drink it, then I have to accept your re-education, and I don't have to vomit bad water in my stomach at you! He immediately protested and said
She thought for a while, and looked like she was determined to make a huge decision, and said to him: In order for the beauties in the world to no longer be deceived, I decided to drink that bottle of wine and let you spit out the bad water in your stomach and stop lying to beauties everywhere. As she said that, she took a bottle of beer and then drank it.
When he saw that she wanted to drink a bottle of beer, he was a little worried because she had already drunk very high, and drinking more could lead to problems, so he advised her: Let's do this, I think you're already drunk high! Just fine half a bottle!
No! After saying that, she started blowing with the whole bottle of beer
Obviously, she was not willing to give in. She was very confident in her alcohol tolerance. She wanted to let go and have fun with him.
After she took a few sips, he snatched the bottle and said: Half a bottle is half a bottle! She has drunk enough
What if something goes wrong with her drinking another bottle, then what will happen if there are unimaginable consequences?
Can Hou Dao bear this responsibility?
She saw that he had snatched the bottle and found the steps, so she had to give up, but she took the opportunity to ask him to continue spitting out bad water
Seeing that Hou Dao achieved his goal, he decided to continue to receive her re-education, and vomited out some of his dirty thoughts about women.
After thinking about it, he really felt that he had no dirty thoughts about the beauty, so he had to say truthfully: I really have nothing bad to vomit...
Yin Rou was having fun and insisted: Don’t think that you are called Hou Dao. Others will take it for granted that you are kind and bad. I can see clearly that you are kind and bad. Tell me quickly, be honest and lenient, and resist strictness...
There is no broken water in my stomach!
Don’t be too lazy, be frank and be lenient, and be strict!
Seeing that she was not allowed to bargain, he knocked on the door of memory and searched for some of his wrong ideas about women that he had started to pay attention to.
However, the more he searched for those things, the more he felt that it was normal for men to have some intentions towards women.
As a normal man, how can you not be moved when you see a woman?
If you don't spit out those thoughts, she said he was perfunctory and there was a greater sin hidden in his heart; if you spit out those thoughts, he really had nothing to spit out, and he had to drink those 3 bottles of wine...
After careful consideration, he finally thought of a yellow joke that someone had told when he was in high school, that is, when he used his feet (j) to put (g) to fall (l) to write a limerick for rhymes, there was a very yellow song.
He thought that the lilac poem could probably represent the bad things men have against women!
He thought about it and pretended to say to her seriously: Since you insisted that I hadn't spit out the bad water, since you insisted on making sacrifices for the beauties in the world, then I will fulfill your wish! Let me confess that I have made a yellow poem before: Master's wife has four legs, and at night, the master puts her on her wife's belly, her dick always comes and goes, and her butt rises and falls...
Before she finished listening, she threw the napkin on him and cursed: Vulgar... Shameless... Shameless... Thick-skinned... Haha, it seems like she is pouring out a woman's bad habit towards men to him.
There is no way, according to the regulations, she has to be punished to drink again
She was very angry and aggrieved for a moment, and drank the remaining half bottle in one breath.
After drinking, she gently lay on the table
Seeing this, Hou Dao couldn't help but feel a little regretful.
Why did she ask to punish her for drinking?
Now she is drinking so high, what should I do?
Impulsive, Impulsive when drinking!
He thought about it and walked over to help her
Unexpectedly, she pushed him and rushed to the bathroom
He had no choice but to find a waiter and ask the waiter to go and see her
While she was going to the bathroom, he quickly settled the bill.
It's ten o'clock when I see the time
It's time for them to go home
After she came out of the bathroom, she looked much better
He picked up the handbag she left in Yixiang Pavilion and said to her: Let's go, it's getting late, it's time to go back
Yin Rou was obviously dissatisfied with his approach, so she grabbed her handbag and walked out.
She suddenly slipped, her body tilted, and she was about to fall down!
Although he drank a little high, he was almost awake. He quickly went up to help her
Unexpectedly, she fell into his arms and pressed her face tightly against his chest.
To be honest, they were having a great time drinking together tonight
But he still felt that he was not greedy for time. It would be better if she went back later, they would be in a position to face Zhuang Dexiang in the same way. It would be impossible to say anything about it when she went back.
Therefore, he hoped that she would sober up faster, at least she could climb home from downstairs.
Or, it's late at night
The student held the drunken teacher's wife and sent her home. The teacher always had some strange thoughts in his heart.
Although Zhuang Dexiang has already gotten his girlfriend, it is at least secretive. If his master's wife is discovered by Zhuang Dexiang, then his ending will definitely be miserable.
Thinking of this, he gave up the idea of being chaotic after drinking, held her in his arms, pinched her with his hands, and woke her up.
After a while, she woke up a little, then held his waist and walked out of the Honglou Xumeng Restaurant with heavy and light feet.
He stopped a taxi, and after reaching the entrance of the community where her home was, he entrusted the security guard to take her upstairs.
By the time he got home, Di Lili had already gone to bed
After entering the door, she opened her eyes and asked him: Why don’t you go home for a day?
I met my old friend and went to drink! They pulled them together and drank high without realizing it!
Do you want this family? You know how much you drink! It’s time to see what time it’s going to be! Go and take a shower quickly! Di Lili said to him with an angry face.
Hou Dao looked at her and was so angry that he didn't say anything for a long time
He thought to himself, fuck, his psychological quality is really strong. He did something miserable with others in the morning, and could still pretend to face his boyfriend at night!
No wonder some men are played by women as puppets now. It turns out that women are so unfathomable...
He thought about it, and then went to take a shower without saying anything!
While sleeping, Di Lili unexpectedly treated him with gentleness, hugged him gently, her eyes full of tenderness, and she kept patting his back with her hands.
But he was really in a bad mood and couldn't get excited. He turned over and pressed on her and fell asleep.
Wine and color connected
At this moment, any woman shows goodwill to him, he can be excited without hesitation, but Di Lili can't make him excited because the daytime incident makes it difficult for him to let go of it at this time.
When he encountered such a thing during the day, he could only passively avoid it like an ostrich. As a man, he felt that it was very failed and very failed!
I will cry even if I dream!
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