Chapter 14 Going to Beijing

Just as I racked my brains to excuse me, a voice rescued me from this dangerous situation, even though the voice's owner was so annoying to me

Lord Liu, what made you so angry? Is there a place where I can help? The person who came in from outside was not someone else, but the comforter who threatened me and tempted me.

A trembling servant followed him, the one who was in charge of the doorkeeper

It looked helpless, it seemed that he had broken in without notice.

To my surprise, the prefect did not give the comforter a good look, but said indifferently: It turned out that the supervisor, Lord Chen, was here, why didn't he inform him in advance, so that the subordinates could go out to greet him?

It is obvious that the prefect is blaming the other party for trespassing the house.

I was a little surprised. With the prefect's usual behavior, how could he offend this immediate boss?

If you want to see it, it will be too late to curry favor with me.

The other party was also an old man who had been in the officialdom for many years and said quietly: I just heard that Brother Liu, you are recruiting a son-in-law today, and you are specially bringing your children to join in the fun. I wonder if the dog can catch Brother Liu's eyes?

I was shocked, it seemed that the other party was serious

After driving away other suitors, he came to the door by himself, using both soft and hard skills, and he would not worry about the magistrate not agreeing.

Liu Mei'er is in trouble now. If I were the prefect, in this case, I'm afraid there would be no other way besides agreeing.

To my surprise, the prefect refused and said: "Young girl is naughty, how can you be worthy of the noble son?" The lord joked.

I breathed a sigh of relief. I didn’t know what happened today, the prefect actually changed his character of climbing the dragon and supporting the phoenix. Didn’t he ask Liu Meier to come here just to climb to the top?

Now even the leaders of the road refused to propose marriage at home, which is really unbelievable!

It seems that the sun comes out from the west today or they have any unknown grudges.

Just when I was inexplicably surprised, I felt someone pulling my sleeve next to me, and turned around and saw that it was the little girl.

She pointed out the door with her finger, pulled my sleeve, and signaled me to sneak out with her.

Haha, I can’t tell that this little girl is quite loyal. If you don’t leave at this time, when will you wait?

It seems I can escape

But it turns out that I was still too happy too early

As soon as I walked outside the door, I found a fat man standing outside. It was no one else, the idiot who brought a prostitute to bribe me but was kicked out by me.

It's really a narrow road for enemies. I won't see you early or late. But now I've met him at this critical moment.

This is not the most terrifying thing. The key is that I remembered the words of the comforter, bringing children to join in the fun. If God did not take care of me, the fat man with a vulgar appearance in front of me might be the so-called comforter, the so-called comforter.

Fortunately, I reacted in time, so I hid behind Liu Mei'er and whispered: Miss, please help me block it, don't let that fat man see me

Liu Mei'er was a little confused and asked in a low voice: Who is he? Why are you so afraid of him?

I didn't want to hide it from her, and replied: He must be the young master of the comforting envoy. He bribed me when he invited you to marry him, but in the end...

Unexpectedly, before I finished speaking, the little girl in front of me suddenly disappeared and exposed me directly to the fat man's eyes. I turned around and carried me over, but found that the little girl was hiding behind me and complained in a low voice: Do you know that he has bad intentions to me, but you still let me face him? Stop me and run away

I sighed and said just now that she is loyal, but now she has the true form. It seems that it is better to believe that a woman is loyal than to believe that a sow can climb trees. I am in trouble this time

As expected, the fat man came over and said in surprise: Aren’t you the servant Zhao Wujing?

I suddenly panicked. I didn't know where my daily intelligence has gone. I opened my mouth and said: No, I am Zhao Liujing, Zhao Wujing is my incompetent brother. He stole my money and ran away. As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Mei'er's uncontrollable laughter came from behind me.

The fat man looked at me in confusion and said, "It turns out to be a brother, no wonder he looks so much." Then he asked: Who is behind you? I just saw it, why does it seem like Miss Liu Meier?"

Liu Mei'er could no longer hide, so she had to walk out

As it turns out, her IQ is not much higher than mine now

She waved her hand and said: No, no, I am not Liu Mei'er, I am her sister Liu Xuerwu, Oh, Liu Jing, let's go quickly. After that, I pulled me to run

Unfortunately, the fat man's self-talk from behind made her stop

I don't know if the fat man is really stupid or fake, but he just heard him whisper: I didn't expect there was another sister. It seems that I have to beg my dad to marry both of them.

As it turns out, I started to say that the little girl was unfaithful, so I still looked down on her.

Now, it can be said that she is heartless and forced me to return to the hall to see if her father has changed his mind.

Poor I just escaped from the tiger's mouth, and now I'm going to fall into it again

The little girl looked pitiful and said with tears in her eyes: Do you have the heart to see me, a beautiful girl who is as beautiful as a flower and in her prime, marry a big fat man who is as stupid as a pig, domineering? Think about it, how kind, how cute and innocent the girl in front of you is, do you have the heart to see her jump into the fire pit? For the sake of justice and love in the world, for your lovely Miss Liu Meier, on behalf of the moon, I will order you to watch that fat man and show your courage!

For a moment, I found that if I didn't go, I would probably become a scumbag who was more hateful than that fat man, and even the moon would come down to kill me.

Helplessly, I had to secretly follow the fat man again and hide at the entrance of the hall.

What made me feel relieved was that the comforter said goodbye quickly, and the prefect did not come out to see the guests. It seemed that he had parted in disagreement.

Are the Five Classics outside? Come in quickly. The prefect is talking inside.

In desperation, I had to walk in and secretly look at his face. Fortunately, there was no sign of a volcano erupting.

Five Classics, don't worry, I don't blame you for what happened today, I guess you guessed the reason, the prefect sighed and said

I nodded and wanted to ask, but it was hard to speak out.

The prefect saw me and said: You must be asking me why I didn’t agree to him, right?

Haha, the prefect is really kind and understanding, I nodded again

The prefect answered my question and said gritted his teeth: I have a deep hatred with the traitor, and I can't marry his son even if I can't marry him for the rest of my life.

So that's it, I thought he had changed his sex

But I admire him very much. I offended my boss and still be able to be free until now. I have two brushes.

How did they make such a big grudge?

I kept skipping various explanations in my mind, from conflicts in my career to love triangles in my relationships, the more I thought about it, the more ridiculous it became, the more ridiculous it became.

At this time, a little head came into the door, and I looked closely and it turned out to be Liu Mei'er

She looked around, then jumped in from outside, ran to the prefect's arms, pestered the prefect and said: Daddy, I don't have to marry that fat man, thank God, I'm so scared. As she said, she still touched her perky chest with lingering fear, which almost made my nose bleeding almost come out.

The prefect said as if he had made up his mind and said: Mei'er, in my opinion, he will not give up. We will leave Jinling tomorrow. You go to your aunt in Yangzhou to hide for a while and then go home after the showdown.

The little girl asked worriedly: Daddy, what about you? What if the comforting envoy deals with you?

The prefect smiled proudly and said: Don't worry, your father, my prefect has been in vain for so many years. I have done everything here. I'm not afraid of him causing any trouble. The only thing Dad can't let go is you.

When the little girl heard that it was okay, she glanced at me and my heart jumped

No, if she wants to bring me over, wouldn’t I never have peace of mind?

Just a few stories every day make my scalp numb. When I get there, no one cares about her. I won’t be more affected?

No, I have to think of a solution immediately

I asked in front of the little girl: Sir, this comforting envoy is a commander along the way. If you want to be as stable as Mount Tai, you may have to find help from the court.

The prefect nodded and said: I was just thinking about sending a smart and capable person to Beijing to handle the matter. However, this person can't think of a book yet. Although he is full of knowledge, it is difficult for him to do this. The housekeeper is old, so he looked at me again.

I immediately understood and said quickly: A villain is not talented, and I am willing to share the worries of an adult.

The prefect nodded and said: OK, you are smart, capable, and loyal. You are indeed the best candidate to go to Beijing. OK, you will set out tomorrow.

Haha, Liu Mei'er, you can't do anything about it now

Well, I happened to go to Beijing for two days, just treat it as a public travel

I looked at the little girl proudly, and saw her staring at me hatefully, but there was no way.

I don't know how happy I am. I have been trampled by the little girl. Now I have the opportunity to get rid of her claws. I should go to a banquet to celebrate.

Unfortunately, I was still too happy

After discussing with the prefect, I was about to sneak out of the inn when I was caught by the little girl.

Zhao Wujing, do you hate me so much? Would you rather travel all the way to the capital than accompany me? The little girl said angrily

Not right, Miss, you are very cute. I am just because you don’t fall into the hands of that fat man and you are going to the capital. What else can I do besides saying good things?

Anyway, it's only one day today, and I can leave here tomorrow. At that time, the sky will be high and the birds will fly. Even if I take the money and run away privately, no one will care about it.

Haha, no need to ask, the prefect will definitely ask me to bring enough money to provide bribes

I thought happily in my heart, but on the surface I still have to pretend to be righteous, it's really hard

Unexpectedly, the little girl was not fooled and pointed at my nose and said angrily: Don’t lie to me, I’m so kind to you, but you have always wanted to avoid me, you, are you so worthy of me? As she said that, tears were about to flow out

I was speechless, pestering me to tell stories every day, is this good for me?

Is it good for me to push it to me whenever there is a problem?

There are still traces of your kindness to me on my arm. Miss.

Of course, I can't say that, so I'd try my best to comfort me: Miss, stop crying, I won't be beautiful if I cry again

Unexpectedly, the little girl felt even more aggrieved after hearing this. Big tears fell down and she choked and said: Is it because I am not beautiful enough that you try every means to leave me? You go, don't pay attention to me anymore.

After hearing this, I felt something was wrong. Could this little girl fall in love with me?

Then she expelled this ridiculous idea from her mind. She was just a child's character, and our identities were so different, it was impossible.

I comforted me: How is that possible? If you are not beautiful, I am afraid that the world will be full of ugly monsters. I heard that there are many good things in the capital. I will bring you a few when I come back. OK? The so-called villains seduce them for profit. Given the commonality between women and villains in some aspects, I sacrificed this magic weapon

Sure enough, after hearing this, the little girl stopped crying and said happily: Then you must keep your word and come back quickly. Don't be there to be greedy for enjoyment and be happy.

I laughed in my heart. This time I went there, I was far away. How could I be worthy of the suffering I suffered in the past few months if I didn’t play for a year or two?

But I have to answer: Yes, I will definitely come back soon

After working hard to deal with the most difficult little girl, I'm so careless now

Get some clothes, then lie on the bed and have a good sleep, ready to leave tomorrow

Before I knew it, I found myself in the capital, and passed the top scorer, became a high-ranking official, and then married the princess. When I was in the wedding chamber, I was satisfied with the princess' veil, but found that the princess had turned into a little girl.

I was so scared that I wanted to escape, but she pinched my ears and shouted to me: Have you forgotten what you said to me? I was so happy. Look at how I deal with you. I just felt a piercing pain from my ears. When I looked closely, I found that she was holding my bloody ears in her hand and looked at me fiercely.

I woke up all of a sudden and looked around and found that the little girl was really standing by the bed and twisting my ears. Chen Yuehua behind her was pursing her lips and laughing secretly.

The little girl shouted in my ear: Big lazy bug, you go to bed before it gets dark, why don’t you get up quickly? Sister Yuehua is here

Helpless, it's only the last day anyway, let's follow her first

I rubbed my sleepy eyes and walked out of the bedroom. The little girl didn't let me go and asked: What kind of beautiful dream did you just have? Why did you even drool?

It's nothing, it's just a dream to marry a wife. You were about to be intimate. It's a pity. I'm not very clear-headed and told the truth casually.

The little girl blushed and spat, "Big Bad guy, I ignore me anymore, ran to the front and whispered to Chen Yuehua."

I feel a little puzzled. You two girls are enough to talk, why do you have to get me involved?

It made me even my dream turn into a nightmare, and I was scared and sweated. It seemed that it was a wise choice for me to leave this little witch.

After we walked to the pavilion in the garden, Chen Yuehua asked: I heard from my sister that you will go to the capital tomorrow. I wonder how long you will go?

Well, about half a year to one year... three months later, I saw the little girl's face suddenly darkened, so I quickly swallowed the word "New Year" and changed my mouth

Chen Yuehua smiled slightly, and seemed to be aware of the little movements between us. She continued: The journey to the capital is long and the bandits are rampant. You should be more careful. If there are any difficulties in the capital, you can go to the other courtyard of the Chen family. As long as you take out this jade pendant, someone will naturally help me. As he said, hand me a jade pendant.

I'm a little surprised, why do girls in this era like to give jade pendants? Is it a big sale for a price cut?

I looked carefully and saw a crescent moon engraved on it, which seemed to symbolize the name of Chen Yuehua.

However, the key is that Li Yuhu has already given me one. If she takes out this one when she sees whether I have her jade pendant, the consequences are not what I can imagine

So I asked: Can I change the same thing? I already have a jade pendant. What if I get confused?

As soon as I said that, I found that the atmosphere was a little wrong. Not only did the little girl who was usually impulsive, but even Chen Yuehua's face changed a little.

I patted my head, regretting that I didn't go through my brain, so I quickly remedy it: No, I'm just talking casually, don't take it seriously

The little girl's face was slightly relaxed and said: This is Sister Yuehua's personal token. Most people don't have the blessing to see it at all. You are so picky and picky. If you lose it, let alone Sister Yuehua, I will definitely make you look good first.

I wiped a cold sweat. In order to divert my sight, I smiled at the little girl: Miss, even Miss Chen has given me something, don’t you give me anything? Not to mention that I worked hard and worked hard, even for the sake of our master and servant, you should also give me some rewards.

The little girl was indeed fooled, blushed and said: Greedy, I am very poor, but I don’t have anything to give you, so you will die of this heart.

I pretended to be disappointed and said: Oh, I didn't expect that I was loyal. I went away from the capital for Miss. I actually got such a result. It's really not worth it.

The little girl turned around, and after a while, she held a sachet and said to me: Well, I'll give it to you, you don't let it go, hehe, you're not afraid of getting confused, right?

I was speechless. According to the novel, isn’t this thing usually given to my lover?

Why did this little girl give me this?

But I didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction, pretended to be grateful and said: Miss, you really know me so much that I know that I am missing this, so I added the so-called "giving goose feathers for thousands of miles, gifts are light and affection is heavy," and I accepted it.

Finally, after everything was settled, I set out on the way to the capital Bianliang

What discouraged me the most was that the prefect did not give me real money or anything else, but just gave me a 10,000 taels of silver bill, saying that it could only be collected at a money shop in the capital, which made me linger in my mind and the private escape plan with money that had been wandering in my mind officially went bankrupt.

Due to Chen Yuehua's reminder, I was walking with a group of merchants.

Through their experience, I learned the importance of carrying a big knife

When I met a little thief, I naturally didn't dare to mess with so many people with knives; even when I encountered a big mountain village, I just charged some protection fees and did not dare to force people too much.

But considering the money in my pocket, I didn't want to increase my burden, so I bought a wooden knife and put it on a scabbard. Haha, it looks like that.

That day, because the weather was too hot, everyone saw a small shop on the side of the road, and they all shouted that they wanted to go in and rest

The boss lady was quite enthusiastic, so she quickly served the wine and food

I don't like drinking, I just asked for a glass of boiling water to drink it

But the others are not like me. They drink and eat meat, and they often make fun of the beautiful boss lady.

The boss's wife is not a vegetarian. She laughed and scolded everyone and beat them. She was so stung and beat them.

This guy, the weather is so hot, why don’t you drink a sip of wine? The boss asked when he looked at the bowl of wine at the table without moving my mouth.

I was embarrassed to say that I couldn't drink it, and looked at the slightly turbid wine and said: It's nothing, it just looks like your wine is not very clean

Someone from the merchant next to him laughed and said: That's right, it's the water on your body, your boss lady,

The boss lady's eyes flashed, and she smiled and said: Yes, what are you drinking my foot wash water? It tastes pretty good.

The merchants around him burst into laughter and continued to drink

I feel something is wrong. I always feel that the three words "foot washing water" have special meaning, but I can't think of any problem for a while.

So he asked: Boss, what is this place?

The boss lady replied: Brother, this is Cross Slope. Didn’t you see the signboard I hung? Do you have any questions? Even if you have any questions, there is nothing that my Sun Erniang doesn’t know about in this village.

My heart was chilling, and I finally knew what was wrong. It was clearly Sun Erniang's human bun shop in Water Margin.

I moaned secretly, no need to think about it, there must be sweating pills in the wine.

Her last sentence is nothing more than that. No matter how cunning you are, you will drink my mother's foot washing water.

It was too late, and I saw that someone was already shaking. I gritted my teeth and stood up and said: It turned out to be the famous "Fu Yasha" Sun Erniang. Please forgive us for not knowing Taishan and not knowing how the recent bun business of your store is? I can't sit still and wait for death. I hope to point out her details and make her afraid.

Sun Erniang put away her smile, waved her hand behind her, and immediately a group of guys with knives and sticks came out.

The merchants also realized something was wrong and wanted to stand up, but unfortunately it was too late and they all fell to the ground.

Sun Erniang glanced at the people on the ground with contempt, then looked at me and said: Since you already know our details, I don’t mind sending you a ride, it’s just going to be more painful. If I had known this, why wouldn’t you come more happily like them after taking sweat pills?

I felt nervous, she wanted to kill someone to silence her

I feel a little regretful, why didn’t I find out earlier?

But there is no way

My companions have been numb, and I am only half-standard. Even the knife on the table is made of wood. How can I beat an old man like Sun Erniang and her accomplice who kills without blinking?

Now, I can only look at whether the jade pendant of Li Yuhu is effective or not.

I tried my best to control my hands and feet and not tremble. I took out my jade pendant and said: Look at this, should I know who I am?

Sun Erniang's pupils shrank and she said: Humph, although the Fantasy Moon Sect is powerful, my Sun Erniang is not afraid of today's affairs as long as it doesn't leak the news. Even if your Fantasy Moon Sect is powerful, what can you do to me? But, I have never heard of any male disciples that the Fantasy Moon Sect has taken in. Could it be that your jade pendant was stolen from somewhere?

I sighed in my heart, I was really afraid of anything I was going to do. It seems that this female Yasha was determined to stay alive.

Is it possible that I, a peerless genius, will die here before I even emerge?

What will Shi Nai'an remember again? Sun Erniang killed countless people, and I am just one of these countless people.

I'm not willing to die if I die

I used my brain and tried my best to think about the martial arts novels I have read. What should I do when I encounter this situation

Fortunately, my hard work pays off. I finally thought of Wei Xiaobao's trick to deal with those Tibetan lamas with great martial arts. That is, pretending

Only by pretending to be a master and giving both kindness and power can one escape the disaster

Thinking of this, I snorted coldly and said: This is your fault for being ignorant. I am the son of the head of Huanyue and want to kill me. You just want to? I glanced at them disdainfully, but I kept playing the drums in my heart. I won’t be able to perform the show anymore.

If they were angry and embarrassed, I would probably have no other ending except for being dismembered by a random knife.

Sun Erniang said in confusion: I heard that the head of Huanyue has always been a virgin who is as virgin as jade. How could he have a son as old as you?

I sneered: Of course, it's an illegitimate child, you can't even think of this? If I hadn't been caring about the lives of these merchants, you might have... Humph, I prayed silently in my heart, I said, "The Master of Huanyue, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, just for Li Yuhu's sake, don't blame me for ruining your reputation, you don't know anyway."

At this time, Sun Erniang spoke again, I'll believe you again, I was happy. It seemed that my life was saved, but her next words made me fall into the abyss. I only heard the words that kept scattering my soul in my ears. However, if I let you go like this, wouldn't I seem to be afraid of your Fantasy Moon Sect? If you don't show your hands, don't blame me for being rude