Chapter 1 New

It is difficult to be a good person, but it is even more difficult to be a good person who is not worthy of his name.

Looking at the clothes that I got from someone's yard, and then touching my hungry belly, the excitement of the first arrival of the noble realm and the guilt of becoming a thief for the first time were all gone.

Alas, that damn crazy Li, it seems that he never thought that I could still live in this era, and I didn’t leave any useful things for me. How can I live?

Looking at the few paper money in my hand, I could only shake my head with a wry smile

There is no copper coins or silver, and nothing to pawn. Now I am not even as good as a beggar.

To fill my stomach, I have tried many methods

First, pretending to be unconscious, hum, lie on the ground for a day, and finally, the master, the beauty didn't wait, but the wild dogs attracted a lot. After being bitten, they got up and thought of going to the restaurant to recite poems to see if they could find someone who appreciated my literary talent. As soon as they walked to the restaurant, they were driven out by the waiter holding a broom in his hand as a beggar. Finally, they went to the Taoist temple with a thick face to pretend to be amnesia and asked to take it in, but those old Taoists who looked hypocritical and compassionate, said a lot of nonsense that God would give a great responsibility to this person, and kicked me out

Just when I was wondering if I was about to starve to death here, I saw that the magistrate of this city was taking in servants, so I came to try my luck.

Looking at the large group of candidates in front of the prefect, I couldn't help but sigh that the competition in the servant industry is so fierce.

Not long after, an old man who looked like a housekeeper pushed the door and walked out, and the crowd immediately met him.

The butler seemed surprised to see the lively scene in front of him.

Then he cleared his throat, and everyone who came to wait immediately calmed down, raised his ears and listened carefully.

The housekeeper smiled and said: Haha, there are so many people coming, but we only have one servant in the mansion. What should we do?

We were all ready to look at the left and right with threatening eyes. It seemed that it would be a battle for a long time.

Fortunately, the housekeeper said in time: That's great, I'll ask why you are the headmasters of our house. Whose answer is in line with my own wishes, so I will naturally stay.

Haha, who can't answer such a simple question?

They all got the front and tried to show their performance to the butler

The family is poor, come and have a meal. A young man who looks honest and honest replied

The prefect is a great charity, a famous Wanjia Buddha, and the villain comes to serve. Without looking at it, he knows that this is a cunning guy.

I heard that there are so many beautiful women in the house, so even I want to beat him when he looks lustful.

Sure enough, the housekeeper immediately ordered: Drive him away, don't forget to hit the thirty boards

Seeing the unlucky guy who was beaten to pieces, no one dared to talk nonsense anymore

Seeing the butler's eyes swept over, they all retreated, revealing me who was still stunned in the middle.

Why are you? The butler asked kindly

Me? The cold sweat on my face immediately flowed down. Seeing that the people in front were defeated, my heart was trembling.

Winning, losing, success or failure is here. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration in my mind, and I replied loudly: I am the head of a family for the happiness and well-being of the people in Hangzhou. After saying it in one breath, the crowd around me was quiet for a while, and then there was an uproar, and all kinds of words came into my ears.

This guy is not dazed

I didn’t expect that my brother is so broad-minded, so is he a sect in his family?

The people around me were either ridiculed or implicitly, and for a moment, I couldn't help but regret saying a big talk.

The butler signaled that the surroundings were quiet, and there was a very interesting look on his face and asked: Little brother, I wonder what you mean?

I also took the initiative and said: As the head of the palace, every move concerns the wealth, life and life of the people in Hangzhou. The adults work hard and work hard for the people and have no time to care about family affairs. Although the villain is dull, I hope to share the worries of the family members of the palace so that the adults can focus on their hearts and better benefit the people.

After hearing this, the housekeeper was very happy and said: It seems that you have such a high awareness, so I will accept you as the head of the housekeeper.

At this time, the unselected people began to clamor and protest against the unfair treatment of the housekeeper

One by one, they all started to claim that they were serving the people, but they kept it in their hearts, unlike some people who put it in their mouths.

The housekeeper waved his hand and said: Why are you quarrels? Our Liu Mansion is a scholarly family and a family of officials. How can you ask you rough people to defile them? The people come and knock them away.

The housekeeper turned his head and said to me: Since you are serving the people of Hangzhou, wouldn’t it hurt your heart if you talk about wages? This way, you can make food and accommodation in the mansion, just make it a compensation for you.

Seeing the butler's cunning smile, I cursed the old fox in my heart but could do nothing

You can't take back what you said just now, right?

Well, as long as you can fill your stomach first, let's talk about what's going on in the future

After entering the house, I found that there was a different world in the mansion. The breeze blew on my face, the willows were floating, the shimmering pond, and the beautiful maids coming and going, all of this made me intoxicated.

After the housekeeper took me into a small courtyard, assigned the room, and explained some precautions, he asked me to help with the gardener in the mansion for the time being, and to go to Xixi to learn to learn literacy in his spare time.

Hey, it's true that I am a scholar. Even I have to learn, as a servant. It's not easy.

The Master said, I am happy that my friend came from afar. In the future, everyone will be friends. I am named Tian and Four Books. I would like to ask about the name of the Lord. A servant who holds a broom but is just a scholar in the form of a scholar greets me.

My head was a little swollen, and even a servant did this kind of virtue, and he was full of words. It shows that my master is full of bad ideas about the future prospects for the first time.

Oh, it turns out it's Brother Tian Death Rat, my name is Zhao. Just as I was thinking about a new name, the dead field mouse spoke again

Brother Zhao doesn’t know anything. My master said that in order to show the fragrance of books in this mansion, all the servants will be renamed by the Xishi. This time I asked you, and the gentleman said that you are called the Five Classics.

After cursing the seat in my heart a hundred times, I reluctantly accepted the new name

Humph, these Five Classics are much better than the dead rat, just use it

Brother Tianfu was very enthusiastic. Although eight out of the ten sentences were about dropping the book bag, I still understood the situation in the mansion.

Since Hangzhou is a famous town of fish and rice, the Hangzhou magistrate is a fat man. Our magistrate is not too greedy, and his official voice is not bad.

Yuan Pei has long passed away and has married three concubines. The two young men and ladies are both born to Yuan Pei.

That young master is a famous talented man. He became a scholar at the age of thirteen. Now he reads in the study every day

The lady has never seen her before, but I heard from those maids and mothers that she was as beautiful as a fairy, but unfortunately she had no chance to see her.

Looking at the dead field mouse sighing to the sky with regret, I resisted the urge to beat him

Just like you, you still want to marry a fairy-like girl, let's go for the next life

Only young people as handsome and elegant as me have this qualification

Just when I was complacent, I was interrupted by the ignorant field mouse

You go to the back garden quickly, the old gardener is waiting for you there

On the way to the back garden, I was singing and talking along the way. From time to time, a maid covered my mouth and laughed at me, and then ran by, making me dizzy, so happy that I didn't know where to go.

After finally walking to the garden, I saw an old man squatting in the colorful flower bed, holding a big hand and cutting the branches constantly. It seems that this is the person I am looking for.

The old gardener didn't say much, threw me a bucket and asked me to water the flowers. After finishing his work, he followed him to learn various skills.

Although it didn't take long, I still learned a lot from the old gardener, such as

Master, why do we plant so many roses? It’s so thorny when pruning

When the roses bloom, we can make rose cakes

Then why plant white chrysanthemums? I remember the white flowers worn during the funeral

Idiot, we can make chrysanthemum tea in summer

These jasmine flowers

You are so stupid that you are hopeless. Have you never drunk jasmine tea?

In this way, one loves teaching and the other studies hard, time passes quickly

In general, the profession of gardener is also good. Every day, pick flowers and weeding, and by the way, I will look at the pretty maids coming and going. In addition to the old gardener around me, I live a very free and comfortable life. Unfortunately, I went to Xixi every night to study and ruined my happy mood.

Five Classics, today you can recite the article arranged yesterday. While I recite the article "Mencius Meets King Hui of Liang", I secretly look at the little copy on my palm.

Five classics, copy this poem five times more. I cursed the old turtle ten thousand times in my heart, and finally completed the task.

Five Classics, to be honest, you are the most talented person I have seen in these years. Unfortunately, you met me too late. If I met you earlier, you would be nagged to death even if you were not suffocated.

After all, I have been a student for more than ten years. After understanding the structure of traditional Chinese characters, my learning speed has improved rapidly, which amazed the old pedan

A few days ago, I couldn't read the big words, but now I can write them in a good way

This incident is very good for me, and it makes me famous among the servants. A direct consequence is that I always run to me with a beautiful maid if I have something to do or not.

Xiaocong, can you recite poems for me again? I like to see how you look when you recite poems the most. A passionate and hot maid pulled my sleeve and said

Oh, I forgot to say that because of my intelligence, the maids in the house unanimously named me Xiaocong

After all, it is rare to see people with bad taste like old pedans

Xiaocong, the tune you hummed yesterday is very nice, I have never heard of it before. Can you sing it to me again? Facing another beauty with longing and pitiful face, can I say no?

Xiaocong, there are still some Yàn porridge stewed for the young master in the kitchen today. I brought it to you. Replenish your body well and don’t get tired. As the saying goes: To control a man’s heart, you must first control a man’s stomach.

This beauty has a future. I gave her a grateful smile and immediately caused the anger of other beauties.

I was drinking the porridge of the beauty fed one spoonful after another, and I heard soft words in my ears, and I saw fat and thinness in my eyes. Is there anyone as happy as me?

It's even more blessed than the young master

The servants who were with me drooled at these beauties, and sighed that I had burned high incense in my previous life, but now I am lucky.

From time to time, flatter me, ask for great tricks to pick up girls

How is that possible?

Teach them how can I get through?

He ordered the beauties to drive away these flies and watch them escape in shame with jealous eyes. How could the feeling in his heart be described as "satisfaction"?

That day, when I was talking to a few pretty maids, the blind butler ran over, scaring them to the point of scattering birds and beasts immediately scattered

Just when I was worried, the housekeeper spoke

Five Classics, I just learned from Xixi that you have been doing well these days, just as the young master lacks a follower, I thought of you

I have heard that this young master is reading books in the study all day long and is his follower. What good things can happen?

My happy life as a gardener is coming to an end. I pity my romantic and elegant young man also has to follow him and stay in the room.

No, I must educate him well and let him know the benefits of the flower world

After thinking about it for a night, I finally made a perfect plan

The next day, I went into the young master's study to greet him. I saw a young man about eighteen or nineteen years old sitting at the desk reading a book. He was barely handsome, but he was too bookish and he knew he was a nerd at first glance.

Without raising my head, I have nothing to do, I want you to do, you can go down first, I will naturally call you if I have something to do

As expected, I knew reading

Young Master, that little one is waiting outside. If you have any questions, call me

Standing at the door, like a door god, bored. Fortunately, I saw my poor maid chatting with me to relieve my boredom from time to time. It was a great blessing in disgrace.

While taking advantage of the maid Xiao Cui to serve tea to the nerd, I quickly colluded with Xiao Cui to start my plan

You said why our young master studied all day? Xiao Cui pretended to be confused and asked me quietly

Of course, the sound was so low that it could be heard by the nerd

You don't understand this. There is a golden house in the book, a thousand millets in the book, and a thousand millets in the book, hehe, Yan Ruyu. I answered quickly, especially the last three words, which further aggravated the tone.

I know the Golden House and Qian Zhongsu, but what is Yan Ruyu? Xiao Cui held her head and made a very cute look. Well, she should be able to hook up the nerd's heart fire.

Hehe, Yan Ruyu is naturally a beautiful woman. I think a talented man like our young master will naturally be favored by the beautiful woman. I saw that the nerd had raised his ears and quickly added firewood to the fire.

But when our young master stays at home all day long, how can we see those beauties? Xiao Cui asked

Looking at his face turned red and white, I couldn't help but smile secretly

Thinking about it, he is pitiful, he is buried in the pile of old papers all day long, I guess he is also deeply lonely sometimes

Hehe, young master, don't blame me, I'm considering myself

Following a saint is undoubtedly the most unlucky thing. Think about Confucius' disciples, who followed the teacher around like a dog who was a broken family. If you make a little mistake, you will get a slander.

If I want to make a good life, I must let him fall

How majestic are the servants who follow the playboys who used to see on TV?

It is delicious and spicy, and everyone is afraid of it. It teases good women and goes to brothels to be jealous. As long as you don’t meet those knights with unique skills, you will be able to get the wind and rain.

With a good wish, I encouraged my sensual tongue again

So I still hope that the young master will walk outside more and read those legendary novels. Generally, you can meet the ladies of the rich in the deep courtyard in the temple, the jade in the small family who are in trouble in teahouses and wine shops, and the peerless beauty of the sky and the Chu Pavilion in Qinlou. Of course, they are all selling their skills but not their bodies. Once they gain their hearts, they will also gain both fame and fortune and both wealth and sex.

Seeing the nerd's excited face, I knew that the plan had been completed, and now all I lacked is an excuse

Hehe, I have been here for so long and have never seen a brothel. If I don’t call a sucker, who will pay the bill for me?

Of course, I just look at it and examine the customs and customs of this era.

Sure enough, after Xiao Cui left, the nerd couldn't wait to ask me about it, of course he was still pretending to be a slut.

I've been too tired recently and am restless. Where can I have a place to sing and dance in the city? I want to relax.

Restless? I think it's because of the rippling spring heart

Well, I heard that there is a Miaoyifang in the city that is a first-class place for singing and dancing, especially the courtesan lady Li Yuhu, who is proficient in poetry, lyrics, songs, and essays, calligraphy and painting. You can go there to see it.

Hehe, I've been asking for it a long time ago, just waiting for you to take the bait

I heard that Li Yuhu is very cute and good at playing hard to get, which makes people itchy. He holds the money and asks to see her, but he doesn't get any advantage. He is a vixen who makes people angry and loves, and he can just go and deceive those young men and nerds.

Shudai and I took the silver and left the mansion, but found that an important problem had not been solved, that is, we did not recognize the way

This is not surprising. I have been in this era for a few days. Most of the days I have stayed in the mansion and never went out. The nerd is even more unavailable. How can I find the way to recognize my way?

I had to ask people everywhere on the road. Of course, how could the young master do this?

Of course, I'm a servant

Poor I was rolled countless times, but I didn't ask any questions.

When those people heard me asking about the whereabouts of Miaoyifang, they all showed an unspeakable expression. The people behind them even fled, fearing that they would get infected with the plague.

Just when I was depressed, the savior came

Brother Shucai, why do you have time to go to the street today? You don’t leave your home on weekdays. A scholar who looks like he is a romantic and elegant person greets me.

Oh, I forgot to say that the nerd is named Liu Shucai, a rustic and desolate name. It seems that his father's taste is comparable to that of the palace's western wardrobe.

Oh, today, well, today it is sunny, I think about traveling around, and after saying that, I lowered my head with a flushed face, and I saw that I was an honest person who was not good at lying

The scholar immediately smiled wickedly and said: Is this person next to him a servant? Why do you ask the place where Miaoyifang is to meet everyone?

At this time, the nerd couldn't hold his face anymore. He was also a good baby who had been at home for more than ten years. Today, the first time he mustered up the courage to do bad things. Before he could do it, someone caught me right away. He was at a loss and couldn't tell me why.

Fortunately, the young master was not forced to do anything, so he continued: Brother Shucai has such a good mood today, so I will be the host and go to Miaoyifang to see the Fengyue.

At this time, the nerd also came back and said with gratitude: Then I'll have a hard time Brother Chen

Seeing that Mr. Chen must have often visited these places of interest and sex, and was familiar with each other. After going in and throwing the madam a ingot of silver, the master was immediately served.

Maybe God is pitiful to the nerd. Today, Li Yuhu was in a good mood. After composeing a few new songs to entertain guests, the madam took them in.

Of course, there is no need to think about having a kiss, but it is also a good enjoyment for these young men to watch the beauty play the piano.

I drink soup when eating meat, so I am a servant, naturally I am not qualified to enjoy the beauty playing the piano

Fortunately, Mr. Chen is not bad, so he asked the madam to find a red girl for me and let me go and clear the way.

After waiting for so many years, I finally got the chance to sit in the brothel today.

The girl next to her looks pretty good, with a delicate face and a hot figure, but it's a little bad

Well, she was too proactive and kept hiking into my arms

Uncle, I drank this glass with my family. The woman was fond of pink and tender, picked up her jade fingers, took a cup and took a sip, and then moved it to my mouth.

I don't want to drink it. I almost said I'm showing my mouth. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and changed my words in time. Otherwise, wouldn't I be embarrassed?

Oh, uncle, you are so bad. Are you going to let me feed you in person? The woman next to me trembles and her body is tightly pressed against my arm

Feeling the soft feeling on my arms, I felt both stimulating and ashamed, and my face turned red all of a sudden

Oh, uncle, why are you drunk before you even get drunk? Come on, I will feed you a tea and sober up

She must have done it on purpose, looking at her covering her mouth and laughing secretly, my teeth were itchy when I hated her

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Seeing her pick up the teacup and take a sip, her posture was so beautiful that I could not say anything, but I immediately had a bad premonition, but I couldn't think of what it was

Just as I was thinking hard about where the premonition came from, I felt a pair of jade lips suddenly pressed on my lips.

I finally knew the source of the bad premonition, but it was too late

The jade lips are soft and fragrant, and they keep sucking gently

My soul flew out of the sky and was in a state of confusion. Just when my love was in chaos, a flexible tongue penetrated between my upper and lower teeth, and the fragrant tea flowed into my throat.

Woo woo woo woo my first kiss is gone like that

No, I want to take revenge, I fought back, and for a moment, the sky was dim and the earth was shaken.

Finally I won, my fragrant lips seemed to be irritating, and I left my lips and gasped next to me.

Then he came to my ear and said softly: Good brother, I'm afraid of you, would you come to my room tonight? Let's see if you're still a boy. Tonight, my sister will let you know the taste of a woman. Is it okay to be a real man? Don't worry, my sister won't accept you money, hehe, I'll give you a red envelope afterwards.

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Seeing her acting like she was about to get up and pull me to the inner room, I hurriedly ran away in panic

Joke, if you catch it, wouldn’t it let me, the pure and kind little lamb fall into your tigress’s mouth?

In the end, I'm afraid you'll eat it and you won't even have bones left

Ignoring the unrestrained laughter behind me, I ran to the corner of the corridor before stopping

Turning his head and seeing that she didn't catch up, I finally breathed a sigh of relief

Looking up, it was getting late, so I asked the maid who was walking in the corridor where Li Yuhu lived, and went to find the nerd.

Haha, I don’t have to think about it and know that he doesn’t dare to spend the night in the brothel. I quickly call him home, maybe I can still catch up with dinner