Tunan lazily answered the phone: Ling Er, what's the matter?
Ling Huilin's helpless voice came from the receiver: Qingqing, we are in trouble
Tunan tightly clamped his phone: What's the trouble?
Ling Huilin paused: The neighbors of Dingyun Mansion reported that we illegally raised protected animals and sued the Animal Protection Association. Now the police are on the way and may have to arrest the little boys and go to the zoo to find professionals to raise them, and we must also be held criminally responsible.
Her head thrusts: I can’t raise the cub I gave birth to myself?
Ling Huilin: Yes, but this is illegal in the world
OK, Tunan leaned weakly on the recliner: Since you are calling, there will be no solution, right?
No, let Huilin rub his temples: We cannot resist the police's law enforcement. You follow them first. I contact the Monster Association and let them negotiate.
No, Tunan was completely speechless: Are you really his real father? If someone wants to take your son away, you are not angry?
I'm helpless, who knows that neighbors meddled with other people's business? Ling Huilin cried out: And at most they will come back in half a day. Be good, Qingqing, you want to be more open, no matter how bad they are, they are indeed protected animals. Humans will only take good care of them and will not be bad for them. Oh, by the way, you let the smelly eggs, no... Your nicknames are scattered and you have taken me apart. You let the fool harvest your tail into one, don't accidentally reveal the stuff.
As a boy, he is easy to support his reputation. Tunan doesn't care and ordered Huilin to accuse him: This is too cheap, right? We are all cultural people!
Tunan called the big fox Shunmao via the phone: It's okay, after the transformation, he will take his own name by himself
The two of them stopped talking, and after he hung up Huilin, he contacted the monster association. He had to mediate and quickly brought the kids back to Tunan and walked out of the floor-to-ceiling window and came to the balcony. The big peacock dragged his tail feathers up to three meters long, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, trembling eyelashes, and lay on the tree trunk to bask in the sun. It was simply the most beautiful painting in the Three Realms.
Tu Nan looked into the yard and saw his blood pressure suddenly rise: Princess! Don’t eat my brother!!!
After the roar of the Lion in Hedong, a bird caught a fright. A little native chicken in the yard looked at Tunan with a dull look at her. The bird's beak suddenly stopped. When the bird's beak loosened, she spit out a small insect in her mouth with a grievance. Tunan flashed and moved to the little native chicken like teleportation, picked up the bug, and then quickly pinched it and shook it twice: Chop egg, Chop egg?! Are you okay?
The little snake was only two fingers thick, opened its eyes, glanced at the little chicken with resentment, and then walked himself pitifully to Tunan's finger. Be good, be good, don't feel wronged, Tunan touched its smooth head: Look, I've scolded her, she won't dare to do it in the future
But the little chicken still looked dull, obviously not understanding why the worm could not be eaten by it. Now even the little snake buried its sharp head helplessly. It was obvious that it did not believe what Tunan said. Tunan was one big and two big, so it had to bring reinforcements: Xue Yunyi, usually when she started calling men's name, it was on the verge of an outbreak: Can you take care of your daughter? Last time my aunt came to see me, she ate the lipstick she brought with her. When Yueyue and her boyfriend got engaged, the engagement ring was also swallowed by her. As a result, the engagement banquet turned into a bunch of people who caught her and went to the pet hospital for gastric lavage. Now they started eating their younger brother, why can you still sleep? You tell me, is there any food your daughter doesn't eat in this world?
Xue Yunyi opened her eyes and said sadly: No
Tunan complained: Didn’t you let you look at the child? What are you looking at? It turns out that you are the one who is a father, can you live?
Xue Yunyi waved her hand: It's okay, it's a kid, it's normal to play, the princess is just having fun with her younger brother
Tunan rolled her eyes, and the old mother was worried about the future: After all, she is a girl, how can she eat so much? After eating, she becomes a fat man, how can she find a partner?
Xue Yunyi would answer this question, and he said: Oh? How could it be? Look, figure and how much you eat, it mainly depends on genes. He gestured to his body: Look at me, and then gestured to Tu Nan from a distance: Look at you again, and then he collapsed back to the branch: Our daughters will definitely be the number one beauty in the Three Realms in the future.
Just this thing? Tunan carried a native chicken with a gray and brown hair all over her body. Oh no, the young peacock seriously doubted whether her father was sleeping stupidly and had a illegitimate illness. Sure enough, no matter what kind of parents they were, they were prone to unrealistic expectations for their children. Tunan sighed in his heart, and caught two cubs in one hand and entered the house. Tunan arranged a chicken and a snake, and then walked down the only normal-sized cat in the room and called out: Hair egg, Hair egg?
Meow Wave Wave
What crawled out of the cat's house was not a tiger, but a gray object. The sesame paste was already an old cat. Because the food was so good, middle-aged people gained weight and quickly got up half of the moon. However, the middle-aged uncle also wanted to act coquettishly, his ears shrank into a plane and rubbed his ears on Tunan. Maybe it was because the little tiger was grown up by the old cat. The old cat was not very afraid of the little tiger. Every cat and tiger can play with yarn balls from time to time, so the sesame paste can sleep on the little tiger's bed. It seems that the hairy eggs are not here. Tunan scratched his head and didn't see it in other places in the house?
Suddenly she paused, and she had a bad premonition. She quickly walked through the house and walked to Ling Huilin's yard... Tunan grabbed the back of the striped white tiger and lifted it up, scolding her: How do I educate you every day? Who inherited this habit of stealing?
The little tiger blinked his eyes and looked innocent. Tunan was caught by Cute and started to masturbate in principle. The young tiger's hair was still very soft, and it felt so good to touch it, so it was a waste of aspiration to suck cats!
Tunan sighed in her heart. She picked up the little tiger and asked: Did you see where did you hide your younger brother?
The little tiger shook its nose and sniffed it, pointing its claws to the direction of the study. Tunan hugged the little tiger, and kept stroking his hands and walked into the study. Sure enough, he found the little fox buried in it in a pile of books. It was the youngest, with only two nine tails growing, and it had to be transformed into a nine-tailed fox. However, the smell of the hanging book bag on his father's body has been inherited. He obviously couldn't even say anything, but he was buried in the pile of books every day. I don't know how many words he knew. Anyway, this kid usually teaches Huilin himself, and Tunan couldn't figure out how many drops of ink there were in his belly. Tunan hugged one in one hand, feeling the furry feel of the two little things, and his heart was soft. Four could be considered as being together. At that time, the little tiger and the little peacock gave birth to one child, one male and one female, the dragon and the phoenix were auspicious, Tunan was very maternal, and gave the boy a nickname YuanbaoBecause he was Jin Yuan's baby, I gave it to the girl, oh no, it was still an egg at that time, and the name was Princess. This was the first girl in the family, the pearl in the palm of his hand. The fathers spoiled her, and it was nothing wrong. Unfortunately, since Xiao Jue's egg was born, the name of the child in the family has completely deviated. Others except Xiao Jue gathered their minds and discussed it enthusiastically. In any case, they would put the word "egg" into the child's nickname. Because the pattern on the little snake was black and yellow, it was called "pepper". Later, Huilin's cub was born. He racked his brains to put his and Tunan's characteristics into the child's nickname. After thinking about it, he came up with a fox picture, which is the homonym of "hutu", Gu Linghu said that the name is the most confusing, but in fact it is the smartest. How contrasting it is. It is almost beaten by the other three fathers who hope that their children (children) and dragons (phoenixes) and the children in the family are three men and one woman. How unfair Xiao Jue thinks, why do they all have all kinds of meaningful names, but my son wants to be called Pidan?
So he began to brainwash Tunan without any trace, why didn’t he name all three boys or eggs?
This is both easy to remember and easy to read. Xiaonan was taken into the ditch. The little tiger was wet when it was born, and all the young hairs were stuck on his body. It was called a hair egg. The little fox was miserable. The fox demon before his transformation had a stinky smell. Until it transformed, the smell turned into a fascinating fragrance that could make the enemy lose consciousness. Although the little fox had already become sensible and did not fart, the name of this stinky egg was already on his head and could not be taken off. Even his father Ling Huilin was exposed by Xue Yunyi after he became an adult and said that he was slutty, let alone such a little fox who could not speak?
Hmm, let's talk about it, get to the point of the topic, and put them out in a word and said seriously: Babies, today, the police uncle will come and take you to a fun place. Let Dad pick you up tonight
The little boys looked at each other, whispering, saying various animal words that mother doesn't understand: Jigugu, Jigugugu? (Really? Go out to play?)
Little Fox: Wow, wow, wow (Are you stupid or not, it’s not that simple, I think there is a trap)
Little Snake: Hissing Wave (I agree)
The little tiger looked at this and then that, and chose to believe the two people with high IQs: Woo wow, Woo wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow w
Before he finished speaking, the four kids scattered Tunan held his forehead with his hands, sighed to the sky, she dragged her tired body to Xue Yunyi: I said, they can actually speak, right? Why do I feel that I am the only one in the family is kept in the dark? I just saw them talking with my own eyes
Xue Yunyi turned over: How could it be? A monster without transformation can't speak (it can't speak human words)
Tunan was hugged by him and complained: What should I do? The police are coming.
Xue Yunyi kissed her forehead: Don't worry, didn't Linghulu say it? Just go for a long time and let them feel the horror of the world in advance, so as not to run outside if they have nothing to do, and be seen by passers-by, and have aroused the police.
The sirens sounded from afar. Before the police arrived, Xiao Jue finally rushed back. Xue Yunyi is now a real heavyweight actor. His little movements can be on the front page. It is not suitable for negotiation. Jin Yuan is not at home and ordered Huilin to go to the Monster Association. He had to call Xiao Jue back and take the blame. The moment the police entered the door, Xue Yunyi disappeared. Xiao Jue also hurriedly grabbed Tunan's waist. He looked at the group of people coming in and nodded: Police officers, we admit our mistakes, please don't be nervous.
Look, even though he might be the one who needs to be arrested, he told the police not to be nervous. President Xiao thought to himself, a bunch of people, don’t scare my wife and children anymore. Mr. Xiao, the police hat, with a stern face, showed a search warrant: You are suspected of illegal smuggling and raising national protected animals. According to the Wildlife Protection Law, we need to ask you a few questions, please follow us
Xiao Jue's expression has not changed, but he just sorted out Tunan's hair: Don't worry, I will watch them on the road
Because Xiao Jue cooperated quite well, the police did not make things difficult for him, but just invited him into the police car. The people behind him were carrying four cages of different sizes, carrying four cubs that were caught.
Ling Huilin's helpless voice came from the receiver: Qingqing, we are in trouble
Tunan tightly clamped his phone: What's the trouble?
Ling Huilin paused: The neighbors of Dingyun Mansion reported that we illegally raised protected animals and sued the Animal Protection Association. Now the police are on the way and may have to arrest the little boys and go to the zoo to find professionals to raise them, and we must also be held criminally responsible.
Her head thrusts: I can’t raise the cub I gave birth to myself?
Ling Huilin: Yes, but this is illegal in the world
OK, Tunan leaned weakly on the recliner: Since you are calling, there will be no solution, right?
No, let Huilin rub his temples: We cannot resist the police's law enforcement. You follow them first. I contact the Monster Association and let them negotiate.
No, Tunan was completely speechless: Are you really his real father? If someone wants to take your son away, you are not angry?
I'm helpless, who knows that neighbors meddled with other people's business? Ling Huilin cried out: And at most they will come back in half a day. Be good, Qingqing, you want to be more open, no matter how bad they are, they are indeed protected animals. Humans will only take good care of them and will not be bad for them. Oh, by the way, you let the smelly eggs, no... Your nicknames are scattered and you have taken me apart. You let the fool harvest your tail into one, don't accidentally reveal the stuff.
As a boy, he is easy to support his reputation. Tunan doesn't care and ordered Huilin to accuse him: This is too cheap, right? We are all cultural people!
Tunan called the big fox Shunmao via the phone: It's okay, after the transformation, he will take his own name by himself
The two of them stopped talking, and after he hung up Huilin, he contacted the monster association. He had to mediate and quickly brought the kids back to Tunan and walked out of the floor-to-ceiling window and came to the balcony. The big peacock dragged his tail feathers up to three meters long, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, trembling eyelashes, and lay on the tree trunk to bask in the sun. It was simply the most beautiful painting in the Three Realms.
Tu Nan looked into the yard and saw his blood pressure suddenly rise: Princess! Don’t eat my brother!!!
After the roar of the Lion in Hedong, a bird caught a fright. A little native chicken in the yard looked at Tunan with a dull look at her. The bird's beak suddenly stopped. When the bird's beak loosened, she spit out a small insect in her mouth with a grievance. Tunan flashed and moved to the little native chicken like teleportation, picked up the bug, and then quickly pinched it and shook it twice: Chop egg, Chop egg?! Are you okay?
The little snake was only two fingers thick, opened its eyes, glanced at the little chicken with resentment, and then walked himself pitifully to Tunan's finger. Be good, be good, don't feel wronged, Tunan touched its smooth head: Look, I've scolded her, she won't dare to do it in the future
But the little chicken still looked dull, obviously not understanding why the worm could not be eaten by it. Now even the little snake buried its sharp head helplessly. It was obvious that it did not believe what Tunan said. Tunan was one big and two big, so it had to bring reinforcements: Xue Yunyi, usually when she started calling men's name, it was on the verge of an outbreak: Can you take care of your daughter? Last time my aunt came to see me, she ate the lipstick she brought with her. When Yueyue and her boyfriend got engaged, the engagement ring was also swallowed by her. As a result, the engagement banquet turned into a bunch of people who caught her and went to the pet hospital for gastric lavage. Now they started eating their younger brother, why can you still sleep? You tell me, is there any food your daughter doesn't eat in this world?
Xue Yunyi opened her eyes and said sadly: No
Tunan complained: Didn’t you let you look at the child? What are you looking at? It turns out that you are the one who is a father, can you live?
Xue Yunyi waved her hand: It's okay, it's a kid, it's normal to play, the princess is just having fun with her younger brother
Tunan rolled her eyes, and the old mother was worried about the future: After all, she is a girl, how can she eat so much? After eating, she becomes a fat man, how can she find a partner?
Xue Yunyi would answer this question, and he said: Oh? How could it be? Look, figure and how much you eat, it mainly depends on genes. He gestured to his body: Look at me, and then gestured to Tu Nan from a distance: Look at you again, and then he collapsed back to the branch: Our daughters will definitely be the number one beauty in the Three Realms in the future.
Just this thing? Tunan carried a native chicken with a gray and brown hair all over her body. Oh no, the young peacock seriously doubted whether her father was sleeping stupidly and had a illegitimate illness. Sure enough, no matter what kind of parents they were, they were prone to unrealistic expectations for their children. Tunan sighed in his heart, and caught two cubs in one hand and entered the house. Tunan arranged a chicken and a snake, and then walked down the only normal-sized cat in the room and called out: Hair egg, Hair egg?
Meow Wave Wave
What crawled out of the cat's house was not a tiger, but a gray object. The sesame paste was already an old cat. Because the food was so good, middle-aged people gained weight and quickly got up half of the moon. However, the middle-aged uncle also wanted to act coquettishly, his ears shrank into a plane and rubbed his ears on Tunan. Maybe it was because the little tiger was grown up by the old cat. The old cat was not very afraid of the little tiger. Every cat and tiger can play with yarn balls from time to time, so the sesame paste can sleep on the little tiger's bed. It seems that the hairy eggs are not here. Tunan scratched his head and didn't see it in other places in the house?
Suddenly she paused, and she had a bad premonition. She quickly walked through the house and walked to Ling Huilin's yard... Tunan grabbed the back of the striped white tiger and lifted it up, scolding her: How do I educate you every day? Who inherited this habit of stealing?
The little tiger blinked his eyes and looked innocent. Tunan was caught by Cute and started to masturbate in principle. The young tiger's hair was still very soft, and it felt so good to touch it, so it was a waste of aspiration to suck cats!
Tunan sighed in her heart. She picked up the little tiger and asked: Did you see where did you hide your younger brother?
The little tiger shook its nose and sniffed it, pointing its claws to the direction of the study. Tunan hugged the little tiger, and kept stroking his hands and walked into the study. Sure enough, he found the little fox buried in it in a pile of books. It was the youngest, with only two nine tails growing, and it had to be transformed into a nine-tailed fox. However, the smell of the hanging book bag on his father's body has been inherited. He obviously couldn't even say anything, but he was buried in the pile of books every day. I don't know how many words he knew. Anyway, this kid usually teaches Huilin himself, and Tunan couldn't figure out how many drops of ink there were in his belly. Tunan hugged one in one hand, feeling the furry feel of the two little things, and his heart was soft. Four could be considered as being together. At that time, the little tiger and the little peacock gave birth to one child, one male and one female, the dragon and the phoenix were auspicious, Tunan was very maternal, and gave the boy a nickname YuanbaoBecause he was Jin Yuan's baby, I gave it to the girl, oh no, it was still an egg at that time, and the name was Princess. This was the first girl in the family, the pearl in the palm of his hand. The fathers spoiled her, and it was nothing wrong. Unfortunately, since Xiao Jue's egg was born, the name of the child in the family has completely deviated. Others except Xiao Jue gathered their minds and discussed it enthusiastically. In any case, they would put the word "egg" into the child's nickname. Because the pattern on the little snake was black and yellow, it was called "pepper". Later, Huilin's cub was born. He racked his brains to put his and Tunan's characteristics into the child's nickname. After thinking about it, he came up with a fox picture, which is the homonym of "hutu", Gu Linghu said that the name is the most confusing, but in fact it is the smartest. How contrasting it is. It is almost beaten by the other three fathers who hope that their children (children) and dragons (phoenixes) and the children in the family are three men and one woman. How unfair Xiao Jue thinks, why do they all have all kinds of meaningful names, but my son wants to be called Pidan?
So he began to brainwash Tunan without any trace, why didn’t he name all three boys or eggs?
This is both easy to remember and easy to read. Xiaonan was taken into the ditch. The little tiger was wet when it was born, and all the young hairs were stuck on his body. It was called a hair egg. The little fox was miserable. The fox demon before his transformation had a stinky smell. Until it transformed, the smell turned into a fascinating fragrance that could make the enemy lose consciousness. Although the little fox had already become sensible and did not fart, the name of this stinky egg was already on his head and could not be taken off. Even his father Ling Huilin was exposed by Xue Yunyi after he became an adult and said that he was slutty, let alone such a little fox who could not speak?
Hmm, let's talk about it, get to the point of the topic, and put them out in a word and said seriously: Babies, today, the police uncle will come and take you to a fun place. Let Dad pick you up tonight
The little boys looked at each other, whispering, saying various animal words that mother doesn't understand: Jigugu, Jigugugu? (Really? Go out to play?)
Little Fox: Wow, wow, wow (Are you stupid or not, it’s not that simple, I think there is a trap)
Little Snake: Hissing Wave (I agree)
The little tiger looked at this and then that, and chose to believe the two people with high IQs: Woo wow, Woo wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow w
Before he finished speaking, the four kids scattered Tunan held his forehead with his hands, sighed to the sky, she dragged her tired body to Xue Yunyi: I said, they can actually speak, right? Why do I feel that I am the only one in the family is kept in the dark? I just saw them talking with my own eyes
Xue Yunyi turned over: How could it be? A monster without transformation can't speak (it can't speak human words)
Tunan was hugged by him and complained: What should I do? The police are coming.
Xue Yunyi kissed her forehead: Don't worry, didn't Linghulu say it? Just go for a long time and let them feel the horror of the world in advance, so as not to run outside if they have nothing to do, and be seen by passers-by, and have aroused the police.
The sirens sounded from afar. Before the police arrived, Xiao Jue finally rushed back. Xue Yunyi is now a real heavyweight actor. His little movements can be on the front page. It is not suitable for negotiation. Jin Yuan is not at home and ordered Huilin to go to the Monster Association. He had to call Xiao Jue back and take the blame. The moment the police entered the door, Xue Yunyi disappeared. Xiao Jue also hurriedly grabbed Tunan's waist. He looked at the group of people coming in and nodded: Police officers, we admit our mistakes, please don't be nervous.
Look, even though he might be the one who needs to be arrested, he told the police not to be nervous. President Xiao thought to himself, a bunch of people, don’t scare my wife and children anymore. Mr. Xiao, the police hat, with a stern face, showed a search warrant: You are suspected of illegal smuggling and raising national protected animals. According to the Wildlife Protection Law, we need to ask you a few questions, please follow us
Xiao Jue's expression has not changed, but he just sorted out Tunan's hair: Don't worry, I will watch them on the road
Because Xiao Jue cooperated quite well, the police did not make things difficult for him, but just invited him into the police car. The people behind him were carrying four cages of different sizes, carrying four cubs that were caught.
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