At 10 o'clock the next morning, I drove my BMW X5 on time to the door of Jinjiang Hotel. Sure enough, I could see the short, thick, black and strong Zhuang Yunsheng and the strong Superintendent Cao gathered at the door of the hotel to chat and laugh.The two of them noticed me when I parked the car in front of them and opened the door and walked out.
Oh, Mr. He, why are you here? Where is Tu Xiaofeng?Zhuang Yunsheng's face showed surprise.
I hurried and greeted them enthusiastically: Director Zhuang, Director Cao, the two have disappeared for many days.Xiaofeng had a meeting in Hangzhou today. If he couldn't come, he entrusted me to come.
Zhuang Yunsheng looked disappointed and said: Oh, what about Yang Yuanqing, why didn’t he come?Oh, Mr. Yang had something to do at home today and didn’t come to the unit.Mr. Tu specifically instructed me to throw away my work and accompany me to Jile Villa in Xuedou Mountain for a good time.In order to dispel Zhuang Yunsheng's suspicion, I took the initiative to show my bottom.
Oh, that's it.Zhuang Yunsheng's attitude is unknown.
Alas, Lao Zhuang, Mr. He is the same when he comes. Look at your disappointed face, it seems like you have lost your wallet.Mr. He, after the farewell of Lin'an, we finally met in Ningbo again.Do you remember?At that time, I said at Lin'an Municipal Bureau that we will have a chance to see each other again.Superintendent Cao greeted me warmly, without any notice.
you do not say.Director Cao has a far-sighted vision and can do it well. Even if we are sure we will be together.Hahaha?? I responded to him with a smile.
Oh, it seems that you are very familiar with Ah.Zhuang Yunsheng interrupted.
That's not.It was the last time when the toy was hiding poison in the belly, I had dealt with Mr. He.Mr. He is kind and polite. When I met him, I had a good time and had a very speculative chat at the Lin'an Municipal Bureau, so I got to know him.Superintendent Cao explained.
Oh oh oh, that's Ah.That's good, so that the three of us can chat together along the way without any restrictions.Actually, Mr. He and I are also very familiar with each other and have drunk twice.Lao Cao Ah, let me tell you that Mr. He also has a lot of alcohol, and his alcohol tolerance is comparable to you and I.We went to Jile Villa today and had a good meal with Mr. He. We divided the amount of alcohol in terms of alcohol. What do you think?Zhuang Yunsheng changed his previous cautious attitude towards me and pretended to be intimate.
Good Ah, this is the best.If you drink, you are afraid that you won’t meet your opponent. You can drink it and love it so that you can enjoy it.Superintendent Cao said with great enthusiasm.
OK, we have a final say.I see it is getting late, so let's get in the car and set off immediately. We can drink happily in Xuedou Mountain at noon.I opened the back seat door and asked the two to get in.
As soon as the three of them got on the bus, I started the bus and headed straight for the direction of Xuedou Mountain.Xuedou Mountain is more than 50 kilometers away from Ningbo city. Under normal circumstances, it should take less than an hour at my speed.But it was almost early summer, and the flowers were blooming along the way, and buses and small cars carrying tourists were flowing continuously on the road, and the road was filled with darkness, so my speed couldn't be raised.I had to follow the traffic and move forward slowly.While driving, I was looking for the car from the rearview mirror of the car, which car might be the car that followed Fu Yundong and Qi Yanjun.
In the back seat, Zhuang Yunsheng and Superintendent Cao rarely talked at first, but in order to liven up the atmosphere, I took the initiative to chat with them while driving, and told a few jokes about driving that I had seen from the Internet, which made Superintendent Cao laugh, and Zhuang Yunsheng also laughed dryly and accompanied them.Obviously, Zhuang Yunsheng seemed to have some concerns about me accompanying them on a trip.Maybe these jokes aroused the interest of Superintendent Cao, and he also said a few jokes he was familiar with, of course there are dirty jokes.Zhuang Yunsheng became interested and told a dirty joke he liked, and he used the form of a question and answer with Superintendent Cao.
I said Lao Cao, I recently studied "Journey to the West" and found a problem.The question is, do you know why female monsters like Tang Monk and his disciples on the way to the West to obtain scriptures?
This is not obvious. Tang Monk can live forever after eating meat, and Tang Monk also has fine skin and tender flesh. His three disciples look strange in shape. Which female fairy would like his three disciples?Maybe he would be cleaned up by the golden cudgel of Sun Wukong with a golden eye.
What you said is wrong, that is the old routine in the book, not the answer I want.
Oh, Brother Zhuang’s answer must be very interesting, I’ll listen carefully.
That's because Tang Seng's three disciples had bad Dharma names.Sun Wuzi's magic name is "Wukong", which is homophonic to Wukong, which means Wukong and having sex with the female fairy; Zhu Bajie's magic name is "Wu Neng", which is homophonic to Wuneng, which means being unable to have sex with the female fairy; Sha Seng's magic name is the most bizarre, which is Wujing, which means Wujing. Do you think the female fairy will still have sex with the monk Sha?
Hahaha??This explanation is weird enough.Then Tang Monk’s Dharma name is Sanzang, so what does it mean?
Lao Cao, you are stupid. You all know that Tang Seng’s Dharma name is Sanzang. That means that Tang Seng is powerful. The thing under his crotch is "three zhang" long. What female fairy doesn’t like men’s things, do you think?
Superintendent Cao and I couldn't help but burst into laughter after hearing this.I saw from the rearview mirror in the car that Superintendent Cao smiled and waved his big hand straight to Zhuang Yunsheng's thigh. He also praised Zhuang Yunsheng and said: Lao Zhuang Ah, you really have you. You are really different from others when you study "Journey to the West".There was Su Wenmao's "The Three Kingdoms" before, and today there is your "The Three Kingdoms" in Laozhuang's "The Song of Journey to the West", hahaha??
Maybe it was the laughter of the two of us that made Zhuang Yunsheng more excited, and he then told another pornographic joke about "Journey to the West".
It is said that Tang Monk met a female fairy on his way to the west to obtain the scriptures. The female fairy Ah has plump breasts and fat buttocks, very charming.When Tang Seng saw it, he hurriedly hugged the female witch and wanted to have sex.Seeing this, the banshee exclaimed, "Elder, the little girl has menstruation, so she may have inconvenience in her room."’After hearing this, Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said, ‘Amitabha, female donor, I am here to get the scriptures!’
Before he finished speaking, Superintendent Cao was already laughing in the back seat and laughing in tears.Hahaha, Lao Zhuang Ah, your "Journey to the West" has been studied.How did you come up with it?
Zhuang Yunsheng replied with a smile: You still have to think about Ah specifically!He is a man. As long as the thing under his crotch works, he can understand these jokes.
I knew that this was Zhuang Yunsheng showing off the dirty jokes he had seen on the Internet, but in order to please him and reduce his guard against me, I interrupted: Zhuang is really humorous and witty, and it is unique.Combine "Journey to the West" with the ideas and concepts of modern people, and learn and apply them well.
Zhuang Yunsheng waved his hand and smiled: It's far from it, it's far from it, I can only show off in front of you.Compared with Director Lin of the Municipal Bureau, it was really a little monk who met the big abbot.Director Lin of the Municipal Bureau’s research on “Journey to the West” is so thorough. I heard him tell you the dirty jokes about “Journey to the West” and say them for three days without any repetition. This is also a way to pick up people’s wisdom.
The dirty joke about "Journey to the West" that Zhuang Yunsheng had been doing for a long time came from Director Lin of Ningbo Municipal Bureau. I thought it was him who saw it online.Think about it, Zhuang Yunsheng studied three ways every day, so how could he have the leisure and time to take a walk online?
I heard the police officer Cao laugh and said: Lao Zhuang Ah, if you say the dirty jokes in "Journey to the West" are not as good as those of the Lin Bureau of the Municipal Bureau, but the old gun under your crotch is probably not much worse than that of the Lin Bureau.Today we are rare to get together. Let me tell you brothers, how many female fairies have you dealt with with this old gun? Hehe??
When I heard that Superintendent Cao had mentioned this more important topic, I immediately raised my ears and listened quietly.But Zhuang Yunsheng pondered: Haha, let’s not talk about this.
What are you afraid of? The only three of us are in the car.Mr. He and you and me are both spoiled. Today, Mr. Tu sent him to accompany us to Jile Villa for a trip, so he is not an outsider.What's more, Mr. He and I were in my office of Lin'an Municipal Bureau. While drinking tea, we mentioned the nicknames of the guy's four golden flowers at the Nangang Branch.This is also your man’s glorious performance. What’s hard to say or mention?The gun under a man's crotch can make many beauties surrender, which is also an amazing achievement.Mr. He, do you think this is the case?
I took the words of Superintendent Cao and said deliberately: That's not true.If a man has no personal charm or good skills, and does not have good shooting skills, can a woman take the initiative to throw herself into her arms?I have long heard that Zhuang Bureau can be both literary and military, and it is a dragon and phoenix among people.Beautiful women admire strong men the most, which is a general natural law.A sensible person like Zhuang Director wants to get rid of the entanglement of beauties, which is also a happy worry.In fact, as for Director Cao’s question, I also want to know what kind of answers Director Zhuang will give.
Oh, Mr. He, why are you here? Where is Tu Xiaofeng?Zhuang Yunsheng's face showed surprise.
I hurried and greeted them enthusiastically: Director Zhuang, Director Cao, the two have disappeared for many days.Xiaofeng had a meeting in Hangzhou today. If he couldn't come, he entrusted me to come.
Zhuang Yunsheng looked disappointed and said: Oh, what about Yang Yuanqing, why didn’t he come?Oh, Mr. Yang had something to do at home today and didn’t come to the unit.Mr. Tu specifically instructed me to throw away my work and accompany me to Jile Villa in Xuedou Mountain for a good time.In order to dispel Zhuang Yunsheng's suspicion, I took the initiative to show my bottom.
Oh, that's it.Zhuang Yunsheng's attitude is unknown.
Alas, Lao Zhuang, Mr. He is the same when he comes. Look at your disappointed face, it seems like you have lost your wallet.Mr. He, after the farewell of Lin'an, we finally met in Ningbo again.Do you remember?At that time, I said at Lin'an Municipal Bureau that we will have a chance to see each other again.Superintendent Cao greeted me warmly, without any notice.
you do not say.Director Cao has a far-sighted vision and can do it well. Even if we are sure we will be together.Hahaha?? I responded to him with a smile.
Oh, it seems that you are very familiar with Ah.Zhuang Yunsheng interrupted.
That's not.It was the last time when the toy was hiding poison in the belly, I had dealt with Mr. He.Mr. He is kind and polite. When I met him, I had a good time and had a very speculative chat at the Lin'an Municipal Bureau, so I got to know him.Superintendent Cao explained.
Oh oh oh, that's Ah.That's good, so that the three of us can chat together along the way without any restrictions.Actually, Mr. He and I are also very familiar with each other and have drunk twice.Lao Cao Ah, let me tell you that Mr. He also has a lot of alcohol, and his alcohol tolerance is comparable to you and I.We went to Jile Villa today and had a good meal with Mr. He. We divided the amount of alcohol in terms of alcohol. What do you think?Zhuang Yunsheng changed his previous cautious attitude towards me and pretended to be intimate.
Good Ah, this is the best.If you drink, you are afraid that you won’t meet your opponent. You can drink it and love it so that you can enjoy it.Superintendent Cao said with great enthusiasm.
OK, we have a final say.I see it is getting late, so let's get in the car and set off immediately. We can drink happily in Xuedou Mountain at noon.I opened the back seat door and asked the two to get in.
As soon as the three of them got on the bus, I started the bus and headed straight for the direction of Xuedou Mountain.Xuedou Mountain is more than 50 kilometers away from Ningbo city. Under normal circumstances, it should take less than an hour at my speed.But it was almost early summer, and the flowers were blooming along the way, and buses and small cars carrying tourists were flowing continuously on the road, and the road was filled with darkness, so my speed couldn't be raised.I had to follow the traffic and move forward slowly.While driving, I was looking for the car from the rearview mirror of the car, which car might be the car that followed Fu Yundong and Qi Yanjun.
In the back seat, Zhuang Yunsheng and Superintendent Cao rarely talked at first, but in order to liven up the atmosphere, I took the initiative to chat with them while driving, and told a few jokes about driving that I had seen from the Internet, which made Superintendent Cao laugh, and Zhuang Yunsheng also laughed dryly and accompanied them.Obviously, Zhuang Yunsheng seemed to have some concerns about me accompanying them on a trip.Maybe these jokes aroused the interest of Superintendent Cao, and he also said a few jokes he was familiar with, of course there are dirty jokes.Zhuang Yunsheng became interested and told a dirty joke he liked, and he used the form of a question and answer with Superintendent Cao.
I said Lao Cao, I recently studied "Journey to the West" and found a problem.The question is, do you know why female monsters like Tang Monk and his disciples on the way to the West to obtain scriptures?
This is not obvious. Tang Monk can live forever after eating meat, and Tang Monk also has fine skin and tender flesh. His three disciples look strange in shape. Which female fairy would like his three disciples?Maybe he would be cleaned up by the golden cudgel of Sun Wukong with a golden eye.
What you said is wrong, that is the old routine in the book, not the answer I want.
Oh, Brother Zhuang’s answer must be very interesting, I’ll listen carefully.
That's because Tang Seng's three disciples had bad Dharma names.Sun Wuzi's magic name is "Wukong", which is homophonic to Wukong, which means Wukong and having sex with the female fairy; Zhu Bajie's magic name is "Wu Neng", which is homophonic to Wuneng, which means being unable to have sex with the female fairy; Sha Seng's magic name is the most bizarre, which is Wujing, which means Wujing. Do you think the female fairy will still have sex with the monk Sha?
Hahaha??This explanation is weird enough.Then Tang Monk’s Dharma name is Sanzang, so what does it mean?
Lao Cao, you are stupid. You all know that Tang Seng’s Dharma name is Sanzang. That means that Tang Seng is powerful. The thing under his crotch is "three zhang" long. What female fairy doesn’t like men’s things, do you think?
Superintendent Cao and I couldn't help but burst into laughter after hearing this.I saw from the rearview mirror in the car that Superintendent Cao smiled and waved his big hand straight to Zhuang Yunsheng's thigh. He also praised Zhuang Yunsheng and said: Lao Zhuang Ah, you really have you. You are really different from others when you study "Journey to the West".There was Su Wenmao's "The Three Kingdoms" before, and today there is your "The Three Kingdoms" in Laozhuang's "The Song of Journey to the West", hahaha??
Maybe it was the laughter of the two of us that made Zhuang Yunsheng more excited, and he then told another pornographic joke about "Journey to the West".
It is said that Tang Monk met a female fairy on his way to the west to obtain the scriptures. The female fairy Ah has plump breasts and fat buttocks, very charming.When Tang Seng saw it, he hurriedly hugged the female witch and wanted to have sex.Seeing this, the banshee exclaimed, "Elder, the little girl has menstruation, so she may have inconvenience in her room."’After hearing this, Tang Monk clasped his hands together and said, ‘Amitabha, female donor, I am here to get the scriptures!’
Before he finished speaking, Superintendent Cao was already laughing in the back seat and laughing in tears.Hahaha, Lao Zhuang Ah, your "Journey to the West" has been studied.How did you come up with it?
Zhuang Yunsheng replied with a smile: You still have to think about Ah specifically!He is a man. As long as the thing under his crotch works, he can understand these jokes.
I knew that this was Zhuang Yunsheng showing off the dirty jokes he had seen on the Internet, but in order to please him and reduce his guard against me, I interrupted: Zhuang is really humorous and witty, and it is unique.Combine "Journey to the West" with the ideas and concepts of modern people, and learn and apply them well.
Zhuang Yunsheng waved his hand and smiled: It's far from it, it's far from it, I can only show off in front of you.Compared with Director Lin of the Municipal Bureau, it was really a little monk who met the big abbot.Director Lin of the Municipal Bureau’s research on “Journey to the West” is so thorough. I heard him tell you the dirty jokes about “Journey to the West” and say them for three days without any repetition. This is also a way to pick up people’s wisdom.
The dirty joke about "Journey to the West" that Zhuang Yunsheng had been doing for a long time came from Director Lin of Ningbo Municipal Bureau. I thought it was him who saw it online.Think about it, Zhuang Yunsheng studied three ways every day, so how could he have the leisure and time to take a walk online?
I heard the police officer Cao laugh and said: Lao Zhuang Ah, if you say the dirty jokes in "Journey to the West" are not as good as those of the Lin Bureau of the Municipal Bureau, but the old gun under your crotch is probably not much worse than that of the Lin Bureau.Today we are rare to get together. Let me tell you brothers, how many female fairies have you dealt with with this old gun? Hehe??
When I heard that Superintendent Cao had mentioned this more important topic, I immediately raised my ears and listened quietly.But Zhuang Yunsheng pondered: Haha, let’s not talk about this.
What are you afraid of? The only three of us are in the car.Mr. He and you and me are both spoiled. Today, Mr. Tu sent him to accompany us to Jile Villa for a trip, so he is not an outsider.What's more, Mr. He and I were in my office of Lin'an Municipal Bureau. While drinking tea, we mentioned the nicknames of the guy's four golden flowers at the Nangang Branch.This is also your man’s glorious performance. What’s hard to say or mention?The gun under a man's crotch can make many beauties surrender, which is also an amazing achievement.Mr. He, do you think this is the case?
I took the words of Superintendent Cao and said deliberately: That's not true.If a man has no personal charm or good skills, and does not have good shooting skills, can a woman take the initiative to throw herself into her arms?I have long heard that Zhuang Bureau can be both literary and military, and it is a dragon and phoenix among people.Beautiful women admire strong men the most, which is a general natural law.A sensible person like Zhuang Director wants to get rid of the entanglement of beauties, which is also a happy worry.In fact, as for Director Cao’s question, I also want to know what kind of answers Director Zhuang will give.
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