Qi Yanjun twisted the cigarette in his hand into the ashtray before he finished smoking. Alas, sometimes I think so too. It’s not bad if I am single, I’m better than being suspicious all day long.
Qi Yanjun's words took the initiative to pull the topic back for me, which made me secretly happy.
What an enviable thing to get married and have children.No matter what others think, I envy you very much.My wife is a beautiful policewoman, and you two are both golden boys and jade girls who are both handsome and talented. I guess your child is not much different, so he must be a little Anqier.
After hearing what I said, Qi Yanjun showed a smile on his face. Mr. He is too proud, we dare not be a golden boy and a jade girl.As for the child, I appreciate it.My child looks very nice and looks like Zhenxin, but his skin color is not as white as his mother.
oh.Children's black dots health sign.And I heard from my sister that during the first few months of the child’s birth, his appearance changed three times a month.Sometimes they look like dad, sometimes they look like mom.Sometimes, they even look like uncles, grandpas, and sometimes they are all genetically affected.My sister said that some parts of her son look a bit like me, but in fact, in my opinion, she and I are the same mother. My little nephew followed her mother, so naturally some parts look like me.There is a saying among the people: raising a child with his uncle and raising a daughter with his family. This is the reason.
Well, maybe it is.Anyway, my son looks more like her mother, but his skin color is not good.
By the way, you said Zhenxin didn’t want to have children too early, but you still had children less than three years after getting married, and you said it was an accident. What did you say?I'm very curious.I asked him deliberately in a casual tone.
A helpless smile appeared on Qi Yanjun's face: Alas, this?? This is so hard to say.
Oh, since that's the case, you don't have to say it.I can't bear it if I save you the embarrassment.I take retreat as the way to advance.
Actually, it's nothing, it's not too difficult.I can tell it, but Mr. He has to keep it secret for me.
This is no problem!I'm just curious, but I'm very strict, so please rest assured.I swear.Mr. He, although I don’t have a deep relationship with you, I feel that you are very upright and steady in your work since several contacts, unlike those hypocrites who are stupid.I really treat you as a friend, so I think it's okay to tell you.
Thank you very much for your trust, and I also think you, Xiaoqi, dare to act and act like a dignified man.
Thank you, let’s not compliment each other, let me tell you about my affairs.This is the thing. When we first got married, we all said that we would not have children early, but less than half a year after Zhenxin and I got married, some estrangement appeared between the two, such as the couple sleeping in separate rooms and various excuses to prevent me from having sex with her, which made me feel depressed.
On the anniversary of my first wedding, Zhenxin and I invited Fu Yundong and Liu Lu to dinner.When the two of them sneaked out to smoke, I told my good brother Fu Yundong about my distress.
Fu Yundong and Liu Lu got married less than a year, and they only had children at 7 months old.According to my calculations, their children should have been planted before marriage when they were pregnant for ten months.I made fun of Fu Yundong for this matter, but Fu Yundong didn't agree.
He said to me like this, ‘You bad guy, what’s wrong with that!Anyway, I didn't give up on it all the time, and I ended up marrying Liu Lu.Of course, I slept together before I got engaged to Liu Lu. Isn’t this very popular now?You don’t know the psychology of women. Whoever takes them to sleep first will have a good impression of who they are and will easily get it.Do you think of a beautiful woman like Liu Lu, who doesn’t covet her? I won’t do it earlier, and I will wait for others to do it first.Don't tell me, it was the first time you and Zhenxin that you only got married on the night, so I will look down on you.’
Of course I couldn't admit defeat in front of him, so I told you about the first time I and Zhenxin were in the new house.After hearing this, Fu Yundong even gave me a thumbs up and praised me for having an understanding and not ruining his good intentions in vain.
Then, Fu Yundong asked Zhenxin and I when we would have children.I didn't hide it from him, and threw all my troubles to him.Fu Yundong was a little surprised after hearing this.He told me that his wife Liu Lu and Zhen Xin worked together, and did not say that they were working overtime all day.Although there is sometimes an overtime duty, it is not said that the couple has to sleep in separate rooms.
Fu Yundong was originally a member of the Nangang Branch, but according to unwritten internal regulations, the couple could not work in the same department or unit.So less than half a year after they got married, he was transferred to another branch in Ningbo City, but he still had some understanding of the working status of the Nangang Branch.
In his opinion, the relationship between Zhen Xin and I was a bit abnormal, unlike the behavior of a newlywed couple.He asked a lot of details about Zhen Xin getting along with me, but I didn't see him either. I could say as much as I could.After hearing this, Fu Yundong analyzed it, saying, "I feel that there is a problem between you and your wife."You have to be careful, not to mention that Zhenxin has other men outside, you are confusedly labeled with a hat of that color.Of course, this is also my own opinion. I am an outsider and I cannot take my words seriously.But you should find ways to improve your relationship as soon as possible, and you cannot let it develop, otherwise you will be in a tragedy.’
I was a little anxious when I heard this, so I asked Fu Yundong for advice.Fu Yundong told me that children are the bond between husband and wife. With children, women will feel at ease with their families and will have a sense of responsibility for their husbands and children.For the sake of the present, it should be to let Zhenxin get pregnant and have a baby as soon as possible.He also told me that having a child is not easy, and it is not necessarily true that the wife can get pregnant immediately after ovulation. It depends on whether the body of both parties allows it.Some people try every means to want children, but they can't get on for a while.
I told him that when Zhenxin and I were in the same room, Zhenxin always asked me to wear condoms, and she herself didn't want children, so what should I do?
Fu Yundong laughed as soon as he heard this. He called me too real, brainless, and didn't know how to think of a solution.Then he mysteriously gave me a trick, which was to perform a small operation on the condom and use a needle to penetrate the eye.He also suggested that we should prick the condoms that we couple often use, and it is best to use a needle with a large needle hole to prick the eye to ensure that the sperm can flow out.
When I heard this, I suddenly realized and praised Fu Yundong for having an idea.He also joked that he was pregnant before marriage and did he use this trick to get Liu Lu done.
Fu Yundong was happy when he heard this, "You kid is still good at taking advantage. I don't thank me, Zhuge, for the plan to draw the ladders to go up the house, but instead he repaid his grudges and ridiculed me."Let me tell you that I took down Liu Lu as early as when I was in school.Otherwise, we would have missed the opportunity before we got married.As for pregnancy, it was because Liu Lu and I didn’t like to wear condoms when doing things, so we always asked me to pull it out at critical moments and line it up outside.But one day I ejaculated before I could pull it out, and Liu Lu became pregnant because of this.But, let me tell you the truth, that was because of it that I did not pull it out on purpose, and Liu Lu touched me.’
We both laughed at each other with a haha.It just so happened that Zhen Xin and Liu Lu came out to the bathroom and saw us laughing happily, so they squeezed our brothers and said that we didn't say anything good, so they laughed so happily.Fu Yundong and I were even more laughing when we heard this.
After I got home, I followed the method taught me by Fu Yundong and tampered with the condoms at home.
I calculated Zhen Xin's ovulation period, and by chance she didn't work overtime at work that day, so she slept at home.Of course, according to her bad rules, she slept on the big bed in the master bedroom and I slept on the single bed in the guest room.Before going to bed, Zhen Xin said to me with a stern face, "Qi Yanjun, I was so tired after being busy during the day today. Don't get into my house in the middle of the night to trouble me. Be careful that I'm not polite to you."’
I smiled apologetically, but I made up my mind that today, Zhenxin, would just throw me away, and I would do her too!
Qi Yanjun's words took the initiative to pull the topic back for me, which made me secretly happy.
What an enviable thing to get married and have children.No matter what others think, I envy you very much.My wife is a beautiful policewoman, and you two are both golden boys and jade girls who are both handsome and talented. I guess your child is not much different, so he must be a little Anqier.
After hearing what I said, Qi Yanjun showed a smile on his face. Mr. He is too proud, we dare not be a golden boy and a jade girl.As for the child, I appreciate it.My child looks very nice and looks like Zhenxin, but his skin color is not as white as his mother.
oh.Children's black dots health sign.And I heard from my sister that during the first few months of the child’s birth, his appearance changed three times a month.Sometimes they look like dad, sometimes they look like mom.Sometimes, they even look like uncles, grandpas, and sometimes they are all genetically affected.My sister said that some parts of her son look a bit like me, but in fact, in my opinion, she and I are the same mother. My little nephew followed her mother, so naturally some parts look like me.There is a saying among the people: raising a child with his uncle and raising a daughter with his family. This is the reason.
Well, maybe it is.Anyway, my son looks more like her mother, but his skin color is not good.
By the way, you said Zhenxin didn’t want to have children too early, but you still had children less than three years after getting married, and you said it was an accident. What did you say?I'm very curious.I asked him deliberately in a casual tone.
A helpless smile appeared on Qi Yanjun's face: Alas, this?? This is so hard to say.
Oh, since that's the case, you don't have to say it.I can't bear it if I save you the embarrassment.I take retreat as the way to advance.
Actually, it's nothing, it's not too difficult.I can tell it, but Mr. He has to keep it secret for me.
This is no problem!I'm just curious, but I'm very strict, so please rest assured.I swear.Mr. He, although I don’t have a deep relationship with you, I feel that you are very upright and steady in your work since several contacts, unlike those hypocrites who are stupid.I really treat you as a friend, so I think it's okay to tell you.
Thank you very much for your trust, and I also think you, Xiaoqi, dare to act and act like a dignified man.
Thank you, let’s not compliment each other, let me tell you about my affairs.This is the thing. When we first got married, we all said that we would not have children early, but less than half a year after Zhenxin and I got married, some estrangement appeared between the two, such as the couple sleeping in separate rooms and various excuses to prevent me from having sex with her, which made me feel depressed.
On the anniversary of my first wedding, Zhenxin and I invited Fu Yundong and Liu Lu to dinner.When the two of them sneaked out to smoke, I told my good brother Fu Yundong about my distress.
Fu Yundong and Liu Lu got married less than a year, and they only had children at 7 months old.According to my calculations, their children should have been planted before marriage when they were pregnant for ten months.I made fun of Fu Yundong for this matter, but Fu Yundong didn't agree.
He said to me like this, ‘You bad guy, what’s wrong with that!Anyway, I didn't give up on it all the time, and I ended up marrying Liu Lu.Of course, I slept together before I got engaged to Liu Lu. Isn’t this very popular now?You don’t know the psychology of women. Whoever takes them to sleep first will have a good impression of who they are and will easily get it.Do you think of a beautiful woman like Liu Lu, who doesn’t covet her? I won’t do it earlier, and I will wait for others to do it first.Don't tell me, it was the first time you and Zhenxin that you only got married on the night, so I will look down on you.’
Of course I couldn't admit defeat in front of him, so I told you about the first time I and Zhenxin were in the new house.After hearing this, Fu Yundong even gave me a thumbs up and praised me for having an understanding and not ruining his good intentions in vain.
Then, Fu Yundong asked Zhenxin and I when we would have children.I didn't hide it from him, and threw all my troubles to him.Fu Yundong was a little surprised after hearing this.He told me that his wife Liu Lu and Zhen Xin worked together, and did not say that they were working overtime all day.Although there is sometimes an overtime duty, it is not said that the couple has to sleep in separate rooms.
Fu Yundong was originally a member of the Nangang Branch, but according to unwritten internal regulations, the couple could not work in the same department or unit.So less than half a year after they got married, he was transferred to another branch in Ningbo City, but he still had some understanding of the working status of the Nangang Branch.
In his opinion, the relationship between Zhen Xin and I was a bit abnormal, unlike the behavior of a newlywed couple.He asked a lot of details about Zhen Xin getting along with me, but I didn't see him either. I could say as much as I could.After hearing this, Fu Yundong analyzed it, saying, "I feel that there is a problem between you and your wife."You have to be careful, not to mention that Zhenxin has other men outside, you are confusedly labeled with a hat of that color.Of course, this is also my own opinion. I am an outsider and I cannot take my words seriously.But you should find ways to improve your relationship as soon as possible, and you cannot let it develop, otherwise you will be in a tragedy.’
I was a little anxious when I heard this, so I asked Fu Yundong for advice.Fu Yundong told me that children are the bond between husband and wife. With children, women will feel at ease with their families and will have a sense of responsibility for their husbands and children.For the sake of the present, it should be to let Zhenxin get pregnant and have a baby as soon as possible.He also told me that having a child is not easy, and it is not necessarily true that the wife can get pregnant immediately after ovulation. It depends on whether the body of both parties allows it.Some people try every means to want children, but they can't get on for a while.
I told him that when Zhenxin and I were in the same room, Zhenxin always asked me to wear condoms, and she herself didn't want children, so what should I do?
Fu Yundong laughed as soon as he heard this. He called me too real, brainless, and didn't know how to think of a solution.Then he mysteriously gave me a trick, which was to perform a small operation on the condom and use a needle to penetrate the eye.He also suggested that we should prick the condoms that we couple often use, and it is best to use a needle with a large needle hole to prick the eye to ensure that the sperm can flow out.
When I heard this, I suddenly realized and praised Fu Yundong for having an idea.He also joked that he was pregnant before marriage and did he use this trick to get Liu Lu done.
Fu Yundong was happy when he heard this, "You kid is still good at taking advantage. I don't thank me, Zhuge, for the plan to draw the ladders to go up the house, but instead he repaid his grudges and ridiculed me."Let me tell you that I took down Liu Lu as early as when I was in school.Otherwise, we would have missed the opportunity before we got married.As for pregnancy, it was because Liu Lu and I didn’t like to wear condoms when doing things, so we always asked me to pull it out at critical moments and line it up outside.But one day I ejaculated before I could pull it out, and Liu Lu became pregnant because of this.But, let me tell you the truth, that was because of it that I did not pull it out on purpose, and Liu Lu touched me.’
We both laughed at each other with a haha.It just so happened that Zhen Xin and Liu Lu came out to the bathroom and saw us laughing happily, so they squeezed our brothers and said that we didn't say anything good, so they laughed so happily.Fu Yundong and I were even more laughing when we heard this.
After I got home, I followed the method taught me by Fu Yundong and tampered with the condoms at home.
I calculated Zhen Xin's ovulation period, and by chance she didn't work overtime at work that day, so she slept at home.Of course, according to her bad rules, she slept on the big bed in the master bedroom and I slept on the single bed in the guest room.Before going to bed, Zhen Xin said to me with a stern face, "Qi Yanjun, I was so tired after being busy during the day today. Don't get into my house in the middle of the night to trouble me. Be careful that I'm not polite to you."’
I smiled apologetically, but I made up my mind that today, Zhenxin, would just throw me away, and I would do her too!