Chapter 5 Mother’s phone call to make love

After his mother left, Li Yun wanted to spit on Pingshan's face.

Pingshan was not bad at observing his expressions and expressions. He immediately distanced himself from Li Yun and claimed his guilt with a smile: Monks also need to make money and live a life.

My mother usually pays attention to how many dollars you buy a vegetable. You are so awesome that she can fool her into buying your 180-yuan scent... When Li Yun saw that he couldn't spit Pingshan, he could only spit it on the ground with a mouthful of phlegm.

Haha, this is not a skill.Pingshan said as if he was ridiculed.

The two of them watched their mother enter the Sanqing Hall with incense, and Pingshan suddenly said softly: Li Yun, although you are young, your knowledge is extraordinary. Some things should not be said to children of your age, but I think it may be better to tell you.

Li Yun was stunned: If the Taoist priest has anything to say, you might as well say it directly.

Pingshan thought about it and seemed a little difficult to decide, but when he saw Li Yun's calm appearance, he finally said: I have a good understanding of human skills.I am bluntly speaking, Lingtang's face is quite bad.

Li Yun was puzzled: My mother had a bad face?

Pingshan fell into deep thought again and later answered: It's not bad, but the extreme will turn the opposite.The Lingtang has a beautiful appearance, and if it is an ordinary master of appearance, it is a sign that will boost the husband and prosper the family.I guess when your father married Lingtang, he probably calculated this.

When Li Yun remembered his grandfather and mother chatting, he also mentioned: Since marrying his mother, his father's career has been smooth sailing.

And the entire family has been thriving for more than ten years now.

This is exactly what Pingshan said to be prosperous and prosperous.

But in fact, Lingtang's face was really good. If it were in ancient times, it would be the appearance of Mother Yi in the world.

Pingshan's words really scared Li Yun.

What?Mother's character is in the world?Brother Pingshan Ah, can you joke that you can’t do it like this?This has to be put in the past, and I have to be beheaded.

I'm just a family's opinion, you just listen.Lingtang has a very good face and is far beyond the reach of a person.It seems to be a glorious in the early stage, but if the matchmaker is poor, he will not be able to bear this luck, and there will be bloody disasters, and...

Hirayama Moto wanted to tell Li Yun that his mother had eyebrows like a crescent moon, eyes like water, and peach blossoms... It was a lustful person, but he couldn't say this.

While Pingshan was hesitating, Li Yun said for him: And my mother's face is full of peach blossoms, right?

Huh...you knew it long ago?The plain mountain is as dumb as a wooden chicken.

I read the book on physiognomy two years ago. I didn’t understand it at the time, but now I understand it a little bit.I've seen my mother's face before.But I really didn't see it when you said that my mother had the appearance of being a mother in the world.

Li Yun looked at his mother's back in the Sanqing Palace, where she was worshiping devoutly and explained.

Since you know something, it's easy to do.Whether it is a peach blossom or not is not the point, but it is not necessarily a good thing to be in the hall.If there is no fitting match, I am afraid that I will die early.

Pingshan heard that Li Yun did not hide it, so he confessed.

Those who believe in physiognomy have something, and those who don’t believe in it have nothing.And my family believes in horses.Brother Pingshan Ah, it’s not that serious.

Although he said that, after the last contact, Li Yun knew that Taoist priest Pingshan was quite talented and knowledgeable.

It is one thing to fool pilgrims, but you won’t speak nonsense to yourself.

Yes, but Lingtang's face is really invisible. I have been practicing in Pingshan for decades and I have only seen one person today.If it weren't for the Lingtang, I would have doubted whether this aspect existed when my master mentioned it?

Pingshan also looked at Li Yun's mother's back, but his eyes were truly surprised.

So what do you mean by mentioning this?Li Yun asked tentatively.

When my master mentioned this aspect, he specifically explained the method of resolving misfortunes on this aspect, so that he could protect the relatives of the person who was in charge of the worry.I thought you might be using it, so I mentioned this.

Pingshan said it straight.

Then you might as well talk about it.If something really happened to my family, I might be able to solve the problem as it should.Li Yun became a little interested.

The method of solving misfortune is actually simple: ordinary people accumulate good deeds and virtues to seek blessings!However, those with this face need to do the opposite of the way, and they need to do things that are contrary to the morality and rebellion, and to remove some of their fortunes to suit the way of heaven.Then you can keep your safety.

Hirayama replied.

A great rebellion?You asked my mom to kill someone and do bad things Ah!What a joke?Nowadays, whoever wants to rebel will immediately destroy him.

Li Yun really wanted to laugh at this time.

No matter what religion it is, it almost always makes people do good deeds and accumulate virtues when preaching. But the Taoist priest in Pingshan in front of him is good and let his mother do the opposite, and he must do evil.

How can this not make Li Yun feel ridiculous?

Well, I just repeated what Master said back then.Don't laugh so exaggeratedly, okay?Stop laughing... I really have to find a crack in the ground to get into it... Pingshan also felt that what he said was a bit unreliable.

Seeing that Li Yun was about to bend over and blushed, he almost approached the monkey's butt.

My mother burned incense and made a wish, and consciously completed a very important task, and her mood improved a lot.

When leaving Xiangyun Temple, not only did he talk and laugh, but his steps became a little lighter.

This made Li Yun suffer, and his body had just recovered. It was quite difficult to keep up with his mother's fast pace.

However, this also fully proves that some of the role of religious beliefs, such as regulating a person's mentality, are fully reflected in the mother.

Li Yun also gained some gains when he saw Pingshan again this time. Of course, it was not the method of face-to-face relief as Taoist priests in Pingshan, but Pingshan saw that Li Yun was not in good health, so he taught some Taoist methods of breathing and self-cultivation.

Li Yun actually read some of these so-called Taoist secret techniques in books, but it was not until today that Taoist Taoist priest Pingshan really understood.

Although it is true that it is amazing, when Pingshan Yi's demonstration, in Li Yun's opinion, the radio gymnastics performed in the same school every day are not much different.

It’s just that I pay more attention to the adjustment of my breathing and the rhythm of my movements.

My mother looked around and found it interesting and learned it. However, she probably felt that it was not much different from the yoga and rhythmic exercises she practiced on weekdays, so she soon lost interest.

When I was returning home, my mother might have been too relaxed. She stared at the crosswalk across the road and then turned green and took a step out. Unexpectedly, a car turned on the left and rushed towards me before the yellow light went out.

Li Yun reacted in time and pulled his mother back, but because of his weakness and uncontrollable condition, he fell to the ground. Because of his inertia, his mother turned around and threw herself on Li Yun.

Although it hurts when the fall, Li Yun felt a strange softness and warmth when his mother's chest touched his chest.

When his mother's plump body further overwhelmed her whole body, Li Yun had a desire to be so happy that she moaned.

Finally, this feeling was just a matter of a moment.The mother climbed up from Li Yun in panic, grabbed Li Yun's shoulder and asked with concern: Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun, is it okay?

Li Yun replied that it was okay, but he felt extremely disappointed in his heart.

Two days ago, the scene of his mother's sympathy on the park lawn appeared in his mind.

At that time, my mother was stuck to her lover, but she couldn't bear to get up for a long time.

The vehicle that caused the accident stopped and left without stopping. My mother was so angry that she cursed a few words.Without seeing the license plate number clearly, the mother and son could only admit that they were unlucky.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I found that my aunt had been waiting at the door.

When they saw the two, the aunt quickly asked Li Yun about her condition. The sister-in-law and sister-in-law muttered a few words, and the aunt asked them to go in and rest, and the aunt took care of the dinner.

In Li Yun's memory, because of his advanced diploma, my mother studied in other places for a long time when she was over one year old. For almost a year, she was taken care of by her aunt.

Therefore, although I am afraid of my aunt, my feelings for her are also particularly deep.

Others call Auntie just a title, but for Li Yun, Auntie is just a good word.

It's an aunt, but she has the nature of a mother.

Seeing that my aunt took the initiative to take responsibility, my mother went back to her room to rest.

Li Yun couldn't calm down in his room.

My mind was filled with memories of the moment my mother overwhelmed her.

As he thought about it, Li Yun planned to go to his parents' room to talk to his mother.

When I opened the door, I saw that my aunt was busy in an apron in the kitchen, so I didn't bother her, but went straight outside my parents' room. Just as Li Yun was about to knock on the door, I heard the sound of her mother calling in the room.

My son is in poor health these two days, and my sister-in-law is also at home.I really can't get out...hehehe... can't bear it for only a few days?

It sounds nice...I don't know what you think Ah?I just want someone to help you relieve your fire...

I hate it, stop talking... Is it hot or not? It's up to you... Ah... I don't want it anymore, the person I'm talking about is really getting hot... Don't make such a sound.

Li Yun lowered his body and pressed his ear to the door.Hearing his mother's breathing became thicker, there was still gasping in the room.

Well, um...you're so bad...annoying!Well, I was lying on the bed...

I don't have the habit of sleeping naked. I'm wearing my underwear... Oh, stop talking, it's really wet...

Then Li Yun heard a subtle friction sound, probably the sound of his nails gently scraping silk items.

Ah…Ah…Well, the nipples are hard…so comfortable…

Oh...I'm rubbing, and it's rubbing... Well... my breasts are so big, round and soft, and my butt is so round and fat...

You stinky men are so fucked by them... Every time you go out on the street, others stare at their breasts and butts... They are so embarrassing.

Want it...Dear...Give me...Give me Ah...

Ah... Go in... Go in... Listen to Ah... Um... Um...

The continuous low creaking sound came out... It should be the spring inside the mattress after a certain part of the human body was squeezed into the mattress.

Oh...oh...Ah...is coming...is coming...

Li Yun listened carefully. Although he had never had real sexual experience, Li Yun also knew that the woman in the room was about to reach orgasm.

But I didn't expect a voice to ring in my ears: When did you learn to eavesdrop on this trick?

If it is an ordinary person, he would probably be extremely frightened at this time.

But Li Yun showed amazing skills in qi cultivation, his face kept changing and his heart turned around without beating.

I saw that my aunt's mouth was almost pressed against the position of her ear just now.

A pair of bright eyes faced my eyes, and the distance was probably less than ten centimeters.

Shh... Auntie, listen too... Li Yun put his fingers in the middle of his lips, made a gesture of silence, and actually invited his aunt to participate.

The aunt was stunned. Of course she didn't know what her mother was doing in the room.

Moreover, Li Yun's performance was really contrary to common sense, which made her feel at a loss. Driven by curiosity, she even put her ears on the door.

Ah…Ah…lost…lost…lost…lost…lost…lost…lost…

Hearing the sound of his mother, my aunt's face turned into a big red apple.

It was also a woman, and when she heard the sound, the aunt immediately understood what her mother was doing in the room.

Moreover, my aunt has not married yet, but she is an adult woman, so she has never had any similar behaviors.

Now he is eavesdropping on his sister-in-law masturbating outside the door with his nephew.

My aunt felt that she had completely lost all the dignity of her elders.

Of course, my aunt didn't know that while her sister-in-law was masturbating, she was also pleasing a opposite sex who didn't know where she was on the phone.

Just a moment of shock, my aunt reacted immediately.

In her opinion, her sister-in-law masturbates and masturbates is a normal life behavior for adult women.

And the nephew eavesdropped was obviously extremely wrong.

Therefore, we must educate the nephew who is sneaky.

Thinking of this, my aunt reached out and twisted Li Yun's ear, and then pulled Li Yun back to her room without making any sound.

During the grabbing process, Li Yun cooperated very well. Although his ear was twisted and painful, he did not say a word.

But when he entered the room, his aunt threw it on his bed and confirmed that his aunt turned around and closed the door, he said softly to his aunt who turned around: Mom was talking on the phone with someone just now...

When my aunt heard this, she stood there stunned.

She is not a child who is innocent and pure.

Although I haven't gotten married yet, I've had several boyfriends.

Even if you haven't tried those adult games between men and women, you can understand them clearly.

The meaning of Li Yun's words completely made her feel overwhelmed.

It's still supper.

My aunt was extremely silent. Even if my father opened his mouth to praise my sister for her good skills, he could only get a stiff smile from my aunt.

The mother, who knew nothing, was completely wrong and thought that her aunt was tired of handling supper alone, so she kept apologizing to her.

He said that he was not considerate well and just thought about being lazy and resting, but he didn't expect to come out to help.

My aunt only politely said about her mother, saying that this was completely impossible.

Li Yun just lowered his head and swelled his stomach.

My aunt's cooking skills are indeed very good, and Li Yun has been eating smoothly since she was a child. After living separately in recent years, she has rarely had the chance to eat it. Now the tables are full of them, and Li Yun is happy to eat it.

And my aunt was obviously angry at Li Yun's eating style and couldn't help but scold her: Eat, eat, sooner or later, you are so damn head.

The parents were obviously shocked by their aunt's words.My nephew loves to eat the dishes made by my aunt, so those who make my aunt should be happy.How could he scold this?

The aunt obviously realized that she was Meng Lang, so she started talking before her parents responded: Brother and sister-in-law, why not do this!Let Xiaoyun stay at my house for a few days!You are all busy with work, and my sister-in-law has also taken leave today.It is not appropriate to invite it tomorrow.Anyway, I'm just recuperating, so it's the same when I go to my place.My Cultural Bureau is just a waste of time to work, and it doesn’t matter whether I go to work or not.

This... The father hesitated for a moment and turned to look at his mother.

For him, it was not a big deal for his son to go to his aunt's place to stay for a few days and rest, but he always needed his mother's consent.

The mother turned her head to look at Li Yun, with a look of thought on her face.

After a while, my mother seemed to have made up her mind and turned around and nodded to her father.

Seeing my mother nodding, my aunt immediately smiled with her eyes: That's it, Xiaoyun will go back with me tonight.I agreed, don’t regret it!

The father smiled and replied: Then, if you are the aunt who loves Xiaoyun, this kid is lucky.

The father, mother and aunt all laughed happily at this time, and the previously depressed atmosphere was wiped out.

Li Yun also smiled foolishly, but noticed the resentment in his aunt's smile and the glimmer of his mother's smile.

After dinner, my mother arranged to pack Li Yun's clothes and toiletries and put a bag on her.

My aunt was not polite either. She took her bag and took Li Yun downstairs.

Along the way, Li Yun felt his aunt's hands trembling slightly and were sweating constantly.

When they arrived at the parking lot, Li Yun sat in the back row.

My aunt did not start driving. With the lights in the parking lot, Li Yun saw her aunt lying on the steering wheel, and her body was shaking constantly.

After a long time, my aunt smashed the steering wheel hard and said: "You fucking bitch!"In order to facilitate adultery with the adulterer, he doesn’t even want his fucking son!

After saying that, he suddenly turned around, stared at Li Yun with a pair of almond eyes, and then said to Li Yun in a relaxed tone that was completely inconsistent with his current expression: Smack brat, your mother doesn't want you anymore!

Li Yun looked at his aunt's expression and looked very serious.But then he laughed: What if I lied to you before?

After hearing this, my aunt had almost no reaction, but immediately turned around, ignited the fire and stepped on the accelerator.Because of the sudden movement, Li Yun was almost caught off guard and almost fell a big shot in the back row.