Chapter 149

My mother took Li Yun out of the ward and got on the car in the parking lot. My mother started the car and drove away from the hospital. Li Yun sat in the passenger seat, looked at his beautiful side face and asked softly: Sister Juan, are we now... going to Haibin Avenue?

While driving, my mother said in surprise: Why should I go to Haibin Avenue?No bad guy asked me for a date.

Li Yun suddenly woke up and took out his cell phone and said: Sister Juan, the bad guy is asking you for an appointment.

I'm driving. It's already noon. Let's find a place to have a meal first... My mother glanced at her son and suddenly asked: Where is the coat you took out?Shouldn't you throw the trash can?That coat is quite expensive, your dad likes to wear it very much.

Li Yun laughed with his cell phone and said: It’s too hindering to hold a coat on a hot day. I found a quickman and sent the coat home. Now it’s in the guard room. I took it with me when I got back...

My mother said in surprise: Good, very smart Ah...

Li Yun smiled and said: Normal, the third in the city.

My mother asked while driving: Who are the first and second?

Li Yun replied without thinking: Of course it’s you and your aunt, who else dares to have Ah?

My mother couldn't help but cover her mouth and laughed.

The mother drove the car to a restaurant, entered a private room with her son, then ordered a few dishes, and sat there and took out her cell phone.

Seeing this, Li Yun took out his cell phone, but he didn't know his mother's Momo number. Li Yun himself didn't need Momo himself. He thought of downloading, registering and activating, and felt very troublesome, so he simply sent a text message to his mother: Sister Juan, are you lonely?

The mother immediately replied to the text message: Who are you?I don’t know you, have you recognized the wrong person?

Li Yun immediately realized that he was playing the role of a one-night stand and would not know his mother's name. He quickly sent another text message: Your name is also Sister Juan Ah?What a coincidence, my ex-girlfriend also has a "Juan" in his name, called "Zhang Juan". What is your name Juan Ah?

My mother replied: It has nothing to do with you. Since you have recognized the wrong person, don’t harass me.Thanks.

Then Li Yun sent another text message, and his mother ignored it.

Li Yun was silent for a moment, and sent a message to his mother with a text message: When the golden wind and jade dew meet, it will be more than countless people in the world. If the love lasts for a long time, how can it be in the morning and evening... That day, when I saw you, I fell in love with you at first sight. In the vast sea of ​​people, you are naturally the brightest figure in my eyes. I knelt in front of the Buddha for five hundred years before I made a wish. This life turned into a stubborn stone under your feet, waiting for thousands of years, just to glance at the color of your underwear in your skirt when I met you...

When the mother saw this text message, the princess immediately laughed. She couldn't help but glance at her son in a charming way, picked up her hand and replied: I hate it, who are you?

Li Yun quickly wrote a text message: Guanguan Jujiu is in the River Island.A graceful lady is a gentleman.I can't ask for it, tossing and turning... I am your admirer. I will never regret it when my clothes get looser. I will become haggard for her... Beauty, please date me...

My mother replied: Very talented Ah, full of poems... But why should I date you?I don't even know you.

Li Yun replied: You live on the head of the Yangtze River, I live on the tail of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day but not see you. Drinking the water of the Yangtze River together... We can talk to you because we are destined to meet thousands of miles away, let alone we are less than a thousand meters... So, beauties, meet me, believe me, you will not regret it, I will spend a romantic and warm afternoon with you.

The mother pondered for a while before replying: Yes, send me a selfie first and come and take a look.

Li Yun took a photo of himself with his cell phone and sent it to his mother with a MMS.

After looking at it, my mother curled her lips and replied to the text message: No appointment, you are so young... you look like you are a minor at all, okay?

Li Yun was stunned for a moment, and saw that his mother was full of charm in her eyes. Then she realized that her mother was not playing a show, but was really flirting with a bad guy text message. Li Yun thought for a while and wrote on the text message: I am not born, but I am old.You hate me for being born late, and I hate me for being born early.I am not born, but I am old.I wish I could live a life at the same time, and I would be happy with you every day.Sister, it’s not my fault that I’m young, but you’re so beautiful that you don’t date me, it’s your fault... It’s the responsibility of my parents when I’m young, but sister, you’re so beautiful that I fall in love with it, it’s your own responsibility, you have to take responsibility.

Little brat, really good at talking...is he still a virgin?My mother's text message suddenly became sharp.

Li Yun was silent for a moment before replying: No, I have a girlfriend named Zhang Juan...

Yes, I thought your virginity was given to a woman named Li Jing... It turned out that she was given to Zhang Juan Ah... It was a misunderstanding... The mother's text message showed a sour smell, which made Li Yun laugh. It seemed that her mother was really performing in her true colors.

At this time, the waiter began to enter the private room to serve the food, but the mother and son ignored it and continued to flirt with text messages.

Li Yun sent: The person I love the most is always Zhang Juan.Li Jing and others can only rank second.Sister Juan, since you also have the word Juan, can you be my girlfriend who has been separated for many years?

Bastard Ah, I am your girlfriend who has been separated for many years, how could I not remember you?The mother replied with a smile.

Li Yun sent: Sister Juan, no wonder you forgot that after you and me separated, you lost your memory because of excessive sadness.In fact, we are all practitioners of Taoism and have been together for three lifetimes, but in this life, you have not been able to go through heavenly disasters and are knocked down to the mortal world.So, you are just a mortal who has lost his memory now. Only by using Taoist secret techniques can you open your seal and restore your memory...

The mother smiled so hard that she replied: Oh, Taoist secret technique?Is it a dual cultivation of Yin and Yang Ah?What a coincidence, I will have a little bit of Ah...

Li Yun replied: Is that true? It seems that Sister Juan, your Su Hui has begun to awaken, and it is not in vain that I have been looking for you for thousands of years...

My mother replied: Didn’t you make a wish in front of the Buddha for five hundred years, and become a stone under my feet, waiting for a thousand years just to see the color of my underwear?

Li Go replied: It's Ah, we are couples of three lives. When you were reincarnated, I didn't know who you would become, so we made an agreement to use your underwear to identify Ah...

Underwear identification, what if someone else wears the same underwear as me, what if you admit your mistake?The mother immediately fought back.

Li Yun replied: No, even if others wear underwear like you, I will not admit my mistake, because underwear is just a spiritual guide. The key is that there is a thousand-year soul sensing between me and you... Sister Juan, go on a date with me. I will use the dual cultivation technique of Yin and Yang to awaken your dusty memories and make you become a master of cultivation again...

Get out of here, little brat, you really know how to coax people... If you are so good at teasing women, will your mother not care about you?Get out of here, I will teach you a lesson on your mother!The mother sent a message half ashamed and half angry.

Li Yun immediately replied: OK, I'm in the Ronghua Restaurant on Shancheng Road, and I'll come over immediately.

My mother replied: Hey, what a coincidence, I am also in this private room...

Li Yun replied: So I said, we are lovers of three lives and three lives, and we have a close relationship... Sister Juan, I saw you, you are indeed the person I am looking for.

Li Yun put away the phone and smiled at his mother: Sister Juan, I finally found you, it's great.

The mother also put down the phone, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the dishes on the table, glanced at her son disdainfully, and said disgustedly: Little bean sprouts, are they so small, are they hairy?

Li Yun also started picking up food, looked at his mother, and said seriously: I have grown up, I am reborn 22 years later than you in this life, and it is my fault, but shouldn’t I stay here and cure you for the aftermath?You have to know that the quota for reincarnation on the earth is very short of money.And one day in the sky and one year on the earth, I came a little late if I rely on my relationship to go through the road...

As if she hadn't heard her son's nonsense, she asked leisurely: Stop talking nonsense, just be serious... How long is your little cock?How long have you been persisting?If the conditions meet the standards, it is not impossible for me to make an appointment with you.

Li Yun opened his mouth and wanted to tell the length of his penis. At this time, he saw the slow expression on his mother's face, and suddenly he was stunned. He thought that his son's penis was 12 cm, but his one-night stand was only 12 cm. Will the mother, who had returned to the state of a slut, dislike him?

That will definitely be!

Li Yun looked at his mother and said seriously: Sister Juan, I am still a virgin.

The mother looked at Li Yun in surprise and said: You told me just now that you gave Zhang Juan the virginity... Are you virgin again now?

It's Ah, I'm talking about the future, you are Zhang Juan, so I will give you virginity... We are in the gap between time and space, time is chaotic, but our love is eternal... Sister Juan, you and I have been in love for three lives and three lives... It's really a ten-mile peach blossom... Li Yun said it with deep affection and mouth flew everywhere.

The mother slowly ate the dishes, looked at her son with her eyes squinted, and said leisurely: Are she really a virgin?

Really, if you don't believe it, you can inspect the goods immediately.Li Yuntian said shamelessly to his mother.

My mother sucked the chopsticks and finally nodded slowly and said: Okay, after dinner, I will take you to Haibin Avenue...

Li Yun felt that the current script seemed to have deviated from the original concept, but he felt that it became extremely real. The key is that he was no longer a substitute or a sense of substitution. Instead, he was really hooking up with his mother who became a slut, and...

I spent all my efforts to hook up with my mother.

Li Yun and his mother stopped talking, but ate their own meals and soon finished their meals. Then the mother paid the bill. Before leaving, the mother went to the bathroom. When she came back, she had already changed into another set of clothes, which was the one she wore that day by her son. Looking at her son's surprised gaze, the mother calmly took her son out of the restaurant, got into the car, and soon drove to Haibin Avenue.

Where do you like?

The mother drove the car slowly and asked her son. Li Yun understood that her mother was asking where she was the last time she peeped at. Obviously, her mother could not remember the location of the car at that time. After all, her mother did not drive her own car at that time.

Li Yun had a deep memory of that location. He pointed to his mother: There, there...there is a sand pit under that palm tree...yes, yes...the front of the car is tilted towards this side, so that the window is aimed at the sand pit...Okay, just stop.

My mother stopped the car and stared at the sand pit not far away. She didn't know what she was thinking on her face. Li Yun also looked at her mother, not knowing what to do next.

My mother opened the car door and said: I have just had a meal, so let’s have a walk with me.After saying that, my mother walked out.

Li Yun walked out and stayed with his mother. His mother ignored him, but walked to the sand pit, then took out Li Yun's photo from his pocket and handed it to Li Yun.

Li Yun put the photo in the sand pit. The mother looked at her son's photo and was stunned and suddenly said: I remembered... At that time, there was a little girl here, right?

That was Beigong Lingyu. She chased me at that time and kept chasing me here.Li Yun explained seriously: I discovered you by chance.

I know that it is destined by heaven.The mother said lightly: Beigong, do you know what I have to do with you?

Li Yun thought for a while before saying: I haven't said it, but she should guess it because I've admitted it to her that I want to join you.

My mother was silent for a moment and said: Please accompany me for a while. Now I am not in the state... Besides, that day, the man and I also took a walk after we came here.

Li Yun nodded and said: I know, I saw you when you just got on the car... At that time, I happened to be here...

What a coincidence.One second later, I got into the car and you ran to another place.The mother said calmly, Li Yun didn't know how to answer, so she had to nod.

The mother and son walked side by side in the palm forest. There were not many people by the beach in the afternoon. After all, it was midsummer now and the sun was strong. It was not until dusk that there were more people here. In fact, the last time my mother came here, it was after night, and it was past nine o'clock.

My mother stood in the shadow of a palm leaf, looked at the sea and suddenly said: Is it really effective?

real.Li Yun said seriously: I won’t lie to you. If it’s useful, it’s useful. If it’s useless, it’s useless.

However, when I saw my son there, I suddenly felt ashamed... I couldn't devote myself to it at all.Mother lowered her head and said in a lossy mood.

Li Yunyouyou said: Your son is not there, your son is sleeping at home... At least that's what you think of the original scene...

My mother shook her head in a sense of loss, slowly sat in the shadow of the palm leaves, and hugged her knees with her hands: For the time being, I have nothing to do, why don’t we wait.

Li Yun thought for a while, looked at his mother, and said seriously: Sister Juan, I think, I have found the reason why we can't invest...

The mother raised her head and looked at her son blankly. Li Yun said: It's the date text message we just chatted... Have you never received that kind of text message?So, at that time, we began to go off the line... Just like acting and acting in a role, writing and writing out topics, singing out the tunes... From that time, we were no longer in the state because our purpose was to reproduce the previous scene, but after starting that text message chat, we actually performed a brand new scene by ourselves, which naturally was out of place with the scene we wanted now, so we could not devote ourselves, because we are the reappearance of our minds, and many details can be ignored, but the only thing that cannot be deceived is our own true inner feelings.

My mother suddenly realized and said: Yes, I mean, why do I feel weird all the time... Then, what should we do next?

Li Yun thought for a while before saying: I think, next, I should find the feeling I used to be... Ignore how we made an appointment, just treat it as a transfer of the scene just now... I was thinking Ah, a bad guy, who had a stunning beauty on a date, should I be very excited?Sister Juan, that bad guy, have you seen your photos or videos?

My mother thought for a while before saying: Ah on Momo, I have a modified photo. I used a beauty camera to change my face and my eyebrows and eyes... At least, it looks different from myself... I did Ah like this because I was afraid of being seen by acquaintances. However, although the modification has changed, it still looks pretty... I put a photo.

Have you seen the other person's photos?Li Yun asked again.

The mother nodded and whispered: It's not bad... You've seen it that day too.

I have never seen you before. After seeing you get in the car, I hide in the sand pit and peep. I only see you alone from the car from beginning to end... Li Yun said angrily.

Mother hummed: Didn’t he stick his head out and kiss me?I also glanced at the sand pit where you were... Besides, later, there were the same person in the karaoke bar and the small hotel...

Li Yun looked at his mother seriously and said: Your son only saw you at that time, and he didn't care about the men with you, whether they were two legs or four legs... In your son's opinion, those men are all damn tools. Sister Juan, do you understand?

The mother looked at her son blankly, and after a while, she reacted and said in a low voice: Are you jealous?

Li Yun also looked at his mother blankly, and suddenly sat down and said to her: Mom, maybe, the road to redemption is really difficult... and it is getting harder. After all, we are stuck now at the fourth level, let alone the final boss is going to fight... I am alone, but I can't audition for two roles... Otherwise, let's forget it...