Bangbangbang, bangbangbangbang!
The sudden sound of someone knocking on the door was so scared that Niu Dagen, who was about to enter the human cannon, shivered all over. The cannon was passing by the door and unable to enter. Similarly, Mi Cui'e under her was also scared and shivered all over. The two separate legs naturally closed together, and Niu Dagen, the human cannon, did not let Niu Dagen's human cannon enter.
Open the door, open the door, what kind of house is locked in this broad daylight!
With the knock on the door, someone was still shouting outside.
When Mi Cui'e heard this voice, her face suddenly turned ugly. It was Li Musheng, Li Musheng's voice!
Niu Dagen was also a little confused. He was really anxious just now. This was someone else's house and he was at home. But he couldn't wait to see the might of the human cannon, but he blocked the cannonball port. It was all caused by the erotic film!
It’s all your fault, it’s all the good things you have done, what should I do now?I have to make up, let’s make up, something happened!
Mi Cui'e said a little resentfully that this matter was all made up by Niu Dagen. She really didn't have that mind. On this issue, she was not as superficial as those women in the village who were so suffocating. This matter between men and women may be very important, but rights is more important. On the issue of being a village women's director and having a man, she would choose to be a village women's director without hesitation. This is her principle issue. She just took the opportunity and did not threaten her village women's director, and it was nothing to have a relationship with Niu Dagen. But when this matter threatened her village women's director, she stood up and blamed Niu Dagen without hesitation.
Niu Dagen snorted and said: Why is it all my fault? Who asked you to play that pornographic movie to hook me up? Who can stand such hooking Ah!
Ah, this
Niu Dagen swallowed Mi Cui'e back with one sentence. After all, it was still the problem of this erotic film. Looking at the crazy battle between men and women that was still on TV, the dark man and white woman things were rolling, changing their positions, sometimes like this, sometimes that, sometimes using the top, sometimes using the bottom, sometimes using the back, and even being extremely crazy. Mi Cui'e could only groan, why don't you get up and put on your clothes quickly, don't press me!
At this time, Mi Cui'e couldn't say anything about Niu Dagen. If you want to say this, maybe it's really not all that Niu Dagen is blamed, and you can't blame yourself. In the final analysis, Li Musheng is still the one who is strange. If he doesn't let him take Niu Dagen back to the house, this will happen?
If he didn't put such a erotic movie on the DVD player, this would happen?
If he didn't let himself go, could this happen?
A series of things pointed to the final culprit. Li Musheng was not blamed on Niu Dagen, nor did he blame himself, just blame him!
However, I really have to say that I should put the responsibility on Li Musheng's head. If Li Musheng can't kill her and Niu Dagen, I can only put the responsibility on his head silently, and I can't say anything on the surface.
Niu Dagen got up and quickly put on his own clothes and pants. Mi Cui'e was no exception. However, she had too many things, and she had a lot of things to wear, but she didn't wear much. She took off her clothes very quickly, and she didn't have the speed to wear them. She had to tie the buttons on the back. It was difficult to find the front and back of the shorts, especially this stockings, which was easy to take off, but it was so easy to put them on. Niu Dagen was already wearing almost the same clothes. On the other side, Mi Cui'e was still busy wearing stockings. It was difficult to wear this thing!
What are you doing in the house?Director Cui'e?Big root?
Li Musheng, who was outside the door, knocked on the door a few times and was a little anxious, and he was already shouting outside.
Seeing this, Mi Cui'e said while walking: Village Chief Musheng, wait, wait a moment, I will open the door for you!
Then he whispered: Dagen, hurry up and open the door!
Niu Dagen snorted: You, you haven’t finished wearing it yet, why don’t I help you wear it.
Don’t be in the way here. Go and open the door quickly, I’ll be fine right away!
Niu Dagen agreed to go downstairs and opened the door. Li Musheng walked in with a gloomy face outside. His face seemed to be kicked by a donkey, so ugly. He looked at Niu Dagen, and then looked at Mi Cui'e, who was finally sitting on the kang with the fastest finish. Suddenly, he stared at the picture of the TV again. Niu Dagen and Mi Cui'e were just wearing clothes and pants, but forgot to turn off the TV. There was such a crazy, hot and exciting scene on the TV, one man and one woman rolled, and this was tumbling!
The black man and the white woman were caring for each other.
The atmosphere in the room suddenly solidified. Li Musheng's face was very bad. He already felt something was wrong. He locked the door in broad daylight. He called it a few times but didn't open the door. There were only one man and one woman in the room. He was still watching such a movie. He was so scheming that he knew something was wrong here when he thought about it!
Mi Cui'e is a woman he promoted. This woman is ambitious and career-oriented, which is completely different from other rural old ladies in the village. On the one hand, this woman is a good helper in his career, and on the other hand, this woman also plays another role, that is, the woman in his life. Although he really can't play any role in that aspect, since he discovered the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass in Niu Dagen, his ability in that aspect has been able to be done several times a year. To be honest, men may not be physically good, but men are men, and they still have this psychological need. So Mi Cui'e became such a role. Of course, he is the head of a village, and the head of a village like Taohua Village, where women are flooded, it is impossible that there is only such a woman, but this woman is indeed more important to him.
With a gloomy face, Li Musheng tried his best to suppress his anger. This kind of thing is really a huge humiliation for a man. You should know that he has long regarded Mi Cui'e as his woman. His woman is touched by other men. Such things are typical cuckolding things. Ah, and a man is cuckolded, that is a typical frustrating man. That man is also dissatisfied when encountering this matter, so Li Musheng's face is naturally not good-looking, and his tone is also very cold. Let's talk about it, what's going on?
Niu Dagen was about to speak, but Mi Cui'e on the kang had already said: Village Chief Musheng, I took Niu Dagen into the house as you told me. He wanted to watch TV, so I smeared it. Later, I thought the TV was boring, so I said I was watching the DVD player. I knew there was a tape inside, so I went in and watched it casually. I knew that this tape was actually such a tape. I didn't want to watch it, but Dagen had never watched it, so I had to watch it. Isn't it illegal to watch this kind of movie? I locked the door so that people in there wouldn't be a problem!You called the door just now, but we didn't hear it clearly and thought it was someone else's, so we didn't dare to open the door. We thought, what if something happened to someone else? We didn't hear it until you said the second time, so we slowly opened the door for you.
Mi Cui'e is worthy of being the village women's director. Her eloquence is indeed great. This matter is said over and over again, and it seems to be of some significance. Of course, it is more because she has removed her relationship with Niu Dagen. She focused her attention on this erotic film. The hidden meaning is what Li Musheng, you made. Who made your film not play well? She actually put it on the DVD player in a swagger. Isn't you just giving people a chance?
Li Musheng was so depressed. He was really blamed for this matter. He couldn't sleep last night and was physically unable to get up. But he was still a man who was very interested in that aspect. His physical failure did not mean his mental failure, which made him unable to sleep any more. So he got up in the middle of the night and watched that movie. This kind of movie is not easy to do. You can't do it without any connection. This was the one he asked someone to bring back from the south. There were several games. When he was bored or impulsive, he took it out to see it. Of course, watching this, especially when watching with a woman, also played a role in assisting and cheering up. Sometimes the effect was very good.
I woke up early this morning. Because I was anxious about the banquet, I was anxious to find Niu Dagen. He forgot about this matter. Usually, movies like him would be hidden, and I forgot about it in the morning. I put the movie on the DVD player. When Mi Cui'e asked Niu Dagen to enter her house, she didn't remember that there was any other thing. Then she knew that it was just such a coincidence that they really encountered it and watched it.
But who is Li Musheng? He is definitely an old fox. He is very treacherous. How can he easily believe Mi Cui'e's words? Maybe her words are a bit true, but if Quanzhen is a complete person, he would not believe it at all. However, Mi Cui'e's woman was not for nothing, and it was a bit difficult to talk to her. So his eyes turned to Niu Dagen on the side and laughed: Dagen, tell your Uncle Mu Sheng, is this the matter?
In his opinion, Niu Dagen, this stupid boy, will not lie. A fool only has one mind. The person who lies is definitely not a fool. Niu Dagen's previous personal impression was a fool Ah!
Village Chief Musheng, I'm the big root of that matter
Seeing Li Musheng pointing his finger at Niu Dagen, Mi Cui'e was anxious, but she was afraid that the silly boy would really tell the truth. In that way, her status in Li Musheng's mind plummeted, which was something she could not bear.
Director Cui'e, you'd better stop talking. I'm asking Dagen!
Li Musheng just said lightly, but just such words made Mi Cui'e feel trembling. She knew that as long as she spoke again, Li Musheng would really be able to believe that there was a ghost in her heart. Now it depends on what Niu Dagen said.
Li Musheng looked at Niu Dagen, and Mi Cui'e also looked at Niu Dagen, which made Niu Dagen a little confused. He had never met Ah in such a scene, so he could only hum: You, what do you think of me?
Dagen, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, just talk to your Uncle Musheng, nothing else.
At this time, Li Musheng had the urge to scold Niu Dagen. This silly boy was angry no matter how he thought about it. He naturally disliked the person who cuckolded himself, but his anger had to be suppressed by force, because Niu Dagen was very, very important to him. Just now, Deputy Township Mayor Jin gave him the order of death. If he didn't collect the amount of the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass this year, he was afraid that his position as the village chief would be difficult to protect. Therefore, Niu Dagen is very important to him now. He can't afford to offend Ah, so he can only discuss it easily. To put a bad word, he really cuckolded himself, so he still didn't dare to come out, and if he put it on, he would wear it.
Seeing that Li Musheng's face relaxed, Niu Dagen's thoughts came up. He was no longer so scared. He blinked his eyes and said with a humming voice: Ah, it's nothing. He just watched the movie with color on the TV. It's too exciting. I want to try it with Director Cui'e to see if it works. She doesn't do it, but we did nothing anyway.
In one sentence, Mi Cui'e on the kang almost jumped up and kissed Niu Dagen. This kid is really not stupid. She can be completely sure of this. In one sentence, there is false among the real, and there is true among the fake. This not only picks Mi Cui'e out, but also makes Li Musheng unable to vent his anger. At least it is not that he is cuckold, but that this stupid boy cannot bear the stimulation. This also makes Li Musheng completely balanced psychologically. Hehe, Mi Cui'e can say with complete certainty that Niu Dagen is really not stupid!
The sudden sound of someone knocking on the door was so scared that Niu Dagen, who was about to enter the human cannon, shivered all over. The cannon was passing by the door and unable to enter. Similarly, Mi Cui'e under her was also scared and shivered all over. The two separate legs naturally closed together, and Niu Dagen, the human cannon, did not let Niu Dagen's human cannon enter.
Open the door, open the door, what kind of house is locked in this broad daylight!
With the knock on the door, someone was still shouting outside.
When Mi Cui'e heard this voice, her face suddenly turned ugly. It was Li Musheng, Li Musheng's voice!
Niu Dagen was also a little confused. He was really anxious just now. This was someone else's house and he was at home. But he couldn't wait to see the might of the human cannon, but he blocked the cannonball port. It was all caused by the erotic film!
It’s all your fault, it’s all the good things you have done, what should I do now?I have to make up, let’s make up, something happened!
Mi Cui'e said a little resentfully that this matter was all made up by Niu Dagen. She really didn't have that mind. On this issue, she was not as superficial as those women in the village who were so suffocating. This matter between men and women may be very important, but rights is more important. On the issue of being a village women's director and having a man, she would choose to be a village women's director without hesitation. This is her principle issue. She just took the opportunity and did not threaten her village women's director, and it was nothing to have a relationship with Niu Dagen. But when this matter threatened her village women's director, she stood up and blamed Niu Dagen without hesitation.
Niu Dagen snorted and said: Why is it all my fault? Who asked you to play that pornographic movie to hook me up? Who can stand such hooking Ah!
Ah, this
Niu Dagen swallowed Mi Cui'e back with one sentence. After all, it was still the problem of this erotic film. Looking at the crazy battle between men and women that was still on TV, the dark man and white woman things were rolling, changing their positions, sometimes like this, sometimes that, sometimes using the top, sometimes using the bottom, sometimes using the back, and even being extremely crazy. Mi Cui'e could only groan, why don't you get up and put on your clothes quickly, don't press me!
At this time, Mi Cui'e couldn't say anything about Niu Dagen. If you want to say this, maybe it's really not all that Niu Dagen is blamed, and you can't blame yourself. In the final analysis, Li Musheng is still the one who is strange. If he doesn't let him take Niu Dagen back to the house, this will happen?
If he didn't put such a erotic movie on the DVD player, this would happen?
If he didn't let himself go, could this happen?
A series of things pointed to the final culprit. Li Musheng was not blamed on Niu Dagen, nor did he blame himself, just blame him!
However, I really have to say that I should put the responsibility on Li Musheng's head. If Li Musheng can't kill her and Niu Dagen, I can only put the responsibility on his head silently, and I can't say anything on the surface.
Niu Dagen got up and quickly put on his own clothes and pants. Mi Cui'e was no exception. However, she had too many things, and she had a lot of things to wear, but she didn't wear much. She took off her clothes very quickly, and she didn't have the speed to wear them. She had to tie the buttons on the back. It was difficult to find the front and back of the shorts, especially this stockings, which was easy to take off, but it was so easy to put them on. Niu Dagen was already wearing almost the same clothes. On the other side, Mi Cui'e was still busy wearing stockings. It was difficult to wear this thing!
What are you doing in the house?Director Cui'e?Big root?
Li Musheng, who was outside the door, knocked on the door a few times and was a little anxious, and he was already shouting outside.
Seeing this, Mi Cui'e said while walking: Village Chief Musheng, wait, wait a moment, I will open the door for you!
Then he whispered: Dagen, hurry up and open the door!
Niu Dagen snorted: You, you haven’t finished wearing it yet, why don’t I help you wear it.
Don’t be in the way here. Go and open the door quickly, I’ll be fine right away!
Niu Dagen agreed to go downstairs and opened the door. Li Musheng walked in with a gloomy face outside. His face seemed to be kicked by a donkey, so ugly. He looked at Niu Dagen, and then looked at Mi Cui'e, who was finally sitting on the kang with the fastest finish. Suddenly, he stared at the picture of the TV again. Niu Dagen and Mi Cui'e were just wearing clothes and pants, but forgot to turn off the TV. There was such a crazy, hot and exciting scene on the TV, one man and one woman rolled, and this was tumbling!
The black man and the white woman were caring for each other.
The atmosphere in the room suddenly solidified. Li Musheng's face was very bad. He already felt something was wrong. He locked the door in broad daylight. He called it a few times but didn't open the door. There were only one man and one woman in the room. He was still watching such a movie. He was so scheming that he knew something was wrong here when he thought about it!
Mi Cui'e is a woman he promoted. This woman is ambitious and career-oriented, which is completely different from other rural old ladies in the village. On the one hand, this woman is a good helper in his career, and on the other hand, this woman also plays another role, that is, the woman in his life. Although he really can't play any role in that aspect, since he discovered the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass in Niu Dagen, his ability in that aspect has been able to be done several times a year. To be honest, men may not be physically good, but men are men, and they still have this psychological need. So Mi Cui'e became such a role. Of course, he is the head of a village, and the head of a village like Taohua Village, where women are flooded, it is impossible that there is only such a woman, but this woman is indeed more important to him.
With a gloomy face, Li Musheng tried his best to suppress his anger. This kind of thing is really a huge humiliation for a man. You should know that he has long regarded Mi Cui'e as his woman. His woman is touched by other men. Such things are typical cuckolding things. Ah, and a man is cuckolded, that is a typical frustrating man. That man is also dissatisfied when encountering this matter, so Li Musheng's face is naturally not good-looking, and his tone is also very cold. Let's talk about it, what's going on?
Niu Dagen was about to speak, but Mi Cui'e on the kang had already said: Village Chief Musheng, I took Niu Dagen into the house as you told me. He wanted to watch TV, so I smeared it. Later, I thought the TV was boring, so I said I was watching the DVD player. I knew there was a tape inside, so I went in and watched it casually. I knew that this tape was actually such a tape. I didn't want to watch it, but Dagen had never watched it, so I had to watch it. Isn't it illegal to watch this kind of movie? I locked the door so that people in there wouldn't be a problem!You called the door just now, but we didn't hear it clearly and thought it was someone else's, so we didn't dare to open the door. We thought, what if something happened to someone else? We didn't hear it until you said the second time, so we slowly opened the door for you.
Mi Cui'e is worthy of being the village women's director. Her eloquence is indeed great. This matter is said over and over again, and it seems to be of some significance. Of course, it is more because she has removed her relationship with Niu Dagen. She focused her attention on this erotic film. The hidden meaning is what Li Musheng, you made. Who made your film not play well? She actually put it on the DVD player in a swagger. Isn't you just giving people a chance?
Li Musheng was so depressed. He was really blamed for this matter. He couldn't sleep last night and was physically unable to get up. But he was still a man who was very interested in that aspect. His physical failure did not mean his mental failure, which made him unable to sleep any more. So he got up in the middle of the night and watched that movie. This kind of movie is not easy to do. You can't do it without any connection. This was the one he asked someone to bring back from the south. There were several games. When he was bored or impulsive, he took it out to see it. Of course, watching this, especially when watching with a woman, also played a role in assisting and cheering up. Sometimes the effect was very good.
I woke up early this morning. Because I was anxious about the banquet, I was anxious to find Niu Dagen. He forgot about this matter. Usually, movies like him would be hidden, and I forgot about it in the morning. I put the movie on the DVD player. When Mi Cui'e asked Niu Dagen to enter her house, she didn't remember that there was any other thing. Then she knew that it was just such a coincidence that they really encountered it and watched it.
But who is Li Musheng? He is definitely an old fox. He is very treacherous. How can he easily believe Mi Cui'e's words? Maybe her words are a bit true, but if Quanzhen is a complete person, he would not believe it at all. However, Mi Cui'e's woman was not for nothing, and it was a bit difficult to talk to her. So his eyes turned to Niu Dagen on the side and laughed: Dagen, tell your Uncle Mu Sheng, is this the matter?
In his opinion, Niu Dagen, this stupid boy, will not lie. A fool only has one mind. The person who lies is definitely not a fool. Niu Dagen's previous personal impression was a fool Ah!
Village Chief Musheng, I'm the big root of that matter
Seeing Li Musheng pointing his finger at Niu Dagen, Mi Cui'e was anxious, but she was afraid that the silly boy would really tell the truth. In that way, her status in Li Musheng's mind plummeted, which was something she could not bear.
Director Cui'e, you'd better stop talking. I'm asking Dagen!
Li Musheng just said lightly, but just such words made Mi Cui'e feel trembling. She knew that as long as she spoke again, Li Musheng would really be able to believe that there was a ghost in her heart. Now it depends on what Niu Dagen said.
Li Musheng looked at Niu Dagen, and Mi Cui'e also looked at Niu Dagen, which made Niu Dagen a little confused. He had never met Ah in such a scene, so he could only hum: You, what do you think of me?
Dagen, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, just talk to your Uncle Musheng, nothing else.
At this time, Li Musheng had the urge to scold Niu Dagen. This silly boy was angry no matter how he thought about it. He naturally disliked the person who cuckolded himself, but his anger had to be suppressed by force, because Niu Dagen was very, very important to him. Just now, Deputy Township Mayor Jin gave him the order of death. If he didn't collect the amount of the peach blossom aphrodisiac grass this year, he was afraid that his position as the village chief would be difficult to protect. Therefore, Niu Dagen is very important to him now. He can't afford to offend Ah, so he can only discuss it easily. To put a bad word, he really cuckolded himself, so he still didn't dare to come out, and if he put it on, he would wear it.
Seeing that Li Musheng's face relaxed, Niu Dagen's thoughts came up. He was no longer so scared. He blinked his eyes and said with a humming voice: Ah, it's nothing. He just watched the movie with color on the TV. It's too exciting. I want to try it with Director Cui'e to see if it works. She doesn't do it, but we did nothing anyway.
In one sentence, Mi Cui'e on the kang almost jumped up and kissed Niu Dagen. This kid is really not stupid. She can be completely sure of this. In one sentence, there is false among the real, and there is true among the fake. This not only picks Mi Cui'e out, but also makes Li Musheng unable to vent his anger. At least it is not that he is cuckold, but that this stupid boy cannot bear the stimulation. This also makes Li Musheng completely balanced psychologically. Hehe, Mi Cui'e can say with complete certainty that Niu Dagen is really not stupid!