Niu Dagen was about to leave the thatched cottage, but he knew it but was shocked by a sentence from next door. This woman went to the thatched cottage without paper, she was really domineering!
However, Niu Dagen is Niu Dagen after all, and this silly boy's IQ level is different from that of normal. Faced with such a situation, he not only had no other thoughts, but his eyes lit up. Sister, don't bring paper Ah?
Qin Xueqing, who was squatting on the opposite side, felt like vomiting blood. She said it boldly. Why did this silly boy ask such an embarrassing question? But he had already said it, and there was no room for maneuver. Besides, the first step was the most difficult, and the rest was not that difficult. He hummed, yes, yes, young man, I forgot to bring the hurried out. Do you still have toilet paper?
Sister, you are too careless. You don’t bring paper when you get into the car. If there is no one, how can you do it!
Niu Dagen said bitterly.
Qin Xueqing was so angry that she was talking about by him. This silly boy spoke injustice without saying anything dirty, and he was speechless. However, he said one sentence from the left and the one from the right, and the one from the right, and the one from the right, and she liked it very much. Women, always liked men to say that they were younger, but what they wanted to hear was the real voice of men, not the false compliment. Qin Xueqing used to hear some people complimenting her young and beautiful, and she knew that it was fake and false, and there was no credible sentence. But now after hearing Niu Dagen's words, she believed that this boy spoke so frankly, and that must be the truth!
Okay, young man, when you touched me just now, don’t you give me a burden? If that’s the case, you can bring me the paper and treat it as your burden.
Qin Xueqing had to feel wronged at this time and deliberately pleased this silly boy. Who made me ask for help now?
Niu Dagen was stunned, but immediately said: Sister, this is too cheap for me. I will fulfill my promise in this way. Then you are not losing.
This silly boy is really a real person. He regards a sentence more than anything else. While Qin Xueqing sighed, she said with a funny look on her face: What is the loss or not? As long as I think it is worth it.
OK, sister, you said so, then Ah!
Niu Dagen flipped through the pocket. Not to mention, there was really a piece of wrinkled thick toilet paper in the pocket. This was specially prepared for him by his mother Li Taohua. The thick toilet paper is different from the toilet paper used by people in normal times. It is made of such rough pulp. This kind of paper is not expensive, so it is naturally much cheaper than that of fine toilet paper. Rural people really like to use this. In the past, they used leaves, sorghum, and so on, but now it is good to use this.
Niu Dagen looked at the toilet paper in his hand and laughed. There was really some toilet paper left. So, I'll send it to you!
When Qin Xueqing heard Niu Dagen say that there was toilet paper, she was happy. No matter how she said this problem was solved, her face changed immediately. What did this kid say? He wanted to send the toilet paper over. Wasn't that just going into his women's bathroom? Ah, you have to know that he is naked now. If this kid comes in, he will see everything!
No, no, don’t come here!
Qin Xueqing shouted and quickly stopped Niu Dagen who was about to come.
Niu Dagen paused and his head was confused. She was the one who gave the paper. Why didn’t he let himself go now? He hummed angrily, "Sister, are you playing tricks on me like a monkey!"
People have self-esteem, even fools are no exception. Because they are fools, unlike normal people, their self-esteem becomes stronger and they cannot tolerate any slightest look down on them or stimulate them. Although his mother, Li Taohua repeatedly told him not to make trouble outside, and Niu Dagen usually tolerate others not to act, but he never vaguely when others call him a fool. This is also the reason why Li Hutou reacts so much when he scolds him as a fool, and Li Tang has protected him from bullying since he was a child and moved him even more.
It seemed that I heard the unwillingness in Niu Dagen's words. Qin Xueqing also felt that her reaction was a bit too big and hurriedly said: Ah, that, I don't mean that way, young man Ah, I really don't mean that way. Don't think wrongly. I really don't want to express that way. What I want to express is that way, I am, I am that Ah!What do I mean? You understand what I want to say!
Qin Xueqing's tone was a little hesitant, like a tongue twister. Niu Dagen was so crazy. What does this mean or that mean? The people in the city said this and that, but you, the people in the city looked down on me, the mountain man, and they didn't understand it. I deliberately made me unable to understand it. This made Niu Dagen even more disgusted. He said angrily: I don't care what you mean, anyway, you mentioned this matter, and I promised to promise you something. If this matter doesn't work, that's fine. I can repay your promise in the future. Don't worry, Niu Dagen keeps my word.
Ah, young man, I really don’t, I really don’t mean that, I really don’t mean that way!
Qin Xueqing really doesn’t know what to say. She is a little shy and can’t say it out loud, but she has already expressed this meaning clearly. I believe that I can understand what she wants to express!
But it is obvious that what she met was not an ordinary person. Niu Dagen is just an ordinary person. Although he is not as stupid as before, it is impossible to say that he suddenly becomes smarter than a normal person. Now his IQ is at most the IQ of a teenage child. Some human feelings are not so thorough, so he naturally cannot understand what Qin Xueqing wants to express.
OK, okay, then just say whatever you want. Is there anything so difficult to say?
Niu Dagen said it was very rude. In his opinion, this woman had no sincerity at all, just teasing him!
Qin Xueqing seemed to understand that it was not very useful to tell a person who was not very smart. Those things that were all wrong in the ears of some normal people can understand and hear clearly. For example, some officials like to use these foggy words to test subordinates and even colleagues. If you understand, it means that your understanding and practice can be scrambled in this pool. If you don’t understand, then you are sorry. Survival of the fittest, you can only be eliminated by this environment, and you can’t scrambled in this pool. However, this silly boy is not a person in the officialdom, and even his brain is nourished with normal people. Such words can be heard in the ears of some people, but in their ears, they cannot hear the meaning contained in it. If you say those foolish words in one sentence are not easy to use, you should explain it clearly.
After gritting his teeth, Qin Xueqing had to change her speaking strategy and blushed. It was a bit embarrassing to say this to a young man at such an old age. Fortunately, there were no outsiders at this time, so it was not too embarrassing to talk about these to a fool. She said directly: Ah, okay, sister tells you the truth. I am using the toilet naked. If you just deliver paper to me like this, don’t you see everything? How embarrassing!
Niu Dagen suddenly realized it. After a long time of trouble, the woman was embarrassed by Ah. But it was normal to think about it. Even his mother Li Taohua and his godmother Mu Lihua never let him in when they went to the cottage. Women were hiding themselves mysteriously. He could understand this. Thinking of this, Niu Dagen's face looked a little good. He touched his head and smiled foolishly: That sister, I misunderstood you. Okay, that's all, that's fine, but, do you want this toilet paper?
If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you are a good comrade. Seeing that Niu Dagen is brave enough to admit his mistakes, Qin Xueqing was also happy. This kid is still pretty good. After hearing his words, she said even more anxiously: Yes, yes, of course, Ah!
I've been squatting for a lot of time, why didn't anyone notice her grand village head's wife? Did the second wife in the village not bring toilet paper? Even if she didn't notice that she didn't bring toilet paper, I have to pay attention that she has been out for so long, no one has looked at it. Deputy Township Mayor Jin, you take my old Meng seriously, but you don't take me seriously, Qin Xueqing complained very much.
In fact, she really misunderstood Deputy Township Mayor Jin. At this time, Deputy Township Mayor Jin really considered the wife of the village head when facing the enthusiastic reception of Li Musheng. As Li Musheng, as Li Musheng, who was the backer of Taohua Village, really warmly welcomed Ah. To say that Taohua Village is a little poor, but the women are all so beautiful. They arranged a few women who were also a little beautiful in the village to greet Deputy Township Mayor Jin, which made the always lustful Deputy Township Mayor Jin forget Qin Xueqing's existence, but just asked casually and didn't care.
Li Musheng only regarded Deputy Township Mayor Jin as his biggest backer. As for the more noble guest, the wife of the village chief, he didn't take it seriously, but he didn't take it seriously. He just ordered a few people to take care of them outside. What could happen in such a place, so no one took it seriously, and no one noticed that Qin Xueqing could not come out in the cottage at this time.
Qin Xueqing complained in the thatched cottage, and she couldn't wait on the left or right. Her legs were numb and she had to stand up and breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she used to practice dancing, otherwise squatting like this would not be able to stand it. Otherwise, sitting on the toilet would be so popular now. Squatting is really a physical job. If it is dry, it can make people squat and collapse.
Niu Dagen touched his head over there, then, sister, if you don’t let me go, how can I hand over the toilet paper to you!
Qin Xueqing was in trouble too. Or, you might as well find a woman outside and ask her to hand me the toilet paper.
Ah, OK!
Wait, wait!
Just when Niu Dagen was about to go out to find someone, Qin Xueqing called her again. At this time, she suddenly thought of her image. If Niu Dagen asked someone to send her toilet paper to spread it, then her image as the wife of the village head and the second wife in the village would be completely destroyed, so she could not find anyone.
Big sister, what's wrong?
Niu Dagen muttered, this woman is really hard to serve Ah!
Qin Xueqing smiled and said: I think this method is a bit inappropriate. Or, you can stuff it in this gap.
Niu Dagen looked at the gap between the walls. It looked quite small. He could see clearly what the other person was doing when he was close. He subconsciously put it on and prepared to take a look. Suddenly, the other person said again: Don't peek at Ah here!
Niu Dagen was startled by one sentence and muttered: Sister, you are so awesome, how did you know I want to peek at it!
Qin Xueqing was amused and crying. This kid was really in Ah, and his face was burning even harder. This kid really wanted to peek at Ah, and subconsciously shrank his butt and said with a humming voice: Okay, hurry up and send me the toilet paper.
oh!
After agreeing, Niu Dagen wanted to stuff the toilet paper in his hand, but the gap between this idea and reality was too far from reality. The gap was not small, but it was not as big as the transmission of things, and there were only small gaps. If you could still stuff it into a hard and thin thing, the toilet paper might be thin enough, but it was not that hard. If you really want to put it over, the toilet paper would be completely destroyed. In the end, Niu Dagen could only give up helplessly and said with a humming voice: Sister, it seems that it is not possible!
Qin Xueqing was almost going crazy. Today is really a bad day. Her legs are so sore that she couldn't hold her back. She couldn't help but say: Young man, you have any other way!
Niu Dagen thought for a while and suddenly said: Otherwise, you don’t open your butt, go out and I will put the toilet paper, and you can go back and open your butt.
you
Qin Xueqing didn't know what to say. Asking a question with such a fool may be a fool, and she just became a fool.
Finally, she couldn't help but feel so distressed and hummed: Or, or come here and send it to me directly.
Ah, I just said that this is the most enjoyable, how can that happen?
Niu Dagen was so happy that this was the most labor-saving method. He walked out of the men's thatched cottage and turned around and entered the women's thatched cottage.
Originally, Qin Xueqing wanted to say that you should not put your face in at the door, but then she knew that this kid was walking fast and came in directly. She was so shocked that she squatted up, and said with a white-faced butt, and said with a blushing face, "You kid out!"
I'll give you paper Ah!
Niu Dagen handed the toilet paper to Qin Xueqing.
Qin Xueqing blushed and took the toilet paper and said anxiously: Don’t go out yet, don’t peek!
Niu Dagen hummed and waved his hands repeatedly, but I didn't look at anything, I didn't look at anything.
But he couldn't help but secretly look down at Qin Xueqing, and only vaguely saw a dark place, as if there were so many black hairs!
However, Niu Dagen is Niu Dagen after all, and this silly boy's IQ level is different from that of normal. Faced with such a situation, he not only had no other thoughts, but his eyes lit up. Sister, don't bring paper Ah?
Qin Xueqing, who was squatting on the opposite side, felt like vomiting blood. She said it boldly. Why did this silly boy ask such an embarrassing question? But he had already said it, and there was no room for maneuver. Besides, the first step was the most difficult, and the rest was not that difficult. He hummed, yes, yes, young man, I forgot to bring the hurried out. Do you still have toilet paper?
Sister, you are too careless. You don’t bring paper when you get into the car. If there is no one, how can you do it!
Niu Dagen said bitterly.
Qin Xueqing was so angry that she was talking about by him. This silly boy spoke injustice without saying anything dirty, and he was speechless. However, he said one sentence from the left and the one from the right, and the one from the right, and the one from the right, and she liked it very much. Women, always liked men to say that they were younger, but what they wanted to hear was the real voice of men, not the false compliment. Qin Xueqing used to hear some people complimenting her young and beautiful, and she knew that it was fake and false, and there was no credible sentence. But now after hearing Niu Dagen's words, she believed that this boy spoke so frankly, and that must be the truth!
Okay, young man, when you touched me just now, don’t you give me a burden? If that’s the case, you can bring me the paper and treat it as your burden.
Qin Xueqing had to feel wronged at this time and deliberately pleased this silly boy. Who made me ask for help now?
Niu Dagen was stunned, but immediately said: Sister, this is too cheap for me. I will fulfill my promise in this way. Then you are not losing.
This silly boy is really a real person. He regards a sentence more than anything else. While Qin Xueqing sighed, she said with a funny look on her face: What is the loss or not? As long as I think it is worth it.
OK, sister, you said so, then Ah!
Niu Dagen flipped through the pocket. Not to mention, there was really a piece of wrinkled thick toilet paper in the pocket. This was specially prepared for him by his mother Li Taohua. The thick toilet paper is different from the toilet paper used by people in normal times. It is made of such rough pulp. This kind of paper is not expensive, so it is naturally much cheaper than that of fine toilet paper. Rural people really like to use this. In the past, they used leaves, sorghum, and so on, but now it is good to use this.
Niu Dagen looked at the toilet paper in his hand and laughed. There was really some toilet paper left. So, I'll send it to you!
When Qin Xueqing heard Niu Dagen say that there was toilet paper, she was happy. No matter how she said this problem was solved, her face changed immediately. What did this kid say? He wanted to send the toilet paper over. Wasn't that just going into his women's bathroom? Ah, you have to know that he is naked now. If this kid comes in, he will see everything!
No, no, don’t come here!
Qin Xueqing shouted and quickly stopped Niu Dagen who was about to come.
Niu Dagen paused and his head was confused. She was the one who gave the paper. Why didn’t he let himself go now? He hummed angrily, "Sister, are you playing tricks on me like a monkey!"
People have self-esteem, even fools are no exception. Because they are fools, unlike normal people, their self-esteem becomes stronger and they cannot tolerate any slightest look down on them or stimulate them. Although his mother, Li Taohua repeatedly told him not to make trouble outside, and Niu Dagen usually tolerate others not to act, but he never vaguely when others call him a fool. This is also the reason why Li Hutou reacts so much when he scolds him as a fool, and Li Tang has protected him from bullying since he was a child and moved him even more.
It seemed that I heard the unwillingness in Niu Dagen's words. Qin Xueqing also felt that her reaction was a bit too big and hurriedly said: Ah, that, I don't mean that way, young man Ah, I really don't mean that way. Don't think wrongly. I really don't want to express that way. What I want to express is that way, I am, I am that Ah!What do I mean? You understand what I want to say!
Qin Xueqing's tone was a little hesitant, like a tongue twister. Niu Dagen was so crazy. What does this mean or that mean? The people in the city said this and that, but you, the people in the city looked down on me, the mountain man, and they didn't understand it. I deliberately made me unable to understand it. This made Niu Dagen even more disgusted. He said angrily: I don't care what you mean, anyway, you mentioned this matter, and I promised to promise you something. If this matter doesn't work, that's fine. I can repay your promise in the future. Don't worry, Niu Dagen keeps my word.
Ah, young man, I really don’t, I really don’t mean that, I really don’t mean that way!
Qin Xueqing really doesn’t know what to say. She is a little shy and can’t say it out loud, but she has already expressed this meaning clearly. I believe that I can understand what she wants to express!
But it is obvious that what she met was not an ordinary person. Niu Dagen is just an ordinary person. Although he is not as stupid as before, it is impossible to say that he suddenly becomes smarter than a normal person. Now his IQ is at most the IQ of a teenage child. Some human feelings are not so thorough, so he naturally cannot understand what Qin Xueqing wants to express.
OK, okay, then just say whatever you want. Is there anything so difficult to say?
Niu Dagen said it was very rude. In his opinion, this woman had no sincerity at all, just teasing him!
Qin Xueqing seemed to understand that it was not very useful to tell a person who was not very smart. Those things that were all wrong in the ears of some normal people can understand and hear clearly. For example, some officials like to use these foggy words to test subordinates and even colleagues. If you understand, it means that your understanding and practice can be scrambled in this pool. If you don’t understand, then you are sorry. Survival of the fittest, you can only be eliminated by this environment, and you can’t scrambled in this pool. However, this silly boy is not a person in the officialdom, and even his brain is nourished with normal people. Such words can be heard in the ears of some people, but in their ears, they cannot hear the meaning contained in it. If you say those foolish words in one sentence are not easy to use, you should explain it clearly.
After gritting his teeth, Qin Xueqing had to change her speaking strategy and blushed. It was a bit embarrassing to say this to a young man at such an old age. Fortunately, there were no outsiders at this time, so it was not too embarrassing to talk about these to a fool. She said directly: Ah, okay, sister tells you the truth. I am using the toilet naked. If you just deliver paper to me like this, don’t you see everything? How embarrassing!
Niu Dagen suddenly realized it. After a long time of trouble, the woman was embarrassed by Ah. But it was normal to think about it. Even his mother Li Taohua and his godmother Mu Lihua never let him in when they went to the cottage. Women were hiding themselves mysteriously. He could understand this. Thinking of this, Niu Dagen's face looked a little good. He touched his head and smiled foolishly: That sister, I misunderstood you. Okay, that's all, that's fine, but, do you want this toilet paper?
If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you are a good comrade. Seeing that Niu Dagen is brave enough to admit his mistakes, Qin Xueqing was also happy. This kid is still pretty good. After hearing his words, she said even more anxiously: Yes, yes, of course, Ah!
I've been squatting for a lot of time, why didn't anyone notice her grand village head's wife? Did the second wife in the village not bring toilet paper? Even if she didn't notice that she didn't bring toilet paper, I have to pay attention that she has been out for so long, no one has looked at it. Deputy Township Mayor Jin, you take my old Meng seriously, but you don't take me seriously, Qin Xueqing complained very much.
In fact, she really misunderstood Deputy Township Mayor Jin. At this time, Deputy Township Mayor Jin really considered the wife of the village head when facing the enthusiastic reception of Li Musheng. As Li Musheng, as Li Musheng, who was the backer of Taohua Village, really warmly welcomed Ah. To say that Taohua Village is a little poor, but the women are all so beautiful. They arranged a few women who were also a little beautiful in the village to greet Deputy Township Mayor Jin, which made the always lustful Deputy Township Mayor Jin forget Qin Xueqing's existence, but just asked casually and didn't care.
Li Musheng only regarded Deputy Township Mayor Jin as his biggest backer. As for the more noble guest, the wife of the village chief, he didn't take it seriously, but he didn't take it seriously. He just ordered a few people to take care of them outside. What could happen in such a place, so no one took it seriously, and no one noticed that Qin Xueqing could not come out in the cottage at this time.
Qin Xueqing complained in the thatched cottage, and she couldn't wait on the left or right. Her legs were numb and she had to stand up and breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she used to practice dancing, otherwise squatting like this would not be able to stand it. Otherwise, sitting on the toilet would be so popular now. Squatting is really a physical job. If it is dry, it can make people squat and collapse.
Niu Dagen touched his head over there, then, sister, if you don’t let me go, how can I hand over the toilet paper to you!
Qin Xueqing was in trouble too. Or, you might as well find a woman outside and ask her to hand me the toilet paper.
Ah, OK!
Wait, wait!
Just when Niu Dagen was about to go out to find someone, Qin Xueqing called her again. At this time, she suddenly thought of her image. If Niu Dagen asked someone to send her toilet paper to spread it, then her image as the wife of the village head and the second wife in the village would be completely destroyed, so she could not find anyone.
Big sister, what's wrong?
Niu Dagen muttered, this woman is really hard to serve Ah!
Qin Xueqing smiled and said: I think this method is a bit inappropriate. Or, you can stuff it in this gap.
Niu Dagen looked at the gap between the walls. It looked quite small. He could see clearly what the other person was doing when he was close. He subconsciously put it on and prepared to take a look. Suddenly, the other person said again: Don't peek at Ah here!
Niu Dagen was startled by one sentence and muttered: Sister, you are so awesome, how did you know I want to peek at it!
Qin Xueqing was amused and crying. This kid was really in Ah, and his face was burning even harder. This kid really wanted to peek at Ah, and subconsciously shrank his butt and said with a humming voice: Okay, hurry up and send me the toilet paper.
oh!
After agreeing, Niu Dagen wanted to stuff the toilet paper in his hand, but the gap between this idea and reality was too far from reality. The gap was not small, but it was not as big as the transmission of things, and there were only small gaps. If you could still stuff it into a hard and thin thing, the toilet paper might be thin enough, but it was not that hard. If you really want to put it over, the toilet paper would be completely destroyed. In the end, Niu Dagen could only give up helplessly and said with a humming voice: Sister, it seems that it is not possible!
Qin Xueqing was almost going crazy. Today is really a bad day. Her legs are so sore that she couldn't hold her back. She couldn't help but say: Young man, you have any other way!
Niu Dagen thought for a while and suddenly said: Otherwise, you don’t open your butt, go out and I will put the toilet paper, and you can go back and open your butt.
you
Qin Xueqing didn't know what to say. Asking a question with such a fool may be a fool, and she just became a fool.
Finally, she couldn't help but feel so distressed and hummed: Or, or come here and send it to me directly.
Ah, I just said that this is the most enjoyable, how can that happen?
Niu Dagen was so happy that this was the most labor-saving method. He walked out of the men's thatched cottage and turned around and entered the women's thatched cottage.
Originally, Qin Xueqing wanted to say that you should not put your face in at the door, but then she knew that this kid was walking fast and came in directly. She was so shocked that she squatted up, and said with a white-faced butt, and said with a blushing face, "You kid out!"
I'll give you paper Ah!
Niu Dagen handed the toilet paper to Qin Xueqing.
Qin Xueqing blushed and took the toilet paper and said anxiously: Don’t go out yet, don’t peek!
Niu Dagen hummed and waved his hands repeatedly, but I didn't look at anything, I didn't look at anything.
But he couldn't help but secretly look down at Qin Xueqing, and only vaguely saw a dark place, as if there were so many black hairs!
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