Chapter 5: Going out of the city

I stared at Bing'er safely leaving the city gate, and felt relieved. I opened the bag with me, prepared the tools to leave the city later, and roughly glanced at the items in the bag. I couldn't help but sigh in secret. This time I went down the mountain to experience, thinking that the less burden, the better. All the healing and antidote drugs were placed in the bag. At this time, there were no more poisons that could be used to save lives. I touched the dark bag in my arms and looked at my only exclusive poison...

Well... just pick it up...'Itchy powder'?

no!Although this fun is hard to guard against, it can only be used as a prank.

Well... I took my left hand... ‘Brother Tai’?

Useless!

Hold it with your right hand… ‘Hardness Magic Oil’?

It's useless!

Turn your hands into the hidden bag...'Seventy-seven times a night'?

Horse's!Even more useless!!

It's over and I'll fall!

I actually forgot my "heart-eroding pill", "bone-transforming water" or "three-step heart-breaking powder" at home!

All I found on my body are some aphrodisiacs hidden by my master!

Strange...I wonder...How did these things run into my arms?(2＿2b)

I took a deep breath, sootheed my injured heart, and took it into my arms again; after touching it, the emperor finally lived up to the hard work, and asked me to take out a good thing...

good!

It's 'this'!

I smeared it on the ground, coated my face with mud, took off the hair towel on my head, dripped my hair, rubbed the stiff muscles on my face, pretended to be in a state of despair, and then hid the "baby" I found in my sleeve.

The preparations are done!Next... I'll bless you unlucky guys, it's better not to recognize me!

While I was smirking, I walked towards the city gate with a swagger.

Ah Yes

Xiao Chen, who was responsible for checking the pedestrians and yawned, and asked boredly to the soldier who was resting beside him: Boss, can we have to check people one by one all day long, right?It should be enough to put one or two soldiers guarding the city gate?Why do you need to dispatch a whole team...

The veteran got up from the temporary shed beside the city gate and walked towards Xiao Chen, and gave a heavy snatch of snatch on his head: His grandmother's bear!Don't pretend to be a B... I heard that the city lord's daughter was played by a ignorant boy yesterday, and the superior ordered me to lead the team to strictly guard the city gate.

The veteran waved his hand and looked at the other soldiers who were already slightly impatient like a warning: Check me one by one by one, and you must cut off the rotten dick in this portrait as soon as possible!Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to take care of it!

When the rookies saw the superiors exerted their tyranny, they quickly cheered up and continued to guard the city gate with their heads raised.

As the genius was dawn, there were not many people entering and leaving the city gate. After a while, several soldiers appeared exhausted again. After sending out a girl, a young man with disheveled hair and a greasy face walked towards the city gate.

Originally, people like this who are beggars but not beggars usually want to kick him out of the city quickly and are too lazy to check them strictly. However, today the situation is special. Xiao Chen and another soldier guarding the gate have to shout at the sloppy man who is approaching: Boy, stop!Raise your head and lead the way out!

The young man with disheveled hair and a greasy face pulled into his arms, stretched out a black and dirty hand and handed the road through the city gate to Xiao Chen. Xiao Chen endured the disgust and took the road. After roughly checking, Xiao Chen and another soldier hurriedly sent away the man like a plague god.

OK, you can pass.Xiao Chen waved his hand and signaled the ten soldiers beside the city to give way.

Thanks!The young man's eyes lit up and he walked quickly out of the city.

Wait a minute!

Xiao Chen saw the unexpected bright eyes and momentum of the young man, coupled with his hasty look, Xiao Chen couldn't help but feel suspicious. Xiao Chen walked towards the man who was being hung at the city gate, intending to take a good look.

Wait a minute!When I was secretly feeling safely passing through the city gate, the inspector not far behind me shouted to me.

HlyShit (Sacred Shit)!I cursed in my heart, then turned around obediently and asked the soldier: What else is there, sir?

The soldier looked at my face suspiciously, just watching his hand pulling into his arms, taking out a wanted reward list, Zhang Da looked at me with his eyes, carefully comparing the portrait in his hand, and then looked panicked as if he could see something: You...you...you raise your hands and put them in your head, and then walk closer to me!

(no way……)

I nodded with a smile, and gently swung my left hand. A pill I had prepared earlier slid out of the cuffs of my clothes and entered the palm of my hand. I walked back to the checkpoint entrance of the city gate with a look of no care and leisure...

Facing the soldier, I used my sleeves to wipe off the mud on my face, revealing my original face, and shouted loudly: Look!

Seeing the face that was almost the same as the wanted portrait in his hand, the soldier opened his mouth in surprise: You?you!It's you!Give me... Woo... I threw the pill in my hand into the soldier's mouth at a speed of lightning speed, then took a few steps back, preparing to watch a good show that was about to be staged.

The unlucky young soldier first had difficulty spitting out the pill stuck in his throat. But he knew that the pill melted when it encountered water, and a stream of potion slid into his stomach. Not long after, the effect of the medicine immediately broke out; his eyes were red, his whole body was sweating, and his white and desolate heat was emitted, and then he roared like he lost his mind.

It was only a moment from the time I fed the soldiers and swallowed the medicine to the onset of the medicine. Before the other soldiers standing aside could see my true face, the young soldier suddenly shouted wildly and asked: Xiao Chen, what are you doing?

The soldier named Xiao Chen shook his head, his eyes red, and ran to his colleagues who asked questions at a speed that ordinary people could not do...

Xiao Chen, are you crazy?!

Xiao Chen clutched the head of the soldier closest to him. The soldier did not expect Xiao Chen to attack him, and was immediately hit on the face by a huge force and fell to the ground. The other soldiers were shocked. Although they didn't understand why Xiao Chen wanted to attack his own people, the soldiers who were usually well-trained immediately held their spears tightly and set up a battle pose in groups of three, facing the people who were still companions a few minutes ago. Xiao Chen still did not wake up, but instinctively felt threatened and bent at the soldiers, yelling again, like a shout before some wild beast attack.

Ahahahah！

The screams of the soldiers rang out, and more than 30 regular soldiers were instantly killed by Xiao Chen at an incredible speed and life-desperate attack...

Especially the older soldier, Xiao Chen was taken special by Xiao Chen. It seems that even though the soldier named Xiao Chen lost his mind, he still hates his commander Ah very much in his consciousness...

Everyone fell to the ground and kept beating, which made the veteran's face swollen so much that I couldn't even recognize his own wife!

(People who have played ‘King of Fighters 97’ can imagine that after the crazy Eight Gods were crazy, they beat up and then used their ultimate tricks to whip the corpse.)

Well, very good!It seems that the effect of the "Mad God Pill" is really good!I hid aside and thought to myself.

‘Crazy God Pill’ is the good thing I ate when I feed the soldier named Xiao Chen. Those who take this medicine will have their skills that will increase rapidly in an instant and realize their potential that they would never imagine.

But there is no free lunch in the world. If the "Mad God Pill" is so magical, I would not be willing to waste it on others at will. The side effect of the "Mad God Pill" is: you must seriously overdraw your vitality before you can exert the power of this medicine. The taker will suffer from all the meridians in the body afterwards. It will not be cured without lying for ten days and half a month. And what's amazing is that the "Mad God Pill" will completely lose your mind and instinctively attack the living people around you.

Without further ado, the ‘Crazy God Pill’…of course, it is one of the eight forbidden medicines I personally prepared!

My intention to make the "Crazy God Pill" was to prepare a great tonic that could fully develop the potential of a martial artist. Who knew that as a personal disciple of the "Sacred Doctor of the Poison Hand", my medical skills failed to surpass my old ghost master. Instead, I was better than the talented one in creating all kinds of strange poisons.

I still remember when I just finished the "Mad God Pill", I couldn't expect to use it on myself when Uncle Agou and I practiced sword the next day. Uncle Agou was beaten to death by the sudden increase in my skills and couldn't get off the bed. That was the only time before I learned the Seven Swords of Destiny in All-Days. Unfortunately, I also lie in the bed with Uncle Agou for half a month because of the side effects of the "Mad God Pill". Later, my master, who was so hungry that he was so angry that he slapped his meal...

Of course, the bad product of "Crazy God Pill" was immediately listed by me as one of the eight banned drugs created by me, and I will never need to do it on myself from now on.

Thinking of this, I saw that the unlucky ghost named Xiao Chen helped me clear the soldiers in front of the city gate. Anyway, the city gate was already in chaos at this time. In order to avoid being swept by the typhoon and I was enjoying watching the show, I quickly got up and quickly left the city gate, blessing the soldier who helped me a lot in my heart to be happy.

Goodbye, MeiYàn City!I turned around and looked at the majestic city gate and thought to myself... I hope that the slutty lady who made me unable to step into this city will never meet again!

However, I never imagined that Lei Feng'er, who caused me a great headache, would have caused me the trouble in the future.

Yecheng is adjacent to MeiYàn City, located more than ten miles away in the southwest. Although it cannot be compared with MeiYàn City, which is known as the "Pearl of the North of the Frontier", it is also a big city in Jiangbei area and belongs to one or two. If you want to take Bing'er back to Blue Smoke City, Yecheng will be our next must-pass place.

As soon as I left the city gate, I looked around and looked for Bing'er's beautiful figure. Sure enough, not far from outside the city, I saw Bing'er sitting on a stone resting and waiting. I quickly walked towards Bing'er: Come on, let's go!

Seeing me walking out of the city gate without any injuries, Bing'er breathed a sigh of relief: Brother Tian is okay, right?

I had a smile on my face and gestured in a V-shaped shape with my fingers: Just kidding!Who is this young master? How can there be any trouble? It's done...

Goodbye, let’s go!

Bing'er obediently held my hand that came over, not asking me how I avoided the inspection of the city gate; although I was sure that Bing'er didn't know that I was possessing peerless martial arts (cockroach: let your dog farts! Someone who is better than you are...), but as her man, the innocent and pure Bing'er naturally believed that I had the ability to be invincible.

I remember there is a saying that 'Women in love are blind', in other words, Bing'er's mind...

It seems...well, there is a little bit of TMD simple. Maybe I caught her and sold her, and she would foolishly help me count the silver notes.

On the official road between Mei Yàn City and Yecheng, along the way, the scenery on both sides was densely packed with woods, and there was really nothing to see, but holding Bing'er's hand and flirting with her was not so boring...

After a long time, although I had deliberately slowed down and caught the road for a whole morning, I saw Bing'er Xiang beside me sweating profusely, and seemed to be exhausted...

It is rare that she, who has no martial arts foundation, endured her fatigue and accompanied me on the way without saying a word.

Alas, it’s all my fault that I was in a hurry to escape from the city and didn’t have time to buy a transportation tool for Bing’er.

Bing'er, let's take a break!I couldn't bear it, so I quickly stopped and pulled Bing'er into the woods to sit and rest.

Under the cool shade of the forest, I took out the dry food and shared it with Binger; not long after sitting down, my six senses suddenly trembled and I felt...

oh……

There are people in the forest!

one……

two……

No……

It's three!

It looks good!If I hadn't trained the six sensitive consciousnesses that ordinary warriors would not have been able to find those faint auras.

Feeling that there was a hint of murderous aura and malice in those breaths, I quickly raised my spirits and ran all over my body with the Tianxuan true energy, raising my six consciousnesses to the extreme, locking those breaths to prevent sneak attacks.

Binger, are you still tired?I stood up and asked with concern, blinking at Bing'er.

Well, Bing'er has had enough rest... Although Bing'er didn't understand why she had only had a short rest, I was in a hurry to set off, but just looking at my face, I knew that there might be a change in my mind.

I took Bing'er's hand and whispered to her: There are people in the forest... and the visitors are not kind. Then, I hugged Bing'er in my arms and smiled badly: I'll run faster with you!

Ah!Bing'er was shocked by my sudden intimate behavior.

Bing'er, hug it tight!I sacrificed all my body skills and used my master's unique body skills to escape from the scene at an extremely fast speed.

(Cockroach: I guess the speed of Hantian is as high as 60 miles per hour at this time. When I accelerate... it is faster than my worn-out little sheep. What...? Guest, you said it is too exaggerated!? Hello... I am the author! I will forget what I said!)

There is no practical poison around me. Even if I can't be sure that the people in the forest are enemies or friends, in order to protect Bing'er, I'd better be careful and leave as the best way to do so.

Brother Tian, ​​we seem to have flew up, your light skills are great!Bing'er was in my arms, looking curiously at the landscape next to me flowing rapidly.

Haha Looking at Bing'er's bright admiring eyes, I could only smile foolishly: Bing'er, your Bai family is so big and so famous in the world. Have you never seen light skills or martial arts skills?

Bing'er thought for a while, then said proudly: Of course, someone will do it!Although the status of our Bai family is mainly due to commercial achievements; for the elders Ah and the two Bai general managers Ah, their martial arts are all very good, but they... have always been very strict with me and never play with me. They also said that in order to protect me... there is no need to teach me martial arts... It's not like... Ah!

Seeing my smiling expression, Bing'er knew that she had lost her mouth, what are the elders in the family?

Protect my Ah...?If Bing'er was just a small person in the Bai family, how could she use precious erotic medicine like "Dragon Salpisodils" that is hard to buy for a thousand gold coins?

Bing'er seems you are not honest to me... I smiled lewdly.

That's... When they first met you, they didn't know if you were a good person or a bad person. Me, I... I... and Brother Tian, ​​you didn't ask yourself.Bing'er protested.

Now, Bing'er knows whether I am a good person or a bad person?This young master is a new good man who may not be able to find with a lantern...

You, you...you are of course a bad person!My hands and feet are not clean at any time, Bing'er said with a blushing face, and at the same time he reached out and slapped my humble hand on her plump buttocks: And he gave you everything... Brother Tian, ​​you didn't confess to me Ah!You said you were just an ordinary doctor, but in the past two days I only saw you using poison to harm people, and then... you suddenly know martial arts... You should know that all sects and sects in the world have unique martial arts, so there are certain necessary psychological techniques and body techniques to learn. However, the body techniques alone must be able to achieve the goal of being like me, and holding someone can continue to run for so long, the internal strength of martial arts is naturally not weak...

snort!OK!When I send out the people behind us now, I will kiss my good wife tonight and communicate with me... Although I was patronizing with Bingerhara, I finally locked my breath at the three people behind me.

HORSE’S!I can't even shake it off. It seems that the three of them are really coming for me and Bing'er.

As I saw that it was impossible for me to take Bing'er to get rid of them. I stopped and put Bing'er down so as not to waste my energy.