Chapter 4 The Stunning Big Joe

It is said that since Sun Ce's death, Da Qiao has been suffering a lot and it is difficult to think of other ways, so he has to go out and stroll around to relieve the burden in his heart. That afternoon, I asked Xiao Qiao to go to the lotus pavilion to enjoy the cool air. The two talked for a while, and Da Qiao sat on the Tangli Chair, staring with little star eyes and weak body. She stared at the brocade mandarin ducks in the lotus pond, playing with the ground. She couldn't help but feel affectionate when she was moved by the scene, sighed deeply, and said to herself: The plants, trees, animals and animals are still affectionate, but I can't fly away even if I keep alone. The flowing light is easy to pass. Seeing the great youth, you will become an old mother in one turn. By then, what real fun will there be in life?

After saying that, she sighed with resentment, flashed her starry eyes, and just stared at the mandarin ducks in the pond.Da Qiao gradually spoke up with complaints, as if the day was easy and the night was hard to bear.Xiao Qiao guessed her mind and said to herself: If you want to know your inner thoughts, just listen to your words.Since she said these words, I think I can't stand it anymore. Why not call Adong to quench her thirst?‘She was about to speak, and suddenly realized:

No, no, if I let Adong to relieve her boredom, if she likes her and takes it away, how can she have a good life?Still won’t say it!’She suddenly changed her mind and said: She and I are sisters, so they may not be forced to take over.I have benefited a lot now and have to do personal favors. It is not necessary to satisfy her cravings.‘She smiled at her:

Sister, I have someone who can relieve your sorrows and boredom.What?

Da Qiao asked.

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Sister, I have a girl who is beautiful and beautiful, playing music and dancing. Nothing is not good at all. How about calling her to relieve your boredom?

She shook her head repeatedly and said: No need, no need.

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Or she can quench her thirst.

Da Qiao smiled and said: My depressedness is beyond the reach of a girl.

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Sister, I know, so I will teach her to relieve your boredom!

Da Qiao said: No, thank you sister.

Xiao Qiao laughed sneeringly and said: Don’t worry, I can bring it here. You can try it out and see if it’s appropriate, it’s okay to relieve boredom.

When Xiao Qiao said this, she couldn't help but look at Da Qiao and smiled.

Da Qiao smiled and said: Look at you like this, you are here to be a fox to me again.Unfortunately, I am a woman. If I were a man, my soul would be captured by you!OK, okay, go and call that girl and let me see if she can relieve me of her boredom?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: OK, you stay here for more, I will call her now.

As he said that, he got up and went back.

It takes about two quarters of an hour to get from Nanyuan to the mansion, and now it is half an hour away from the carriage.Xiao Qiao closed her eyes and rested in the car. After a while, she arrived and entered the inner room. She saw Adong and Shui Ji were joking there. When she saw her coming in, she hurriedly came to let her sit together.

Xiao Qiao smiled and said to A Dong: Your luck is really great. Now the princess indicates that you want you to serve her, but what should I do?

Shui Ji asked hurriedly: Are you serious about this?

She said seriously: Who will lie to you?

Adong was shocked and hugged her, but he just told me: I must find a way to get her back. If I go to serve her, I will not be able to reunite with my two sisters.

Shui Ji said: This is amazing. How could the eldest lady ask Adong to serve her?Could it be that we know what happened?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Fake sister!No one can guess our situation.

Shui Ji said: How can this be good?

Xiao Qiao said: This is the case, and I can’t save it, so I have to give it to her.

Shui Ji said anxiously: Madam, you are so confused, don’t you think about it carefully, can you let him go?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Look, what are the ways to save perfunctory?

Shui Ji pondered for a while and hurriedly said: Yes, there is, hide him to me now. If you go and tell her, just say that he is sick and cannot serve. Slowly, he will make excuses her step by step.When it was critical, Shuangxing hid him in the ward and said that he was dead. What other way could she bother him?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: You came up with this idea. I am not in a hurry. You and him are more anxious than me. It can be seen that your friendship is more important.

Shui Ji was so anxious that her face flushed, she said to her: Madam is really good at joking. At this critical moment, she still doesn’t know it. Doesn’t it have anything to do with you?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: "A fool, don't be anxious. Let me tell you, she will say that she is sisters with me. If I have anything to do, can she come to find my shortcomings?"If she spoke for me, what honor would there be on her face?

Shui Ji said: I don’t hesitate, I’m afraid that she will ask him to serve forever when she sees him. Wouldn’t you be a puppet for her?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: There is no way, she will let her go.

Adong hurriedly said: I won’t go, sister, I won’t go, ma’am, do you want me anymore?

Shui Ji said: Since Madam says this, just go. I think that Madam will not be the same as before when she sees you.You have gone, whether it’s good or bad, do you still want your wife to save you?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: Look at this foolish girl, she is scolding her and saying so many words to her. What does it mean?

Shui Ji said angrily: What does it mean, but it’s just a pity for others.What does it have to do with me if you save it or not?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: It’s still a loss, but it’s not related. If it really is related, I don’t know how to kowtow and roll around today?

Shui Ji said: It had nothing to do with me.

At this point, Xiao Qiao smiled at them and said: You don’t have to hurry, and Dong doesn’t have to panic. I’ll tell you honestly. The princess doesn’t know, but I suggested that Adong go to submit to her.

The two were stunned.Shui Ji said: This is even more strange!I am afraid that I can't hide this matter from others. You just caused it yourself. What's the purpose?

Xiao Qiao said: Since the overlord was killed, the accumulation of stuffiness in my sister's chest was not something you and I could expect.Today I saw the mandarin ducks playing in the water in the pond, revealing the secret in my heart that it is better than the night. You think she is as dignified as the Queen Mother and as quiet as Guanyin Bodhisattva. Now, alas... how can I not help her? So I decided to dress up as a girl to satisfy her craving.

Adong smiled and said: Although this is good, I am the one who ends the most.

Shui Ji spat at him: I am not satisfied to meet these immortals and come to have fun with you. I still have to say these heartless words. Aren’t you afraid of harming the laws of nature?

Xiao Qiao smiled and said: No wonder, can he cope with a few of them alone?

Shui Ji smiled and said: I'm not afraid of anything else, but I'm afraid that the princess will not be sweet and refuses to let go, that would be bad.

Xiao Qiao smiled delicately in front of Adong and responded to Shui Ji: No, we both deal with him alone, and we still feel that we can't bear it. How can my sister alone withstand this big pervert?You can quickly change him to a girl, so I can send him to Nanyuan.

Shui Ji replied repeatedly: OK.

After saying that, La Adong sat down and started putting on makeup.

Xiao Qiao said to Adong again: When you come to her, you must act according to the opportunity and make her satisfied. Never be so scared that you are like a wooden man, that would be wrong.I know her temper. She believes in the most lively and well-behaved. If I take care of you, you should be careful.

Adong nodded and agreed: It is only guaranteed that the princess will be satisfied with it.

Xiao Qiao and Shui Ji said at the same time: You are such a big pervert.

Adong hurriedly said: Brother, I will never forget the great favors of the two sisters.

Later, Adong put on his daughter's costume and turned into a handsome girl. He sat on the same carriage as Xiao Qiao and headed straight towards the South Garden.

Adong was not idle along the way, so he hugged Xiao Qiao, kissed her and played with his fingers on his bottom. Xiao Qiao waved his hand shyly and said: Don’t do this.

Adong said softly to Xiao Qiao's ear: Sister, good sister, good wife, good baby, so kiss.

He just called out a name, and the second-hand one touched her clothes and touched her chest, grabbed a plump and soft jade peak, and held it a little hard, feeling that her palms were soft; the other hand fiddled with the immortal cave.

Xiao Qiao said shyly again: What a little enemy in my life. It will arrive in a while. What are you thinking?

Adong was happy to hear this and said: I just want to do this now.

While Xiao Qiao was shaking her mind, she quickly took off her big red skirt belt around her waist, took off her skirt, and took out the big treasure that had already been angry. She saw that she was as fat as a baby, rosy and smooth as a baby, and a ball at the front end was red and round, as huge as a plum.When Xiao Qiao saw this, she couldn't help but reach out and pinch it gently on the red ball. It was as soft as a peeled lychee fruit. When she stroked it down, the stem was as hard as iron stone, and it was hot and shiny. Her body suddenly sank half, and her eyes were soft and her spring feelings were flooded.

A Donghu worked for a while, then took action to untie Xiao Qiao's belt. Xiao Qiao covered her waist and gasped: You can't mess around anymore. Sister, just use her mouth to help you get rid of the heat!

Xiao Qiao said softly with her eyes hooked and said, regardless of whether Adong would like it or not, her little hands had already begun to move on her big cock and caress her.Adong couldn't stand such tempting teasing and said panting: Kiss good sister, my big cock is already swelling and uncomfortable. Make it comfortable, hurry up!

Xiao Qiao said lustfully: I knew, you little pervert can't stand it?whee……

While laughing, the pair of plump breasts were shaking and shaking, which made people feel excited. Adong thought to himself: The wife of the governor Zhou, who is not famous all over the world, is so coquettish, and she is so lewd. Her eyes curled and her mouth smiled, with indescribable charm and sexy!‘Xiao Qiao held the big cock tightly with both hands. After a series of twists, she saw that it had reached eight inches long and smiled: Little lust!It's big so soon.OK, sister, let’s give you some comfort!

After saying that, he lowered his head, held the big cock in his left hand and stroked it. The beautiful cherry mouth opened, and he held the glans in his mouth, sucked it several times, and held two egg balls under his right hand, which was a while of hands and mouth.After sucking for a while, the stick had expanded to nearly one foot long, and her little mouth could no longer hold it. She had to reluctantly spit out the glans and stick out the tip of her tongue to tease the glans.Her left hand stroked her big cock hard, and a few drops of white liquid flowed out from the mouth of the glans' urethra. She licked the urethra with the tip of her tongue, and then lightly bit Adong's glans' flesh with her teeth. Her hands kept stroking the egg balls, pinching and softening, and then pinching, rubbing, and sucking, the penis became even harder and thicker!

Adong was so comfortable that he couldn't help but humming softly: Oh...good sister!...You sucked so well!……my darling!...The good lady's little mouth is so flexible...oh...it's so good!...It's so comfortable to hold it!

My butt began to thrust upwards, as if I had to thrust my big cock into Xiao Qiao's mouth before I could be content.

As Adong's humming continued, Xiao Qiao looked at Adong's comfortable look while holding his big cock in his mouth, and sucked the glans desperately, as if he had a special preference for his glans.

Sister’s little husband!Your big cock...so thick...so long...I love it so much!...I want to keep it in my mouth!...Sucking it...The big dick is so good...Baby... Are you comfortable?

Xiao Qiao finally spit out her glans, and kept pinching her penis and egg balls with her hands, asking Adong with spring feelings.

Adong warned: Good sister, please speak softly, don’t be heard by the people outside the car, Ah... my brother’s dear wife... sucked... big cock... comfortable... fast...

Just when Adong was extremely comfortable, Xiao Qiao stopped sucking her cock. He hurriedly pressed her head with both hands and pulled it down, thrusting her butt up, and her big cock swelled hard and rubbed against her fragrant lips.

Xiao Qiao knew that Adong was about to climax, so she first licked the urethra with the tip of her tongue, tasted the unique delicacy of the boy, licked the round ridge flesh at the bottom of the glans, and then opened her mouth and held it in full.

Xiao Qiao's head began to shake up and down, and the big cock in his mouth was sucking and stroking it, only hearing the sensation!Honey!

The sucking sound continues.The big cock was thrusting in her little mouth, making Xiao Qiao's cheeks so swollen and numb. Occasionally, she also spit out the glans, holding the small jade hand tightly, rubbing and rubbing the big glans on the pink cheeks.

Oh...it's so good!... So comfortable!...Dear lady... You are really good at playing... The big cock is so crispy... Soon... Stop rubbing it!...Ah!...I'm going to cum!...

Adong was so comfortable that his legs were shaking, he straightened his penis, his eyes were scary, he pressed Xiao Qiao's head with both hands, and his big cock was quickly thrusting into Xiaomei's mouth.The beautiful Xiao Qiao cooperated with the cock to thrust, and used her hands to stroke the cock even harder, and sucked the glans and urethra with her little mouth.

Oh...oh...I'm going to cum!……oh!...It's so good!……oh……

I saw Adong thrust his waist a few times, his whole body shook comfortably, and he ejaculated happily!A thick stream of semen was in the mouth of his wife Xiao Qiao. Xiao Qiao frowned and swallowed the semen into her abdomen. Then she stroked Adong's legs with extremely lewd hands and asked with concern: Adong, what do you think?Is it still comfortable?

Too comfortable!...Too comfortable!...Good lady...Your flute play skills are so good!

While saying sweet words lightly, Adong kept taking the opportunity to caress and teasing Xiao Qiao, especially hard-working her tender pussy.

Xiao Qiao's eyes were as silk as silk, and she was panting. She had long forgotten to take Adong to see Daqiao. She ignored Adong's magic hands and harassed him, but she would not stop him. Because she was not satisfied yet, she was about to take the opportunity to encourage Adong to reorganize his troops and fight again!

As Xiao Qiao held the big cock in both hands and kept stroking it, Adong's big cock that had just ejaculated quickly recovered and became bigger and bigger.Xiao Qiao was secretly happy and said with a smile: Dear husband, you are so strong!After ejaculation, my penis is not soft yet!Baby, hurry up!Give it to my sister quickly!

Good Ah!My dear wife, please ride on it!Let your little husband's cock be refreshed.

Adong responded excitedly, touching her beautiful and tender skin with both hands, vigorously tugging on her two snow-white breasts, and pinching her fingers on the two bright red nipples.

Ah!You little villain is dead!You will know who is your wife and your young husband!You are necrotic!

Yeah?I don’t know who called me just now, my little husband!The big cock is so thick and long. I love it so much. I want to keep it in my mouth!

Xiao Qiao's face turned red, and his little hands slapped Adong and said: OK, you little villain and a big pervert are my sister's husband. Let me give birth to a baby for you, the little husband!

As he said that, Xiao Qiao stood up, spread her legs and straddled Chen Dong's lower abdomen, stretched down with his right hand, grabbed the thick penis, held the glans at the vagina, and closed her eyes, and sat down with her plump and big pink buttocks.

Because when I was working on A Donghan's penis just now, Xiao Qiao's vagina was already itchy and the water was flowing through the vagina, and the desire was burning.At this time, she was teased by words, which made Xiao Qiao even more sour and itchy. She could no longer bear the temptation and couldn't help but get on the horse and relieve her desires.

Adong's big penis, which was about one foot long, was inserted into his plump vagina, making Xiao Qiao feel comfortable from the bones. She, an angel who was so lustful, was immersed in the passion of inserting the vagina, greedily swung her slender waist, her pink face flushed, and her round and beautiful buttocks were up and down, rising and falling wildly, and the plump water flowed constantly in the plump and tender Taoyuan Cave.

When Adong heard Xiao Qiao say that she had given birth to a baby, he was already attracted by her and responded quickly: Good sister, good sister, if I forgot my sister's kindness today, I would ask me to be struck in half by lightning from the sky, burned into ashes by fire, and then scattered into the sea to feed the turtle.

Xiao Qiao scolded: What nonsense!Just remember your sister in your heart, what are you making random oaths!

Adong stopped talking, hugged Xiao Qiao and turned over to press Xiao Qiao, with his eyes facing each other, supported him with his left hand, and held Xiao Qiao's slender hand with his right hand. The body below bravely entered and exited Xiao Qiao's fairyland like a hammer. It was less than a hundred times. Xiao Qiao gritted his teeth again, but he still shouted softly: Oh...so beautiful...hum...well...I am your wife...I want to give birth to a baby for you...so good...your big cock is great!…Hmph… The pussy is so swollen… So full… Uh… Humph… I want to give birth to a beautiful baby for my husband.

Adong was preparing to launch a new round of attack when he suddenly heard a report from the servant outside the car: Madam, Nanyuan has arrived.

The two of them stopped immediately because of panic. Xiao Qiao was resourceful and said: Go to the medicine shop in front first, I want to buy some medicine.

Yes, madam.

The carriage set off again.Of course, the handsome man and Afro girl in the car started to do the task of not completing the child creation.

Baby, insert it gently, slower, it hurts a little.

Xiao Qiao begged for mercy repeatedly.

Sister, for our baby, you can bear it.

As Ah Dong said, he started to give it up again.

Xiao Qiao's vagina was filled with thick penis. With his thrusting, the labia sometimes turned out and sometimes sank into it. After more than a hundred thrusting, the vagina was getting more and more vaginal fluid. Xiao Qiao felt that it was filled with it. Every time he thrust, it was close to the vagina wall. The pleasure of friction became tighter and tighter. The long dick was pressing against the clitoris from time to time, arousing a burst of ecstasy pleasure.

I fucked it so well, I fucked it to the end... so good... dear... dear husband... my pussy was so comfortable being fucked by your big cock!Kiss...Honey husband...I'm so happy...Ah...Beautiful...Insert more...Insert a few more...It's itchy...I'm so itchy...Ah...It's so good...Honey...

Fuck me to death...Ah...so...quick...let you fuck it casually...Ah...Ah...try harder...fuck deeper...

Kiss your little husband...Oh...Ah...Good husband...Tight...Good brother...You are so good at doing it...

With force... this time... it's so fickle... I'm going to come out...Ah...Ah...Ah...Ah is finished.

Xiao Qiao, under Adong's expulsion, started crying to the splash of vaginal essence, and finally closed her eyes weakly to enjoy the endless expulsions of her sweetheart.

Facing the extremely beautiful wife of the Eastern Wu Grand Governor, Adong looked at this peerless beautiful woman. When she thought of her wife's willingness to give birth to a baby for her, she really wanted to use all her strength to feed her breasts on her penis, which was inserted faster and deeper. The thick dick quickly went in and out of the governor's wife's vagina, making Xiao Qiao shaking her whole body. The two huge breasts on her chest were shaking, and the breasts were waving in waves, and then she fucked nearly a hundred times before she was relieved.

After that, Xiao Qiao still hugged Adong and refused to let his cock go: Little husband, let me hug you more, sister loves you so much... I love you so much... I will definitely give birth to a baby for you...

While saying that, he kissed Adong wildly on the face.

Thank you sister, sister, if the governor is not at home, you are pregnant, how can you explain to him?

I'm a fool, will I go to the military camp to explore my husband when I'm pregnant?

Sister, when will I get pregnant?

Little bad guy, tell you, my sister is pregnant.

Really?Sister, how do you know?

Adong, how long has it been for the first time?

Almost two months, right?

It's Ah, you little villain has put the seeds into your sister's stomach. I'm a veteran. A few days ago, I felt happy.

It's not the belly, it's the uterus.

OK, it’s the uterus. In the near future, Shui Ji and I will go to the military camp. You can serve her well at my sister. By the way, remember, don’t ejaculate her body. She can’t get pregnant, do you know?

I know, will Sister Shui Ji get pregnant too?

This time I went to the military camp to ask the governor to agree to your marriage with Shui Ji.

Adong gently grabbed Xiao Qiao's hand and said: I have no way to repay my great virtue and kindness. As long as I need my body, I will dedicate my beauty to me, and I will never let the beauty stay alone in the empty room.

Xiao Qiao flicked Adong's forehead with her finger: Little bad guy Ah!Both Jiangdong Qiao will be under you, don’t be too excited!

Sister, I'm a little scared.

What are you afraid of? Why are you not afraid of me at the beginning?Let me tell you, my sister doesn’t like people who are timid. She likes heroes like Overlords, so when you get along alone, you should also show your handsome demeanor and overwhelm her in momentum.

Um.

Are you still afraid?Don't go if you're afraid.

Xiao Qiao did not forget to make fun of Adong.

Adong smiled evilly: Cao Cao led a million troops to capture Jiangdong by his prime minister and captured two Qiao. I have already shot one Qiao with my body and one Qiao closer. Seeing that both Qiao in Jiangdong are going to be spoiled under my crotch, how can I give up? Hope is right ahead. Even though I know there is a tiger in the mountain, I will go to Tiger Mountain and never let go back to the mountain.

Little bad guy, I'm making fun of you again, okay, when my military camp comes back, my sister and I will serve you, the big pervert, it's time to clean up now.

After saying that, the two of them were scrubbing and sweating, tidying up their clothes, checking each other before hugging each other.

Soon after, when he arrived at the pharmacy, Xiao Qiao got out of the car and bought some tonics randomly, preparing to go to Zhou Yu's army to take it for him.After getting on the bus, Xiao Qiao was tired and leaned against Adong's arms to rest, and Adong was also raising his energy to prepare for the next battle.

When I arrived at the Nanyuan and entered the lotus pavilion, I saw Da Qiao lying alone on a couch with agarwood. His cheeks were as red as rouge fingers, his eyes were filled with autumn water, and his eyebrows were crowded with spring mountains. He could not tell the whole story of beauty and all kinds of romantic things. When he saw them coming in, he sat up lazily and asked: Sister, is it her?Why did you go for so long?

When Xiao Qiao saw her asking, she hurriedly pulled Adong to kneel down.Adong said quickly and hurriedly: May the princess be thousands of years old.

I thought to myself: I didn’t expect that my sister is more beautiful than my sister, so beautiful, like Guanyin Bodhisattva in the painting, she is really a beautiful woman of the generation.‘Da Qiao had a smile on her cheeks and asked Adong with apricot eyes affectionately: What’s your name? Where are you from?

Seeing that they had started talking, Xiao Qiao hurriedly went out. Before leaving, she threw her eyes to Adong, winked, encouraged and reluctant to leave.

Adong thought, ‘The girl is not called Adong, what is my name? Just call her Dong.’Answer: I want to ask me, my name is Dong, I am from Jiangbei, I can tell many stories, and my wife asked me to tell stories to the princess and relieve boredom.

When Da Qiao heard this, she pulled her up from the ground in surprise and joy, and smiled at her: Sit down, I can talk to you.

Adong was not polite either, so he sent his butt to her side and sat down side by side.

Da Qiao was not angry at all and asked with a smile: How old are you this year?

Adong replied: I'm just over twenty years old.

Da Qiao unconsciously relaxed her white wrists, gently placed them on her shoulders, snuggled her pink face to her cheeks, and smiled quietly: When will you arrive in the Zhou Mansion?

Adong smiled and said: I arrived at Zhou Mansion half a year ago, but the Empress had never seen me.It’s no wonder that I always have a price for every day, and I don’t come to the front. I repair many flowers and plants in the back garden.

When Da Qiao heard this, she felt even more confused. She couldn't help but lit up Adong carefully. Seeing that she looked like her daughter's beauty and a handsome man, her heart immediately jumped up suddenly, and her breathing became nervous at the same time, squinting at the starry eyes and staring at Adong with a smile.At this time, a cool breeze blew in, and the two of them shivered at the same time.

Da Qiao said to Adong: The wind is too strong here, let’s go back too.

Adong nodded and agreed and helped Da Qiao up.Da Qiao stood up and walked out of the garden with Adong hand in hand, stepped onto the carriage outside the garden door, seated in the carriage room, Adong smelled a sweet fragrance in his nose, and couldn't help but feel soft-hearted. The evil fire surged from his heels to the top of Niwan Palace, and he could no longer bear it, and he felt more and more eager to move in his heart.

But Adong didn't dare to act rashly, so he had to hold his mind and see her movements.

I heard her whisper: Dong, I just heard you say that you can tell stories, and your wife also said that you are very good at making people happy. Why not come and try it out.

When Adong heard this, he knew that he needed to find another opportunity to achieve good things, so he smiled and said: Then, let me tell a few jokes for the princess first.Empress, let me tell you the story of Zhang Liang of the Han Dynasty.Fan Kuai, the brother-in-law of the powerful minister, built a new mansion and asked Zhang Liang to write a plaque.Zhang Liang wrote the word "Bamboo" to him, saying that it means "Bamboo buds and pine trees are lush".Fan Kuai happily hung it in the main hall. When Emperor Liu Bang saw it, he said to him:

You are being teased!If you break the two words bamboo buds apart, won’t it become four characters of each one?Fan Kuai was afraid of Zhang Liang's prestige and could only laugh and cry.

Da Qiao smiled and said: You still know the words, have you ever studied?

When I returned to the princess, I was in my hometown. My father and I have recognized calligraphy and read a lot of books.This story is not funny, let me talk about the present one.Speaking of which, Cao Cao and Liu Bei talked about heroes when cooking green plums. The two of them drank a few drinks. During the meal, Cao Cao said, "Today's heroes are the only ones and Cao's ears." Liu Bei, who was so scared that he kept his low profile, dropped his chopsticks on the ground.Cao Cao asked why he fell off the chopsticks, and Liu Bei replied, "A thunder broke out in the sky just now and was shocked."After Liu Bei finished speaking, he suddenly farted when he bowed to pick up the chopsticks, which was very awkward.When he was in a state of embarrassment, Zhao Yun said frankly behind him:

Don’t be surprised, thunder is coming from the sky, and farts come from the clouds (clouds)!‘As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Guan Yu, who was standing aside, stepped forward and said: Don’t be surprised, the fart comes from the Yu (rain)!’Just just finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to mutter:

Just now, the fart was flying.‘ Speaking of this, Adong peeked at Da Qiao and sneered at the beautiful woman.

Adong said again: Everyone laughed loudly, but Cao Cao did not. He was deeply touched by this matter.After seeing off Liu Bei and others, Cao Cao said to his subordinates:

When Liu Bei's subordinates saw that their lord made a mistake, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for it. They were truly loyal.If it was your turn, could this be done?‘Everyone was indignant and deeply aggrieved. Dian Wei shouted: Isn’t it just a matter of nothing, or a piece of cake?’Xu Chu also said:

What's the difficulty?Where can I compare to my shirtlessness?‘A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to have a drink again.During the meal, Cao Cao wanted to deliberately fart and see how his subordinates reacted, but he couldn't let it go.

After holding it in for a long time, I finally made a little mess.Cao Cao's subordinates had been waiting for a long time. When they heard a slight gurgle, Xu Chu quickly said: "The fart was released by Chu (pig)!"’ Da Qiao, who couldn't help it, finally changed from a silent laugh to a giggle.

Adong continued: When Cao Cao heard this, he was so angry that he glared out of his eyes. The others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow to react, so he rushed to take it to him.Dian Wei said:

Farts are made from the classics!''wrong!‘Xu Huang retorted loudly after hearing this,’ the fart was shaken!'Cao Cao had already blushed and was about to get angry when he heard the advice, his adviser Guo Tu screamed: No, no, the fart was revealed by the picture!’ Da Qiao laughed loudly, laughing so hard that she couldn't help but lean on Adong.

Seeing that the fire was coming, Adong wanted to fulfill his wish. Suddenly, he heard a report from the servant outside the car: The princess, you have arrived at the mansion, please get off the car.

He had to relax his hands on Da Qiao's waist.

Da Qiao Wu smiled and said, "Help me down."

Asongdon became crazy again, so Da Qiao took Asong's men and got out of the car.