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Chapter 3 Crazy Experiment

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Yang Xiaowei took back a pot of tiger-tail orchids that were growing well from the TV cabinet in the living room. Because the pot of tiger-tail orchids is quite dense, he used scissors to cut off all the leaves in the middle of the tiger-tail orchid, leaving only a circle of old leaves on the outside, and put them on the computer desk after cutting them. Then he took off his pants and underwear, and now he didn't have the intention to click on a sex video to help him get some fun. He rubbed his scrotum with his left hand, and opened his foreskin with his right hand and started rubbing up and down.

It’s a bit unaccustomed to me just masturbating without watching something. Yang Xiaowei muttered while speeding up the speed and strength of his right hand. He rubbed hard for less than 3 minutes and felt that although he was young, his body was really weak.

It's soon, it's soon, you must aim it and shoot it all in. It can't be wasted, otherwise the experiment results will not be guaranteed.Yang Xiaowei also reminded himself that he must not miss the shot.

In this way, Yang Xiaowei carefully shot all his semen into this pot of tiger tail orchid. Because he was anxious to see the results of the experiment, the sage mode had little impact on his current anxious mood, so he no longer had a nausea or a sense of emptiness and self-blame.

Yang Xiaowei wiped his dick a few times with a wet wipe, then put on his pants and sat at the computer desk, looking at the tiger-tail orchid in front of him motionless, afraid of missing any details.

One second, two seconds...one minute, two minutes... it is said that time passes very quickly when people are focused, but now Yang Xiaowei doesn't think so. He is already staring at the pot of tiger-tail orchids very focused. It feels like a morning after only three minutes, and tears are almost popping out. There is still no change in this pot of green plants.

Could it be that I was whimsical?It just happened that Phalaenopsis bloomed at that time?Yang Xiaowei said disappointedly when he saw that Huwei Lan had not changed much: I must have been staying at home for too long. I can take this kind of thing seriously, and I really tried it again for an experiment... I am so crazy. Such unreasonable things only appear in movies. How can they appear in daily life!

Sometimes people would say that people in H City speak evilly, and their brags would come true soon. It was as if the tiger-tailed orchid was eager to refute Yang Xiaowei and wanted to slap him in the face. The leaves that were cut off by Yang Xiaowei just now slowly grew a new edge, and in a short while, they grew into a complete leaf.

Damn it!Damn it!At this time, Yang Xiaowei would call me Damn, he really couldn't find any other suitable words to express his mood. It's really true, this is true!The fuck is true!

Maybe the tiger-tail orchid thought it wasn't loud enough to slap him in the face. After the leaves were grown, it slowly grew (zhang), which was 5 cm taller than before, and then it never grew again, as if the athlete had finished the doping medicine.

After waiting for another five minutes, Yang Xiaowei made sure that the leaves were no longer growing, the breath that had been holding the chest finally relaxed, and his extremely excited mood calmed down a lot.

When we were in middle school, we learned Zhuge Liang's role model. The late emperor spent all his budget in the middle of starting his business... No, it was Du Fu's description of Zhuge Liang in "The Prime Minister of Shu": He died before he succeeded in his career, which made the hero cry.Yang Xiaowei also understood this truth. When the result of the matter is not determined, there will definitely be many accidents in the middle.He has seen many things that are extremely happy and sad in daily life, so after his mood calmed down, Yang Xiaowei suddenly didn't know what to do, and he was still afraid that it was just an accident.

Otherwise... I will test and test it again. Although it hurts the body after ejaculation a few more times, I can't bear to leave the child and can't trap Wolf Ah. I can't bear to leave the semen to determine the authenticity of the experimental results. It’s accidental once, and it may be accidental twice. If the results are the same three times, it should be inevitable! Yang Xiaowei persuaded himself and made up his mind for him. After all, it would be the third time if he ejaculated again.

The third experiment took less than 20 minutes from the beginning to the end, and the result was the same. Yang Xiaowei's fresh semen can promote the growth of plants.

It is certain that it can allow plants to grow rapidly, and even withered plants can rejuvenate and resurrect them. I wonder if there are any other effects? Does it have this effect on other things? Yang Xiaowei analyzed the experimental results and guessed: You should try another living creature.

But where can I find other living creatures? There are no dogs or cats in my family. I have to say that I am the only one who lives. Oh... myself? Yang Xiaowei almost jumped up in surprise: For Ah, I am the best experimental subject. I won’t talk about whether it is beneficial. At least it seems that it will not be harmful to me to make the plant grow again now.

It’s easy to deal with without any harm. Next, you have to think about how to experiment and record the results of the experiment. After all, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen.After saying that, Yang Xiaowei fell into deep thought....

After pondering for a moment, Yang Xiaowei began his fourth experiment.

The fourth experiment begins………

The fourth experiment ended.Experimental content: Yang Xiaowei used a fruit knife to cut his arm. The wound was not deep, but it was at the level of blood loss, and then applied fresh semen.Experimental results: Fresh semen can repair the wound, and there are no scars after repair.The guess after the experiment: I am in the protection of myself. The wound can be repaired if it is not deep during the experiment. If the wound is deeper or the whole body is seriously injured, can semen still repair the wound? If so, what effect will be?This will be done later if you have the chance.

The fifth experiment ended. Experimental content: Use a fruit knife to cut the floor, desk, and wall, and then apply fresh semen to the scratches. Experimental results: The scratches on the floor, desk and walls were not repaired, and the experiment failed. The guess after the experiment: the floor, desk, and walls are all dead objects, not living bodies, and semen has no repair effect; people and plants are living things, and they have life, so semen has repair effect. In order to determine this conjecture, another experiment is needed.

The sixth experiment ended.Experimental content: Apply semen on a plant leaf that has withered for a long time, just one leaf, no plant root system.Experimental results: The leaves did not grow again, and the experiment failed.After the experiment, I guessed that the leaves have withered for a long time and have turned from living things to dead things, so the semen cannot repair them.The previous Phalaenopsis was because the root system under the soil had not completely dried up and died. It belonged to the living body, and the semen played a repair role.

I was preparing to start the seventh experiment. Because Yang Xiaowei's parents had lunch in the unit cafeteria at noon and didn't go home at noon, he had enough time to do this kind of experiment that could not be seen. At this time, if someone from the opposite building saw this with a telescope, he would definitely think that the young man in this family was crazy, masturbating, cutting himself with a knife, and wiping the semen everywhere.

The seventh experiment ended.Experimental content: Let the semen that has just ejaculated stand for a period of time, and after oxidation, it becomes a diluted liquid, and then apply it to the plants or wounds. However, because it is the seventh ejaculation, the amount of semen is seriously insufficient and can only be applied to the wounds. The effect is the same as when the semen is not oxidized, it can repair the wounds and there are no scars.Experimental guess: The thick and fresh semen that just ejaculated has the same effect as the liquid semen after being oxidized for a period of time.

It is said that men are the most serious when they focus on doing something. At this time, Yang Xiaowei only focuses on experiments, but now he is not handsome. Because he can't fall asleep for a long time after hearing his mother's moans last night, he has not been able to fall asleep for a long time and has not had a good sleep. He woke up early this morning, and now it is already afternoon. He has not eaten breakfast or lunch, and has frequent masturbation and has never drunk water in the middle. Now his legs are weak, his fingers are trembling, his forehead is sweating, his face is pale, his lips are dry and chapped, and he looks like a dying person.

No, you have to do another experiment and let it sit for a longer time to determine whether the semen is always effective or has a shelf life. If it has a shelf life, you have to determine how long it will be.Yang Xiaowei told himself weakly that he had to do an experiment.

The eighth experiment started............... and the experiment...

Before he finished speaking, a dizzy feeling suddenly surged into Yang Xiaowei's mind, as if he was in darkness, his feet were as soft as noodles, and his thinking was as stagnant as stagnant water.With a thud, Yang Xiaowei fell heavily on the floor like a pile of rotten wood.

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Where am I? Yang Xiaowei muttered to himself in a hoarse voice, because his eyes were still in a daze, and he saw the white wall opposite in a hazy way, feeling that he was lying on the bed.

Xiaowei, you finally woke up Ah, scaring your mother to death. Yang Xiaowei was about to use some strength to support himself when he heard the mother next to him feel relieved. He tried hard to get his eyes focused to make his eyes more likely. He saw that his right hand was dripping and the left finger was clamped with the ECG monitor's clip.

Yang Xiaowei's mother is Ma Mengxi, and she is a deputy director of the command center of the High-tech Zone Branch of the H Municipal Public Security Bureau. She is now 45 years old, which is the golden age for middle-aged young women to remain charming.

Yang Xiaowei looked at his mother's haggard expression. He had obviously been by his side for a long time. He was about to ask his mother how he was lying in the hospital. At this time, a doctor pushed the door and walked in. It should be that his mother told the doctor first after seeing him awakening. There was also a nurse behind the doctor.

The doctor walked to Yang Xiaowei and looked at his face carefully, then said: I am your attending doctor, do you still feel uncomfortable?

Feeling uncomfortable?Well... except for a little hungry, my waist hurts so much!Yang Xiaowei thought for a moment and replied.

Puff... As soon as Yang Xiaowei finished speaking, he heard the nurse behind the doctor laughing, and then the nurse quickly covered his mouth with his hands, for fear of laughing out loud.

Hearing the nurse's laughter, Ma Mengxi and Yang Xiaowei looked at each other for a moment, their expressions were particularly awkward, and their skin was red to their necks.

Seeing this scene, Yang Xiaowei remembered that he had been doing semen experiments at home before, and his whole body was naked. When he did it for the eighth time, he seemed to faint. He masturbated eight times, how could his waist not hurt?It was probably when my mother found out and sent me to the hospital when she came home from get off work.Seeing the little nurse's expression of laughter, she probably knew that he had fainted and sent to the hospital after masturbating.

Yang Xiaoweiguang thought about these things on his own, so he didn't say anything and just lay there blankly. Ma Mengxi might have thought that his son didn't speak because he was embarrassed, so he quickly asked the doctor: Doctor, how is my son doing now? Is it important to have your body?

The doctor replied: Director Ma, your son is in good health now. Just pay attention to supplementing nutrition and strengthening his lower body constitution.I fainted before because my bones were weak, poor nutrition, and high-intensity... Uh... This... For a moment, the doctor didn't know how to say what I'd like to say next.Well...this...this...high-intensity masturbation made me faint.He should be persuaded in the future. It is normal for young people to have needs, but they still need to understand restraint.

After hearing this, Ma Mengxi was a little embarrassed again and said: Good doctor, you have troubled you, so when will my son be discharged from the hospital?

To be on the safe side, let's observe for another day and be discharged from the hospital tomorrow.

OK, thank you doctor.

OK, I still have a patient on my side, so I'll go and do it first.

After saying that, the doctor turned around and walked out of the ward. The nurse behind the doctor looked back at Yang Xiaowei before walking out of the ward, as if he was confirming what the idiot who fainted from masturbation looked like.

Coincidentally, Yang Xiaowei planned to watch the doctor, and thus formed a gaze with the nurse's eyes, and he also understood the ridicule of the nurse's eyes!This made Yang Xiaowei both embarrassed and angry.

Mom, how did I come to the hospital?Yang Xiaowei calmed down his mood and asked his mother.

Son, you scared your mother to death. When Mom walked into your house after get off work, she saw you lying naked on the ground, with two pots of flowers and a knife on the table. Mom thought you had committed suicide!

How could I commit suicide? How old am I? There are many wonderful things I have never experienced!

I was also as soon as I entered the house, I was frightened when I saw the knife and you lying on the ground, but I didn’t see the blood and... and the smell of the room, I was sure that you were not committing suicide, but maybe you fainted.

Ma Mengxi didn't know how to talk to her son about masturbation, so she didn't say it was the smell of semen in the room, but just the smell of semen.Besides, if her son asks how Ma Mengxi knows that the smell in the house is from semen, she can't answer. Anyway, she can't say that her mother often eats his father's dick and swallows his father's semen, so she is very familiar with this smell.

oh.Yang Xiaowei didn't know how to explain his experiment, so he only answered one word.

Son Ah, I know that you can’t find a job now and you have the pressure to release, as long as you need to pay attention to your health, and such things cannot happen next time.Have you heard it!

I know my mother... Yang Xiaowei answered in a low voice.

You are not seriously injured now, just take some glucose and saline. I've been here for a day and I have to go to the unit to check it out. You are resting in the hospital, and when you are hungry, just order takeout by yourself.

Oh, good mom.Yang Xiaowei knew that his affairs were very awkward, so he answered very well.

Oh, by the way, I'll look for you in the future to see if my colleagues and friends around me have any suitable girlfriends for you.Ma Mengxi said another sentence before leaving.

Yang Xiaowei was very resistant to having a girlfriend first because he didn't find a job, but now he has made mistakes first. I know that my mother is also for her own good. Having a girlfriend is better than masturbating.He didn't dare to refute and agreed and said: Oh, okay mom, mom, walk slowly.

After seeing off my mother, Yang Xiaowei lay on the bed and thought: Mom said she had been guarding me for a day, and I had been in a coma for so long. He looked at his phone and it was indeed the next afternoon. It was not a day since yesterday afternoon to this afternoon.