Chapter 12

What the hell!!!I reached out and wiped off the milk from my face, staring at her with disgust: Are you a big watering can?!

Yingyu, who has never suffered any loss, didn't even bother me this time and mocked her big watering can. She stared at me with round eyes full of panic and shock: You...you!!!Are you serious?!!!

At this critical moment, am I in the mood to make this joke with you?!When I spoke, I showed a look of contempt and stupidity.

However, Yingyu, who was completely in chaos at this moment, didn't bother to look at me. All kinds of messy expressions were constantly changing on her youthful and delicate face. The nervousness, entanglement, fear, etc. made her look so red when she was teased by me just now because of her exposure. The seductive pink wave on her cheeks quickly subsided. The two little hands that looked like jade and lotus roots were intertwined and kept entangled. She only stepped on a pair of jade feet, which were curled up and loosened, showing the owner's chaos at this moment.

She looked so stupid that Yingyu's name sounded soft and weak, but in fact her personality was like a tomboy. It's almost ten years since we met and now, I've never seen her show such a posture. I didn't want to interrupt her for a moment, I just wanted to see the tomboy's delicate appearance for a while.

Yingyu's expression was simply wonderful, with various expressions constantly changing, but slowly, the corners of her cherry lips and lips gradually curled upwards, and with the pair of fox eyes that were as unique as her charming mother, squinted slightly, and a touch of joy appeared on her delicate face, a faint sense of joy.

Her expression made my heart tremble suddenly for no reason, and an inexplicable emotion rushed into my mind. I quickly raised my hand and patted her head: What are you thinking!The corners of my mouth are almost at the back of my head!

With a slap, the girl trembled all over, and her blurred eyes quickly condensed and regained her spirit. In the past, when she was beaten by me, she would always pounce on her with her teeth and claws in the next second. This time she was out of normalcy and still stood obediently in the original place, but the joy on her face was quickly concealed by her intentionally.

Yingyu's pink face at this moment, and her nervous look was a little shy, which made me feel uneasy and didn't care that I might be called a plain man. She said: You tm, don't you like me, right?So I'm quite happy?!

As soon as I finished speaking, Yingyu's eyes that had just gathered back became strange. She raised her face slightly and looked at me for a while. Finally, she couldn't help it. She burst out laughing, not caring about the image of her young beauty at all. She was like hearing some extreme jokes, and her shoulders trembled, and even her hands covered her stomach and squatted down.

Hahaha!!!I was really right about you before, you are a general trust man who has reached the peak... it is a peak!No!My stomach hurts because I smile!Hahaha!!!

She laughed at my actions to the fullest, which made me feel a little calm: Then the expression you just now is hard for people to understand.

I...I just feel this is a good...a good opportunity, you are really narcissistic.

Yingyu finally finished laughing, and stood up slowly with her hands holding the cabinet. The violent laugh made her breath a little, her voice became intermittent, and the sound line revealed a bit of a rare weakness. The jade body leaning on the cabinet also reduced the vitality and youth of a normal day, and the softness of a mature woman showed a little bit of a temptation of the opposite sex that I had never found in her before.

What good opportunity?Have you come up with any good idea?!

I want to say no, what will you do?!Yingyu glanced at me and didn't look at me. While talking, she opened the refrigerator to find food.

I knew that your embroidered pillow was useless, so I had a plan long ago.

Yingyu took out a piece of meat floss bread from the refrigerator and stuffed it into her mouth. She bulged her cheeks cutely and mumbled vaguely. Her eyes looked at me full of contempt: Now I have become an embroidered pillow. Why didn’t you say that when you asked me to copy homework before?!

So do you have any plans?!

Of course there is, but you said I was an embroidered pillow, so I will tell you why this elm lump is used for.She looked very indifferent, and put her slender fingers stained with the floss into her mouth and sucked them cleanly before continuing: At worst, my mother was scolded by me. My mother was so gentle, how could she do to me?!But when my mother said, Aunt Shui was angry, it was quite good~~~~~ Oh, I was scared when I thought about it.After saying that, he pretended to shake twice. In the loose white T-shirt, his breasts that were not fixed in a vacuum state were shaking.

A single ponytail girl with a bangs and a bangs that is nine points tall, 170 cm tall, and is not guarded against me, and she is not too shirked even if she is exposed. At this moment, she trembled her body not far away in front of me. The unintentional movement caused a wave of waves on her chest, making me, who had no insignificance about her, and was not controlled by the biological reproductive instinct. Under the reproductive instinct of life, her penis was congested and shook twice in her crotch. She was so scared that she turned around and faced the chopping board again, not daring to look directly at her.

Otherwise, let’s briefly write our own method into our hands. Whoever has the rubbish method will be embroidered pillows and elm lumps in the future. If you come up with bad ideas, you will also have a big meal!The kind that is no less than five hundred yuan!

Shortly after I turned around, Yingyu's voice came again. When I looked for the sound, I saw that she had no intention of going out. Instead, she leaned on the closed kitchen door, holding her chest with both hands, and looking at me with a playful look on her face.

Well, in this position, Yingyu's breasts look even bigger. She is really worthy of being Aunt Liu's daughter Ah~~~ I don't know why, but the first reaction I had to see her this time was to recite this sentence silently in my mind.

This thought was true and I was shocked. I quickly shook my head and then looked at her again.

But the first thing I saw was the pair on her chest. Under the squeezing of her hands in her chest, she looked more and more swollen and full, and even a little breast-slim view of her breasts was squeezed out from the slightly loose neckline.

Especially when I looked closely, I found that not only the firm nipples were exposed, but even the little bit of pink seemed to be revealed through the thick fabric, revealing the hazy color of plum blossoms under the snow.

At this moment, I felt a buzzing sound, and a stream of passion rushed to my head, and my nose was also hot. I hurriedly went down the donkey and cursed myself secretly, and then started talking: OK!Bet bigger!Two meals!

Good boy, brave enough!Sister Yu admires you very much!Yingyu answered excitedly, and her little head turned around and seemed to be looking for something. Finally, she opened the refrigerator and took out a can of ketchup and unscrew the bottle cap: Just use this as a pen, dip your fingers and write.

OK!

I stretched out my finger and prepared to dip the tomato sauce. When I got it right away, Yingyu took the jar and moved it aside, took it and stretched out his little hand and hit it on the back of my hand: Have you washed the dirty claws?I'll have to eat it in the future!

Excuse me.When I made a mistake, I was not stubborn. I immediately turned on the faucet and washed my hands well. During this period, I also heard the faucet behind me, and a sensation of running water came from it. I immediately thought about it and had to reply to her no matter what she said.

When I turned off the faucet and turned around and looked at her again, I found that she had washed her hands and was inserting her finger into the tomato sauce jar. I pretended not to know what she had washed, and looked disgusted: Still talking about me?!Are you licked your fingers after eating meat floss bread, isn't it even dirtier?!

Yingyu turned her face and didn't care: What are I afraid of when I eat Ah myself?Moreover, we little fairies can't even sweat or shit, so where can we get dirty?

With your IQ, I still want to go back to Sister Dui, prepare money for dinner!After leaving a sarcastic word, she was as she was guarding against me for plagiarizing her, and turned her body and stroked her to write something on the forearm of the other arm.

Why don’t she play according to the routine? Shouldn’t she explain it?!She is indeed a woman, a man's heart, and she is not as shameless as a woman.I muttered a word in my heart, and I turned around and wrote four words on my other forearm.

Have you written it?!

alright!

Then I will count one, two or three, let’s turn around and show up together!

good!

one!two!three!

Let’s show it!Little baby!Before the three-word speech was finished, Yingyu used the tone of Ma Li's words on the Spring Festival Gala that year, with a full of lame erhua sounds, and jumped over lively.

At the same time, we stretched out our arms and looked at the big red words written in tomato sauce on each other's forearm. The reactions made were astonishing as if they had been rehearsed. We were all staring at each other in surprise, staring at each other's arms, and then lifted up simultaneously, looking at the face opposite incredibly, with surprise in our eyes.

I'll wipe it!When did we have such a tacit understanding!!!Before I could speak, Yingyu screamed first, and his eyes were full of disbelief when he looked at me: Can you, a lump, actually think of me?!

I……

What am I?!Could it be?!

I was about to say something, but she interrupted me again.

She pretended to pinch her throat, creating a unique tragic sound when she was afraid. Her arms were crossed and pressed against her chest tightly. Her hands were staggered and straightened her shoulders at right angles, making a fearful attitude: When you just asked if I was interested in you, I thought you were just a common man, but Ah didn't expect it!It turned out that the evil man complained first!I want to take advantage of this lady!

Yingyu's performance at this moment is simply the best actor. If I hadn't known her for ten years, I had caught a trace of jokes from her pretending to be panicked, I would have believed that the character of her helpless little girl who was performing at this moment was real.

I just felt speechless. If there was a mirror here, I would definitely see my forehead covered with black lines: Auntie!If you scream louder and call them both over, we will not need any strategy. Just be beaten up at the scene.

cut!Yingyu's acting addiction has also passed. She curled her lips and waved her hand angrily: This is my home, I know the sound insulation effect more clearly than you. Do you think I am not responsible for my aunt?

The attack failed, and I immediately changed the direction of the attack: Look at your clothes, the tomato sauce I just made, and I don’t know if I was washing it and acting!Whatever the white T-shirt does to you!

After hearing what I said, Yingyu lowered her head and pulled the hem of her clothes and looked at it, but nodded as if she was very satisfied: Do you understand this?Draw the patterns myself, look at the big red flower I painted!Let me tell you that this dress was originally worth 200 yuan, but now it is worth 20,000 yuan!

Haha, taking off your pants and farting, it’s just a little extra. I don’t want two dollars!

Yingyu chose to listen to the first half of the sentence and looked at me curiously: What?Do you still have this habit?!Now my sister takes off her pants and puts one for you. Can you smell it carefully?As she spoke, she lifted the hem of the big white T-shirt comparable to a dress, revealing her pajama pants that seemed to be four corners but were extremely short.

The small pajama pants could not even completely wrap the tender white buttocks, revealing a round curve of the round lower half of the buttocks from the bottom, and there were triangular slits similar to the cheongsam design on both sides, revealing a corner of the white and greasy snow meat on the side buttocks.

Yingyu's little hand grabbed the small and tight white-sided pajama pants with foundation, and then took off her posture so that she could perform one for me and let me fart her when I took off her pants and let me smell it.

I was speechless and couldn't bear it anymore. I whispered in a low voice: It's almost done, I'm a man after all!Then I didn't know what, but I added a little bit: If you dare to treat other men like this, I won't cut you off.

Yo, you are still a man!Didn't see it.Yingyu continued to mock me, waved her hand to lower the hem of her wide T-shirt, but she only mocked the first half of the sentence. I don’t know if she didn’t hear the second half clearly, or if she thought I was too broad, so she simply didn’t respond.

I can't figure out why I said this, and I don't want to stay on this awkward and ambiguous topic: OK, if you set the policy, go out, I'm going to cook, otherwise you will starve to death later.

I turned around, picked up the dried bamboo shoots that I hadn't cut just now and continued to move the knife.

Yingyu still didn't leave the kitchen. She walked slowly to me, leaned her back against the desk beside me, and supported her arms back, and her two slender legs kicked on the ground. When she saw her delicate body bounced, she directly sat her collagen-filled little butt on the desk beside my chopping board. Her tight girlish buttocks, like a big apple, pressed on the table and didn't even spread out.

Don't mess around here, okay?I was afraid that I would hurt her accidentally, so I quickly put the knife down, and my tone was not good.

I have one last question!Leave after asking.

Because I know her, if I don’t satisfy her, it’s useless to say more, so I have to say one word helplessly: Say!

How did you come up with this idea?!After saying that, she quickly added: I advise you to be cautious in your words and actions and not to lie, otherwise I will not cooperate with you.

Love to be worthy or not!Although I said this, I still insisted on my heart. The lies I used to fool things down: If you cooperate with you, there will be no other blind dates in the future.

I stopped talking about this, hoping to fool it.

Yingyu blinked her seemingly simple big eyes and said without emotion: Continue, continue.

Alas, with my girlfriend, can I come home a little late at night? In the future, you can also help me play games with friends, and you can also get more pocket money!

cut!I'll know!Yingyu said this, and his arm placed next to him pushed hard on the table and jumped off the desk: Originally, your pocket money did not move, but after cooperation, we both wanted 50% of the part your mother added to you!

Just now, after pretending to date her, I asked for more money from my mother to buy better equipment, and suddenly widened my eyes: Why?!!

That was the Ah given to me by Aunt Shui?!It’s good that I give you half, Aunt Shui is because you found me as a girlfriend!

I've just added the tryst fund to you!She raised her chin, looking as if she should.

But!

Um?～～～～ Yingyu just closed her mouth and ummed for a moment, glanced at me, and I understood it. The meaning was clearly that if I didn’t agree, I wouldn’t act anymore, and you won’t lose a penny.

OK OK OK OK!

Yingyu nodded with satisfaction and turned around and walked out of the kitchen. But when she walked to the kitchen door, she paused again, but this time she did not turn around: In addition, I still keep the guess that you wanted to take advantage of me by taking advantage of the troubled waters, so I will be more vigilant against you in the future!You better stop thinking about it!

Leaving this sentence, she unlocked the door lock and opened it and walked out, leaving me alone in front of the chopping board, speechless: Why is she so confident?!