Lu Xiaoqiao cares about the most is learning.
If you have good grades, you can deceive her and say that you will be admitted to key universities in the future, such as the most awesome Tsinghua University.
Then now I have a good time with myself and give myself my body. When I graduate from college, I will definitely marry her as my wife.
This girl is very simple, and the partner she finds after studying so hard must be the top student.
Chen Chu wanted to give it a try. If it works, he would definitely not ruthlessly take her down if he found an opportunity.
As for whether to marry her in the future, let’s talk about it?
Things in the world change so quickly!What rhythm is this?
If you don’t take it yourself, wait for others to take it down, will you just make the blame for others?
Even if this girl doesn't follow her in the future, there is no regret. Let others rush to get the blame. Besides, it will be many years after graduating from college, and Chen Chu doesn't want to go to any university at all.
Use this to deceive her first, so that she can believe in herself. After the road is small and rough, you can find an excuse, such as not getting into college or something. If you don’t have the right amount, please give it to me...
Chen Chu nodded, thinking it was very good...
Chen Chu was thinking about the plan and the paper had been sent.
All the self-study classes in the morning are used for exams.
So, it took exactly one and a half hours from this class to the next class, and Chen Chu opened the paper and took a look.
It's too simple. As the saying goes, it won't be difficult, it won't be difficult.
Wang Xia also said: The questions are not too difficult. Please read them carefully. Also, whoever answers the test first can go home first.
There was a burst of excitement in the class.
Chen Chu completed the three papers in half an hour and put them on Wang Xia’s table.
Wang Xia couldn't help but frown: Chen Chu, wait, will you leave after you finish writing?
Wang Xia said and flipped over and couldn't help but take a breath.
Well...you, basically, it's all right, let's go... She doesn't believe it anymore. Could it be that as he said, was she giving him motivation?
I slept with him and made up lessons in the quilt. Both of them were sleeping in the same quilt with bare ass. Did this stimulate Chen Chu to study hard?
Chen Chu chuckled and had already left.
He wants to be excellent. Only when he is excellent can he get to Wang Hongmei, the road is small, and the heart is higher than the sky.
Chen Chu suddenly thought of his two brush words, which really didn't work.
So I wanted to go back and rub old man Zhang to learn.
Riding on the 28th bar, this guy returned to the village and first arrived at Old Man Zhang's place.
This old guy is eating roasted potatoes.
The fire is booming.
The potatoes are buried under the charcoal.
This will taste delicious.
This old guy has a bite of roast potatoes and a sip of wine, and his life is enjoyable.
Donkey Ah!What happened to you today?That, how are you practicing qigong?
Upon hearing this, Chen Chu took a few breaths in, and then rushed towards the stove!A fart was loud.
I'm gonna be!Old Man Zhang was so angry that his beard was so high that he jumped onto the kang.
You donkey thing!
By the way, there must be something wrong with you!Say it, what are you doing?
Well... Old guy, I really have something to do.
Chen Chu took off his coat and vest, and was bare-spoken, and was about to take off his pants.
Tell me the truth!Old man Zhang hurriedly stopped him and shouted in English.
Donkey, I don’t sell it, don’t dream!If you dare to do something randomly, I will fight you!
Chen Chu grinned.
I'm gonna be!I don’t have that hobby. I came to learn to write. Your house is too hot. It’s in the summer. I still burn the stove. If I don’t take off my clothes, I will be so hot...
Chen Chu took off his pants, wore shorts, and even hooked up potatoes in Lao Zhang's fire.
Chen Chu threw the black potatoes twice on the ground, then took them open and ate them.
Learn to write?Why?
Old guy, I have thought about it. If you want to pick up girls, you have to be more talented and versatile. This girl likes Juna, but I don’t know where to start. This girl loves to study, so I have to study well, get the first place, and then play with Wang Xia and give me a student committee member. In this way, I can give Juna a lesson naturally, or the girl will take the initiative to find herself and take the opportunity to take the opportunity...
Old man Zhang smacked his lips.
Well... Donkey Ah, you are almost out of the way. This guy is not only good at picking up girls, but it is only temporary, but also limited. If you are really good and can deceive you, then there are no limits. As long as you understand them, study them, and let them see your shining points, you will definitely be rough. Well, I support you, and I will teach you how to write now...
By the way, old guy, can you sing?I don't sing well...
What does it mean to sound bad?You are the howling of a donkey!
Old man Zhang sneered.
When Chen Chu was happy before, he really sang a few lines in his little house. Old Man Zhang's head hurt so much that it seemed like he was chanting a tight spell.
Don't worry, let's do it little by little...
Old Man Zhang wrote a few words on paper with a pen.
Each has its own style.
Donkey Ah, look, this is regular script, this is running script, this is round characters, this is...
Ah?Chen Chu opened his mouth and yawned, as if he was about to fall asleep.
Old man Zhang shook his head.
Donkey Ah, look at this, look at this round character, does this round look like Juna's big white ass?Look at the Cao style character again, does it look like a woman's slim waist? Look at how thin she is...
As soon as Mr. Zhang finished speaking, Chen Chu's eyes opened.
well……
The old man sighed and said misleadingly: Look at this square regular script again, do you look like a hypocritical woman?
Ha ha!The old guy looks like Ah, it looks like it!
Come, hold the pen, I will teach you... Look at your horizontal line, you can't go out like this, just like your big dick, you have to have a head, and you have to play with it. This is called pause, oh no, saucy!This is called the head of your big dick, and it also has a hook...
Chen Chu nodded and wrote as he followed.
Look at this vertical line, you have to write a pen tip. Oh, no, that is not called a pen tip, it is your big dick's gun. Look at how powerful it is when you stab it out. What kind of woman you have to be stabbed in by this vertical line, you have to be able to achieve great success!You have a big dick, and you have to throw it out...
……
In fact, it is easy to write a good character, but not that difficult. Just pay attention to the structure of the frame and some basic radicals. A man is composed of dots, verticals, horizontals, and hooks. After writing these, pay attention to the structure...
Chen Chu was learning all the time, and the jade ring on his chest flashed.
He also achieved twice the result with half the effort.
It only took a short while to master the method.
Old man Zhang breathed out.
Donkey Ah, practice hard, you already have the same jade as this body, so once you learn, no matter what you learn, it is a hundred times that of an ordinary person. As your skills increase, your learning will be faster!Alas... life!
Old man Zhang shook his head.
Then he said: Donkey Ah, are you learning to write just to pick up girls?To steal a woman?No other thoughts?For example, writing good handwriting and being a dignified scholar?In ancient times, there were immortals in the world... There were many white-faced scholars in the legendary fairy tracks. They practiced on the side and practiced writing and writing. In the end, the literature and martial arts were actually connected. They could kill people and take the heads of people while writing... or be a hero who was flirting with justice... By then, how many women and beauties would like you... there would be...
Hahaha... Old guy, look, how good I write now, haha, if this is better, it will definitely be helpful to steal women...
well!All right!Old man Zhang sighed.I feel like what I just said is playing the piano with a cow!Oh no, it's playing the piano against the donkey!
He was speechless to Chen Chu's donkey.
Old man Zhang walked over and looked at it, and couldn't help but nod.
It's okay, that... My character is an ancient style. The characters written by those people today are not considered authentic ancient Chinese. After all, it has been thousands of years. What has been passed down is only the metaphysical rather than the essence. The essence is that your characters must be united with the spirit. Forget it, you don't understand these things!Anyway, my handwriting is the fifth best skill in today's society!
Chen Chu asked: What are the five unique skills?
Old Man Zhang smiled: Welding detonator, sawing light bulb, and refining place?female?Membrane and fire remedy?pregnant?The fifth is my word!
ox!Chen Chu raised his big finger.
Start practicing again.
In just over an hour, Chen Chu's handwriting was well written.
Old man Zhang next to him was still giving advice.
You see, this is a woman's big butt... This is a big thorn... Yes, just write it...
Watching Chen Chu make rapid progress.
Old man Zhang couldn't help but faint.
I shook my head in my heart. I suffered so much when I was practicing calligraphy. Look at me, I made rapid progress.
He is simply a genius, no, he is simply the power of B Ah!B's power is so fucking powerful.
Chen Chu then wiped his sweat. Seeing that it was getting late, he wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some food. When he was eating at Old Man Zhang, he remembered Xiaolian again, for fear of running into her.
I hurriedly rode my bike home.
But halfway through the way, I met the women's director Liu HaiYàn.
Oh, Chen Chu, you've all had a quarrel, why are you still... hurry up and follow me...
What's wrong?Chen Chu asked.
What else is wrong?Then Xiaolian and his man Wang Dasheng are having a divorce!Look at that young wife, she is usually weak. When she makes a fuss, she is really softer than her sister's little green?
Chen Chu blinked.
They are having a divorce, why are you going to do me?
Bangs Yàn smiled.
I stroked my short hair back.
Chen Chu, what does it have to do with you?What do you think?You pushed yourself completely?The village knows the matter between Xiaolian and you... Now they are having a divorce!Wang Dasheng is holding a hoe and is about to chop you...
Chen Chu laughed.
Liu...
Call me elder sister!Liu Hai is only twenty-seven, I really hate others calling her aunt at any time.
Well, Sister Liu, don’t talk nonsense about this. As the saying goes, catch a traitor and catch a pair of people. For example, let’s say we are both. If others say we are both making broken shoes and cuckolding you men, then we have to block our naked ass in the quilt?Are we in the trench, can we be caught?That's what we say, who dares to say we're making torn shoes?It doesn't make sense...
Bangs Yàn's eyes turned.
Suddenly he burst into laughter.
Dead boy, you take advantage of me?
ah!Sister Liu, don’t say that. I didn’t even touch your hair. Where can I take advantage of you?I thought about it...
Pooh!Since I saw Chen Chu, I naturally liked it so much, but I didn’t get it.
Chen Chu, I left a door for you last time, why didn’t you come?Did you get into this little Lian again?You guys!
Well... Sister Liu, let’s not mention this for now. I and Xiaolian are nothing at all, so if Wang Dasheng wants to kill me, I will come casually. If I don’t even dare to go back home, then the villagers may not have said anything again!All the things that weren't there were also...
It’s right to think about it.
These people just have a trick to tell lies.
OK, then I'll go with you.
Liu HaiYàn said, and a bicycle ringing sound came from behind him.
Liu Bingbing, who was wearing an egg-yellow ponytail, was riding a speed-changing bicycle and heading here.
When he saw Chen Chu and Liu Hai Yàn, he asked: Have they started fighting?
Chen Chu had a little lack of eyes.
Looking at Liu Bingbing's handsome appearance, he became hard at once.
He was 1.78 meters tall, his face was pink and tender, with big phoenix eyes, and his eyelids moved, and he was waiting for him.
As soon as he spoke, two charming dimples appeared on his face...
Chen Chu swallowed.
It was like he wanted to eat Liu Bingbing into his mouth and swallow it into his stomach. If possible, he really wanted to eat Liu Bingbing.
Liu Bingbing ignored him at all.
The bangs Yàn asked directly.
At this time, Chen Chu wanted to take out the guy and rub her two long, long round legs wrapped in light blue jeans.
If you have good grades, you can deceive her and say that you will be admitted to key universities in the future, such as the most awesome Tsinghua University.
Then now I have a good time with myself and give myself my body. When I graduate from college, I will definitely marry her as my wife.
This girl is very simple, and the partner she finds after studying so hard must be the top student.
Chen Chu wanted to give it a try. If it works, he would definitely not ruthlessly take her down if he found an opportunity.
As for whether to marry her in the future, let’s talk about it?
Things in the world change so quickly!What rhythm is this?
If you don’t take it yourself, wait for others to take it down, will you just make the blame for others?
Even if this girl doesn't follow her in the future, there is no regret. Let others rush to get the blame. Besides, it will be many years after graduating from college, and Chen Chu doesn't want to go to any university at all.
Use this to deceive her first, so that she can believe in herself. After the road is small and rough, you can find an excuse, such as not getting into college or something. If you don’t have the right amount, please give it to me...
Chen Chu nodded, thinking it was very good...
Chen Chu was thinking about the plan and the paper had been sent.
All the self-study classes in the morning are used for exams.
So, it took exactly one and a half hours from this class to the next class, and Chen Chu opened the paper and took a look.
It's too simple. As the saying goes, it won't be difficult, it won't be difficult.
Wang Xia also said: The questions are not too difficult. Please read them carefully. Also, whoever answers the test first can go home first.
There was a burst of excitement in the class.
Chen Chu completed the three papers in half an hour and put them on Wang Xia’s table.
Wang Xia couldn't help but frown: Chen Chu, wait, will you leave after you finish writing?
Wang Xia said and flipped over and couldn't help but take a breath.
Well...you, basically, it's all right, let's go... She doesn't believe it anymore. Could it be that as he said, was she giving him motivation?
I slept with him and made up lessons in the quilt. Both of them were sleeping in the same quilt with bare ass. Did this stimulate Chen Chu to study hard?
Chen Chu chuckled and had already left.
He wants to be excellent. Only when he is excellent can he get to Wang Hongmei, the road is small, and the heart is higher than the sky.
Chen Chu suddenly thought of his two brush words, which really didn't work.
So I wanted to go back and rub old man Zhang to learn.
Riding on the 28th bar, this guy returned to the village and first arrived at Old Man Zhang's place.
This old guy is eating roasted potatoes.
The fire is booming.
The potatoes are buried under the charcoal.
This will taste delicious.
This old guy has a bite of roast potatoes and a sip of wine, and his life is enjoyable.
Donkey Ah!What happened to you today?That, how are you practicing qigong?
Upon hearing this, Chen Chu took a few breaths in, and then rushed towards the stove!A fart was loud.
I'm gonna be!Old Man Zhang was so angry that his beard was so high that he jumped onto the kang.
You donkey thing!
By the way, there must be something wrong with you!Say it, what are you doing?
Well... Old guy, I really have something to do.
Chen Chu took off his coat and vest, and was bare-spoken, and was about to take off his pants.
Tell me the truth!Old man Zhang hurriedly stopped him and shouted in English.
Donkey, I don’t sell it, don’t dream!If you dare to do something randomly, I will fight you!
Chen Chu grinned.
I'm gonna be!I don’t have that hobby. I came to learn to write. Your house is too hot. It’s in the summer. I still burn the stove. If I don’t take off my clothes, I will be so hot...
Chen Chu took off his pants, wore shorts, and even hooked up potatoes in Lao Zhang's fire.
Chen Chu threw the black potatoes twice on the ground, then took them open and ate them.
Learn to write?Why?
Old guy, I have thought about it. If you want to pick up girls, you have to be more talented and versatile. This girl likes Juna, but I don’t know where to start. This girl loves to study, so I have to study well, get the first place, and then play with Wang Xia and give me a student committee member. In this way, I can give Juna a lesson naturally, or the girl will take the initiative to find herself and take the opportunity to take the opportunity...
Old man Zhang smacked his lips.
Well... Donkey Ah, you are almost out of the way. This guy is not only good at picking up girls, but it is only temporary, but also limited. If you are really good and can deceive you, then there are no limits. As long as you understand them, study them, and let them see your shining points, you will definitely be rough. Well, I support you, and I will teach you how to write now...
By the way, old guy, can you sing?I don't sing well...
What does it mean to sound bad?You are the howling of a donkey!
Old man Zhang sneered.
When Chen Chu was happy before, he really sang a few lines in his little house. Old Man Zhang's head hurt so much that it seemed like he was chanting a tight spell.
Don't worry, let's do it little by little...
Old Man Zhang wrote a few words on paper with a pen.
Each has its own style.
Donkey Ah, look, this is regular script, this is running script, this is round characters, this is...
Ah?Chen Chu opened his mouth and yawned, as if he was about to fall asleep.
Old man Zhang shook his head.
Donkey Ah, look at this, look at this round character, does this round look like Juna's big white ass?Look at the Cao style character again, does it look like a woman's slim waist? Look at how thin she is...
As soon as Mr. Zhang finished speaking, Chen Chu's eyes opened.
well……
The old man sighed and said misleadingly: Look at this square regular script again, do you look like a hypocritical woman?
Ha ha!The old guy looks like Ah, it looks like it!
Come, hold the pen, I will teach you... Look at your horizontal line, you can't go out like this, just like your big dick, you have to have a head, and you have to play with it. This is called pause, oh no, saucy!This is called the head of your big dick, and it also has a hook...
Chen Chu nodded and wrote as he followed.
Look at this vertical line, you have to write a pen tip. Oh, no, that is not called a pen tip, it is your big dick's gun. Look at how powerful it is when you stab it out. What kind of woman you have to be stabbed in by this vertical line, you have to be able to achieve great success!You have a big dick, and you have to throw it out...
……
In fact, it is easy to write a good character, but not that difficult. Just pay attention to the structure of the frame and some basic radicals. A man is composed of dots, verticals, horizontals, and hooks. After writing these, pay attention to the structure...
Chen Chu was learning all the time, and the jade ring on his chest flashed.
He also achieved twice the result with half the effort.
It only took a short while to master the method.
Old man Zhang breathed out.
Donkey Ah, practice hard, you already have the same jade as this body, so once you learn, no matter what you learn, it is a hundred times that of an ordinary person. As your skills increase, your learning will be faster!Alas... life!
Old man Zhang shook his head.
Then he said: Donkey Ah, are you learning to write just to pick up girls?To steal a woman?No other thoughts?For example, writing good handwriting and being a dignified scholar?In ancient times, there were immortals in the world... There were many white-faced scholars in the legendary fairy tracks. They practiced on the side and practiced writing and writing. In the end, the literature and martial arts were actually connected. They could kill people and take the heads of people while writing... or be a hero who was flirting with justice... By then, how many women and beauties would like you... there would be...
Hahaha... Old guy, look, how good I write now, haha, if this is better, it will definitely be helpful to steal women...
well!All right!Old man Zhang sighed.I feel like what I just said is playing the piano with a cow!Oh no, it's playing the piano against the donkey!
He was speechless to Chen Chu's donkey.
Old man Zhang walked over and looked at it, and couldn't help but nod.
It's okay, that... My character is an ancient style. The characters written by those people today are not considered authentic ancient Chinese. After all, it has been thousands of years. What has been passed down is only the metaphysical rather than the essence. The essence is that your characters must be united with the spirit. Forget it, you don't understand these things!Anyway, my handwriting is the fifth best skill in today's society!
Chen Chu asked: What are the five unique skills?
Old Man Zhang smiled: Welding detonator, sawing light bulb, and refining place?female?Membrane and fire remedy?pregnant?The fifth is my word!
ox!Chen Chu raised his big finger.
Start practicing again.
In just over an hour, Chen Chu's handwriting was well written.
Old man Zhang next to him was still giving advice.
You see, this is a woman's big butt... This is a big thorn... Yes, just write it...
Watching Chen Chu make rapid progress.
Old man Zhang couldn't help but faint.
I shook my head in my heart. I suffered so much when I was practicing calligraphy. Look at me, I made rapid progress.
He is simply a genius, no, he is simply the power of B Ah!B's power is so fucking powerful.
Chen Chu then wiped his sweat. Seeing that it was getting late, he wanted to go to the convenience store to buy some food. When he was eating at Old Man Zhang, he remembered Xiaolian again, for fear of running into her.
I hurriedly rode my bike home.
But halfway through the way, I met the women's director Liu HaiYàn.
Oh, Chen Chu, you've all had a quarrel, why are you still... hurry up and follow me...
What's wrong?Chen Chu asked.
What else is wrong?Then Xiaolian and his man Wang Dasheng are having a divorce!Look at that young wife, she is usually weak. When she makes a fuss, she is really softer than her sister's little green?
Chen Chu blinked.
They are having a divorce, why are you going to do me?
Bangs Yàn smiled.
I stroked my short hair back.
Chen Chu, what does it have to do with you?What do you think?You pushed yourself completely?The village knows the matter between Xiaolian and you... Now they are having a divorce!Wang Dasheng is holding a hoe and is about to chop you...
Chen Chu laughed.
Liu...
Call me elder sister!Liu Hai is only twenty-seven, I really hate others calling her aunt at any time.
Well, Sister Liu, don’t talk nonsense about this. As the saying goes, catch a traitor and catch a pair of people. For example, let’s say we are both. If others say we are both making broken shoes and cuckolding you men, then we have to block our naked ass in the quilt?Are we in the trench, can we be caught?That's what we say, who dares to say we're making torn shoes?It doesn't make sense...
Bangs Yàn's eyes turned.
Suddenly he burst into laughter.
Dead boy, you take advantage of me?
ah!Sister Liu, don’t say that. I didn’t even touch your hair. Where can I take advantage of you?I thought about it...
Pooh!Since I saw Chen Chu, I naturally liked it so much, but I didn’t get it.
Chen Chu, I left a door for you last time, why didn’t you come?Did you get into this little Lian again?You guys!
Well... Sister Liu, let’s not mention this for now. I and Xiaolian are nothing at all, so if Wang Dasheng wants to kill me, I will come casually. If I don’t even dare to go back home, then the villagers may not have said anything again!All the things that weren't there were also...
It’s right to think about it.
These people just have a trick to tell lies.
OK, then I'll go with you.
Liu HaiYàn said, and a bicycle ringing sound came from behind him.
Liu Bingbing, who was wearing an egg-yellow ponytail, was riding a speed-changing bicycle and heading here.
When he saw Chen Chu and Liu Hai Yàn, he asked: Have they started fighting?
Chen Chu had a little lack of eyes.
Looking at Liu Bingbing's handsome appearance, he became hard at once.
He was 1.78 meters tall, his face was pink and tender, with big phoenix eyes, and his eyelids moved, and he was waiting for him.
As soon as he spoke, two charming dimples appeared on his face...
Chen Chu swallowed.
It was like he wanted to eat Liu Bingbing into his mouth and swallow it into his stomach. If possible, he really wanted to eat Liu Bingbing.
Liu Bingbing ignored him at all.
The bangs Yàn asked directly.
At this time, Chen Chu wanted to take out the guy and rub her two long, long round legs wrapped in light blue jeans.