After Lu Xiaoqiaohe finished his work, he padded the underside with a tissue.
Then he walked out with his schoolbag in his back.
When he was about to reach the door, he turned around and said to Chen Chu: You... I will marry whoever you can get into a key university in the future.
Chen Chu agreed ungratefully.
I didn't take this seriously at all.
His purpose was to take Lu Xiaoqiao, and he would not regret it after getting on this woman, so he started the next one.
I remembered Lu Xiaoqiao's little butt just now, and she was quite sexy.
However, he was still a little depressed, after all, he didn't fuck the virgin.
Chen Chu rode his 28 bicycle and went home first, but he saw that his father had not come back.
I rode my bike around the Yansan family for a few more times, but I didn't see this guy.
So I went to Mr. Lao Zhang.
Old guy, where are you chopping firewood?
Ah!Donkey Ah, when I was fine, I stole two trees, and I was almost out of burning... Old Man Zhang said, and the axe in his hand chopped down again, splitting a piece of tree branch two pieces, and then filling it into the stove.
Well, I'll buy you two tons of coal at that time, so it's going to be more troublesome.
The coal at that time was not as expensive as it is now, mostly about 280 yuan per ton.
Come on, I still like to burn wood, huh?You must have something to do, right?Old Zhang stared at him with a slanted head.
Hehe, it's not a big deal, it's just a little bit unhappy recently...
Let’s talk about it, what aspects are they all?Old Man Zhang was in full swing, so he sat cross-legged on the head of the kang.
Chen Chu squatted down, took off his coat, and then helped Old Man Zhang split the wood.
It’s just a matter of a woman fighting, and it’s boring to say whether or not a woman is talking about a fight.
Haha... Old Man Zhang chuckled softly.
Donkey Ah, please stop being stingy with me. Let’s just talk about anything we have.Old Man Zhang sat on the kang, took the wine pot, and drank a sip of wine, and felt very happy.
Well...that's right, Yan San's matter.Chen Chu said what happened yesterday and finally said: Why can't big and small Hongquan beat Yan San's Jiu Jitsu Ah? I almost strangled to death.
well!Old Man Zhang sighed and slipped out of the kang.
He was at most 1.6 meters tall and his back was hunched.
Donkey Ah!You can try strangling my neck, just use Yan San's trick. By the way, you can also use Ji Yang to teach you... Come on...
Chen Chu looked at the thin old man Zhang and rubbed his hands.
Old guy, it's something else.
Come on, I have been teaching you kung fu, but I haven't played against you. Let's try it first today...
Huh...Okay, then I'm here!Chen Chu said something, then locked Old Man Zhang's neck.
Alright?OK I'm going to make a move!Old man Zhang asked.
OK!Chen Chu had already strangled Old Man Zhang's neck and pressed his head with his other hand.
I feel that even Ji Yang will not be able to escape in a short period of time.
Old Man Zhang groaned, moved forward and then had a good time!He shouted softly.
He quickly lifted his elbows and hit Chen Chu's ribs.
Ouch!Chen Chu couldn't bear the stress in pain, so he stared back a few steps and sat down on the ground.
Old man Zhang smiled.
Donkey Ah, don’t you say that Xiao Hongquan is useless and can’t beat Jiu Jitsu?Look, I haven't called yet!This is just a starting move of Xiao Hongquan...
The starting posture of Xiao Hong's fist is to be upright, hold both fists around his waist, and at the same time, the elbows are also poked backwards.
Chen Chu didn't expect this starting style to be useful.
Haha, donkey Ah, any skill passed down is useful, otherwise it would not have been passed down for thousands of years, and it has not been useful for thousands of years. Isn’t it a disease?It just depends on whether you have learned it thoroughly. If you use everything you have learned, it is kung fu. If you can't use it, it is a scheming. For example, you have the sharpest sword, but you don't have the cruelty to kill people and bloodthirsty, then this sword is scrap iron in your hands, and it is okay to scare people. For example, even if you have soldiers and horses in the world, but not generals, these soldiers are useless. It is better to remove armor and return to the field... The quality of kung fu lies in the person who uses it, such as Tai Chi, which is also very powerful...
There is also Ah. Any kung fu, especially the inconspicuous kung fu like Big and Big Hongquan, requires understanding, and it takes ten or even decades of hard work. If you truly understand the meaning of this kung fu and apply it to actual combat, you need to be hard work. You are pretty good now.
Chen Chu grinned after hearing this.
Old man Zhang smiled.
how?Not convinced Ah?Next, use your Jiu-Jitsu triangle locks and other things!
Chen Chu also strangled Old Man Zhang's neck because Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu mostly strangled his head and suffocated him.
Old man Zhang didn't move at all, and waited for Chen Chu to agree.
Then his body shook, his butt squatted down, and then his back suddenly touched.
This time Chen Chu flew out again.
Oh... Chen Chu was directly thrown into a pile of debris.Then he crawled out.
Haha, donkey Ah, see, this is a simple way to stick to the mountain. If you use all your strength, you can paralyze the lower body, break bones and tendons, and Ah, the simplest way to fall over the shoulder, and you can decide the outcome as soon as your opponent approaches and take action. You are still too young now...
Chen Chu was so shocked that he was knocked out, and he felt that his thighs and bones on his back were clattering.
Old guy, I didn't expect you to be quite awesome.
Pooh!If you are not powerful, you can teach you Kung Fu Ah. OK, isn’t it just a mess of fighting?It’s not embarrassing enough to stop talking about it in the future. If you haven’t practiced your kung fu well, you’ll say it’s not good. If you don’t know what I’ll teach you Kung fu in the future, I’ll be embarrassed for you. Well... However, this Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and what Muay Thai you mentioned are a good way to quickly achieve kung fu. It’s simple, cruel, and despicable, which is very suitable for you. Also, I will tell you the simplest and most practical moves.
When Chen Chu heard this, he immediately raised his ears.He likes mean and insidious.
What?
Old Man Zhang looked around and said: In fact, the most powerful skill is... to pull out his crotch, grab his little jj, and pinch it to see if he dares to move?He squeezed him out as soon as he moved, and he also slapped his eyes and hit the back of his head. The two of them tangled up and grabbed the ribs in his lower abdomen and pulled them up. His ribs could be broken...
Huh... Chen Chu took a breath of air conditioning.
Old Man Zhang did not demonstrate except to take off his crotch, and the rest of the tricks he had taught Chen Chu.
And finally he warned him not to use these things when they are not critical.
OK, let’s talk about women!When Old Man Zhang saw that Chen Chu had learned almost everything, he said another sentence.
Alas, today I made the road small.
Good thing, why are you unhappy?
She is not a virgin Ah!Such a pure girl, I didn’t expect it to be...
Old Man Zhang curled his lips: What's wrong with this?Aren't you just sixteen?Is he a virgin?Besides, why do people have to give it to you?Liu Cui, that Xiaolian is not a virgin. She is getting married and sleeping with other men. Aren’t you happy too?It would be nice to have 13 for you to go up. If you are not lucky, don’t know how to be lucky. If you are fine, just get out. I want to be quiet.
Old Man Zhang said as he lay on the kang again.
Hehe, I have Ah, I have something to do, just ask you about singing last time. I want to practice the song well, and then take Wang Hongmei to the karaoke hall to sing, then get her drunk, and it will be rough by the way!
good!Good Ah!The guy has ambition!I just admire young people with ideals like you!Old man Zhang sat up from the kang in a refreshing spirit.
You can sing a song casually and I'll listen to it.
However, Chen Chu just started his song.
Old man Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.
Donkey Ah, stop, listen to me, you should give up the idea of picking up girls with singing. Are you singing?It's no different from a donkey howling... To be honest, I have never heard of such an ugly sound. Donkey howling must pay attention to the rhythm, right?I can't do anything about your slight rhythm...
Old Man Zhang seemed to have grown up several years.
Don't Ah, old guy, you must help me with this!
Cough, donkey Ah, music emphasizes musicality. Some people are born with strong sense of music, and they will naturally dance. The music in ancient times was five notes. Although it was not as good as the seven notes today, it was also characterized by its ability to play beautiful artistic conception. Some heroes like to sing and dance and use their breath. The rhythm contains the qi. A high-pitched part of a song explodes, collapses mountains and cracks rocks. Forget it, you can't listen to these things.Let’s do this, try to sing in a low voice, sing in a low voice bit by bit, close your eyes and slowly find the feeling. You have a tacit understanding with the jade ring. He will help you find your feelings and understand them. I can only help you.
Chen Chu said oh.
Old man Zhang said again: By the way, donkey Ah, singing also pays attention to qi, and the main thing to sing is also qi. You can use qi to adjust syllable changes. If you master qigong and practice it well, singing is meaningless, so you need to practice qi more...
puff!
Chen Chu farted, and Old Man Zhang immediately pinched his nose.
Yes, this is how you practice. When you are fine, go to a place where no one is practicing. What did you eat today? The donkey fart is so smelly...
……
When Chen Chu returned home, he tried it in a low-key manner, and it really had some effect.
The jade ring on the chest flashed.
An hour passed, and Chen Chu seemed to have felt a little early.
At this time, the door rang.
Chen Chu slept on the window and was startled.
I'll wipe it!Then why did Xiaolian come?
Chen Chu was really sweating a little.
He was not afraid that Wang Dasheng would settle the score with him, nor was he afraid that Wang Dasheng would look for Yan San. He wanted to fight Yan San quickly.
He was just afraid that the old women in rural areas could drown people if they were spitting in the air. If you walk in front, they would poke Ah and Ah, and they wouldn't stand it if they clicked Ah and clicked Ah.
Chen Chu wanted to pretend that he was not at home, but Xiaolian entered the yard and pinched her waist and shouted.
Is there anyone in the Chen family?Chen Chu!Chen Chu, come out for me!I have something to say!
Buzz Wave!
Chen Chu's head was blown up, and a wave of Venus was running around.
It’s impossible to pretend not to be at home.
Chen Chuyou came out of the house.
Oh, Xiaolian...Sister-in-law Ah, haha, haha, here it is.
Chen Chu walked to the yard and found that Sun Wu, a neighbor, was lying on the wall and laughing.
Liu Cui was cleaning up the yard, and there was a girl with a wheat-colored skin of 1.65 meters not far away, looking at her with big eyes.
That person is Sun Yuan.
Chen Chu thought to himself, look at you, Sun Yuan, I saw your big ass too, and Sun Wu, you laughed, don’t suck it over!Your wife has made me rough eight times, but still laugh at me?
Yes, Chen Chu, don’t you call me Sister Xiaolian or sister-in-law?You, really, really, okay, Ah!
Xiaolian said word by word, and her thin white little hands pinched Chen Chu's arm a few times.
Ouch... Chen Chu screamed softly, grinning at the pinch, thinking that this young wife really couldn't tell. She used to feel quite honest, but why is she so powerful now?
But it's normal to think about it. Lu Xiaoqiao can't tell that she has slept with others...
Hehe, sister-in-law Xiaolian, isn’t it just that the beer bottle has not been paid back? Can’t I pay it back if I double the money?
Chen Chu, come with me and I’ll tell you something.
Xiaolian said and walked out, and Chen Chu had no choice but to follow.
As for the door, there are few locked doors in rural homes. There are no one in the house, and the neighbors will take care of you. Besides, the Chen Chu family really has nothing to steal. It’s just a broken TV, or a 14-inch black and white TV that Chen Dejiang spent 20 yuan to collect rags.
The thief is not enough for a thief to come, and the cost of losing work is nothing.
……
The two of them left the gate, and there were many villagers on the avenue who enjoyed the cool air, so they pointed at them.
The little Lian was fiddling with her two small braids, her face neither red nor white.
Chen Chu was a little overwhelmed.
Sister Xiaolian, where are we...Ah?Just say it here... You, everyone is looking at us...
What's wrong?Scared?If I had known today, why would I have to be Ah?He is lustful and has no courage, and he dares to steal other people's wife. Why is he not so single now?And Ah, they looked at theirs and didn't care what they were doing. My little lotus shoes were crooked. I was really not afraid of his feet being straight!What's wrong?
Chen Chu's sweat came down, and he felt that the little lotus was even more fierce than Lao Scar.
The little lotus smiled.
Chen Chu, I came to tell you, and Wang Dasheng and I both said it.
Say, what did you say?
What else can we say? Let’s have good things!I told the truth. I just cuckolded him or got torn shoes with others. Guess what Wang Dasheng said?
Xiaolian said and smiled at Chen Chu with curved eyebrows.
Then he walked out with his schoolbag in his back.
When he was about to reach the door, he turned around and said to Chen Chu: You... I will marry whoever you can get into a key university in the future.
Chen Chu agreed ungratefully.
I didn't take this seriously at all.
His purpose was to take Lu Xiaoqiao, and he would not regret it after getting on this woman, so he started the next one.
I remembered Lu Xiaoqiao's little butt just now, and she was quite sexy.
However, he was still a little depressed, after all, he didn't fuck the virgin.
Chen Chu rode his 28 bicycle and went home first, but he saw that his father had not come back.
I rode my bike around the Yansan family for a few more times, but I didn't see this guy.
So I went to Mr. Lao Zhang.
Old guy, where are you chopping firewood?
Ah!Donkey Ah, when I was fine, I stole two trees, and I was almost out of burning... Old Man Zhang said, and the axe in his hand chopped down again, splitting a piece of tree branch two pieces, and then filling it into the stove.
Well, I'll buy you two tons of coal at that time, so it's going to be more troublesome.
The coal at that time was not as expensive as it is now, mostly about 280 yuan per ton.
Come on, I still like to burn wood, huh?You must have something to do, right?Old Zhang stared at him with a slanted head.
Hehe, it's not a big deal, it's just a little bit unhappy recently...
Let’s talk about it, what aspects are they all?Old Man Zhang was in full swing, so he sat cross-legged on the head of the kang.
Chen Chu squatted down, took off his coat, and then helped Old Man Zhang split the wood.
It’s just a matter of a woman fighting, and it’s boring to say whether or not a woman is talking about a fight.
Haha... Old Man Zhang chuckled softly.
Donkey Ah, please stop being stingy with me. Let’s just talk about anything we have.Old Man Zhang sat on the kang, took the wine pot, and drank a sip of wine, and felt very happy.
Well...that's right, Yan San's matter.Chen Chu said what happened yesterday and finally said: Why can't big and small Hongquan beat Yan San's Jiu Jitsu Ah? I almost strangled to death.
well!Old Man Zhang sighed and slipped out of the kang.
He was at most 1.6 meters tall and his back was hunched.
Donkey Ah!You can try strangling my neck, just use Yan San's trick. By the way, you can also use Ji Yang to teach you... Come on...
Chen Chu looked at the thin old man Zhang and rubbed his hands.
Old guy, it's something else.
Come on, I have been teaching you kung fu, but I haven't played against you. Let's try it first today...
Huh...Okay, then I'm here!Chen Chu said something, then locked Old Man Zhang's neck.
Alright?OK I'm going to make a move!Old man Zhang asked.
OK!Chen Chu had already strangled Old Man Zhang's neck and pressed his head with his other hand.
I feel that even Ji Yang will not be able to escape in a short period of time.
Old Man Zhang groaned, moved forward and then had a good time!He shouted softly.
He quickly lifted his elbows and hit Chen Chu's ribs.
Ouch!Chen Chu couldn't bear the stress in pain, so he stared back a few steps and sat down on the ground.
Old man Zhang smiled.
Donkey Ah, don’t you say that Xiao Hongquan is useless and can’t beat Jiu Jitsu?Look, I haven't called yet!This is just a starting move of Xiao Hongquan...
The starting posture of Xiao Hong's fist is to be upright, hold both fists around his waist, and at the same time, the elbows are also poked backwards.
Chen Chu didn't expect this starting style to be useful.
Haha, donkey Ah, any skill passed down is useful, otherwise it would not have been passed down for thousands of years, and it has not been useful for thousands of years. Isn’t it a disease?It just depends on whether you have learned it thoroughly. If you use everything you have learned, it is kung fu. If you can't use it, it is a scheming. For example, you have the sharpest sword, but you don't have the cruelty to kill people and bloodthirsty, then this sword is scrap iron in your hands, and it is okay to scare people. For example, even if you have soldiers and horses in the world, but not generals, these soldiers are useless. It is better to remove armor and return to the field... The quality of kung fu lies in the person who uses it, such as Tai Chi, which is also very powerful...
There is also Ah. Any kung fu, especially the inconspicuous kung fu like Big and Big Hongquan, requires understanding, and it takes ten or even decades of hard work. If you truly understand the meaning of this kung fu and apply it to actual combat, you need to be hard work. You are pretty good now.
Chen Chu grinned after hearing this.
Old man Zhang smiled.
how?Not convinced Ah?Next, use your Jiu-Jitsu triangle locks and other things!
Chen Chu also strangled Old Man Zhang's neck because Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu mostly strangled his head and suffocated him.
Old man Zhang didn't move at all, and waited for Chen Chu to agree.
Then his body shook, his butt squatted down, and then his back suddenly touched.
This time Chen Chu flew out again.
Oh... Chen Chu was directly thrown into a pile of debris.Then he crawled out.
Haha, donkey Ah, see, this is a simple way to stick to the mountain. If you use all your strength, you can paralyze the lower body, break bones and tendons, and Ah, the simplest way to fall over the shoulder, and you can decide the outcome as soon as your opponent approaches and take action. You are still too young now...
Chen Chu was so shocked that he was knocked out, and he felt that his thighs and bones on his back were clattering.
Old guy, I didn't expect you to be quite awesome.
Pooh!If you are not powerful, you can teach you Kung Fu Ah. OK, isn’t it just a mess of fighting?It’s not embarrassing enough to stop talking about it in the future. If you haven’t practiced your kung fu well, you’ll say it’s not good. If you don’t know what I’ll teach you Kung fu in the future, I’ll be embarrassed for you. Well... However, this Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and what Muay Thai you mentioned are a good way to quickly achieve kung fu. It’s simple, cruel, and despicable, which is very suitable for you. Also, I will tell you the simplest and most practical moves.
When Chen Chu heard this, he immediately raised his ears.He likes mean and insidious.
What?
Old Man Zhang looked around and said: In fact, the most powerful skill is... to pull out his crotch, grab his little jj, and pinch it to see if he dares to move?He squeezed him out as soon as he moved, and he also slapped his eyes and hit the back of his head. The two of them tangled up and grabbed the ribs in his lower abdomen and pulled them up. His ribs could be broken...
Huh... Chen Chu took a breath of air conditioning.
Old Man Zhang did not demonstrate except to take off his crotch, and the rest of the tricks he had taught Chen Chu.
And finally he warned him not to use these things when they are not critical.
OK, let’s talk about women!When Old Man Zhang saw that Chen Chu had learned almost everything, he said another sentence.
Alas, today I made the road small.
Good thing, why are you unhappy?
She is not a virgin Ah!Such a pure girl, I didn’t expect it to be...
Old Man Zhang curled his lips: What's wrong with this?Aren't you just sixteen?Is he a virgin?Besides, why do people have to give it to you?Liu Cui, that Xiaolian is not a virgin. She is getting married and sleeping with other men. Aren’t you happy too?It would be nice to have 13 for you to go up. If you are not lucky, don’t know how to be lucky. If you are fine, just get out. I want to be quiet.
Old Man Zhang said as he lay on the kang again.
Hehe, I have Ah, I have something to do, just ask you about singing last time. I want to practice the song well, and then take Wang Hongmei to the karaoke hall to sing, then get her drunk, and it will be rough by the way!
good!Good Ah!The guy has ambition!I just admire young people with ideals like you!Old man Zhang sat up from the kang in a refreshing spirit.
You can sing a song casually and I'll listen to it.
However, Chen Chu just started his song.
Old man Zhang couldn't stand it anymore.
Donkey Ah, stop, listen to me, you should give up the idea of picking up girls with singing. Are you singing?It's no different from a donkey howling... To be honest, I have never heard of such an ugly sound. Donkey howling must pay attention to the rhythm, right?I can't do anything about your slight rhythm...
Old Man Zhang seemed to have grown up several years.
Don't Ah, old guy, you must help me with this!
Cough, donkey Ah, music emphasizes musicality. Some people are born with strong sense of music, and they will naturally dance. The music in ancient times was five notes. Although it was not as good as the seven notes today, it was also characterized by its ability to play beautiful artistic conception. Some heroes like to sing and dance and use their breath. The rhythm contains the qi. A high-pitched part of a song explodes, collapses mountains and cracks rocks. Forget it, you can't listen to these things.Let’s do this, try to sing in a low voice, sing in a low voice bit by bit, close your eyes and slowly find the feeling. You have a tacit understanding with the jade ring. He will help you find your feelings and understand them. I can only help you.
Chen Chu said oh.
Old man Zhang said again: By the way, donkey Ah, singing also pays attention to qi, and the main thing to sing is also qi. You can use qi to adjust syllable changes. If you master qigong and practice it well, singing is meaningless, so you need to practice qi more...
puff!
Chen Chu farted, and Old Man Zhang immediately pinched his nose.
Yes, this is how you practice. When you are fine, go to a place where no one is practicing. What did you eat today? The donkey fart is so smelly...
……
When Chen Chu returned home, he tried it in a low-key manner, and it really had some effect.
The jade ring on the chest flashed.
An hour passed, and Chen Chu seemed to have felt a little early.
At this time, the door rang.
Chen Chu slept on the window and was startled.
I'll wipe it!Then why did Xiaolian come?
Chen Chu was really sweating a little.
He was not afraid that Wang Dasheng would settle the score with him, nor was he afraid that Wang Dasheng would look for Yan San. He wanted to fight Yan San quickly.
He was just afraid that the old women in rural areas could drown people if they were spitting in the air. If you walk in front, they would poke Ah and Ah, and they wouldn't stand it if they clicked Ah and clicked Ah.
Chen Chu wanted to pretend that he was not at home, but Xiaolian entered the yard and pinched her waist and shouted.
Is there anyone in the Chen family?Chen Chu!Chen Chu, come out for me!I have something to say!
Buzz Wave!
Chen Chu's head was blown up, and a wave of Venus was running around.
It’s impossible to pretend not to be at home.
Chen Chuyou came out of the house.
Oh, Xiaolian...Sister-in-law Ah, haha, haha, here it is.
Chen Chu walked to the yard and found that Sun Wu, a neighbor, was lying on the wall and laughing.
Liu Cui was cleaning up the yard, and there was a girl with a wheat-colored skin of 1.65 meters not far away, looking at her with big eyes.
That person is Sun Yuan.
Chen Chu thought to himself, look at you, Sun Yuan, I saw your big ass too, and Sun Wu, you laughed, don’t suck it over!Your wife has made me rough eight times, but still laugh at me?
Yes, Chen Chu, don’t you call me Sister Xiaolian or sister-in-law?You, really, really, okay, Ah!
Xiaolian said word by word, and her thin white little hands pinched Chen Chu's arm a few times.
Ouch... Chen Chu screamed softly, grinning at the pinch, thinking that this young wife really couldn't tell. She used to feel quite honest, but why is she so powerful now?
But it's normal to think about it. Lu Xiaoqiao can't tell that she has slept with others...
Hehe, sister-in-law Xiaolian, isn’t it just that the beer bottle has not been paid back? Can’t I pay it back if I double the money?
Chen Chu, come with me and I’ll tell you something.
Xiaolian said and walked out, and Chen Chu had no choice but to follow.
As for the door, there are few locked doors in rural homes. There are no one in the house, and the neighbors will take care of you. Besides, the Chen Chu family really has nothing to steal. It’s just a broken TV, or a 14-inch black and white TV that Chen Dejiang spent 20 yuan to collect rags.
The thief is not enough for a thief to come, and the cost of losing work is nothing.
……
The two of them left the gate, and there were many villagers on the avenue who enjoyed the cool air, so they pointed at them.
The little Lian was fiddling with her two small braids, her face neither red nor white.
Chen Chu was a little overwhelmed.
Sister Xiaolian, where are we...Ah?Just say it here... You, everyone is looking at us...
What's wrong?Scared?If I had known today, why would I have to be Ah?He is lustful and has no courage, and he dares to steal other people's wife. Why is he not so single now?And Ah, they looked at theirs and didn't care what they were doing. My little lotus shoes were crooked. I was really not afraid of his feet being straight!What's wrong?
Chen Chu's sweat came down, and he felt that the little lotus was even more fierce than Lao Scar.
The little lotus smiled.
Chen Chu, I came to tell you, and Wang Dasheng and I both said it.
Say, what did you say?
What else can we say? Let’s have good things!I told the truth. I just cuckolded him or got torn shoes with others. Guess what Wang Dasheng said?
Xiaolian said and smiled at Chen Chu with curved eyebrows.