Home Rural fiction Men and women love (one) KeyboardSwitching:(247/581)

Chapter 247 The car is dusty and the horse is full of fun

5days ago Rural fiction 8
Cough cough... Zhang Cai was almost choked to death, hated Xu Guozhong to death, and thought to himself!

You are really my living father, my living ancestor Ah!

Too!

I'm so fucking cheap!

You have been in trouble for so many times, and every time you can’t throw away the waves of Mu Guiying, and every time you make trouble for him!

You are really the nemesis of Zhang Cai. I think I, the village chief, can't do it for a long time. Sooner or later, you will be ruined by me!Zhang Cai really wanted to go up and slap Xu Guozhong!

Zhang Cai is not very educated, and he doesn't understand the couple between Chen Chu and Wang Yanan, but he still understands the bullshit poem Xu Guozhong said. What does it mean that he stepped on a bunch of stinky dog ​​shit, and he is fucking hot?

Um?

Zhang Cai's nose tightened, and he felt that the smell was wrong next to him. He squinted his eyes and watched Wang Xiaoyan rub his shoes against the grass nest. The grass under his feet was trampled down by him. The yellow and orange shit was covered with yellow shit. Wang Xiaoyan shook, and two of the shit on the shoes burst into Xu Guozhong's trouser legs, and they were both close.

Zhang Cai was dizzy, with Venus all over his eyes, Wang Xiaoyan Ah who thought to himself that you were paralyzed!

You're ruining me!

There is no matter what you are!

The fucking deal is impossible today. Xu Guozhong, Wang Xiaoyan, you two bastards, wait for Wang Yanan to leave later. Let me see how I deal with you!

Zhang Cai felt a smell of smell entering his nostrils and hurriedly hid the two of them far away.

Chen Chu shook his head, and Shao Xiaohua also coughed so hard that he almost vomited the tomatoes he had eaten just now. But if you feel carefully, Xu Guozhong was fair and vulgar, but it was too vulgar...

Wang Yanan also made her stomach hurt. After a while, she wiped the tears from her laughter, but she liked this poem very much. What she wanted to say was her former boyfriend because she had an inappropriate relationship with her superiors and was promoted. Her boyfriend felt embarrassed and left her.

Wang Yanan has cried and laughed, but she is both sad when she laughs and cries. Instead, she thinks that Xu Guozhong is very good at it. That man is just a bunch of shit!

I stepped on it myself, and it was so fucking hot!

There is no need to be sad for a bunch of stinky dog ​​shit, he is not worth it!

Pretend to be noble and pure. If a man has no money, what capital do you have to be noble?

Most of those who can recite poems are not hungry after eating, just like Daiyu burying flowers, they are purely full, otherwise she would have hunger for a few days, and she would have had no meals after eating, and how many people would have starved to death in the years when she was making steel and exaggerated.

There are tens of millions, but I don’t even eat tree bark. Is it a waste to bury it?

So they are all based on material things, and Wang Yanan feels that she is right...

On the contrary, Chen Chu is very neat, but she doesn’t like it. Can you still show me if you are so neat?

Isn't this annoying?

She admires Xu Guozhong very much, but this is the green leaf that sets off her literary talent...

Haha... Director Xu Ah!You...hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

But Wang Yanan was thinking in her heart that the shit was the man she used to be, that slutty man...

Shao Xiaohua also smiled and came out to smooth things over and said: Yes, yes, yes!Director Xu is a metaphor, and she suddenly feels like what to compare to stinky shit?

I couldn't think of it for a moment, so I continued to laugh and continued.

Ancient texts emphasize artistic conception, but also emphasize mutual appreciation between the elite and the common people. Our General Wang is elegant, and Director Xu is vulgar, that is, great elegance is vulgarity, and great vulgarity is great elegance...

Xu Guozhong was confused: Big teeth?Mr. Shao, what big teeth?You mean I'm so big, right?

Wang Xiaoyan pulled him away and said: Xu Guozhong, what you said is wrong. His daughter didn't say big teeth just now, why are you doing?People are talking about uncles (verbal), right?Your uncle is here!

Zhang Cai was confused and thought to himself, you two dads should stop talking.

Seeing that Wang Yanan was not angry, she looked quite happy, Zhang Cai hurriedly arranged to smooth things over and said: Oh, Mr. Wang, it’s almost time to eat. Let’s go to the Big Poplar Hotel to have something casually...

Oh, it’s only Ah!I'll take a look again, don't worry. Besides, I'll take a look at our village too. You don't mind if you say it, Village Chief Zhang. It's quite backward. We can't eat here and add burden to the people in the village. We'll go back to eat later.

Wang Yanan laughed again after saying that.

I thought that this rural people were really interesting. Daya and the others said it was big teeth, and Daju said it was uncle. Although it was native and uneducated, it made her smile blush and her intestines hurt. She felt that she hadn't laughed so happily for a long time.

Oh, that's not possible!We can't stop eating for work, right?It just so happened that a table was placed in the Big Poplar Hotel, which were all rural features, including small stupid chickens, wild mushrooms, stewed vermicelli with vermicelli, and scrambled eggs with persimmons. They are all green foods in our countryside, and they are not covered with fertilizers...

Seeing that the feeling was hard to stop, Wang Yanan drank a bowl of porridge when she came in the morning. She just ate a persimmon and felt it was very delicious. It was many times better than the persimmons sold in supermarkets in the city. I also felt the natural taste in the countryside. It was so good...

Then... Village Chief Zhang, you don’t have to spend money, just eat some wild vegetables in our countryside...

Xu Guozhong laughed and said: Mr. Wang, how can that work!Where can you eat wild vegetables when you come!

Wang Xiaoyan also mixed up with a sentence: For Ah, wild vegetables are all fed to pigs!For pigs!

Wang Dasheng also giggled and said: Well, I don’t even eat wild vegetables, so how can I give it to Mr. Wang?

Zhang Cai's heart was about to be relieved and almost sat on the ground, wishing to strangle these guys to death. Looking back at Xu Guozhong, Wang Xiaoyan, Wang Dasheng, one tall and two short. Wang Dasheng ran between the two at some point. The three of them showed their mouths and were full of yellow teeth and giggled at Wang Yanan and Shao Xiaohua.

Not to mention the other woman, even ghosts can scare away.

Zhang Cai almost called them father and went straight to say: Wang Xiaoyan!Wang Dasheng!You two hurry up and dig wild vegetables, Mr. Wang... Mr. Wang wants to try it out, Xu Guozhong!You go...go, go to Dayangshu Hotel to book a banquet first, hurry up...

Although the three of them were a little unhappy, they still listened to the village chief and went to work happily. Wang Xiaoyan turned around and greeted him: Mr. Wang, my mung bean field is the best...

Zhang Cai hurriedly invited the two of them back to the team headquarters, and then he felt relieved and sweared secretly that Xu Guozhong, a bastard, must not bring him with him next time!

However, there must be people with drinks for dinner later. Liu Bingbing and Liu Haixia are not good. If a man comes, they have to come and drink with him. But this time he comes with a woman. Zhang Cai has been the village chief for these years and has been deeply conscious of this.

When a woman comes, she needs a man to go with her. Even if she is disgusting, Xu Guozhong is stronger than Liu Bingbing. Liu Bingbing is so beautiful. This woman is very jealous, and the business will definitely be broken.

After thinking about it, the paralyzed Xu Guozhong had to use the rough ones. In addition, Zhang Cai also called Mayor Liu and Mayor Zhou to have dinner together, not only to win over the relationship between superiors, but more importantly, they must be there for this matter.

First of all, the township chief and the town mayor came and seemed to attach importance to this matter. The regional manager of the Joyoung Group also felt that he was valued and was in a good mood. Otherwise, you, a small village chief, would seem to not value others.

Secondly, this is also considered a political achievement. By the end of the year, the merits must be considered by the township chief and the town mayor. This is the way to be an official. If you swallow this merit, well, you won’t have to be the village chief next year, and you will be replaced immediately!

Zhang Cai didn’t have much culture, but he still understood how to deal with people and things. He immediately called the town mayor and the town mayor to prepare for dinner at 10 o’clock.

First, it’s not yet time to eat, and second, there’s a banquet at the Big Poplar Hotel. Especially Xu Guozhong likes to drink Gu Daer tribute wine. That thing shows that it values ​​people. No matter whether the two women drink or not, the money cannot be saved...

Everything was arranged. At around 9:40, Zhang Cai drove the car, Chen Chu sat in the passenger seat, Wang Yanan and Shao Xiaohuasheng sat behind with difficulty, and drove all the way to the Big Poplar Hotel. On the way, they met Wang Xiaoyan and his wife digging wild vegetables.

In fact, Zhang Cai sent them away and asked him to dig wild vegetables. He quickly slowed down and shouted at them: Let it go to the village!You go back and pull out the grass in the field as the key area of ​​our village... In fact, Zhang Cai drove them away, otherwise if he wanted to go to the Big Poplar Hotel for dinner, both of them would have to eat and drink with them.

When Wang Xiaoyan heard this, he ran back happily.

Huh... Zhang Cai then exhaled and continued to drive to the Big Poplar Hotel.

Several people got out of the car. Zhang Caixian went into the private room and glanced at it. He saw that Xu Guozhong arranged a good meal. The twelve dishes were different. They were cold and hot, vegetarian, and had soup and fish. It was good, and it was very fragrant and scented.

But when he thought about it, he laughed. Xu Guozhong was good at doing this job. He was good at eating. He was good at anything else... except for the little abacus, everything else was nonsense.

Only then did Zhang Cai come back with confidence and let Wang Yanan and Shao Xiaohua in, and repeatedly let them sit in the seat.

The two of them also knew that the township mayor would come soon, so they only had a side position. Besides, this position is also suitable for women. It is not good for women to sit in the middle. Shao Xiaohua is next to Chen Chu, and Wang Yanan is next to Wang Yanan.

After a while, Mayor Zhou and Mayor Liu arrived. Although they were very itchy when they saw the two girls and really wanted to sleep with them, they also knew that they were the general agent of Jiuyang Group in Hancheng area, and they had a lot of power. The task of this purchase was 2 million kilograms of mung beans. Needless to say, they were all left behind. It was good to leave 100,000 kilograms in Dayangshu Town. The food in 2000 was not easy to sell, and the above was urged to find a way out. We must not let the people's grain be ruined, and we must also ensure that the food price of the people cannot be low. If anyone does this well, it will be a political achievement and can be promoted, so they are complimentary and extra to both girls, and some of the two girls are indeed beautiful people.

Everyone exchanged greetings and then sat down. Xu Guozhong also came in with the Gujing tribute wine and poured wine one by one. At this time, the Big Poplar Hotel gave another dish, which was a wild mother-in-law, which was just grown dandelions. This thing was eaten in spring, bitter but nutritious. Although it was mid-October, there were still small dandelions in the wild, which were hard to find. It took a lot of roads to dig it.

Wang Yanan and Shao Xiaohua were also a little moved when they were eating.

Everyone toasted frequently. Both of them were doing business and they were very good at drinking. However, women always drank less. Just a little bit, the other party would do it directly. Xu Guozhong was a wise man. Besides, this Gujing tribute wine is very expensive. He usually couldn't bear to buy it. He wanted to go to the lady with that money, so he drank it to death when he was eating and drinking. After drinking a pound of wine, Xu Guozhong started to speak in a vernacular way.

There is an atmosphere at the table, and it is inevitable to joke about some atmosphere. However, men usually talk about women when drinking, tell some dirty jokes, and a group of men laughed and were very happy. Then everyone signed the contract and reached an agreement. The women were the same. They were also happy to talk about the thickness, thinness, and length of men together. However, they could not make such jokes in this kind of occasion. After all, they were not familiar with each other, and even if they were familiar, they could not reach that level.

Chen Chu has no words, and he wants to tell a joke that he is a woman who opens his mouth, which is definitely not possible.

At this time, Xu Guozhong said shakingly: I'll tell you a joke...

Zhang Cai shouted, and the chopsticks were scared. He was not afraid of others' words. Xu Guozhong wanted to tell jokes, but Zhang Cai was afraid of death.

The township chief and the town mayor both frowned. Mayor Zhou said: Lao Xu, have you drunk too much?Sit down and eat slowly...

hey-hey!Mayor, I know what you think?I must be afraid that I will tell a dirty joke, right?Don't worry, I'm not a person who doesn't understand the depth, I can't talk nonsense...

At this time, Wang Yanan smiled: Let Director Xu tell me one, I want to hear a joke... She also drank a glass of wine, one glass of white wine was more than 2 taels, and her face was a little blushed. She treated Xu Guozhong as a clown, but she didn't think anything. If it was a dirty joke, she could be happy. Others dared to say it, and only this guy dared to fire...

Zhang Cai and the township chief were out of mind when they heard this, and they both stared at Xu Guozhong, really afraid that he would talk nonsense again and just ran away the county magistrate like last time...