When we were having dinner just now, the food was not served much, so Zhang Cai frequently persuaded him to drink. These teachers were all in the countryside and had no oil and water. Naturally, there was no alcohol, no matter how men and women had it, they would have no life to drink it.
The town middle school is not like the No. 3 Middle School in the city. Students can charge some tutoring fees during the summer vacation. Parents of students can also give gifts to teachers if they are fine.
There are fewer and fewer students in this broken place every year. I wish I could spend money to let you study in vain. Do you still need to make up for the lessons?It would be nice to charge the tuition fee.
Naturally, there was no gift gift, and the teacher's salary was delayed again and again. Wang Xia's income in the newspaper was not low due to men, otherwise it would have been abandoned. The teachers here who were capable had transferred their jobs and left, and the rest were all cut out and holes to try to transfer them away.
When Zhang Cai came to treat him, they refused on the surface and felt so happy. They placed a table in the big poplar tree. The wine was still the Gujing tribute wine that Xu Guozhong liked. After Liu HaiYàn Fengsa's urge to drink, the principal became hard and followed Hu Qihai to drink. Within an hour, they all had big tongues.
This is troublesome, no one will replace the lecture.
When Zhang Cai stopped the car, he couldn't hold back his urine and went to the bathroom to pee. When he came back, he saw Xu Guozhong was gone. After asking, he found out that he was going to give a lecture.
Zhang Cai's head was sweating. Isn't this a fucking mess? It's fine if the teacher doesn't understand. He thought to himself, why didn't you hold on to Bangs Yàn!
Besides, the paralyzed Xu Guozhong, don’t you know how many bowls of dry rice you eat yourself?Why are you so sluggish?Today, I have to mess up my affairs again.
Zhang Cai hurriedly told Principal Liu: No, Lao Xu is a good person, his culture is too shallow and he can't teach the class. Should he make a joke!
Principal Liu touched his head and burped: Oh, there is nothing I can do. Now you see that several teachers are drinking so much that you don’t know who you are. It’s too late to find someone. Students can tell you that you can treat a dead horse as a living horse. I see that Director Xu was able to speak well when he was urging him to drink just now. Let’s ask him to teach a Chinese class and give a simple one. I feel that it can be done.Besides, he looks like a teacher.
Zhang Cai sighed. At this time, the class bell had already started. Xu Guozhong had already entered the classroom with a little shaking. Chen Chu also told his classmates about the temporary change of teachers. Unexpectedly, it was not someone else who came in, but Xu Guozhong. Chen Chu couldn't help but laugh softly.
Zhang Cai and his friends rushed to the outside of the class window. Seeing that the few people from the Education Bureau had already sat down, they stood outside the window with awkward smile.
Xu Guozhong smiled and saw the woman with coffee hair sitting next to the deputy director of the Education Bureau.
Seeing the woman's thighs were white and tender, sitting on the chair, crossing her legs, Xu Guozhong almost drooled.
Old Xu!Zhang Cai shouted softly, and admired this guy why he was not nervous.
Xu Guozhong quit and went over, and Zhang Cai whispered: What are you talking about?
Xu Guozhong handed over the Chinese textbook. At this time, Principal Liu hurriedly pointed to a text and said: This is, this is simple.
Liu HaiYàn nodded when he saw it, it was Ah Q's official title.
An article by Lu Xun is not too difficult, but Liu HaiYàn still pointed at the word "fennel bean" in a low voice and asked in a low voice: What is the pronunciation of this word?
Xu Guozhong didn't recognize the word "美", but he could recognize it and hurriedly said: hui, reply.
Bangs Yàn breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Xu Guozhong has already come in, so he can only drive the ducks to put them on the shelves.
But this article is a bit difficult to distinguish with the word "fen", and the rest are easy to say.
It was normal for the people from the Education Bureau to see them muttering. After all, they didn’t say hello, and suddenly came to listen to the class, so they had to give them some time to prepare.
Deputy Director Sun was a little bald and said in a loud voice: This teacher, Ah, you don’t have to be nervous, we just come and listen to the class casually. It’s nothing. Whatever you usually teach, and what you teach now. I know when you look at your age, you will know that you are an experienced old teacher.
That's Ah.
Xu Guozhong agreed, and several leaders of the Education Bureau were very happy, thinking that the teacher had good psychological qualities. They had just come from No. 3 Middle School. During the temporary random inspection, the No. 3 Middle School teachers did not have his psychological qualities.
At this time, Chen Chu noticed that two of the five people in this group were holding notebooks and the woman next to Deputy Director Sun was just listening quietly with a smile. The first feeling was that woman.
On the other side of Deputy Director Sun was an old man, who was in his fifties. On a hot day, what was he wearing?
The black one looks like a cheongsam. No, it was a late Qing Dynasty clothes, and she also had a black hat with melon skin on her head, her exposed hair was gray, she wore a pair of big black-framed glasses, and her face was sour and full of pedantic appearance.
Deputy Director Sun laughed and said to him: Mr. Yan, you see this teacher is okay.
Well, listen to his class.
Deputy Director Sun laughed again.
Chen Chu couldn't help but be stunned. What is this old guy doing?The deputy director of the Education Bureau also took the initiative to talk to him. He also acted like to ignore him and pretended to be awesome!
At this time, Liu HaiYàn had already entered the class with a thermos and poured water to the leaders of the Education Bureau one by one. After all, they came to listen to the class.
This is also the matter. It is not important to listen to the class. The important thing is to serve people clearly.
When he arrived next to the old man named Yan, the old man waved his hand and said with a serious look on his face: Can I smell your tea leaves?Well... the big black tea in the ground is too ordinary. The tea leaves are fried, not dried. There is no tea flavor that cannot be drunk... Use mine...
As the old man said, he took out a flat small iron box from his arms, and then poured some for Deputy Director Sun and said: At this time, Biluochun... He explained the tea ceremony, and this time he let Liu HaiYàn pour water.
Chen Chu breathed out, thinking that this is what Liu HaiYàn has been in the officialdom for a long time. If he had been, he might not have served him. If there was no one, he would have slapped him, so he would be here?rough!Chicken feather Ah!
The old man had to filter the water twice for making tea. Fortunately, the bangs brought two pots of boiling water, otherwise it would not be enough. Although there was no other thing in the town middle school, the boiler room was still a bit yes.
During this period, it happened to be prepared for Xu Guozhong. Principal Liu also asked him if he had any words he didn't recognize. Xu Guozhong really glanced over and said no.
Principal Liu was relieved, but Zhang Cai couldn't.
Liu HaiYàn also deliberately slowed down and made tea for him. Principal Liu took the opportunity to say in the window again: Remember, call for class, and then you can introduce the text and summarize the central idea.
Xu Guozhong nodded quickly.
After the bangs Yàn was finished, the class was officially started.
Liu HaiYàn Principal Zhang Cai and Liu stood outside the window and listened. Xu Guozhong picked up the blackboard wipe and threw it on the desk and said: Class!
boom!The student laughed.
Zhang Cai felt chills and thought to himself that Xu Guozhong, you should talk about storytelling!Principal Liu was also dizzy and hurriedly looked at the expressions of the leaders of the Education Bureau.
The woman laughed, Director Sun was stunned for a moment and said to the person next to him: Look at the teacher, I said okay, it has its own characteristics, and this teaching is not rigid.
Thirty students in the class stood up in unison and saluted Xu Guozhong.
Hello, teacher!
Xu Guozhong was startled, his legs became weak, and he almost sat on the ground. He hurriedly held the table, thinking that he was so loud.
He held the table with his hand and shouted "cave".
Zhang Cai shook his head and thought to himself.
Sit down and let the students sit down... Bang Yàn whispered a reminder outside the window.
Xu Guozhong reacted, waved his hands to both sides, and said as if he was slamming the flies outward: Sit down, sit down!
The woman next to Deputy Director Sun smiled and her face turned red.
The other people were also smiling.
Xu Guozhong was not nervous when he saw so many people listening to him. He was not nervous. Principal Liu, Liu HaiYàn, Zhang Cai and other people were sweating nervously.
Students, today we will learn an essay by Mr. Lu Xun...
text!It's the text... article...
Principal Liu held his hands in a trumpet-shaped manner and made a speech at the window. Now he doesn't care about anything else, as it's embarrassing anyway.
mosquito net?Summer has passed, and there are no mosquitoes?What are you doing with a mosquito net?
The whole class was in an uproar, and then they burst into laughter.
Someone wanted to interrupt Xu Guozhong, and Deputy Director Sun waved his hand and signaled to continue.
Xu Guozhong wrote the three words "fennel beans" crookedly on the blackboard according to the book. Principal Liu was crying and reminded him again.
Xu Guozhong read the book and knew that he had written it wrong, but he wanted to correct it, but he couldn't find the blackboard eraser. When he fell just now, he stretched out his big slap and rubbed it on the blackboard. The three words "fennel bean" were mixed, but the chalk word was still there. At this time, Lu Xiaoqiao kicked the sole of her foot and kicked the blackboard eraser.
I picked it up and handed it over and said: New teacher, I will give you a blackboard wipe.
Xu Guozhong smiled: Oh, whose daughter is so handsome!hey-hey……
Lu Xiaoqiao was stunned. She put down the blackboard and rubbed her face red. The sound of laughing below was even more suffocating.
Xu Guozhong hurriedly said: No, I just need to use my arms and sleeves.As he said that, he swung his sleeves and wiped away the three words.
The woman who was listening to the class below had a pink and white face, but now she had a pig's liver. She covered her face with both hands and lay on her raised thighs and started to smile.
And Xu Guozhong finally wrote the four words "Aq's true story" on the blackboard.
Then he turned around and said: Students, read with me, Aquan’s official journey!
……
Cough cough cough... The woman's severe coughing, and the Education Director couldn't help laughing. She thought that she had been listening to the class for a lifetime, and for the first time she heard someone say that it was a real story in Aquan.
This time, Principal Liu no longer needs to make a comment. The students who laughed below all said that Ah Q is the main story.
Lu Xiaoqiao said again: New teacher, we shouldn’t learn this lesson today, we haven’t finished the last class yet!
Ah?Haven't finished the last class yet?Well, let’s learn the previous section, um... Xu Guozhong turned the book to the previous page and couldn’t help but frown and said: It’s so unreasonable, how can you curse people in the book?
Everyone was stunned for a moment. Seeing Xu Guozhong pointing at Kuafu and chasing him, he raised his arms and shouted: What should I do? This is!Still the widow chases ri?No matter how anxious the widow is, she cannot chase people...
Some of the whole class laughed, some patted their thighs, some shed tears, and some snot.
Xu Guozhong was still talking: If we were to say that classical classics were better, we should learn them. When I was a child, the older generation would say something about the Red Mansions. Red Mansions are better, and the classics are better...
I'm rough!Red Mansions have become famous, and so have brothels. I don’t know who said something and everyone laughed even more.
Xu Guozhong said quietly: What are the Three Kingdoms, Zhao Fei and Zhang Yun, etc., and Li Kui...
The whole class laughed, but Lu Xiaoqiao didn't. She blinked her big eyes and said: The new teacher is Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei, and Li Kui is from Water Margin...
Xu Guozhong said impatiently: You little girl listen to the class carefully, I know he is from the kettle...
Teacher, it’s Water Margin.
Sip?What tiger?Water tiger?What about the White Tiger!It's obviously a kettle!I won't be stubborn with you!
The town middle school is not like the No. 3 Middle School in the city. Students can charge some tutoring fees during the summer vacation. Parents of students can also give gifts to teachers if they are fine.
There are fewer and fewer students in this broken place every year. I wish I could spend money to let you study in vain. Do you still need to make up for the lessons?It would be nice to charge the tuition fee.
Naturally, there was no gift gift, and the teacher's salary was delayed again and again. Wang Xia's income in the newspaper was not low due to men, otherwise it would have been abandoned. The teachers here who were capable had transferred their jobs and left, and the rest were all cut out and holes to try to transfer them away.
When Zhang Cai came to treat him, they refused on the surface and felt so happy. They placed a table in the big poplar tree. The wine was still the Gujing tribute wine that Xu Guozhong liked. After Liu HaiYàn Fengsa's urge to drink, the principal became hard and followed Hu Qihai to drink. Within an hour, they all had big tongues.
This is troublesome, no one will replace the lecture.
When Zhang Cai stopped the car, he couldn't hold back his urine and went to the bathroom to pee. When he came back, he saw Xu Guozhong was gone. After asking, he found out that he was going to give a lecture.
Zhang Cai's head was sweating. Isn't this a fucking mess? It's fine if the teacher doesn't understand. He thought to himself, why didn't you hold on to Bangs Yàn!
Besides, the paralyzed Xu Guozhong, don’t you know how many bowls of dry rice you eat yourself?Why are you so sluggish?Today, I have to mess up my affairs again.
Zhang Cai hurriedly told Principal Liu: No, Lao Xu is a good person, his culture is too shallow and he can't teach the class. Should he make a joke!
Principal Liu touched his head and burped: Oh, there is nothing I can do. Now you see that several teachers are drinking so much that you don’t know who you are. It’s too late to find someone. Students can tell you that you can treat a dead horse as a living horse. I see that Director Xu was able to speak well when he was urging him to drink just now. Let’s ask him to teach a Chinese class and give a simple one. I feel that it can be done.Besides, he looks like a teacher.
Zhang Cai sighed. At this time, the class bell had already started. Xu Guozhong had already entered the classroom with a little shaking. Chen Chu also told his classmates about the temporary change of teachers. Unexpectedly, it was not someone else who came in, but Xu Guozhong. Chen Chu couldn't help but laugh softly.
Zhang Cai and his friends rushed to the outside of the class window. Seeing that the few people from the Education Bureau had already sat down, they stood outside the window with awkward smile.
Xu Guozhong smiled and saw the woman with coffee hair sitting next to the deputy director of the Education Bureau.
Seeing the woman's thighs were white and tender, sitting on the chair, crossing her legs, Xu Guozhong almost drooled.
Old Xu!Zhang Cai shouted softly, and admired this guy why he was not nervous.
Xu Guozhong quit and went over, and Zhang Cai whispered: What are you talking about?
Xu Guozhong handed over the Chinese textbook. At this time, Principal Liu hurriedly pointed to a text and said: This is, this is simple.
Liu HaiYàn nodded when he saw it, it was Ah Q's official title.
An article by Lu Xun is not too difficult, but Liu HaiYàn still pointed at the word "fennel bean" in a low voice and asked in a low voice: What is the pronunciation of this word?
Xu Guozhong didn't recognize the word "美", but he could recognize it and hurriedly said: hui, reply.
Bangs Yàn breathed a sigh of relief.
After all, Xu Guozhong has already come in, so he can only drive the ducks to put them on the shelves.
But this article is a bit difficult to distinguish with the word "fen", and the rest are easy to say.
It was normal for the people from the Education Bureau to see them muttering. After all, they didn’t say hello, and suddenly came to listen to the class, so they had to give them some time to prepare.
Deputy Director Sun was a little bald and said in a loud voice: This teacher, Ah, you don’t have to be nervous, we just come and listen to the class casually. It’s nothing. Whatever you usually teach, and what you teach now. I know when you look at your age, you will know that you are an experienced old teacher.
That's Ah.
Xu Guozhong agreed, and several leaders of the Education Bureau were very happy, thinking that the teacher had good psychological qualities. They had just come from No. 3 Middle School. During the temporary random inspection, the No. 3 Middle School teachers did not have his psychological qualities.
At this time, Chen Chu noticed that two of the five people in this group were holding notebooks and the woman next to Deputy Director Sun was just listening quietly with a smile. The first feeling was that woman.
On the other side of Deputy Director Sun was an old man, who was in his fifties. On a hot day, what was he wearing?
The black one looks like a cheongsam. No, it was a late Qing Dynasty clothes, and she also had a black hat with melon skin on her head, her exposed hair was gray, she wore a pair of big black-framed glasses, and her face was sour and full of pedantic appearance.
Deputy Director Sun laughed and said to him: Mr. Yan, you see this teacher is okay.
Well, listen to his class.
Deputy Director Sun laughed again.
Chen Chu couldn't help but be stunned. What is this old guy doing?The deputy director of the Education Bureau also took the initiative to talk to him. He also acted like to ignore him and pretended to be awesome!
At this time, Liu HaiYàn had already entered the class with a thermos and poured water to the leaders of the Education Bureau one by one. After all, they came to listen to the class.
This is also the matter. It is not important to listen to the class. The important thing is to serve people clearly.
When he arrived next to the old man named Yan, the old man waved his hand and said with a serious look on his face: Can I smell your tea leaves?Well... the big black tea in the ground is too ordinary. The tea leaves are fried, not dried. There is no tea flavor that cannot be drunk... Use mine...
As the old man said, he took out a flat small iron box from his arms, and then poured some for Deputy Director Sun and said: At this time, Biluochun... He explained the tea ceremony, and this time he let Liu HaiYàn pour water.
Chen Chu breathed out, thinking that this is what Liu HaiYàn has been in the officialdom for a long time. If he had been, he might not have served him. If there was no one, he would have slapped him, so he would be here?rough!Chicken feather Ah!
The old man had to filter the water twice for making tea. Fortunately, the bangs brought two pots of boiling water, otherwise it would not be enough. Although there was no other thing in the town middle school, the boiler room was still a bit yes.
During this period, it happened to be prepared for Xu Guozhong. Principal Liu also asked him if he had any words he didn't recognize. Xu Guozhong really glanced over and said no.
Principal Liu was relieved, but Zhang Cai couldn't.
Liu HaiYàn also deliberately slowed down and made tea for him. Principal Liu took the opportunity to say in the window again: Remember, call for class, and then you can introduce the text and summarize the central idea.
Xu Guozhong nodded quickly.
After the bangs Yàn was finished, the class was officially started.
Liu HaiYàn Principal Zhang Cai and Liu stood outside the window and listened. Xu Guozhong picked up the blackboard wipe and threw it on the desk and said: Class!
boom!The student laughed.
Zhang Cai felt chills and thought to himself that Xu Guozhong, you should talk about storytelling!Principal Liu was also dizzy and hurriedly looked at the expressions of the leaders of the Education Bureau.
The woman laughed, Director Sun was stunned for a moment and said to the person next to him: Look at the teacher, I said okay, it has its own characteristics, and this teaching is not rigid.
Thirty students in the class stood up in unison and saluted Xu Guozhong.
Hello, teacher!
Xu Guozhong was startled, his legs became weak, and he almost sat on the ground. He hurriedly held the table, thinking that he was so loud.
He held the table with his hand and shouted "cave".
Zhang Cai shook his head and thought to himself.
Sit down and let the students sit down... Bang Yàn whispered a reminder outside the window.
Xu Guozhong reacted, waved his hands to both sides, and said as if he was slamming the flies outward: Sit down, sit down!
The woman next to Deputy Director Sun smiled and her face turned red.
The other people were also smiling.
Xu Guozhong was not nervous when he saw so many people listening to him. He was not nervous. Principal Liu, Liu HaiYàn, Zhang Cai and other people were sweating nervously.
Students, today we will learn an essay by Mr. Lu Xun...
text!It's the text... article...
Principal Liu held his hands in a trumpet-shaped manner and made a speech at the window. Now he doesn't care about anything else, as it's embarrassing anyway.
mosquito net?Summer has passed, and there are no mosquitoes?What are you doing with a mosquito net?
The whole class was in an uproar, and then they burst into laughter.
Someone wanted to interrupt Xu Guozhong, and Deputy Director Sun waved his hand and signaled to continue.
Xu Guozhong wrote the three words "fennel beans" crookedly on the blackboard according to the book. Principal Liu was crying and reminded him again.
Xu Guozhong read the book and knew that he had written it wrong, but he wanted to correct it, but he couldn't find the blackboard eraser. When he fell just now, he stretched out his big slap and rubbed it on the blackboard. The three words "fennel bean" were mixed, but the chalk word was still there. At this time, Lu Xiaoqiao kicked the sole of her foot and kicked the blackboard eraser.
I picked it up and handed it over and said: New teacher, I will give you a blackboard wipe.
Xu Guozhong smiled: Oh, whose daughter is so handsome!hey-hey……
Lu Xiaoqiao was stunned. She put down the blackboard and rubbed her face red. The sound of laughing below was even more suffocating.
Xu Guozhong hurriedly said: No, I just need to use my arms and sleeves.As he said that, he swung his sleeves and wiped away the three words.
The woman who was listening to the class below had a pink and white face, but now she had a pig's liver. She covered her face with both hands and lay on her raised thighs and started to smile.
And Xu Guozhong finally wrote the four words "Aq's true story" on the blackboard.
Then he turned around and said: Students, read with me, Aquan’s official journey!
……
Cough cough cough... The woman's severe coughing, and the Education Director couldn't help laughing. She thought that she had been listening to the class for a lifetime, and for the first time she heard someone say that it was a real story in Aquan.
This time, Principal Liu no longer needs to make a comment. The students who laughed below all said that Ah Q is the main story.
Lu Xiaoqiao said again: New teacher, we shouldn’t learn this lesson today, we haven’t finished the last class yet!
Ah?Haven't finished the last class yet?Well, let’s learn the previous section, um... Xu Guozhong turned the book to the previous page and couldn’t help but frown and said: It’s so unreasonable, how can you curse people in the book?
Everyone was stunned for a moment. Seeing Xu Guozhong pointing at Kuafu and chasing him, he raised his arms and shouted: What should I do? This is!Still the widow chases ri?No matter how anxious the widow is, she cannot chase people...
Some of the whole class laughed, some patted their thighs, some shed tears, and some snot.
Xu Guozhong was still talking: If we were to say that classical classics were better, we should learn them. When I was a child, the older generation would say something about the Red Mansions. Red Mansions are better, and the classics are better...
I'm rough!Red Mansions have become famous, and so have brothels. I don’t know who said something and everyone laughed even more.
Xu Guozhong said quietly: What are the Three Kingdoms, Zhao Fei and Zhang Yun, etc., and Li Kui...
The whole class laughed, but Lu Xiaoqiao didn't. She blinked her big eyes and said: The new teacher is Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei, and Li Kui is from Water Margin...
Xu Guozhong said impatiently: You little girl listen to the class carefully, I know he is from the kettle...
Teacher, it’s Water Margin.
Sip?What tiger?Water tiger?What about the White Tiger!It's obviously a kettle!I won't be stubborn with you!