Scientifically, men and women must have close contact to speed up their favorable feelings. Even if they touch their hands, hug them, or collide, especially for girls who have never had anything to do with men, if they have a reasonable collision, they will have a favorable feeling for the opposite sex.
He said he hated but was happy. The old-fashioned science man insisted on saying his feelings into complex mathematical equations, not being serious, thinking that feelings are so difficult and complex, but art students will easily take down the girl.
For example, if you say to a girl, you want to give her a promise, it is actually a written statement that you want to sleep with someone.
Or I want to watch with you from the stars at night until the sun rises at dawn...
In fact, it still means sleeping with others. It is very romantic, poetic, and the original meaning is just a gangster with a fake head, but girls just take this trick.
A woman who doesn't use this style insists on having a spiritual relationship with a man. After half a year of being together, she doesn't let her touch her hands. Stay away from her as soon as possible. That kind of person is born pretentious and troubled mother...
For example, Lin Daiyu, the mother of the movie, is so full that she is so full that she is looking for trouble all day long, and she is still burying flowers?
He is just a show-off hero.
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Liu Bingbing looks a little used to being tricked, but it is actually a kind of inertia of human beings. A good man grows on his mouth and can say something and coax people with a broken mouth. Liu Bingbing can't get angry even if she wants to.
Chen Chu laughed, and Liu Bingbing couldn't help but frowned: Why are you laughing at?
Sip?Bingbing, you wait for me until I was twenty-five, I was moved by Ah, I am only sixteen this year, you have to wait for me until I was twenty-five, that is, nine years, you are so good... Chen Chu counted the year with his fingers.
Liu Bingbing was so angry that she was dizzy: Bah!What you think is beautiful!Waiting for you twenty-five?I am in my thirties, and I am old and yellow?You can do whatever you want!If you want to marry me, you will marry me with pity. If you don’t want to marry me, you will be despised by me and kick me away!You think it's beautiful!What I just said is that I will wait until I am twenty-five years old!
Ah?That's the matter.Chen Chu was a little disappointed. What can I do in two years?
No, I won’t wait yet!I'm twenty-three this year, and I'm almost old...
Chen Chu was a habitual offender, so he hugged Liu Bingbing's slender waist. He wanted to kiss her but couldn't reach her mouth. He kissed her pink neck twice and said: Who said you are coming? You will always be young...
The girls were coaxed by me. Chen Chu was familiar with the road. After a few words, he began to study other people's doors. They couldn't get out and there were windows. They couldn't open from the outside and could open inside.
Chen Chu lifted the curtain, opened the window and opened it, and jumped out by himself, then reached out to pull Liu Bingbing.
The man stepped over with his long legs, then handed her hand, stroked her hair and came out.
Liu Bingbing's face was full of burning, thinking to herself what she did?Why did I get along with this guy? I even stole the affair on someone's kang and even jumped out of the window.
Chen Chu closed the window and whispered: Deputy Village Chief Liu, you saw it just now. Pan Feng and Xu Guozhong were making teased shoes, so this house cannot be built for her.
Liu Bingbing nodded and wrote it on the office notebook, but her face also had a fever. Xu Guozhong and Pan Feng were teasing their shoes, and Chen Chu wasn't... Forget it, Liu Bingbing shook her head and stopped thinking about it.
Then the two left the gate and walked away several more families. Ma Xiaohe's family was also broken enough. It was almost noon when they returned to the village.
Xu Guozhong, Pan Feng, Sun Wu, Doctor Xiao Yuan, and Wang Xiaoyan were all there, especially when Wang Xiaoyan saw Chen Chu's anger, she didn't hit her, as if she was rushing up to bite people at any time.
Liu Bingbing coughed twice, shook her long hair, and was fucked by Chen Chu just now. Although it hurts a little below, she felt an indescribable feeling of joy. Women are like flowers, beautiful plants. If they want this plant to bloom beautifully, they must loosen the soil and fertilize it.
The roughness that Chen Chu pulled out was to loosen the soil for her, and even if the things that were sprayed in were fertilized, most of the things that men were made of protein, and there were still many things that could not be studied. In short, they were all the essence, so there was no need to mention nutrition, nourishing, nourishing, and nourishing.
Moreover, if that thing is mixed with the woman's water, it is the saying that yin and yang are harmonized, nourish yin and yang, and the essence, energy and spirit will no longer be lacking.
Liu Bingbing went over and grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table, sat there and started eating. Wang Xiaoyan first grinned and said: Deputy Village Chief Liu, my brick and tile house is about to be built, Village Chief Zhang said that I will come to you...
Liu Bingbing clapped her hands and said: No, it’s settled!
Certainly?Have you settled?When is it happening? Who is there?
Liu Bingbing looked up at Wang Xiaoyan: Uncle Wang, this matter has nothing to do with you. You can tell you if you have to ask me. It’s not a secret anyway. It’s the Chen Chu family, the Zhu Na family, and the Ma Xiaohe family. These three houses are the most dilapidated. First, build a Ma Xiaohe family. There are two old people, and the wall behind the house is about to collapse, and then there is the Zhu Na family. The two houses are almost the same as not falling...
Liu Bingbing said that, she looked at Chen Chu at the end and said to everyone: The third family is the Chen Chu family. His house has collapsed, but only the father and the father can deal with it. After all, the mother and the mother and the Zhu Na family cannot deal with it...
Wang Xiaoyan was anxious when she heard this: What?If Chen Chu’s house collapses, then build it?My house is burned out!OK, OK, I'll go to the village to sue you!You are unreasonable, you... you collude and harm the people!I'll sue you!
Liu HaiYàn threw the account book and shouted: Wang Xiaoyan, if you want to go, go quickly!It’s time for the countryside to get off work!
OK, you can!
Wang Xiaoyan understood that Liu HaiYàn had an affair with Zhang Cai after all. If she offended her, she would offend Zhang Cai. She walked out cursingly: Mom, I have been waiting all morning for a while, and I haven't eaten lunch yet...
As soon as Wang Xiaoyan left, Pan Feng jumped up: What?Why didn’t my house be rebuilt? You must have collected money from these families. I don’t know you Chen Chu, you... Humph, I said, why are you always with Deputy Village Chief Liu? You must have a leg up in love, and you went to sleep in the same bed?
Liu Bingbing's face turned red and she looked like she was about to cry.
Xu Guozhong hurriedly said: No, Deputy Village Chief Liu Swan can sleep with Chen Chu's toad, please stop talking nonsense... Xu Guozhong's intentions do not allow anyone to insult Liu Bingbing a little.
swan?Humph... Pan Feng pinched his waist and cursed: I think it's just a big torn shoe. How many men have this deputy village chief who has become a torn shoe?
You... Liu Bingbing finally couldn't stand it and cried because she was told that she was indeed having sex with Chen Chu.
Liu HaiYàn hurried over to comfort her and wipe her tears.
Chen Chu didn't want to argue with Pan Feng at first, but he wanted to be rough even though she was itchy. After all, he had never been rough before. He tasted it, but now he can't help it.
loose woman?Haha, Deputy Village Chief Liu and I forgot to go to the door of the house, and heard two men and one woman doing it. The one that happened at noon today was almost the same. The woman was roughed by the two men three times. The third time, I didn’t ask for money. I really don’t know that I can still carry credit if I have to make a torn shoe...
……
I'll go!
Xu Guozhong, Pan Feng and her man Ma Daqiang's heads were buzzing.
Xu Guozhong's lips turned white and his fingers trembled, asking: Chen... Chen Chu, who do you mean?
Haha, Director Xu, I didn’t say anything to you three, why are you so excited?I just want to say, what kind of nature is this?It should be reflected with the above.
You... Xu Guozhong's head was buzzing, especially Chen Chu's words reflected above. If the township mayor knew about it and could not afford to lose this person, his village accountant would definitely be cheated.
Me, I, I... Xu Guozhong I spent a long time, and then said with a slight smile: I also think Chen Chu is right. This kind of thing should be reported to his superiors. It is simply too inappropriate. That’s all today. I agree with the opinions of Deputy Village Chief Liu’s three households to flip the house, and I agree...
Xu Guozhong hurriedly retreated Pan Feng, and Pan Feng shouted in the yard of the brigade: "The paralyzed Xu Guozhong, will you forget your roots after you eat it all?At worst, let’s finish playing together!
Stop making a noise, I'll give you twenty dollars...
……
Chen Chu stayed in the village for a while and left. When he walked home, he deliberately passed by Wang Xiaoyan's house to see what this guy was doing. As soon as he arrived at his convenience store, he saw Wang Xiaoyan peeing in the back yard.
Chen Chu was disgusted and was about to walk back quickly when he saw that the old man was not actually peeing, but stealing other people's firewood.
It was raining and the firewood was wet. The neighbor took out the firewood and hung it on the wall to dry it. Wang Xiaoyan reached out to pull a few corn poles over. He didn't dare to take it into bundles. It was easy to count it wrong and was discovered by others. After all, a firewood was quite embarrassing.
This old guy just pulled a few of them at a time, then pulled a few of them, and tied corn poles one by one to steal.
Chen Chu couldn't help but vomit, thinking to himself why Wang Xiaoyan was like this!
What a good thing? You just took a few steps. Chen Chu's eyes turned around and suddenly remembered an idea. The paralyzed Wang Xiaoyan always went against me. If a firecracker was stuffed into his corn pole and it rang during cooking, it would be so interesting...
Haha, it will definitely scare him to death.
However, firecrackers in rural areas are just kicks. The thing is quite thick and it is not easy to penetrate into the corn pole. Even if it is inserted, it will be exposed outside. Wang Xiao’s eyes are not blind, and he can see it.
He thought while walking, and before he knew it, the rain stopped, the clouds dispersed a little, and the sky actually cleared.
In the village, Wang Xiaoyan’s store sells all the things, but he can’t buy them at others. After thinking about it, he would still buy them in the village. This is not the New Year but the festival. Then, when Wang Xiaoyan cooked, a string of firecrackers were burned in the stove pit. As soon as this matter came out, everyone knew that it was him. After all, the small village was only big, and everyone in the village would know about the big things in a while.
It would be better to buy it in the countryside, and I passed by the billiards hall for updates. I asked Ji Yang how it was. There was also the half-baby named Xiao Wu. Didn’t you say that you would introduce Fang Yangyang to yourself!
What he said was that he could sleep with Fang Yangyang after treating her to a meal. The girl's two big white legs and personality made Chen Chu feel so nervous. The girl's personality is a bit like Juna, and she is very strong. If she touched those two big white legs, it would be great. Chen Yuan was very satisfied with the last step, but at the last step, she found that layer of hymen and didn't dare to take action.
Chen Chu went home, rolled out his motorcycle, and rode to the village in a crooked manner. Just as he thought of going to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy firecrackers, he saw Jin Xing standing at the door of the billiards hall, shaking his arms at him.
There are only two streets in the countryside, and they are not long. If you stand here, you can see the other end. Chen Chu rode over.
Jin Xing laughed and said: Brother Chu, come on, let’s play, and we’ll have a drink later...
Chen Chu shook his head: No, I have to go back later. What happened to Ji Yang?
Haha, Shao Xiaodong is a slutty man. Ji Yang beat him up and took out 50,000 yuan to settle it privately. This time he steals chicken and loses rice. By the way, Ji Yang came in the morning and left you 20,000 yuan, saying that this matter is thanks to you, so I must hand it over to you. He was afraid that you would not accept it, so he asked me to hand it over to you...
Jin Xing said as he took out an envelope from his pocket: I have been playing here for a whole morning, and I haven't seen you come out. It's just a matter of being trusted by others, and I'm loyal to others...
Chen Chu shook his head like a rattle and just wanted to do it. In the end, Jin Xing was anxious. If he didn't want it, he would beat him. Chen Chu grinned and took it away. He thought that the money was spent on Ji Xiaotao at that time, so he bought her mobile phone, jewelry, and necklaces, and even if he returned it...
Damn it, it's better to be a bride.
At this time, Xiao Wu also walked out of it and smiled when he saw Chen Chu: Brother Chu, um... By the way, I told you about Fang Yangyang last time. She said she didn't know you, why don't you meet each other today?OK, for a meal, my brothers get him drunk and throw him onto Brother Chu’s bed. You can play whatever you want, what’s going on?
He said he hated but was happy. The old-fashioned science man insisted on saying his feelings into complex mathematical equations, not being serious, thinking that feelings are so difficult and complex, but art students will easily take down the girl.
For example, if you say to a girl, you want to give her a promise, it is actually a written statement that you want to sleep with someone.
Or I want to watch with you from the stars at night until the sun rises at dawn...
In fact, it still means sleeping with others. It is very romantic, poetic, and the original meaning is just a gangster with a fake head, but girls just take this trick.
A woman who doesn't use this style insists on having a spiritual relationship with a man. After half a year of being together, she doesn't let her touch her hands. Stay away from her as soon as possible. That kind of person is born pretentious and troubled mother...
For example, Lin Daiyu, the mother of the movie, is so full that she is so full that she is looking for trouble all day long, and she is still burying flowers?
He is just a show-off hero.
……
Liu Bingbing looks a little used to being tricked, but it is actually a kind of inertia of human beings. A good man grows on his mouth and can say something and coax people with a broken mouth. Liu Bingbing can't get angry even if she wants to.
Chen Chu laughed, and Liu Bingbing couldn't help but frowned: Why are you laughing at?
Sip?Bingbing, you wait for me until I was twenty-five, I was moved by Ah, I am only sixteen this year, you have to wait for me until I was twenty-five, that is, nine years, you are so good... Chen Chu counted the year with his fingers.
Liu Bingbing was so angry that she was dizzy: Bah!What you think is beautiful!Waiting for you twenty-five?I am in my thirties, and I am old and yellow?You can do whatever you want!If you want to marry me, you will marry me with pity. If you don’t want to marry me, you will be despised by me and kick me away!You think it's beautiful!What I just said is that I will wait until I am twenty-five years old!
Ah?That's the matter.Chen Chu was a little disappointed. What can I do in two years?
No, I won’t wait yet!I'm twenty-three this year, and I'm almost old...
Chen Chu was a habitual offender, so he hugged Liu Bingbing's slender waist. He wanted to kiss her but couldn't reach her mouth. He kissed her pink neck twice and said: Who said you are coming? You will always be young...
The girls were coaxed by me. Chen Chu was familiar with the road. After a few words, he began to study other people's doors. They couldn't get out and there were windows. They couldn't open from the outside and could open inside.
Chen Chu lifted the curtain, opened the window and opened it, and jumped out by himself, then reached out to pull Liu Bingbing.
The man stepped over with his long legs, then handed her hand, stroked her hair and came out.
Liu Bingbing's face was full of burning, thinking to herself what she did?Why did I get along with this guy? I even stole the affair on someone's kang and even jumped out of the window.
Chen Chu closed the window and whispered: Deputy Village Chief Liu, you saw it just now. Pan Feng and Xu Guozhong were making teased shoes, so this house cannot be built for her.
Liu Bingbing nodded and wrote it on the office notebook, but her face also had a fever. Xu Guozhong and Pan Feng were teasing their shoes, and Chen Chu wasn't... Forget it, Liu Bingbing shook her head and stopped thinking about it.
Then the two left the gate and walked away several more families. Ma Xiaohe's family was also broken enough. It was almost noon when they returned to the village.
Xu Guozhong, Pan Feng, Sun Wu, Doctor Xiao Yuan, and Wang Xiaoyan were all there, especially when Wang Xiaoyan saw Chen Chu's anger, she didn't hit her, as if she was rushing up to bite people at any time.
Liu Bingbing coughed twice, shook her long hair, and was fucked by Chen Chu just now. Although it hurts a little below, she felt an indescribable feeling of joy. Women are like flowers, beautiful plants. If they want this plant to bloom beautifully, they must loosen the soil and fertilize it.
The roughness that Chen Chu pulled out was to loosen the soil for her, and even if the things that were sprayed in were fertilized, most of the things that men were made of protein, and there were still many things that could not be studied. In short, they were all the essence, so there was no need to mention nutrition, nourishing, nourishing, and nourishing.
Moreover, if that thing is mixed with the woman's water, it is the saying that yin and yang are harmonized, nourish yin and yang, and the essence, energy and spirit will no longer be lacking.
Liu Bingbing went over and grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table, sat there and started eating. Wang Xiaoyan first grinned and said: Deputy Village Chief Liu, my brick and tile house is about to be built, Village Chief Zhang said that I will come to you...
Liu Bingbing clapped her hands and said: No, it’s settled!
Certainly?Have you settled?When is it happening? Who is there?
Liu Bingbing looked up at Wang Xiaoyan: Uncle Wang, this matter has nothing to do with you. You can tell you if you have to ask me. It’s not a secret anyway. It’s the Chen Chu family, the Zhu Na family, and the Ma Xiaohe family. These three houses are the most dilapidated. First, build a Ma Xiaohe family. There are two old people, and the wall behind the house is about to collapse, and then there is the Zhu Na family. The two houses are almost the same as not falling...
Liu Bingbing said that, she looked at Chen Chu at the end and said to everyone: The third family is the Chen Chu family. His house has collapsed, but only the father and the father can deal with it. After all, the mother and the mother and the Zhu Na family cannot deal with it...
Wang Xiaoyan was anxious when she heard this: What?If Chen Chu’s house collapses, then build it?My house is burned out!OK, OK, I'll go to the village to sue you!You are unreasonable, you... you collude and harm the people!I'll sue you!
Liu HaiYàn threw the account book and shouted: Wang Xiaoyan, if you want to go, go quickly!It’s time for the countryside to get off work!
OK, you can!
Wang Xiaoyan understood that Liu HaiYàn had an affair with Zhang Cai after all. If she offended her, she would offend Zhang Cai. She walked out cursingly: Mom, I have been waiting all morning for a while, and I haven't eaten lunch yet...
As soon as Wang Xiaoyan left, Pan Feng jumped up: What?Why didn’t my house be rebuilt? You must have collected money from these families. I don’t know you Chen Chu, you... Humph, I said, why are you always with Deputy Village Chief Liu? You must have a leg up in love, and you went to sleep in the same bed?
Liu Bingbing's face turned red and she looked like she was about to cry.
Xu Guozhong hurriedly said: No, Deputy Village Chief Liu Swan can sleep with Chen Chu's toad, please stop talking nonsense... Xu Guozhong's intentions do not allow anyone to insult Liu Bingbing a little.
swan?Humph... Pan Feng pinched his waist and cursed: I think it's just a big torn shoe. How many men have this deputy village chief who has become a torn shoe?
You... Liu Bingbing finally couldn't stand it and cried because she was told that she was indeed having sex with Chen Chu.
Liu HaiYàn hurried over to comfort her and wipe her tears.
Chen Chu didn't want to argue with Pan Feng at first, but he wanted to be rough even though she was itchy. After all, he had never been rough before. He tasted it, but now he can't help it.
loose woman?Haha, Deputy Village Chief Liu and I forgot to go to the door of the house, and heard two men and one woman doing it. The one that happened at noon today was almost the same. The woman was roughed by the two men three times. The third time, I didn’t ask for money. I really don’t know that I can still carry credit if I have to make a torn shoe...
……
I'll go!
Xu Guozhong, Pan Feng and her man Ma Daqiang's heads were buzzing.
Xu Guozhong's lips turned white and his fingers trembled, asking: Chen... Chen Chu, who do you mean?
Haha, Director Xu, I didn’t say anything to you three, why are you so excited?I just want to say, what kind of nature is this?It should be reflected with the above.
You... Xu Guozhong's head was buzzing, especially Chen Chu's words reflected above. If the township mayor knew about it and could not afford to lose this person, his village accountant would definitely be cheated.
Me, I, I... Xu Guozhong I spent a long time, and then said with a slight smile: I also think Chen Chu is right. This kind of thing should be reported to his superiors. It is simply too inappropriate. That’s all today. I agree with the opinions of Deputy Village Chief Liu’s three households to flip the house, and I agree...
Xu Guozhong hurriedly retreated Pan Feng, and Pan Feng shouted in the yard of the brigade: "The paralyzed Xu Guozhong, will you forget your roots after you eat it all?At worst, let’s finish playing together!
Stop making a noise, I'll give you twenty dollars...
……
Chen Chu stayed in the village for a while and left. When he walked home, he deliberately passed by Wang Xiaoyan's house to see what this guy was doing. As soon as he arrived at his convenience store, he saw Wang Xiaoyan peeing in the back yard.
Chen Chu was disgusted and was about to walk back quickly when he saw that the old man was not actually peeing, but stealing other people's firewood.
It was raining and the firewood was wet. The neighbor took out the firewood and hung it on the wall to dry it. Wang Xiaoyan reached out to pull a few corn poles over. He didn't dare to take it into bundles. It was easy to count it wrong and was discovered by others. After all, a firewood was quite embarrassing.
This old guy just pulled a few of them at a time, then pulled a few of them, and tied corn poles one by one to steal.
Chen Chu couldn't help but vomit, thinking to himself why Wang Xiaoyan was like this!
What a good thing? You just took a few steps. Chen Chu's eyes turned around and suddenly remembered an idea. The paralyzed Wang Xiaoyan always went against me. If a firecracker was stuffed into his corn pole and it rang during cooking, it would be so interesting...
Haha, it will definitely scare him to death.
However, firecrackers in rural areas are just kicks. The thing is quite thick and it is not easy to penetrate into the corn pole. Even if it is inserted, it will be exposed outside. Wang Xiao’s eyes are not blind, and he can see it.
He thought while walking, and before he knew it, the rain stopped, the clouds dispersed a little, and the sky actually cleared.
In the village, Wang Xiaoyan’s store sells all the things, but he can’t buy them at others. After thinking about it, he would still buy them in the village. This is not the New Year but the festival. Then, when Wang Xiaoyan cooked, a string of firecrackers were burned in the stove pit. As soon as this matter came out, everyone knew that it was him. After all, the small village was only big, and everyone in the village would know about the big things in a while.
It would be better to buy it in the countryside, and I passed by the billiards hall for updates. I asked Ji Yang how it was. There was also the half-baby named Xiao Wu. Didn’t you say that you would introduce Fang Yangyang to yourself!
What he said was that he could sleep with Fang Yangyang after treating her to a meal. The girl's two big white legs and personality made Chen Chu feel so nervous. The girl's personality is a bit like Juna, and she is very strong. If she touched those two big white legs, it would be great. Chen Yuan was very satisfied with the last step, but at the last step, she found that layer of hymen and didn't dare to take action.
Chen Chu went home, rolled out his motorcycle, and rode to the village in a crooked manner. Just as he thought of going to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy firecrackers, he saw Jin Xing standing at the door of the billiards hall, shaking his arms at him.
There are only two streets in the countryside, and they are not long. If you stand here, you can see the other end. Chen Chu rode over.
Jin Xing laughed and said: Brother Chu, come on, let’s play, and we’ll have a drink later...
Chen Chu shook his head: No, I have to go back later. What happened to Ji Yang?
Haha, Shao Xiaodong is a slutty man. Ji Yang beat him up and took out 50,000 yuan to settle it privately. This time he steals chicken and loses rice. By the way, Ji Yang came in the morning and left you 20,000 yuan, saying that this matter is thanks to you, so I must hand it over to you. He was afraid that you would not accept it, so he asked me to hand it over to you...
Jin Xing said as he took out an envelope from his pocket: I have been playing here for a whole morning, and I haven't seen you come out. It's just a matter of being trusted by others, and I'm loyal to others...
Chen Chu shook his head like a rattle and just wanted to do it. In the end, Jin Xing was anxious. If he didn't want it, he would beat him. Chen Chu grinned and took it away. He thought that the money was spent on Ji Xiaotao at that time, so he bought her mobile phone, jewelry, and necklaces, and even if he returned it...
Damn it, it's better to be a bride.
At this time, Xiao Wu also walked out of it and smiled when he saw Chen Chu: Brother Chu, um... By the way, I told you about Fang Yangyang last time. She said she didn't know you, why don't you meet each other today?OK, for a meal, my brothers get him drunk and throw him onto Brother Chu’s bed. You can play whatever you want, what’s going on?