How could Lu Xinyao forget what happened last Friday night? Listening to Xu Jinglei's words unintentionally, Lu Xinyao's gorgeous eyes moved to Xiao Yunfei's body, and her eyes were a little more complicated.
That night it was this bastard!
It was my first time to this man!
If she had known this guy would be so shameless, even if she had chosen a cat or a dog, she would never have chosen this bastard!!
However, even if you regret it now, it will be useless. Who said that I was blind and deceived by this bastard's appearance!
Xiao Yunfei did not expect that what Xu Jinglei said was what happened that night. After being stunned, he immediately noticed Lu Xinyao's look at him, which made him feel guilty.
Don't look at me like that. You hooked up with me that night, otherwise my innocence would not be destroyed in your hands. I am the real victim...
Xiao Yunfei kept muttering in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak out. Unless he was dead, otherwise he would be dismembered by this woman immediately after he spoke!
Xiao Yunfei now knows what Xu Jinglei said, but it is nothing more than the four local snakes who suddenly appeared that night to rob him.
If I had known that I would have left such a dedication, I would have done the person directly at the beginning, so I would not have caused such a thing.
It seems that these three years of comfortable life have really made me forget what it means: cutting grass without eradicating the roots, and the spring breeze will grow again!!
Although these four local snakes are not capable of growing, he forgot!
This is China!
He can't tolerate things when he is following abroad!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yunfei couldn't help but laugh at himself. He didn't expect that he would make such a low-level mistake!
Xu Jinglei did not see Xiao Yunfei's self-deprecating look. After explaining the matter, her eyes shot straight towards Xiao Yunfei with a sharp look and said coldly: According to the explanation of the four injured, you are the one who injured them!
They said that the murderer was me, but it was really me?Then can I say that you stole the underwear I lost last night?Xiao Yunfei looked at Xu Jinglei angrily and said.
……！
These words made everyone stunned, as if they were eating a fly and were disgusting. The corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and the expression on their faces was extremely strange.
Still stealing?
Even if you throw your bastard's underwear on the street, no one will go back to pick it up!
Everyone felt contempt for Xiao Yunfei in their hearts. I really don’t know if this bastard can say something. Others, a delicate and beautiful policeman, need to steal the underwear of an adult like you. It’s all right if you don’t steal other people’s things!
A faint blush appeared on Lu Xinyao and Su Shan's pretty faces at this moment, and their beautiful eyes looked at Xiao Yunfei very angry, because only this bastard could say such shameless words, and only this bastard did not play according to the routine, but what they said had some truth, which made people feel disgusting!!
Bastard, what does it have to do with me if you lose your underwear!Xu Jinglei's pretty face was also blushed at this moment, and she was already furious and wanted to tear this bastard to death!
Just his underwear?
I don’t know how many weeks I haven’t washed it. Not to mention stealing it, she wouldn’t want it even if she paid her money to give it to her!!
But this bastard is still able to speak out, and he is not afraid of being disgusting here!
Xiao Yunfei ignored Xu Jinglei's look of killing me, shrugged his shoulders and said: Since that's the case, what does the four people you said have to do with me?
good!
When everyone heard this, they almost couldn't help cheering for Xiao Yunfei.
When Lu Xinyao and Su Shan heard Xiao Yunfei's words, they were stunned, but they quickly realized, thinking: This bastard's eloquence is really not something that can be said to be alive. It can be said to be alive if it is dead, and the black one can be said to be white.
No wonder they were defeated every time when they were bickering with him, and they were so frustrated!
you……!
But Xu Jingjinglei, as the person involved, did not have such good intentions to think about these things. She was so angry that she was about to vomit blood. She pointed at Xiao Yunfei and couldn't even say a word, so she just didn't pounce on her and fought against this bastard!
Jinglei, why are you talking about so much nonsense with him?
Zhang Yang saw Xu Jinglei's chest full of anger by Xiao Yunfei, and his chest was full of turbulence. He couldn't help swallowing a sip of water on the side. Then he looked at Xiao Yunfei seriously and said: Boy, the responsibility of this legality cannot be rude by just a few words!We don’t know whether you have violated the law or not, and this must be judged by the court.As for now, you should go back to the police station honestly to avoid embarrassment!
how?You still want to be tough, right?Xiao Yunfei is a typical hob meat, and he doesn't eat any soft or hard food. When he saw Zhang Yang standing up, he immediately started yelling.
Humph, we have an arrest warrant. If you don’t cooperate with us, then we have to be tough!If you have the ability, you can resist arrest and run away. We have no objection!Zhang Yang shouted coldly, "If you have the ability, you will run away. I promise you will look at Xiao Yunfei with a good look, and he looked extremely proud."
Grass!
You have no objection, I have no objection!
Xiao Yunfei shouted and cursed in anger, looked at Zhang Yang with contempt and said: You are the only one who is like a bear?I don’t know if I can get hard when I eat a box of ‘Viagra’!
……！
These words made everyone speechless, and they all looked at Xiao Yunfei with contempt.
This guy is obviously asking others whether they want to be tough. Now, he is good, but he is tough but not the other one. It makes people want to despise him.
When Lu Xinyao and Su Shan saw this, they were speechless, and there was a faint blush on their pretty faces. I really didn't expect that Xiao Yunfei would suddenly have a fake move, and he could make people angry to death!
You can't be hard, your whole family can't be hard...
Zhang Yang was so angry that he was almost crazy. He pointed at Xiao Yunfei and cursed. Now he finally realized why Xu Jinglei was so angry when she met Xiao Yunfei, this guy was simply a bastard who could make people crazy!
Can your whole family be hard?Xiao Yunfei shrugged and said, not angrily.
certainly!Zhang Yang's head is like, if you don't believe it, I will take it out and show you the heroic spirit now.
Oh, it turns out that even your mother can be hard, no wonder... I understand... Xiao Yunfei nodded and muttered to himself in a sudden realization.
mom?
What does this have to do with my mother?
Zhang Yang was confused when he heard this. He really couldn't understand. How could he have something to do with his mother??
Hahaha……!
Just when Zhang Yang was still thinking about this, there was a burst of hilarious sounds around him. Many people were laughing so hard that they burst into tears. They covered their stomachs and rolled on the ground, which made him even more reluctant to "Chijie".
Lu Xinyao's expression at this time was similar to Zhang Yang's. She really couldn't figure out what was funny about this. How could it cause so many people to laugh and laugh to death.
Turning his head to look at Susan beside him, he saw that the expression on Susan's face was also very strange at this time, and she was still trying to laugh or not, holding back her smile, which made her curiously say: Shanshan, what is the mystery of what she said just now? How could so many people laugh like this?
Mystery?
Susan almost fainted on the ground without breathing. She looked at Lu Xinyao with a puzzled look on her face. It seemed that she really didn't know what the words meant. The corner of her mouth twitched a few times, and said softly in Lu Xinyao's ear: There is a big mystery in that guy's words, I'll tell you...
Well?
After hearing this, Lu Xinyao couldn't help but be stunned. Her face looked very strange. There were two more seductive reds on her cold and pretty face.
Now you know what's going on, right?As he said that, Susan looked at Xiao Yunfei in the scene with contempt and said: Only this bastard can come up with such a sinister trick.
Insidious damage?
It's indeed very insidious!
Lu Xinyao couldn't agree to this, but the person who was hurt was still standing there stupidly. He couldn't even see that others were hurting each other in person. This really made people wonder what to say.
Hahaha... I'm so laughing to death. How can he be hard?This...it's so funny...
No...no...my belly...is about to be...haha...it hurts...haha...it hurts so much...it can harden...haha...this...how can this woman...be hard...hahaha...
Because... he is not a woman, he is a man... haha... my eyes... eyes... haha... tears burst out... haha...
Haha... What's even more funny is... This guy actually looked like he was ignorant of what he said... he was about to laugh... I was so laughing to death... Haha...
……
boom……
Everyone's laughter was like a bolt from the blue, and Zhang Yang was stunned and completely stunned. Now he finally knew why, why it was hard or not, it had something to do with his mother. It turned out that this problem was here!
After thinking through this problem, Zhang Yang's face was extremely difficult to see. Angry flames burst out from his eyes, staring at Xiao Yunfei tightly, and he was so angry that he couldn't tremble all over...
Zhang Yang stared at Xiao Yunfei with angry eyes, his tone was even more angry, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard!"You dare to say that my mother is not a woman!
……
That night it was this bastard!
It was my first time to this man!
If she had known this guy would be so shameless, even if she had chosen a cat or a dog, she would never have chosen this bastard!!
However, even if you regret it now, it will be useless. Who said that I was blind and deceived by this bastard's appearance!
Xiao Yunfei did not expect that what Xu Jinglei said was what happened that night. After being stunned, he immediately noticed Lu Xinyao's look at him, which made him feel guilty.
Don't look at me like that. You hooked up with me that night, otherwise my innocence would not be destroyed in your hands. I am the real victim...
Xiao Yunfei kept muttering in his heart, but he didn't dare to speak out. Unless he was dead, otherwise he would be dismembered by this woman immediately after he spoke!
Xiao Yunfei now knows what Xu Jinglei said, but it is nothing more than the four local snakes who suddenly appeared that night to rob him.
If I had known that I would have left such a dedication, I would have done the person directly at the beginning, so I would not have caused such a thing.
It seems that these three years of comfortable life have really made me forget what it means: cutting grass without eradicating the roots, and the spring breeze will grow again!!
Although these four local snakes are not capable of growing, he forgot!
This is China!
He can't tolerate things when he is following abroad!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yunfei couldn't help but laugh at himself. He didn't expect that he would make such a low-level mistake!
Xu Jinglei did not see Xiao Yunfei's self-deprecating look. After explaining the matter, her eyes shot straight towards Xiao Yunfei with a sharp look and said coldly: According to the explanation of the four injured, you are the one who injured them!
They said that the murderer was me, but it was really me?Then can I say that you stole the underwear I lost last night?Xiao Yunfei looked at Xu Jinglei angrily and said.
……！
These words made everyone stunned, as if they were eating a fly and were disgusting. The corners of their mouths twitched a few times, and the expression on their faces was extremely strange.
Still stealing?
Even if you throw your bastard's underwear on the street, no one will go back to pick it up!
Everyone felt contempt for Xiao Yunfei in their hearts. I really don’t know if this bastard can say something. Others, a delicate and beautiful policeman, need to steal the underwear of an adult like you. It’s all right if you don’t steal other people’s things!
A faint blush appeared on Lu Xinyao and Su Shan's pretty faces at this moment, and their beautiful eyes looked at Xiao Yunfei very angry, because only this bastard could say such shameless words, and only this bastard did not play according to the routine, but what they said had some truth, which made people feel disgusting!!
Bastard, what does it have to do with me if you lose your underwear!Xu Jinglei's pretty face was also blushed at this moment, and she was already furious and wanted to tear this bastard to death!
Just his underwear?
I don’t know how many weeks I haven’t washed it. Not to mention stealing it, she wouldn’t want it even if she paid her money to give it to her!!
But this bastard is still able to speak out, and he is not afraid of being disgusting here!
Xiao Yunfei ignored Xu Jinglei's look of killing me, shrugged his shoulders and said: Since that's the case, what does the four people you said have to do with me?
good!
When everyone heard this, they almost couldn't help cheering for Xiao Yunfei.
When Lu Xinyao and Su Shan heard Xiao Yunfei's words, they were stunned, but they quickly realized, thinking: This bastard's eloquence is really not something that can be said to be alive. It can be said to be alive if it is dead, and the black one can be said to be white.
No wonder they were defeated every time when they were bickering with him, and they were so frustrated!
you……!
But Xu Jingjinglei, as the person involved, did not have such good intentions to think about these things. She was so angry that she was about to vomit blood. She pointed at Xiao Yunfei and couldn't even say a word, so she just didn't pounce on her and fought against this bastard!
Jinglei, why are you talking about so much nonsense with him?
Zhang Yang saw Xu Jinglei's chest full of anger by Xiao Yunfei, and his chest was full of turbulence. He couldn't help swallowing a sip of water on the side. Then he looked at Xiao Yunfei seriously and said: Boy, the responsibility of this legality cannot be rude by just a few words!We don’t know whether you have violated the law or not, and this must be judged by the court.As for now, you should go back to the police station honestly to avoid embarrassment!
how?You still want to be tough, right?Xiao Yunfei is a typical hob meat, and he doesn't eat any soft or hard food. When he saw Zhang Yang standing up, he immediately started yelling.
Humph, we have an arrest warrant. If you don’t cooperate with us, then we have to be tough!If you have the ability, you can resist arrest and run away. We have no objection!Zhang Yang shouted coldly, "If you have the ability, you will run away. I promise you will look at Xiao Yunfei with a good look, and he looked extremely proud."
Grass!
You have no objection, I have no objection!
Xiao Yunfei shouted and cursed in anger, looked at Zhang Yang with contempt and said: You are the only one who is like a bear?I don’t know if I can get hard when I eat a box of ‘Viagra’!
……！
These words made everyone speechless, and they all looked at Xiao Yunfei with contempt.
This guy is obviously asking others whether they want to be tough. Now, he is good, but he is tough but not the other one. It makes people want to despise him.
When Lu Xinyao and Su Shan saw this, they were speechless, and there was a faint blush on their pretty faces. I really didn't expect that Xiao Yunfei would suddenly have a fake move, and he could make people angry to death!
You can't be hard, your whole family can't be hard...
Zhang Yang was so angry that he was almost crazy. He pointed at Xiao Yunfei and cursed. Now he finally realized why Xu Jinglei was so angry when she met Xiao Yunfei, this guy was simply a bastard who could make people crazy!
Can your whole family be hard?Xiao Yunfei shrugged and said, not angrily.
certainly!Zhang Yang's head is like, if you don't believe it, I will take it out and show you the heroic spirit now.
Oh, it turns out that even your mother can be hard, no wonder... I understand... Xiao Yunfei nodded and muttered to himself in a sudden realization.
mom?
What does this have to do with my mother?
Zhang Yang was confused when he heard this. He really couldn't understand. How could he have something to do with his mother??
Hahaha……!
Just when Zhang Yang was still thinking about this, there was a burst of hilarious sounds around him. Many people were laughing so hard that they burst into tears. They covered their stomachs and rolled on the ground, which made him even more reluctant to "Chijie".
Lu Xinyao's expression at this time was similar to Zhang Yang's. She really couldn't figure out what was funny about this. How could it cause so many people to laugh and laugh to death.
Turning his head to look at Susan beside him, he saw that the expression on Susan's face was also very strange at this time, and she was still trying to laugh or not, holding back her smile, which made her curiously say: Shanshan, what is the mystery of what she said just now? How could so many people laugh like this?
Mystery?
Susan almost fainted on the ground without breathing. She looked at Lu Xinyao with a puzzled look on her face. It seemed that she really didn't know what the words meant. The corner of her mouth twitched a few times, and said softly in Lu Xinyao's ear: There is a big mystery in that guy's words, I'll tell you...
Well?
After hearing this, Lu Xinyao couldn't help but be stunned. Her face looked very strange. There were two more seductive reds on her cold and pretty face.
Now you know what's going on, right?As he said that, Susan looked at Xiao Yunfei in the scene with contempt and said: Only this bastard can come up with such a sinister trick.
Insidious damage?
It's indeed very insidious!
Lu Xinyao couldn't agree to this, but the person who was hurt was still standing there stupidly. He couldn't even see that others were hurting each other in person. This really made people wonder what to say.
Hahaha... I'm so laughing to death. How can he be hard?This...it's so funny...
No...no...my belly...is about to be...haha...it hurts...haha...it hurts so much...it can harden...haha...this...how can this woman...be hard...hahaha...
Because... he is not a woman, he is a man... haha... my eyes... eyes... haha... tears burst out... haha...
Haha... What's even more funny is... This guy actually looked like he was ignorant of what he said... he was about to laugh... I was so laughing to death... Haha...
……
boom……
Everyone's laughter was like a bolt from the blue, and Zhang Yang was stunned and completely stunned. Now he finally knew why, why it was hard or not, it had something to do with his mother. It turned out that this problem was here!
After thinking through this problem, Zhang Yang's face was extremely difficult to see. Angry flames burst out from his eyes, staring at Xiao Yunfei tightly, and he was so angry that he couldn't tremble all over...
Zhang Yang stared at Xiao Yunfei with angry eyes, his tone was even more angry, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Bastard!"You dare to say that my mother is not a woman!
……
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